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In the ever-evolving landscape of social media, one Instagram page has emerged as a hub of humor and relatability, making us chuckle at the quirks of everyday life. Allow us to introduce you to Pretty Cool Tim, the curator behind a treasure trove of side-splitting memes.
From current realities to pop culture, and the hilarious intricacies of our daily routines, this Instagram page has garnered a loyal following of 36.4 thousand people, leaving smiles all around.
So, buckle up for a joyous ride through Pretty Cool Tim's funny memes that have the internet in stitches.
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#1
Bob Brooce 1 year ago
These are the voyages of the subway Enterprise, slowly going where all commuters need to go.
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SheamusFanFrom1987 1 year ago (edited)
1, 2, Freddy's coming for you. 3, 4, Oh sh*t, I've seen what's in the guys dreams. No more, no more!!! XP
The guy behind this page is Tim, no surprises there. By day, he's into advertising, diving into human behavior and crafting entertainment. "It's no wonder I lean towards posting jokes – just something about what I do for a living seeping into my online humor," the creator says.
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Audrey Martin 1 year ago
That's when you take your dog for a walk, even though they've been out twice already.
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Daycare Attendant Sun 1 year ago
Walk the dog. Very slowly. Carry the dog. Let the dog sleep for a bit in your arms like baby. Watch the neighbors. Continue walk.
Doozle bug 1 year ago
Phone Doreen and Arthur up the street. They always know what’s going down.
WFH Forever 1 year ago
In my neighborhood that's Jay and Judy the retired gossips across the street
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Ozymandias73 1 year ago
Nothing to see hear. I'm just snow mowing. Continue on with your business.
WFH Forever 1 year ago
Come to my university town. You will see young people in shorts, flip flops (with socks) walking up the snow covered icy hills of campus all the time.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
There's nothing like a few police cruisers and the paddy wagon to bring us all out to watch the live performances of our neighbors. Good times.
#3
ALittleKnownGoddess 1 year ago
I drop that sucker like it's made out of lava until the bad phone call goes away
LasPapasFritas1234 1 year ago
AUGHHH stop wasting my time that I'm supposed to be wasting on Candy Crush!
We were curious about the origin of the idea to create the Instagram account. Tim explained to Bored Panda, "I started posting memes during the pandemic just to share some laughter during tough times. To my surprise, I began seeing those memes reposted by prominent meme accounts on Instagram, Reddit, and all the usual places. I really didn’t think anyone would notice. I figured if I’m making somebody out there smile, I’ll keep going.
I chose the name 'Pretty Cool Tim' because, on the internet, you can anonymously be whoever you want to be. I thought, hey, wouldn’t it be rad to be pretty cool? Also, a bit of an homage to s**theadsteve, one of my favorites."
#4
MaryHadaLittleLamb 1 year ago
Former server here. We absolutely did that. Hey, you gotta find your amusement where you can!
SilverSkyCloud 1 year ago (edited)
just do what lee evans said, spit the food out and ask her to repeat the question
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GraphicHealer 1 year ago
Ok, who else immediately picked their phone up a bit to stop doing the above...
Daycare Attendant Sun 1 year ago
I'm bad about this with my Switch. I have to make sure I don't slouch when I play.
"I initially chose a name to remain anonymous so that I could be as inappropriate or as vulgar as I wanted without having to worry about receiving a call from HR,” Tim explains. "However, as I started posting, I realized I didn’t want to be that. I don’t want to disparage or humiliate. I’m more self-deprecating than anything. Where does the inspiration come from? I guess my life, and realizing through memes that we all share more relatable experiences in common than we realize."
#6
MellonCollie 1 year ago
Right back after the break. Erm, brake. Erm, break.
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LizzieBoredom 1 year ago
I usually figure it out during forensic examination of the voluntarily submitted vomit.
Audrey Martin 1 year ago
Or involuntary submitted vomit at the vet.... Been there, got the tee-shirt.
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Angrykitten 1 year ago
During covid I got my first dog and I wad prepared for a lot. But I was totally taken by surprised just how much time I would spend chasing a 3 lb puppy trying to get what was in her mouth out. One time turns out was the Staple that hold cable wires to the wall. As soon as I showed interest it became her mission to eat it faster
Agent Smith 1 year ago
Yes. Like pieces of broken crystal glass.... she did live to 13 years though defying expectations.
mewhomustnotbenamed 1 year ago
i do that to my friend's baby..dude,when i see her eat something small,it's scary
Tim constantly thinks about memes. However, the creator shared that he's terrible at jotting down all his ideas and remembering them later. "I’m way too disorganized, but I have a paper somewhere with hundreds and hundreds of ideas on it that I just forgot about. Then, like a year later, I’m like, well, I can’t make a joke about that now; it hasn’t been topical in forever."
