When you grab your phone and start scrolling through your Twitter feed, it’s quite easy to drown in a torrent of terrible news, social injustices, and angry political memes. Your mood suddenly drops and you’re left thinking that the world is a rough and dangerous place.
If that’s the case, it seems like you should tweak your Twitter algorithm because there’s plenty of light-hearted and humorous content just waiting to be discovered. Take a look at Gems Of Replies, an account dedicated to sharing some of the wittiest comebacks ever seen on this social media platform.
From shutting down someone arrogantly flaunting their ignorance to taking the opportunity to poke fun at silly beliefs, we have collected some of the most spot-on and hilarious comebacks shared by the account. Continue scrolling and upvote your favorite ones!
Psst! If you’re in the mood for some more inspiration for your future razor-sharp retorts, check out our previous posts right here, here, and here.
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Imagine thinking it's better for kids to get STDS than it is to teach them how to use a f*****g condom
Sadly, she's assuming they won't do it at all if they don't hear anything about it. Out of touch with reality.
Load More Replies...Seconded. She is the absolute best. If anyone hasn't seen her YouTube channel, they should definitely check it out. Great accurate medical info and she's hilarious.
Load More Replies...NO, more girls report their pregnancies and knows that there are options and support structures to legally help them.....
Twitter has become the perfect arena for many online comedians to share those little jokes and puns to make our days a bit brighter. It’s full of sharp, curt replies that grab our attention and let us forget about our daily burdens, even if just for a little while.
Bored Panda reached out to Gems Of Replies to learn more about the account and the inspiration behind it. The creators were kind enough to have a little chat with us and started out by mentioning that the project started organically.
The idea came about because they wanted to provide laughs to the audience on Twitter since sometimes it is seen as “a very serious medium and a social platform which is full of negativity and toxicity.”
This is why I don't understand people who say cancel culture is new. It's as old as dirt, it just had different names.
It used to be called “accountability,” albeit maybe not always as public and global as it now is.
Load More Replies...God has been cancelling people for a very longtime. Remember when he killed everyone in a city and turned the wife to salt for just looking. And then drowned everyone and every animal except for a few... Did the animals also sin?
Those stories - in the Old Testament - are mainly allegories and fables.
Load More Replies...God cancelled a whole city, several people groups, oh, and THE WORLD once too, remember the flood story? That’s cos no one was “worthy”.
Consequences for your actions is nothing new. You're not being cancelled, you're just being exposed as the piece of s**t that you are.
Remember saying vote with your dollar? you say cancel culture, I say free capitalistic market working as intended.
It would be more hilarious if they said "Cut the porn Anand"
Load More Replies...Reminds me of someone I know who started using Wish website and he said "Yeah it's quite good but don't you get fed up of all the sex toys it's constantly suggesting?". Had to tell him I don't get any sex toys showing, it recommends items according to your browsing habits.
Well, to be fair, I had to write to the customer service of another shopping app I had recently started using at the time because, for some mysterious reasons, it was suggesting me to buy freaking guns. Real guns, not toys. Here in S. Korea. F that! I never ever pursued anything like that, heck, even the video games I play are about swords and magic. Why and how the heck did they think that guns would be the perfect item for me (aren't they even illegal here?) I had to write to customer service asking them to fix those algorithms or remove those things from my suggestions permanently because I found it very disturbing. Eventually they complied, which I'm grateful for, but damn, those search engines surely can get weird.
Load More Replies...To be honest, i also get advertising for penis enlargements or stuff like that despite I'm not even a man, so that targeting system isn't flawless
Exactly. Maybe poor guy was simply looking for some underwear, and then the algorithms went like "woohoooo panties!"
Load More Replies...This is like that joke where a man complains to his wife that the social media sites he is visiting, recently only show ads about gay nightclubs.
We suggest you clean and delete your personal history after this burn and move to the other end of the world.
Not strictly true. A lot of the time these ads are based on age and demographic when they are personalized.
“So we thought why not feature content from Twitter only, which had captivated our attention and was memorable in nature, so we thought that we’ll catalog those replies and that’s how we started,” they explained.
Gems Of Replies was created only last month and since then it amassed more than 49.1K followers who are greatly entertained by their content. “People enjoy reading a good reply—it holds their attention because of its spontaneous expression showcasing superior wit and excellent humor. Now, who wouldn’t enjoy that?”
The Powerpuff Girls is a cartoon about three superhero girls, and one of the villains, I think his name is Mojojojo, looks like this guy.
Load More Replies...When you think about it, getting a good laugh is the obvious goal of a snappy and funny retort. According to the curators of the account, the secret of a hilarious comeback “is giving a reply which elevates the level of discourse and also tickles our funny bone. Trying too hard doesn’t always work, the replies just happen.”
