Translation: My life here isn't quite good... the working environment is bad, and there's no such thing as sufficient welfare. But don't worry, only about a dozen people are severely injured everyday. I try my best to be careful. We opened a small bodega and the business is great. Even though I don't know much English, it isn't hard to understand these white people. Hopefully I'll achieve something! I'd work really hard and take care of myself... are you guys doing well? I miss you a lot, wish we can see each other again...

Free Enterprise! Nothing in the world beats it, and organizations/governments can't squelch it.

hahaha remind them our mortality in scary doses...

This is awesome! Look how much work he put into a creative "uncreative" generic birthday. I'd appreciate a guy like this!

Challenge excepted XDD

Somehow I just can't picture Elizabeth sitting down to read Harry Potter. Otherwise.... ;)

The sign on spanish says "if you need mom, get food please cover, thank you"

Nice legs buddy!

lmao you done messed up now GIMP BOY!!

I'm gonna try this :D

Marcus seems to be desperate.

i can't breathe hahaahahha

Just imagine a whole herd of these critters moving around the hillside.

Poor puppers. Sorry dad's gotta fallow rules.

Weird is Wonderful!

This is exactly how we got to this place in time. No one is being racist, sorry. The Indian (whether he's native or not) clearly took this picture and endorsed it, else he wouldn't be standing there writing. Now, he thought this was clever enough so maybe you all should too. If everyone wasn't so busy policing each other and looking so nasty things to say to each other then this country wouldn't be as screwed up as it is now. You don't need to be butthurt over this photo...laugh.

"Hi , my name is Wisely." - "Carefully, nice to meet you! May I introduce you to Think Twice?"

And they thought they had everything covered, aye?

The mystery gang! Where's scooby?

Swarley!

Why are you all keeping questioning with why? There's also how, ans tons of other questions to question each other's statements, aren't there? ♥

People with a rich imagination make the world an interesting place.

I this how Spielberg started?

Well what's wrong? Should it have been a biplane instead of a jet plane...?

more like "you can't put a foot out of the house"

Well done...good thing is that these EULAs usually violate so many national laws that they are void anyway.

Glad she didn't ask in Fahrenheit she'd have a dough ball.

Aw, the curb feels a lot better now!

Another case of discrimination of overweight people! (/sarcasm)

Some grow to be rebels...others not.

That's quite a dilemma.

um theres an x.... XD

Good idea

Thug life hahhahaha I love these so much

You go girl!

Depending on her mood of the moment, this could be a Serious Mistake.

bureaucrats... In the province of Québec here where everything must be... and i say MUST be in french we have inspector who goes everywhere and give penalty if it's in English. people has to put sticker in french over microwave or coffemaker where it was written in English... like people doesn't know what POWER or START mean...

No, but I scraped my knees when I crawled from hell

bellyflopping all the way

Pointing out the evils of a bloated bureaucracy.

Use your hand

The sun is pissed off too!

As I said on previous post, where's the pie?!?!

I hate it when people make you use up the cheap toilet paper before you get to the soft stuff.

OBEY!

I want to pet that dog!

Bang..!!

Awesome

I hope his boss has a sense of humor.

Deer does not approve.

when you are looking desperately a place to smoke

that's his face

At first, I thought the handwriting was in another language

why would someone need time to answer the own name?

Seri is a b***h.

Can this be argued if they towed the van? It's green...

hulk smash?

Why do they give wrong information?!

Must be a lawyer