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In the world of social media, you'll occasionally stumble upon a gem that makes you laugh and facepalm simultaneously at the situation. Today’s topic also revolves around that but from an American’s perspective on certain things. What sort of things you might be thinking? Well, think of something along the lines of English spelling that twists the American mind into a flurry of confusion at times. The British "realise" with an 's' might just as well be a whole new language for some.

Oh, and clocks, those ticking conundrums, which, apparently, in Europe, have evolved beyond the need for numbers... Some Americans might gaze in bafflement at that, wondering if the Europeans have a special temporal sixth sense. And well, well, well, who could forget the heated debates over Celsius and Fahrenheit? "Boiling water at 100 degrees? Surely not!" Only to be gently nudged towards the revelation that temperature, like tea preferences, varies greatly from one side of the Atlantic to the other.

The said cultural differences have clearly turned into a form of amusing content, spawning memes that travel faster than the speed of light—or should we say the speed of 'misunderstandings going viral'?

#1

A True Patriot

A True Patriot

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flower petals
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you’re full of Bible and not much else 😁

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    Hope Y’all Are Enjoying Those Gas Prices

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    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats wrong with screenshots having other languages anyway?

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    As we mentioned previously, social media is full of moments where we just have to shake our heads and laugh at certain situations. Americans sometimes give everyone a good laugh without meaning to, just by being themselves. Like when someone asks why all screenshots are in a "European language" and gets the reply that, yep, there's a whole world out there beyond the U.S. borders. It’s a bit like realizing your neighborhood is way bigger than you thought!

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    It’s Well Known That 5/4 People Have Problems With Fractions

    It’s Well Known That 5/4 People Have Problems With Fractions

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they not teach about signs for comparison? The crocodile always goes to the bigger number

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    #5

    Two Types Of Nations: Those Who Use Metric, And Those Who Went To The Moon

    Two Types Of Nations: Those Who Use Metric, And Those Who Went To The Moon

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    Anne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the women in Europe are more free than the women in the US.

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    Oh, and when talking about more examples (specifically talking about content in this post) there are some times when someone's showing off their American pride, but oops, they've actually tweeted the Liberian flag—talk about a geography oopsie! Or when people are arguing about politics and someone points out the mess right now, and all you can do is laugh (or cry a little). It’s all in good fun, though.

    #6

    Because The English Language Comes From America

    Because The English Language Comes From America

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    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'MURICA. THE LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF JESUS AND THE BIRTHPLACE OF ENGLISH/s

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    #7

    "Our Music Is By Far Superior"

    "Our Music Is By Far Superior"

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    #8

    Celsius, Pennsylvania. Duh

    Celsius, Pennsylvania. Duh

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celsius is one of the countries in the continent of Metric.

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    Unfortunately for some Americans though, the internet is a place that doesn’t let anyone forget these slip-ups. They turn into memes and jokes that zip around the globe. We all get a kick out of it, whether we're from the U.S. or somewhere else. Honestly, these little situations seem to show up every day, and they remind us that perhaps... America's got its own way of seeing things.

    #9

    I’m At A Loss For Words With This One

    I’m At A Loss For Words With This One

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    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Sad native but not native to the place where their native to noises*/s

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    #10

    American Jesus

    American Jesus

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are actually plenty of people out there wearing T-shirts that say ‘Jesus was an American’, and a portrait of him with guns in his hands.. The brown skinned, Middle Eastern, non English speaking pacifist guy.. 🫨

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    #11

    The Greatest You Say?

    The Greatest You Say?

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    Superb Owl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the greatest fighting force the world has ever known fought in exactly one war, which it lost?

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    And to add to this whole debate, let's not forget that Americans talk about their weight in pounds, so folks from other places might scratch their heads, because they're all about those kilograms, you know? Then there’s the temperature talk that sends everyone into a tizzy. Say "It's thirty degrees outside" to someone from the States, and they might just think you're in the middle of a snowstorm, not a nice spring day.

