Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.
As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.
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Roles Reversed
Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)
Intimidation Techniques
Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?
Fresh vs. Old Couples
I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.
Talking Dirty
Food Solves Everything
Wife's Always Right
Trying For A Hug
Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!
Keeping Secrets
My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p
This Conversation Will Be Recorded
"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"
Sharing The Chores
That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.
Wife's Approval
I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.
Married Life
Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.
Attitude
Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.
It Went Quick
I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!
Marriage Material
Sharing Is Caring
Oh It's Nothing
Personal Feet Warmer
My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.
Marriage Failure
Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!
A lot of these are just old stereotypes about women.
And man. And bad life choices. And the fear of responsibility. Rather saddening. Being married with children made me a happier person. If you do not believe that,y why get married and why get children?
Hans, couldn' t say it better
yeah, don't "get" children
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Yeah, the first few pages are funny but it quickly degenerates into tired, old jokes about stereotypes. Maybe just don't marry someone you don't respect?
It's funny and mostly jokes ans stereotypes. Can't take them seriously unles soffended due to going thru the same yourself
These are either old, tired jokes or a lot of people who should be alone.
Yep. Lots of frustration here. No wonder the divorce rate is so high these days...
Pure sexist shite as usual.
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right? men and women being different and a source of shared humour, what a load! where's the articles about the world being all of the same sex, religion and political persuasion? FALSE NEWS
A lot of these are just old stereotypes about women.
And man. And bad life choices. And the fear of responsibility. Rather saddening. Being married with children made me a happier person. If you do not believe that,y why get married and why get children?
Hans, couldn' t say it better
yeah, don't "get" children
Dr,idumogo - Hello I am charity, I am out here to spreed this good news to the entire world on how I got my ex lover back. I was going crazy when my love left me for another girl last month, But when i meet a friend that introduce me to dr, idumogo great messenger to the oracle that he serve, I narrated my problem to dr, idumogo about how my ex lover left me and also how i needed to get a job in a very big company.He only said to me that i have come to the right place were i will be getting my heart desire without any side effect. He told me what i need to do, After it was been done, In the next 2 days, My love called me on the phone and was saying sorry for living me before now and also in the next one week after my love called me to be pleading for forgiveness, I was called for interview in my desired company were i needed to work as the managing director..I am so happy and overwhelmed that i have to tell this to the entire world to contact dr, idumogo at the following email address
Yeah, the first few pages are funny but it quickly degenerates into tired, old jokes about stereotypes. Maybe just don't marry someone you don't respect?
It's funny and mostly jokes ans stereotypes. Can't take them seriously unles soffended due to going thru the same yourself
These are either old, tired jokes or a lot of people who should be alone.
Yep. Lots of frustration here. No wonder the divorce rate is so high these days...
Pure sexist shite as usual.
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Last month, it was my birthday, the anniversary of my late husband’s death, and a time when I experienced another loss in my family. I was in total depression also because the gentleman I had been seeing for nearly a year decided to cut ties with me. All this happened at the same time, and my heart was broken. Then I found Dr Moon in a website, and all my luck turned around – especially because the master did a wonderful spell of Love for me and my dearest companion, who decided he had made a terrible mistake by leaving me. We even took a much-needed vacation. It meant the world to me, and I have to thank for it Dr.Moon his You can can also call his Or whatsapp of mobile number +2348112338431
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right? men and women being different and a source of shared humour, what a load! where's the articles about the world being all of the same sex, religion and political persuasion? FALSE NEWS