As we sink deeper into autumn, it can be difficult to adjust to the changing of the season. The trees are losing their leaves by the minute, and the days are rapidly becoming darker. So if you’re looking for some hilarious images to bring additional sunshine to this crisp fall day, you’ve come to the right place, pandas.
We took a trip to Thunder Dungeon on Facebook and gathered some of their funniest memes below. From silly screenshots from social media to adorable cats making meme-able faces, enjoy scrolling through these pics. And be sure to upvote the ones that you find most relatable!
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That is how traffic tickets in Finland work. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/jun/06/finnish-businessman-hit-with-121000-speeding-fine
I remember bringing this up with a customer who laughed in my face and said, "that's Socialism, it'll never make it here". Let's see what NYC does in the mayoral election.
Stop being lazy. Buy a house, get a job, and become rich. It’s not hard
If I was invited to an adult pool party, I would bring my own cue stick.
Let's just call it an outside party if we're not actually going to use the pool.
Was the pool just for show? I'm so unclear on the purpose of a pool now.
In that instance yes apparently it was just for the owners to show off 😂
Load More Replies...My parents had an outdoor engagement party for my brother and his (now) wife one summer. Everyone was standing around having drinks, food etc. All of a sudden, I looked over and her father is swimming laps in the pool. 😂 No one else was even near the pool. He seriously gave no fvcks. 😂
Oh yeah, let's all stand around the pool instead of swimming. Makes so much sense.
Why are they even calling it a pool party if no one is expected to swim?
This is 100% something my husband would do. And in case you’re wondering, he’s 44 and an Investment Banker. 🤣
I definitely would be doing the same as your Husband! Oh, yes! My Wife AND my SIL knows that, if there's a party and a pool on one of our dear friends house, they won't have to ask anyone where we are 😄
Did you think the corporations want to lift humans up? Read Orwell again. The 1% want you uneducated, poor and in constant struggle for necessities so that you don't think how you should put them against the wall and take the power back
That's because humans are cheaper than robots. Would you send your expensive robot into a coal mine, or rather some 'l*****e' expendable human?
Robots can write and draw, sure, but they'll never be able to create art.
Unlike a power-guzzling machine warming the planet to produce your painting, your average child knows how many fingers (and sometimes limbs) that people are supposed to have.
Maybe you have to choose the picture without the traffic lights in it?
Load More Replies...I remember back in the 70s when ATMs were gaining traction and bank tellers feared for their jobs. Seems like such a quaint memory now that AI has infiltrated nearly every aspect of our lives.
There are plenty of meme pages on the internet, but Thunder Dungeon is special. This account on Facebook has amassed an impressive following of over 2 million people simply through sharing content that makes people smile. The memes are often family friendly and absolutely harmless, meaning that people of all ages and backgrounds get to enjoy them.
The company even has their own website, where readers can find lists of memes, sign up for the Thunder Dungeon newsletter and even learn fun facts. This is a refreshingly positive space that might be a welcomed break from all of the doomscrolling and dark news that you’ll find across the rest of the internet. So sit back, relax and enjoy a few minutes of memes and peace!
Dern it, a wholesome meme that I can't make an annoying pun or sarcastic joke about! /j
The same happened with a neighbour, he passed away but is still on google walking his dog
As I was scrolling down, I just remembered that I still have emails from my mom that I keep so they remind me of her. The way she wrote them, I can still hear her voice when I read them 🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️
Load More Replies...Looks like he was a greatpa along with grandpa, so I'm really sorry for your loss! I also wish it were 2012 again
my junior at work shares the name with a labrador puppy we meet regulary. I am convinced he is a shape shifter because they have the same vibe
Warning: do not scritch your office junior behind the ears.
Load More Replies...I was born during the McCarthy era, and it looks like I'm going to die during whatever era will be named for President Ped0phile.
I'm a nurse who works in the pediatric cardiology unit and everytime i see that a patient was born in 2007 i picture a baby, only to be met with a 180 cm tall 18 year old. I'll be 38 in December, but i feel so old when this happens.
