50 Chucklesome Food-Related Memes To Munch On (New Pics)

Nancy Baldauf 10 months ago

Have thought this many times. They should also put the cart corrals closer to the handicap parking.

5points

Wendy Hamilton 10 months ago

Yep! Did that yesterday.

8points

Amused panda 10 months ago

I did it last week, went in for 2 items, ended up with a handful. Broken biscuits, chocolate bar skidding beneath the shelves. To be precise, I did it multiple times last week as I dropped the things at least 3 times whilst trying to pick them back up (no trolley or baskets in sight at the time). Thankfully, there were some at the end of the next aisle.

3points

🇳🇬 Asi Bassey 🇳🇬 Premium 10 months ago

Guilty 🙋🏾‍♂️😀. Will probably be guilty again in a week or two.

7points

Multa Nocte 10 months ago

They do this at our Carrefour. Well, the little carry baskets, that is. REALLY helps.

5points

Miracle Max 10 months ago

Me! My local Wal-Mart did away with baskets and I was like, WTF?!

3points

tee-lena 10 months ago

I'm in a chair. I went and was like wtf? So I took my reusable bags and just started chucking my stuff in the bags and draped them off my chair. I'm sure I was followed but no one said anything

1point

Geoffrey Scott 10 months ago

But they DO! The person half done with their shopping may be annoyed, but just tell 'em "I'll bring it back"

3points

Robert Trebor 10 months ago

Some HEBs in Texas are doing this.

1point

EJN 9 months ago

Many stores do put baskets around here and there.

0points

Potato Vic Premium 9 months ago

Target dies this with baskets and it makes me love them even more!

0points

Nancy Lynch Premium 9 months ago

Some stores have the hand baskets in the middle of the sore for all you idiots. 😉

0points

#2

Funny food meme text about finding happiness in baking potatoes, inspired by "The Lord of the Rings".

Final score:

183points

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Kris 10 months ago

And having second breakfast!

98points

Peppy 10 months ago

And elevenes

15points

ROSESARERED 10 months ago

Elevensens are a popular in our home, only occasionally

1point

Catherine Maven 9 months ago

Elevenzes!! :D

0points

wmtyrzpdrg 9 months ago

My dog would vote for that! LOL

0points

SCamp 10 months ago

I think you’ll find they’re called ‘taters’ and you can boil em, mash em or stick em in a stew

18points

Nikki138 10 months ago

🏆

2points

The Doom Song 10 months ago

I think everyone needs to read LOTR. Brilliant story

5points

Cindy Brick 10 months ago

Don't forget the mushrooms...

5points

Paul Rabit 10 months ago

Oh sadly those books have been around since the 1930's and I don't think any generation reading them since their publication has learned any of those lessons...

3points

XenoMurph 10 months ago

I go for beers with my friends, we talk about mental health, aprreciation for each other, what brings happiness/satisfaction. We couldn't have done that 20 years ago. Things are changing.

3points

Talis 10 months ago

"Money and power don't change a person's nature - they reveal it"

1point

Inigo Montoya 10 months ago

PO-TAY-TOES!

1point

nottheactualphoto 10 months ago

I hear that in Eduardo's voice.

0points

Elizabeth Butler 9 months ago

Very relevant right now

0points

Jnausicaa Premium 10 months ago

"I may not be able to carry it, Mr Frodo, But I can carry you."

0points

Biytemii 10 months ago

I just have to add I know this has nothing to do with Lord of the rings but it does have to do with potatoes. but scoopski potatoes scoopski potatoes. IYKYK

0points

Biytemii 10 months ago

it's from impractical jokers if you aren't familiar and it's one of my favorite moments 😂

0points

#3

Tweet humor emphasizing the need for a larger salad bowl, part of funny food memes.

Final score:

180points

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Ron Man 10 months ago

This is a life lesson that I know on the intellectual level, but not the emotional.

40points

Kise Miarse 10 months ago

I found a 3 gallon mixing bowl and it has come in so amazingly handy so many times. It is sometimes overkill? Sure. But does it make mixing 1000 times easier? YES.

11points

Noel Muller 10 months ago

Everything needs a bigger bowl than you think

9points

Apatheist Account2 10 months ago

Salad makers are tossers.

4points

Kris 10 months ago

Yes. A huge bowl. And add lots of spices, herbs and yummy olive oil.

3points

Heras buddy 10 months ago

And your soup pot is too small

2points

tuzdayschild 10 months ago

When you see it written out, you realize how very real it is.

1point

My O My 10 months ago

But is a salad even a salad if it doesn't spill whilst mixing?

1point

Inigo Montoya 10 months ago

Ice cream.

1point

Science Nerd 10 months ago

Chili and/or soup.

0points

Jane Hower 8 months ago

OMG, that is SOOO true and never thought to share it. Glad you did.

0points

To find out more about this mouthwatering Instagram account, we got in touch with the couple who runs it, Chloe and Peter. They were kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and share what they've been up to since we last featured I Am Starving AF about a year ago.

"Since we last talked, we've continued to grow our platforms and have had so much fun connecting with creators and followers, old and new alike, through this really fun and honestly super wholesome community," the creators shared. "I love having different themes to connect with people over on our various pages, and on @iamstarvingaf, we've loved being able to start relationships with different local restaurants and great small food brands over the past year."

"There are so so many different ways that people express a love of food on social media and being able to see what people are making and eating and then sharing these ideas through humor and memes has always been a super fun way to connect!"

#4

Text image about "walking bacon" as part of a funny food meme conversation.

Final score:

174points

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Abel 10 months ago

Or you can call it a support bacon.

49points

Talis 10 months ago

You should definitely call it support bacon.

1point

Floeckchen 10 months ago

I thought walking bacon has just not been processed yet...

13points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 10 months ago

I think it depends on where you lay the emphasis when you say it. WALKING bacon is the one you get with the sandwich. walking BACON is the pig that's snuffling through the mud in front of you 😉

4points

Paulina 10 months ago

My grandma used to give us leftover sweets "for the road". It was a 10 minute drive 😂

9points

Science Nerd 10 months ago

My granny insisted we take about six bags of sweets and snacks for the 8 hour trip. Since we were already over-sugared from staying with her for two days, we declined, repeatedly. 45 minutes into the drive, we found all six bags in the back seat. 😊🩷

6points

Anne Roberts 10 months ago

I would have liked your Grandma. 😊

3points

S R Godwin 9 months ago

My father used to give my two daughters "bacon sandwich money" or "walking around money" every week after they were at college and were "too old for pocket-money".

0points

Warren Peece 10 months ago

Walking Bacon Walking-67...9ec779.jpg

7points

TruthoftheHeart 10 months ago

Upvote because bacon rocks

6points

Warren Peece 10 months ago

You are right because salt is used in curing bacon, and salt is a mineral. So bacon literally rocks.

1point

trixiefly11 9 months ago

I've heard of thinking bacon but not walking bacon. Good Concept. BTW thinking bacon is bacon you eat while you think about what to make for dinner. It could also be bacon that you prepare by cutting up while thinking about what to pair with it.

1point

Michael Largey 10 months ago

If a piece of bacon's been around long enough to walk, I'll have pepperoni instead.

1point

Adrian 10 months ago

Yes! Walking bacon should be standard!

0points

PenguinEmp 10 months ago

Man this tweet is older that. The original is from 2010

0points

Sportsgal 10 months ago

Appetizer bacon (on a stick). 🥓

0points

#5

Funny food meme about a spoon reacting to water, thinking it's tons of soup.

Final score:

170points

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SCamp 10 months ago

😮… yeeeeesssss!

21points

Auntriarch 10 months ago

This explains so much

5points

Nope 10 months ago

This is a snort-in-laughter worthy hypothesis & I love it.

4points

Learner Panda 10 months ago

Having suffered from this many times, I now put the spoon face down. Saves my clothing!

3points

tee-lena 10 months ago

I wear one of those yellow fisherman's apron. It's long enough I need to be careful or it drips on my feet

2points

The Mediterranean Fruit 10 months ago

Go ahead and call me crazy but I eat soup with a fork. A soup spoon can't pick up noodles. I've even written a detailed comedic Open Letter on the subject

1point

Biytemii 10 months ago

this is great. I do use them for like mashed potatoes or making tea or coffee

0points

George D 10 months ago

Ha ha!!! Love the thought process on this one

0points

Andy-Pandy-Panda Premium 10 months ago

🤣

0points

Renee H. 10 months ago

😂😂😂 love it!

