65 Hilarious Tweets About Babies

was worth a try if you ask me...

So me!

Lol.... this was me with my last 2

Hilarious. I never understood why people don't use the actual age past 12 months. Makes it easier for the rest of us.

But if you try to name a baby with an unusual name nobody you know has then ending up with something really terrible. I came across a naming book, which has a caegory, such as "music" -- musical, opera, etc. "art" -- Gogh, Picaso, etc.

This is my parents.

I think the parent wins on that one.

oh yess my child turned 288 months old isnt that precious?

I don't think the parents of the baby know how libraries work

FB timeline gets flooded by baby pictures whenever a friend gets one

Maaan! I'm crying a little on the inside as I read this...

This is true with cats and dogs.

DAMN! There goes that idea.

Tom is a Vulcan. They don't get the subtle nuances of human humour

Sounds like something I would say.

Hahahahah that's great ;)

Year jerkingly hilarious. Lmfao x 100000

Nice!! :))

How truuuuuuueeeee! hahahahahaha

But you know who do need pockets? Girls do. Clothing industry, it's time for a change.

there's no hormonal urge to make a salad

...This one really got me!

Hahahha!!

THAT is awesome! The comment, not the game

You can just turn it off though. Right? Isn't there an off button on baby monitors?

Lmao!

Hahaha ????????

But u did

:D

This is my bro when he is at Chipotle! Haha!!!

Omg I read this as we pull up to dunkin and the kids ask for bagels lmao

baby boss has no concept of object permanence. I wish baby boss was my boss

Cause we know there is no such thing

yes it sure is and not elegant either

There was a guy at my work who looked like a baby because he had no hair and had food on his face a lot.

Technically we don't see our nose though...

Lol

To be took care of,,,sigh

lol laughing so hard right now

Lol

Yeah, right. That's what I call a joint, too. A tiny, tiny burrito.

as a science i can confirm

To cute

That's funny!

YES

Hint hint

How anyone had kids before Google is beyond me

??? Lol

If the cheesecake is going to make you want to escape to a happy place more than 20 hours a day for a few years... Then yes, it's almost the same.

Conchobar

Lol

Lol

Dead neighbor

Missed my mother when pooping, maybe next time I'll get lucky with dad

Ew, why isn't this in the negatives?

Hello Vatican?

that's not funny...at all.