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A lot has changed since Elon Musk acquired Twitter, ripped its soul out, and rebranded it as X. But one thing remained the same, and that is the out-of-this-world funny content that people share on the platform. No matter what’s happening in the world, you can count on folks on X to see humor in everything and make us laugh.We all probably could use a little pick-me-up right now, so we gathered many tastefully hilarious tweets from the ‘Texts From Last Night’ Instagram account for your entertainment. To find them, all you have to do is scroll down!

#1

Tweet from Susie Dent defining the 19th-century word 'snerdle' about lying warm beneath covers, reflecting relatable fatigue humor.

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Stella D
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my new favorite word and this post should be much higher!

Yrral Spavit
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was snerdling this morning and didn't know it :P

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KnightOwl86
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Susie Dent is a national treasure!

WindySwede
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2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! Great on 8OOTCDCD!

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Chilli
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

snerdle-ing is now one of my hobbies

John Glunk
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am Snerdling as I read this post. I told my wife not to interupt my Snerdle and she doesn't look at me the same anymore.

Jnausicaa
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Purrfect name for several cats I know.

Denise Knight
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This makes me recall "Tharn", a term coined by Richard Adams in Watership Down, referring to the state of a terrified rabbit's instinctive freeze or paralysis in the face of danger....or the wide-eyed look you give the waiter when he asks if the food is okay, just as you have taken a huge mouthful.

Kris
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg! I want to snerdle so bad!

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    #2

    Screenshot of a relatable social media post humorously sharing a gym interaction to laugh away fatigue.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Girl, we all appreciate you!

    Babsevs
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolute solid queen moves .... it's just so sad that us girls/women feel we have to keep an eye on situations around us to keep each other safe 😔

    KatWitch57
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet she'll think twice about saying anything next time though :(

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. Women have to work together against creeps. Even men look for creeps & oddballs just in case 💩 hits the fan

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    #3

    A relatable social media post humorously addressing generational differences to laugh away the fatigue of being human.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmaoo needs to be higher

    PenguinEmp
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it would be boomer parents to gen x. Boomers would be 50 when millennials were born

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    Michael None
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke is neither can be what they want. You have to be what society says you can be and for 99% we are going to live boring little lives. Learn to love your boring little life, your time is short to be happy in.

    Corbmi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife works and I stay at home with our two boys. It's important that the kiddos see this dynamic (I do all the tradition things that would be considered 'women's work' in the 1950s). Healthy for their development, although I feel like my wife gets the worst part of this deal overall as being at home is awesome. Although if there's a noise in the house at 3am that was clearly made by a m******r, I still have to be the one to get out of bed to investigate.

    olaff 422
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is that we teach girls to be women, and boys to not be women.

    Wendy Melissa
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boomers are the parents of Gen X, Gen X are parents of Millenials.

    Alewa
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not necessarily. Old millennials can have young boomer parents

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    Sam Trudeau
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the millenial parents of gen alphas are doing poor job monitoring their kids' YT search history

    Karen Menard
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alot of us created GREAT sons who top the charts in baby-loving and enduring wife care. I just wish it had translated to my eX WHO WAS A 00% DAD AND HUSBAND.

    Janice Sanz
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that was hard to know before the fact.

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my parents. My brothers were early boomers, I was a middle boomer. We were raised to take care of ourselves in and out of the house.

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    #4

    Tweet about debating getting a tattoo with a relatable quote, part of hilarious posts to laugh away fatigue.

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    merlin
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gianmarco!! Always so funny!

    Ravenkbh
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teach that upstart a lesson

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    #5

    Tweet about wishing haunted houses had a chicken night where monsters explain their lore, relatable humor for laughter and fatigue relief.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daytime haunted houses with the lights on please.

    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And with that, another finger on the monkey's paw curls as The Majestic Opossum makes their way to the sleepy town of Silent Hill.

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    Child of the Stars
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my coworkers was telling about a haunted house that did something like this. You got a light-up necklace at the entrance. If the necklace was off, they'd do the scares; if it was on, they'd just make chit-chat. A really cool option for people who are sensitive to jump scares.

    Corbmi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I initially read "chicken night" thought it would have involved the monsters handing out fried chicken, so was confused. And also a little disappointed that this isn't a thing. And now hungry.

    Anthony Elmore
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so I read "chicken night" and was expecting them to say all the monsters were just replaced with chickens. I'm not saying their idea isn't good, but I still want to see my version, too.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like your version better. Would the chickens have costumes and back stories?

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    Socrates
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, but then you don’t get the adrenaline hit. It’s so much fun being scared.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Chicken night" means they serve roast chicken. Right?

    HistoryNerd
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought haunted house FOR chickens, which I guess is one way to k**l chickens?

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    #6

    Tweet about a bank employee's experience with a customer withdrawing money, highlighting hilariously relatable posts.

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    Lee Gilliland
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mess with us old folks, we know the tricks.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my bank prohibited withdrawals less than $100 I would switch to a different bank.