Yeah... The other day I was talking about Buffy and one of the people in the discussion said "she'd heard of it" but "she wasn't even born when it was on". I nearly died of old age right then and there. [just wait until they talk about the 80s when Stranger Things part 5 turns up; I can say "I know, I was there"]
A guy tried hitting on me on LinkedIn. Had to tell him that I have clothes older than his career
Ha! That's nothing! At work, my brother, who hasn't been banned by the insufferable b*sterds of HR (yes! I'm banned!) in interviewing new victi..er, new prospects to work for us, always issue a warning to all of them about me or my right hand worker, first with me (I'm 5years older than my brother) to never call the Big Ape (me! 6'7") 'Old man' (37 here) much, much less to my right hand worker who is 57y/o, unless they want to have an extremely good experience knowing what it feels getting waterboarded in the expert hands of either of us! 😅 You should see their faces hearing that! 😄
With everything that’s going on in the world, it can be tempting to bury yourself in negative news articles for days on end. How can you look away from the atrocities occurring all across the globe? But you have to remember to prioritize your mental health as well. And according to the Mayo Clinic, humor is an important part of the equation.
If you’re stressed out, spending some time laughing can do wonders. In fact, it actually decreases stress hormones like epinephrine and cortisol while simultaneously increasing endorphins. If you want a flood of feel good hormones, you better get giggling!
Keith Richards did fine for his short role, but tbf he was around and likely partied with Blackbeard.
I don't even say I told you so anymore. I just start giggling now and then. Pretty sure he hates that even more 😂
Load More Replies..."If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way Mom told you in the first place."
I'll be the biggest, lying sack of s**t if I don't confess the truth!....*Rising right hand, head down* "Guilty of all charges my Lord!* 🤚😔 (oh! And yes! Wife WILL be giggling after my confession! Grrr!)
Thank you i was trying to recall what's her original name. In italian they renamed her "Maga magò", maga is the female equivalent of wizard (but not witch, that would be strega) and magò is an onomatopoeic word that doesn't really mean anything. They changed a lot of names back then especially in children's content, i am glad nowadays they stick with the originals.
Load More Replies...It’s also important to note that the benefits we receive from a good fit of laughter can be long lasting. Dr. Edward T. Creagan told the Mayo Clinic that when we’re happier, we can actually cope better with the uncertainties of life. It’s no secret that having a positive outlook can make it a bit easier to handle stressful or difficult situations. And the best way to maintain that positive outlook is to spend lots of time laughing.
Yes, we should. I'm positive Switzerland and Sweden would have something to say about it. (Just use your imagination when they are talking about guinea pigs. )
Load More Replies...I adopt for life thank you very much, and it's not a goth gf its a goth MOMMY, get it right.
Mental reasons? 🤔 The world's a massive sh!tshow and the lies people tell just aren't convincing any more?
Load More Replies...Note to self: get an axe this autumn, that must be what my outfits are missing.
*looks up from notepad* There are many everyday items that are potentially weapons that *remembers weapon/flannel correlation* Nevermind.
Load More Replies...But I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok. I sleep all night aand work all day. LOL I had forgotten about the entire intro to that skit. It's just so ...silly. https://www.google.com/search?q=lyrics+to+Monty+Python%27s+Lumberjack+Song&gs_ivs=1
Load More Replies...I sleep all night and I work all day
Load More Replies...Did I gain 12 pounds this past weekend from a steady diet of cake and cookies? The world may never know...
I celebrate "Hoodie-day" every year, the first day in autumn when you can wear hoodies. And I wear them every day until spring/summer when it gets too warm. They are cozy, they are warm, they are home. I'm 65, by the way.
Pull up comfy pants and a sweatshirt is what you'll find me in until summer comes around again.
I used to wear nice lacey bras. Now I have an internal discussion on my chances of being seen by someone I know not while not wearing 1 at all.
and that is why I wear 6 shirts at the same time instead of a bra
Load More Replies...Getting your giggles in can also benefit your physical health. The Mayo Clinic reports that laughter can decrease your blood pressure, help regulate your heart’s rhythm, help relax your muscles and even boost your immune system. Research has also found that older adults who laughed less were more likely to develop functional disabilities as they aged. At the same time, another study found that laughter therapy can reduce insomnia and improve overall well being in elderly adults.
