50 Epic Children’s Product Design Fails That Are So Bad, It’s Hard To Believe They Actually Happened

Merry Pissmas !!

Totally false. Pandas are notorious for not shagging enough

No.

Circumcised and uncircumcised

My spider sense isn’t the only thing tingling.

With that dilation, baby Pika will soon be arriving

What sadist thought this up?!?!

“I don’t smell strawberry. I just smell blood.”

Why does the giraffe look like it has been possessed by a demon?

Aside from J, N, Q and U missing, don't look at M.

Oh, my parents gave me that as a child!

"Oh, it has bubbles. Must be a fizzy red drink...YUM!"

Suicide bomber training

Looks like it belongs in 5NAF good gawds

Start the kids sniffing glue early. Who on Earth came up with this :(

Don't lick it, cos Toad

item 9 was inserted after one kid a year ealier brought in a dried-up turd, I guess?

What's the problem here? I can't see anything wrong with either content or design.

smell the rock? Does it smell Rocky?

That my homework every time i take the dogs for a walk. There's something really satisfying about searching for and finding a really awesome rock!

I has to be a good colour!

This is from a childrens' book called "Everybody Needs a Rock" by Caldecott winning author Byrd Baylor. Her works often contain southwestern and native american motifs.

I think this is wholesome. Teaching the kids to be curious, living in the moment and release stress. Very valuable base to have.

In first grade we were reading about D**k and Jane. When did kids start learning about geology? I feel cheated.

Maybe don't sniff the rock...

15k a year... oh lawd

Getting to know nature in a whole new way.

Smell what the Rock is cookin'

throw rock at school window ( directly into principal's office) with homework wrapped around it so your teacher can get fired for teaching you how to find dumb rocks as an assignment whilst your father pays a s**t load for you to learn other useful things you could be doing with your time.

Why doesn't the teacher start their sentences with capital letters, and end them all with full stops?

number 9 tho

11. One you see on run to grab it before it runs away

Can't read yet? Then forget it!

Money well spent.

Can rocks hear??

"Back when I was a young'n", you sent a kid outside. He'd find a rock.

I love all the typos and lack of capitalization on every new parameter. Has the teacher in fact passed first grade?

Smell a rock? Not even going to go there. Not work 15K a year.

Smell it? I think finding a rock is one of those “wing it” situations. All the fun is gone when you make rules for finding a rock. $15k a year; well spent!

If I saw a kid smelling rocks I would have some questions

Must have been written by the government

11. What noise does it make when it hits your neighbour's window?

Ah the Betsy DeVos Chapter School for advancing 1st graders into Kindergarten at a Public School.

And this is why private school does not necessarily mean better.

Wasting your money on private school.

But smart enough to correct the mistake.

*me who lives in the desert* there’s a rock, oh wait but there’s another one! No but this one is cute, so is that one..

SMELL IT

i'm impressed that the first graders can read these instructions. :-P

The grammar makes me twitch

I've been doing it wrong all my life.....Damn!

Smell the rock??