    #12

    Person Forgets That Not Everyone Is American

    Person Forgets That Not Everyone Is American

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... what? A German speaking German? How dare they!!! 🤣

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    #13

    Middle Hemisphere

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    #14

    An American In London

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    #15

    Not Everybody Is American

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    #16

    They Are Never Foreign, Because The Whole World Is 'Murica

    They Are Never Foreign, Because The Whole World Is 'Murica

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    #17

    It Should Have 52 Stars Not 1

    It Should Have 52 Stars Not 1

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes they do, my school library had a flag in front of it.

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    #18

    The Entitlement Of Some Of These Tourists

    The Entitlement Of Some Of These Tourists

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that depending on their position, an airport employee should be able to speak some amount of English if they’re dealing with foreign travellers

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    #19

    American Flag

    American Flag

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    Cé Vi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lack of general knowledge is terrifying

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    #20

    Spain In Pain

    Spain In Pain

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    FreeDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will blow his mind probably to hear that Dutch is spoken in The Netherlands, also incorrectly known worldwide as Holland. And that it has tropical beaches.

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    #21

    In America, 42% Is The Majority

    In America, 42% Is The Majority

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    #22

    I Would Have Answered Him In Light-Years Since It's A Unit Recognised By Everyone

    I Would Have Answered Him In Light-Years Since It's A Unit Recognised By Everyone

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    #23

    Queen Is America's Answer To The UK Beatles

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    #24

    Some Responses By Americans On A Reel, Where Comedian Michael McIntyre Was Joking About The Differences Between US English And UK English During An Interview

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    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tim Berners-Lee invented the web, which started what we call internet today and still is the most important part. Americans designed The Internet Protocol as a common communication method for all computers in the world, widely known as TCP/IP. Both magnificent works.

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    #25

    Do Italians Drive To Malta To Fill Up Their Tanks?

    Do Italians Drive To Malta To Fill Up Their Tanks?

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    #26

    Don't You Just Love It When Someone Tries To Correct Your Already Correct Spelling

    Don't You Just Love It When Someone Tries To Correct Your Already Correct Spelling

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    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look world! It turns out that our own spelling was wrong the entire time!

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    #27

    Travels To A Country In Another Continent, But Expects To Find The Same Brands That Are In The US

    Travels To A Country In Another Continent, But Expects To Find The Same Brands That Are In The US

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I know all the proper non-brand names of the d***s I might need. Tylenol = Acetaminophen. Claritin = Loratadine. Advil = Ibuprofen. And about a dozen others.

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    #28

    For Reference, Longitude Is A Music Festival In Ireland And The Drinking Age Here Is 18

    For Reference, Longitude Is A Music Festival In Ireland And The Drinking Age Here Is 18

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    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What country would allow the U.S. to dictate their drinking rules? We have different ages here in Canada, depends what province you're in.

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    #29

    I'm From Ireland And Hearing Someone Call Munster A County Just Makes Me Cringe

    I'm From Ireland And Hearing Someone Call Munster A County Just Makes Me Cringe

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Munster is a small town in Germany :-)

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    #30

    The Good Old Universal "British Accent"

    The Good Old Universal "British Accent"

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    #31

    Just Wait Until They Realise That GPU And CPU Temperatures Are Measured In C And Not F

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    #32

    Spain Doesn't Exist, It Is A State Of Mind

    Spain Doesn't Exist, It Is A State Of Mind

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Secondable, I speaka lenguage of Spain.

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    #33

    I Posted A Picture About A River In The Country Georgia, And This Person Had A Lot To Say

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that the flag he posts isn't an American flag is the icing on the cake. That's the flag of Malaysia BTW.

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    #34

    America Is Old

    America Is Old

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    Adrian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost every one of these posts just illustrates how insular most Americans are...

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    #35

    Comment Section Of A Sunscreen Ad

    Comment Section Of A Sunscreen Ad

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    #36

    Mount Everest Has Relocated To South Dakota

    Mount Everest Has Relocated To South Dakota

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK I was thinking, maybe there's another Mt Everest that happens to be in South Dakota, bu t no. I found a list of the highest peaks in SD and NONE of them are named Everest. Had to check because Everest is not an uncommon name so it was possible but NOPE.

