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50 Funny Memes That Men Might Find Funny, Shared By The “Men’s Humor” IG Account (New Pics)
The last decade or so has conclusively proven that you really can make a meme out of really anything. Jobs, generations, the specifics of dorm life, you name it, there are memes about it. The “Men’s Humor” Instagram page is dedicated to memes and posts that encapsulate the sorts of things guys joke about.
If you don’t fall into that category, don’t fear, there will be something here for you as well. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts in the comments below.
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#1
Papa 9 months ago
Please give the US-bashing a rest. We all know there are problems, but why do you feel compelled to keep bringing it up, especially when what you have to say has absolutely no relevance to the subject being discussed, like here?
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
Never understood this myself. My college had a freaking NUCLEAR REACTOR but the football team was the focus of attention.
Susie Elle 9 months ago
As a European this always baffled me. School sports-culture in general.
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Richienotsorich 9 months ago
When your highest paid staff are football coaches, education is not the priority of the establishment!
Lavern Defazio 9 months ago
And the price of an education just keeps getting higher and higher
Janet Graham 9 months ago
Truth! Skip the sports and pump money into academics and practical knowledge
MushroomHead22 9 months ago (edited)
thats like a hotel charging you for parking at their hotel.... hotels are simply glorified parking lots with the attraction of a hotel. EDIT: i meant whilst being a guest at the hotel. if your not a guest, then yes its ok to charge people.
#3
Penelope Orange 9 months ago
Here's the thing I don't understand about touch screens vs buttons. With touch screens you have to take your eyes off the road to see what you want to touch. With buttons/knobs you don't have to take your eyes off the road because you know where those buttons are and can feel the one you want. So many accidents are caused by distracted drivers taking their eyes off the road and touch screens that you have to look at to use are becoming the norm.
My O My 9 months ago
Yes!!! We have one car with a touchscreen and one with buttons. I really prefer the buttons! (Okayyy...yes, it's my car and I specifically bought one with buttons)
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Heather Evans 9 months ago
The number of buttons I have to press and press them multiple times to do something I did with a simple dial in the 80s and 90s is mind boggling.
BeesEelsAndPups 9 months ago
My car has this configuration. Are you saying that this is no longer the standard?
Kise Miarse 9 months ago
Correct. Most cars now are the extremely dangerous touchscreen.
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BoredLittleLeafSheep 9 months ago
How strong do you want it? What temperature do you want? And where do you want it? Don't need much else.
While “male humor” is a pretty broad spectrum, for better or worse, fart jokes (or flatulence humor, if you are being fancy) is part of it. Indeed, it is, in many ways, a time-honored tradition, going back to ancient Sumer. Not only did they perhaps invent, among other things, the fart joke, fart jokes might be one of the oldest recorded topics of humor on the planet.
For those who are curious, it goes like this “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.” Not, perhaps, the greatest joke of all time, but we can at least see their thought process.
#4
glowworm2 9 months ago
He has all my respect for rescuing a black cat, which often get overlooked due to superstitious nonsense. Also, the cat's name is the best!
Arsena McIntire 9 months ago
I've got two and they're among two of the best cats I've ever had
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Agfox 9 months ago
Another unsolicited testimonial for the sex toy industry
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BeesEelsAndPups 9 months ago
Hmm. This goth girl would not like me then. I live in a 126 year old Victorian home in one of the oldest neighborhoods of the oldest city in America. Many of the houses here were built in the 17th and 18th centuries. Our power goes out if the wind blows a little too hard.
#6
Montanavanna 9 months ago
Is this a custom model? The one that comes with an actual truck bed. I like the green, nice change.
Beth Wheeler 9 months ago
I passed one on the hwy earlier, they are much uglier up close. I even call them cybertrash. LOL
It wasn’t just the Mesopotamians who were into flatulence, it shows up as a form of humor in numerous Greek plays. The ancient Romans, loving all things Greek copied this motif, for example, an excerpt from The Pumpkinification of Claudius: “At once he bubbled up the ghost, and there was an end to that shadow of a life…The last words he was heard to speak in this world were these. When he had made a great noise with that end of him which talked easiest, he cried out, "Oh dear, oh dear! I think I have made a mess of myself."”
#7
Child of the Stars 9 months ago
Reminds me of the fact that Mr. Rogers always said when he fed the fish because a blind little girl asked him to so she'd know he was taking care of them.
FlamingZombies 9 months ago
And he shared a pool with a Black man to show that you can't get any kind of disease/illness just by sharing spaces with people who have different colored skin.
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BeesEelsAndPups 9 months ago
My grandfather was an artist, and he had many artist friends, one of whom was color blind. His paintings did have color in them, but they were always muted, or somewhat shifted. They were gorgeous.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 9 months ago
My friend is colourblind but an amazing artist who i love
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Auntriarch 9 months ago
Sounds like a good film, is it still available or are you speaking from memory?
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George D 9 months ago
Ha ha! Still boggles my mind that they inhabited earth for over 150 million years and we humans roughly 200,000 years.