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that she specified all tens, instead of asking for $1000 and can you make part of it a ten. All tens. Bahahahahaaaa! As though her "measly" $10 request isn't worth the bank teller's time or effort. What a crock; hope they changed the rule, but I'm sure not. I love that lady!

    Roester
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “ Old age and treachery will always beat youth and exuberance.“

    Sue
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like it probably took longer to tell her to use the ATM than to just give her the money.

    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Score one for the customers!!!

    Joe Reaves
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for the cashier because I'm sure they didn't make the rule, but good on the customer for getting what she wanted. If all the customers did that and wasted so much time the bank would change the rule.

    Mary Peace
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes! Let's hope she told her friends to go in and do the same trick.

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    Verfin22
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most ATMs won't withdraw that much, even in a whole day. They also come out in $20 or $100.

    Bill Swallow
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Newer ATMS will let you specify withdrawals in $5, $10, $20, or higher denominations.

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    Janine Randall
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you draw $10 out of the ATM?

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    #7

    Tweet about catholic school rules on boys' hair contrasted with pictures of boys with long hair, funny relatable post.

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    keyboardtek
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And every story about that main boy was acquired from previous stories about other pagan main boys.

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    SchadenFreudian Psychology
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only that, he wore a dress, and (according to Christian mythology) hung around with twelve other dudes and never married. 🤔

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Catholic Church isn't always known for their consistency...

    Panda Kicki
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And dont forget what happened when Simson got his haircut ..

    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't treat that guy with the long hair very well. Maybe that's the lesson.

    Kris
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow this post reminded me of this cat: https://youtu.be/kkwiQmGWK4c?feature=shared

    otiose
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he was special! /s - I don't believe

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus was real, but like Sejanus and random ancient Romans and Egyptian pharoahs the were erased from history.

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    #8

    Tweet from Dan Ewen humorously describing what a woman wants, illustrating relatable fatigue in human experiences.

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    Ariadne Toms
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man do dishes woman mow lawn, poop shower then nap. 😴 good man cook food while woman nap. Children quiet. Had hard time mowing lawn. Food ready when wake.

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do my own dishes because I love my tools. Any woman ruins my pans or knives .. OUT!

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    #9

    Text message exchange humor about a tiny Italian landlord and relatable fatigue humor about being human.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget getting a guy or girl, I want that risotto recipe... XP XD

    tameson
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love risotto. Can I have the recipe too?

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    camomooey
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    2 months ago

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    Why is the landlord screening visitors? Creepy. Mind your business.

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    #10

    Social media post humor about delayed flights and unexpected $200 voucher showing relatable fatigue of being human.

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    Dave Brown
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you were delayed WITH Karen, so really $200 was the least the airline could do for you. You earned it.

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sure was a huge favor for corporations when we all went along with the idea that "insisting upon receiving a service or product for which we have paid" is Karen behavior.

    CK
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, people really need to stop conflating standing up for yourself with taking it out on the employees.

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    Giraffe Sitter
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the best perks I ever had sitting in first class was a front row seat to the pilot personally kicking a Karen off the plane.

    Joe Reaves
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've been delayed beyond a certain length of time you are entitled to compensation. Standing up for yourself and getting that compensation (which the airline sure as hell isn't going to tell you about)for everyone is not being a Karen.

    olaff 422
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're only Karen's if they aren't on your side.

    otiose
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need a Karen in moderation - gets the $200 voucher but is not a pain to wait with

    JustABored1
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd want more than Karen got for having to put up with her too!! 😏

    #11

    Tweet by Average Dad humorously sharing a relatable post to laugh away the fatigue of being a human.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An honest response. Do they make clown size blankets?

    John Mosley
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, were you looking to buy one? 😁

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    Noelle Greeley
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for you to get a king sized blanket, build a fort with it, then say only kings allowed.

    #12

    Tweet about not taking social media seriously, featuring relatable humor to laugh away fatigue of being human.

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    Chilli
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gUYS THE WOKE LEFT IS MAKING CHICKENS BIGGER THAN CARS- /j

    Hmmm hmmmm
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they're all being covered up by crypto libertarian communists !!!!!!!!

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    Mary Peace
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no, the chicken is normal, the car is obviously a toy!

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    #14

    Tweet about Tinder reminding why being alone is fine, capturing relatable fatigue of being human humor.

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    Tim Gearing
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here’s the rub. The Match Group own Tinder and almost every other dating app. The conspiracy theory could be that they are making it difficult to find a match in order for the $$ in subscriptions to keep flowing?

    #15

    Tattoo of electrical transmission pole on leg with humorous text messages about electrical infrastructure, relatable humor post.

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    merlin
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a nerd. Love it

    Scott Rackley
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, that man is a lineman, like my brother.

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    Danielle
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend is a traffic light engineer. This is the sort of information I am presented with whenever we go somewhere new and he spies some traffic lights.

    My O My
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a way to honour you dad!

    Kris
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww! He loved the tattoo!

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad's response tells us all we need to know about why she got the tattoo

    Ariadne Toms
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so bloody beautiful 😭😭😭🫶🏻 what a tribute to his Dads job

    otiose
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule 34 of tattoos?