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    #37

    Gotta Love It When You Back Them Into A Corner So They End Up Just Straight Lying

    Gotta Love It When You Back Them Into A Corner So They End Up Just Straight Lying

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    Arnold Larkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asians having it Year/Month/Day: Look at these pathetic mortals

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    #38

    On One Side - Single Digit. On The Other Side - Wacky Numbers, All With Lots Of Extra Numbers At The End

    On One Side - Single Digit. On The Other Side - Wacky Numbers, All With Lots Of Extra Numbers At The End

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    Realistic Optimist
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's interesting that people can still be so dumb, despite having more access to knowledge than any other point in history.

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    #39

    America Is Really Obsessed With People's Race, Why Even Comment On The Person's Skin At All

    America Is Really Obsessed With People's Race, Why Even Comment On The Person's Skin At All

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    troufaki13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... but Spain isn't real?? /s 😂😂😂

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    #40

    Texas Is Bigger Than Everything

    Texas Is Bigger Than Everything

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    #41

    Americans Thinking Ethnicities Have Different Stats Like This Is A Video Game

    Americans Thinking Ethnicities Have Different Stats Like This Is A Video Game

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    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly my genetic has been messed up. I am born and raised by a german family in Germany but still can get drunk and have a hangover.

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    #42

    This Comment On A Video Explaining Why European Road System Is Better

    This Comment On A Video Explaining Why European Road System Is Better

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    Anne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    freedom only if you are a white male in the US...

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    #43

    The "This Is The Internet, Not America" Moment

    The "This Is The Internet, Not America" Moment

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    Laugh or not
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the point, but this photo is messing with my brain.

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    #44

    On A Post Comparing US And UK Fanta

    On A Post Comparing US And UK Fanta

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    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup! Here in MURICA we only speak in MURICANNNNNNN!!!!111!!11!!!11!!11! *Eagle sounds in background while guns go off and tanks fire*

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    #45

    I Guess Aztecs Are Not Native To The Americas

    I Guess Aztecs Are Not Native To The Americas

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    #46

    Clean Hands For Sure Will Heal Broken Bones

    Clean Hands For Sure Will Heal Broken Bones

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, of course! Just use soap and plenty of warm water when you have a heart attack.. Problem solved, easy peasy.

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    #47

    Big Brain

    Big Brain

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    #48

    He Is Right. We Have Parking Meters And Water Meters, But We Also Have Meters As In The Length

    He Is Right. We Have Parking Meters And Water Meters, But We Also Have Meters As In The Length

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    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UK uses metres for measuring length and meters for parking, water, etc.

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    #49

    Wait Until They Hear About Canada

    Wait Until They Hear About Canada

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF there are many Europeans too who fail to realise what the continent of North America actually comprises.

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    #50

    Europe Is My Favorite Country

    Europe Is My Favorite Country

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    #51

    In The Comments Of A Video About Americans Being Bad At Geography

    In The Comments Of A Video About Americans Being Bad At Geography

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    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy! South Australia, Western Australia, Queensland, New South Wales, Victoria and Tasmania! (Not including Territories)

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    #52

    Those Must Be Some Pretty Sketchy Sources

    Those Must Be Some Pretty Sketchy Sources

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    BTDubs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The English banned the teaching of Gaelic in Scotland and Ireland.

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    #53

    Doesn't Make Sense For Smaller Countries To Be Divided Into States, Since They Are Already The Size Of A State

    Doesn't Make Sense For Smaller Countries To Be Divided Into States, Since They Are Already The Size Of A State

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    #54

    Americans Love To Flip-Flop Between Claiming That Their Country Is The Greatest On Earth, And Claiming That They Actually Come From Somewhere Else

    Americans Love To Flip-Flop Between Claiming That Their Country Is The Greatest On Earth, And Claiming That They Actually Come From Somewhere Else

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    Emma S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm Irish because my great great great grandmother went to Dublin on a day trip once." 🙄

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    #55

    Just Love How US Is The Center Of Everything

    Just Love How US Is The Center Of Everything

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    Francois
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the name blanked out, it is definitively Karen.

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    #57

    An Interesting One

    An Interesting One

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    #58

    Wow, This Is A Whole New Level

    Wow, This Is A Whole New Level

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what's worse about that, the stupidity or the racism

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    #59

    They Are In The Confused State

    They Are In The Confused State

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, the American state of Budapest, which is totally not in Hungary anymore.

