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Getting together with someone who has a good sense of humor is a one-way ticket to years of laughter. And these girlfriends and wives are living proof of it. They're bold, creative, and their jokes make their partners love them even more.
Relationships can get way too serious sometimes, especially when stress from work, kids, and expenses start taking a toll on everyday life. Laughing together, on the other hand, creates a feeling of warmth, relaxation, and bonding, and can even stimulate physical attraction.
So give a round of applause for these women who know the power of a wide smile, and upvote the gags you would use on your significant other as well.
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#1
Sleepy Girlfriend
Alana Voeks 3 years ago
No kidding! 2 hours before he questions anything lol
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Mindy Keys 2 years ago
I do that with mine too... "honey, don't you want to watch that foreign war film we saw the other day. In Russian with German subtitles?" me: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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#2
I Won
iamthesupreamegod 3 years ago
My ex pulled that comeback on me. I countered with, "That didn't stop you last night." She conceded right then and there.
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ChickenNugget (he/him) 3 years ago
That's Alabama, Arkansas is just filled with bad drivers (Trust me, ar has the worst drivers, the driving test wasn't fun)
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Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago
Are you sure you want a bf who will never be able to show his face again?
Interestingly, there is abundant cross-cultural evidence that shows that being funny makes you more desirable as a mate.
"For dating couples, use of positive humor (for example, using humor to cheer up your date) can positively contribute to relationship satisfaction. The use of aggressive humor, on the other hand (teasing and making fun of your partner) has the opposite effect. These feelings can fluctuate on a day-to-day basis depending on each partner's use of humor," evolutionary psychologist Gil Greengross wrote in The Conversation.
#3
She's A Keeper
Monic Krugell 3 years ago
I thought that is generally what "I need to show you something important in the room with the door closed", "wink-wink" means...
John Montgomery 3 years ago
My late wife did things like that all the time. Anytime she said "we need to talk", it was about something fun.
#4
My GF Proposed To Me Today
kjorn 3 years ago (edited)
i remember when i proposed my then-girlfriend. it was in 2006 i think. we were big fan of that 70's show and i proposed her with a chocolat bar. Like Eric when he proposed Donna when he gives her a chocolat bar at first because he chocked out of his proposal but go with it anyway. remember she was so excited that she just took the ring and go run to her parent without even answer the question :-)
katrina hunt 3 years ago
Kjorn, I hope this doesn’t sound weird but there are a few people whose comments i always notice and yours are one of them and this is such a sweet story!
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JKO 3 years ago
This is the best proposal I have ever seen. Made my day, I'm guessing you two are pokemon fans?
Anyone-for-tea? 3 years ago
Thank you, I was wondering what it was, I have no idea about Pokémon!
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Milton Trachtenburg 3 years ago
My wife proposed to me. That was 54 years ago. We are still together. I always was shy, and I'm convinced that if she hadn't proposed, I would still be single!
For long-term commitments, such as in marriages, couples generally share a similar sense of humor, but these similarities are not associated with greater marital satisfaction. Nor are they directly connected with longer marriages. "Perhaps not surprisingly, the research that resulted in this finding also found that couples with fewer children laugh more, compared to couples with a larger number of children," Greengross said.
"In another study, conducted with 3,000 married couples from five countries, both husbands and wives were found to be happier with a humorous partner, but this trait was reported to be more important for the marital satisfaction of the wives than the husbands. Interestingly, both husbands and wives thought that the husband was humorous more often. Regardless, married couples overwhelmingly say that humor has a positive impact on their marriages."
#6
My Friend’s Birthday Gift To Her Husband: A Fantastic Painting Of Their Derperman Pinscher
Sol Connor 3 years ago
Derperman 😂 I mean the expression in that dog’s face says it all really!!
Hobby Hopper 3 years ago
I had a doberman once, and he... was not a clever dog. He was however absolutely loyal and beautiful through and through.
#7
My Son Was Born Today. I Am Away, But My Wife Sent Me This. I Am Beyond Excited
Annie Heiliger 3 years ago
Seriously!! Who looks like this after giving birth? This woman is gorgeous!
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Leslie Crittenden 3 years ago
Damn I wish I'd looked that beautiful the same day I gave birth! Beautiful girl, beautiful baby!
Alana Voeks 3 years ago
Smart of her to make a cut out of your face so your baby will know the other person anyways too!
Nina Eckhoff 3 years ago
She's beautiful and her eyes are full of love. Congratulations, new family!
kkathleen517 3 years ago
Woo, look at them! You just know that baby's gonna be freaking adorable!!!
#9
New Favorite Hobby: Photoshopping My Cat Into Movie Posters And Setting Them As My Fiance's Phone Background
But what happens when things aren’t going so well? True, humor is a great ice breaker and a social lubricant, but it's not a universal solution for everything.