Montanavanna 9 months ago
What's the secret right? Oh dino ancestors, show us your ways.
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Pferdchen 9 months ago
Ugh. There's a small strip mall we went to yesterday where you have to pay to park in the lot, which is owned by the same business that owns the buildings with the stores. I kind of get it because people were parking there to go to nearby bars and restaurants. Still, I hate having to pay to park to shop at the strip mall AND the tax on the parking fee that is tacked on.
Cindy Brick 9 months ago
...which is why we don't use an ATM unless it's absolutely positively unavoidable.
Roland Nijveld 9 months ago
Better question: why is it even legal? I would definitely protest if they would do that here
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Richard Iachetta 9 months ago
If you use an ATM you deserve to get ripped off by the bank and anyone esle who does.
Importantly, it’s not just the ancients who maintained this. Mark Twain has made them, the first chapter of Moby-Dick contains one, “I always go to sea as a sailor, because of the wholesome exercise and pure air of the fore-castle deck. For as in this world, head winds are far more prevalent than winds from astern (that is, if you never violate the Pythagorean maxim),” so at the end of the day, we might be forced to conclude that fart jokes are here to stay.
#10
Christos Arvanitis 9 months ago
.....aaaaaaaand that's why we have a moron for a president in the US
2rc7jxyxbp 9 months ago
Be funny if it wasn't too true. I only just learned the flat earthers are actually serious after my whole life thinking it was a cool joke.
TooTrue 9 months ago
This is why the metric system works so well. 110g or 150g, which is bigger?
Miki 9 months ago
Type of system has no meaning here. Someone would see third of a kilo vs quarter of a kilo and it's the same conversation.
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Billo66 9 months ago
From most of the rest of us. I'm sorry. Remember it is a joke. We're not all that dense, but unfortunately... At least we can keep an eye on those that are. They are in charge.
Anxious Aardvark 9 months ago
It actually isn't a joke. The A&W fast food chain introduced the 1/3rd lb. burger to compete with competitors 1/4 lb burgers. They didn't sell very well. They hired a firm to investigate. "Focus group participants expressed confusion over the price, asking why they should pay the same amount for a "smaller" third-pound burger." 1980's. Sad, isn't it?
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InoueAmani 9 months ago
As an American living in UK, I am regularly asked to explain why Americans are the way we are.
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Anxious Aardvark 9 months ago
Alas, it appears to be satire based on a construction worker stories from decades back.
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Robert Beveridge 9 months ago
Nah, this needs REAL ammo. Double Taco Bell orders for everyone.
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Janet Graham 9 months ago
I hope he took samples for DNA or he might have trouble proving his claim.
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Anne Roberts 9 months ago
As a preschool teacher I highly endorse this! 😁
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Lavern Defazio 9 months ago (edited)
Screaming "F**k!" At the top of my lungs works, but not in church. That you have to whisper while there. " F**k! I could be home watching the game instead of sitting here ,giving my money to this millionaire preacher".
KnightOwl 9 months ago (edited)
I've been doing stuff like this for more than 25 yrs. I used to babysit a lot as a teen and always made up silly games like this to keep bored kids amused. Now as an aunt of 16 I love doing fun, silly things with all my nieces and nephews (that's why i'm the fun aunty) My favourite trick is slicing a banana inside the skin then offering it to a child. When the child says yes, ask them if they want to see a magic trick, say some nonsense words while waving your hands over the banana then hand it to them to peel. The looks of amazement when they peel it and it all falls out already sliced are always hilarious (To slice inside the skin simply insert a needle into the skin and move from side to side, repeat every half inch until the entire banana has been sliced, if done properly you won't see any puncture marks and it'll be fully sliced!)
HardBoiledBlonde 9 months ago
I like monkeys but those monkey's must be funky, funky monkeys, funky monkeys, funk, funk, funk, monk, monk, monk, funky monkeys. This little ditty and "The Name Game" song always worked to up the mood when I worked with inpatient and residential children and adolescents. It works with my dog, too, but he has a stuffed monkey squeaky toy to add to the tune. Try it, it works. Making monkey sounds and actions are strictly optional as are bananas.
Lena Flising 9 months ago
The second line is NSFW in my country. Sn*p is the Swedish word for peepee. Maybe that can amuse someone...
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
I currently live in an apartment that has a heater that is at least 100 years old. Old fashioned hot water radiator. This building has outlived generations.
Wintermute 9 months ago
I currently live in a house that is less than a year old and has two broken appliances and a saggy floor. So... yeah, can confirm this post.
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BoredLittleLeafSheep 9 months ago
Of course the old one sucks enough power to light up a small city but sure, it'll last longer.
WindySwede 9 months ago
Yupp. The old one used somewhere around 1000 kWh per year. This new one should use around 250 kWh. That is money added up. Even though it would be nice it the new one lasted as long as the last one!
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Susie Elle 9 months ago
"Also I am filled with heavy metals and stuff that ruins the environment"
George D 9 months ago
That's back when designed obsolescence wasn't even a consideration and deemed amoral. Unfortunately, humanity has a way of succumbing to entropy.
