30 Of The Funniest Posts From The ‘IT Humor And Memes’ Facebook Group (New Pics)

A robot could answer this. "Dynamics, such as decrescendos, are fundamental tools in music composition and performance to shape and convey the intended emotional and expressive qualities of a piece. They allow for variations in volume, creating contrast and highlighting different sections or elements within the music. However, the interpretation of a decrescendo as a metaphor or symbolic gesture within the context of thematic material can depend on various factors, such as the overall composition, lyrics (if applicable), and the audience's perception. While dynamics can contribute to the overall emotional impact of a piece, the specific meaning and metaphorical associations will be shaped by the composition as a whole. If you are concerned about a decrescendo being interpreted as heavy-handed metaphorically, it may be helpful to consider other musical elements, such as harmony, melody, rhythm, and instrumentation, to ensure that the overall composition supports your intended message"

Very well said! I wouldn't be able to answer this without playing them all first. :)

The only acceptable form of cat calling

Hi, is this the cat of the house? May I interest you in a monthly subscription of kitty treats to your kitty flap?

Catfishing

(ভ_ ভ) ރ ／/ ┊ \＼ ...and take this upvote with ya lol

If this cat isn’t named Major Tom, humanity missed a major opportunity

Too true. Maybe AI has been around in printers all along.

All of this was beautiful

this was funny. I liked the "printer ink made from unicorn blood..."

gogy indeed!!

GOGY!!!

404 is an error message on computers. When it shows up it says "404 error site not found" or something like that

That sound could crack the enamel of your teeth.

I miss that sound, oddly enough. At the pet hospital I worked at, we had a credit card machine that used to make that sound well after dial-up was not a thing anymore. People used to stare at it in horror and children used to marvel at the now obsolete sound.

I just read the manual and learned how to mute the connection tones

I just muted mine the sound settings allowed it

Ahhh...one of the people who did not know you could turn the sound off.

LOL same

Ha! I did that so grandkids wouldn't hear.

Saaaaaaame!

AOL chat rooms were always booming after 10pm

Me too!

You had a phone in your bedroom?

Waaaay cheaper to get a new one. Though the moral implications are not quite the same.

Mine had a fit when I fed it a non-genuine magenta cartridge and peed it all over the inside of the printer and desk. I now have a laser as well.

Same.

It's on life support.

A new battery and an SSD will make it better.

I used to use my mom’s old laptop all the time and it pretty much had the same problem. She eventually got me a new one because the old laptop was so slow

That's an easy fix of getting a new battery. Some battery barn out there will make one that fits, and it'll probably be $20-30 at most.

new battery time? You might be surprised to get them still.