"In one study, researchers observed 60 newlywed couples when they discussed a problem in their marriage. They coded how much humor was used in the conversation. The couples also completed a measure of life stress. What researchers found when they followed up 18 months later was quite surprising. In couples that reported high stress, the more the husband used humor, the greater the chance the couple would separate or divorce," Greengross explained.
#10
My Mom Made This For My Dad Because He's Going To Vegas This Weekend Without Her"
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
Kim and Jim. I’m jealous of their rhyming names. XD AFAIK no name on earth rhymes with my irl name :(
#11
GF Proposed That I Should Take A Pic Of Her In The Bath Today. Not What I Expected, But Turned Out Pretty Cool Anyway
UpQuarkDownQuark 3 years ago (edited)
Great. Now I have to tell my wife that I’m in love with your girlfriend.
Auntriarch 3 years ago
Right, so what you don't say to your wife is, I saw this photo of a girl in the bath on the internet, do you think we could....
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#12
Marry Her Faster
#13
Some Wives Be All Sexy And I Be Like
Michele Walker 3 years ago
My husband just shook his head at me and said NO! 😂😂😂 I would totally do this. 😂
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Nuku Nyara 3 years ago
I love this and I want to do this with my full Jack Sparrow costume for my hubs sometime. He doesn't really like my jack sparrow costume because it's so good and he doesn't want to give me a kiss goodnight when I wear my beard extension 🤣🤣🤣
Kym Darling 3 years ago
I'm 65 and I have learned that looks fade, gravity is a b***h, but humor and laughter is forever
LittleWombat 3 years ago
I have found my people in all these posts!!!!! Wish I were friends with all of them!!!
By contrast, in another study with 130 married couples, a wife’s use of humor predicted greater marital stability over six years, but only if it led to a decrease in their husband's heart rate too. In other words, if the wife can defuse the situation and calm her husband with humor, then it's beneficial to their marriage.
"These two studies show the disparate function of humor for men and women," Greengross said. "For men, humor might serve as a way to distract from dealing with problems in the relationship, perhaps in an attempt to reduce their own anxiety. Women, on the other hand, may use humor to create a more relaxed atmosphere that can facilitate reconciliation."
#14
Wife Modified A 5-Year-Old Birthday Card For My Brother's 35th
Jyndaru 3 years ago
Agreed! Hope someone does something like this in a few months for my 35th 😸
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Panda-riffic 3 years ago
That's a super cute idea. Me: Shopping for a 7 year old's card today!
CarbonatedCheese 3 years ago (edited)
Thirty-five is great, Thirty-five is fun, Thirty-five is 2 + 2 + 10 + 21. Sorry- my brain needed me to salvage the rhyme
Aamna Shah 3 years ago
I would prefer something like this to a generic card. This would make me laugh and be memorable.
#15
Yes, This Is Actually How I Told My Husband We Were Pregnant Again
Ikonye St. Jude 3 years ago
Scre...[FORGET] his reaction. Let's talk about the adorable, photo-bombing munchkin he's lucky to be father to.
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glowworm2 3 years ago
Hubby's reaction is priceless. Also, the baby girl is adorable with her little purple glasses.
Grayson Wrigley 3 years ago
I swear she's the cutest little itty bitty I've ever seen!
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Dhairya Gupta 3 years ago (edited)
Baby girl be like ,' What ???' ' I am not the smallest anymore ' 😕
Remy 3 years ago
You can’t do that with the first baby because you might snap a photo of the guy running for an exit.
#16
My Wife Took This Unflattering Photo While I Was Cleaning The Living Room
#17
My Wife Hid This In Our Backyard And Waited Days For Me To Discover It
"In recent years, there has been much research on the topics of gelotophobia (the fear of being laughed at), gelotophilia (the joy of being laughed at), and katagelasticism (the joy of laughing at others)," the evolutionary psychologist pointed out.
"One study with a sample of 154 heterosexual young couples, who had been together an average of six years, examined whether any of these dispositions had a bearing on relationship satisfaction. You might expect that a person who likes being laughed at would be a good match with a partner that likes laughing at others, and this is indeed what the researchers discovered, though the correlation was not very strong. Overall, partners in romantic relationships tended to have similar preferences – they both liked being laughed at or laughing at others at similar levels."
#18
When I First Told My Wife I Loved Her, She Replied With "That's Dangerous". When We Married A Year Ago She Snuck This Inscription Into My Ring
IDK_Something 3 years ago
From OP: wyrd bith ful araed Which is a line from an anglosaxon poem called the wanderer, and from our other favourite book series, The Last Kigdom. It means "Fate is enexorable"
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Kimberly Young 3 years ago
Anyone want to come with me to cast this into the fires of Mount Doom?
#19
Wife Is Breastfeeding And I’m In Bed
Dave P 3 years ago
You can stimulate the male nipples to produce milk, men have those glands. This is documented as far back as 500CE . The baby latched on and sucks, after a few days the body will start the process and within a few weeks produce milk. Never the same amount as a woman, but enough for a feeding. The stimulation of the baby sucking, with the hormones emitted by the baby, causes the male body to engage into action.