0points

Michelle C 10 months ago

😆

0points

#6

Funny food meme about a child wanting a potato-themed book party for her birthday celebration.

Final score:

163points

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Armac Premium 10 months ago

I’m 56 and I want this.

80points

Bartlet for world domination 10 months ago

Your 57th birthday will be legend.

17points

Tropical Tarot 10 months ago

I'll be 56 in 3 weeks. This can be done. Mashed, baked, tater tots, fries, au gratin,

5points

April Pickett 10 months ago

I'm way older than you and I want this.

2points

Ms.GB 10 months ago

That 12 year old is a genius.

1point

Sue User 10 months ago

I am in. I will bring sour cream too.

1point

Nancy Baldauf 10 months ago

This kid is being praised right.

0points

Michael Largey 10 months ago

To maintain the theme, they will sit on couches while reading.

8points

Verena 10 months ago

One of my best birthday presents was 40 years ago, when my boyfriend back then and his father got me potatoes in all possible forms. Fresh potatoes, deepfreeze fries, chips/crisps, dried mashed potatoes, ... I really like potatoes

6points

Mari 10 months ago

A great gift!

1point

Inigo Montoya 10 months ago

PO-TAY-TOES!

6points

BoredLittleLeafSheep 10 months ago

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

3points

The Doom Song 10 months ago

Where do I sign up?

1point

Lee Gilliland Premium 10 months ago

With lots of toppings, I can relate. Mmm bacon...sour cream...butter...

1point

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 10 months ago

Ah, Hobbit-goals

1point

Ilan Elron 9 months ago

yay! a reader among the thorns!@

0points

Rich Black 9 months ago

hidden agenda - food fight?

0points

Jnausicaa Premium 10 months ago

And prepare them in the best way suited for each type of potato. Some are best when boiled, others mashed, others fried, etc., etc.

0points

We were also curious about what kind of content Chloe and Peter have been sharing lately.

"A trend I've noticed popping up more and more in the recent past is the idea of food being something that can provide comfort. Food can be a healing and therapeutic project–something to create, to learn a new recipe and explore new flavors," they shared.

"It's a love language– cooking for people and having something that we made with our hands and our hearts to share with those in our communities. And it's a chance to connect and share an experience with people we love as we dig into a delicious meal together," the creators explained.

#7

Funny food meme about buying a birthday cake anytime for yourself.

Final score:

151points

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Spidercat 10 months ago

Let me fry your collective noodles...I once made an entire Christmas dinner (Turkey, stuffing all the trimmings etc) in the middle of March and I'm still a free man on good terms with the authorities.

128points

Blue Bunny of Happiness 10 months ago

Isn’t that just a slightly pimped up Sunday Roast here in the UK?

15points

Penguin Panda Pop 10 months ago

The relevant authorities have been notified and your name is now on file. ON FILE!

9points

Ms.GB 10 months ago (edited)

I made a thanksgiving dinner during Spring because I got a new roasting pan. I like the way you think.

3points

Michael Fernandez 10 months ago

On Christmas I made stuffing and mashed potatoes to accompany my ham & Swiss sandwich XD

3points

Cydney Golden 9 months ago

I've always eaten whatever kind of food I want anytime of the day. Extreme breakfast for dinner or vice versa. Why not!

1point

Nikki Gross 10 months ago

If you're in the South, that's called Sunday dinner at Memaw's house. You'll also be leaving with Country Crock and Cool Whip containers stuffed full with anything that happens to be leftover.

1point

Anne Roberts 10 months ago

Any leftovers?

1point

Philly Bob 9 months ago

Have done as well. My britday is in March so yeah, did a full out Christmas / Thanksgiving style dinner for my bday with the extra15 pounder I had that I got for like $10 over the holidays! And no one called the meal police!

0points

gsnxjfzxfv 10 months ago

You go, Spidercat!

0points

Nope 10 months ago

and beloved by your guests (assuming you had some)

0points

sturmwesen 10 months ago

Adulting done right

0points

Urbangirlatl 10 months ago

Hero level

0points

LizzieBoredom 10 months ago (edited)

As the Mad Hatter says "It's not a birthday party. It's an unbirthday party. An unbirthday party? Well you only have one birthday each year, but you have 364 unbirthdays".

12points

S R Godwin 9 months ago

We have "half-birthdays" in our family. My 2 daughters were born exactly 18 months apart, to the day. 22 June and 22 December.

0points

Science Nerd 10 months ago

You do know that Baskin Robbins sells ice cream birthday cakes...

4points

Nope 10 months ago

Do I know B&R sells ice cream b-day cakes? That's like asking my beagle if he knows treats are for good boys.

6points

cj be like 10 months ago

i'll have to go to different stores though, i dont want one of the checkers asking 'why have you bought 6 cakes this month?'

3points

Nancy Lynch Premium 9 months ago

My mother cooked a turkey in early October in 1989. No reason. No holiday. Three days later, the big earthquake hit the south end of the SF Bay Area. Without power for who knows how long, we had turkey sandwiches. Power came on a few hour after the quake. I lived in San Jose.

2points

Wine Country Mama 9 months ago

My son's favorite meal is Thanksgiving dinner, with homemade cranberry sauce and giblet gravy. He has it for his birthday almost every year, which is in July.

1point

#8

Funny food meme about using garlic and vanilla with reckless extravagance in cooking and baking.

Final score:

147points

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Deborah 10 months ago

I'm not crazy about cooking, but I do like to bake, and the amount of vanilla extract called for in the recipe is, in my opinion, just a suggestion.

53points

Janelle Collard Premium 10 months ago

Absolutely!

7points

BrunoVI 10 months ago

In most regards, cooking is based on chemistry, and you can't just add however much of whatever you want. But Vanilla is a happy exception. And you can pretty much add whatever you like to brownies. Like a pound of peanut butter.

6points

Mari 10 months ago

Indeed, it is a suggestion. You can use more or you can leave it out. I bake a lot and I never use vanilla extract, I prefer to use vanilla powder or vanilla pods. It is more expensive but I use it in only in recipes that need a strong vanilla flavour (pastry creams, whipped cream..)

3points

LB 10 months ago

I usually treat sugar like this, because I tend to put 20/30% less. Never regretted that until today, the cake was just too blah.

3points

Maartje 10 months ago

This.

2points

Inigo Montoya 10 months ago

Step 1 when starting a recipe: cross out the word "cloves" and write in the word "heads".

6points

ILoveMySon 10 months ago

When I was ten, I made dinner for my family and didn't know the difference. Yep, the whole head of garlic. Good thing we like garlic.😅

4points

tuzdayschild 10 months ago

My rule is: at bare minimum, double the garlic

5points

April Pickett 10 months ago

Garlic? There's never enough garlic.

5points

Nikki Gross 10 months ago

Garlic, Hamburger meat, Cheese and Potatoes/Taters are the greatest things ever, especially when you can get them on sale or grab store/generic brands.

4points

B 10 months ago

I put at least 4 cloves of garlic in every meal I cook. Six in bolognaise. Damn fine stuff. Thanks, nature.

3points

Bartlet for world domination 10 months ago

Rarely if ever did I come across vanilla extract in a recipe until I encountered American baking through the internet.

3points

Pernille 10 months ago

You should study french patisserie then, but maybe you just don't bake very much.

8points

Peter Bear 10 months ago

How to tell you have enough garlic in your recipe: take the amount called for, double it, then add a bit more just to be sure.

2points

Nancy Baldauf 10 months ago

You and I could be close friends. Or maybe distant cousins.

2points

Science Nerd 10 months ago

Powder, granulated flakes, fresh minced, pressed, or all four?

1point

#9

Funny food meme about keeping romance alive with late-night cheese toast.

Final score:

145points

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Lyoness 10 months ago

Sounds like she's also offering to make it and that's a keeper.

47points

Penguin Panda Pop 10 months ago

That's the genius of a wife suggestion - it seems like she's offering to make it, but really the expectation is that the listener should make it. I want to make one thing absolutely clear - I am 100% fine with this arrangement.

14points

SCamp 10 months ago

Solid gold partner there bud, hang on to her

6points

Bored Birgit 10 months ago

Ha! Life goals!

4points

Biytemii 10 months ago

My dad used to do this and I'd wake up in the middle of the night as a kid and he'd make us both cheese on toast. we would always put butter and marmite on them. I miss making that

0points

Martin König 10 months ago

Depends on who made it in the end.