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    #16

    Tweet offering a funny tip for newlyweds about sending wedding invites to billionaires, part of relatable posts to laugh away fatigue.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D**n, saw this one 15 years too late!

    Nicky
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what second marriages are for.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You realize that you'll be risking Elon Musk showing up at your wedding, don't you?

    Colleen Glim
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Provided he brings a largish cheque, I’ll pretend he’s my long lost uncle. I’ve worked retail enough to be nice to d**n near anyone. I’m not proud

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    Nikki Sevven
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tip for everyone else: You don't have to plan a wedding to do this. They're clearly not going to attend, so how would they know?

    Kris
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would not take the very small risk of getting a natzi in my wedding

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    #17

    Tweet by Zack Bornstein humorously commenting on mental health, fitting the theme of hilariously relatable posts about human fatigue.

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    Giraffe Sitter
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, thanks. Now I’m even worse.

    Corbmi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% agree. I need to either be significantly smarter, or much, much dumbererer.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certainly this is true at this moment in the history of the United States.

    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't return to un-knowing & test if ignorance truly is bliss

    JustABored1
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I never knew that! 🤪😅

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    #18

    Tweet about the relatable desire to open a combined coffee shop, library, bakery, and flower shop, showing fatigue relief.

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    Chilli
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and a detective agency

    Nicky
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just realized that the women commenting on this post are my tribe.

    Surly Scot
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Located in the middle of a park, heaven.

    Trillian
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I want to live in a bookstore that doubles as a coffee shop and bakery. People can come over if they are nice.

    Sarah Bailey
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a quilters corner for people can pay to sew a square during their stay, when the quilt is finished the names of those who worked on it get thrown in a drawing for the winner¡!¡

    Monika Monz Johnson
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds perfect, as long as it's a Ct Cafe too

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the next thing you know, you're starring in a fanfic human AU meetcute.

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    #19

    Tweet explaining taxes to a child using M&M's in a humorous, relatable post about human fatigue and everyday struggles.

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    No Man
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In just about every other developed country, the gov just sends you a bill or a refund as needed. You only need to file a return if you have special circumstance. If you're just a "wage slave", the government (even in the US) already knows everything they need to know. For the vast majority of working folks, there's no need to file a return. All those bits of paper you get; 1099s, W-2s etc, are just copies of information that has already been provided to the IRS.

    Michael Largey
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In every other developed country, the rich pay taxes proportional to their ability to pay. The complexity of the US system is there to insure this does not happen here.

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    Gg
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the thing that kills me. Just tell me! But no, gotta buy software to figure it out or pay someone, when the amount is already known!

    KnightOwl86
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only in America, in every other western country you just get sent a bill or a refund. You only have to file taxes yourself if your a business owner/self employed.

    Colleen Glim
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canada also requires you to file a tax return. If you don’t, they get really unhappy at you

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    Alex Boyd
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't go to prison if it was a reasonable mistake. When you sign the form, you're swearing that you filled it out correctly to the best of your ability. If it turns out your best was wrong, "Your Honor, I am a dummy" is a valid defense. They'll put you on a payment plan, and you go on with your life. (I know it's a joke, but people worry about this! Al Capone went to prison for tax fraud *because he was Al Capone*.)

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I'm not going to spend an inordinate amount of time. If I get it wrong, I get it wrong. If I'm audited, I'll pay what I owe.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile, in civilised countries....

    Slapdash1
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, another problem solved long ago in civilised countries, where you don't have to do anything and it's all sorted for you. Couple of years back you had to log in and click 'ok' to accept the statement. Nowadays not even that.

    Nota Robot
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true to some extent. In the Netherlands you can do it this way, but you will miss out on a lot of benefits you might qualify for if you read the fine print of the fine print.

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    Nicky
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be higher. It's brilliant.

    Maggie Fulton
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you are a freelance, you have to guess how much you will make each quarter, and if you guess wrong they charge you.

    Jane Doe-Doe
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you are American without telling me you are American

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    #20

    Tweet from Jason Mustian humorously expressing the fatigue of human struggles in a relatable social media post.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks but no thanks

    Serena Myers
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scam callers. Answer the phone with "How can we help you today?" Works well!

    Lila Allen
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I go with " I told you not to call me until the cops finish investigating. You're gonna get us arrested for murder"

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    Satya Bain
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just emphasize the word else.

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    #21

    Tweet by drew janda humorously admitting haters were right, reflecting relatable fatigue in these hilariously funny posts.

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    Michael Largey
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    2 months ago

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    When was it that anyone who didn't share your tastes became a "hater"?

    Sue
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't see anything about "sharing tastes."

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    #22

    A hilarious relatable social media post expressing fatigue and wishing for quick life fixes to laugh away human struggles.

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    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't scare the Dickens out of you?

    Fellfromthemoon
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't listen if they were the ghosts of my grandmas'.

