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Local Gas Station Makes The Whole Town Laugh Every Day With The Funniest Signs Ever (30 New Pics)
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Once per week. 4 lines. 17 characters per line. Ladies and gents, please meet the internet's beloved Wallingford Sign at one Seattle propane gas station. Every week, it puts up a whole new joke, pun, or one-liner that brings smiles to people’s faces and entertains its fans around the world.
The humorous Wallingford Sign rose to popularity in 2005 when the owners converted the auto repair shop into an ExtraMile convenience store and petrol station. “It had always been easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like,” says the sign's official Facebook page.
So the ExtraMile owners went an extra mile, and the puntastic Wallingford Sign was born. Let’s see some of its best weekly jokes below and be sure to check out part 1 and part 2 when you’re done scrolling through this one.
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Night Owl 4 years ago
and panic, a lot of panic. Especially if the dog is in the water and you yell after it
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Nikki Sevven 4 years ago
If you run into Captain Sparrow on an airplane, do NOT call out, "Hi, Jack!"
Easily Excitable Panda 4 years ago
It's a brilliant idea! You get the whole beach to yourself!
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Donkey boi 4 years ago
Just putting this out there FYI: A cookie is a type of biscuit. To use cookie in such a broad way is just irresponsible. If I went to the U.S and wanted a cookie, I'm playing a dangerous lottery if I ask someone to get me one!
Cheryl Lohr 4 years ago
Obviously some people don't get the joke. They are taking this seriously.
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Evelyn Leary 4 years ago
Don't agree with that, if you have no traditions you are not from this world
The internet-famous Wallingford Sign board is situated at Seattle Propane at Wallingford Chevron. Not only does it put smiles on locals’ faces, it has become a well-known online source of jokes and puns. They usually feature 4 lines that are made up of up to 17 characters, and come up once per week, just like a good ol’ newspaper.
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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
You know you're old when going to bed early is a reward and not a punishment.
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Shara Kranz 4 years ago
Made an olympic jump out of the bathtub after a lizard slithered out of faucet.
Bored Panda reached out to the creators of Wallingford Sign to find out more about how it became internet famous. The representative told us that initially, they were getting around 30 to 50,000 views, but it all changed 4 years ago. “Then about 4 years ago we posted the sign ‘make America grate again, ban pre-shredded cheese.' That one went up to about one and a half million views on Facebook and introduced us to a worldwide fan base.”
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When it comes to selecting funny lines for Wallingford Sign, the creators said that “We avoid common, sappy, motivational; we try to do edgy, clever, odd.” Sometimes, they “make them up, we borrow them, and we get lots of suggestions,” they added.
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Holes2Heaven 4 years ago
Moms and Dads need to teach this, especially to their daughters. I can't tell you how many girls are rude bullies
Bella, Your Kitty-Loving Queen 4 years ago
Or a funny alternative to this: “In a world where you can be anything, just don’t be an ass”. Not hating, signs like this are adorable. Just wanted to make y’all laugh cause well it’s Monday.
¯_(ツ)_/¯ a hooman 4 years ago
this one almost made me cry and then I thought "nobody listens anyway so..."
Madolorian man 4 years ago
As a wise man once kind words don’t cost a lot but they mean a lot.
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Analyn Lahr 4 years ago
This coming weekend in the US, is a three day weekend for those who who work M-F.
“It has always been easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like. But with the ExtraMile, there were no more cars to fix and the place was plastered with store specials. So we decided to do something different.”
But Wallingford Sign is not the only sign of its kind. In fact, these humorous boards are pretty common across the US and if you’re into a punny fix, make sure to check out our previous article with 55 of the funniest signs spotted around the world.
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Robertson Shinnick 4 years ago
I missed it the first AND second time. Third time was the charm.
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John C 4 years ago
This is a fun thread, I don't mean to bog it down - but I will share that after I read the anti-caking agents and mold inhibitors they have to add to pre-shredded cheese to keep it consumer ready as it sits on the shelf, I've not bought another pack and shred my own now. (I get vaccinated and believe in western medicine, I'm not a kook or anything, but esp since shredded cheese can often be more expensive it's an easy choice!)
Incitatus 4 years ago
Why are you taking this away from me? Short cuts like shredded cheese keep me less homicidal when I cook.
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Viv Hart 4 years ago
Also saw this on the Indian Hills Community sign. Indian-Hil...f9-png.jpg 
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Raven Sheridan 4 years ago
We might not have gotten zombies, but it's certainly exposed the brainless members of our society.
Emo Sloth 4 years ago
No, these are worse than zombies- at least the zombies know we are superior for having brains
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Tonya Wallace 4 years ago
I was disappointed when I re-read your name. Gay Frog sounded so cute.
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Kelly Hartle 4 years ago
I love that once the Flat Earth Society bragged that they have members all over the world!
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SF Angel 4 years ago
They were too! I heard it on the radio so it must be true
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Lindsey Judd-Bruder 4 years ago
And astrology is outta this world! (To borrow a pun from an earlier post lol.)
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cookie panda 4 years ago
ah yes, children. "mommy, what happens when you get a new baby?" "well first my tummy gets big-" "but your tummies already big!"
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Nicola Dimigen 4 years ago
When you have reached a level of indesisiness that you can't decide if you are indeciseve or not.
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Miss Frankfurter 4 years ago
With all the things going on right now I'm ready to go off the rails, so I'm going off the grid.
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Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
"Congratulations, random guy about whom nobody ever cared : you are now allowed to work while nobody else does."
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Kate Johnson 4 years ago
And others will retrieve the results of said tests!
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago (edited)
Laughed too much at these. Thank you for posting this, truly needed for Monday.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Why do people criticize "dad dokes" ? Those were some, and they were good... well, some of them were.
Bender Bending Rodríguez 4 years ago (edited)
Laughed too much at these. Thank you for posting this, truly needed for Monday.
Ryan Deschanel 4 years ago
Why do people criticize "dad dokes" ? Those were some, and they were good... well, some of them were.
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