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When you grab your phone and start scrolling through your Twitter feed, it’s quite easy to drown in a torrent of terrible news, social injustices, and angry political memes. Your mood suddenly drops and you’re left thinking that the world is a rough and dangerous place.

If that’s the case, it seems like you should tweak your Twitter algorithm because there’s plenty of light-hearted and humorous content just waiting to be discovered. Take a look at Gems Of Replies, an account dedicated to sharing some of the wittiest comebacks ever seen on this social media platform.

From shutting down someone arrogantly flaunting their ignorance to taking the opportunity to poke fun at silly beliefs, we have collected some of the most spot-on and hilarious comebacks shared by the account. Continue scrolling and upvote your favorite ones!

Psst! If you’re in the mood for some more inspiration for your future razor-sharp retorts, check out our previous posts right here, here, and here.

#1

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kjorn
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tea. it's not from Britain

Catherine Binder
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3 years ago

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The make Britain great again movement is extremely American.

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    #2

    Lmao That Was Epic

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When and where did she lose her marbles?

    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine thinking it's better for kids to get STDS than it is to teach them how to use a f*****g condom

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, she's assuming they won't do it at all if they don't hear anything about it. Out of touch with reality.

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    Alexandra Davis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love Mama Dr Jones. Well recommend her YouTube channel!

    Blackstone
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seconded. She is the absolute best. If anyone hasn't seen her YouTube channel, they should definitely check it out. Great accurate medical info and she's hilarious.

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    Monic Krugell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO, more girls report their pregnancies and knows that there are options and support structures to legally help them.....

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even if, in which way is other people's abortions, pregnancies, or lack thereof, any of Mrs. Alley's business? Isn't she busy getting fat and skinny and fat and skinny and fat and skinny over and over again or something?

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the great orange one took over the White House.

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess that was before my time cuz I have no idea who that is

    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere behind the bar at cheers

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    Twitter has become the perfect arena for many online comedians to share those little jokes and puns to make our days a bit brighter. It’s full of sharp, curt replies that grab our attention and let us forget about our daily burdens, even if just for a little while.

    Bored Panda reached out to Gems Of Replies to learn more about the account and the inspiration behind it. The creators were kind enough to have a little chat with us and started out by mentioning that the project started organically.

    The idea came about because they wanted to provide laughs to the audience on Twitter since sometimes it is seen as “a very serious medium and a social platform which is full of negativity and toxicity.”

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    #3

    Hate Cancel Culture

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    Dodo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't understand people who say cancel culture is new. It's as old as dirt, it just had different names.

    Marco Hub-Dub
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It used to be called “accountability,” albeit maybe not always as public and global as it now is.

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    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God has been cancelling people for a very longtime. Remember when he killed everyone in a city and turned the wife to salt for just looking. And then drowned everyone and every animal except for a few... Did the animals also sin?

    KatHat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those stories - in the Old Testament - are mainly allegories and fables.

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    Jessi Lovely
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God cancelled a whole city, several people groups, oh, and THE WORLD once too, remember the flood story? That’s cos no one was “worthy”.

    Nathan Pogorzala
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consequences for your actions is nothing new. You're not being cancelled, you're just being exposed as the piece of s**t that you are.

    13
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    3 years ago

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    Except nowadays cancel happens before proof is delivered. So no, not at all like you said.

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    just_a_snake_in_a_hat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God cancelled Lucifer into his own cancel dimension

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember saying vote with your dollar? you say cancel culture, I say free capitalistic market working as intended.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not to mention the so called flood

    Julie Harden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he not read about the flood?

    Todo Nada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And their descendants. Do not forget that.

    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't there a flood that was practically genocide??

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    #4

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    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be more hilarious if they said "Cut the porn Anand"

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    Slick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He caught himself red handed and made it public lol

    Alan Green
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of someone I know who started using Wish website and he said "Yeah it's quite good but don't you get fed up of all the sex toys it's constantly suggesting?". Had to tell him I don't get any sex toys showing, it recommends items according to your browsing habits.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair, I had to write to the customer service of another shopping app I had recently started using at the time because, for some mysterious reasons, it was suggesting me to buy freaking guns. Real guns, not toys. Here in S. Korea. F that! I never ever pursued anything like that, heck, even the video games I play are about swords and magic. Why and how the heck did they think that guns would be the perfect item for me (aren't they even illegal here?) I had to write to customer service asking them to fix those algorithms or remove those things from my suggestions permanently because I found it very disturbing. Eventually they complied, which I'm grateful for, but damn, those search engines surely can get weird.

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    Zedrapazia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, i also get advertising for penis enlargements or stuff like that despite I'm not even a man, so that targeting system isn't flawless

    Daria B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Maybe poor guy was simply looking for some underwear, and then the algorithms went like "woohoooo panties!"