My husband is like this too :) He is a truly amazing dad most of the time (everyone has off days). Kids are so funny and spontaneous. They remind us of how it is to live in the moment. Face-planting the duvet because you think your pants are too small because you forgot to tuck your w***y in. Giggling until you cry because your sister makes a funny face at the dinner table. A toddler crawling over to you with a serious look on his face growling "I'm going to cuddle you now."
Wait a minute... I have so many questions. So, your husband face-planted into a duvet because he thought his pants were too small because he forgot to tuck his 'wìlly' in?? Does he frequently go commando? I'm a woman, but I'm having a difficult time trying to figure out how one would 'forget' that their pepè goes inside their pants?
Load More Replies..."Congratulations! You're parents to a bouncing... Baked potato!"... "Oh what a lovely surprise! Honey, did you pack the sour cream?"
Not so funny now that Trump and Republicans have paid for billionaire's tax cuts by eliminating Medicaid. Medicaid pays for a high percentage of the births in the USA. Lack of it will likely cause deaths of many terrified women.
It won't happen if the Democrats and the lock down have any power to stop it.
Load More Replies..."Yeah, we're expecting a baby but it's possible it could be a Polar Bear cub."
Delboy in 'Only Fools and Horses'. Rodney: "What did she have, Del?" "A little baby!"
I always used to say "a human baby, with any luck"
Load More Replies...Well, people adopt kittens and pups because they cannot have them themselves. But maybe, just maybe once in a while if you don't give up, you might just give birth to a happy little kitten 😸
TBF, I wouldn't have questioned it in the last couple of decades, lol.
Adam Ant put out some amazing albums in the 80s.
Load More Replies...My youngest used to come home with tales of what Pîss did and said. It was several weeks before I was able to work out that it was a boy called Pearce.
My kid has a cousin named Axel....imagine what it sounds like coming from a 3/4 year old. hahah
Load More Replies...Teach your daughter to say "don't lose your head" when Antoinette enters the discussion.
My sister had friend, said his name was hymen, it was Jaime but pronounced hy-meh
Skip the first half of the pronunciation, it's just "meh".
Load More Replies...If you’re sold on the idea that you need to incorporate more laughter into your life but just aren’t sure how, Gill Harrop, PhD shared some tips with Psychology Today. First, she recommends actively seeking out humor. Attend stand-up comedy shows, follow funny pages on Instagram and invite your funniest friends to hang out. It’ll take a bit of effort at first, but once you realize how great you feel, you’ll never want the laughs to stop.
He's 7 and still believes what he sees on commercials ? ... sweet summer child ...
Ooh, I don't know, he believed it at 4 and it just stuck in his mind. Sometimes you don't question things.
Load More Replies...I took my husband on a walk and pointed out houses for sale, their prices, etc.. he's like. Are we shopping? - no, I just love architecture and dreaming of upgrading someday
Load More Replies...That post is over three years old. I'm thinking that now we should be laughing at someone who thinks they could *buy* a 1200 square foot house for $415,000
https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-search/Cleveland-Heights_OH (I picked this because I'm familiar with the suburb - it's quite nice, good schools, parks, culture, shopping, etc - and know that real estate is still reasonable there. There are other nice places like it in the US, it's not unique.)
Load More Replies...Yesterday I was “well, prices in Allentown Pennsylvania are finally going down, and there are several interesting houses on the market”. I’m living in Europe and have no intentions of moving to Pennsylvania.
Our new-build houses in the UK are going down, quality (still brick - but inner is plasterboard; used to be brick-gap-breeze blocks-gap-brick and actual plaster) and size-wise (most 3rd bedrooms the size of a cupboard, and a garden as big as a handkerchief), and yet are inexplicitly hundreds and thousands £ more than they were 20 years ago, and yet work salaries only slowly creep up - just enough to stop you crying....
I've been screaming this from the mountain tops for YEARS. Oh, the savage comments I'd have for "flippers" who completely rob old houses of their character and charm. I live in a very old, historic neighborhood in Virginia. There was a beautiful 1880s Victorian one street over that flippers got a hold of, and gutted. The outside is still pretty (even though they did really shoddy, slap-dash work on some parts that needed more attention), but the inside is a flat, boring, tragedy. They put flooring over beautiful old hardwoods, among several other crimes against humanity. I've lived in this neighborhood for almost 3 years now, and needless to say, that house has been in the market for longer than I've lived here. 0 offers. People don't move to historic neighborhoods to live in modern monstrosities. Read the room, flippers.
