Married life is quite a funny thing when you think about it - first of all, you have to endure the dating phase, skipping through possible marriage prospects and meeting all kinds of weird people along the way. When you actually find the One, and not without plenty of relationship advice from your more advanced friends, a long process of getting to know each other ensues. Finally, you tie the knot and decide to spend the rest of your life, meaning at least 50 years, as a married couple. And if that kind of a long relationship commitment isn't funny in a way, then it's quite weird at the very least.

As with most aspects of our lives, marriage accumulates gigabytes and gigabytes of funny memes. Bored Panda has compiled some of the most stereotypical and over the top marriage jokes to either prepare you or show that there are many more out there suffering just as much. After all, there's a byte of truth in every best meme, no matter how cliché they are, right? From dealing with tedious daily chores to appearing in public, these relationship memes cut to the very core of keeping your sh*t together. So, drop the kids at school and scroll down to reassure yourself that everything's fine.

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Aud Wey 11 months ago

Best. Wedding. Cake. Ever!!!!!!

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Pamela24 11 months ago

See? You can make a joke about marriage and without ridiculous stereotypes.

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Char Char 11 months ago

I heard that!

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SykesDaMan 11 months ago

Do not go as far as the tampon: Just the shampoo choice is a nightmare for us! :)

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engineer_nope.avi 11 months ago

Before marriage: *Winks* Awwwww, thanks baby. Cute! After marriage: *Winks* Woman, what did you put in it?

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Jean van der Merwe 11 months ago

I think Harry and his wife will always look at each other like that. These two brothers cannot be more different from each other. Harry got over himself a long time ago already.

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Max L. 11 months ago

mission accomplished

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SykesDaMan 11 months ago

I find the use of "were" instead of "are" very disturbing! XD

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Ntosh 11 months ago (edited)

Oh this one. I was going through natural miscarriage last month, in between the cramps I still had to take care of everyone. When he has a stomach ache you'd swear he is going to die.

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Jean van der Merwe 11 months ago

Adore this!

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Grace Rule 11 months ago

This is so true

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Being_Cori 11 months ago (edited)

this will save soo many ' i told you so' from happening

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ZombieGirl5591 11 months ago

Haha...Ive been sitting here laughing my butt off...look at the dogs face! haha...im crying over here!!

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Zenozenobee 11 months ago

My companion ... and my cat. One is likely not remembering very soon and the other one won't talk ;p

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Hans 11 months ago

Am I strange if I feel it just gets better and better?

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SykesDaMan 11 months ago

"You don't have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be used against you!"

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Zori the degu 11 months ago

That's my sister when she vacuums the house once a year but goes behind her dirty desk as well and then she's like "Why aren't you vacuuming behind my desk too, you are supposed to do this to!". Maybe because I F**king clean once a week instead of once a year and I'm aware my miserable life is too short to spend extra 15 minutes every time. A normal person cleans behind desks(and other movable furnitures) either once a month or once every couple of months or so and, at least in my mind, and every person who cleans more or less than this is already showing concerning symptoms. But I got a little carried away, I guess.

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Meowton Mewsk 11 months ago

I feel that!

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Ntosh 11 months ago

This must be universal

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Pamela24 11 months ago

I know this is a joke but honestly...I'm just so annoyed when people expect that I make decisions about my boyfriends free time (or anything similar for that matter). Lately, he's been trying to stop smoking and so many people just assumed that he's doing it because I'm making him to. Like - no, it's his smoking, his decision, he's an adult with a free will. I'm his partner, not his mother.

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CatShatBrix 11 months ago

I think I have a preference.

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Martha Meyer 11 months ago

Fun fact: married men live longer than unmarried ones, but married women live shorter lives than unmarried ones. Because the women do all the work in many marriages.

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Gary 11 months ago

If you ask such a stupid question and get that look, back away rapidly, horrible things are just about to happen!

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Ola Polowczyk 11 months ago

Well, instead of bottling up emotions and hoping your SO will read your mind, try speaking straight from the very beginning.

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Gary 11 months ago

That's the look I have in the clothes shop or shoe shop sitting in the complimentary seat waiting for her to try on yet another dress or shoes...God when will this end???

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Alusair Alustriel 11 months ago

This one is actually quite sad.

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Helen R 11 months ago

First time staying at his place when dating I had food poisoning..that was awkward as well an ice breaker...

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Nancy Beamish 11 months ago

Do you want a mother or a lover? The two don't mix!

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Person2638 11 months ago

The cat looks like it's on drugs in the first pic

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Wil Vanderheijden 11 months ago

And than he doesn't listen again.

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Elizabeth Molloy 11 months ago

I wonder how many of these 'celebrities' are an absolute nightmare to live with? No-one usually goes through marriages that quick!

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K Schildt 11 months ago

What is this, gone girl?

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Mother Mary Helen 11 months ago

lmaooooooooooooo

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Elfmonkey 11 months ago

Ha, we do this all the time... uh, well, I do this all the time. Luckily, we both end up laughing afterwards.

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Symbole Simple 11 months ago

As I said, nothing!

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LukeR 11 months ago

same.

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Random Panda 11 months ago

My husband is usually the one who puts his cold hands/feet on me. He thinks it's funny.

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Dolicious 11 months ago

My wife says I have two major flaws. I do not listen to her and one other thing...

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Dian Ella Lillie 11 months ago

I hope that she's not married to Hamlet...

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Jean van der Merwe 11 months ago

Mostly a broken marriage doesn’t lead to immediate violent death. Plus, on the off chance that it works, the one that actually works is better than anything you can imagine. Married 21 years. The parachute opened I guess and the view is spectacular!

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