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    Jessica Gunn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are underwear ads considered "obscene and vulgar" now?

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like that joke where a man complains to his wife that the social media sites he is visiting, recently only show ads about gay nightclubs.

    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We suggest you clean and delete your personal history after this burn and move to the other end of the world.

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not strictly true. A lot of the time these ads are based on age and demographic when they are personalized.

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    “So we thought why not feature content from Twitter only, which had captivated our attention and was memorable in nature, so we thought that we’ll catalog those replies and that’s how we started,” they explained.

    Gems Of Replies was created only last month and since then it amassed more than 49.1K followers who are greatly entertained by their content. “People enjoy reading a good reply—it holds their attention because of its spontaneous expression showcasing superior wit and excellent humor. Now, who wouldn’t enjoy that?”

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    #5

    Bubbles, Look Out!

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    Salti Kitten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm on the bus to work literally dying right now!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    Chip Chipovich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Powerpuff Girls is a cartoon about three superhero girls, and one of the villains, I think his name is Mojojojo, looks like this guy.

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    #6

    Medical Insurance Should Take A Look Of This. Lol

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    Terese
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when kids get used as an object in someone’s joke like this.

    Rick
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    3 years ago

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    That’s why The Maury Show exists 💁🏽‍♂️

    When you think about it, getting a good laugh is the obvious goal of a snappy and funny retort. According to the curators of the account, the secret of a hilarious comeback “is giving a reply which elevates the level of discourse and also tickles our funny bone. Trying too hard doesn’t always work, the replies just happen.”

    When it comes to finding these hilarious replies floating around Twitter, the team behind Gems Of Replies search and explore all the content themselves. Needless to say, the audience “also helps us by sharing with us any funny replies that they’ve encountered.”

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    #7

    Netflix Got No Chill.

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate his innocence in this one :')

    Evil Hornet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that free roast comes with subscribtion! :D Niiice

    Mr Darlington
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Da*m Bryan, that's not how it works

    C. Wade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's your fault for making it past the intro credits, Bryan.

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OUCH!!! He don't need butter for the burn... he needs whipped cream... wait... WHAT???

    Jake S.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its called netflix and chill, not netflix and watch a movie

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    “With the love, support, and appreciation that we’ve received, it’s not difficult to manage the account,” they said, feeling grateful for all the encouragement they’ve been getting.

    On a final note, they wanted to add that they’re just trying to “spread happiness in this world by curating humorous content so that people can forget their tension and worries for a few minutes. If we’ve been able to do that, then please continue to support us as you all have already done.”

    #8

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    Head Mills
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she gave more of the money away shortly after the divorce than Bezos did ever.

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    #9

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    Dodo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that she capitalised muslin makes me think she was trying to get this reaction

    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, the 3rd sentence makes zero sense for humans/religion, but 100% sense for fabric. My autocorrect also randomly changes words wrongly into capital letters as I write in 2 languages.

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    Pain
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be frank, I read it as “Muslims” at first.

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! Even though the sentence doesn't even make sense for people i was confused because it's written with capital M

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In all honesty today I learned there's a fabric called muslin

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You may have seen it before. It's the usually off-white fabric that stitchers most frequently use to pattern a new piece. It's also often the cheapest fabric in a shop, so if you've ever needed cheap, basic fabric for anything, it's probably what you bought.

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    RatherLoopy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    +1 for Abhishek's measured response, even if he did misunderstand.

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wrap that you use for babies made out of muslin are often called muslins. I think that's what she might be referring to

    Lainie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With this capitalized M it really creates confusion. It's like she did it on purpose.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there such a thing as a Muslin yarn? I have 1001 Nights free, and I was thinking I might make an Afghan to pass the time. I already made a cool Ottoman. (Yeah, I guess capitalization is important.)

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people read what they want to read. And yes, muslin sucks.

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    #10

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    Rick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy shiiiiiiit!! 😵

    Screen S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That escalated quickly! and i hope the woman now has a beautiful and happy life!

    I' Gomez & Morticia's kid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To @Bobert Robertson yet she still has point. He still married someone w/out divorce from his 1st one. Which is Illegal in India, you can't be Remarried without divorce from previous one.

    Nugua
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can only divorce after being separated at least a year. And nobody said he his married to the woman in the picture.

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    Liz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m hung up on “does baby Tara look more” look more what?

    PeopleAreGaySteven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did this to my ex’s girlfriend right after he cheated and left. she posted about our house i was living in, called me a “current tenant.” so i posted a comment that said, “current tenant, current wife, what’s the difference.” 😏

    MagNat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope that baby Tara looks more like his new partner's male best friend.