Cadena Norton 3 years ago
I keep yelling at my husband that he needs to carry the baby for a while...I'm 4 1/2 months
Sandra Givens 3 years ago
Eh, I did the feeding, my husband cleaned up, bathing and changing our son, playing with him, and walking around with him to soothe him so I could nap or go out on my own for an hour or two. Division of labor, worth it.
Alexis minnix 3 years ago
Sometimes new borns don’t take bottles and only drink the mothers milk. (That’s what I did for the first year of my life)
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#20
Working In The Leather Shop At Night And I Hear A Noise At The Window. My Wife Thinks She’s Funny
Celtic Pirate Queen 3 years ago
Good friend was reading "Salem's Lot" at the kitchen table. I put in vampire fangs and drizzled fake blood on them, went outside (it was dark) and tapped on the window while hissing. Never seen someone go from sitting to standing & screaming so fast. 40+ years later & he still hasn't completely forgiven me.
#21
The Valentine's Day Card I Bought For My Husband
Synsepalum 3 years ago
My guy doesn't remember our first kiss because he was drunk! His loss, it was an epically romantic first kiss that he never would have done sober.
Kay blue 3 years ago
My dad had a little too much Dutch courage when he proposed to my mum, he was that drunk that she checked with him the next morning to see if he meant it.
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"Looking at relationship satisfaction, people who scored high on gelotophobia reported the lowest satisfaction in their relationships, and felt less physically attractive, and less sexually satisfied, compared to low gelotophobians. This makes sense, as being in an intimate relationship requires opening up and being more vulnerable, something that may feel uncomfortable for a person fearing being judged and laughed at."
#22
My Wife Sent Me This Picture While I Was At Work To Tell Me My Jacket Was Depressed
dream of delusion 3 years ago (edited)
he’s having a mid-life crisis— “what use am i, if it’s not winter?”
#23
My Girlfriend Just Told Me "Come Here! The Toilet's Smoking!"
Suzi Gauthier 3 years ago
My toilet actually did smoke once. Apparently, the plumber hooked it up to the hot water.
Celina Grayson 3 years ago
That must have been THE most uncomfortable shitting session ever.
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Amanda B Bench 3 years ago
My bf did this to me! It was hilarious and I still have the pics. Genius! Lol
Pamela Tapia 3 years ago
The TP was about to run out. So I wrote "THE END IS NEIGH!" on it. Not the best of jokes, but my hubby laughed a lot!
#24
Girlfriend’s Idea Of A Theme For My 25th
Heather Pobicki 3 years ago
I have 14 more years until I can do this for my son and 16 for my twins. It's their favorite sb quote. Can't wait!!
#25
My Wife Decided To Dress Up As Me For Halloween
Mike Rodrick 3 years ago
I used to have that shirt many years ago! No joke!
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#26
Friend Had A Vasectomy And This Is The Cake That His Wife Made For Him
Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! 3 years ago
Since my husband's vasectomy I call him my seedless grape.
nia not long 1 year ago (edited)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I know this is old but this is hilarious
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Julia Mckinney 3 years ago
Good on him for doing that. A vasectomy is much easier than getting your tubes tied.
#27
My Wife Made Me A Coffee Table Book For Christmas. All Quotes Out Of Context She Has Been Collecting While Listening To Me Gaming With The Buds Online From Another Room
ZombieGirl 3 years ago
I should do this for my husband. Just last night I heard him say "you should just kill yourself"....and later I asked him what he meant and he was just trying to get his friend to die so he could spawn at their base quicker, lol
Gloria Klassen 3 years ago
I love that the out of context quotes are framed against beautiful landscapes. LOL
Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
Wha-rolling on the floor laughing my god damn áss off? Or rolling on the floor laughing my god dang áss off?
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#28
Husband Said I Can’t Buy Anymore Plants Because There Isn’t Any Room. Check And Mate
Sol Connor 3 years ago
Plants are like books. There is ALWAYS room. Don’t forget crochet hangers… get more plants on that ceiling space!!
Thomas Es Thomas 3 years ago
Given time and attention, that tiny cactus grows up to 40 feet tall (14 meters) you're gonna need a bigger pot.
Pandasizing World Peace 3 years ago
Plants are like the beautiful pictures I hang on my walls. When you think you can't possibly hang another one, you find one you love and YOU WILL FIND A PLACE!
Vicki Perizzolo 3 years ago
love it... baby cacti are great little space savers.... and they just keep growing and giving back
#29
My Husband Didn’t Think I’d Find Shirts To Match Them
#30
Got Blackout Drunk Last Night. My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened
Susan Atkinson 3 years ago
There is no 'I" in Team! The Family that parties together... ok, hubby partied too much and barfed, Doggo ate said barf and Wife recorded it all just for us! Thank You!!!
InfectedVoice 3 years ago
I threw up a kebab in the garden once and before I could do anything, one of my dogs had eaten most of it.
