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This Instagram Page Shares Spot-On Memes Reflecting The Struggles Of Womanhood And Here Are 50 Of The Funniest Ones
There are plenty of hoops people have to jump through every day, whether they’re male or female. But today, we invite you to walk a mile in the shoes of a ‘messy woman’ and browse the daily happenings the fairer sex has to deal with one meme at a time.
Started in 2020, the ‘Messy Women’ Instagram account mostly covers minor annoyances, like bad hair days or having nothing to wear. The posts also gently mock the somewhat absurd things we as women do, such as being dramatic for no reason or spending money on things we might not actually need. We have listed some of the best examples shared by the account, so scroll down for the witty posts and enjoy.
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Laura Lett 2 years ago
It's true though.....I prefer actual sneks ,to the human ones...
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With a fan base of nearly 170k followers, the account depicts daily situations women can relate to in a lighthearted way. As of now, it has shared over 2000 posts, covering everything from partner-related drama to misfortunes when it comes to makeup, and everything in between.
Back in 2021, nearly half (49.58%) of the world’s population was female, which equals to roughly 3.905 billion people. In addition to the somewhat entertaining daily mishaps they face, women all over the world encounter problems of a larger extent as well. For instance, inequality-related issues, sexism, or lack of females in high-ranking positions, as pointed out in Politico.
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#2
Loverboy 2 years ago
That feeling of trying to stay as asleep as possible for that minute or two, but when you make it back to bed it just isn't the same
Aisling O'Grady Hills 2 years ago
keep one eye closed and try not to turn on lights.
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I get comfortable in bed but then a mosquito shows up so I have to waste my time and effort into tracking it down and killing it
Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago
Woke up in the middle of the night but was too comfortable to go pee. Then I realized if I sleep for two more hours with a full bladder, I'll have to run first thing in the morning at 5:40AM and I decided that wasn't worth it.
Kate Jones 2 years ago
And it's always the most comfortable you've managed to be. You can never quite get back there again.
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
Oh, my future house that I'm always building is going to have my bathroom right behind my headboard, separated of course by soundproof wall. It's going to take me 5 steps to get to the bathroom, which will have a warmed floor. I'm not playing. Great to have a hubby that agrees.
meow point1 2 years ago
I spend a lot of time in the small hours of the night debating with myself if I should go to the bathroom now or wait until morning.
#3
Pink Princess 2 years ago
Omg I do this all the time. I must look like a complete maniac laughing to myself.
EM 2 years ago
I like singing songs in a silly voice when I'm alone, and sometimes in supermarkets when I forget I'm not alone. Cracks me up everytime, no matter where I am.
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Pew Research Center revealed that as much as four in ten people believe that men generally have more opportunities than their female counterparts. That might be the reason why the latter feel less optimistic about gender equality. However, according to the Pew Research Center, 75% of people believe that such equality will eventually be reached in their country.
In order to achieve it, gender equality has been included among the 17 Global Goals (also called Sustainable Development Goals), discussed by world leaders back in 2015. This item on the list entails targets, such as ensuring women’s full and effective participation at different levels of decision making, as well as eliminating harmful practices affecting them, among other things.
#4
Bonesko 2 years ago
Damn right. Cut toxic people out of your life, even if you're related
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SleepyFurry 2 years ago
EXACTLY!! MY PARENTS GIVE ME A LECTURE ON HOW FURRIES ARE BAD AND THEN ASK WHY I NEVER SHARE THINGS WITH THEM?! WHY WOULD I TELL THEM ANYTHING IF THEY ARE JUST GONNA BE NEGATIVE ABOUT IT?? LET ME BE A PANSEXUAL FURRY IN PEACE
#5
Zenozenobee 2 years ago
These two are my kids. My daughter is a rainbow oversharing glowing little girl when my son is a quiet, overthinking little boy with a sharp sense of humour... Until daughter is gloomy and sharp so son over compensate by becoming bubbly and uber talkative.
Karri Berkowitz 2 years ago
The nerve chatter followed by the quiet oh poop I should've shut up before I said that
Chris LaBudde 2 years ago
This is the guy I’m currently paired with at work. Call me “Wednesday”.
