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Kids definitely have their pros and cons. Somedays they can be easy, while others - tough, annoying, and just weird. The only way to get through those bad days without losing any nerve cells is trying to look at everything with a little humour! Which is exactly what people do before tweeting about their recent experience with kids in the most hilarious way.
Want to see some of those tweets? Well, you're in luck, because Bored Panda has compiled a list of the funniest ones! Take a look below and don't forget to vote.
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
That's awesome she's so cute (non mom here) I'm assuming it's cute from 3rd party perspective
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Eleanor Orser 9 years ago
Hilarious! Once while working in kindergarten , one of the boys was wearing a tampon As a bracelet,,. He used the string to put over his wrist and he sat twirling the hanging tampon as he sat listening to the story on the carpet. When I kindly took it from him and placed it in an envelope in his mail box, he burst into tears. He was very annoyed I took away his bracelet!
Shelly Arensman-Hudson 9 years ago
A little boy I used to babysit came over one morning with a panty liner taped to his forehead. He had an "owie" and they were out of bandaids. He would not let me replace it with a bandaid from my supply.
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Puddin Tane 9 years ago
I was wondering, when I first looked at it, what sticker, now I see and am laughing.
Stephanie Stubbs 9 years ago
Years ago, my brothers used mine as airplane stickers and decorated my bedroom with them ????????
Diana Williams 9 years ago
Hahaha, once my nephew came out the bathroom with a pad on his forehead. We asked why and he said that he was told it was like a bandaid and had cut himself falling down.
Lesley Cauchie 9 years ago
I got into my mom's pads as a child, just after she had my brother...I sucked them all along the hallway wall..every single one of them.
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Amanda Panda 9 years ago
I just want someone to get as giddy to see me, as they do when they see the waiter bringing out their food!
Meredith Swan 9 years ago
most everything is better with ketchup. hot dogs, hamburgers...just a platform for ketchup.
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Deb Van T 9 years ago
Why are people going nuts over her? Hot dog princess is an actual cartoon character!
Veronica Hufana 9 years ago
Googling now. But thanks for downplaying an otherwise bad a*s girl power moment.
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Bruce Richards 9 years ago
That path to self entitlement, you've got to Nip it in the bud! Nip it! Nip it! Nip it!
Abby Rexroth 9 years ago
Skittles... yeah, I would have shared chocolate on the other hand, I would tell him to bite me.
Over Opinionated 9 years ago
The look of “your a jerk" depending on how long the flight was I'd get a little uneasy after a while
frederic eeckman 9 years ago
That's the evil child, the same one you can find when you are waiting in a queue, staring at you.
Donette Kingyens 9 years ago
This child should have been taught manners by his guardians and not been allowed to stare like this. Bad parentin, imho.
Richard Petch 9 years ago
Typical greedy yank kid, they want everything they set their eye's on, slap his greedy head.
blugeagua 9 years ago
How do you know this kid is a "yank"? You don't know where he's from.
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Puddin Tane 9 years ago
Yeah, I kinda agree. Cause once you get off the slide, it's back to reality. SIGH!
brandon sat 9 years ago
hhhmmmm..... https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=8&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwisx42z96fOAhWF7iYKHQHSA6sQtwIIOjAH&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DlPqI5jJjiNY&usg=AFQjCNE1SDPgClGaLYGz7CZdeulvv4lYZQ&sig2=AOswvFZyupWRIMGGejamqQ&bvm=bv.128617741,d.eWE
Melissa Mitchell 9 years ago
I turned 40 late last year, and my son informed me that I was now 'half way to dead'.....!
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Sara Nousiainen 9 years ago
when I was younger, my toy was a plastic duck, which you use to lure real ducks when you're hunting...
Donna Nelson 9 years ago
when my daughter was younger she would carry a big plastic Halloween rat with her everywhere
Lucretia Summers 9 years ago
My son has a blood covered zombie dog that he bought at a zombie festival. It's mouth and feet are covered in red paint. He carries it everywhere and whispers in its ear then looks piercingly at someone
Carly Fowler 9 years ago
Ahh my son had a thing for befriending coconuts and calling them tray. Would take it everywhere, then was devastated when we cracked one open because he wanted to see where the milk had gone (that old it dried out). Luckily we got another one from the shops ????????????