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    #60

    Just Wait Until He Tries To Charge His Phone And Realizes Plugs Are Different There Too

    Just Wait Until He Tries To Charge His Phone And Realizes Plugs Are Different There Too

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    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, at least he got 2 countries right where he can pay in Euro

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    #61

    If There's That Many "Misspellings" You'd Think You'd Start To Wonder If Just, Perhaps, A Different Version Of English Is Being Used

    If There's That Many "Misspellings" You'd Think You'd Start To Wonder If Just, Perhaps, A Different Version Of English Is Being Used

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    Apachebathmat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my sweet summer child, take a seat before you hurt yourself

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    #62

    Such Ignorant Comment

    Such Ignorant Comment

    Quick reminder that 1 CHF is worth 1.15 USD.

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    #63

    Comments On A Video About An American Living In Australia And Telling Other Americans To Educate Themselves

    Comments On A Video About An American Living In Australia And Telling Other Americans To Educate Themselves

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    Tina Harnish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to take credit for Canadian inventions, again?

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    #64

    On A Post About Someone Selling Something For 1000 Francs / 1035 US Dollars On Facebook. French Francs Were Gone Years Before Facebook Was Invented

    On A Post About Someone Selling Something For 1000 Francs / 1035 US Dollars On Facebook. French Francs Were Gone Years Before Facebook Was Invented

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    #65

    The Worst Possible Outcome Of This Situation Is The Population Becoming More Highly Educated

    The Worst Possible Outcome Of This Situation Is The Population Becoming More Highly Educated

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    #66

    He Even Says It Right And Still Gets It Wrong. We Live In The "Americas", Plural, These Two Continents Are Not Just "America", And "North America" Is Also Not Just "America"

    He Even Says It Right And Still Gets It Wrong. We Live In The "Americas", Plural, These Two Continents Are Not Just "America", And "North America" Is Also Not Just "America"

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    #67

    Lucky For Me, I Live In The United States Of America

    Lucky For Me, I Live In The United States Of America

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    #68

    Oxford. Worse Than A Community College

    Oxford. Worse Than A Community College

    Community College sounds like a great thing in the US, particularly due to the costs of higher education. But thinking that CC is better than the second best university in the world is delusional.

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    Anne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think they would.. From what I'm seeing, they couldn't keep up.

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    #69

    Ah Yes, Boredom. The Resolving Factor In All Wars

    Ah Yes, Boredom. The Resolving Factor In All Wars

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    Tina Harnish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lost to us. We burnt your White House. signed, Canada.

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    #70

    Whala

    Whala

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    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I thought the instruments were the viola, or the violin.

    Probably A bOoK nErD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Voila" is a French word meaning 'there it is'. And most Americans use it incorrectly anyways

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are words I understand but I have no idea what that person was trying to say.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord! This person is so wrong on so many levels.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what state she is in, but I have always pronounced it with a "v".

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the instrument a Viola? Wallah is like saying I promise or I swear in a lot of Arabic countries.

    Just a bored scp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol it’s supposed to be voila and most Americans pronounce it “wallah.”and yes, viola is the instrument.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. Voila! Viola. I don't got time for that stupid.

    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Americans that speak for the whole country!

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    #71

    Everyone Has An Accent

    Everyone Has An Accent

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    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accents are weird! Where I grew up in Ireland nobody had an accent either. After moving to England in my teens, I still didn't have an accent but when I went back home, they all had Irish accents!

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    #72

    He Made That Argument Yet He Can't Even Speak His Own Language Properly

    He Made That Argument Yet He Can't Even Speak His Own Language Properly

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who's a German native speaker, I see this as an absolute win!

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    #73

    Would Love To Hear Their Reason For This

    Would Love To Hear Their Reason For This

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    #74

    Just Because I'm Italian And French, I'm Supposed To Know The Language?

    Just Because I'm Italian And French, I'm Supposed To Know The Language?

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    Little Wonder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Great Grandparents were German, I am not German.