Jrog 9 months ago (edited)
Planned obsolescence is not what you make of it. Would it make sense to spend way more money, more effort and more material to make something designed to last a century, when in 10 years you are going to replace the appliance anyway for something way more efficient? See my other comment. Replacing a 1985 refrigerator every 10 years would have been massively cheaper and less polluting than keeping the same old refrigerator in use, on energy cost alone. Yes, older cars lasted longer and required little care, but newer cars save so much fuel, pollute way less,a re safer and are fully recyclable at their EoL. Would it make sense to keep overbuilt, inefficient, unsafe dinosaurs on the road while replacing them every decade or so would dramatically cut the environmental impact and make your life better?
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 9 months ago
In Harvest Gold or Avocado Green no less.... The color alone denotes eternal life.
David 9 months ago
Not completely wrong based on complaints I hear / read. I have two fridges. The one in my kitchen came from our family farm after my mom died. Too lazy to check model number at the moment but it's pre-2000. The fridge in my shop is the farm fridge the newer one replaced. It was in our farm kitchen when I was in high school in the 70s. And in the basement canning kitchen on the farm was a super old Frigidare from I think 50s, possibly older, that was working fine when I gave it to a relative in 2008.
Sue User 9 months ago
My harvest gold, bottom freezer just gave out 4 yesrs ago.
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George D 9 months ago
For real. Bacteria from gum disease can spread to your heart. Full stop.
Miles Mawyer 9 months ago
"Full stop". Are you ending your statement, or saying what the heart will do? :D
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Stimpy 9 months ago
you are asking for Healthcare? In the US that translates to being so far left you are basically a communist, right?
BeesEelsAndPups 9 months ago
Yeah, anything that even touches on caring for your citizens is considered to be extreme left socialist.
Load More Replies... Auntriarch 9 months ago
Don't apologise Cody, I'm in UK and eyes are apparently a "nice to have". And don't get me started on finding a NHS dentist.
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BeKind&Rewind 9 months ago
I know someone with a health condition (cancer) that lead to them losing almost all of their teeth (chemo/radiation) and their dental insurance won't cover dentures or implants, calling it cosmetic. As in, "Gee that food looks good, wish I could eat it?"
Alyce 9 months ago
Friend had similar situation. Medical insurance said it was dental responsibility; dental insurance said it was medical. Six years and counting, still on soft foods
Load More Replies... InoueAmani 9 months ago
And eye care! Why was it decided that if I stub my toe and the nail grows in weird, insurance covers it, but eyes and teeth are luxury items
Richard Iachetta 9 months ago
Teeth aren't bones but close enough, but don't worry about that RFK jr will take both of them away and tell you to use urine as toothpaste like the Romans did
Robert Miller 9 months ago
That's why Bernie has been advocating for it to be added to healthcare for years
#15
George D 9 months ago
Reminds me of Ferris Bueller. When you think about it, how many truly wonderful weather days are there in a given year? Not enough. Enjoy it when you can.
David 9 months ago
Ferris Bueller — 'Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.'
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Gavin Johnson 9 months ago
My Dad’s old company allowed them one ‘duvet day’ a year, feel too good to go into work? Stay under your duvet for a bit. My Dad used to ride his VFR800 into work and if it was a sunny, warm start he’d stop and call work, then head off into the Welsh hills to enjoy a motorbike ride. You were required to be responsible with it obviously, one day to project deadline day and you’d have got a good rollocking if you pulled a duvet day.
Nikole 9 months ago
One? You can just say you don’t feel well and then have the time of your life.
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Mike Rodrick 9 months ago
Awesome! I've always believed we should be retired until the age of 50.
Janet Graham 9 months ago
It seems that everyone gets a weird bug when we have the first really nice day in Spring!
Mark Hastings 9 months ago
May favorite was to call in and say I'm having an eye problem. I can't see myself at work today.
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George D 9 months ago (edited)
Yes, and if you bit in, pulled back and a piece of apple slid out and laid across your lip, your pain threshold will not save you.
Beth Wheeler 9 months ago
Only if it was fresh out of the deep fryer. Many many moons ago I had to Cook those darn things at Hardee's and cover them in cinnamon and sugar.
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Hmmm hmmmm 9 months ago
Everybody was Kung Fu fighting , fast as lightning
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Lavern Defazio 9 months ago (edited)
Maybe he should've played some Debbie Boone to chill the vibe down a bit. And if you don't know who Debbie Boone is, I am officially old.
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 9 months ago
...and go find that billionaire CEO's Lamborghini...
Load More Replies... Lavern Defazio 9 months ago
That was the real reason she wanted to leave.
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Rick Murray 9 months ago
Wait... An introvert at a party? [says the introvert that would fumble literally any excuse to avoid being there in the first place]
Anxious Aardvark 9 months ago
I've been literally told that not showing up at official company events would affect my annual performance review in a negative fashion. Mind you, several times this was an all-expense paid international 4-5 day trip. Yes, I went. I did manage the vanishing act while there. Cheers fellow introverts!