0points

The Doom Song 10 months ago

Your wife is a keeper good sir!

0points

George D 10 months ago

My answer would have been, "What took you so long?"

0points

Tropical Tarot 10 months ago

Or nacho tots.

0points

"Another trend that I have LOVED seeing go away is associating eating food that tastes good with guilt– more and more we're seeing creators celebrating good food and diving into the joys of eating without feeling like we need to be apologizing for it," Chloe and Peter added.

"There is no question that we are living in pretty strange times, there is a lot of uncertainty and stress felt by so many people across the globe. That, combined with the gloom of the cold winter months sometimes leaves people feeling a bit lost," the creators continued. "And while a really good soup recipe, of course, doesn't fix any problems, it can be something that provides comfort and warmth in a time where these things are needed."

#10

Funny food meme about AI handling grocery tasks instead of creative tasks like making astronaut pictures.

Final score:

143points

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Sky Render 10 months ago

See we used to have tools online for that sort of thing. They were even free. They all mysteriously vanished around the time the current tinker-toy-esque "lol look at the stupid AI generated stuff" AI craze started.

21points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 10 months ago

We did? I must have missed that - can you give me a name? Maybe they're still out there!

3points

Jnausicaa Premium 10 months ago

Some refrigerators can do this. And place orders with the stores for the items needed.

1point

Biytemii 10 months ago

I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that it's smart fridges that can do this for you

1point

tuzdayschild 10 months ago

Create that tool Sarah. This is how people get rich.

1point

Azari Azalea 10 months ago

Or- and here’s a crazy idea- DO IT AND MAKE IT FREE FOR EVERYONE SO THAT WE DONT GET MORE DEBT DUE TO CAPITALISM

2points

The Darkest Timeline 10 months ago

AI is mostly marketing; it doesn’t do much of anything other than make tech bros rich and help lazy students cheat on papers. When it starts solving real problems, then maybe we can get excited but, for now, it’s just hype.

1point

Robert T 10 months ago

There used to be a website called My Supermarket that did exactly this. It got the latest prices from all your local supermarkets and told you which was cheapest. AI was not required!

1point

Nancy Lynch Premium 9 months ago

Yes!

0points

Oops 9 months ago

Ai in the middle of the night - buy this milk!!!

0points

Rich Black 9 months ago

people have already lost the ability to fry an egg or boil water. we're all going to die the day uber eats and doordash go out of business

0points

B Jones 10 months ago

I'm sorry but AI already does this, but for people that control it. It knows what you need and raises prices on exactly those things.

0points

#11

Funny food meme about night bakeries offering fresh croissants at 11pm.

Final score:

134points

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Spidercat 10 months ago

This is true philosophy.

41points

Ms.GB 10 months ago

Who else makes breakfast for dinner.

8points

Nikki Gross 10 months ago

All the time, when I feel like cooking something, otherwise cereal FTW.

2points

Robin DJW 10 months ago

And I want a bakery on every third street corner. Fresh should be available any time from somewhere close.

6points

Subaru645 10 months ago

In Brooklyn it was known as go around the corner from the bakery at midnight and get that fresh bread…

4points

Robert T 10 months ago

You can buy frozen ready-to-bake croissants, so you can literally have them any time, day or night, striaght from the oven!

3points

Disgruntled Panda 10 months ago

Oooooh! When still a teenager, friends and I would walk around the back of the local bakery after the pub had closed and we'd get the freshest, most amazing croissants that the bakers had literally just got fresh out of the oven

3points

Urbangirlatl 10 months ago

Just think how many more people would BE bakers if you could start the day later. It's revolutionary!

2points

Philly Bob 9 months ago

I make my best brownies, cookies and muffins after 11 PM!

1point

tuzdayschild 10 months ago

I'm in

1point

Schmebulock 10 months ago

It's also a good way to lose money and go out of business.

1point

#12

Funny food meme about "Penne for Your Thoughts," a pasta-themed therapy joke.

Final score:

131points

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SCamp 10 months ago

Sit down and I’ll tagliatell-ya all about it

10points

Peppy 10 months ago

I cannelloni think this is an amazing idea

7points

Kelly H. Wilder 10 months ago

♥ this idea!

7points

Kris 10 months ago

Its 5 AM and I am hungry. Stop talking about pasta

6points

Anne Roberts 10 months ago

I'll just elbow my way in

5points

Daveygravey 10 months ago

I laughed out loud at this..

1point

Maggie Fulton 10 months ago

This…needs to exist.

1point

Definitely a Human 9 months ago

Not such a fusilli idea

0points

Nancy Lynch Premium 9 months ago

Deep fried ravioli with our choice of Italian dipping sauces.

0points

Claire Teasdale 10 months ago

I’ll pull up!

0points

Next, we wanted to know if running this account has changed how the creators view food at all.

"A post we shared around the start of the new year written by Tumblr user songofsaraneth was about changing the perceptions of what a NY resolution needed to be so many people see it as a quest to do something that you don't enjoy doing– giving up something you love, challenging yourself in ways that are uncomfortable that you really don't want to do," Chloe and Peter noted.

"And yeah, there are benefits to these kinds of resolutions, but you can ALSO fill your year with resolutions that bring you joy. The two resolutions that songofsaraneth gave examples of were Pasta Quest– eating as many different types of pasta as possible, and Fruit Adventures– buying and trying a new fruit whenever they see it and then researching it and learning as much as they can," the creators shared.

#13

Funny food meme about celebrating the inventor of garlic bread with a holiday and banknote tribute.

Final score:

129points

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Lyoness 10 months ago

Add cheese and they get a whole week.

75points

The Doom Song 10 months ago

I'll supply the cheese!

4points

Nikki Gross 10 months ago

Yes, yes, yes!!

1point

XenoMurph 10 months ago

I'm guessing millions of people invented cheese. Maybe a few thousand drained the whey and tasted the results. And a few dozen left it in a cave long enough to really become stinky.

0points

G A 10 months ago

Garlic? Bread? It's a taste sensation! (for UK pandas)

5points

Aud (she/they) 10 months ago

Amen!

4points

Robin DJW 10 months ago

SHOULD BE MUUUUCH HIGHER!

2points

Julia Mckinney 10 months ago

Or the stuffed cheesy bread from Dominos. Even my husband likes it a little, and he HATES cheesebread.

1point

Robert T 10 months ago

Not Peter Kay then! ;-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_j8Rqr1nGo

1point

Robert Trebor 10 months ago

Statue should go up to the inventor of the meatball. The real thing.

1point

Dragons Exist 10 months ago

A city should go to whoever combined spaghetti & meatballs with garlic bread

1point

trixiefly11 9 months ago

Its sad that they probably cannot pin it down to an individual person. This would be something most people could get behind.

0points

Jnausicaa Premium 10 months ago

And the CHEESE. Don't forget the cheese, Gromit!

0points

Patricia Steward 10 months ago

Try fresh garlic naan some time. Life changing.

0points

#14

Funny food meme about buying an ice cream cake as an adult from Baskin Robbins.

Final score:

118points

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Robin DJW 10 months ago

I hope you got the chocolate mint one.

30points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 10 months ago

Chocolate and mint is a lovely combination. The chocolate-brand "Marabou" has a mint-crisp chocolate and it's sooooo good. (They also have orange crisp, which I absolutely love, too, and licorice crisp which is also good but I admit that the taste for licorice is not that common)

1point

Nancy Lynch Premium 9 months ago

Yum!

0points

wmtyrzpdrg 9 months ago

Of course! (I mean, are there others?)

0points

Brian Droste 10 months ago

Oooh. That sounds good.

0points

Beth Wheeler 10 months ago

I don't care what anybody says chocolate and mint DO NOT go together!

-1point

Mingey 10 months ago

My mother questions my "sanity" when I do mad things like that 😂😂😂

3points

Colleen Glim 10 months ago

I may be crazy, but I’m crazy with ice cream cake. This is a win

3points

My O My 10 months ago

I've nerver ate an ice cream cake... :(

1point

Danielle 10 months ago

Me neither. I don't think I've ever even seen one in the UK?

0points

trixiefly11 9 months ago (edited)

I love ice cream cake. But I like the one that has chocolate cake and vanilla cake with ice cream in the middle. I don't like it when its all ice cream shaped like a cake.

