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People Are Cracking Up At This “Funny Kids Test Answers” Instagram Page And Here Are 24 Of The Best Posts
We often talk about different people's ingenious and non-standard solutions in critical situations, but there are those who have unconventional thinking, as they say, in their blood, from birth. We mean children.
Indeed, almost all children are born with absolutely non-standard thinking, which then we, adults, drive into the narrow framework and corridors of the reality we have created. As a result, we tend to consider any original decision made in adulthood as a manifestation of genius.
However, there are always critical moments when even children accustomed to stereotypes and standardization turn on their natural creativity to the fullest. Yes, we are talking about tests and exams, and if the child has not really studied school material yet, then the genius of their creative solutions is impressive.
Remember those stories about the job tests at Google or Tesla? It seems that any of these kids, whose smart and witty answers Bored Panda compiled in a special list for you, would easily pass these tests. Or maybe, who knows, some of them have already been contacted by recruiters from Silicon Valley? At least these answers were collected on this dedicated Instagram account.
Anyway, feel free to scroll down, comment and enjoy, and if this is not enough for you, we have more. Just look here: one, two and even three! The creative show must definitely go on!
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what is mark is a girl, or non-binary. damn, the person that wrote this is so sexist. /j
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I mean, the question didn't ask why Mark IS right (which he is, due to his much larger sample size); it asks why Mark THINKS he's right. And we can't see inside Mark's head, and Mark isn't even real, so this answer would be as accurate as any other.
The hypothetical Mark is justified in asuming that a 50% poll is more accurate than a poll of just 10%. Madrk thinks he's right because he is right.
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Ironically, women are far more likely to be more thorough on this sort of data than men. Primarily because they are constantly second-guessed by males.
Trick question. Answer is neither. Because together they only asked 180 outta 300 so they are still missing a significant portion of responses
True, but he still can think his poll is truer because he asked 5 times the number of people that she asked.
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Mary only asked 10% of the class, Mark asked 50% Mark s conclusions are more acurtate and that is why he think so.
Never mind that Mark did the work and Mary didn't, so she could cry and point and shout "BECAUSE HE'S A MAN!"
From someone who's graded K- Junior College assignments, that's not a child's handwriting. For those saying "she" is in 10th grade, it does not mention the test-taker's gender or grade level. The students in the problem are year 10. If 10th gr/ yr 10 students are getting questions this easy, the education system is in more trouble than I thought
Actually, I'm pretty sure this question is on the ASU entrance exam and it's worth 60% of the mark...
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On a year 7 geometry test the question asked the students to name 3 different types of angles. One student wrote Michael, Gabriel and Charlie. My favourite marking moment of all time, unfortunately they didn't receive any marks
Charlie isn't in the bibl..... ohhh, yea fair enough.
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Sexist joke about men: lol, funny. That’s true! Same sexist joke about women: wtf, that’s awful. It’s literally the same joke about about each sex, men = evil and it’s fair game, but don’t you dare make the same joke about women 🤦♂️
Sexist jokes about men are still bad, it's just the thousands of years of female suppresion makes people think a little less about the men.
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Like a good third of them. They ask a question for a 2nd grader and the handwriting is better than anyone I personally know
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A lot of these just seem like adults pretending to be kids for internet attention
If Geoff is in a train going 60kph and his Granny is coming back from the toilet on the train back towards Geoff walking at 2kph. Then what is Geoff’s hamster’s name?
Geoff is facing backwards on the train. Geoff is travelling at 37.28 mph. His Granny is coming back to him from the rear toilet, at 2 kph. Therefore every step she takes is at 39mph. She is taking 39mph steps. This is a clue to Geoff's secret, he has hidden the secret to the 39 steps in the name of his hamster. Geoff's hamster is called Richard Hannay.
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Some strangers invited us for lunch after visiting a local church and we were introduced to the children when we arrived at their home. The little boy said he was a boy and as strong as superman. When the little girl introduced herself, it went something like "I'm a girl; I'm 3", "how do you know you're a girl" (like, are you superwoman or something). No, she said she was beautiful and that's how she knew she was a girl.
When I started UK senior school at the age of 11, there was an experiment for girls to study Technical Drawing instead of Needlework. One day we had to draw and label a tangent, meaning a line which touches a circle, but does not intersect it. I drew mine and labelled it 'A Trident'. The teacher tried to tell me off, but couldn't restrain his laughter.
Shows my age. These written comments/answers sorta remind me of the Art Linkletter segment on "House Party" long ago called "Kids Say The Darndest Things."
On a year 7 geometry test the question asked the students to name 3 different types of angles. One student wrote Michael, Gabriel and Charlie. My favourite marking moment of all time, unfortunately they didn't receive any marks
Charlie isn't in the bibl..... ohhh, yea fair enough.
Load More Replies... Sexist joke about men: lol, funny. That’s true! Same sexist joke about women: wtf, that’s awful. It’s literally the same joke about about each sex, men = evil and it’s fair game, but don’t you dare make the same joke about women 🤦♂️
Sexist jokes about men are still bad, it's just the thousands of years of female suppresion makes people think a little less about the men.
Load More Replies... Like a good third of them. They ask a question for a 2nd grader and the handwriting is better than anyone I personally know
Load More Replies... A lot of these just seem like adults pretending to be kids for internet attention
If Geoff is in a train going 60kph and his Granny is coming back from the toilet on the train back towards Geoff walking at 2kph. Then what is Geoff’s hamster’s name?
Geoff is facing backwards on the train. Geoff is travelling at 37.28 mph. His Granny is coming back to him from the rear toilet, at 2 kph. Therefore every step she takes is at 39mph. She is taking 39mph steps. This is a clue to Geoff's secret, he has hidden the secret to the 39 steps in the name of his hamster. Geoff's hamster is called Richard Hannay.
Load More Replies... Some strangers invited us for lunch after visiting a local church and we were introduced to the children when we arrived at their home. The little boy said he was a boy and as strong as superman. When the little girl introduced herself, it went something like "I'm a girl; I'm 3", "how do you know you're a girl" (like, are you superwoman or something). No, she said she was beautiful and that's how she knew she was a girl.
When I started UK senior school at the age of 11, there was an experiment for girls to study Technical Drawing instead of Needlework. One day we had to draw and label a tangent, meaning a line which touches a circle, but does not intersect it. I drew mine and labelled it 'A Trident'. The teacher tried to tell me off, but couldn't restrain his laughter.
Shows my age. These written comments/answers sorta remind me of the Art Linkletter segment on "House Party" long ago called "Kids Say The Darndest Things."
