“I Didn’t Realize He Was Joking Until I Was Like 14”: 40 Hilarious Cases Of ‘Kid Logic’

This reminds me of the tiny people who lived in the tv set.

That’s hilarious! 😂

once i thought that when i played spotify the singers would play the sing i was listening to and i though "man tokyo machine is gonna spend a lot of time in the spotify building today"

When the national public radio was established the singers and players were really on stage and their performances were actually broadcasted alive. My late grandfather ha

I always wondered how they got across town so fast, so they could play it another radio station.

This is what my UKG teachers used to tell us

My dad could turn traffic lights green at his command. .... of course, later I realised that he just paid attention to the rythm of the lights, and gave the order juuust before they were turning green anyway

Makes perfect sense, especially if your parents did not use their turn signals.

This was me haha

Along similar lines, I thought my stuffed animals had feelings and I piled all of them in my bed with me every night for fear of making them sad by leaving them out.

That's sooooo cute

When I was about 6, I would throw the clam shells back in the ocean so other mollusks could have a home.

You invented the subcription model as a kid. Now it's reality: you use the seat heating in your Bimmer (that you already paid for - don't think they lose a single cent if you don't subscribe) and the factory gets your money again. And again, and again...

Ummm anyone noticed that she got hit by a car 🤷🏽‍♀️

He's probably retired by now. But thank you for remember his kindness,

When I was little if I was bleeding I would lick off the blood even though it was gross I thought it went back into your body lol.

Hahaha, along these lines, my cousin used to think that when the film said "10 years later" they actually waited 10 years to continue filming. Lol

Same here

i used to think that when someone died in a movie they actually had super enhanced ai that would remove parts of an image with pinpoint accuracy so that the actors didnt cry

I mean that’s happened a few times, I think in some Indiana Jones movie or smthn

According to my dad, my great grandmother thought this as well and was terrified when one of her children wanted to try becoming an actor.

I often wonder whether dogs think like this. My furry friend is coming to visit tomorrow, but the last time she saw me was at her house, and now she is coming to mine. :D

brilliant... confused young minds are hilarious and genuis

A kid's mind is a wonderful thing.

I was born in 1981 and all my childhood photos were in color, usually Polaroids, but my kids make me feel like I was born in 1881 cuz I’m from another century

Natural question, when you always see pictures from old times in black and white only.

My kid didn't say that as a question, more like a statement. When you were a kid colour wasn't invented yet. I was born in 1979.

yes,my younger brother did this and I still use it as a reference to long ago "way back when the world was in black and white"

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I'm embarrassed to admit that I was way too old when I learned this wasn't an actual fact. I grew up on a man made island, natural peninsula and it was just common knowledge that you learn at a young age. I'm pretty sure there's quite a few older locals that still think this is factual.

Wish it was true. 🥺

You can’t?

I remember wondering if it was true when I was little.

That is an awesome theory.

the chalk lines only exist in the TV and film world, just like the hitting of the judges gavel to pass sentence

theyre not?

what if there was no outline?