0points

Nikki Gross 10 months ago

That's one good thing about growing up poor. I know how to use what's in my kitchen to throw together a basic cake base, pie, breads and make icing. Use whatever I have on hand plus, imitation vanilla extract, cocoa powder or any little bit of fruit that's lurking in my fridge or in a can and I'm good.

0points

Science Nerd 10 months ago

Did you share?

0points

Sky Render 10 months ago

We did that about a year ago. They're still pretty tasty! Gonna make my own next time though.

0points

#15

Funny food meme about preferring apples sliced in a bowl, showing humor in simple pleasures.

Final score:

117points

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G A 10 months ago

Pulped, fermented and served in a glass out of a pub tap, thanks

58points

Auntriarch 10 months ago

Grapes improve with that level of preparation too

9points

Ms.GB 10 months ago

An apple a day...

3points

Rob D 10 months ago

🤣👍

1point

Doc 9 months ago

Ahh Mead or Cider.

0points

Penguin Panda Pop 10 months ago

They taste better that way. I won't be taking any further questions at this time.

7points

Ron Man 10 months ago

Nothing wrong with that! I find that I prefer healthy snack when they're prepped a little like that.

5points

Otto Katz 10 months ago

I still have braces trauma. I have to have my apples cut up, cored, and I eat them with a fork. I can't bite into an apple like a regular person, got my braces off in 11th grade, 51 years ago.

4points

ManuelQue 10 months ago

You mentioned trauma but is it also just painful to bite into something crunchy?

0points

Sky Render 10 months ago

With peanut butter to dip them in!

4points

tee-lena 10 months ago

Or caramel

0points

JL 10 months ago

I'll take mine in pie form.

3points

Auntriarch 10 months ago

So glad to discover that I'm not weird

3points

SmooshieFries 10 months ago

Same but with a big glob of peanut butter too

2points

Robert Trebor 10 months ago

When I was a kid I had a phobia about biting into an apple. Maybe I was afraid I'd break a tooth, I don't know. My mom (my hero) would cut my lunchbox apple and Saran wrap the pieces for me.

1point

Coralinea 10 months ago

Tiny plate for me, but yes.

1point

"This inspired me to take on a new baking project every month of 2025 and teach myself to make a new type of pastry or cake that I love but never considered actually making myself," the creator continued. "My January project was Swedish Cardamom Buns. I tried a few different recipes, played around with different techniques, and honestly think that I nailed it by my third try. I shared pictures of my progress on stories and on our Threads and it was a fun way to connect with people, get tips, recipes, and inspire others to try out my fun 2025 resolution!"

#16

Funny food meme about Starbucks lip gloss and rotisserie chicken grease.

Final score:

115points

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LizzieBoredom 10 months ago

New from Sephora: Rotisserie - For lips that turn heads.

32points

LA Murphy 10 months ago

Are you in marketing? If not, you should be, because that was f*****g brilliant!

5points

Anne Roberts 10 months ago

Yum....chicken flavored lip gloss

5points

KamaboCo. 10 months ago

oopsie!

4points

Paulina 10 months ago

Rotisserie chicken sounds like a great flavor for a lip balm or gloss!

3points

Adrian 10 months ago

Probably works well, too! I would kiss you...

0points

JL 10 months ago

Marry me.

1point

wmtyrzpdrg 9 months ago

Chapstick - you hearing this??

0points

trixiefly11 9 months ago

When I was 16 I put on tons of ChapStick and a friend told me i looked like i just got done eating a bunch of greasy fried chicken. lol

0points

not a sock 10 months ago

all the hot chicks use it

0points

Melinda Flick 10 months ago

My giggle of the DAY!

0points

Beth Wheeler 10 months ago

LOL

0points

#17

Funny food meme about an ideal diet involving snacks and a late-night burrito.

Final score:

114points

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Bored Birgit 10 months ago

I'm in!

28points

Ms.GB 10 months ago

That's pretty much my diet now except the crackers are just more coffee.

2points

Michelle C 10 months ago

Mine is a large breakfast, medium lunch, and small dinner. I could, of course, go for the occasional snack.

2points

G A 10 months ago

My work week

2points

Doc 9 months ago

It's called grazing.

0points

trixiefly11 9 months ago

Sounds like my husband who says he only has one meal a day. Yeah one meal and 13,000 snacks.

0points

Science Nerd 10 months ago

accompanied by a Mountain Dew?

0points

Anne Roberts 10 months ago

Same

0points

#18

Funny food meme about a daughter's wisdom during a pie-eating contest, emphasizing enjoyment over competition.

Final score:

112points

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Sky Render 10 months ago

Honestly the person who scores lowest has the best time. Because they actually got to enjoy the pie instead of trying to eat as many as possible without taking the time to savor each bite.

33points

Wendy Hamilton 10 months ago

Smart girl.

4points

Jnausicaa Premium 10 months ago

From the mouths of babes.

1point

Featherytoad 10 months ago

I think of Lard A*s in Stand By Me. He gets to eat pie and barfs on everyone who taunted him. Win, win all the way around.

1point

And how do Chloe and Peter decide what to post on I Am Starving AF? "We get a lot of content submitted by creators, and a lot of it is content I have found," they told Bored Panda. "We've been running these pages for YEARS, and my brain (and phone photo gallery) is a meme library at this point. When there is a theme or post that fits a day's mood, I share it! My rule of thumb is that if I find something funny or connect to it in some way, I assume our followers will too, and often they do!"

#19

Tweet meme about a grandmother's baking recipe prank, highlighting funny food humor.

Final score:

112points

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Beth Wheeler 10 months ago

Go granny

3points

Science Nerd 10 months ago

Can I upvote this twelve times?

2points

Kit Black 10 months ago

My mom gave both my brother & I her stew recipe - at different times. Neither of us could ever make it taste like hers. Then we compared notes... she left an ingredient out of my copy, and a *different* iingredient out of his copy! The combined recipe tastes perfect - and mom is SO annoyed 🤣🤣🤣

1point

Nancy Lynch Premium 9 months ago

Did she at least tell you the secret?

0points

SJones Premium 9 months ago

I like grandma

0points

Rich Black 9 months ago

people do this now when they quit a company. the delete some random line of code in a program they wrote.

0points

Nikki Gross 10 months ago

If I really wanna bring my Mama back from the dead, give out the recipe to her fruit delight. That's the most requested dessert in my family. Out of 13 kids, I'm the one that spent the most time with Mama and the ONLY one that knows how to make it start to finish. My Sister that lives in BFE, can cook and bake anything that you can imagine, except for that ONE thing and it drives her crazy. No matter what she tries it never turns out the same. I have taken that dish to potlucks and holiday parties, it's the most requested thing year after year. I promised my Sister that I have it written down, so if I die before her then she can have the recipe. If she dies first (10 years older then me) I'll serve it at her funeral.

0points

Eugene the Jeep 10 months ago

I had an aunt who would leave out an ingredient from a recipe you requested so you couldn't make the dish as good as she did. Petty af

0points

#20

Funny food meme about meal prepping challenges with kids.

Final score:

111points

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Sandella 10 months ago

Ha yes you tell em!

13points

Foxglove🇮🇪 10 months ago

Get them to make their own breakfast as young as possible!

1point

Biytemii 10 months ago

One of my favorite memories when I was young maybe seven or eight, My father who hates eggs taught me how to make eggs for myself it was the first thing I learned how to cook and my dad taught me which is really crazy cuz he's not a cooker. I learned everything else from my mom who's cooks Italian stuff Polish stuff. but because of my early learning in cooking all together like I could cook an awesome Italian spaghetti sauce by the time I was probably 10 12. I love cooking I now cook a lot of Indian food because of my husband and My in-laws they're all from India. but the point is it wasn't hard for me to switch over to any kind of different food because I cook more using a recipe as a suggestion.

0points

#21

A tweet about someone being approached in a supermarket for cheese advice, highlighting funny food meme humor.

Final score:

110points

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G A 10 months ago

You are a cheese sommelier

28points

XenoMurph 10 months ago

Fromelier

6points

Apatheist Account2 10 months ago

Brie-f Encounter.

3points

Auntriarch 10 months ago (edited)

I would have felt like I'd won the Nobel cheese prize

3points

Cat Palmer 10 months ago

I was once approached in a supermarket by a gay couple wanting to know if cheesecake contained cheese, and I think I blew their minds a little by explaining cream cheese to them.