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Sue Denham 9 months ago
If that "Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum" thing is still a part of it I'm keen.
Avoidance_Panda 9 months ago
Oddly the first thing that came to my mind to... You and I are gonna sing songs of our great adventures / epic hangovers....
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Earonn - 9 months ago
If we also can do a bit of pirating, I'm all in. Do I get a parrot or do I bring my own?
BiggBoii 9 months ago
Nope! you get a platypus and if your bring your own sidekick animal, its gotta be an ostrich
Load More Replies... David 9 months ago
Well, how big of a word are we talking about? I need to know how long of a voyage I'm committing to. /j PS - I can't think of anywhere that "hasn't been visited in centuries".
Montanavanna 9 months ago
Can you sail and navigate the waters or know someone who will do that for us? I know less than nothing about all that but I am pretty good at causing mayhem. For that, I am down.
Anxious Aardvark 9 months ago
There's a replica of Willem Barentsz "White Swan" in Harlingen, Netherlands. They need crew, and cash, and are headed North, far away from lucrative traditional pirate territory. But, well, rum? Or at least strong spirits, is likely to be available.
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Arthur Waite 9 months ago
Oh, I can identify better than that: His name is Montmorency, and he's Fabulous!
Panda Kicki 9 months ago
Given how literal some birds are named it is probably Yellow Headed Green Wing or so
BeesEelsAndPups 9 months ago
Lol, sometimes. Checkout the Red Breasted Woodpecker. It has a tiny red spot on its chest, but a huge bright-red mohawk on its head. So why isn't it called the Red Headed Woodpecker? Well, because there already was a Red Headed Woodpecker, and it's head is even redder.
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Janet Graham 9 months ago
I call him Bow. That is short for Rainbow! He is my little ray of sunshine!
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Auntriarch 9 months ago
We got up to find the gazebo had vaulted the rose arch and got stuck the other side of it. At least it hadn't jumped the fence into next door's garden
Child of the Stars 9 months ago
My parents used to live in a valley in the mountains. The wind would just swirl around until it reached upwards of 80-100mph. It blew the shingles off their roof once.
Sophia Pandia de Delphia 8 months ago
Miles per hour isn't metric, which is used in addition to the joke. I don't watch news for weather reports except for when there's a tornado warning. I would watch this channel if I got could, just for the levity.
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Pandemonium 9 months ago
Yessir, represented by its flag, the wide celeste-colored bands top and bottom, and the sun in the center, well-played by the dad
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Michael Largey 9 months ago (edited)
If you order a salad, the romaine, butterhead, and arugula lettuce are all fine. Just avoid the iceberg.
nottheactualphoto 9 months ago
There is a "Thai Foon" near me. Also, in Tysons Corner, a "Thai Sun."
JK 9 months ago
I have fun noodle written in the new kia font that makes you "say what?" Great food.
Load More Replies... Richard Iachetta 9 months ago
I'm not a fan of Thai cuisine but I'll go there for the name alone
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Robert Beveridge 9 months ago
Some people are out there living in 2525 and we just have to acknowledge their superiority.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 9 months ago
I had soup with a "grilled cheese" (what we call a cheese toastie) for the 1st time a while ago and it was pretty good
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Janet Graham 9 months ago
As long as that is a South Pacific Island and not a North Pacific Island.
Load More Replies... Janet L 9 months ago
I feel so sorry for honest and intelligent Americans being represented by a psychotic criminal….what is he doing to your once great country?
Cole Earnhart 9 months ago
Thanks for your sympathy. That's what happens when people vote for leaders who only care about money and their own personal agenda.
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Cosmos in your eyes 9 months ago
I rewatched the original Jumanji recently and it's STILL good!
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Bogdan C 9 months ago
THIS!!! And all while paying you less and making you spend more! Gas, parking, etc... Not to mention time, which is the most valuable of all the things unnecessarily spent!
Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
I’ve wondered if the fossil fuel corps lobbied Congress to push all big businesses plus the Federal government to get everyone back into the office in order to boost profits. So people will have to buy gas for their cars, or the electric to charge them, heating companies, electric, etc, profit from giant buildings being used again.
Load More Replies... El Dee 9 months ago
Costs the company more, costs the employees more. For SOME people the office is good, for most of us, not. But for micro managers it is their life blood and this is why remote working will die..
Anxious Aardvark 9 months ago
It depends on the job, and the people, and the customers. We had a 24x7 job with millions of $$ of HW. Someone always had to be in the office, or there'd be a mass panic when a *must* test needed to be run.
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Carlos Vargas 8 months ago
Companies don’t care about your free time only about the money that you make for them. If you made the same or more money you would be made to stay home, but you make less by doing that so they brought you back to the offices. Please understand it’s all about the money you ACTUALY produce not the FEELINGS you think you have or the numbers you believe in you present: actually real life money flow derived from your work.