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
as someone with adhd this is a total mood but like enid is me w/o my meds and wedesday is me with them
Some of the obstacles women face encourage them to start movements that help eliminate them. One of the most significant ones is feminism, which arguably dates back to the junction of the 18th and the 19th centuries. The first wave was followed by the second one in the 1960s, the third from the early 1990s to the 2010s, and developed into what is now known as fourth-wave feminism, dating from 2012 to the present moment.
#6
Miss Frankfurter 2 years ago
I have to eat all the cookies just so I can get it out of the way and not have any cookies left to tempt me.
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
Well, if that's the way I'm gonna go. Half a cup Haagen Daz ice-cream every night with Bailey's Irish Cream, Amarula or even cheaper Vodka or Whisky. The ice-cream has to be quality. The liquor can be whatever the budget allows depending on the week of the month. I don't need pastries, cakes, etc - no matter how delicious.
#7
Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago
Even though I sleep in a tiny little bit of bed because I sleep all curly and small.
CHRIS DOMRES 2 years ago
You would need a crew of workers and a fork lift to change the sheets.
Margaret H 2 years ago
My dog would have left me two square feet on the top left-hand side. On a good day.
Firstname Lastname 2 years ago
Finally something big enough for the both of us and all my stuffies.
Nowadays, the situation regarding certain obstacles women face seems to be getting better. UN Women pointed out that in the year 2021 alone, there were numerous significant moments, illustrating movement in the right direction. For example, during that time, eight countries have elected or sworn in women as Heads of State or Government for the first time ever.
In addition to that, female artists, scientists, and athletes received more recognition. UN Women revealed that in the Tokyo 2020 games, held in 2021 due to Covid, nearly 49% of participants were women, which made it the most gender-balanced games in the history of Olympics.
#9
Wicked Adi 2 years ago
I mean she's not wrong, this is exactly how Disney advertised it to me in my childhood.
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
Hey, don't knock it. Use it to meditate, cleanse, grow and attract. DELIBERATE celibacy is underrated as a tool of discernment. Ask signs, including that the right person will have been celibate for as long as you have. And don't tell them. Let them tell you first once things are progressing in the right direction.
#10
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
And women as well. I’m not talking about dating because I’m a straight female, but there are a lot of messed up people in general
Rylee Evergreen 🇺🇦 2 years ago
I do love men, but sometimes they are a wee bit more than I can deal with. I'm already learning Italian and ASL, I can't try to figure out how the heck to speak Men either....and Duolingo doesn't offer it. Hm. Maybe Rosetta Stone?
#11
Clown fish 2 years ago
I find shouting io please can I have another helps
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Do_You_Think_I_Give_A_Tortilla 2 years ago
everyone reading this: YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING DONT LET ANYONE IEVEN YOURSELF) SAY YOU ARENT YOU DESEFVE TO FEEL AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
That One Cat 2 years ago
why thank you. and yes, you all are. if the cats can compliment you you’re truly worthy
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Papa Patata 2 years ago
Then someone pays attention to you and you're not sure if they're genuine or they want to Quasimodo you.
Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago
You would never find me stepping a foot in a bar unless I'm picking up a call-in food order. Haha
One field that is far from being gender-balanced, though, is stand up comedy. According to Zippia’s 2021 data, only 11.3% of such entertainers were female. However, similarly to ‘Messy Women’, they managed to depict what it’s like to be a woman in a humorous way.
#12
scag$y 2 years ago
My father-in-law has a cat and a dog. When he does the 'pspsps' thing calling the cat, the dog comes running too because he thinks the cat might be getting something nice, and that he might like a piece of that too.
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Evolbeky 2 years ago
I'm always so relieved when people have pets. It gives me someone safe to interact with when I get anxious and overwhelmed
Diolla 2 years ago
Unless they have a pitbull terrier or other agressive looking dog. That makes me anxious.
Load More Replies... Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago
Dogs find me. Lol I actually pay attention to animals. That's why they like me.
Monday 2 years ago
Pets are the absolute proof that love at first sight exists.
