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If you've ever thought that comedians are the funniest people on earth, we have something to prove you wrong. In fact, no comedian has ever had such hilarious bits as some of these funny kids. Of course, with kids, the smart jokes are mostly unintentional, but their funny fails are way better than most of the staged pranks and even the best jokes that were scripted.
Forget seeing your child accepting a graduation diploma or walking down the aisle. The biggest pros of having a kid are the endless laughs you have when raising them. Bored Panda has collected a list of hilarious reasons why kids are never dull, and it'll make your day. From staging funerals to informing random strangers their pants are down; these moments prove that - intentionally or not - smart kids can become the funniest comedians in a matter of seconds and start performing their bit in the most unexpected places. Scroll down to check out the entries, upvote your favorites and if they don't satisfy your hunger for giggles, fire up a list we created earlier about the other times kids made everyone laugh out loud, whether in the case of parenting fails or in a glimmer of their own spectacular understanding of humor.
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#1
"When Your 3-Year-Old Tells Man At Mc'Donalds That His Pants Are Falling Down" (Friend's Photo)
Madhu Mitha 7 years ago
it warms my cold heart to see the kid looking up to the man so expectantly... waiting for him to pull up his pants and thank the kid...
Master Markus 7 years ago
I don't understand how people wear pants like this. Like, how is it comfortable? Is your a*s not way more cold than everything else?
Martha Meyer 7 years ago
Wait, I thought this "fashion" went out of fashion like ten years ago!
walkietalkie 7 years ago
Well, we don't know how long ago the pic was taken.
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#2
This Kid Was A Fart For Halloween
Night Owl 7 years ago
I wonder how it sounds and how close the sound is to the sound of a real fart
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Elena Adams 7 years ago
I can totally hear the neighbors going like: oh, who do we have here? and him going like *giggles* I'M A FART
#3
My Friend's Daughter Made Him A Birthday Card
#4
My Daughter's Christmas List
Not Your Average Potato 7 years ago
Lmao I was laughing so hard at your comment, that I snorted haha
Load More Replies... BusLady 7 years ago
Get her anything she wants (except Rosetta Stone). The kid knows 16 languages.
Hendra Lim 7 years ago
don't forget that the cat needs to came from 16 diffrent country
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#5
We Had A Local Elementary School Decorate Paper Bags For Earth Day And I Found This One We Had Left Over. This Kid Lol
#6
My 11-Year-Old Has Started Drawing Fat, Middle Aged Batman At The Beach And It's Everything You Never Knew You Needed In Life
Ryo Bakura 7 years ago
"I am vengeance... I am the Night... I am... at the beach drinking a Miller Lite. Hey, superheroes need vacations, too."
SouthernFried 7 years ago
I thought that too. It has that "I'm an adult trying to fake what a kid might draw" look about it.
Load More Replies... Aaron Kara 7 years ago
He seems very happy with his new lifestyle. Good on you Batman, you do you
#7
My Old School Asked Kids In Preschool What They Wanted To Be When They Grew Up
RaroaRaroa 7 years ago
I want to see this recreated in 20 years or so, to see what they all ended up dong.
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Chris Pitch 7 years ago
Then hunter right after it is a bit...American horror story
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David Viesta 7 years ago
Cuteness overload. Also, the fact that "Lawyer" and "Policemen" were picked among other choices such as "Super Hero" and "Witch" does put a smile on my face.
#8
Toddler Says: "Heck This"
Aaron Kara 7 years ago
That face! "I'm sorry mum but this is utter s**t, I'm leaving, thanks for the little help you gave me, but ill take it from here"
David Viesta 7 years ago
Says, while reaching to the doorknob: "I'm leaving, this is totally, completely, not a bluff. I'm really going. Are you absolutely sure you still don't want to return that baby you brought home?"
Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago
This just isn't going to work! I'll be at Grandma's if you come to your senses.
LA Juice 7 years ago
I did this too! took my baseball mitt, my teddy bear and toilet paper. I was 3.