Oh how I'd love to be able to buy a historic Victorian home & bring it back to its original grandeur!
Load More Replies..."Connecting to the house speaker". I had visions of a Mike Johnson invasion.
My daughter (8) operatically sings the Stormtrooper Theme song when she's feeling cross but she's not sure what she's cross about. That would really work!
This is more impressive than me walking into my college classes late singing Psycho K!ller.
Adjusting your mindset can also help you find more humor in your life. If you get splashed by a bus while walking to work, you can choose to become frustrated or laugh it off and joke about starting a new fashion trend of mud-soaked clothes. Bad things are always going to happen to us; that’s just a fact of life. But if you can manage to find the humor in the best and worst situations, it’ll be a lot easier to move past the hard moments and enjoy the great ones.
Not the only redeeming quality. Winter is the season of no yardwork. It's the season of comfort food. It's the season of blankets and comforters on the bed. It's the season of not running the air conditioning.
Load More Replies...I'm in the South and we've entered into the season where Mother Nature is menopausal as hell. Cool spells, with frequent hot flashes and you don't know day-to-day, whether you should use the heater or air conditioner. Yesterday, it was 95F (35C) outside, AC was on and I was wearing shorts and a tank top, today it started at 57F (13C/14C) and I've busted out with the flannel shirts and hoodies. We always make jokes about living in Oklahoma, if you don't like the weather, give it 5 minutes or drive a couple of counties over from where you live for a different season. We've had days where it starts at 8am it's 90F (32C) and by 8pm it's below 32F (0C) with snow and sleeting outside. Oklahoma weather is the true definition of "Bipolar" and you NEVER know, what season you might end with while living here.
After spending the majority of my life in woods, swamps, and marshes, I have to admit that living in a bugless city is a welcome change of pace.
Meanwhile i just pulled 20 ticks off one of my dogs. The ticks are in overdrive right now. They know winter is coming…
Live next door to a sheep farm. The flies are congregating on the screens trying to get inside. It is seriously like the Amityville Horror.
Load More Replies...When??? Yesterday was 32°C in Málaga, Spain ... I am migrating to Scotland or Iceland or somewhere with real Autumn
It was originally a name for Stump whiskey. Moonshine. It surprises me people don't know this.
Yes, you don't know much about Mountain Folk if you were thinking 'tea'
Load More Replies...I had this in my collection and lost it in a move. mountain-d...ed2c92.jpg
Flavours blended in the traditional hillbilly style? What does that mean?
Load More Replies...The original mascot for this was W***y the Hillbilly who made Mountain Dew soda in a jug like moonshine whiskey. Mountain Dew was also another name for whiskey.
It'll always be Mountain goat p.i.s.s to me as that's what my brother dubbed it the first time he had it. Strangely we all still like it. It's better then Bottle of burp which is sprite.
Something else you may need to accept to enjoy more laughter in your life is the idea that it’s okay to be silly and playful. Of course, there are situations where it’s probably not a good idea to be cracking jokes. But just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be allowed to giggle every single day. Release those inhibitions, and remember that life is too short to go a day without laughing. Even if you do something a little embarrassing, if you made yourself and others smile, it was definitely worth it.
I am both dumber and smarter than I think I am. When I think I'm one, I'm always the other.
Michael, it's entirely possible you just win the Internet today. Hundreds of us, perhaps even thousands, are quietly saying, "Michael described me, too."
Load More Replies...Me: Come here son, let me show you how to properly sharpen a knife. Me later: When the stitches come out, I'll show you how to make a fire."
Spinach cooks down to nearly nothing! I could cook and eat that entire amount, with some butter and seasoning. Yum.
Load More Replies...If you cook it, this whole thing will boil down to 1 spoon of spinach, so not that impressive to eat it all 😉
I nuke the whole thing, drain it out, put cream cheese, chilli oil, honey, soy and sesame seeds in it and you will eat the whole lot instantly, never risk it wilting again
This is a consistent problem living alone. Will I get through all my produce before it turns?
Use to like spinach, but then found out it does not play nicely with my newly acquired Osteoporosis. 😢
Congratulations! I never thought this was possible. I usually get the smaller bags because of to that problem.