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Loverboy 2 years ago
Sending someone something you thought funny and them not reacting the way you hoped is a crushing disappointment
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
me spamming "table" in the chat and being upset when no one gets it
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ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
Peak 2023: A wife and husband sitting next to each other ON THEIR PHONES; watching their individual feeds and sending the funniest ones to each other. Then when family/friends call /text -- it's a whole discussion on whom to speak to right way and who can wait.
#14
Bonesko 2 years ago
Does anyone else go completely silent when ignoring a call like I do? Like 'shhh they'll know!' haha
scag$y 2 years ago
Haha! Totally! I have to keep watching it in case my hand accidentally touches 'Accept' or for if something falls on it and accepts by accident. It's terrifying.
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The Problem With Censorship Is ******* 2 years ago (edited)
Don't ever do that; they'll call right back at that very moment!
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YinzerGhost 2 years ago
The panic that washes over me when the phone rings and I remember it's a phone...
Despite being humorous, some of the jokes on the ‘Messy Women’ Instagram account are not baseless. The memes covering spilling the beans to your best friend, for instance. According to the author of ‘You're the Only One I Can Tell: Inside the Language of Women's Friendships’, Deborah Tannen, some girls or women form connections based on sharing personal information and other details; they often consider it a sign of closeness.
#15
Loverboy 2 years ago
My friendships just consist of sending each other advice that neither of us will take, it's the thought that counts though.
Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago
Right? Just the fact that somebody cares enough to give me advice makes things easier to deal with.
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Regina Machamer 2 years ago
This is probably the most relatable so far. I have actually stopped myself mid-text to realize I still have puffy eyes from crying half the day and I'm telling my friends to be positive and how great it is to be alive and s**t lol
Brooklyn Roffman 2 years ago (edited)
My friend asks me for love advise even though I’ve never had a relationship EVER, and I’m quite socially awkward
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#17
Luna Crow 2 years ago
This is one of my stop signs. If I start wondering if I'm overthinking, the answer is probably yes.
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
me worrying about the fact that i have the intrusive thoughts that i have and wondering if any sick human beings bear any resemblance to me and wondering how they think and then trying to change the subject because i dont even want to know
Omima mimi miki 2 years ago
I hate when that happens at night - it's the most annoying feeling EVER!
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
Lord, when I do that I KNOW I need vitamins. I start to research on what supplements I may need and how soon I can get them. It's manic.
Brooklyn Roffman 2 years ago
I’d be at school and start thinking about how much I over think, then ik start thing about how I think about it to much for infinity♾️
Another recurring joke on ‘Messy Women’ was treating yourself to things you might not actually need. Even though neither of the sexes is immune to such a misdemeanor, some women—myself included—do tend to spend money in a rather imprudent way, at times.
This, and several other reasons, encouraged one of them, a London-based financial journalist Michelle McGagh, to stop spending money on things that weren’t necessities for one year. In a TEDxManchester talk, she discussed her no-spend policy, which allowed her to save £22,000.
#18
Monday 2 years ago
It's just a giant turtleneck sweater. Drink hand is coming from the neck hole, feet are one arm and head is another arm. Torso hole is under their butt probably.
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Sue Denham 2 years ago
I don't know what it's called but I nee-ee-eed this item of clothing in my wardrobe.
Lisa Green 2 years ago
I think it’s a sweater: her legs are in one arm and her head is poking out the other. She’s holding her drink out of the neck hole, and she’s sitting on the waist hole.
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Sally Close 2 years ago
Mana mana doo doo doo doo. Mama mana doo doo doo doo. Mana mana doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.
#19
Quentin Tname 2 years ago
Same for most of these. Why all this labeled as ‘women’s struggles’?
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rodger coghlan 2 years ago
Only 30 more years and I can start smoking again (a promise I made to myself when I quit)
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago (edited)
me getting over the personality that i had two seconds ago and then dissappeared into thin air for no reason
Ruth Kilpatrick 2 years ago
Dating someone, letting them go and knowing you can never go back...53 years so far.
