They say you should never air your grievances, or be publicly smug, but what better place to show the world how clever you are than Twitter? After all, you're a married man now, and you have to prove to all your friends that you're the same Alpha Kappa Beta man you always were. Getting a divorce because your wife says you're too punny? "Divorce is strong with this one!"
Bored Panda has put together this list of the best husband tweets that Twitter has to offer. Which one best sums up your marriage? Vote below, or share your own funny husband tweets in the comment below. Are you not just a husband, but a dad, too? Then be sure to also check out these funny parenting tweets! (h/t)