"I used to post five or more a day on Reddit to see what sticks. It’s a perfect testing ground because it doesn’t matter how many people follow you. Every joke is on a level playing field the way the algorithm works. You don’t get sympathy likes that followers may give you in other places. God bless all of you who give me sympathy likes, though. Keep them coming. Lately, it’s been tough posting more than once a week due to the ups and downs of life. But I’ll get back at it. The all-mighty algorithm doesn’t like that answer, but I’m okay with it if I can make one person’s day."
#8
Marie Dahme 1 year ago
Sitting at the kids table is how I learned some cool stuff. Like the “Name Change” game. Point and say name change socks…you say “feet gloves. Say name change snake and say “danger noodle”. They pointed at the tv and I said “corporate mind programmer”. I impressed myself but will have to explain that one to them in about 10-15 years….
Kevin the Manager 1 year ago
I sit at the grown-up table and force the convo level DOWN with solid di*k and fart jokes...
Kurichfield 1 year ago (edited)
even they don't want you there...go take your politics like a man!
#9
Ozymandias73 1 year ago
Ahh, but see...Clark wears black frames. I'm thinking that's the key!
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These are the first two photos of the "methamphetamine downward spiral" series, no?
#10
B 1 year ago
We knew people - not quite as good friends as they thought they were) who always stayed waay past bugger-off o'clock. One day I decided to send the guy a text saying 'they never get the hint and go home, do they?' and then fake-apologised and told him I'd meant to send it to my wife. We never saw them again.
RU Mymudder 1 year ago
“Bugger-off o’clock…I’m American and I’m saving that for my repertoire. 😂
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LasPapasFritas1234 1 year ago
I usually just remind them of the millions of things they're supposed to be doing- this is probably a less frustrating way though
aashi chaudhari 1 year ago
in india we slap our thighs and stand up and say, well then, and they get the hint and get going (mostly)
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Kevin the Manager 1 year ago
Ah, yes! The ol' "skillfully crush their toes with your cheek" technique...
Audrey Martin 1 year ago
Put your pyjamas on and offer them a night cap before they leave... Preferably Horlicks 😁
#11
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago
It happens, always ends up me getting myself food because she steals it. My bride is a picky eater, I'll order something and she'll try it. If she likes it, she can have it. I love it and wouldn't have it any other way!
Peppy 1 year ago
Living up to your name there! Congratulations and hope for many years of happiness to you both
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cerinamroth 1 year ago
My little boy (2) always says it BA-ta-toooo and he always shouts the first syllable. He's a big fan.
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Ausrine Ciapaite 1 year ago
Psssst, I'll tell you a secret. Order double chips and let her eat it 😁
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago (edited)
And that's why professionals plan ahead and order additional fries beforehand
Andrew Keir 1 year ago
... and get blamed for being greedy. If seagulls try to steal my chips, well, that's what tennis racquets are for. Humans - the same.
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LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 year ago
Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
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Ginger Winters 1 year ago
So im allergic to onions. Hubby usually avoids all things onion around to which is awesome, however if he doesn't wanna share he goes for onion rings... its the subtle things you know?
#12
Just-A-Black-Cat 1 year ago
I say "I'm sorry" when I turn around a corner and hit the wall lol
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Kevin the Manager 1 year ago
I work at a recreation center. Here, the exchange goes, "Have a good workout!" "You too!" 🤦♂️
#13
Lupita Nyong'heaux 1 year ago
i laughed WAY too long and hard at this. LMAO
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Tardigrade. He looks like a tardigrade. Also known as as water bears or moss piglets. He's just missing a few legs.
Will Cable 1 year ago (edited)
Reminds me of an item I spotted on ebay last night, they claimed it was a dinosaur that grows grass, (lawn grass for those wondering) ,to me it looked like a penis with googlie eyes
#14
Charlotte <3 1 year ago
and then the screen has been saying "tap anywhere to begin" the whole time
LasPapasFritas1234 1 year ago
"I need the bathroom... Should I pause it or play until I need to pull an 100 meter dash? Hmmm"
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I_imagine_even_worse_w***s 1 year ago
Yes butbwhats my max overdraft because I include that in my money
Kylie 1 year ago
Yes, and I want them. I want to lay in bed watching movies on the ceiling.
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Captain McSmoot 1 year ago
This man looks like what Dr. Frasier Crane would look like had he not exactly gone the doctor route in life.
[>.<]/ 1 year ago
He also looks like Leland Stottlemeyer from Monk had he not chosen the wrong side of the law.