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
The opposite of that is the same: Liking a particular Celebrity couple( they're your besties in your head) and being mad/sad when they break up.
#20
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Nah, not me. I look the same as I did 12 years ago. I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing XD
Rostit . 2 years ago
I've looked the same for the past 25 years. good or bad, it doesn't matter as long as you are happy. That is what matters.
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Esist Nosrep 2 years ago
Do you think in 10 years from now people will look at those filler filled faces and think how odd it looks?
Another struggle covered by the Instagram account and stand-up comedy artists likewise is the subtleties of makeup and getting ready in general. Researchers actually did the math to see how much time we spend enhancing our appearance, and according to their 2022 data, we allocate nearly one-sixth of our lives to such a goal.
#21
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I'd be the friend who would purposefully run into the bridge just to fart, then run back into my house giggling like a madman XD
#22
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
I've been repeatedly told that when I laugh I sound like the Wicked Witch of the West.
the gay they 2 years ago
ME TOO. BY MY OWN GIRLFRIEND. im also told i sound like squidward. guess im never going to laugh again.
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Does it count if it's at other peoples' misfortune?
Load More Replies... Hotdogking 2 years ago
Whenever I laugh one of my friends will always immediately go "Oh, Joker laugh!" or, "Alright Heath Ledger!" But to everyone who calls people out on having weird laughs, Why so serious?
Earthquake903 2 years ago
The one on the right looks like something off the Blackhole Sun video
#23
Angela B 2 years ago
*also runs to get popcorn and pulls up comfy chair* Sorry I'm late. What did I miss?
Load More Replies... No matter the problem, being able to relate to people going through a similar situation can be comforting. Even if it’s something as minor as ruining your makeup or spending money on yet another knick-knack. Therefore, if you’d like to browse some more material females might relate to, check out these hilarious memes.
#24
Almostfoxlike 2 years ago
Phrase I often get to say: "the 'I told you so' that is coming is gonna sting and I'm gonna enjoy every moment.
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
scha·den·freu·de April 4th 2023. #TFG indicted 34 counts. #45 DOWN at 34... And counting.
#25
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
I don't play games. I love you, you gonna know. At the same time, I'm never lonely and I need my alone time. So, appreciate me when you have me.
Michael Fernandez 2 years ago
Everyone ina group chat thanked me for some vacation pics I shared last week, and I still go back and reread it a couple of times a day. It’s videos and pics of *them*, but I’m sorta involved on the periphery.
New Everywhere 2 years ago
People out here timing their response text?? I'm a discontinued edition human I swear
Construction site Pigeon 2 years ago (edited)
Ok but what is the context of this picture? Is this from some movie? What movie? Why is he talking to a gecko? Gecko is a person?
#26
Pink Princess 2 years ago (edited)
Lol I got my first period in the summer holidays between year 8 and year 9 and I was sooo annoyed. I was lucky that I got mine way later than everybody else.
Construction site Pigeon 2 years ago (edited)
I once went on vacation, it started on the day I went and ended the day I returned
The Problem With Censorship Is ******* 2 years ago (edited)
Haha, "week". That's cute. Try having PMDD, at least three weeks of fun! :'-D
RandomHumanBean 2 years ago (edited)
i got mine first on my sisters birthday, in the summer. it was a pool party. the next day, we left for an amusement park that had a lot of water rides. beat that.
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Got mine in 8th grade (little later than others), and it was the last day of winter break. At least it didn’t happen in school. I got lucky.
Erjenn Rejano 2 years ago
I was with my dad when I got mine. Now that was an awkward conversation. At least we were at the grocery store
#27
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
NOPE. I've scrambled their numbers in my brain, deleted numbers from every device, blocked emails, forgotten their address. NOT happening.
Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago
Until I finally realized what a POS he was and how he didn't actually give a crqp about me the entire time and just wanted to date me after a break up. 🤮
#28
The Problem With Censorship Is ******* 2 years ago (edited)
What is it with those huge butts these days? When did that even get into fashion!? Last time I looked, "fat a*s" was an insult (not that it should be, but it was, let's just face it). To each their own, but I think it looks horribly awkward to see someone with a regular posture and then there's that huge, inflated butt (obviously talking about the people that created it themselves, not the natural ones). Please don't fry me into oblivion, I just don't understand this sudden trend, and it's just a matter of personal taste. And don't come at me about women's rights/feminism/bodyshaming, I am familiar with the whole mumbo jumbo, I am a woman myself, thank you.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Fashion changes ig. Always has and always will. I personally don't get it (because I don't even experience attraction) but hey things evolve in interesting ways
Load More Replies... ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
Yep. Praying to sexy Mary Magdalene and Her hubby Jesus Christ for the tight waist, round butt, full boobs...AhhhhhMEN. Then do the squats. Take the supplements. Drink good water. Looking good is a Superpower.
#29
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
No, friend. No, it is not. I present to you the true curse... curly hair. XD I can't style it. I can't brush it. I can't comb it out unless it's wet. I can't use a blowdryer on it. I can't use a flat iron. I can't use a curling iron. It's impervious to braiding. I tried to chemically straighten it, and it laughed at me. It rules my life. XD Photos are what happens if I try to brush/comb it when it is dry. It consumes my face in vengeance. the_hair-6...11a7a1.jpg 
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Results of "volume" and "floof": not as desired XD hair2-642b...7c83ae.jpg 
Julia Larsson 2 years ago (edited)
I sleep with my hair wrapped in a satin scarf, that way it doesn’t end up a frizzy mess the next morning
Melissa 2 years ago
I tried this but the scarf would always slip off my hair while I slept.
Load More Replies... Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
Imagine going your whole life with thin, fine, straight-as-a-board hair. Then you are treated with massive steroids while in the hospital and suddenly your hair starts growing in curly? Like Larry Fine curly? Complete with the frizzies. That's my hair now and I have NO clue what to do with it.
Casey McAlister 2 years ago
Find out what caused this effect and sell the recipe. You can become a billionaire!
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Bonesko 2 years ago
I have a few guys I regret because I was lonely and they were there. It wasn't worth it. Being lonely isn't or shouldn't be the main criteria for dating someone
Kristal 2 years ago
That's when I relegate them to fwb ... if they are worth keeping for the physical anyways
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Loverboy 2 years ago (edited)
Recently did this, I cringe so hard at old photos, even by just a year. Like "Did y'all fr let me look like this??"
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
I love my old photos. I was young and adorable. Now I'm just old and adorable. 😞
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Sheila Stamey 2 years ago
As a parent of someone whose own brother described them as " emo boy doing an album cover ", and who turned out awesome, emo happens. It's a thing . No cringe needed.
devotedtodreams 2 years ago
Actually, I cringe far more at more modern pictures of myself. Then again, there aren't many pictures of me to begin with (thank God)....
Regina Machamer 2 years ago
These scars remind us, that the past is real, I tear my heart open, just to-
#33
Regina Machamer 2 years ago
I respectfully disagree lol flirting is just fun sometimes
Load More Replies... Androgyny Lunacy 2 years ago
Or you did end up in one. :'( Because you couldn't say no and the dude was a nice enough guy that might have been annoying but not too annoying. 😭
#34
Francis 2 years ago
me last week, when my not so bad looking bos took off hiss sweater... was kinda awkward...
Belle Miles 2 years ago
Oh NO! There is another stick coming out of my mouth... I think I am a walrus... I think I need her to look at it. They're not the same size.
#35
Bonesko 2 years ago
Maybe ill get an inheritance from a secret uncle before I have to leave for work 🙏
Cristi nah 2 years ago
I am too old for a sugar daddy, I would accept an old rich uncle
Load More Replies... Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Ironic that they used a Kardashian/Jenner for this particular meme. None of them actually "work" the way the rest of us have to XD
#36
Kristal 2 years ago
It's an achievable goal. I'm older and I've never been drunk, never saw the appeal.
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meow point1 2 years ago
My dad's pretty much a teetotaller, but on the rare occasions he does drink, it's always something like tequila. I don't get it either.