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    #75

    A Woman (Red) Commented This On A Post About A 2-Year-Old Girl Currently Dying Of A Super Rare Cancer

    A Woman (Red) Commented This On A Post About A 2-Year-Old Girl Currently Dying Of A Super Rare Cancer

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    #76

    I Found This Dude Saying That Native Americans Are Illegal Immigrants. This Is A New Level

    I Found This Dude Saying That Native Americans Are Illegal Immigrants. This Is A New Level

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    Arnold Larkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look! The people that have been living here for more the thousands of years are now illegal immigraents!

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    #77

    Country Has Existed For Just Under 250 Years, And They Think They’re Responsible For 90% Of The World’s Advancements?

    Country Has Existed For Just Under 250 Years, And They Think They’re Responsible For 90% Of The World’s Advancements?

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    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And their habit of claiming what was invented/created/developed by others. In other countries.

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    #78

    They Have A Way Of Simplifying Things By Reducing Everything To America. It's Hard To Not Respect

    They Have A Way Of Simplifying Things By Reducing Everything To America. It's Hard To Not Respect

    thomas_violence Report

    #79

    This Smart American Guy's Opinion On Ireland's Free Healthcare. Invoking Slave Labor As An Explanation Is Ridiculous

    This Smart American Guy's Opinion On Ireland's Free Healthcare. Invoking Slave Labor As An Explanation Is Ridiculous

    IntoTheWildLife Report

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the goverment just uses tax payer money more efficentily instead of just throwing it into a firepit

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    #80

    Only The US Has Any Claim To The Word "America"

    Only The US Has Any Claim To The Word "America"

    Mouse-r4t Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walking around Epcot in a military uniform does not count as military travels, just saying.

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    #81

    "I'm Not Actually From France, But I’m Sure I Understand The Language Better Than You!" (For The Record, Yellow Is French While Red And Green Are From The US)

    "I'm Not Actually From France, But I’m Sure I Understand The Language Better Than You!" (For The Record, Yellow Is French While Red And Green Are From The US)

    Lost_in_the_Library Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooooo Harry Potter waves his baguette?

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    #82

    Only English Comments, Please

    Only English Comments, Please

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    OneWithRatsAndKefir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha… nē, paldies. Tas ir ļoti stulbi bet ļoti smieklīgi. (Possibly very poor Latvian from a Latvian who grew up in the UK for: ‘No, thanks. That is very stupid but very funny’)

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    #83

    What Are They Cooking That They Have To Use Micrograms?

    What Are They Cooking That They Have To Use Micrograms?

    Borgenschatz Report

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So whats the difference between a pinch and a dash?

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    #84

    In Scotland, There Are No Rights Or Personal Freedom Like In America

    In Scotland, There Are No Rights Or Personal Freedom Like In America

    TheAdmiralDong Report

    Daya Meyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scotland and freedom... Yes, let's get them started!

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    #85

    I Always Enjoy Seeing Americans Display Their Prowess In The Field Of Geography

    I Always Enjoy Seeing Americans Display Their Prowess In The Field Of Geography

    Sniper_96_ Report

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    #86

    They Always Compare Canadian Money To Monopoly Money

    They Always Compare Canadian Money To Monopoly Money

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    #87

    Superior Intellect Separates Me From The Rest

    Superior Intellect Separates Me From The Rest

    LordNoddy Report

    #88

    Guy Can't Immediately Find American Flag Emoji And Gets Mad Thinking Apple Ditched It, Only To Be Told He Didn't Scroll Far Enough

    Guy Can't Immediately Find American Flag Emoji And Gets Mad Thinking Apple Ditched It, Only To Be Told He Didn't Scroll Far Enough

    Guarantee-Popular Report

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alphabet is a european, outdated concept. Like metric.

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    #89

    Comment On Yorkshire Pudding vs. American Popover Reel. Love How British English Is The Hillbilly Dialect

    Comment On Yorkshire Pudding vs. American Popover Reel. Love How British English Is The Hillbilly Dialect

    Adventurous_Tax_2165 Report

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pudding is not a muffin. A muffin tends to be a sweet treat. Pudding can have meat in it and be a good meal.

