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You will likely receive various advice as you grow older and meet new people, some of which may be very helpful and some, well, complete rubbish. There's also another specter of advice, and that is funny advice. Call it absurd, hilarious, or a ton of bullcrap, but funny life advice is exactly what the doctor ordered. These words of wisdom could make you laugh, but they might also come in handy later on in life.

In fact, the web is full of pictures and memes with funny random advice that people simply run into going about their lives and decide that "aight, this is going on the internet." It may be a spelling or punctuation mistake, a funny coincidence, a bit of advice that gains a whole new meaning when taken out of context, or perhaps a poster with funny advice about life or funny direction signs for the sole purpose of making those passing by have a chuckle. And well, follow the advice, obviously. Besides that, good funny advice is also a great marketing tool since people are more likely to remember and share something they found amusing!

Below, we've compiled a list of witty posts sharing the funniest life advice that, besides making you giggle, might come in handy at some point in your life. Liked any of these easter eggs spotted in real life? Then make sure to give them an upvote! What's the best funny advice you have ever received? Any random life advice you heard that made you chuckle? Let us know in the comments!

#8

Weekend Safety Brief

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Bi Frog
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I won't be adding to the population, swear. I think most of my generation is pretty set on not having kids, and praise the almighty potato for that. Maybe I will adopt, though. I feel the same about pets, would much rather adopt than buy from a breeder.

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beethebi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

surprisingly most people my age that i know want kids, i don't, if i do want them i will adopt

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Frogspawn
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I assume it depends on how many of your eggs hatch, it's possible you'd have to subtract more just to be even 🤔 you know what they say, don't count your chick's till they hatch.

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Hilary Mol
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't subtract "to" the population? "Write an apology note to either your elementary school Math or junior high school English teacher."

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Jack Harris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the exact same advice my father gave me as a teenager.

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cookie_cat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

good thing i don't even know how to do any of that, especially adding to the population

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Heather G
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the long weekend safety briefing given to many active duty enlisted. Considering they're often dealing with dumb(ish) college age people, it's perfect. You definitely remember it.

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Zorrrg
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do you establish dominance without doing the "subtract to the population" point? (That's awful English btw)

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hcaballero57
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was in 4th ID, 1st Brigade, 22nd infantry regiment. And those were their exact words they use when went on out on the weekends to party

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Christof Irran
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"How was your weekend?" "Oh, I take it you haven't seen the newspaper yet."

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Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is a bit weird because I know what they're trying to say (mostly) except you can obviously go to the hospital and be in the paper for reasons that have nothing to do with breaking the law and sorry for being annoyed by grammatical mistakes but the second one should be "Don't subject FROM the population". Sorry, I feel better now. :)

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leo mont
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my science teacher in high school used to tell us the first two things every friday when we left

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PrettyJoyBird
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dominance established. As Beyonce says Who Runs the World , GIRLS.

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Mrs.Pugh
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Don't add to the population" that's what ive been trying to tell y'all.

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Rahim Carlock
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remind me why I quit the army. I'll add to the population if I want to or subtract. My dad was in the hospital, okay newspapers/media are just whack. .refer to previous post of becoming famous. not what it's cracked up to be. In jail, I thought of becoming an overseer. the most powerful gang in the jail. Na

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well damn. I subtracted to the population, got on the newspaper… and jail?

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censorshipsucks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so if you end up in jail, just nip the other prisoners on the neck with two fingers and say "tsst".

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Jude Kay
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you WEAR the "Safety Brief" you WON'T add to the population! OR get an STD!

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Helpful Advice

Helpful Advice

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

u know those doors where theres one set of doors, walk a few feet, another set of doors? yeah. so um... i pulled the first ones open, walked, and tried to push the doors. it was very embarrasing

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The Nurse, During My Annual Wellness Check, Suggested At My Age I Should Have A Bar In The Shower. So I Took Her Advice

The Nurse, During My Annual Wellness Check, Suggested At My Age I Should Have A Bar In The Shower. So I Took Her Advice

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Steve Robert
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just make sure the glasses are plastic and the bottom enclosed so you don't end up with a tub full of sharp glass

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Advice For Beginner Yogaists

Advice For Beginner Yogaists

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Jk
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Instructions unclear. Removed pants, and am now stuck in a bin.