#37
Olivia The Cloud 2 years ago
No I just start acting awkward and say stuff that sounds really dumb lol. My love language is food and gifts so if your sad that's probably how I'm going to comfort you. Also, Im good at listening, not talking
the shrimp whisperer 2 years ago
im only good at making people laugh so i just hug them until they stop crying and then say "its gonna be okay" and at some point trasition back to cracking jokes
#38
BlueEyesWhiteDragon 2 years ago
People used to get burned at the stake for pulling these moves.
#39
Hotdogking 2 years ago
Oh my God that is literally my mum. No matter what it is, even if she realises she's wrong (which is rare because she's to pig-headed to realise that) she will always pull out that card or else shift the goalposts. She is impossible
#40
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
Missing from this pic: A good book; ice-cream, Mobil and laptop open to Bored Panda... Ah, #SelfCare
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Reenzy Bennington 2 years ago
I'm the opposite. I would only pack a backpack and bring my tote. For a week.
Melissa 2 years ago
Not me. I pack about one year worth of clean underwear as if I'm planning on crapping myself every 25 minutes. Never happens but I like to be prepared.
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Vince Wales 2 years ago
It's an art installation, nothing to be afraid of.
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CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
i want to make that a sculpture then put it in a museum. like big on the top and small at the bottom.
#44
ValdaDeDieu 2 years ago
If you're bored already, what's the point. If he makes you laugh, he'll always make you laugh -- even when you're mad at him. Which is important.
#45
Sophia Ramsey 2 years ago
the seventh, actually. they have a very distinct asthetic down there. i'm even on relatively good terms with the archduke Asmodeus himself!
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Loverboy 2 years ago
Sorry doesn't fix everything, actions mean 100x more than words ever will
Sonja 2 years ago
And sometimes you can forgive but it's still over because your heart can't forget
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Kaguya 2 years ago
A friend I have/had got abused by a guy. There where something like fwb. He lived in her apartment and gaslit her. Then he finally moved out and she continued spending all her time with him online. She didn't even have time for me or her other friends. She told me that they talked and he apologized... I'm sure when they move back together, he will continue abusing her. Its so sad that she's not accepting help from her friends.
GlamourGhoul 2 years ago
This is 100% me and my bestie about one particular guy. She thinks his b******t is worth putting up with just for his D. But if that's all he has going for him, you can buy a dildo and those don't cause drama.
#47
Stary_cat 2 years ago
My friends trying to find my crushes because I don’t have any social media but bored panda and I’m not sure this even counts.
Clown fish 2 years ago
Lol yep I'll find it. Only got a first name might take me a day but I'll find it
#48
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
She isn't "too thin". She looks normal. Slender, but normal.
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Loverboy 2 years ago
Same, except it's useless junk like decorations that for some reason I absolutely needed
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
I have a flying unicorn decoration hanging off the top of my desk because I bought it one day for no reason.
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StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
Or on TV. (Or my book while at school.)
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Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
It's always a nice thought experiment while you eat a whole pack of cookies
devotedtodreams 2 years ago
Oh, I get this thought a lot. And it always end up being really depressing.
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Reminds me of the time one of my mum's friends spent over an hour sending me links to ads for dogs who are up for adoption despite the fact that Mum has made it very clear she's not going to adopt another one since the original dog passed away. We both knew it wasn't going to happen, but it was fun anyway.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Heck, I go to German Shepherd rescue websites all the time to "browse" their available dogs XD I always had a plan to adopt two doggos, but my current pup became very disabled due to a puppyhood illness, so I won't be adopting another dog until he's a bit more stable. But it's still so fun to "shop" and dream! XD
Load More Replies... Lou Cam 2 years ago
Me and my bestie planned a whole expedition to South America when we left school. We knew which youth hostel to stay in, which train to catch. Both us poor AF and didn't have rich parents or jobs ourselves so it was just a map with pins in (pre-internet). It was fun to plan though. Still never been to South America nearly 30 years later.
#53
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
I love how you can clearly see the dress has started to tear on one side because there's no way it's Homer's size.