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    #90

    America Is #1 In Population Per Capita

    America Is #1 In Population Per Capita

    Tig21 Report

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god. Sometimes I just want to go and grab people and give them the longest geography lesson ever

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    #91

    This Idea That People Don't Round Up When Talking Casually Just Doesn't Make Sense. Nobody Would Say "I Walked 4.8 Km" Unless That Information Is Somehow Relevant

    This Idea That People Don't Round Up When Talking Casually Just Doesn't Make Sense. Nobody Would Say "I Walked 4.8 Km" Unless That Information Is Somehow Relevant

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you have to walk less if it's in miles? Or how does it work?

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    #92

    Found In The Wild On A Documentary About Ancient Celts On YouTube

    Found In The Wild On A Documentary About Ancient Celts On YouTube

    The original poster posted that they are descended from Irish celts, somebody replied that they must be American. This person replied with this gem. I suppose we Europeans, who are still here, are the weaklings.

    stardew__dreams Report

    arthbach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, for a lot of Celts it was the very real choice of 'remain here, and die of starvation, or get on the boat to America'. Perhaps the person should read up on things like the Highland Clearances in Scotland and the Great Famine in Ireland. The government in London could have solved these problems but decided to get rid of the poor and destitute.

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    #93

    Actually, Everywhere But America Drinks Beer Warm

    Actually, Everywhere But America Drinks Beer Warm

    Lovecr4ft Report

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me correct: Everywhere but America drinks beer.

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    #94

    On A Post About Italian-Americans Using The Figure Of Columbus To Integrate In The US

    On A Post About Italian-Americans Using The Figure Of Columbus To Integrate In The US

    Salazard260 Report

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Columbus was born in Genoa, Italy. The Spanish were the ones who gave him the money to explore.

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    #95

    Clearly Well Travelled Patriot Comments On The Discussion Of Ice In Water

    Clearly Well Travelled Patriot Comments On The Discussion Of Ice In Water

    Lateinthegame- Report

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus commercial ice machines will have filtration systems built-in.

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    #96

    Apparently Writing Your Name In Capital Letters Turns You Into A Different Person

    Apparently Writing Your Name In Capital Letters Turns You Into A Different Person

    PixelPervert Report

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each word by itself makes perfect sense, but when all those words are jammed together, the sense vanishes. What incoherent witchery is this??

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    #97

    "Real English Is The American English And British English Is Just A Dialect"

    "Real English Is The American English And British English Is Just A Dialect"

    Arta_Dratista Report

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    #98

    Wouldn't Be Surprised If US Had Corn Syrup In Their Tap Water

    Wouldn't Be Surprised If US Had Corn Syrup In Their Tap Water

    CleavageCrumbs Report

    ynyrhydref56
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like she's being facetious. ie this doesn't belong here

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    #99

    Just A Reminder Not To Take Your American Freedom For Granted

    Just A Reminder Not To Take Your American Freedom For Granted

    mashedpurrtatoes Report

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. It’s the free hate speech that makes America great. Absolutely.

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    #100

    "Europeans Will Never Get To Experience Having Grown Men Yell At The Screen Like They’re Coaching The Team Watching Football"

    "Europeans Will Never Get To Experience Having Grown Men Yell At The Screen Like They’re Coaching The Team Watching Football"

    J-TownVsTheCity Report

    Nilsen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different kind of football, where they catually use their feet, but still the same.

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    #101

    USA Is The Only Country In The Americas

    USA Is The Only Country In The Americas

    b00tsc00ter Report

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    #102

    Thinking Is Critical

    Thinking Is Critical

    paperxthinxreality Report

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets assume that NASA is lying. Why would NASA lie then?

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    #103

    Florida And Oregon Still Speak The Same Language, Good Luck Understanding Finns If You Are Italian

    Florida And Oregon Still Speak The Same Language, Good Luck Understanding Finns If You Are Italian

    runrunrudolf Report

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The confidence these people have when they make clueless, false claims never ceases to amaze me.

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    #104

    Can It Be Measured By Euro?

    Can It Be Measured By Euro?

    faja_can_you_hear_me Report

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are, then why are you calling the military you dolt? You should be solving world hunger and climate change

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    #105

    Thinking That The Metric System Is Just For Scientist And That The US Customary System Is Purpose-Driven

    Thinking That The Metric System Is Just For Scientist And That The US Customary System Is Purpose-Driven

    ummm_no__ Report

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A litre of water weighs a kilogramme. Considerable simpler.

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