Carlos Vargas 8 months ago
Never not once in my life I saw a work from home person that doesn’t steal their paid for time which if they were on a company’s premises they would have been actually working not doing their personal stuff. 🤦♀️ 🤦♀️. You reading this who works or has worked from home deep down know this is the truth, you ruined yourselves.
Dogcat vet (retired) 9 months ago
Asking for a friend...how does the guy in the middle get out?
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cj be like 9 months ago
I wish i could wake up in 2002... however i wouldn't technically exist
Annik Perrot 9 months ago
Er, buy bitcoins? Not even sure they already existed back then, TBH.
Retep Elpmet 9 months ago
Warn everybody that 2025 is coming. I probably get locked up in an asylum, but when people realize I'm right, it will be too late.
Lavern Defazio 9 months ago
Realized I'm in my 30s and damn, i.made a lot of bad decisions, but I had fun making them.
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Michael Largey 9 months ago
How about if instead your roommate met them at the local STD clinic?
Anxious Aardvark 9 months ago
Eh. How is a first time visitor to a place where multiple people live to know what's in the fridge is/is not off-limits? Go back in and wake up the sleeper and say "Hey, is that leftover lasagna in the fridge yours?" Having had roommates for literally decades where my food vanished on occasion to overnight visitors, I developed workarounds. The time one used my toothbrush was another story.
Load More Replies... Richard Iachetta 9 months ago
More effective tell them some of the food is loaded with laxative If they feel lucky go for it. It really doesn't make a difference if you really did
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Panda Kicki 9 months ago
I this it was a good thing he didnt find the stove. He would have set the house on fire.
#30
Bogdan C 9 months ago
Chad just made a joke... Good... Bad... it's still a joke! And if it isn't to your liking, you should just shut up and not call someone "creepy". Why do people get offended at jokes even if not directed at them?!?!
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 9 months ago
Awww Man! The NOKIA on his chest... Memories... Now THAT could withstand the sword of swords.
Retep Elpmet 9 months ago
He is secretly hoping they find another one so they can have sword fights back at the station.
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InoueAmani 9 months ago
Liked Christmas songs until I got my first department store job. Same 12 songs over and over, shift after shift, for months! Started just after Halloween.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 9 months ago
Yep! I worked retail for 2 1/2 years. Started in June, had no idea what I was in for. I maintained my sanity by sarcastically singing along to most of them (especially the Bublé version of "Baby It's Cold Outside" and Carey's "All I Want For Christmas".) Entertained the heck out of my co-workers... my managers weren't as pleased XD
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Smeghead Tribble Down Under 9 months ago
This, and that goddamn Paul McCartney song ''Wonderful Christmastime''. I swear the shopping centres here are obsessed with that annoying song.
Jeremy Klaxon 9 months ago
Haven't heard this somg once in my supermarket before Christmas, so I put it in my earphones while shopping. It's part of the Christmas mood.
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Earonn - 9 months ago
To know that you cannot endlessly add electronics to one power plug is something that should be taught in school. Several times. In several different classes.
Kendall 9 months ago
Seriously!!! I had no freaking idea. Never even crossed my mind. All this time I have had a fan, cell, watch, earbuds, portable charger, lamp and personal fan for work plugged in a 2 point plug converter of course, right behind my head, probably need to fix that huh?
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Rick Murray 9 months ago
Wait - what? Given the lower line voltage, the available watts is less because of the higher current, which means that running all of that off of one socket is mental. Or in figures, 110V at 15A is 1650W which really isn't a lot when we're looking at stuff like any form of electric heating. My heater draws 2kW, my kettle is 3kW (but my power is 230V so it works).
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Michael Largey 9 months ago
It's hard to repeal nepotist policies. They're always grandfathered in.
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Brandi VanSteenwyk 9 months ago
Well technically, considering the phrasing of the question, "from" separates the two.
Lavern Defazio 9 months ago (edited)
Who cares? At the end of the day, we all have to bite the dust. And if you are referring to money as a sole sign of success, you can't take it with you.
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Jill Tomkins 9 months ago
He looks like he's been under-baked. Pop him back in the oven for a few he's still sooo doughy!
Brandi VanSteenwyk 9 months ago
His BOTOX bill alone equals the SpaceX Budget. Equal only to Trumpaloompa's.
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TheElderNom 9 months ago
The Swedish word for end is s**t (long u). So the last train staion on a line is slutstation. And old movies has s**t written at the end.
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RedHairedDragon 9 months ago
I really like that none of the signs are Swedish, they're danish.
BeesEelsAndPups 9 months ago
So what do you call Terminal Velocity? Sh*t Fart? Please please please say it's sh*t fart
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BoredLittleLeafSheep 9 months ago
I want that Fart Control sign for the bathroom at work so badly!!
BeesEelsAndPups 9 months ago
And if you say "happiness" with a french accent, it sounds like you're saying "a penis"
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Lena Flising 9 months ago
Sorry to burst your bubble, but we seldom translate movie titles. The poster would say "SPEED" here too. We're so used to English, and subtitle texting, we only dub children's movies.