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Lisa-Marie Saunders 9 years ago
We can't see where they did the painting though, there's probably nail varnish all over the floor in the child's bedroom!
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Annie Horne 9 years ago
For all you who say it's fake for my 1st day of 6th grade I painted my own French manicure, and I would have hid the dog or cat away and cut there fur or did there nails at like 9 or 10 maybe even 11. I tried to shave my cats fur with my dad's electric razor once because I wanted my cat to look like a Spynx
Sophie Davidson 9 years ago
Your child has excellent motor skills lol. I don't think I could even do that
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Pieter Markey 9 years ago
At least she told you she is mad at you... Most of the time "there is nothing wrong".
blugeagua 9 years ago
And your just as misognist as he is. Perpetuating stereotypes like that, and treating women as though we're all the same rather than individual human beings.
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Veronica Hufana 9 years ago
HA! As a woman, I absolutely hate this about us. I've opted for full transparency and the man & I have been happier for it. #NatureVsNurture #ScrewGuessingGames #SpeakUp
Lia. 9 years ago
We should let go of the idea that men and women communicate differently. EVERYBODY communicates differently, regardless of stereotypes.
Lia. 9 years ago
Also, a talk with her would have taught her that she can trust you. She's a little kid. They can't verbalize their feelings very well.
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Gay Johnson 9 years ago
I had this same discussion with my husband yesterday...after 30+ years, he knows nothing means the opposite of nothing...:)
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
I'm betting her imaginary friend is. I had one I'm sure like everyone
Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
As long as he is imaginary it's okay. If it appears to be a real person, it would be worrying.
Load More Replies... Aurora Marionette 9 years ago
I did that too... and put gravel in because i was ordering mcdonalds and paying. we stopped having heat for a while after that... be grateful it's only conversation at this point.
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
I used to punish my parents by breaking my glasses and making them get new ones... till they gave up and my dad welded them together. I was forced to wear them and they looked terrible. I stopped punishing them with broken glasses
Mascha Koopmans 9 years ago
Freeze them and make a smoothie. An alternative for when life gives you lemons .. This kid should seriously learn about waste and how other people don't have access to fresh food and water like he does
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Richard Petch 9 years ago
Their batteries have run flat for a while, they are just recharging.
Meredith Swan 9 years ago
not actually standing up! my granddaughter did this all the time after jumping up and down for quite a while. had to put a pillow under her feet so she could bounce off something...she's a peanut.
Load More Replies... Mascha Koopmans 9 years ago
I love how the dog is also sleeping ????????????????????????????????
Chantal Ward 9 years ago
Or Sandman was passing by and just decided to give you a temporary treat lol
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Sharon Larrissey-Hemens 9 years ago
Better those than the cigarette ashes I'd get a face full of as a kid! lol
Stefan Andoni 9 years ago
Yeah, totally better, you can get rid of sunflower seeds but you can't get rid of cancer...
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Rosabel Goodman-Everard 9 years ago
My daughter once called the police on her toy phone and asked them to come rescue her from a dangerous madwoman - me.
Sergio Bicerra 9 years ago
Oh my! Hope they didn't send Woody or Buzz to arrest you! :)
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Melissa Miley 9 years ago
I am also Melissa with a 2 year old named Evan who thinks being inside is a punishment. Lol Thanks for the glimpse into my future!
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MD 9 years ago
Yea, two is cute, 10 means bruises you can't account for, a minimum of three talking at once and someone is going to get hurt.
Mascha Koopmans 9 years ago
Three kids and a dog give you bruises, scratches and cuts already
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Shinomi Chan 9 years ago
My sisters kids especially. The second smallest one always start a fight with the smallest one, and the only thing to calm the down is random kids songs from youtube. The smallest always starts dancing to the beat.
Zombie Gurl 9 years ago
Well have you handled 13 kids before whether they are whining, arguing and still having fun? Still a group of kids IS a migraine
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Amber Tetreault 9 years ago
Why are you such a Troll on any/everything parenting? I HIGHLY doubt you're AT ALL perfect.