2points

Ms.GB 10 months ago

I once had a baffled husband ask me where he could get brie and my answer was "the fancy cheese section" he looked even more baffled. I was like "Just look for the woman in an apron encircled by cheese at the front of the store."

3points

Verena 10 months ago

It is an absolute delight to introduce tourists to our local delicacies, be it cookies, pastry, fish dishes, meat dishes... Most forlorn looking ones in the supermarket are very sweet and thankful. Hint: In the Netherlands, especially in Zealand, do not buy Heineken because they planted their logo in your head. Go for a local brewery or a Belgian beer

1point

Jnausicaa Premium 10 months ago (edited)

Quite. I have had similar experiences with cheese and chocolate. We are just lucky.. Or as the Mrs might say, "The Fromage is with you."

0points

AnSi Bae 10 months ago

I once mistook a customer for a saleslady in a cosmetic store. When she said: I don't work here. I said: Sorry, You're makeup is so beautiful that I thought you did. When people are flattered, like she was, is WHEN YOU RUN AWAY from the embarrassment. 😳

0points

Daveygravey 10 months ago

Someone did this to me in an Off licence (RE alcohol) a few years ago, I felt kind of flattered, I guess..

0points

Sarah Bailey 10 months ago

Ti's the highest of high compliment!

0points

Science Nerd 10 months ago

I'm not quite sure why, but I rarely get out of the grocery store without having an involved conversation with somebody. Sometimes with the produce clerks on how to prepare what they're stocking.

0points

Finally, we asked the creators if they have any big plans for the future of this account. "Our main focus is always @iamthirtyaf – where we post more general content for Millennials, exploring nostalgic themes as well as just what it is like being alive in 2025 as a 30 (or 40!) something," Chloe and Peter noted.

"On @iamstarvingaf, we're all things food. On @iamemployedaf, we focus on work related themes. @iamokayaf is all things mental health, and @fearofgoingout is where we explore the antisocial introverted misanthropic aspects of our personalities," they continued. "We're active on every page every day and have a lot of fun! You can also find us on threads and Bluesky under @iamthirtyaf."

The creators also added that they have some book plans in the works, as well as a few other projects that will be announced soon!

#22

Funny food meme featuring a humorous conversation about wings and lemon pepper among fifth graders.

Final score:

109points

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Ms.GB 10 months ago

Garlic parm.

22points

Jnausicaa Premium 10 months ago

Upvotey for the Garlic Parm.

1point

tuzdayschild 10 months ago

This is pretty much every conversation I've ever had in my life. If there's any possible way to misinterpret what someone says to me, I will find it. Just call me lemon pepper.

3points

Biytemii 10 months ago

it reminds me of the steakcation not staycation commercial. I don't remember what steakhouse it was for but it's a funny commercial and that's what this reminded me of

1point

Louise Clarke 10 months ago

Honey Garlic for me

3points

Philly Bob 9 months ago

The venue I used to work at makes a cajun honey garlic that's to die for.

1point

Peeka_Mimi Premium 10 months ago

Yummy lemon pepper.

2points

Michelle C 10 months ago

I would probably opt for ghost pepper wings if God said okay! 😁

1point

Science Nerd 10 months ago

Since it is the afterlife, ghost peppers should be acceptable.

3points

Remi (He/Him) 10 months ago

Ooh I want bbq hot wings 🤤

1point

Auntriarch 10 months ago

I used to live near a Lebanese restaurant that did lemon and garlic wings. Never had anything like it, before or since.

2points

Beachbum 7 months ago

🤣🤣🤣🧡

0points

Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 9 months ago

Student B is definitely my kid

0points

Pamela Keown 9 months ago

Student A has no clue - No one gets wings. Unless Student B is 100 % on target and we get chicken wings if we want.

0points

cj be like 10 months ago

buffalo ranch definitely

0points

#23

Funny food meme about mix-up between chai tea and chicken broth in a Zoom meeting.

Final score:

105points

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Robin DJW 10 months ago

Thanks for the chuckleOL.

31points

Maartje 10 months ago

Gawd I laughed.

0points

Inigo Montoya 10 months ago

I have two canisters in the kitchen. Yesterday morning I fed the cat coffee beans. I haven't tried brewing cat food yet, but I'm sure it won't be long.

7points

Mark Serbian, PK&RG,W 10 months ago

Preparation H and toothpaste ... ask me how I know ...

5points

PFD 10 months ago

If you found out what Preparation H tastes like, you probably got the optimal result from that confusion.

3points

Nancy Baldauf 10 months ago

Best belly laugh this month Thanks!

2points

Kise Miarse 10 months ago

😂😂😂😂

1point

Geoffrey Scott 10 months ago

My Mom once put the chocolate syrup in a butter (storage) container for some reason. Got myself a nice bowl of vanilla ice cream and topped it off with some syrup. BTW, she also had some homemade BBQ sauce in another, similar, container. Not a good taste sensation. :P

1point

ILoveMySon 10 months ago

Country Crock perhaps?

1point

Vicki Perizzolo 9 months ago

Ewwww

0points

RiverWynn 9 months ago

omg....laughing so hard right now....

0points

Patricia Steward 10 months ago

Made me LOL!

0points

Starry Nights 10 months ago

I laughed way too hard at this!!!

0points

#24

Funny food meme about realizing water is the ultimate grown-up drink.

Final score:

103points

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Pedantic Panda 10 months ago

Espresso Martini...

19points

Featherytoad 10 months ago

Irish coffee.

4points

The Doom Song 10 months ago

Yes please

1point

Kitty 🥀 9 months ago

With a couple of ice cubes. (Can’t forget the ultimate grown-up drink, water.)

0points

Catlady6000 10 months ago

That has possibilities

0points

Bec 10 months ago

Took me far too long to discover that I dislike coffee and beer and all alcohol. I thought everyone just forced themselves to drink it until you get used to it

5points

Annabel Again 9 months ago

Same

0points

Spidercat 10 months ago

All drinks are mostly water. As you were.

2points

Dawn Marie Premium 10 months ago

That is my argument when someone tells me I have to drink more water. I mostly have coffee and Coke in which the base is water in both!!

2points

Lord of the laserprinter. 10 months ago

The OP‘s name is almost poetry.

1point

Kim Steffen 10 months ago

Uh-unh. Drambuie.

0points

BrunoVI 10 months ago

Metamucil: ...

0points

We hope you're enjoying all of these memes, pandas, even if they're making your stomach growl! Keep upvoting the pics you find most relatable, and let us know in the comments below what you plan on cooking up today. Then, if you'd like to check out another Bored Panda list featuring food content, we've got a delectable list for you to devour right here!

#25

A funny food meme about feeling full at a Mexican restaurant after too many chips.

Final score:

102points

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TruthoftheHeart 10 months ago

With queso ofcourse!! Mmm queso

23points

Sue User 10 months ago

Bean dip.

1point

Ms.GB 10 months ago

That just means lunch and dinner for tomorrow is already made.

6points

Nikki Gross 10 months ago

There is a small, family owned Mexican restaurant close to where I live. It stays packed from open to close and the line for the to-go orders is ALWAYS really long. They make their own chips, salsa, queso and guacamole, even if you're an Atheist you'll still have a religious experience.

2points

Babs McGurk 10 months ago

I think we've ALL been there!

1point

Schmebulock 10 months ago

That is how they get you.

1point

MotorcycleDoggo 10 months ago

The meal isn't over when you're full. The meal isn;t over until you hate yourself.

0points

Jnausicaa Premium 10 months ago

Estoy lleno.

0points

Len Hill 10 months ago

Aren't the chips the entrée?

0points

#26

Funny food meme about needing a soup truck in winter instead of ice cream trucks.

Final score:

101points

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Sky Render 10 months ago

With ten different types of dipping bread. Hmm, this sounds like a viable food truck business actually...

59points

Barbara Wilcock 10 months ago

I seriously thought about this

5points

Ms.GB 10 months ago

Pasta truck!

2points

Peter Bear 10 months ago

Please come to my neighborhood.

0points

JL 10 months ago (edited)

And if you serve the soup in bread bowls, then you're doing it eco-friendly.

4points

Lotekguy Premium 10 months ago

What song would it play to announce its arrival? Suggestions, anyone?

3points

XenoMurph 10 months ago

It's raining Min-istrone

3points

Michelle C 10 months ago

This would be an amazing ministry to those in need, much like Meals on Wheels or Moveable Feast!

