50 Hilarious Medical Memes You Don’t Need To Be A Doctor To Understand

The amount of people (men AND women) who don’t know that women have THREE holes is actually shocking!

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Where's the red cap?

Aww, I'm glad I have it too

That'll be $16,000 dollars please. 💵💵💵

I have a large square ugly grey metal box at the end of my driveway. It contains the cable hook ups for the first 4 houses on my road. Every 4 the house has one. I called the cable company with an idea and they said as long as they can readily access the box 24/7, they didn't care what I did to it. So I turned it into a dice. Then my neighbors liked the idea so now there's dice, rubiks cube and a present!

I think that answer is perfectly correct.

I am an Ex EMT (worked in NJ) CPR is incredibly tiring, I once did it on a Patient in his garden on a really hot day with sweat rolling off me, unforgettable for many reasons.

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"Oh... uh... Hi! Just ordering this for a friend."

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And we reuse that open-back gown you're wearing.

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What if the student farted AND the bowel was perforated

Looks more like a kidney donor...

Thats why in Germany travel insurance to the US is diuble the price compared to literally the rest of the entire world

Fact.. During my career as paramedic, I have zero support from the govt.. And many of us does not have a living wage

That's Theodore from the Chipmunks

I see your gynecologist and raise you a proctologist

No idea what either of those is, but still funny

Or Photoshop...

Love this cartoon :)

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Dang!

Looks like my EKG when I'm in a. fib.

That seems wrist-y...

Racist.

As a dermatologist, i feel offended, even if it is true 🤭

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He also had to be wrong three or four times per episode before coming up with the right answer to fill up the whole hour.

But are they farting too much

I know that feeling. I was an EMT for 15 years. Frequently Patients would deny having any Medical problems. I would then ask what the Medications were for and then they would often start telling me of a huge amount of serious ones, I would ask why they didn't tell me and many times was told 'I didn't want to focus on it'. If you call for an Ambulance it is a big help to the EMT's and Paramedics what you are taking and why.

Well you don't have to worry about the breathing bit anymore as it's been taken out of the CPR learning model

My wife worked with a radiologist who also moonlighted doing veterinary radiology. On a human's radiology report, he said their right rear leg was fractured. 🤣

I don’t work in medicine but this is so me 🤣

Is that wisdom tooth on the left looking like a wise old man??

I have occasionally said "hell if *I* know" when a doctor asks me about familial medical history, since I'm adopted XD

Bandaids are rubbish. Duct tape and/or superglue, then keep working. Welcome to being self employed!

Doctor: "See? That didn't hurt at all!" Patient: "What are you talking about, that hurt like héll!" Doctor: "I was talking about myself."

Plebothomists at my medi-center are my favourite people on earth.

Liverpool A&E after free drinks on Ladies night

But not too much!! I just spent 6 days in the ICU because I drank too much water on a blazingly hot day. Hyponatremia can k**l you, and it takes a long time to recover.

Those are red blood cells, not platelets! I know I'm party-p00per, but I just had to... professional pride, and that stuff...

I can't decide which is worse. The pulse oxymeter on the nose, the cardiac leads on the face, or the oxygen masks over the ears

Can confirm. I eat an apple a day, and no doctor has ever had a crush on me.

It's because you're only exposed to the radiation occasionally, whereas they work there and are exposed to it frequently, so they have to be more careful.

I'm a landscaper. I work with dirt and mess all the time. I sometimes remember to rinse my hands before I eat my sandwiches. I laugh at your pathetic immune systems. 😁

I can't unsee it now.

Actually, this works be, "when you have no spine and you married a psychopath."

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Oh this guy! I miss his lists on BP.

Why am I stupidly convinced by the smartpants!

Aww, cuuute - must hug.

Oh man, so, I'm adopted and was raised in a Mexican-American family. One of the big Mexican foods that EVERY one of my relatives make (literally like 20lbs of it at a time) is carnitas. When I was a teenager, I had a pre-cancerous mole on my right shoulder (I'm white af and hadn't learned my lesson about avoiding the sun yet.) When the doctor removed it, I was awake, as he'd only used a local anesthetic. He then proceeded to cauterize some of the wound. It was at that moment that I discovered that cooking human flesh smells exactly like pork carnitas. While I wish I'd been clever enough at the time to make a joke ("Huh, smells tasty!") alas, I did not, and was instead kind of traumatized XD I haven't eaten pork carnitas since.

But the heart will go on, just out of the picture

Pretty sure a depression wouldn't be named tubercle.

Is that the latest issue of Playape?

Hey Prison Mike is cool!!

"Doctor, may I do my own anaesthesia?" "Sure, knock yourself out!"

The veins in my hands are like that, but bluer and more defined. Only once did they put the IV in the back of my hand. After the other veins they tried in my arm collapsed. They didn't try the other arm because the veins are very obviously worse there.

Cancer would be the only one to stay with me, then

As an engineer, you can clear up that expression with Botox or CBD. I'd recommend the CBD