    #23

    Tweet about deciding to drink wine after seeing a woman drinking wine, illustrating relatable humor and fatigue relief.

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    Sue
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I drink wine through a wine glass.

    Dirk Daring
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not my dumb a*s looking up how to drink a glass of wine through a living room window...

    Ge Po
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    2 months ago

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    #24

    Tweet by Ruth Buchanan humorously addressing fatigue with a relatable supply chain joke about not being married.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not wrong 🤷🏽‍♀️

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    #25

    Text post about humor in human behavior, highlighting relatable fatigue and communication struggles with men in texts.

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    Bell-icose
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife does this. I hate that I know this. I’ll always see it.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You guys are getting answers??

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm having a heck of a time internet dating bc I will ask these guys some basic question, to get the ball rolling. And they'll respond back- Hey, how was your day? Um, sir, I asked you a question. If you're not listening to me now, before we've even started dating, there's zero chance you'll listen when things get more serious. So into the trash pile they go.

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    Ace
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you do that to me I'll have to multi-quote and list each point to address it in order, so yes, please, send one question at a time and wait for a response before sending another one.

    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there has been a chain of texts since my wife last checked the group chat or whatever, she will only read what is currently on her screen. This will never change and we all just have to live with it...

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAH! I get this "only one answer" behavior from everyone in our household, regardless of gender!

    NeOsage
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like my accountant

    Carolyn Legg
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Creatures and they think they rule the world!

    Maartje
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for clarifying this. It also applies to asking them to do two tasks. Only one will get done.

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    #26

    Tweet with humorous and relatable commentary on jobs and work fatigue, fitting the theme of hilariously relatable posts.

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    Khavrinen
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always seemed a little silly to me that "the war on d.r.u.g.s" has always focused only on the "supply" side of its economics, and pretends that the "demand" side doesn't exist.

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why the war on d***s can never be won.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I absolutely want to work in a slaughterhouse. :#

    Spidercat
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone loves Dogs...how could you not.

    Maartje
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is awesome. I love it.

    Louise
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I read this as “dogs”, and I too was very much on board.

    #27

    Twitter post about the fatigue of cleaning, humorously relatable to the human experience of feeling out of shape.

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    Ode
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleaning is no joke, all those squats or lunges one does to pick up things from the floor... sweaty business

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should stretch before & after strenuous activity.

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    Corbmi
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad this isn't just me. I assumed it was down to my strict diet of cake and beer.

    Danielle
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Changing the sheets is a hard job and usually results in a little lay down on the newly made bed

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well yeah! Gotta make sure you did it properly! That’s called quality control. Very important job

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    #28

    Tweet showing a humorous gender selection on Baskin Robbins website, a relatable post to laugh away fatigue of being human.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My pronouns are I/scream/you/scream

    Carolyn Legg
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought all were ice cream lovers regardless!

    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they need to know my gender at all? It's ice cream. Nobody's judging the dude who wants the bubble gum flavor.

    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s because they want marketing data. It started out as a way to find out what kind of things different groups of people wanted. Now, gathering data, and making Powerpoints about it, is the biggest form of busywork on the planet.

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    #29

    Tweet about taking plan b with Red Bull, humorously suggesting energy and relatable fatigue relief in human life.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 dark, but hilarious

    Belinda
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    2 months ago

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    Distasteful 🙄

    KnightOwl86
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, It's called dark humour. (There is no baby so why get upset?)

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    #30

    Tweet from Jessica Fox humorously describing stepping into a comfier zone and taking a nap in a large fluffy dinner roll.

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    Yrral Spavit
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word you need is 'snerdle" from the post near the top.

    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make it a crescent roll. those things SLAP

    Carolyn Legg
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if youwant to take a step back!

    #31

    Tweet by Tina Sieben humorously questioning why a can of biscuits opens dangerously, capturing relatable fatigue of being human.

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    KnightOwl86
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a brit the phrase "can of biscuits" is crazy

    Billo66
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have canned black bread, bacon, cheeseburgers. ..I'm sorry. "tins of..." :) yes they are quire disgusting.

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    BlitheSpirit
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The adult version of the jack in the box

    Rosie
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not really cans, just cardboard tubes (slightly thicker than for toilet rolls?). They have a cut that goes all the way around lengthwise & the label holds it all together (mostly). Once you peel the label off, you twist the "can" & it pops open at the cut. A bit more twisting & you can get the contents out. Once in a while a cheapie brand won't make strong enough labels & the dough would pop out in your fridge. Usually the worst problem is to keep twisting the tube after it pops w/o mushing the contents. In the US, we get tubes for biscuits (scones), pizza dough, croissants, etc.

    KazzaHazza
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn’t there a story going round that a woman had one of these in her shopping in a hot car and it popped and splattered on her head and she thought she’d been shot?

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna try and type out the sound: kr-ehehehehehe-shhhhhn

    Gingersnap In Iowa
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hungry for a biscuit! I had one with my supper but a certain dog named Melvin took it.

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    #32

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet showing a parody of Christmas song lyrics with funny edits, relatable posts humor.