My Dad, who raises cows, says it's everyone. And the cows say thanks.🐮
Load More Replies...Dating Advice: take a road trip with your date. If you pass a field, with livestock in it, and they do not...with delight...say, "Cow!"..."Horse!"..."Pony!"...speed up, and push them out...They are obviously a psychopath.
My mom coos and talks to cows on the side of the road, and they all inevitably come to the fence to see her. My understanding is that they have great conversations about milk, the weather, and the price of eggs.
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"Have you been saved by Lord Jesus, and would you like to be your own boss?"
"Did you know you can make money in your spare time, while improving your health and well-being, with Herbalife?"
Load More Replies..."Did your parents have any children that lived?" comes immediately to mind.
I ate these goldfish that tasted like c*****e and now I have diarhhea! (this is completely made up don't worry about me guys)
"I used to be able to castrate a cat in 3 mins. Would you like me to tell you how it's done?"
‘ I have a copy of ‘ the watch tower’ in my bag, shall we read it together’ ?
I thought you were talking about the novel by Elizabeth A. Lynn.
Load More Replies..."Did you ever read a Dolcett comic? Well let me explain what they are about..." - That'll probably be an a*s kick out of the party and results in breaks of any further contact though. (Don't look it up if you have a weak stomach)
beards are just filters for men... some make you unnaturally beautiful..some make you look like a comic character
It's a face full o' pubes if you ask me! I understand that nobody asked me.
Load More Replies...You think that's scary, how about shaving in stages, from the Viva Zapata, down to what I shall refer to as the Charlie Chaplin
Since Charlie and...the other guy...were contemporaneous, Charlie must have been pissed that the look got named after the other guy.
Load More Replies...I love my husband's stache, makes him look like a Tom Sellack p**n star 😋😋😋
I love a moustache (probably because of my grandfather) but have an intense hatred of beards. The only two men who can get away with it in my book is Alexander Siddig -and only because it's stubble and he's the most handsome thing to have ever walked the earth- and Santa Claus.
I nearly brained my husband when he shaved off his mustache! Yeah, he grew it back. But, it finally grew back to its former glory.
As an introvert that likes some extroverted things, if someone talks about IVE/Illit/Blackpink, cats, drawing, and youtube, yea this is relatable.
Dwagons, fantasy, gaming, social deduction, reading, writing, music, birds, reptiles, spiders.... :3
Says Mr. Richard Feder of Fort Lee New Jersey.
Load More Replies..."If it ain't one thing, it's another," is so understated as to be surreal. In reality, it's several things all at the same time. When one is resolved, you end up with two more.
Saw a cartoon way back. Two women watching one weird little beast chasing another down the side walk - " It's just one g*****n thing after another"
A few weeks ago there was one that touched down in the d@mned street a block over. The dogs lost their minds.
It was a lot of fun at the Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta this year. Opening day had crazy perfect conditions and they broke a record for the number of balloons in the mass accession (over 500). It was fun on the drive home seeing all the random places they ended up. There were a couple in places we were pretty sure had no roads nearby. No idea how they retrieved them.
I'm going to try to go next year! Sounds like so much fun!
Load More Replies...We have loads go up from the field in front of my house every summer April thru end of Oct , n mostly go over the house , sometimes other way but it’s lush to see ,upside of being out in the sticks lol I’d love to go up in one , waiting on the owner to pop in pub n my daughter to remember to ask him when she’s working lmao (memory of a gold fish her 😂) I’m not a fan of heights n get vertigo but hey hoo has to be done at least once don’t it lol
That face is precious! From now on when I type hehehe, this is the face I will be imagining!
I want the top right. On the stairs. I don't think Mr Auntriarch will agree
Load More Replies...These were perfect for hiding the multitude of stains caused by human bodily waste.
90% of these pictures are from Stars and Strikes and Skate Country.
This is me. I am currently suffering from that dreaded ailment, man flu. Send thoughts and prayers.
Aww, stop picking on Lara Trump. It's bad enough they won't let her sing in the anti-Bad Bunny Halftime show.
This is painfully true. Years of applying all sorts of cosmetics to achieve a frightening character, and now I see it in the mirror every morning.
Yeah, next year I'm going into work looking like a look when I wake up (no makeup, no hairdo or work clothes). I'm going to call it "Dying" ... whatya think?