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Tracey Stammers 1 year ago
Superb level of creepiness. The film never fails to get those alarm bells ringing and those spine chillers chillin'
Ozymandias73 1 year ago
"I gots me some lotion over here, T'would be awfully nice if you'd puts it on your skin."
#17
Kevin the Manager 1 year ago
"Costume ready, honey?" "Yeah!" "Great! Let's go sit in Nana's tiny living room!"
Rinso the Red 1 year ago
I have a horrible feeling this is the green room at an "adult" movie studio.
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Sarah Jones 1 year ago
Sit outside in the UK, and your food might get watered down, freeze or be blown away
Kevin the Manager 1 year ago
"Sir. Sir! You were on fire BEFORE you went outside! No free fish fingers for you!"
TheGoodBoi 1 year ago (edited)
Fans. Keep an eye out for fans at least. If it's 70F (21C) or lower than you'regood!
GraceN 1 year ago
I was going to write the exact same thing, but you beat me to it. We understand each other.
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Isabel Care 1 year ago
I usually have a parasol/umbrella and a large portable electric fan in my bag, so no problem there. Many people ask where I got the fan once they see it. Rechargeable, has a light, can charge other stuff, sprays a mist, telescopic stand that has a stand for phone/tablet, and folds into a small block. Cost £25, but now I've seen them for £50 to £400
#19
XenoMurph 1 year ago
Same. I have NEVER lied to my daughter. She doesn't always agree with my opinion, but she trusts me 100%
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MushroomHead22 1 year ago
ok but you did this so they think it was santa? why would you be sad that what you intended to do actually worked?
TruthoftheHeart 1 year ago
Santa only brings one present, parent/parents gets credit for the rest. That's how it goes in my family and they send a list with a few items Santa picks which one of those items he will bring lol.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
As the oldest, I was hoodwinked into being Santa's helper as last minute gifts were assembled/wrapped.
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VonBlade 1 year ago
I've learnt this, which might help. Stare at them. Make them decide how much eye contact they want. They're free to look away. That way you've always given the right amount for that person.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Speakers are taught to look just above the heads of the audience or to picture them naked. Doesn't work in up-close conversations.
shanila.pheonix_ 1 year ago
and then laughs during a silence hoping that the person didn't say anything bad
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#22
Captain McSmoot 1 year ago
IPA is what happens when a car battery accidentally gets dropped into the fermenter, the company rolls with it, and a new genre of beer is born.
René Sauer 1 year ago
for me that pretty much describes any and all alcohol.
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You stole that from Robocop 1 year ago
Some IPA's are nice, some are vile, some lagers are nice, some are vile, some stouts are nice, some are vile. Bitter is at best flavourless at worst disgusting.
Kevin the Manager 1 year ago
IPA flavors now vary from ultra-bitter to citrusy-sour. There are IPAs that run the ale color spectrum, including BLACK IPAs (just silly). Explore a little and you will find a palate-pleaser, no doubt!
Sergio Bicerra 1 year ago
Do you guys remember your first commercial beers? NOBODY liked them. With IPA's is just the same , you just have to get used to the flavor to enjoy it. Or maybe you don't like it. In my case, I don't, but the fact it cost double or triple from a regular one wants me not to like them ever.
Fat Harry 1 year ago
Americans discovering IPA, as if it's some incredible futuristic drink, is the funniest thing. "Craft beer" in the US is what we've just been calling "beer" for years.
Kevin the Manager 1 year ago
As an American, I can attest to the validity of this statement. We only had sh*t like Coors, Bud, and Michelob Lite. 🤮 Craft beer has saved many a soul this side of the pond!
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HurlWurk 1 year ago
No. It tastes the same. You can order Taco Bell by the pound, it's all the same
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Kevin the Manager 1 year ago
Your level of drunkness is directly proportionate to the level of Toxic Hell you can withstand...
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I do love me some Taco Bell, but their hot sauce isn't hot. Gotta bring my own.
Oskar vanZandt 1 year ago
Interestingly (to me at least) I have never gotten ill from eating at Taco Bell in the UK... Always felt unwell after eating at one in Canada 🤔
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RamiRudolph 1 year ago (edited)
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/side-splitting Here, BP, it seems like you needed to know the definition of side-splitting.
RamiRudolph 1 year ago
Welp, they changed it. That's one way to do it, I guess.
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RamiRudolph 1 year ago (edited)
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/side-splitting Here, BP, it seems like you needed to know the definition of side-splitting.
RamiRudolph 1 year ago
Welp, they changed it. That's one way to do it, I guess.
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