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Janet Graham 9 months ago
It's pretty rude to ask her if it is all for her; no wonder she didn't want to share her name. Maybe just ask if she would like anything else.
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David 9 months ago
well lucklily in the US Bees are now at a all-time high since they started documenting 80 years ago, and growing. There was a short period of mass bees dying, lots of panic, but thanks to beekeepers, farmers, and other industries that rely on bees, there is now more than enough for our eco system.
Lavern Defazio 9 months ago
For some reason, I see that cheese single on that ladie's butt when I look at this picture.
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Gavin Johnson 9 months ago
Mine is a car transporter with the ramps down, I wanna go full Dukes of Hazzard / General Lee over one of those things 😂😂
Nicola Roberts 9 months ago
I think Mario Karts programmed me with intrusive thoughts,
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Auntriarch 9 months ago (edited)
We walked past one of these in B&Q last week, I have no idea why Mr Auntriarch suddenly grasped my hand and started to walk just a little bit faster
Nice Beast Ludo 9 months ago
I want to climb to the top, have a friend undo the brake and sprint me down the aisle while I pretend I'm on the now of the Titanic and sing "my heart will go on" AND also most likely reenact the iceberg collision
JK 9 months ago
Where I worked we had the shorties too. Always fun trying to find either one. The grabbie things are often found in areas other than the grabbie section. It was so much more fun in the vault by myself.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
Yeah, it's like a cyber-ute. Like the Dumpster, the Delorean and a Subaru Baja had a 3-some.
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How did it take me THIS long to realize the Cyber truck body is an unfinished Subaru Brat??
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Child of the Stars 9 months ago
My kids aren't particularly loud (I'm not bragging, we're all just quiet, introverted personalities), but from the other side: my childfree neighbor had to have surgery out-of-town and a friend of hers apartment sat for her. He apparently threw a raging party one night. When she returned home and found out, she freaked out because she knows I have kids. She made a point of coming over and apologizing for her friend's thoughtlessness. I assured her that we hadn't even noticed because the kids were at their dad's that night and I work night shift, but I appreciated that she appreciated that I have kids and her friend's party might've disrupted our routine.
Lore 9 months ago
I was on a flight once and a couple with a newborn preemptively gave every passenger on the flight a package with candy, earplugs and a note thanking everyone for their patience and an apology if their baby cried. It was a large, full flight and there was not a single complaint when the baby fussed briefly (but otherwise did great.)
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Heras buddy 9 months ago
My Space was the first major social media site. But it had none of the c**p that we hate about Facebook.
Lsai Aeon 9 months ago
And you could set music to your page for people to listen to your favorite song when they visited. Oh so much better than the book of faces
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joseph legatt 9 months ago
I remember the original chat rooms with proper moderation. It was nice to be able to have discussions and even arguments without the vile that exists on the internet today. The need for advertising dollars has truly ruined the experience.
pug nose curly tail 9 months ago
I miss my Monk themed My Space. *sigh* back when people posted, "thanks for the add" in glittery excellence.
Retep Elpmet 9 months ago
Facebook wasn't too bad when it was only for people with a .edu email address
Petra Schaap 9 months ago
well Facebook was fun once, too. Its just 15 years of internet excisting that ruined it. Corona/lockdown did the rest.
Hassel Davidhoff 9 months ago
I must say, I'd be willing to pay for a form of social media comparable to FB or MySpace rather than dealing with all the c**p that comes with advertisers. But I am never going to pay just to play around here at Bored Panda.
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 9 months ago
If it's not a front it should be one in a novel or movie at least.
BeesEelsAndPups 9 months ago
It does sound like something from Snow Crash, doesn't it
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Mary Peace 9 months ago
Apparently, yes. We don't know how much time has passed.
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Shannon Donnelly 9 months ago
Agreed, but it’s also how we get the majority of our politicians on both sides. And the US falls for the b******t every. Single. Damn. Time.
Rick Murray 9 months ago
Britain. We kicked out those scumbag Tories only to end up with scumbag Labour who are, by now, basically what the Tories were twenty years ago. Grifters and con artists, the lot of them.
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Fack Suckerberg 9 months ago (edited)
Germany. Right now. Since weeks. This sunday is the election. The big one.
Lavern Defazio 9 months ago (edited)
That Elon has his tentacles in as well. Excuse me, I meant his testicles.
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Serena Myers 9 months ago
And that is how apathy got the UK the worst prime minister in a long time. Useless pos.
Rick Murray 9 months ago
Depends upon how you rate "worst". I won't hold Starmer up as any example of good, but he's (currently) better than Johnson and, honestly, an inanimate corpse would be better than Truss.
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Amazing what happened when they declared that candidates could lie in their ads!
Richard Iachetta 9 months ago
THey are going to do something, see that they get more of your money and you get less
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Robert Trebor 9 months ago
Diabolical. True big brother stuff.my older brother 12 and I, 10, bought little bro, 7, a specific baseball mitt, wrapped it, and it sat under the tree to be felt, held, and touched by small hands. Christmas eve the grimy package was replaced by a stone of the same shape, with a cloth around it, and identically wrapped. Morning comes, 7 zooms to this package, tears it open, and stares in utter shock and disbelief. Even hard-hearted 12 couldn't keep this going, and he got the real package out from under the drape around the tree. 7 looked at it and unwrapped it, expecting another fraud, but was real. He kept that mitt locked to his body for days, not trusting us (with very good reason).