I just skip that part and go straight to wiping my hands on my pants.
I'm in the UK, so I have to translate to trousers. Pants are underwear, not on show.
Load More Replies...Always thought the last pic in the directions should be: wipe hands on jeans.
Important clarification: SOME of them don't work. Half of them do, and the other half are pitiful excuses for a "dryer".
And they have the added bonus of sucking all the bacteria and grime from the floor and wall onto your hands.
Been there with gravy from a jar suspiciously like instant coffee... not sure it was all that much worse... both dreadful.
My Monster was worried that stock cubes, wrapped in foil were "poisonous". Thought they were chocolate squares I had hidden.....
Load More Replies...Needed oatmeal for a meatloaf recipe I wanted to try and only had packets of instant. I stirred one in the meat mixture and noticed a weird smell. Looked at the packet. Banana flavor. C**p ... well how can it be? Baked it. The answer to my question? Really, really bad.
I didn’t read the packet and picked up ‘Turkish rolls with garlic’ from the supermarket. Cannot recommend with butter and marmalade for breakfast.
Disgusting, but not as horrible as getting the tube of Ben-Gay confused with Colgate.
Having a good laugh at all your comments here on weird mixtures. My husband, many many years ago decided, after a drunkn night out that scrambled eggs and grated chocolate would be a great combo. It went in the bin. But, I did manage to snarf half the choc bar before he grated it so at least I ate.
The cheddar cheese sauce powder that is even more orange than the orange drink powder..
My creamer and egg whites both have blue containers. Almost made me a batch o' scrambled creamer this morning. House has a funny sweetish smell.
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Load More Replies...My former wife used to send trainee nurses to the stores for a yard of fallopian tube.
Wait, people don’t know what a fallopian tube is before they’ve even set foot in a medical setting, let alone aspiring nurses? 🤨
Load More Replies...Sent a Private off to search for the keys to the parade square more than once :)
Or a bucket of spots for the spot welder. The foreman and storeman would try to keep them bouncing from one to the other on size of spot or type of spot.
I used to work at a McDonald's around 1968 and the seasoned employees would send the new kids to the storeroom to get canisters of steam.
in the navy, we had so many of these! "go and get 40 feet of chow line" is one.
I've even vacuum sealed the bags before packing them!
Load More Replies...Na... for me it's been like putting everything from your closet on the bed to sort through it. sometimes you ask yourself "where did I get that?" sometimes "what was I thinking buying that?" and sometimes "looks like I bought X everytime I saw one- I should stop"
After 2. years of successful therapy, my therapist encouraged me to imagine my child self standing in front of me. As soon as that image came into my mind, I had to put my head between my knees and breathe slowly so that I didn't faint or throw up... PTSD gets you JUST when you thought you were doing 'better' ...
This made me laugh so hard... I can hear the music in the back of my head too
China, Korea, Japan, and Singapore all wait until the baby is 100 days old for a celebration. They wait until they are sure the baby and mother are healthy.
It's a Korean thing here, I believe. I love this photo!
Load More Replies...I knew there are hedgehog rescue places, but didn't know about pet hedgehogs!
I've always been quite fond of it too XD Growing up we always had fresh raw cauliflower, fresh raw broccoli, and fresh raw carrots in the fridge. We were allowed to snack on as much of it as we wanted to in between meals - we could even have dressing if we wanted. So I grew up with a great love of raw vegetables and view them as a legitimate snacking food XD
Load More Replies...Wasn't sneaking cauliflower into President Ped0phile's mashed potatoes suggested by his doctor?
My SiL substituted mashed cauliflower for mashed potatoes one Thanksgiving and you would have thought by the way my dad reacted that she was trying to poison him.
spouse 1: so what should we name our baby boy? spouse 2, who just watched the minecraft movie: uhhhhhhh
you just love bragging about being retired Auntie, and it makes me so frikkin jealous every time! Hope I get there one day. Would need to win the Lotto though. :(
Load More Replies...Gah, my husband does this and it drives me nuts. He can sleep anywhere, any time. I wake up if he breathes on me or near me and will not sleep again.
Difficult to eat from. Even more difficult to clean. But consumers tend to reinforce dumb ideas.