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Lisa Dibari Demuth 9 years ago
He looks like he's way beyond his time. Doesn't he look older than seven minutes old? Scary .....
John Buchman 9 years ago
and what are you doing here Hans, other than trying to disenchant the child more?
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
My father's an engineer and I was building a bird house out of construction paper and when he said it's not gonna make it outside I said I know it's my prototype. He was so surprised. I don't remember myself apparently I was 3
Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago
He's right. Children with moustaches were one of the earliest ideas.
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lǝɔɹɐɯ lınʞ 9 years ago
This https://twitter.com/darndesttruisms account is also hilarious ;-)
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
Before my sister had my niece I didn't know you could paint an entire 60lbs dog with one cup of pudding
Lara Strawbridge 9 years ago
Your reply made me laugh more than any of the posts! I would pay to see a picture of that!
Load More Replies... Jennifer Crompton 8 years ago
You should see what a kid can do with the box of baking soda from the fridge. 😲
Cindy MacTaggart 9 years ago
I didn't know my child hated Twinkies - He shoved "it" into every orifice of his car seat. I didn't know a Car seat had that many places to stash Twinkie bits. It's been 9 years of NO twinkies in the car.
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Alexis 9 years ago
You are ought to see someone hiding behind a chainlink fence, so he is caloing this kid stupid.
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Sergio Bicerra 9 years ago
Actually, she and her friend making that decision instead of arguing means very good parenting... or a very tasty cheese.
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Bianca deLeigh 9 years ago
Hans the only stupid things here are your ridiculous comments. Can you kindly shut up?
4 years ago
Can you kindly keep your thoughts to yourself? If you haven't anything nice to say, don't speak
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
Again take a joke good Lord your a sour grape
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
This is when Photoshop comes in handy with that many you should be able to make a good one.. maybe
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Brianna Bastian 9 years ago
its funny he probably knew what it was and wanted to make other people laugh.
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Holleigh Bennett 9 years ago
Hans, seriously, why try to ruin every post? Lighten up a bit, you may enjoy life more!
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Shinomi Chan 9 years ago
Followed by Deadpool's: "Aw what the heck, let's just paaarteeeeh!" voice.
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Over Opinionated 9 years ago
How the hell did he do that?!?! the kids the anti Houdini. The you door in the back had to be opened.
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Csenge Tóth 9 years ago
I have wanted to touch knives and cut things ever since I was a toddler. This September I'm starting med school to become a surgeon! :) keep that kid motivated!
bryson hahn 2 years ago
I'm glad for your accomplishments! but this could have ended really badly......
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Barbora Jedina 9 years ago
Sounds exactly like my 3yo niece ???? me: what do you want to do when you grow up? Almost 3yo: cut things
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John Buchman 9 years ago
Hans you need to study mammals and insects, more so the difference therein.
Shinomi Chan 9 years ago
If a kid ever tries asking me that... I'll just use the good old stork story.
Samuel Jay Brown 9 years ago
I find that weird does the stork just peck a baby in the mother otherwise what do they tell older sibs?
Load More Replies... Over Opinionated 9 years ago
It's the same enough for a child. What would u have said instead the male pounces on the female and humps her brains out?.
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Victoria Hammond 9 years ago
No comment from Hans? Oh I was looking forward to being disappointed. Lol. (Just jesting before it's taken personally.)
Natalia Díaz 9 years ago
He got away with it! Everyone's looking for Hans' comments haha
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Miranda Leonard 9 years ago
My 3 year old comes up to me and always says, Mommy, i make you a baby??!?! When she wants me to hold her like ber 3 month old brother!!!!!!!