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The Best Advice You'll Ever Get This Winter

The Best Advice You'll Ever Get This Winter

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎶 Don't you go where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow 🎶 Frank Zappa

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Found This In My Backpack After A Very Tough Few Weeks, Great Advice

Found This In My Backpack After A Very Tough Few Weeks, Great Advice

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Xenon
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug.

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Some Good Advice I Found In A Bathroom

Some Good Advice I Found In A Bathroom

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ConstantlyJon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there was a chalkboard in your bathroom? I guess that’s one way to combat graffiti

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Good Advice From This San Diego Pier

Good Advice From This San Diego Pier

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Janine B.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's exactly how my ex found out why a snapping turtle is called a snapping turtle.

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A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home

A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home

Instead of a card I got this wonderful piece of advice from my mother, in the form of an embroidered pillow (which she made herself...I love my mom).

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I Gave This Advice To My Niece At Her Bridal Shower Tonight

I Gave This Advice To My Niece At Her Bridal Shower Tonight

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#28

Never Take Diet Advice From The Local Chinese

Never Take Diet Advice From The Local Chinese

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My Hometown Gas Station Giving Advice To Kids For The 4th

My Hometown Gas Station Giving Advice To Kids For The 4th

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My Beer Can Has Some Good Advice

My Beer Can Has Some Good Advice

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it "for f**k sake," "for f**k's sake," or "for f***s' sake"? It's for a work email, so it should be correct.

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Got Married On Friday And My 11 Year Old Niece Left Me Great Advice!

Got Married On Friday And My 11 Year Old Niece Left Me Great Advice!

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That's Good Advice. And Don't Try To Play With The Dinosaur

That's Good Advice. And Don't Try To Play With The Dinosaur

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A lot of people don't realise if you click on the dinosaur, you get to play a little offline dino-game. :)

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#40

Oh Utah, You Have The Best Signs!

Oh Utah, You Have The Best Signs!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a Utahn and can confirm we have the best highway signs and the absolute WORST drivers

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Some Of The Best Advice I've Heard In A While

Some Of The Best Advice I've Heard In A While

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That’s Some Solid Advice Right There

That’s Some Solid Advice Right There

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Who Would Have Thought A Piece Of Clothing could Be That Intelligent?

Who Would Have Thought A Piece Of Clothing could Be That Intelligent?

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Just Local Things

Just Local Things

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Friend Lee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m kind of freaking out because I’m like, that’s my state. So I googled it and it certainly is. All I recognized was that cloudy sky and green grass. How did I know? Anyway, it’s Washington. After 53 years I guess I know my gray and green.

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Good Advice Outside The Local Pub

Good Advice Outside The Local Pub

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Excellent Life Advice

Excellent Life Advice

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honest question: do most people believe all cats are vicious a-holes that gleefully and willfully scratch you? I’ve had four and none have ever scratched me. Have I just somehow lucked out with cats who are too lazy to scratch me or something?

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Life Advice Was Better Back In The Day

Life Advice Was Better Back In The Day

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Rosie Red
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sign, sign Everywhere a sign Blockin' out the scenery Breakin' my mind Do this, don't do that Can't you read the sign?

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#76

Will Ferrell's Advice To My Father In His Junior High Yearbook. They Went To School Together

Will Ferrell's Advice To My Father In His Junior High Yearbook. They Went To School Together

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Spotted On A Beach In New Zealand... Sound Advice

Spotted On A Beach In New Zealand... Sound Advice

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Found In A Thrift Store

Found In A Thrift Store

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Angi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't want to love my neighbors. I barely acknowledge them unless necessary.

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The Georgia Aquarium Welcome Email Has Some Solid Advice To Make Your Visit Enjoyable

The Georgia Aquarium Welcome Email Has Some Solid Advice To Make Your Visit Enjoyable

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I'm Guessing Not Too Good

I'm Guessing Not Too Good

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, we're still alive! Even flying without the need of Redbull or other caffeinated drinks 🐓

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Found On College Desk-Best Advice Ever

Found On College Desk-Best Advice Ever

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Dove Candy Gives Terrible Life Advice

Dove Candy Gives Terrible Life Advice

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Gave My So Some Advice: Brush Your Teeth Before Applying Lipstick

Gave My So Some Advice: Brush Your Teeth Before Applying Lipstick

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