2points

Firstname Lastname 10 months ago

If it got into a traffic accident, I hope the soup is secure enough to not cause third degree burns.

2points

Biytemii 10 months ago

this has to be a food truck already I'm sure somewhere. that does soups and breads usually it's a smaller family-owned one but they're usually the best ones to go to

1point

Deborah B 10 months ago

I lived in Oxford years ago, and there was this bistro with a walk-up soup window. Like a drive-thru for pedestrians, and you could get a to-go cup of hot soup and a piece of bread. It was great.

1point

Lee Gilliland Premium 10 months ago

Will there be a Soup Nazi?

1point

ManuelQue 10 months ago

Calling Elon...

2points

Michael Amato 9 months ago

No soup for you

0points

Joanne Earle 10 months ago

Broccoli cheese yasssssssss

0points

#27

Funny food meme about a job interview where the candidate humorously claims his contribution would be "probably snacks."

Final score:

99points

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Lyoness 10 months ago

Hire him!

47points

Inigo Montoya 10 months ago

Let's not be hasty. What kind of snacks?

8points

Meowzers! 10 months ago

I once offered up "I make a great cup of tea" as my answer to this question. I didn't get the job and I never used it as an interview answer again. To be fair I was only 17 and so didn't understand the true meaning to the question.

3points

Bored Birgit 10 months ago

Tell me he got the job!

3points

Anne Roberts 10 months ago

He's in!

0points

Kise Miarse 10 months ago

I mean . . . I'd certainly want him on my team.

0points

BrunoVI 10 months ago

I hope he got the job! (And I'm not just making a foodie joke.)

0points

#28

Funny food meme about a bakery-themed pub crawl alternative.

Final score:

96points

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Pernille 10 months ago

In Paris they have running training that goes from bakery to bakery, you can download routes for croissants, flan, and various other specialities. That is the kind of running I want to do.

6points

G A 10 months ago

Oh gawd, yes

3points

Bec 10 months ago

My town has a fundraiser that involves visiting all the ice cream parlors

2points

Inigo Montoya 10 months ago

Done this in North End Boston. Stop by and give it a go!

2points

nottheactualphoto 10 months ago

Mmmm, all-night Italian pastry shop!

1point

Robert Trebor 10 months ago

I'm going to be in Nanuet, New York (Rockland County) in April, and I've already identified a go-to bakery near my hotel. Priorities.

1point

My O My 10 months ago

Absolutely! I figured out that there is a real english bakery near my holiday cottage! Yesssss

1point

Victoria Elizalde 9 months ago

I’ve done this! We called it a food oddessy.

0points

Ilan Elron 9 months ago

sign me up

0points

Nancy Lynch Premium 9 months ago

When do we leave?

0points

Catherine Maven 9 months ago

I'm IN!

0points

Dee Rutherford 10 months ago

YES!

0points

#29

Funny food meme about actors' diet descriptions, comparing it to a normal diet.

Final score:

95points

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Captive 10 months ago

OK this hurt a little

25points

Multa Nocte 10 months ago

Actually, it hurt a LOT. :-(

11points

Nikki Gross 10 months ago (edited)

Remember, they have chefs, personal trainers and don't have to worry about food poverty. So, being able to afford the best of everything imaginable, it's easy AF to be able to maintain some weird a*s fad diet, plus how much plastic surgery have they had. There is a reason it's gotten that name.

3points

Philly Bob 9 months ago

Rather a lot, really...

0points

SJones Premium 9 months ago

What’s worse is when they eat a healthy diet but lots of it.

0points

#30

Funny food meme about quickly deciding to finish a sandwich.

Final score:

94points

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panther 10 months ago

Well it is later after all.

30points

Ms.GB 10 months ago

Taking your leftovers home for tomorrow then realizing that 12:01 am is technically tomorrow.

2points

Kise Miarse 10 months ago

No lies detected

1point

Donna Sempek 9 months ago

When I bring my left overs from the restaurant I finish the rest immediately in bed watching tv

0points

trixiefly11 9 months ago

I'm going to take the other half of this sub home to eat later tonight. Eat it in the car on the way home. It is later but whether it's tonight or not is subjective.

0points

Patricia Steward 10 months ago

Same thing with a doggie bag, as soon as I get home.

0points

Brian Droste 10 months ago

😃😃😃😃

0points

Beth Wheeler 10 months ago

LOL

0points

Multa Nocte 10 months ago

That's several minutes more than I would have lasted.

0points

#31

Funny food meme about women helping each other in windy weather so one can eat a donut.

Final score:

94points

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Spidercat 10 months ago

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Bartlet for world domination 10 months ago

Well you're in for a treat.

11points

#32

Funny food meme about a resealable candy bag implying no leftovers.

Final score:

92points

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panther 10 months ago

And they also say sharing size, nope not happening.

43points

Robert Trebor 10 months ago

"Sharing size" now is smaller than the real thing in 1970.

5points

SmooshieFries 10 months ago

Right!? And the “fun size” is NOT fun. Its a sad size, very very sad size. Pff, yup the sharing size is really the MORE FOR ME size, yessss

1point

Beth Wheeler 10 months ago

Yeah don't come near my Peanut M&M's because they are mine. I don't care what that bag says.

1point

Norma Smith 10 months ago

Sharing from my hand to my mouth lol

0points

Chewie Baron Premium 10 months ago

I laugh so hard at that idea.

0points

sdorph 10 months ago

Have you noticed no company has ever made a resealable chip packet, they know their customers

5points

Ervin Conn 10 months ago

Also - Fun -size, Not really. The giant-size IS the fun size!

2points

Passerby 10 months ago

When the bag of chips says "family size": I am a family now.

2points

LooseSeal's $10 Banana 10 months ago

King Size...why yes, I am royalty.

0points

#33

Funny food meme about avocados featuring a humorous tweet on including toys like mood rings instead of pits.

Final score:

88points

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Floeckchen 10 months ago

They would be illegal in the US

53points

Dragons Exist 10 months ago

If you eat an avocado in a way that you can choke on the pit, then that's kinda on you

4points

Khavrinen 10 months ago

Choking hazard!

4points

horseloving panda 10 months ago

I snort-laughed SO LOUD!

2points

Adrian 10 months ago

An assault rifle would be OK

1point

Dawn Marie Premium 10 months ago

And the tariff will be so high coming to the U.S. from Mexico after the 30 days, you won't be able to afford it anyway.

8points

Apatheist Account2 10 months ago

Gary Delaney - my friend introduces himself as "Stephen with a ph" because he's slightly acidic.

4points

Joanne Earle 10 months ago

KinderCados.

1point

Adrian 10 months ago

Love this one when it comes up!

1point

#34

Funny food meme questioning the classiness of eating cheese off a board versus from the fridge at 3 am.

Final score:

86points

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Ariom Dahl 10 months ago

And I bet it tastes better directly from the fridge at 3 am!

28points

Laugh or not 10 months ago

Cheese taste better at room temperature (provided it is not too hot). The fridge kills the taste.

9points

Ms.GB 10 months ago

I started buying blocks of cheese instead of shredded and they kept disappearing, then I discovered my husband carving big chunks off and going through it in a few days.

4points

Verena 10 months ago

No, let it get to room temperature at least. Putting it on toast and microwave it is a valid alternative

1point

Natalia 10 months ago

When does fridge cold cheese ever taste better? Gotta be room temp for me lol!

1point

Pernille 10 months ago

Cheese is best at room temperature, so while I wouldn't call OP a gremlin, they should learn to take out the cheese before going to bed, then it will be at perfect temperature at 3 o'clock.

3points

Geoffrey Scott 10 months ago

If you have to use a knife to slice it off the block?...yes, you are a gremlin. Break off a chunk like every other heathen.

1point

UKGrandad 10 months ago

Break? Heathens bite it off.

5points

Ilan Elron 9 months ago

of course a gremlin you must get it to room temp, board or no board

0points

Janice Sanz 9 months ago

Too funny

0points

Pamela Keown 9 months ago

Adult Lunchable

0points

Biytemii 10 months ago

I will shove shredded cheese into my mouth or even put it into a bowl and take it up to my room with me sometimes in the middle of the night. I actually prefer if there's a block because then I'll just cut it into slices and bring it upstairs and eat it all by itself. I can eat all the cheese it doesn't matter. constipation can't stop my love 💕😘 for it ❤️ lol

0points

Doodles1983 10 months ago

So. Eat it at 23:59. And enjoy a cheese dream!