Nikki D 7 years ago
Toilet paper is a surprisingly useful thing for a 3 year old to think of!
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Sean Katz 7 years ago
Soon after my cousin had her second daughter her 5-year old sister was staying with us. One day we took her to a toy store. They had a large display with "magical wands" including a big one on top of the display that was not for sale. We asked her whether she wanted a wand and she pointed at the large one. I think she believed, the bigger the wand the more effective the magic. One of the employees witnessed this and asked little Sarah, what magic she'd do with that big wand and she replied deadly serious, "Make Miriam (her little sister) go away again!"
Nikol Böhmová 7 years ago
I did that too :D packed some clothes (forgot underwear) and I went to my grandma who lived just one block away. My mom said it last me for 3 weeks before they made me go back home. :D
#9
Scientific Evidence
Philippe Jespersen 7 years ago
Not really... now that the parents know that he knows. No more tooth fairy $.
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Jenna Boatright 7 years ago
I did a hand writing analysis of Santa vs my parents the July I was 7.
velocirrober 7 years ago
When my niece was told there is no Santa, she said: "Oh, I knew it. The last two years my presents came in the same box... the computer box."
Cece Venticinc 7 years ago
Be like, you have to tell the parents who tell the tooth fairy. LOL
tarebear 7 years ago
No no no the explanation is that if you (parents) don't let the tooth fairy know he has lost it then how else will she find out? I mean she is magic and all but with the ever growing population the tooth fairy needs to be notified by email (or text) of said lost tooth. It's the parents job to do that.... just sayin
#10
Toddler Was Asked To Feed The Cat
#11
My Daughter Has Been Picking Her Own Clothes And Watching Her Big Brother Get On The Bus
Carol Emory 7 years ago
Then her brother spends the rest of the trip to school trying to explain how she's adopted....LOL
Sabal Minor 7 years ago
Ha! What a little ham! I used to cry & go on hysterics when my older sis left for school!
#12
When I Babysit My Niece She Makes Me Play Operation. Her Favorite Part Is When She Dies And We Have A Funeral For Her
Rebecca Becca 7 years ago
Lol! I was always an assassinated queen and under my coffee table was my coffin.
Amber Cook 7 years ago
I need to know this kid! She could be my BEST FRIEND! Like best friend in the way of Step-Brothers best friends! Bunk beds and all!!!!
#13
At 5 Months Old My Son Already Has The Best School Photo Ever
#14
Barbie House Rules
Vlad Horobet 7 years ago
It's reasonable, I'm not asian and in my country everyone leaves their shoes at the entrance (usually inside) by the door.
LOttawa 7 years ago
Same here (Canada). I'd be furious if anyone walked on my clean floors with their shoes.
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Aunryse Herondale 7 years ago
I'm living with my friend and her family rn and one of the biggest pet peeves I have is that the floor is always dirty because they wear shoes in the house. the mom always complains about the dirty floor. I wonder why....
Lin Jun Lee 7 years ago
We take it a step fuether in Malaysia. A separate pair (usually flip flops) for indoor use. And mom takes it really far. One pair per person per floor.
Cat person 7 years ago
This was a problem for my parents whenever they would be around each other. My mum is Eastern European and she was raised to always take her shoes off in the house, but my dad never really did so mum would get mad if he ever came to visit and walked around with his shoes on
#15
My Mom Said This Was One Of My Favorite Things To Do As A Child
Swetha Umashankar 7 years ago
Her hair makes her look like a grown woman and so i was very confused
Chris Pitch 7 years ago
I don't know what to make of this. Should I laugh or tear my eyes out?
Nether Bandit 7 years ago
I used to hide in my pants too when I was that age. I still don't know why.