When it comes to finding these hilarious replies floating around Twitter, the team behind Gems Of Replies search and explore all the content themselves. Needless to say, the audience “also helps us by sharing with us any funny replies that they’ve encountered.”
I think Netflix has ALL the chill - it's Bryan that has none.
Load More Replies...OUCH!!! He don't need butter for the burn... he needs whipped cream... wait... WHAT???
“With the love, support, and appreciation that we’ve received, it’s not difficult to manage the account,” they said, feeling grateful for all the encouragement they’ve been getting.
On a final note, they wanted to add that they’re just trying to “spread happiness in this world by curating humorous content so that people can forget their tension and worries for a few minutes. If we’ve been able to do that, then please continue to support us as you all have already done.”
And she gave more of the money away shortly after the divorce than Bezos did ever.
The fact that she capitalised muslin makes me think she was trying to get this reaction
Nah, the 3rd sentence makes zero sense for humans/religion, but 100% sense for fabric. My autocorrect also randomly changes words wrongly into capital letters as I write in 2 languages.
Load More Replies...Me too! Even though the sentence doesn't even make sense for people i was confused because it's written with capital M
Load More Replies...You may have seen it before. It's the usually off-white fabric that stitchers most frequently use to pattern a new piece. It's also often the cheapest fabric in a shop, so if you've ever needed cheap, basic fabric for anything, it's probably what you bought.
Load More Replies...The wrap that you use for babies made out of muslin are often called muslins. I think that's what she might be referring to
Is there such a thing as a Muslin yarn? I have 1001 Nights free, and I was thinking I might make an Afghan to pass the time. I already made a cool Ottoman. (Yeah, I guess capitalization is important.)
To @Bobert Robertson yet she still has point. He still married someone w/out divorce from his 1st one. Which is Illegal in India, you can't be Remarried without divorce from previous one.
You can only divorce after being separated at least a year. And nobody said he his married to the woman in the picture.
Load More Replies...i did this to my ex’s girlfriend right after he cheated and left. she posted about our house i was living in, called me a “current tenant.” so i posted a comment that said, “current tenant, current wife, what’s the difference.” 😏
Oh he’s armed all right, he’s just always handing all his ammo to the opponent. With instructions.
Load More Replies...Marco Rubio is a POS. Quoting the bible and then doing the reverse makes him a hypocrite.
How does he even tweet something like that and think it's ok? Absolutely no concept.
He does it all the time. Virtue-signalling to the Christo-fascists who support him.
Load More Replies...John Fugelsang's quote is powerful. We are called to help the sick, the immigrant and the poor. As a Christian this odd mix of Christianity and politics makes me sick. Let us all do what we can to help our neighbors that is the most important part.
Marco Rubio - you answer with a biblical passage. Separation of church and state ring a bell?
FYI for those of you who don't know: John Fugelsang was a VH1 VJ and co-host of "America's Funniest Home Videos" back in the day who started off as a comedian and returned to the world of comedy after being on television, but would know theology very, very well considering his father was a former priest and his mother a former nun who both left their vocations to marry and start a family.
Forgot he was still signed in on his actual account on his phone...
Load More Replies...Not if you don't create tweets about other people out of sheer jealousy.
Load More Replies...Also, people should not take photos of people without their consent, that's terribly intrusive, especially in private circumstances.
Papparazzo are sadly karma houdinis it seems; no matter how they photograph a celeb, tgey won't get in trouble
Load More Replies...I hahv ay rezohlooshun too say theingz foneticly noww. I'ts a yot.
Still, he has more muscles than I have, and i'm not a father, so no excuses for me to have a dad bod. But i'm working on that.
Load More Replies...It's no flowers , it's god damned rapeseed monoculture desert.
Load More Replies...If that is the field of oil seed rape then the smell is not pleasant, so the image in my mind is of us trying to leave.
And people use the oil from this to cook with - canola!
Load More Replies...This is probably very illegal as you are destroying a farmers crops and trespassing private property.. That is why people are meant to stay on provided public foot paths for..
If that's oil seed rape my nose and eyes would be streaming and I'd be sneezing every ten seconds.
Same here. I don't like the smell from it either tbh. =/
Load More Replies...Have you ever walked along one of these fields in a white or yellow shirt? These bed sheets alone will draw millions of those tiny black bugs.
Yeah. Terrible. I think they might call them "pollen beatle" .. millions.. *shudder*
Load More Replies...I can literally imagine that guy flipping a table as he says "are you serious ?" in my mind eyes lol
My geography is terrible, and even I know that's not a good thing
Load More Replies...It might be a bot, like they send the same thing everytime it reads "Thank you" or "Thanks"?