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BoredLittleLeafSheep 9 months ago
That looks like a pouched rat and they are sometimes pets. They're very good at sniffing out land mines too.
Bartlet for world domination 9 months ago
I want one. Does it really need a land mine?
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Sunshine 9 months ago
I can't help it, I just love rats! They're actually really smart and like to keep themselves clean.
Smeghead Tribble Down Under 9 months ago
Yes! They are terrific pets, much cleaner and smarter than mice (and far, far less smelly)
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Nizumi 9 months ago
Rat looks huge because of the forced perspective. You can see the stick they're using to hold the rat away from them. The rat's about 2 to 3 ft closer to the camera than the person holding the stick that's holding the rat.
Beak Hookage 9 months ago
It always makes me laugh when we get a headline blaring "HUGE RATS SPOTTED IN X LOCATION" and the picture is of a bunch of perfectly ordinary-sized rats just minding their business. It's like people just don't know what size rats are. Or as in this case it's being held up really close to the camera to look bigger than it actually is.
Janet Graham 9 months ago
If this had been on a certain social media platform, it would not have reader asses context. It would simply be removed with a nasty sicker about the item had been reported as misleading and they found it to be a fabrication.
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George D 9 months ago
And on a paper plate. I can't even comprehend the riches on display here.
Northlander72 9 months ago
A PATTERNED paper plate. No expenses spared, huh?
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David Houde 9 months ago
I could buy a bag of air with my Christmas bonus. I'd have to provide the bag though...
Ravenkbh 9 months ago
You can enjoy that feast while watching out the windows as your CEO drives off in his new lamburghini
OWL ON A MISSION 9 months ago
The ceo better hope that lambo isn't a convertible.
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Mary Peace 9 months ago
I was gonna say, "Don't eat it all at once," but it won't improve with keeping.
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Papa 9 months ago
There is a fine line between being funny enough to entertain your coworkers, but not funny enough to get a call from HR.
Lavern Defazio 9 months ago
I would look like that stoned big bird meme when he's walking with Darth Vader
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pug nose curly tail 9 months ago
This would make me excited too. Can you imagine the possibilities!?
Jan 9 months ago
That looks like I would have to concoct 3 separate recipes in one go and that's not gonna happen in this lifetime.
JK 9 months ago
There are 3 slot lasagna pans each the width of one noodle. So possibilities exist.
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Sue User 9 months ago
Ever wonder what future generations will think of our food get togethers? Find this and wonder what it is.
Karri Berkowitz 9 months ago
So…. I was genuinely about to ask what this is.
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David 9 months ago
A relative of mine always wanted well done. Seemed like a crime. Finally got them to try a bite of my medium rare. They were honestly surprised at the more flavor / more tender.
Ace 9 months ago
Depends on the cut and quality of the meat. And you're missing the whole point: people who like their meat well cooked quite specifically Do Not Want it 'tender'. All power to them, if that's what they want, who are you to judge?
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Xerastraza Lecrutia 9 months ago
The major problem is people don't understand well done vs Destroyed. You can have a Very tender and juicy well done steak.
Arthur Waite 9 months ago
Yes, I always ask for it to 'cooked all the way through'. I don't like it to be red and runny when I cut into it. And they give me a doormat.
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Karri Berkowitz 9 months ago
I wonder how some manage to get out of bed without hurting themselves. We make gun powder and these idiots will question why they can’t smoke here.
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 9 months ago
My buddy has a friend who was fired for smoking marijuana in a warehouse full of pyrotechnics. If there was ever a way to Darwin yourself out of the gene pool...
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BeKind&Rewind 9 months ago
I asked this question (in my head) of the welding teacher who drove his 1 year old around in a forklift at work one day.
Child of the Stars 9 months ago
Nope. I work alone and only ever see my boss for (at most) an hour in the morning.
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BoredLittleLeafSheep 9 months ago
No thanks. Trash pandas are cute as a button but they carry bacyliscaris (look it up, or don't; it's nasty).
Marsha Lane 9 months ago
They have these wonderful d***s called de-wormers that get rid of the worms.
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Moana Manana 9 months ago
That would actually be great! At my work I would be invited to a meetingn with our disciplinary committee of 2 managers and 2 union representitives. I would have to explaing why I wrote what I wrote, I would have to listen to the part in our company agreement which I violated and then I would get a written or oral warning, depending on the manager I was talking to. If I was that angry to write that, I would prefer to get fired. 🙄
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WindySwede 9 months ago
Who doesent love three slices of toast in the morning, instead af just two!..
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Earonn - 9 months ago
Technically, the triceratops and sauropod aren't bird ancestors, that honour goes to the theropods.....Yes, I see myself out.