#31
Working Night Shift, Wife Sends This
Kona Pake 3 years ago
So that’s why my side of the bed is warm when I come home and go to bed.
Tiny Dancer 3 years ago
"When I come back to bed someone's taken my place!" (from Simon and Garfunkel's "Cecilia")
#32
My Wife Made Me A Passive-Aggressive Flow Chart To Use Every Time I Get Hungry
Celesta 3 years ago
Weeeell, she is your wife and not your nanny (I hope). This is kinda why why the dude going to Vegas needed an instruction tag.
Anko Tijman 3 years ago
She doesn't mind you getting hungry or eating, it's about you leaving a mess.
Amy Doyle 3 years ago
I think this applies to everyone. I swear when I was younger I used to clean up the kitchen and then I'd come down a few hours later and my dad messed it up. He'd make late night snacks, and also food for work in the morning, and not clean up after himself. It used to bug me so much, but I couldn't say anything to him so I'd snitch on him to my mother.
Liesl English 3 years ago
I would have to add a step that says "is my wife going to cook dinner within the hour?"
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Did… she accidentally draw the box off of the paper and onto the writing surface on the box that says “Go through flow chart again to make sure”? AHHHGH XD
#33
Every Year I Get My Boyfriend A Cake For His Birthday. This Year I Asked What Type He Wanted. He Said "I Don’t Care"
Jim Knowles 3 years ago
I would love it!! I'm a 72 yo man, I recognize Dora the Explorer, and as long as it tastes good I would love it!!
#34
How Did My Wife Do On Her Latest Batch Of Cookies?
Agent 8433599 3 years ago
I would TOTALLY buy all these! Nothing expresses my feelings other than dhehfhdhdhduhfhfhdhshdg!;
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#35
My Boyfriend Probably Won’t Ask Me To Pick Him Up From The Airport Again
Michael Fuhry 3 years ago
I love her self-satisfied, smug grin. Feckin' adorable. And the shopping bag, lol
Kathleen Pearlman 2 years ago
I once met my husband (bf at the time -interstate dating) at the airport wearing wax lips.
#36
Made A Birthday Cake For My BF, Complete With Torch
Sol Connor 3 years ago
I’ve legit just added this to my photos as inspiration for my son’s next Birthday cake! Thanks 😁
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
It’s from Minecraft, a very popular video game. It’s a tree and part of the ground.
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#37
My Wife Dressed Up For Her Birthday During The Lockdown. This Is The Result Of Watching The Tiger King, Boredom And A Lot Of Whiskey
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I think the best part is she actually has an orange feline to use as part of the costume XD knocks it out of the park!
Panda-riffic 3 years ago
Holy cow, that's either massive talent or a trip to the endocrinologist needed!
Kiss Army 3 years ago
My son got bored and did a cover of one of his songs... harrison41...8ab4b4.jpg 
#38
My SO Falls Asleep On The Couch Pretty Frequently, I Usually Take A Pic And Set It As His Phone's Background. Tonight I Figured Out How To Change The App Icons
Who Panda 420 3 years ago (edited)
Your phone has to be running a launcher that supports it. You can download other launchers from the app store. I wish I could remember the app I used to have cuz it was awesome. Edited to say it was called next launcher 3D but I used it a long time ago so I have no idea if it's still any good.
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago (edited)
Do you have any proof to support your accusation, "You ate now one of my heroines!!" PS: I know exactly what you were trying to say.
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Evelyn Ann 3 years ago
By using a different launcher on your phone. CM launcher is a decent one. They come with icon packs or you can personalize them
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Gladys Hayes Southerland 3 years ago (edited)
Do that to my poor husband all the time & he doesn't know how to reverse it!
#39
My Wife And I Have Been Competing To See Who Can Make The Fanciest Hot Dog. Her Entry:
Paul Wilczynski Jr. 3 years ago
Well, yeah- you don't put catsup anywhere NEAR a hot dog.
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#40
My Husband Wanted A Sweet Treat. I Made Orange Rolls. To Keep It Interesting, One Of These Has Nacho Cheese On It
Monic Krugell 3 years ago
I was also now trying to combine orange and cheese tastes in my head - I hope I am not pregnant again but it seems doable to make something nice?
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
To be fair, if it was just pastry/bread and the cheese, that would be a delicious savory snack, but these look like cinnamon rolls…. XD
Stephanie Paich 3 years ago
Yep, orange rolls are just cinnamon rolls with orange flavored icing, very delicious
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Feminist Percussionist 3 years ago
I think the one in the right corner, seems the sauce is thickest on that one.
#41
A Friend’s Note To Her Husband This Morning
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Absolutely. If I were a dude, I’d put on a g-string/thong underwear (or tie a square of cloth around my waist) and walk out. “What? I’m not NAKED!”
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Rembrandt Q. Einstein 3 years ago
That's like telling a kid "don't touch that button". Now he's going to do it.
