They say you should never air your grievances, or be publicly smug, but what better place to show the world how clever you are than Twitter? After all, you're a married man now, and you have to prove to all your friends that you're the same Alpha Kappa Beta man you always were. Getting a divorce because your wife says you're too punny? "Divorce is strong with this one!"

Bored Panda has put together this list of the best husband tweets that Twitter has to offer. Which one best sums up your marriage? Vote below, or share your own funny husband tweets in the comment below. Are you not just a husband, but a dad, too? Then be sure to also check out these funny parenting tweets! (h/t)

#1

Funny Husband Tweets

granttanaka Report

Frimpong Poku-Dankwa 2 years ago

hahahahahahhahhaaaaaa THIS IS SO SO TRUE! #icanrelate

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#2

Funny Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

Jessica Carroll 2 years ago

#Icanrelate

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#3

Funny Husband Tweets

GrantTanaka Report

Jen Brant 2 years ago

I love this one.

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#4

Funny Husband Tweets

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Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

i am going to steal this idea!

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#5

Funny Husband Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

Lonely Turtle 2 years ago

win!

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#6

Funny Husband Tweets

mynameisntdave Report

Linn Tara Lenby 2 years ago

Something tells me you done stuff like this before....hahahahhaa

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#7

Funny Husband Tweets

iwearaonesie Report

Kanishka Rajawansha 2 years ago

*Having second thoughts about buying milk.. or getting married*

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#8

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Celia McDaniel 2 years ago

Haha! I mean...BOOOO!!!

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#9

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Sandra More 2 years ago

THIS IS SO ME! !!

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#10

Funny Husband Tweets

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Emma Clark 2 years ago

Lol some of these remind me of Phil from Modern Family.

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