Flower Waheed 7 years ago
Am I the only one who thought it was photoshopped for a second😅 It doesn't help that I just left photoshop class 😂
Kyra ALIMIN [4A] 3 years ago
I think she dressed up as a pair of pants for Halloween... either that or she thinks there is a "wear oversized pants" trend... I think she's doing that trend wrong. I little too literal
#16
I Might Need To Have A Talk With My Daughter, But I'm Not Sure What I'd Even Say
Ben Smith 7 years ago
Run. Run far away now. It’s the beginning of a horror movie. Just get out
Mangoes'nRum 7 years ago
You Do need to have a talk with her. Specimens should be labelled properly.
La Petite Morte 7 years ago
Thank you! Plus collection date and time. Train them on labeling protocol early!!
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Jean van der Merwe 7 years ago
I admire her. She loves the animals, hates the barbies. Don’t people usually mount the heads of poor animals? She just took the road less travelled. Gary Larson would be proud.
#17
How I Find Out That My Son Tried To Access My Tablet
Will Quint 3 years ago
(Normal) (normal) (normal) (Realization) (Upset) (Sad)
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#18
I Too Have A Daughter Going Places
Nataliia Portillo 7 years ago
I can't unsee it to see the word the actually wanted her to find LOL
#19
My Friend's Son Struggling To Pick Up A Book
Aaron Kara 7 years ago
I wonder how long it was before they took their phone out to capture this epic struggle between book and child
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
Lol! Actually, I think he would fit in great at college. This looks like one of those exercises that can't be done, then the professor asks you to explain why that didn't work.
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David Viesta 7 years ago
Come on people, can't you see the child is stretching before starting his daily workout? The book is his yoga mat.
Judy Daniels 7 years ago
so No one wants to mention the poor moose in the corner looking but not being able to help
Donna Brubacher 5 years ago
Sometimes we make things harder than they need to be , like sharing toilet paper.
#20
My 7-Year-Old Sister Loves Dinosaurs But My Parents Got Her A Dollhouse For Christmas. This Is What I Came Home To Tonight
Erin 7 years ago
I remember having a phase where I REALLY liked tigers. I had a couple of them (toy ones of course!) but I kept getting Barbies. So I made my tigers eat them.
Susan Tellman 7 years ago
Some well-meaning but clueless acquaintance bought Barbies for my friends' two daughters because she thought they were missing out on something girlie precious. The kids buried them in the backyard, vertically and headfirst.
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Sharon Tiede 7 years ago
I love this! She is just herself, gives a f*#k what standards are and do what the hack she wants! You go girl!!! 💪🏼
#21
Our 6-Year-Old "Ran Away" Yesterday So We Told Him We Love Him And To Come Back If He Needs Anything. He Came Back And Took The Cat
Erin Jarboe 7 years ago
Uh, seriously. It's HIS hair. I'm sure HIS parents would cut it if THEY wanted to. When others' hairstyles bother you this much, it may be time to think about therapy.
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Night Owl 7 years ago
I'm jealous at him - for having such a chill cat that lets him carry her like that and for having such beautiful hair
Lily Targett 7 years ago
Totally a boy cat. Girl cats are crazy, boys are babies. And I speak this from experience
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Captain Marvel 7 years ago
Oh my god, the people in this comments section...I'm speechless. This boy has beautiful hair. Nothing else to say, except you're all judgemental jerks.
Char Char 7 years ago (edited)
Yes! To all the "hair haters" very sorry about your male patterned baldness.
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#22
In The Hospital With Pancreatitis, This Is The Get Well Soon Card And My Daughter Drew For Me
#23
Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick... My Kids... There's B*inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."
Pan Narrans 7 years ago
O WoW! That must have been great heaps of fun. Now, Dad, don't spoil it, just help them clean everything and laugh about it.
Nikki D 7 years ago
I am actually so jealous, I want thatany bubbles! And that sweet tub!
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Bobbi Newell 7 years ago
That's quite impressive! Fortunately, they have a tile floor and won't have to worry about vinyl peeling up...