GadgetGirl 3 years ago
So she wants him to dance out naked. You can't word an invitation any more clearly.
#42
My Wife Has Been Secretly Collecting Pictures Of Me For Months Sleeping. Today, For Father's Day, I Was Gifted The Collection. I Present "Catnapping"
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I’ve collected two so far and neither is this snuggly XD must keep going!!
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Anne Edwards 3 years ago
She was taking pictures of the cat. You just happened to be background in some. Very pretty cat!
#43
My Girlfriend Recently Started Working Nights. I've Been Waking Up To A Lot Of Worrying Texts
Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago
I just snorted coffee out my nose reading this and now my coworker thinks I’m crazy
#44
First Thing My SO Sends Me After Not Texting All Day
#45
Wife Said I Look Like Hopper. I Can’t Unsee It
Rachael Smith 3 years ago
I submit eternal turtle of Never Ending Story as well, lol bb4de3f8-c...433f5.jpeg 
#46
I Photo Copied My Husband's Phone And Left It On His Desk And He Tried To Pick It Up And Now I Wish I’d Filmed It
William Wallner 3 years ago
At work, I used to clear tape pens, stapler, clips, etc to my friends desktop. Fun to watch them try and pick it up.
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Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago (edited)
Wait if it’s photocopied how does it leave a shadow? Is this a prank? How do I do this at work tomorrow hehe?
Jyndaru 3 years ago
It is paper, but it's not laying flat. It's curled up a bit to create the shadow.
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Anne Edwards 3 years ago
I would so fall for that. Next week a paperclip attached to multiple pages.
#47
I Just Found The Perfect Christmas Present For My Husband. He’s Going To Hate It
I always pester my husband to eat bananas for his leg cramps. I tried to get him to eat one last night when he was watching Netflix. He was already irritated as every movie suggestion starred Nicholas Cage and he doesn’t like him.
KNBlizz 3 years ago
When we were dating, Back Street Boys were young and popular. For his birthday I bought a plate similar to the ones used at our favorite restaurant and covered the center with a BSB vinyl sticker. Dropped off early in the day to owner/friend. He knew to serve our appetizer on it with food arranged to cover sticker. It was really funny. But wait staff enjoyed it so much that they kept cleaning the plate and bringing back to him with next course. Still have that plate.
Atlas 3 years ago
I don’t mean to alarm anyone but I found it… https://www.amazon.com/Nezuko-Nicholas-Vaporwave-Pillowcases-Decorative/dp/B08K7L2Q2T/ref=pd_aw_ci_mcx_mh_ci_mcx_mr_mp_m_1?pd_rd_w=o6Qzz&pf_rd_p=ad76022e-f4b1-4fb2-bb66-84447eecff2a&pf_rd_r=65ZHXAAVP8HWGT3BWEW2&pd_rd_r=fea54bcd-200d-46ba-a23e-490f9af02657&pd_rd_wg=skDhR&pd_rd_i=B08K7L2Q2T
Becca Hauck 3 years ago
Potassium and magnesium won't help restless leg syndrome. Topricin Pain relief cream or CBD oil salve or cream. Meds can help for awhile too. Doctor is more effective than bananas.
#48
Birthday Gift From My Wife, Because I Eat Cereal Way Too Much At All Times Of Day And Night
Garritt VS 3 years ago
Cereal Killer was the handle of Matthew Lillard's character in Hackers.
Down With Agent Hedgehog! 3 years ago
News: 35 cereal rings killed by cereal killer in one night!
#49
Wife Got Me A Mask With My Boy’s Face On It. Not Sure Whether Funny Or Scary
kathryn stretton 3 years ago
The same dog as the other post? Anyways, obviously a well loved dog :)
#50
I Entertained Myself While My Husband Was Out Of Town With Our Clearance Halloween Purchase
Who Panda 420 3 years ago
I would position this thing all over the house at all times of year
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
I feel this feel. I have a huge stone jack-o-lantern statue on my porch that I got at Halloween years ago. His name is Peanut. I never store him after Halloween… I just dress him up for whatever holiday is coming up next. Turkey beanie hat for Thanksgiving, Santa hat for Christmas, bunny ears for Easter, etc XD
Bent. O. Jensen 3 years ago
No, your butt doesn't look fat in that dress.
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There's a face cloth draped on the shower door handle on the inside. Is that what you mean? Because that's the only door and thing on a door that I see.
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Sent This To My Husband To Try To Explain My Hormones
tw 72 3 years ago (edited)
She forgot to mention that crying-over-nothing and then cry-laughing generally follows the flash-rage.
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Told My Boyfriend I Was Getting Him A Burger For Christmas
#53
Edited This Lovely Picture Of My BF's Daughter
#54
My Wife Got Me A Cake, I’m Having My Rectum Removed On Tuesday
Derek Clark 3 years ago
It's what they do often with rectal cancer. It's probably to celebrate he's cancer free soon.