Shinomi Chan 9 years ago
Aren't toddlers so cute when they say whatever they want? Then later they realize the meaning of their words and they're all like: "Mooooom! Don't bring that up again!" xD
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Shinomi Chan 9 years ago
Oh kids... First they want to touch EVERYTHING. and then they realize it wasn't such a good idea.. xD
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Krystal-Dawn Jackson 9 years ago
Feed her blueberries and apple sauce for a couple days then integrate both with lots of water into her diet. Kids tend to eat so much junk, yogurt, crackers, and cheese it backs them up. Those 3 things added to her diet will make her bowels super soft and easy :) had to do this with my daughter a couple years ago and she hasn't had an issue since! Good luck :) (I buy frozen blueberries and make her a smoothie with lunch, blueberry apple smoothie with a touch of vanilla and some vanilla almond milk in a cup with a straw and if you really want to get some extra goodness into her add some roasted hemp seeds for some omegas, it's delicious and she'll think it's a treat!! But packed full of awesomeness that will help her in many ways including pooping!!) Good luck :)
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Laura Routzahn 9 years ago
Scool project maybe? Milk cartons from lunches? A little common sense goes a long way...
brandon sat 9 years ago
now the real question here is how and why does the mom have 20 milk cartons at their house...do people really go through that much milk to actually still have at least 20 cartons that haven't been thrown out yet.
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Kate Smith 9 years ago
That is an easy fix.. Now the real trick is when the sandwich was cut into triangles and they wanted squares!
Kilo James 9 years ago
Naw that easy you just put two triangles together and you got squares.
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Catherine Bowerman 9 years ago
My kid brother used to open a pop, take a few sips, put it back in the fridge and say 'Don't drink my pop, I spit in it!'
Jennifer Crompton 8 years ago
My little sister used to lick all of the cookies in the package so no one else would eat them. 😂
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Daniel Mallory 8 years ago
hes implying impregnating you or having your baby
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Shinomi Chan 9 years ago
Wow o_o that's.. Pretty darn impressive. The only thing I ever did was climb on the couch back and walk across.
Cherie 9 years ago
My mum said I was climbing the back fence by the time I was two. And my youngest beat that by unlatching the yard gate when he was 10 months old. Kids constantly amaze me.
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Angela Giacomelli 9 years ago
Are you really arguing about taking a photo instead of saving the kid? Just use your eyes better, there are keys to lock the window, so if she's starting touching the keys, the mother has plenty of time to go and grab her before the kid can actually open (if it opens, because toddlers are complete idiots with keys). So what's your problem , just look better.
Amber Tetreault 9 years ago
What the hell is your problem? IF you even are a parent - you have GOT to be the MOST helicopter parent of all. Holy s**t.
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Jennifer Crompton 8 years ago
It looks like a photo filter to me. There are tons of them in the little photoshop type options on a smartphone camera. They will highlight and tint the photo any color you choose.
Load More Replies... Jeanne Deaux 9 years ago
Did he also photoshopped the picture? Because the person who did this so badly can't be older than 1.
brandon sat 9 years ago
also why is the formula on ice?. I don't know of any babies(well both of mine anyways) that like cold formula. I know he was trying to be funny, but still...kinda dumb.
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Shinomi Chan 9 years ago
That moment when kids learn there are more than one snack flavor.... o_o *shivers*
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Crystal Yost 9 years ago
Mine did the same only a mixture of big baby Legos, and a toy Popeye. It was expensive!
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What do you think ?
Lauren Webster 9 years ago
What I've learned...parenting can be hilarious. Hans is an a*****e and I hope he doesn't breed!
blugeagua 9 years ago
I was having fun with this until I saw #4. Such gross misognist stereotyping coming from that dad. I'm a bit disappointed in you Bored Panda
April Ransom 9 years ago
You dummy, Hotdog Princess is from Adventure Time. She's an actual princess
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Donna Buckley 8 years ago
I love it ! That's kids they make u laugh or sometimes cry , but their so very special @ unique ! 😄😀💓💓
Lauren Webster 9 years ago
What I've learned...parenting can be hilarious. Hans is an a*****e and I hope he doesn't breed!
blugeagua 9 years ago
I was having fun with this until I saw #4. Such gross misognist stereotyping coming from that dad. I'm a bit disappointed in you Bored Panda
April Ransom 9 years ago
You dummy, Hotdog Princess is from Adventure Time. She's an actual princess
Load More Replies... Donna Buckley 8 years ago
I love it ! That's kids they make u laugh or sometimes cry , but their so very special @ unique ! 😄😀💓💓
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