Raise bowl to lips, use point as spout. Or just get some bread in there.
Load More Replies...Doing the 10 for a penny wound up being nearly as bad as joining a MLM scam.
But then I remember the CD they forced me to purchase each month was about $20 and that's what I pay now to listen to the same 7 CDs on repeat, and I think I'm stuck in an MLM called Apple Music.
Load More Replies...My bootstraps broke a long time ago and I'm over trying to fix them.
IIRC 'pulling one up by one's bootstraps' was originally coined to show that it was impossible to do so.
Load More Replies...Me, back in 2013, unemployed, looking like a hobo, not caring about anything and being close to homelessness...🤷🏽 🙄
'moist regards' had me snorting coffee out my nose!! I may have to use that one day. 🤣🤣
My German boss Martina used to accidentally sign off with Retards, Martian
Hey, I had 'pubic' instead of 'public' in my CV for years. Didn't hold me back, btw.
Load More Replies...It took my husband and I a full six months to figure out the song that I had an extremely vauge memory of from 20 years before.
Had this with 'Tubthumping' from Chumbawamba - was so happy to find it at least (played by a rock radio station), that I heard it about 50 times. Shazam and others didn't recognize it from my humming. Can't even blame them. 🤭
Load More Replies...Been trying to find a song from the 60s or 70s. All I can remember is "And she was, and she was". No it isn't by the Talking Heads. Maybe I dreamt it.
A guy named Stuart Davis did a cover of the Talking Heads song, could that be it?
Load More Replies...I heard a quiet song on a radio, the lyrics very quiet. I managed to find it, though, only to realise it's about pew pew in a school. Pumped out kicks. Y'all Americans are weird.
We're not all like that. And the song is meant to be a criticism of guns.
Load More Replies...But luckily the algorithms got significantly better, or you could just »shazam« it where you can try to find it by simply humming and / or whistling...😙 🎶
That software is powered by witchcraft, you can't change my mind. I cannot carry a tune, even in a bag, but it's found songs for me.
Load More Replies...Yes, being inbread really messes you up.
Load More Replies...They look awfully warm, but I know me well enough to avoid oversized shoes. I'll trip over my feet just trying to get out of the recliner.
I think some ants bite off the heads of useless workers, so there is a kind of motivation.
Load More Replies...... Or, respect them until you find you're the one doing all the work, 🤨😆
I used to work for a 24hr casino. They have a policy where every terminated employee is automatically "Barred" from the casino for the first 30 days after termination to prevent anyone going psycho and shooting the place up.
Sadly for the casino, it transpired that Nuku Nyara could hold a grudge for far longer than 30 days. Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of 'When Good Employees Go Bad'.
Load More Replies...Went back a year or two later and got one of the best compliments of my life - "Its been a lot less weird around here since you left" :)
Gotta pepper in those periods to prove you're an actual adult. Thanks!
Why are they called periods? We call them full stops. Last thing I want is an email covered in blood!
I saw what you did there..........you must be a Teams player:)
Load More Replies...'Yes ma'am, I understand how frustrating that must be for you'. Through gritted teeth & a very concentrated effort not to roll my eyes so far back I can see my brain.
Just tell her she has the wrong fast food place. They have pretzel buns next door.
It didn't strike her as odd they weren't even refrigerated when she bought them?
Anybody who puts barbecue grills in the freezer has a high threshold for what counts as odd.
Load More Replies...So now I want to know the store name so that I can go in (with serious face) and ask if there's a vegetarian version.
That's why there's something like “serving suggestion” written on the outer packaging......ehm, why are you even allowed to use a lighter unsupervised at all? 🤭 🤷🏽 🧑🏽🚒
There are "rival dads"? There are dads out there trying to out dad the other dads? I need to see these lawns.
Advice please. Is the past tense "outdid" "outdud" or "outdadded" or what?
Load More Replies...Right. Because it's only Americans who call it Halloween. Also, may I remind you that witches aren't real? Ik crazy right
Load More Replies...Oh, I'm going to do that for the bank that holds my mortgage. Do you think the IRS will flag 12,000 dependants?
A ⬆️ ➡️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ would solve so many problems.... ( Fellow Helldivers know what I mean)
Yes. I've moved to the Matthew McConaughey part of this meme and I'm afraid what evolution is next.