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago (edited)
You’re right. Much better that he’d kept his r****m and maybe died of rectal cancer.
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#55
Came Home To My Girlfriend And Cat In Matching Outfits
#56
My Wife Thinks She's Funny. Had My Vasectomy Today
#57
I Try My Best To Not Make A Fuss On My Birthday, But I Got This Card Today From My Girlfriend. It Was The Best Thing I Have Ever Received
#58
My Wife Thinks She’s Funny, I Tend To Agree
#59
I Put A Cute Note In My Boyfriend's Lunch
#60
My Girlfriend Had To Adjust The Age Range For Me
Karen Lyon 3 years ago
The girlfriend (now wife) of one of my nephews got something like this for him at Christmas, the first year they were living together. We already figured she was a keeper, that sealed it.
#61
I Made One Of Those Card Thingies For My BF
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
The GF knows her BF and their relationship the best, so I can’t judge this individually, but jokes like this always seemed a little on the cruel side to me. XD
BorPand8 3 years ago (edited)
Yeah. Unless maybe they're testing the waters to see how the bf would respond to a marriage question?
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Wife Got Bored And Colored In My Tattoo With Sharpies
Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
Oh I do this with the black and white bird tattoo on my wrist when I’m bored at work lol
#63
My Husband Was Having A Bad Day At Work, So I Hid Over 30 Pairs Of Googly Eyes All Over The Apartment. Some Of Them He Won't Find For A Few Months
Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
I did this at work like 2 months ago. Nobody has noticed yet but I’m committed to the long game 😂
Abigail Coty 3 years ago
Why did I think that the camera on the bottom left was actually Thomas the train?
#64
My Wife Just Got A Label Maker
#65
My Husband Isn’t Thrilled About The New Decor
Cyd Charisse 3 years ago
Why would t your husband want to be reminded daily of your previous "bad mistakes"? Or is he one of them?
Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
Does it actually look that pristine when it comes out after 7 years? I need mine out soon and I’m curious 😂
#66
I Laughed And Laughed And Laughed. He’s A Good Sport
#67
My Girlfriend Is Going To Be Gone For A Week. She Either Has No Faith In Me Or Is Setting Me Up For Failure
#68
My Wife Thinks She's A Comedian
Fiona 3 years ago
why does it matter to you, i mean correct me if i’m wrong but assume ace girl means you are asexual and i’m sorry if this is prying or some thing but i’m curious.
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My Wife Bought This. Perhaps This Explains Why We’re Still Married After 27+ Years
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Told My Irish Boyfriend To Expect A Sexy Surprise On His Lunch Break
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My Husband Falls For This For 5 Years Now Now
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
That type of computer mouse operates by a laser that is on the bottom. The laser bounces off the desk/surface and back into a port on the bottom of the mouse in order for the mouse to know where to move the computer pointer on the screen. The wife covered up the laser port with a Post-it, so the mouse stops working because the laser can’t reach the desk surface. So the husband wiggles the mouse, thinks his computer is locked up, reboots it maybe, etc XD (This is probably a very flawed explanation of how the laser works on a computer mouse, but that’s the general idea of it, lol)
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My Fiance Is About To Have Our First Son
Amanda B Bench 3 years ago (edited)
Last Dose of Pain Medication: Too long ago! Next Dose Available: Not soon enough!
#73
I Asked My Wife To Pick Up Some Frozen Fruit At The Grocery Store
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Valiant Effort By The UPS Guy
#75
My Wife Out Dad Joked Me. I Always Joked I Wanted A Harley But Instead Got A Daughter. Finally Got My Bike
Abraham Marshall 3 years ago
that is a really good set. it is very large, and 1023 peices. not to mention it is over 100 dollars.
#76
My Attempt To Scare My Husband When He Wakes Up
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
He’s gonna go pee while still half asleep and just pee all over that thing and then pee gonna splatter everywhere. XD
#77
My Wife Told Me To Check Out The New Playlist She Made Me
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My Drunk Girlfriend Tried To Draw Me
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴛʜᴇɢʀᴇᴀᴛ 3 years ago
i would never have guessed it if she had not drawin it on a white paper
#79
The Card My Girlfriend Made Me For Valentine's Day
Amanda B Bench 3 years ago
Bacon would never last long enough to spoil in this household, lol.
#80
My Wife Works In Pest Control. She Was Servicing A Mill And Came Across This, Says It Was The Biggest Mouse She Has Ever Caught
#81
A Picture To Commemorate My Husband's First Day Of His Office Reopening. They Grow Up So Fast
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I Called My Wife A Goob. She Responded By Messaging Me The Entire Text Of Hamlet. Took 20 Minutes To Complete And About 40% Of My Battery
Sol Connor 3 years ago
Thank goodness you don’t have a dumb phone, I feel this may have even defeated a Nokia!
bigfoot🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
I have a dumb phone and I swear, when my friends spam text me, my phone has a seizure
Load More Replies... Hobby Hopper 3 years ago
Back when they charged for every text, this would have cost over $900.