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    Bill Swallow
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... Change 'Walk the streets' to 'Fly the skies', and you have a winner.

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D**n, I thought of that exact line before I saw this comment. We're absolutely right.

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    #33

    Tweet about late-night thoughts and relatable fatigue of being human, reflecting humor and exhaustion in daily life.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOUDER for the rich mfers in the back. Money, like time, is a made up social construct. Unfortunately it's one that currently determines our ability to survive, but made up nonetheless. If banks can get billion dollar bail outs, so can the people.

    Sue
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend was watching his "gold shows," so I asked him why is gold really so valuable. He said it doesn't rust. I'm like, that's a lot of money when you can buy Rust-Oleum. There was actually mention of it on a show. Thousands of years of war & murder for something that is mostly "just sparkly." Of course, now, it's just all on paper, so even more worthless.

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    Nota Robot
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure we can. You can finance it by providing fewer tax cuts to the ultra-rich.

    Tyranamar Seuss
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once asked a preacher why Jesus had to suffer to wipe away our sins. Why couldn't God just cancel our debt? He replied to me that it works the same way as monetary credit. You can't just wipe away your debt. I nodded like this made sense. But really I was thinking- and why couldn't we do that?

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    #34

    Tweet humor about women uniting over an unclear dress code, part of hilariously relatable posts to laugh away fatigue.

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    Barbara Potter Pinto
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a TRUTH! We need to know exactly what we're getting into, without surprises!

    #35

    Tweet about curing anxiety by needing constant reassurance, highlighting fatigue of being human with relatable humor.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's so simple!

    Cosmos in your eyes
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make me do that and I will be mad at you!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certain people I know not being mad at me would be both stressful and bewildering.

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but then I'd get anxious about the possibility of them lying to me.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they could just tell me I'm not mad, as in doolally, that would work.

    Ariadne Toms
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds to me like a perfect plan 👌🏻

    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this, but them telling me that they like me

    #36

    Screenshot of a funny text conversation showing relatable humor about preheating an apartment to beat the cold fatigue.

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    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put on the heat or she will be Marissa UnHinged

    Beth H
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that she’s still Marissa HINGE in his phone is hilarious

    Khavrinen
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Foreplay", "proofing", to-may-to, to-mah-to.

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    #37

    Tweet about being baffled by how Pete Davidson lands babes despite average looks, reflecting relatable humor and fatigue relief.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Close, but no cigar

    MsPlants
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how all the comments on here from ment are like no its his money or no its his p***s instead of taking womens word for the fact that a mans personality is what we look at. ffs. the women he keeps pulling are beautiful and rich they can get any man they want they woouldnt go for him because of his money or a big d**k. they can get a big d**k anywhere. When women say your s**t personality is why you are alone YOUR S**T PERSONALITY IS WHY YOUR ARE ALONE. Take Travis and Jason Kelce, You never hear about women thinking Travis is hot but yu hear women talk about how great Jason is and how many women want him. why? Because his personality is the best! he has a great smile and laugh, he loves his wife and kids. He is literally what we all want.

    Angie May
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the guy in the comments below utterly missing the point and providing perfect examples of what you're talking about.

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    Jake Bertz
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if the rumors of his massive hog are to believed....

    Papa
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The money probably doesn't hurt either.

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    Michael None
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because dating a Kardashian requires a complex and invigorating personality. They are all soooooo deep. Maybe he has a big d**k.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a ton of exes. They say that tells you something about him and/or them.

    Angie May
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grumpy Old Man in the comments is wildly obsessed with Pete Davidson's weiner

    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard if you say Beetlejuice 3 times Pete shows up and takes all your dru gs

    Janet Sparrow
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it is weird that he gets all those hot babes. Lol

    Grumpy old man
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has a 10 inch 🍌 and his relationships dont last. He's just a scuzzball

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    #38

    Tweet about mistaking a sweatshirt place name for alcoholism, showcasing relatable humor to laugh away fatigue of being human.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I feel like an alcoholic because I didn't realize there are people who didn't know this was a drink. So y'all didn't show up to every party in your 20s carrying a full bottle of Malibu that you'd inevitably empty by end of the night??

    otiose
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TIL there is a drink called Malibu.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I know this drink. I also didn't originally know it was named after a place :D

    #39

    Tweet about participating in NO-vember by saying no to everything, featured in hilariously relatable posts about human fatigue.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If it goes well, I may extend it for the whole year..."

    Laurel Smith
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll be beginning in October with NOctober. It works better for my schedule.

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad the pronounciation was given. I was lost at first

    cj be like
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's not just no nut November anymore its no EVERYTHING november

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I use November to say no to the entire Christmas season and have it stick? I hate Christmas. Call me Scrooge, but the entire happy, loving, goodwill toward men thing is just depressing. Christmas at the dollar store could turn Santa himself into scrooge

    #40

    Tweet by user jordan sharing a relatable humorous post about social interaction fatigue and communication using heart stickers.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd use up a 500 pack in a day

    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh snap, that's what that means? 💔

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a lot nicer than the expression on my face

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    #41

    Tweet by Emma Ketchum humorously describing the key to looking amazing in relatable posts about human fatigue.