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    #11

    What A Good Reply

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    Sue Hazlewood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Marco, stop going to war, you are totally unarmed.

    jammer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh he’s armed all right, he’s just always handing all his ammo to the opponent. With instructions.

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    Caro Caro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marco Rubio is a POS. Quoting the bible and then doing the reverse makes him a hypocrite.

    Bill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot that scam Christian College in FL.

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    Walking On Sunshine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump Trash still trying to stay relevant.

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Christian values"

    Kai David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't Rubio vote against social services that helped provide food shelter and drinkable water??

    Oopsydaisy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does he even tweet something like that and think it's ok? Absolutely no concept.

    KatHat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He does it all the time. Virtue-signalling to the Christo-fascists who support him.

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    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs a wider audience!

    Spring Fisk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    John Fugelsang's quote is powerful. We are called to help the sick, the immigrant and the poor. As a Christian this odd mix of Christianity and politics makes me sick. Let us all do what we can to help our neighbors that is the most important part.

    Lucky2BAlive
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marco Rubio - you answer with a biblical passage. Separation of church and state ring a bell?

    Diane Aguilar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI for those of you who don't know: John Fugelsang was a VH1 VJ and co-host of "America's Funniest Home Videos" back in the day who started off as a comedian and returned to the world of comedy after being on television, but would know theology very, very well considering his father was a former priest and his mother a former nun who both left their vocations to marry and start a family.

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    #12

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    Some Cool Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone forgot to change accounts first

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self love is very important

    Legend_Trooper
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some one forgot to switch to their alt

    Robecca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta back yourself

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is funny and sad at the same time.

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    #13

    Still Yachtless

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right now I'm yachtless and shirtless. Does this make me the loser?

    Lainie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if you don't create tweets about other people out of sheer jealousy.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, people should not take photos of people without their consent, that's terribly intrusive, especially in private circumstances.

    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Papparazzo are sadly karma houdinis it seems; no matter how they photograph a celeb, tgey won't get in trouble

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the act of mimicking when you are socializing

    IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hahv ay rezohlooshun too say theingz foneticly noww. I'ts a yot.

    Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still, he has more muscles than I have, and i'm not a father, so no excuses for me to have a dad bod. But i'm working on that.

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    #14

    Ticks Also Gotta Eat ,

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the flowers don't appreciate it

    Peter Polansky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's no flowers , it's god damned rapeseed monoculture desert.

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    Roxy Eastland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is the field of oil seed rape then the smell is not pleasant, so the image in my mind is of us trying to leave.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people use the oil from this to cook with - canola!

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    Jana Grossmann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably very illegal as you are destroying a farmers crops and trespassing private property.. That is why people are meant to stay on provided public foot paths for..

    Eb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's oil seed rape my nose and eyes would be streaming and I'd be sneezing every ten seconds.

    Cat Crazy Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same here. I don't like the smell from it either tbh. =/

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    Ilona Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like rapeseed. Do you know how bad rapeseed smells?

    Marianne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever walked along one of these fields in a white or yellow shirt? These bed sheets alone will draw millions of those tiny black bugs.

    Cat Crazy Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Terrible. I think they might call them "pollen beatle" .. millions.. *shudder*

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    Georgia Hebert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Concept: Lovely Execution: Not so much

    MagNat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...when the farmer appears with his shotgun.

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    #15

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    Slick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can literally imagine that guy flipping a table as he says "are you serious ?" in my mind eyes lol

    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My geography is terrible, and even I know that's not a good thing

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    XSpooky_Mint
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be a bot, like they send the same thing everytime it reads "Thank you" or "Thanks"?

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bods (and some people) don't understand sarcasm.

    The Scout
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a Douglas Adams quote: "Airports are ugly (...)This ugliness arises because airports are full of people who are tired, cross, and have just discovered that their luggage has landed in Murmansk (Murmansk airport is the only exception of this otherwise infallible rule)" (The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (1988))

    Cat Crazy Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they replied that way cause they just saw "Thankyou!blablablabla"

    Lainie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. Something's wrong with Calcutta?! :p

    C. Wade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IndiGo either don't get sarcasm or they really don't care haha

    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sarcasm is not for everyone. I am not sure which.

    Mayrene Chester
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most likely a bot picking up keywords for auto-response.

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    #16

    When You Complain About A Long Video But Your Comment Runs On Too Long And Now Your Comment Works As A Criticism Of Itself And… It’s Happening Again Isn’t It?

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    #17

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    Michelle C
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I kicked my mom so hard at Macy's that she pissed herself!

    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I beat the s**t out of my mom

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid did that and I hated her, truly! I was like "let me get some sleep" and she'd be like "It's paaaaarty tiiime! Let's break-dance!" Well, she has not kicked me for the past 16 years, so I guess I should not hold a grudge.