Giuditta Jones 3 years ago
That's I why I bought this "unlimited" texting, a bundle of 1000 txts. I ended up sending 10.000 txts in one month. It was an expensive month
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My Wife Said “This Looks Familiar”
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Thanks, Babe
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
A magnetic whiteboard? I imagine you can get one at Office Depot or Amazon. …. ;)
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My Boyfriend Is A Programmer, This Is What I Imagine When He Tells Me He Is Fixing A Bug
Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
“I wish people understood. I’m not just a bug, I’m a FEATURE.”
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Logan Shinall 3 years ago
As a programmer myself, I can confirm that this is exactly how I do my job, so OP is spot on.
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Left A Message For My Husband On The New Bathroom Mat
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My Wife Leaves Me Notes In The Morning. I Hope This One’s Not Finished
Monic Krugell 3 years ago
I hope so too. It happens, my husband got one telling him to "please do the kids" the other day (but it was early morning and something must have distracted me before I could write... "winter uniforms today"). Just glad he didn't go all mafia on them.
#88
Put My Fake Eyelashes On The Toilet Seat To Scare My BF. It Backfired This Morning As I Was Half Asleep Opening The Seat
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Guys, We’ve Been Doing It Wrong. My Wife Got Me A Bouquet Of Bacon
(She/her)The_Bi_Kitten_ 3 years ago
Is it weird that I don’t like bacon? I mean I’ll eat it but I just don’t want to
(She/her)The_Bi_Kitten_ 3 years ago
Btw I’m an atheist so it’s not like I can’t bc of religious reasons or anything lol
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After I Hurt My Foot Mowing The Lawn, My Wife Bought And Decorated A Robot Mower
Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
Right?! Similarly, if I ever have money, I’m buying a robot vacuum and I’m making tons of outfits and costumes for it!
Load More Replies... Amanda B Bench 3 years ago
How did I not know there are robot mowers???!!! Omg, Googling that right now!!!
#91
Asked Wife To Write A Small List For The Grocery Store. She's Not Wrong
#92
A Few Years Ago My Buddy Got Me A Gremlin Shirt. Today My Girlfriend Got The Perfect Picture Of Me Wearing It
#93
I've Been Complaining About Work To My GF All Day, This Is Her Response
#94
My Husband Has To Stay Up All Night After Waking Up At 5am Today, So That He Can Adjust To His New Night Shift. I Left Him Moral Support Cause I'll Be Sleeping
Jason Mills 3 years ago
Shift worker life. I'm going from nights to days which is way harder for some reason.
#95
Being Quarantined Together Hasn’t Made Me Clingy At All
Sheena Campbell 3 years ago
Ehhh these are my friends. You can find them on FB at Nick Larson Comedy & Danielle Arce Comedy. I wish these were credited. :(
#96
My Girlfriend Made Me The Sad Frog For Christmas
#97
Turned 50 Recently. This Gift From My Wife Sums Up The Big Event Perfectly
#98
I Showed My Girlfriend The Shower Hair Photo And Told Her To Clean Up. I Woke Up To This
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Girlfriend Slid This Under Bathroom Door
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My Wife Likes To Leave Sweet Love Notes Around The House For Me To Find
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My Girlfriend Had A Cake Made For Me
Lindsey Judd-Bruder 3 years ago
Missed opportunity. Should have titled it, "A cake for me, my girlfriend had made".
#102
My Husband Asked Me Three Times How To Cook The Pork Loin For Dinner. The Third Time I Scribbled A Pictorial
BorPand8 3 years ago
I dunno, it must be a huge pork loin -- 475 degrees for 50 minutes sounds like a recipe for hard dry nasty meat. Pork loin is really lean. Pork belly on the other hand...
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#103
I Really Love My Wife I Don’t Know Where She Finds These Thing. Swinger Party, Maybe?
#104
My Wife Got Me A Battery Organizer For Christmas. I Love The Organization Of It
M O'Connell 3 years ago
Do you really need to organize them when they're all AAs? And why is the magic number 54?
#105
Day 4 Of Writing Odd Things On My Boyfriend's Lunch. Any Suggestions For Tomorrow?
Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
“I wanna play a game 🤡 There is one single pube hidden somewhere in this lunch bag. Good luck.”
#106
I Just Got A Vasectomy And My Wife Found This In Her Bag Of Carrots And Saved It For Me
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My Wife Got Me An Engraved Watch Band. A Little Ominous
#108
I Won A Trophy Too From My Future Wife
#109
Wife Gave Me A Note For Her Breakfast Bagel Order
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My BF Jokingly Said He Wanted Me To Write Half A Page On Why I Didn't Go To Work Today. I Decided To Give It My All
Kate Johnson 3 years ago
As well as the written word penís!! Bored Panda, there not only is nothing wrong with the word, it's also the CORRECT word. Hell, even in elementary school we were to use the word instead of all of the stupid euphemisms. Grow up, boredpanda! Your audience is!