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhh….so .I actually need to not look like s**t on occasion then. Got it.

    Min
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it's easier said than done.

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    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I started my last job, I made sure to go in tired and sleepy looking the first few weeks so they'd get used to seeing me that way.

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    #43

    Tweet by Kelly Bachman humorously reflecting on personality changes after years of birth control, relatable human fatigue humor posts.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in time for perimenopause!

    Carolyn Legg
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look out world, she is on the loose!

    #44

    Tweet about the difficulty of taking breaks and relatable fatigue shared on social media for laughs and connection.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a break, but only when it's convenient for everyone else, and not too long of a break. Like, 3 minutes maximum.

    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure it is, jusy the civilised part of it. I can get six month of paid sick leave. Technically I coukd go back to work for 30 days and get another six months and so on. And they can't fire me during the leave either. Mah fellow mirkins will call it comunism. I call it civilisation.

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    #46

    Social media post by trash jones humorously expressing fatigue, perfect for relatable posts about laughing away human exhaustion.

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    #47

    Tweet about marriage and friendship, showing a heartfelt moment that helps laugh away the fatigue of being human.

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    Angela C
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'd be the fúcking day that I'd spend 8 thousand fúcking dollars on someone else's wedding

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One and only time I was a bridesmaid, our dresses were only like $200 and the bride's mum knew I was a poor uni student so paid for half.

    Carlton L. Fox
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when did bridesmaids start paying for their own dresses? 😲

    Gavin Johnson
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the groom paid less than that? He’s done well there.

    #48

    Social media post listing seasonal moods with humor, capturing relatable fatigue of being human through funny text.

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    LillieMean
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I dress for the seasons. Spring: Pastel shades, like the first delicate flowers of spring. A promise of light, warmth and spiritual growth. Summer: Psychedelic color combinations. Keys to style, forest rave and strange bohemian hippie clothes. Sun and an endlessly bright summer night. Autumn: Lush autumn colors that celebrate the harvest while saying bon voyage to the migratory birds. You reflect on the thinness of the thread of life. Winter: Whatever. No one can see what's under the coat. At least not a bra, that's for sure.

    Shelley DuVal
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ditto, except for me it's wearing a mask when I go out because I am ill, but not having to wear my false teeth cos no-one can see under the mask.

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    Uncle Panda
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As fall temps arrive, my thoughts turn towards making soup.

    Belinda
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made fårikål today. Norwegian course. Lamb (sheep) and cale w pepper corns and potato. Soo good 😄

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    Chewie Baron
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so accurate.

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    #49

    Tweet about intending to wake up early and run, reflecting fatigue and relatable humor in human experience posts.

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    Yrral Spavit
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't make it to the gym for my workout this morning. That makes five years and counting :p

    Jude Corrigan
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thirty years for me. Commitment is the key.😂😂

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    #50

    Tweet by user jaiya suggesting a startup idea for Instagram to show photos only from followed people in chronological order. Relatable posts.

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    Ace
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the main reasons I don't do social media. Been having to use FB a bit recently, found a browser extension (FBP) that blocks most of the unwanted stuff (which is anything and everything that I haven't specifically chosen).

    Mark Schutz
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who created and runs FBP needs to be made a Saint.

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    JudyfromAccounts
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called Instagram Following. Just a dropdown button.

    Ylime
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Click "Instagram" in the top left corner and then click "following"

    Martin Rix
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    use this link - https://www.instagram.com/?variant=following

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    #51

    Screenshot of a relatable social media post about driving distracted, illustrating fatigue with humorous and random thoughts.

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    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a scientific fact, your brain edits out unimportant information and routine driving is high on that list. When you're on a commute you will often not remember it.

    Jude Corrigan
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely the colour of the lights is important?

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    Carolyn Legg
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now I know why people run red lights

    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
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    2 months ago

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    People like this are the ones who cause car accidents.

    Captive
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they just refer to the auto pilot you sometimes have

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    #52

    Tweet about the irony of paying high tuition fees despite free online information, highlighting relatable fatigue humor.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, I long for the days that it was ONLY $30k 🙄

    otiose
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should really shop around. Perhaps start with a two year degree at a community college that is transferrable to a four year, in-state college (cheaper tuition). And DON'T go for 'brand name' institutions. You'd be surprised at how cheaply you can get educated!

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    Trophy Husband
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad works at the university of Miami, so I got to go for free... Which is good because we couldn't have afforded community college... Back then it was like 30k to go, now that same college is 95k and I don't work there so my kids go to a state school and they need to get a scholarship because I can't afford the whole amount!

    Foxglove🇮🇪
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daughter going into second year, between fees, accommodation and living expenses it's running at around €15k per year...

    #53

    Screenshot of a humorous text exchange about DoorDash order delays, highlighting relatable fatigue of being human.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would double tip this one.