Katherine Forest 9 months ago
Are you sure that brontosaurus thing didn't turn into geese and swans? Would make sense...they both live in lakes, have long necks, eat plants.
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Gingersnap In Iowa 9 months ago
I bought dino nuggets for my son... he's 28, he wasn't amused.
LakotaWolf (she/her) 9 months ago
I'm turning 43 years old tomorrow and I'd be happy if my mom bought me a bag of dino nuggets XD
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Bartlet for world domination 9 months ago
[Grandma mode] I remember when people worked together to prevent the shіt and sabotage the fan, but nowadays everyone just wants their own shіt shield.
BeKind&Rewind 9 months ago
You could always rent it out when you're not using it. ABNB now has a nuclear bomb shelter category.
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Lost Panda 9 months ago
Why are we ignoring Minnesota... Tuna?! Corn I can forgive, but TUNA?!
MeowMix 9 months ago (edited)
Absolutely not! Green chile is the only right answer for New Mexico
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Brier Random 9 months ago
I’ve lived in California for 40 years and I’ve never had/seen avocado on a pizza.
Child of the Stars 9 months ago
I'm in Arizona and I'm thinking the same about us.
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Simon Chen 9 months ago
What is wrong woth corn on pizza? I do that all the time when i make a pizza for myself, also salami, minced meat, bell pepper onion and chillies. No one can deny how delicious that sounds 😋😋😋
Ace 9 months ago
I'm more bothered by the Avocado, TBH. Do you add it afterwards or cook the whole thing with it on?
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Bi.Felicia 9 months ago
I'm not sure how you were able to tell that all the vents are open on one side but not the other? Unless you're referring to the heated seats indicator, where the passenger side has there's on all the way and the drivers side is turned off??
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Will Cable 9 months ago
If I turn the temperature to XX.5 the .5 has my partner having to get it to a while number again
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Tropical Tarot 9 months ago
Singer has almost as many kids as the muskrat
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A bunch of baby strollers. Cannon has had a lot of children (12) because he has lupus nephritis and he might need a kidney transplant someday, and he probably hopes one of his kids is a match.
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Rinso The Red 9 months ago
And this folks is why I don't believe in most cryptid reports. "Who would go through all the trouble of faking these?" Answer: Dudes like this. For the kicks
Tim Douglass 9 months ago
"The footprints *LED* people" The footprints do not currently lead people, but in the past they led people.
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Child of the Stars 9 months ago
I've been recovering from my last drink for the last 12 years 🙃
Owen 9 months ago
Hang in there. Alcoholism is horrible, and it never really goes away. Even if you're sober. I'm an alcoholic that no longer drinks. But I must remember I'm still an alcoholic. IYKYK
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Child of the Stars 9 months ago
It sounds cliche, but rebooting my tv usually fixes the problem for me.
michael reid 9 months ago
Just normal booting the TV is what I usually do.
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 9 months ago
Our equivalent is National Insurance. They used to give you a credit-card type thing with the number embossed on it. Now they just send you a letter and you're expected to either file it somewhere or just remember the number.
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George D 9 months ago
Honestly, I feel so sorry for children who have zoophobia. Man, that sucks.
MagicJacket 9 months ago
Depending on how funny the text I receive is, I use any one of the three responses.
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Feelings are fake 9 months ago
You can play without those clubs; she severely underestimated her man.
Gavin Johnson 9 months ago
*husband plays whole round with three clubs, driver, sand wedge and a putter*
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 9 months ago
The only club I can consistently hit well is my sand wedge. I'd do the round with a driving iron, 5, pitching wedge, sand wedge, and putter.
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David 9 months ago (edited)
Sooo... dumb enough to spend over 7 grand (edit, BUCKS/ USD for the nit pickers) on strippers and also dumb enough to admit it online?
Mike F 9 months ago
~35 years ago I had a roommate who would now be referred to as special needs. He was a nice enough guy, but kinda lived in his own world. He was a dishwasher at BK (I believe) so he didn't make much $ but the rent was cheap enough back then. The poor ba$tard would get paid on Friday, cash his check at the topless club, then spend nearly every dime there. The dancers would "come have a drink" with him which typically was some overpriced nonsense and he would stumble out, barely able to afford the cab ride home. The following day he would complain about being totally broke but tell me that one of the dancers "liked" him and he was sure of it because she would have a drink with him, so, of course, next Friday it was the same thing.
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2rc7jxyxbp 9 months ago
Golden era of finance, this guys was out of office since 3, only if he came back after a three martini expense account lunch.
Cammy Mack 9 months ago
Working late is for chumps. Do something more worthwhile. Life is too short.
Fat Harry (Oi / You) 9 months ago
I spent yesterday evening feeding and changing a crying baby. I would still rather do that than work late.
Load More Replies... Cindy Brick 9 months ago
Actually, it's kind of nice (and quiet). You get a lot of work done without being interrupted all the time.
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TotallyNOTAFox 9 months ago
Same energy as "The myth, the man, THE LEGEND" and it's just effin' Steve
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