0points

PFD 10 months ago

Did... Did a mogwai write this post

0points

#35

Funny food meme about feeling awkward around warm bread.

Final score:

85points

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Aud (she/they) 10 months ago

Me neither. Especially when the butter gets all melty...

41points

Lilybdcsa 10 months ago

Mmmm...melty butter.

3points

G A 10 months ago

Rip it apart with your bare hands, slather it in butter and cram it in your mouth....

8points

Spidercat 10 months ago

Yeah you.do. Break little pieces of the end untill you've made a hole that cannot be hidden and then resign yourself to cutting off the end piece and eating it with real salted butter while you wait for the bacon to be ready for the sandwich you were making in the first place...

6points

Nope 10 months ago

Basically like a new lover...caress it, feel its shape and warmth under your fingers, gently press your cheek to it, inhale it's scent hungrily, and finally devour it with relish; fulfilling both your destinies. Oh my yes *fans my blushing cheeks*

3points

Dawnieangel76 9 months ago

I'll have what they're having!

0points

Michael Largey 10 months ago

I do. I immediately act all hungry and needy. What I don't know is how to leave some for others.

2points

Michelle C 10 months ago

There’s only one way: eat a slice! (Barring dietary restrictions, of course!)

2points

Biytemii 10 months ago

I absolutely love starting my bread in my bread machine to mix it all up cuz it's easy but then I take it out after it's all mixed together and I let it rise in a bread pan or make rolls. fresh bread is really hard to cut well if it doesn't cool down a little bit but if you don't have to cut it definitely rip chunks off and dip it in homemade butter. anytime I make homemade bread I take my blender or mixer and I get some heavy whipping cream and I whip the hell out of it in one of them till it turns to butter.

1point

Doodles1983 10 months ago

Gut it. Eat the middle with butter. Then the warm slightly crunchy crust. Nom

1point

Robert Trebor 10 months ago

Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive in!

1point

Jnausicaa Premium 10 months ago

Homemade sourdough from 120 year old starter. With butter and/or cheese. MMMMMMMMMMM

0points

#36

Funny food meme with text about treating oneself despite rarely saying no to indulgences.

Final score:

83points

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Space Invader 10 months ago

It's unhealthy to live in denial. So I never deny myself any treat!

23points

Tropical Tarot 10 months ago

It's unsafe to live in denial too, all the hippos and crocodiles.

4points

Anne Roberts 10 months ago

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. 🍰

2points

tee-lena 10 months ago

My grandfather taught me that. Made my grandma so mad!

2points

#37

Funny food meme text about the annoyance of hearing people eat with open mouths.

Final score:

82points

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Ron Man 10 months ago

Yep. I don't get the mukbang vids either. Close your mouth, make no noise. Just eat politely.

23points

weird star kid 10 months ago

Those make me uncomfortable and disgusted and confused on so many levels. Like what do you mean you're going to eat a giant pot of crab meat, a massive bowl of suspiciously bright blue noodles, and weird gummy candy all in one sitting? Nasty.

3points

Verena 10 months ago

Unless it's your horses. I absolutely love the sound of them enjoying their dinner and having sone sort of snacking-contest going on, "my food is the tastiest".

1point

LB 10 months ago

I had a partner once who got really offended that I couldn't stand his eating habits. It was just... not a good sensory experience.

1point

SmooshieFries 10 months ago

I know two ppl who the way they eat chips, ugh, it sounds like they are grinding rocks. I absolutely avoid Mexicans restaurants with them cause I’m so annoyed by the time my entree comes , I can barely eat!

3points

WFH Forever 10 months ago

Then avoid most of eastern Asia. You are insulting the cook if you don't slurp your food.

1point

tuzdayschild 10 months ago

So, if I understand the rules, I can only upvote this once?

1point

Beth Wheeler 10 months ago

Oh that drives me crazy, it's so rude and annoying. And people smacking on him.

1point

Shelley DuVal 9 months ago

Unfortunately, I have blocked sinus' and eating anything that requires chewing for more then 10 seconds involves my opening my mouth to get air into my lungs otherwise I am going to pass out in mid chew.

0points

Corey Ortiz 9 months ago

Oh my god people aggressively chewing moist cake! Sounds like a million plungers for ants all going at the same time. Drives me crazy!

0points

Corey Ortiz 9 months ago

Oh my god. Someone aggressively chewing cake! I hate that frickin sound!

0points

Lisa Wright 10 months ago

please do not suck your fingers after you eat. Disgusting.

0points

cj be like 10 months ago

or hearing that weird kid in the back of the class chew his gum so obnoxiously loud that he HAS to know he's doing it and is probably only doing it to annoy other people and you don't want to admit it but it's working

0points

cj be like 10 months ago

sorry is that just me

0points

#38

Funny food meme about comparing a person to a stale ham sandwich as an insult.

Final score:

79points

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Robin DJW 10 months ago

Brilliant!

14points

LA Murphy 10 months ago

I am using this and so should everyone else. This is a thing.

2points

Multa Nocte 10 months ago

There was a character in the Pogo cartoon books whose name was Sam Handwich.

1point

Deborah Coalter 9 months ago

Ooh, I like it!

0points

Jnausicaa Premium 10 months ago

I am so stealing that.

0points

Tim Steil 10 months ago

From his movie 200 Motels, here's Frank Zappa with .. "This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0sUw_Id4X4

0points

Nope 10 months ago

I would face off against Kobayashi in a Stale Ham Sandwich Eating Contest if I could avoid meeting my 1st wife.

0points

Urbangirlatl 10 months ago

This pains me.

0points

Floeckchen 10 months ago

Coming from the post in another list about Jeffrey Dahmers neighbour this one just got awkward

0points

#39

Funny food meme about lasagna and Mondays, referencing a popular cartoon cat.

Final score:

78points

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Kelly H. Wilder 10 months ago

Garfield FTW (but we all know that Odie was the real ☆)

32points

Biytemii 10 months ago

I always loved Nermal (I think I'm remembering the name right) but it was the other cat that liked Garfield all the time and always bothered him. I'm 99% sure that is her name

0points

Lyoness 10 months ago

And sleeping in is mandatory. The tao of Garfield.

6points

Robin DJW 10 months ago

Garfield meets Simon's Cat.

1point

Ariom Dahl 10 months ago

And all cats (feline and hooman) need coffee.

0points

Floeckchen 10 months ago

Don't give cats coffee!

0points

#40

Funny food meme about buying ingredients which spoil before use.

Final score:

77points

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Ron Man 10 months ago

I hate that!

16points

Lyoness 10 months ago

Or the one you think you already have so you don't buy it and then come home and find out 1. You don't have it, and 2. It's critical to the recipe.

5points

Biytemii 10 months ago

I literally just did this yesterday

1point

Spidercat 10 months ago

And this is why London rocks. Massive supermarket 2mins from my door that I pass on the way home from work...I make my dinner decisions daily at 4pm.

3points

Nancy Baldauf 10 months ago

I used to pass a bookstore on the way home from work. I need more bookcases.

2points

Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 9 months ago

We made a rule in our house after that happened one too many times. We make our meals in order of how long the produce lasts. Lots of spinach? Make it on monday. Lots of tomatoes? That can wait a couple days. Winter squash? Totally ok we forgot we had it for a week.

1point

Joanne Earle 10 months ago

Mushrooms. Every. Single. Time.

1point

Elizabeth Butler 9 months ago (edited)

They last longer if you put them in an open container with paper towel folded under to capture moisture, then put the container in an open-top paper bag in the fridge. Dry out very slowly and do not rot.

0points

Robin Roper 10 months ago

Or smacking gum!

0points

#41

Funny food meme about being allergic to almonds and joy, featuring a humorous dad joke.

Final score:

77points

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Michael Largey 10 months ago

Being allergic to joy would present the same problem to me as being allergic to the moons of Jupiter.

8points

Nope 10 months ago

You are a human and that's an amazing thing to get to be! *watches as the joy spreads through your whole body and hives pop out all over you from the joy that realization produces.* *Chuckles evilly* Muahahah, take that, emo guy!

1point

Armac Premium 10 months ago

Blaire is hilarious

3points

ILoveMySon 10 months ago

Downvote trolls hit. Take my upvote. 🙂

3points

Janice Sanz 9 months ago

Oh, no!!!

