75 Funny Tweets By Husbands Who Are Winning At Marriage

hahahahahahhahhaaaaaa THIS IS SO SO TRUE! #icanrelate

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I love this one.

i am going to steal this idea!

win!

Something tells me you done stuff like this before....hahahahhaa

*Having second thoughts about buying milk.. or getting married*

Haha! I mean...BOOOO!!!

THIS IS SO ME! !!

Lol some of these remind me of Phil from Modern Family.

Because she's a good wife.

OMG! I just realized that therapist also spells The Rapist! HAHA

BF doing the shopping for a change: "I don't get why you take an hour to do grocery shopping, I was done in 10 mins" Me: "did you get {item that was on the list}??" BF: "..... damn it" :P

My wife always ask me what i wanted for dinner and then says "NO, i don't want that" at all my choices

And then it is bitter and cold

OHHHH GOD I'M DYING LAUGHING

I'd prefer he actually told me about his zombie ninjas and cyborg Nazis from the future....

As Walter says, "I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell me to do." Walter is from "Aunty Acid"

Now that's solid advice.

Lol

Hahha love it! I would never divorce him!

But occasionally they bring you something that wasn't on the list and is totally amazing though right???

Wil Etherton this is us

Exactly.

if done properly...

Ask Monica who has 11 types, and one of them is for the Queen of GB. :)

Lmao!! I do the same to my husbsnd. Not just the awakes, but the restlessness too.

Lol

Borrowed! Lol

Everything looks better in YOUR dishes. hy don't u like to share????

It's about time you learned!

#icanrelate

Like Sheldon and Lynnerd?

We’re all getting lucky then

last night I made a fb post and then made my husband comment on it. haha

Lol

This one I can relate too!

Or buying a dishwasher

Obviously.

Ha 50%, sure buddy

huahahaha...totally can relate this, always discuss same thing, her side his side on bed, almost every night, just everytime when he's start putting his butt (yeah his butt only) on my bed side....sometime he made me scratch him just to make him out off my side :D

With mine it would be whether or not he used my employee discount lol

That's ok, you're funnier... ????

this wpuld be me. my husband had blasphemously never zeen the movie.

Goals

Me.

i did, ended up doing everything, finished my marriage. so, no.

what about different colour and size of toothbrush.....mine is pink :P

Same as reading books in the same room. It's not a big deal.

Learn to eat chicken wings properly and that problem will disappear.

is its a goood game, the cheat will be noticed and you will be banned from the server <3