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Ione Alva-wies 2 years ago
Lol my teacher said that she was trying to get administration to fire her
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A Wild Bean 2 years ago
Do you ever see something so cute that you forget how to do words and just akljshfgsajkldghjkdsajsdlhgklsgjkdslaklsjkdlaghjklashgjkls for a minute
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Moosy Girl 2 years ago
Warning: depending on the beach you go to there’s cleaning machines and sand combing machines driving around the beach EARLY in the morning.
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
Even non-hurtful things are enough to make me cry. I hate my stupid tear ducts
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
I don't think being friends with them is a good idea. What are they saying about u?
Lou Cam 2 years ago
Exactly, they'll be bitching about everyone behind their backs.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
I hate makeup XD My mother is always harassing me to "wear makeup" as it's "disrespectful" not to (to whom? to what?) She was even telling me I had to wear lipstick during the pandemic when I had a mask on for 8 hours straight at work XD She was born in 1944, so she's of the generation that believes a woman is sloppy/disgraceful if she goes outdoors in anything less than full makeup, perfectly coiffured hair, and a coordinated outfit. Let's just say that I am not the daughter she THOUGHT she was getting when my parents adopted me XD
VonBlade 2 years ago
You do, or don't, choose to wear makeup for yourself. It's not for other people otherwise they'd be wearing it. Be your best self, Lakota, and revel in it :)
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ShyWahine 2 years ago (edited)
Happens all the time - when you have a darker than average skin tone…
Got Myself 4 Pandas 2 years ago
I'm the opposite, trying to find them pale enough is a pain the in the butt - I have so many that seemed fine in the shop lighting but when I get home I end up looking like my liver is about to pack it in - so often even the palest shade is too dark for my Casper face - that's why when I find one that I like and it's pale enough I buy several bottles at once
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Construction site Pigeon 2 years ago (edited)
Having a haircut and forgetting to click a pic before messing the hair up
#66
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
When I worked in a grocery store, I tried this with a co-worker who was hitting on young female customers, especially young mothers with babies/toddlers in their cart. I actually overheard him tell one of them what time he got off work and tell her to give him her phone number. It was my first "real" job, so I was stupid and naïve. I reported him to HR. I got mysteriously "let go" a few weeks later XD
Lyuben Petkov 2 years ago
Probably the practices of that colleague of you were more profitable for the store (attracting more clients to visit again, flattered by his attention) or he had something more stable with the boss )
Load More Replies... Luna Crow 2 years ago
Yeah, who complains about coworkers to HR? They don't care, they're just there to protect the company
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#68
Loverboy 2 years ago
Doesn't make it a whole lot better. I see people talking about toxicity like it's fine and doesn't matter, why?
Rilmar 2 years ago
My thoughts exactly. Toxicity isn't something we should normalize/glamourize.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
My ex did not grow up with pets and he did not understand this. Then we adopted our youngest cat and suddenly he'd be sending me photos of him stuck in bed/on the couch with the kitten asleep on his legs XD with messages like "this is blissful hell" and "I have to pee but I'll pee myself before I move"
#70
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
No, I disagree that this is "what it's like to be a woman". Most people in general who aren't a-holes and have respect for others will be ready when they're supposed to be. It's only narcissistic d-bags who are chronically late to everything.
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago (edited)
This entire listicle is one cringey stereotype after another. Not all women are heterosexual, obsessed with getting married and finding a significant other, obsessed with makeup and shopping, obsessed with being toxic, etc. Just goes to show that BoredPanda really love stereotypes.
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#71
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Sometimes it's not boys telling you the lies. Sometimes it's your mom telling you the lies about how ugly and fat you are.
#73
Yeet_girl360 2 years ago
Masha and the bear. It is a Russian comedy cartoon for kids.
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I love the pretty colours in the sky. The way the pinks, the blues and the oranges blend perfectly together ♥️
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#77
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
Otherwise that cutie could get severely injured 💕💕
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Spocks's Mom 2 years ago (edited)
LOL! Michael Cera is aggressively adorable. His role in "This is the End" is priceless.