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Today Is My Husband's 50th And I Tried To Do It Right
Somewhat-Guilty 3 years ago
It's missing LIFE ALERT. In case he needs help because he has fallen and he can't get up.
Amanda B Bench 3 years ago
My boyfriend's 50th is coming up and I'm needing ideas, this is hilarious!
JessG 3 years ago
Well, that's a bunch of waisted money for a joke, I hope you donate them somewhere useful
JessG 3 years ago
I'm glad that people here apparently have money to burn...does anyone realize how expensive those things are?! Downvote if you want, whatever, but I still think it's a waistfull "joke"
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My GF Made Me This
Kate Johnson 3 years ago
That person has quite the camel toe! (So, Boredpanda, are ya gonna censor that, too?)
#113
The Wife Thought It Would Be Funny To Put This On My Bumper For Our Cruise To Dinner Tonight, Surprisingly Nobody Honked. Or At Least I Didn’t Hear Anyone Over The Radio
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I Bought My Husband A "Sexy" Scratch Off Ticket. He Wasn't Amused
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My Wife Religiously Writes Down Dinner For The Week. Guess This Week Just Hit The Fan
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My Husband Mentioned Last Night That I Don't Bake Him Cakes Anymore. This Was Worth The Sarcastic Smile On His Face
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The Only Toilet Paper My Wife Could Find Online. We’re In Our 50s
Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago (edited)
Looking for TP online? Is this from The Great TP Shortage of 2020? *crosses self*
#119
Something My Wife Left For Me After I Got Out Of The Shower This Morning
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Wife Came Home From The Grocery Store Excited That She Found Pasta Appropriate For A Man Of My Proportions
#122
Been Watching A Lot Of "Hell's Kitchen" Lately So My Girlfriend Got Me This Card For My Birthday. Needless To Say, She Nailed It
Agent 8433599 3 years ago
No, if she had NAILED IT, Nicole Byer and Jacques Torres would be in the card! I'll let myself out . . .
#123
This Fabulous Pair Of Boxers Produced For A Boyfriend Going On A Trip Without His SO
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What Ryan Will Wake Up To Tomorrow
Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
Print/cut one of these out and tape it onto your partner’s vehicle directly behind the back up camera. (Leave a couple extra inches of paper space on the bottom of the image and then tape it along the bottom so it sticks up & out and looks directly into the camera - hope I’m making sense!) it works pretty well!
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My Wife Left Me Instructions For Dinner. She Thinks She Married A Moron
Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago (edited)
I legit dated/quickly dumped a guy like this once, he couldn’t handle real life at all without Mommy doing his laundry/cleaning his room/cooking every meal and snack/packed his lunch for work every morning, baby carrots and goldfish crackers and all. (She’s definitely at fault here too.) He’d never used a broom or vacuum before, cleaning supplies baffled him (asked him to help clean the bathroom then caught him using Febreze fabric spray on the mirror - “it’s a liquid it’ll clean it the same as water would.” - reader, it did not.) He could literally barely make a sandwich, it was messy and painful to watch. Wish I’d told him to grow up and Google it or something instead of letting him convince me that as an engineer he just simply couldn’t handle these complex “woman/pink jobs” 😂 husbands and adult boyfriends are real adults and not helpless!
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#126
Second Wedding Anniversary Theme Is Cotton. I Never Miss An Opportunity To Prank My Dude So Here We Are
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My Dad’s Girlfriend Did Some Drunken Redecorating
Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
So modern, so avante-garde 👌 duct tape a banana to the wall and I’m sold!
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#129
Just Survived 30 Years, And My Fiancee Made Me This Collage
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His Girlfriend Is Obviously A Very Stable Genius
Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 3 years ago
I wouldn’t dream of doing this to a partner, humiliation as a punishment really isn’t that funny 🤦♀️ Like geez talk it out!
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I Made My Boyfriend This Terrible Card For Our Anniversary
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Sol Connor 3 years ago
This has been my favourite post for ever! So wholesome! Can we have a boyfriends and husbands one now please?
Lindy Mac 3 years ago
PandaPops: maybe it was just a glitch the other day... it worked for me today.
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Billy Allen 3 years ago
Wish my wife loved me enough to do things like this but psychiatric medicine is not always good for you and it made me someone unpleasant.
Higgleton 3 years ago
If she's stuck by you despite your troubles, I think you have all the evidence you need for her love.
Load More Replies... Sol Connor 3 years ago
This has been my favourite post for ever! So wholesome! Can we have a boyfriends and husbands one now please?
Lindy Mac 3 years ago
PandaPops: maybe it was just a glitch the other day... it worked for me today.
Load More Replies... Billy Allen 3 years ago
Wish my wife loved me enough to do things like this but psychiatric medicine is not always good for you and it made me someone unpleasant.
Higgleton 3 years ago
If she's stuck by you despite your troubles, I think you have all the evidence you need for her love.
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