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who drive for work always have creative expressions for people who don't understand the traffic rules. Demented Ninja is one of the funniest I've heard.

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    #54

    Tweet humor about gas prices and smart financial decisions, part of hilariously relatable posts to laugh away human fatigue.

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    driedgrapes
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good cause I didn't want no scrub anyway.

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    #56

    Relatable social media post about aging and drinking, fitting the theme of laughing away fatigue of being human.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turning 40 means finally figuring it out and not drinking like I used to

    Space Invader
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turning 50 means telling yourself "screw this" and going back to 30...

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    Ace
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With age comes experience. I can still drink like I did when I was 30, or more, but these days I have the foresight to know what the end result will be, so limit those occasions to when I know I'll be able to deal with the consequences.

    Serena Myers
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rapidly galloping towards 70 means spending money on wills, funerals, lasting power of attorney, with a bottle of wine at Christmas and birthdays as a treat!! Seriously, folks, I know it sounds depressing, but make sure you get everything sorted.

    Yrral Spavit
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fortunately learned in my late teens that drinking was a waste of time. Got hangovers from hell. You could get the same effect (and much cheaper) by smacking yourself in the forehead with a brick - if you desired such a thing.

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    #58

    Tweet about a humorous encounter in Paris, capturing the relatable fatigue of being a human with a funny twist.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no, you are Antoine now.

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless he pronounced it, "Keveen," and then it's se‍x‍y again.

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    #59

    Social media post humorously revealing truths after drinking, capturing hilariously relatable posts about human fatigue.

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they won't judge you & you don't have to pay them $300 an hour.

    Kalikima
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, they'll judge you.

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    #60

    Screenshot of a relatable social media post humorously addressing self-care and fatigue with laughs and human experiences.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's hard to find the middle between spoiling yourself rotten and ground yourself for everything

    #61

    Tweet about cooking dinner for a girlfriend with a funny text from her mom, highlighting relatable humor to laugh away fatigue.

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    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the thought that counts, really. ❤️

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    #62

    Text messages from mom critiquing mashed potatoes and mentioning DoorDash app, showing relatable humor in everyday human life.

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    #63

    Text message exchange showing a relatable and funny conversation about looking like a parent, illustrating fatigue relief humor.

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    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross. I'll never understand how some people still think marriage is a marker of success.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The few people I know who never married or delayed it for many years are the happiest I ever met. Some basically said they felt like they dodged a bullet.

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    Nina
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but did she have the freedom her daughter has?

    #65

    Tweet about a Yahoo email running cover for 20 years to avoid cluttering the primary inbox in hilarious relatable posts.

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    Wyrdwoman
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the other way round for me. My Gmail is my cr@p repository.

    Ace
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have four or five gmail addresses for different purposes. This one for business, this one for personal, this one for websites I was forced to sign up for once upon a time...

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Gmail accounts all stay beautifully full, and I never see them. A perfect relationship.

    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Started with geocites, my email address migrated to yahoo. Still my primary email address. No junk. Very good spam filter.

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    #66

    Tweet by maxwittert about doing dry January with a humorous twist, laughing away fatigue with relatable humor.

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    #67

    Tweet about refusing to fix typos in texts, reflecting relatable and humorous human fatigue in everyday communication.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crystal, my friend . . . . . . .

    Grumpy Old Broad
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good practice for figuring out what all the overly edited BP posts say

    #68

    Funny relatable social media post about joining other couples' arguments, perfect for laughter and fatigue relief.

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or be the referee in case it gets ugly.

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh no definitely join in if they are on speaker. If they'd wanted privacy they wouldn't have put it on speaker.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT's what I need...TWO women telling me I'm wrong.

    otiose
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first step is admitting you have a problem

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We already got that. It's called marriage counseling.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking more like financial threesomes, I could use another couple of paychecks in this economy.

    #69

    Man in colorful hoodie with text I am Kenough, raising hand, showcasing relatable humor to laugh away fatigue of being human.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subtitle at the bottom of the image: Soy suficienKEN.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious - signed, a german

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like "soy suficiKENte" would work better

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    #70

    Tweet about the relatable struggle to focus on TV, highlighting humor in human fatigue and everyday distractions.

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    Doug Moyer
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wife and I went to a nice little bar/cafe near us for dinner last night. Afterwards, we played Mexican train dominos and chatted. Didn't look at the phone for like two hours. Didn't even get the DTs...

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    #71

    Tweet by user yamini humorously describing the fatigue of being human while wearing a bodysuit in a Starbucks bathroom.

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    wowbagger
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When these were popular back in the 90s, they had snaps at the bottom. Do they not have that anymore?

    otiose
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bodysuits are much older than that! https://moonwoodwear.com/blogs/news/the-history-of-bodysuits-from-dancewear-to-fashion-staple

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    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should see the hottie that just appeared in a pop-up.

    #72

    Tweet about microdosing PTO by dissociating during workday, showing relatable fatigue humor for humans.

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    #73

    Tweet about the disorienting experience at Costco, humorously relatable to fatigue of being human.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you've got to have something to put the amount of cereal you get at Costco into...

