50 Times Kids Did Something So Ridiculously Stupid, Their Parents Just Had To Document It

So wholesome. I can't tell the two boys apart either.

He's gonna major in the Allodynia of the Auricle.

It’s me. I’m that kid.

Nom the feesh

Fresh sushi?!?

I wonder if his nickname is Sushi Boy?

Forget the fish, I have never before seen siblings' toes so identical that they could be brothers!

Instant sushi.

I Am That One Kid

ma I swallowed the fish!

LOL

Ha. Ha.!! So true.

Gotta love this one.

Love this.

Oh, so funny!

Hungy child

I am the broken kid that lost all smarts and brain cells even thou I am the smartest in my family

im the one eating the still live fish bc I can't cook

I am that kid if that kid accidentally fell into a lake and cought it that way

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And it's usually the one who'll get all the hand me downs to wear!!!

Hilarious.

well he's not wrong there - sashimi anyone?

Yes we all do.

My younger daughter Jessie

Hopefully they took the hook out first

Actually he's the smartest one. He knows the fish is supposed to be eaten. :)

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Every person on earth has seen this a million times

I legit respect that kid,

the grass is always greener...

Did you know that you can use a dry erase marker to leave Tooth Fairy messages on the bathroom mirror and get your kids to floss, too?

Satan: "Let me just say, I'm a big fan"

Me a 38 yo *Taking notes*

Poor kid. The look of triumph on his face tho

Title is wrong...it should be 'Snitches end up in ditches'

Sounds like a plot to a kids movie tbh

My kids just take my hiding spot and tell me to go count. They think they are so clever

Cakey will remember your sins

This really sounds like something Calvin would say in a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip

It's not stupid, if it works.

Easy. Show us and them the Cat.

Just a friendly reminder

December 13th- To do list: "Cry about Leg"

If the kid was famous, the value of it would go up

Oh no oh no

Ow

I think I remember this one. His dad is the body builder and he tried to give him a hug but it didn't go so well

Have you heard the sounds turtles make when mating? My daughter did when she was 4 or 5 at a zoo.It is LOUD and unmistakable. She then proceeded to mimic the sounds, just as loudly if not louder, for the rest of the visit. I was laughing, i was mortified, I was explaining to strangers ("Just turtles, you see..."), i was explaining the birds and the bees and the turtles and then I was laughing again which only encouraged her. I levelled up as a person that day

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Yesterday, before I could stop it, I had a 9 year old student ask his friends sitting in his group, “Can I tickle your pickle?” And his one friend, who is a girl, responded with such sass, “I don’t have a pickle. I’m a girl.” And the look of sheer confusion that crossed his face told me that he had no clue what kind of euphemism he was using. Innocent babe. Then the realization hit him… and the look of utter panic set in when he realized just what he had been asking his friends to do… “OMG! No! I take it back! I didn’t meant THAT!” (Side note: I did address his comment later on, privately, so as not to embarrass him. I told him it wasn’t school appropriate. He agreed. 😆)

I once got a foster kid that wouldn’t eat anything I cooked. Pre-packaged cereal and stuff was OK, but not an actual meal. After about a week, I was getting worried. Then one day, we drove past McDonald’s and she was ecstatic. I was tired, so I decided McDonald’s for dinner wasn’t a bad idea. She ate it all. Which gave me an idea. I had some high school students who worked there, so I arranged to buy some of their hamburger boxes. That night we ate spaghetti from McDonald’s… and she ate every bite! The next day, it was roasted chicken, mashed potatoes, and green beans from McDonald’s. Again, she ate it all. (Turns out, her bio parents never cooked. McDonald’s was all she knew.)

They were probably so proud of their s**t

There's an Impostor Among Us

I swear the string never stops coming out in those things!