#24
I'm A 42-Year-Old Male - I Grew Up With Female Cousins - Look What Those B**ches Used To Do To Me
Joey 7 years ago
Can't underestimate the power of a nice outfit and a great hairstyle! Ida never guessed youre 42 ;)
Ryan-Michele Eagleton 7 years ago
Proof that a boy putting on an article of "girls" clothing won't ruin him for life... calm down, overly reactionary gender-stereotype-obsessed parents...
#25
My Friend Got Her Daughter's Basketball Team Pictures Today
#26
My 2-Year-Old Just Handed Me This Action Figure And Asked Me If It Was My Mother-In-Law
#27
Lil Sister Weird
ispeak catanese 7 years ago
That filthy carpet will turn to mud the minute water splashes on it!
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KT Trondsen 7 years ago
WTF....and right beside all the electrical plug ins, wow....darwin parents of the year award goes to.....
#28
My 3 -Year-Old Nephew Asked If Grandma Bear Was Talking On Skype
athornedrose 7 years ago
makes sense to me. she's facing the picture frame with the family and it could be some kind of dr. seuss screen. incorrect but logically thought out on the kid's part
Bonnie Edwards 7 years ago
Its the Berenstein Bears. I don't think they have anything to do with Dr Seuss. That said, I'm sure every child these days would have to have that type of telephone explained.
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Wendy Emlinger (ManyTotems) 7 years ago
It's a mike with a detachable headphone. :)
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Bob 2.0 7 years ago
I will note that this type of phone is old enough that kids would have no reason to know about it. So, seeing the picture frame and all, it makes sense somewhat.
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#29
My Daughter And My Puppy Fight Over Who's Going To Warm Their Butt On The Vent In The Morning. The Baby Won Today. The Puppy Is Pouting About It
Frozengeckolover 6 years ago
We didn't have central heat growing up. We had gas heaters. It was so cozy standing next to one on cold mornings. When I moved out, my new place had the vents in the floors. I would sit on them, wrapped in a blanket when I got cold.
#30
"Gently Kiss The Dolphin"
Vancea Louisa 7 years ago
These parks are terrible tho, please don't get your kids there. Poor dolphins suffer a lot.
jevais 7 years ago
How awful to keep marin animals in swimming pools. This so cruel. Dolphins don't live a long time in such conditions. They are not pets, but extremely intelligent animals and suffer by being kept in captivity. The die from lung infections due to the chlorine in the water, in the wild the don't eat dead fish, this is another reason they die young, frozen food is not right for them. They are mistreated, they have to do tricks to get fed, snakes in captivity are better treated than Dolphins. Having this extremely bright animals kept in pools just for the pleasure stupid self centered humans is a crime against wild life. Please don't go to these Marin lands, the animals are very unhappy and fall ill very quickly. Don't be selfish and think befor paying money to these people who don't respect life.
David Viesta 7 years ago
Dolphin’s expression is hilarious: “I’m questioning all my life decisions right now”.
#31
My Child, The Realist
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What do you think ?
Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago
Yes. I will reread this and reread this. II actually laughed out loud.
love life you only live once 7 years ago
ha ha my sister did something that should be on here!She would not eat her dinner so my mom told her that she had not even touched her dinner.My sister looked through her little 3 year old lashes put her finger in her dinner and told my mom in the most cheerful voice in the world "i touched my dinner mommy i'm done!" and she got down from the table and walked into the living room
Phillip Moderow 7 years ago
Can I do what those people do in Chicago ? Vote early and vote often.
Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago
Yes. I will reread this and reread this. II actually laughed out loud.
love life you only live once 7 years ago
ha ha my sister did something that should be on here!She would not eat her dinner so my mom told her that she had not even touched her dinner.My sister looked through her little 3 year old lashes put her finger in her dinner and told my mom in the most cheerful voice in the world "i touched my dinner mommy i'm done!" and she got down from the table and walked into the living room
Phillip Moderow 7 years ago
Can I do what those people do in Chicago ? Vote early and vote often.
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