#79
Mr Old School Cool 2 years ago
No, we don't. We can cuddle up with beers and watch a scary movie, perhaps. Maybe take turns giving shoulder rubs
StrangeOne 2 years ago
Ooo. Close, but not bottle fed. If any of your men still beg to be breastfed their mother didn't ween them right.
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vvv 2 years ago
That's a cliché. All my life I have seen hard working women and mothers, often earning less than men. And all my life I have seen men having big issue with my salary (above theirs) So whatever situation you're in, not good. They either look down on you or run from you. For centuries, men forced women to be dependent on them. Now if a woman wants this, she's a gold-digger. never right.
Kristal 2 years ago
There is seriously nothing wrong with financial security, especially since living in a house usually requires two paychecks, doubly so with children.
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#83
StrangeOne 2 years ago
Sticky and glazed? I'm lucky to not feel dry and itchy 30 minutes later.
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
"I like the left one. It's more... pensive." "Damn, I was going for 'thoughtful'."
#87
Yeet_girl360 2 years ago
I remember as a kid being absolutely OBSESSED with monster high. I would refuse to play with any other doll than my monster high dolls. I had two pairs of MH pj's, a blanket, all the movies on the disk.
#88
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
I start talking shop. I know a little about cars. Enough to sound like I know what I am talking about.
#89
Brooklyn Roffman 2 years ago
Once a friends brother fell of the swi gset at school and started crying and I didn’t know what to do so I walked away and my friend got mad and we got into a figh because she thought that meant I didn’t like her but actually I just was very socially akward, am still am (still friends with both of them)
#93
Unfeathered Chicken 2 years ago
Me looking at my phone every 5 minutes to see if smne commented on one of my BP comments
#94
Spocks's Mom 2 years ago
Sometimes it's hard to say what you are really thinking out of fear of rejection and ridicule.
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Stardust she/her 2 years ago
This article title says “women” but I say it’s more like straight cis allo toxic women. Not every woman is toxic, not every woman is straight and not every woman wants to date and/or have sex
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
I could not agree more. Now excuse me while I go shopping and obsess over my boo!
Load More Replies... LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago (edited)
I think I must suck at being a woman according to BoredPanda as this was the most cringe, toxic, stereotypical hetero list I think I’ve ever seen on this site. Do BoredPanda staff even read what they copy and paste from Reddit? Not every woman is straight, enjoys getting drunk, is obsessed with their boyfriend, loves shopping, obsesses about their weight, etc. BoredPanda really loves those stereotypes
Cami 2 years ago
Another day, another (maybe not so discreet) hateful article from BoredPanda. Women are not some hivemind. These are just those "not like other girls" post lists but recycled into memes. This article says absolutely nothing positive about women and groups billions of people into a small box, great job BP, you've done what you do best- blatant stereotyping.
Human on a stick 2 years ago
Alright I might get downvoted but.. All y'all're right. This article was cringey and stupid but still mostly relatable
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
I thought this article itself was funny, but it doesn’t relate to all women.
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
This article title says “women” but I say it’s more like straight cis allo toxic women. Not every woman is toxic, not every woman is straight and not every woman wants to date and/or have sex
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
I could not agree more. Now excuse me while I go shopping and obsess over my boo!
Load More Replies... LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago (edited)
I think I must suck at being a woman according to BoredPanda as this was the most cringe, toxic, stereotypical hetero list I think I’ve ever seen on this site. Do BoredPanda staff even read what they copy and paste from Reddit? Not every woman is straight, enjoys getting drunk, is obsessed with their boyfriend, loves shopping, obsesses about their weight, etc. BoredPanda really loves those stereotypes
Cami 2 years ago
Another day, another (maybe not so discreet) hateful article from BoredPanda. Women are not some hivemind. These are just those "not like other girls" post lists but recycled into memes. This article says absolutely nothing positive about women and groups billions of people into a small box, great job BP, you've done what you do best- blatant stereotyping.
Human on a stick 2 years ago
Alright I might get downvoted but.. All y'all're right. This article was cringey and stupid but still mostly relatable
StitchIsCuteAndFluffy 2 years ago
I thought this article itself was funny, but it doesn’t relate to all women.
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