    Carolyn Legg
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like dish soap in the soda aisle

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For people who eat a lot of Cream of Wheat.

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    #74

    Text post showing funny and relatable examples of exciting texts from friends, highlighting fatigue relief through humor.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "SHUT THE F**K UP" when no one had been talking is another good start

    Gordon
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latter is the one that always makes me nervous...

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    #75

    Tweet by a user humorously describing relatable comedy about friends saying words wrong, illustrating fatigue relief.

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at a Toastmasters Club meeting & a guy who'd been given "Fatalities in Small Boats" as the topic of his talk said "Fertilities" the first time around. He was unhappy for a long time afterwards, not helped by seeing some members & guests struggle unsuccessfully not to react

    KnightOwl86
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago my sister was telling me about a guy she was talking to and his kids, she said "his youngest is called Penny-lope, who names a kid Penny-lope?" I looked at her like she was crazy and burst out laughing before saying "you mean penelope?" Even now 2/3yrs later whenever she mentions him i ask "how is Penny-lope?"

    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    five years after I said lighter like 'ley-ter' my friends and I still think it's the funniest thing imaginable

    Carolyn Legg
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to laugh at yourself.

    #76

    Tweet by George Christanza humorously expressing relatable fatigue with texting back using lots of hahaha replies.

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    #77

    Tweet about wanting a boyfriend without effort, relatable humor to laugh away the fatigue of being a human.

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    Gordon
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can respect the idea of cutting out the middle man .. it's efficient.

    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strangely, this happened to me, at least with a GF. Not actually walked up etc, but not far off....

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    #78

    Tweet about Times Square New Year’s Eve celebration humor, part of hilariously relatable posts to laugh away fatigue of being human.

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    Riobha
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late partner was almost 5' tall. She went in the early '60s and said it was the scariest experience she ever had. The crowd literally picked her up and carried her away...

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    #79

    Tweet from Chris joking about finding money in his jeans and laughing away the fatigue with relatable humor.

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    #80

    Tweet about starting a party trend called Gandalfing, humorously telling relatable posts to laugh away fatigue.

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    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignoring the "start time", I'll arrive precisely when I mean to

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't work for me, I usually AM the shortest person in any group.

    #81

    Social media post humorously describing being hungover as a top excuse, reflecting relatable fatigue of being human.

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    #82

    Tweet by Dana Donnelly humorously reflecting on commitment, showcasing relatable content that helps laugh away the fatigue of being human.

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    AC
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way dating sites are going the only men getting laid are rich a$$holes who treat women like accessories or tall a$$holes who are selfish and treat women like $hit

    Beth H
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Untrue, my boyfriend is awesome and I met him that way.

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    #83

    Text message screenshot with a humorous typo showing a relatable funny post about laughter and fatigue relief.

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    #84

    Tweet humor highlighting relatable human fatigue about aging and time passing, matching SEO keywords from hilarious relatable posts.

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    Phantom Phoenix
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does 1989 simultaneously feel like 20 years ago and 100 years ago?

    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a coworker who is 21. I was his age when he was born. I don't usually think too much about my age, but I had a mini existential crisis when I realized I'm old enough to have a child who is old enough to legally purchase and consume alcohol 🤦‍♀️

    #85

    Screenshot of a humorous text exchange reflecting relatable fatigue in human interactions from hilariously relatable posts.

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    #86

    Tweet about calling a mental breakdown a menty b, humorously relating to fatigue of being human.

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    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Menty B shall be my rapper pseudonym. I wrote pseudonym correctly my first try, please praise me.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a text where someone described the cost of living crisis as “cossy livs crisis”. I died inside

    AC
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was gonna be my THC pill name

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    #87

    Tweet by bailey moon about seeing her ex’s current fiancé charged for pizza on Venmo, capturing relatable humor and fatigue relief.

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    Dorothea Lehmann
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can one just see other people's venmo transactions? Sounds awful.

    PunnyPanda
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the amounts, but the "what's it for?" bit, unless you set it to private. Yeah, I find it creepy too. I dont need a checking acct app/social media hybrid, thank you very much, lol

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    #88

    Tweet about opening an email with frustration, humorously reflecting relatable fatigue in everyday human experiences.

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    #89

    Social media post humorously explaining girl math related to concert tickets to laugh away fatigue of being human.

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    Beth H
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess we know who isn’t getting laid in the comments!

    Chilli
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl math is "If I buy something on sale I actually made money."

    tameson
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a present that you bought for yourself six months ago so, yes, it is free. Same thing with vacations.

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    #90

    Social media post humorously suggesting you can be drunk at work with nobody checking, reflecting fatigue and relatable human humor.

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    murmelinpaiva
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was working at a hospital on night shift when they brought in a guy who was drunk on the job at a steel mill and lost both his hands in a pressing machine.

    AC
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're a bus driver

    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't recommend this in the US. If you're involved in an accident while on the clock, whether it's your fault or not, you can be denied workman's comp.

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me that was sarcasm. Or not.

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