Yes but with that McConaughey chill, you will take whatever it is in stride. Alright, Alright, Alright.
Load More Replies...Well, the hostages are free. The 3 most anti-girl countries, South Korea, China and India, have now a healthy number of female babies compared to boys. And despite panic, no other country has been attacked by Russia. Also, the Western leftists' fear mongering about fascism in the US still isn't true.
Not completely true. South Korea (I AM a South Korean) isn’t against girls. It’s only the strict K-pop idol standards and birthing rates declining.
Load More Replies...The other day I was eating out with friends. They suggested taking pictures of the food, which is how we ended up with a picture of me raising my eyebrow and looking like a drunk uncle while my boyfriend next to me death glares at the camera. XD
my husband and I were at a fancy restaurant, just the 2 of us. Waiter started putting food on the table. Once he's put eveything down, mu husband asked the waiter to take a photo of us. Of course the photo shows me with food on my plate trying to eat. he loves to laugh at that photo (it's on our wall) and say how I can't wait to eat.
Men are naturally stronger than women. Don’t let your feminine emotions roll out.
I was keen to research my lineage until I discovered that before my grandparents generation, pretty much everyone was called Elizabeth or John, then I got bored.
My husband hasn't a hope in hell. He has no idea where or when he was born, or what his real name is. Birth certificates weren't a thing in the Philippines in those days and his mother has even said she's not sure why she put one city on his UK naturalisation certificate (which now appears as his place of birth on his passport) when she actually remembered he was born somewhere entirely different. His has a baptism certificate but clearly the nuns were busy that day because some pretty key info is missing. He's nightmare fuel for Germany's bureaucrats :D
Load More Replies...I'm on the other side of that: I'm a white South African with all that entails, part of it being that I have ancestors from almost every country in Europe. I traced my French ancestors back to the year 1040! That's before the Battle of Hastings!
My great great however many great grandfather was the emperor of South Korea. I am also a distant cousin of one of my classmates.
Is that your way of saying that you don't exactly excel at sport?
Load More Replies...Please tell that to my dogs, one of whom sh!ts pretty regularly at 5pm and the other sh!ts pretty regularly at 2am. XD
Load More Replies...Gimme the dogs any day lol, I ain’t been in a night club since I was like 18 !! a very very long time ago , oh wait I have I was working in one after I had my daughter when I was 35 lol n she’s 24 now so as that one closed down a so called new manager kinda k****d it 😂been22 yrs since I stepped foot in one , n I’m lucky to have a huge back garden all safely fenced off from the miles of farm land behind it lol ,so I just leave back doors open till my daughter goes to bed or get home from work ,as she works in a pub in village ,dogs come n go as they please
Oh god the dolphins. I forgot that everything used to be dolphin themed back then.
Even antidepressants had dolphins on them. Not that they made any effect. Or maybe they weren’t antidepressants.
Load More Replies...Ok, that Janis Joplin song has taken residence in my head. And it is so welcome.
May I suggest "Ball and Chain?" Janis Joplin, Monterey Pop Festival.
Load More Replies...Yes. And I will continue screaming for as long as I want! Or until you bring me food and leave me in peace.
Fun fact! Nearly half of all mental health professionals reported being diagnosed with a mental illness. Often it is what prompted their interest in the field to begin with...
I think it's just that they are the ones who actually were open to reflect and notice. I like to call "normal" people just "undiagnosed".
Load More Replies...What? How else to you extract the exact serving size you need? Tongs will either shred the noodles or pull the entire block out. Spoon? You'd have to be an expert archaeologist. This is the way.
Microwave it a bit to warm the noodles and they loosen right up.
Load More Replies...you dig in with a fork and try to pull out chunks and not pull so hard that noodles go flying
For one I hate when my wife does that. Just use two containers... But Whatever. To each their own, you don't have to eat, no?
You are supposed to drink eight glasses of water a day, but not all at once, and then not after 8PM so you don't have to pee in the middle of the night. So many rules to remember!
The 8 glasses of water a day is (should be) an indication of how much water, in general, to drink, taking into account that you also get water from other sources, such as food. Drink something when you feel thirsty, that's all.
Load More Replies...Sixty-something and still waiting. And the people that said it have long gone.