Reminds me of a Douglas Adams quote: "Airports are ugly (...)This ugliness arises because airports are full of people who are tired, cross, and have just discovered that their luggage has landed in Murmansk (Murmansk airport is the only exception of this otherwise infallible rule)" (The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul (1988))
Maybe they replied that way cause they just saw "Thankyou!blablablabla"
My kid did that and I hated her, truly! I was like "let me get some sleep" and she'd be like "It's paaaaarty tiiime! Let's break-dance!" Well, she has not kicked me for the past 16 years, so I guess I should not hold a grudge.
Load More Replies...Reminds me of a meme where Dream said "babies kick pregnant women all the time but I do it once and im the one who gets arrested"
PETA has the largest animal crematorium in the US. They kill between 80% and 90% of the animals they "rescue". See petakillsanimals (dot)com. petakillsanimals (dot) com/proof-peta-kills/#why-peta-kills
Load More Replies...The knight in chess is often a horse-shaped piece.
Load More Replies...Good, I am rather fond of not waking up during surgery
Load More Replies...Most countries consider dental work to be cosmetic rather than healthcare, so the fees are higher per procedure.
Load More Replies...No, dentists have DMD (doctorate of medical dentistry) or DDS (doctorate of dental surgery), which have the same training and are only differentiated by what dentistry school gave them. Dentistry is a professional degree similar to MD, OD, DVM, PharmD, etc, and not comparable to a PhD. PhDs are terminal degrees and require more time, and effort than professional doctorates, as well as *very* different kind of training.
Load More Replies...I mean... it's not like I didn't Sikh them out...
Load More Replies...Some people really have too much time in their lives and too much sense of entertainment. For our good sake.
I don't like it without sugar but they say that the flavour is better and stronger without
Every now & then I'll taste a sip of my coffee without sugar - it's stronger, but I gotta have my cream, sugar, & a double spoonful of dark chocolate syrup!
Load More Replies...Didn't he run over some people sleeping on the footpath with his car as well?
Load More Replies...When guy DMs them PUNE police is going to find out he's son of some politician or some don and they will drive him to that lady themselves.
I'm beginning to fear that I never really left primary school 🤣
Load More Replies...UP is the abbreviation of Uttar Pradesh, a state in India. It can be pronounced as "You Pee"
Load More Replies...face palm at the comments. Yall never heard "Spell I CUP then say funny colors" *little kid snicker*
Look at the Northern Michigan peninsula, and realize its nickname is "UP."
I dont understand photoshoping bewbs and butts. I hate it honestly.
Unlees their made smaller. Then I'm happy.
Load More Replies...The joke is gone, the party's over... Pls don't yell stupid sh*t.
Load More Replies...Ram Mandir is a new Hindu temple in Uttar Pradesh and this man donated around 6000 Euro or 7000 Dollar (500 000 Rupies). (Edit: donated)
What do you spend money for in a temple? Or did he donate it?
Load More Replies...You need a specific knowledge of Indian English for this list of posts, I don't know what POK is either
Load More Replies...That is very much Indian... We are like this only. LOL
Load More Replies...I feel icky when people esp dudes make judgey comments like this. “Should” 😬 kinda humiliating drawing attention to this publicly, no?
This is neither innocent nor funny reply. He is basically telling her to go to Pakistan chances are she was born in India to Indian parents. In other words not same but similar is asking a person born in USA to Mexican parents to go back to their country. There isn't much difference between sangh sevaks and MAGAts.
Partition of India at independence. Massive intercommunal violence, people trying to escape between India and Pakistan both ways, trains full of murdered people. Probably best you look it up
Load More Replies...I don't smell burnt toast, but I think something is wrong with me. I don't understand any number of these.
Agreed, I think this is some sort of maybe India- based thread? No idea honestly, maybe bp has a huge following I'm unaware of in other countries
Load More Replies...I didn't understand some of these. But it's always good to learn about other cultures.
It was fine at the beginning but then it turned into Indian related comebacks and i couldn't undertsand the majority of them.
Really surprised to see Indian content here. I hope BP keeps up with topics from diverse cultures.
What's with all the entries that discuss obscure things that only someone from India would understand?
I don't smell burnt toast, but I think something is wrong with me. I don't understand any number of these.
Agreed, I think this is some sort of maybe India- based thread? No idea honestly, maybe bp has a huge following I'm unaware of in other countries
Load More Replies...I didn't understand some of these. But it's always good to learn about other cultures.
It was fine at the beginning but then it turned into Indian related comebacks and i couldn't undertsand the majority of them.
Really surprised to see Indian content here. I hope BP keeps up with topics from diverse cultures.
What's with all the entries that discuss obscure things that only someone from India would understand?