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    Camilo Is best
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a meme where Dream said "babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it once and im the one who gets arrested"

    Vetti
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    3 years ago

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    Erik Lawrence
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    3 years ago

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    im not sure you understand what clever means.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has executed many bishops too

    D Gangwere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PETA has the largest animal crematorium in the US. They kill between 80% and 90% of the animals they "rescue". See petakillsanimals (dot)com. petakillsanimals (dot) com/proof-peta-kills/#why-peta-kills

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    C. Wade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm out of the loop on this one. If somebody is kind enough to explain :)

    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The knight in chess is often a horse-shaped piece.

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    T. D. Bostick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they're called knights...

    RandomX123
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Hindi and Bengali they are called horses

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    Marcellus II
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anaesthesiologist in most European systems the best paid.

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm... submitted by an old-fashioned Brit? Dentists ARE doctors.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most countries consider dental work to be cosmetic rather than healthcare, so the fees are higher per procedure.

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    Lauren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about plastic surgeons? That specialty is like 95% out of pocket.

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dentists are doctors. They have their PhD, so they are doctors.

    Evil Little Thing
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, dentists have DMD (doctorate of medical dentistry) or DDS (doctorate of dental surgery), which have the same training and are only differentiated by what dentistry school gave them. Dentistry is a professional degree similar to MD, OD, DVM, PharmD, etc, and not comparable to a PhD. PhDs are terminal degrees and require more time, and effort than professional doctorates, as well as *very* different kind of training.

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    AliJanx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DDS=Doctor of Dental Surgery. D.M.D.=Doctor of Medical Dentistry. Ph.D=Doctor of Philosophy Dentists are doctors...anatomy, physiology, pharmacology, etc. all part of the coursework.

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    C. Wade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After going through the trouble of finding out for him ahahah

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... it's not like I didn't Sikh them out...

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    Official_Blink
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    3 years ago

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    C. Wade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad you figured that one out, chief

    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people really have too much time in their lives and too much sense of entertainment. For our good sake.

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    Walter Brameld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he made his opinion public, so...yes. Yes, it does.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like it without sugar but they say that the flavour is better and stronger without

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every now & then I'll taste a sip of my coffee without sugar - it's stronger, but I gotta have my cream, sugar, & a double spoonful of dark chocolate syrup!

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    XSpooky_Mint
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coffee with sugar freaks me out

    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I loke my sugar with coffee and cream"

    Friend Kelli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my sugar without coffee in it.

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    Dodo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who don't get the joke: Salman Khan's big on poaching

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When guy DMs them PUNE police is going to find out he's son of some politician or some don and they will drive him to that lady themselves.

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir you have won the lottery!!!

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    Official_Blink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gosh 😂 I laughed way too hard on this

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm beginning to fear that I never really left primary school 🤣

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    PurpleDoople
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the guy up there who was a creep.

    RandomX123
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UP is the abbreviation of Uttar Pradesh, a state in India. It can be pronounced as "You Pee"

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    BasedWang
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    face palm at the comments. Yall never heard "Spell I CUP then say funny colors" *little kid snicker*

    Sanni Salo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me way too long to get this...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I nearly peed in my pants with this🤣🤣🤣🤣Alone of course

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the Northern Michigan peninsula, and realize its nickname is "UP."

    JB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YYZ/Pearson to Toronto Union Station is called UP Express. Now think it sounds less like a train and more like a run to the loo.

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    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand this one, can someone explain?

    ᴠᴀ̈ɪɴᴏ
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    AYO APPLY ALOE TO DAT BURNNNNNNNNNNNNN OOOOOOOOFFF

    Lainie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The joke is gone, the party's over... Pls don't yell stupid sh*t.

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ram Mandir is a new Hindu temple in Uttar Pradesh and this man donated around 6000 Euro or 7000 Dollar (500 000 Rupies). (Edit: donated)

    Nugua
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you spend money for in a temple? Or did he donate it?

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    Nugua
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does POK stand for? (Sorry, English is not my native language.)

    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a specific knowledge of Indian English for this list of posts, I don't know what POK is either

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    Jessi Lovely
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel icky when people esp dudes make judgey comments like this. “Should” 😬 kinda humiliating drawing attention to this publicly, no?

    Lola G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry for being a human equipped with legs for walking and not flying or hovering over the beach -_-

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is neither innocent nor funny reply. He is basically telling her to go to Pakistan chances are she was born in India to Indian parents. In other words not same but similar is asking a person born in USA to Mexican parents to go back to their country. There isn't much difference between sangh sevaks and MAGAts.

    Teacher Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious. Can anyone explain?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Partition of India at independence. Massive intercommunal violence, people trying to escape between India and Pakistan both ways, trains full of murdered people. Probably best you look it up

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