1point

#42

Funny food meme about fruits that do and don't live up to their names, featuring passionfruit and orange.

Final score:

75points

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Joshua Russell 10 months ago

Grapefruit really is a pretty weird name though, there was already fruit called grapes. It's like if there was a meat called "chickenmeat" that wasn't chicken.

27points

BrunoVI 10 months ago

Blueberry. Starfruit. Currants only if they're fresh.

7points

Abel 10 months ago

Pineapple? 🎄🍎

6points

Sky Render 10 months ago

Strawberry too. Tastes nothing like straw.

6points

Roxy222uk 10 months ago

The 'passion' in passionfruit isn't about an emotion, it's about Christ. All the factors are in the flowers. As a non-Christian I'm struggling to remember, but I think there's twelve of one of the rings of petals to represent the disciples. The number of stamen mean something, the other ring of petals means something, and so on.

4points

Peter Bear 10 months ago

Fun fact; the color was named after the fruit; 'naranj' anglicized to 'orange', and since it was that color of red/yellow, that color was henceforth referred to as orange. So it's not the fruit living up to the name, it's the name living up to the fruit.

2points

Inigo Montoya 10 months ago

Meanwhile what about everyone's favorite measurement fruit?

1point

Vicki Perizzolo 9 months ago

I love grapefruit but only from my neighbors tree. Best ever

0points

Janice Sanz 9 months ago

True, true

0points

Biytemii 10 months ago

I think honeydew makes sense those melons are really sweet almost like honey flavorish and they're dewy like usually kind of wet very juicy. That's the only one that makes sense though

0points

#43

Funny food meme about mistaking spinach dip for broccoli soup.

Final score:

75points

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BrunoVI 10 months ago

Serving unexpected dips is, in fact, how David earned the name, "Dunkovich."

13points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 10 months ago

I had to laugh really long and loud about it. Thank you!

0points

Dolevaal 10 months ago

Tbh broccoli & cheddar soup sounds amazing.

3points

mhoulden 10 months ago

Broccoli and stilton is even better

0points

Dragons Exist 10 months ago

How watery was the dip???

1point

Beachbum 7 months ago

I accidently served a lady queso, and thgouht it was Chicken Tortilla soup 🤣🤣

0points

#44

Funny food meme about pretzels having either no salt or too much salt.

Final score:

75points

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Sky Render 10 months ago (edited)

To be fair, the salt likes to come off during the baking phase. Unless you add extra to combat that, then it's all gonna stay on there like you hot glued it to the bastard.

15points

Biytemii 10 months ago

a good way to do it is to brush the top of the pretzel with warm water and you can get the salt to stick you just have to do it right if you're using an egg wash over them you can do the same thing with that

0points

ZuriLovesYou 10 months ago

I hear that.

0points

Beth Wheeler 10 months ago

YUCK either way

0points

#45

Funny food meme explaining Victorian slang for a woman who gossips over tea and cakes.

Final score:

72points

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Aud (she/they) 10 months ago

Let's bring this back

38points

cj be like 10 months ago

exactly. now i want tea and cakes dammit (but mostly just the cakes)

2points

Ms.GB 10 months ago

It never went away...

0points

Simon Chen 10 months ago

It never went away

0points

Auntriarch 10 months ago

Now that's absolutely not what I would have guessed

12points

UKGrandad 10 months ago

Care to join me on the naughty step, Aunt?

3points

Michael Largey 10 months ago (edited)

Unfortunately, "Have you met the Muffin Walloper?" doesn't scan right.

5points

Lotekguy Premium 10 months ago

Disappointing use of a fun term.

5points

Eugene the Jeep 10 months ago

I almost want to look that up on Urban Dictionary. Better not.

4points

G A 10 months ago

Was a muffin top her bossy BFF?

2points

Deborah Coalter 9 months ago

I'm a muffin walloper!

0points

ManuelQue 10 months ago

Oh dear...🤣

0points

Adrian 10 months ago

Wouldn't pass the BP censors

0points

#46

Funny food meme about salt and vinegar chip enthusiasts being resilient in life.

Final score:

72points

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Sky Render 10 months ago

They are good! Salt and vinegar is like cheese lite with the sour saltiness.

18points

Auntriarch 10 months ago

Also they make the best crisp sarnies

5points

Peppy 10 months ago (edited)

Yes! In a nice crusty white roll, nom nom 😋 just off to the kitchen

1point

Michelle C 10 months ago

Give me all the salt and vinegar chips, please! 😋

3points

Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 10 months ago

Ms. Vickey's sea salt and malt vinegar. Absolutely amazing, tastes like eating acid.

3points

James Peek 10 months ago

Ms. Vickey's chips are good in sooo many favors. Jalapeño being exceptionally good.

1point

tee-lena 10 months ago

My shrink would not agree. 😁 kettle brand are best

2points

Adrian 10 months ago

They're too thick...

-1point

Robin DJW 10 months ago

Rule, Britannia!

2points

ROSESARERED 10 months ago (edited)

My cat loved salt and vinegar chips, he would rip your arm apart to get to them, then he would lick them and leave a soggy chip....miss you scamp

1point

G A 10 months ago

What else would you have on them?

1point

Bored Birgit 10 months ago

Thank you.

1point

Dawnieangel76 9 months ago

My tongue is shriveling up just reading this....

0points

#47

Funny food meme about autocorrect turning "cookies and creme" into "cookies and crime."

Final score:

71points

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Aud (she/they) 10 months ago

I'm down for cookies and crime!

19points

Tha Monkey 10 months ago

It sounds like fun!!

3points

cj be like 10 months ago

i'll bring the cookies and you bring the ski masks

1point

Lee Gilliland Premium 10 months ago

Sounds like A good cozy series.

1point

LA Murphy 10 months ago

Sounds like a good time to me.

0points

Urbangirlatl 10 months ago

Definitely need more info on this.

0points

Hyacinth (Any pronouns) 10 months ago

I'm imagining a fresh batch of cookies and binging Midsummer Murders, so I'm absolutely in agreement.

0points

Floeckchen 10 months ago

We had a Cafe integrated in a book store with that name.

4points

Sky Render 10 months ago

Mayhaps you own a Mafia-run bakery?

2points

Kathy Brooke 10 months ago

Sounds like an ITV series about a retired baker and her niece in pretty little villages with an alarming death rate.

1point

Paulina 10 months ago

Be honest: how many times you did just that with Netflix? ;)

1point

Ariom Dahl 10 months ago

LOL

1point

Deborah B 10 months ago

Welcome to the dark side?

0points

Nope 10 months ago

Best autocorrect my phone ever offered was "Money has been wired" it decided what I really meant was "Monkeys have been wired".

0points

Roxy222uk 10 months ago

Is that a bit like Netflix and chill?

0points

cj be like 10 months ago

eerrrrmmm it depends on what the cookies would represent

0points

SmooshieFries 10 months ago

Hmm, I think I’ve done this recently- ate cookies while binge watching crime shows

0points

#48

Funny food meme about needing melted cheese as a solution to problems.

Final score:

65points

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G A 10 months ago

They should sell melted cheese in packets. Not ON anything, just bits of melted cheese with that slightly melted burny toasty taste you can snack on.

18points

Lee Gilliland Premium 10 months ago

Try googling "cheese crisps".

1point

Science Nerd 10 months ago

Only as long as it is forbidden to call Velvetta "melted cheese".

1point

Gourdeous 10 months ago

They do! They are horrifically expensive because they market them as some kind of low-carb option, but they are actually just blobs of crispy edged melted cheese in a dinky packet for £3.

1point

cj be like 10 months ago

*gasp* grilled cheese sauce

0points

Tiffany sanders 10 months ago

Cheese crisps

0points

Michelle C 10 months ago

Okay, but what about the bits that might stick to the packaging?

0points

Pernille 10 months ago

Melted cheese is a fix everything. I have a box full of recipes with melted cheese, and even better, many of the recipes include potatoes too.

5points

Belle_Pandamonium🇧🇻l 10 months ago

Mmmmmmmm..

0points

Bored Birgit 10 months ago

Melted cheese is love.

3points

Aileen Grist 10 months ago

I used to make melted cheese for my hubby. Just grated cheese in little piles put under the grill - he ate them like crisps

1point

S Bow 10 months ago

I believe Italians call this frico and it's a popular snack or used in place of croutons on a salad.

3points

Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 9 months ago

Oooh that's what I did last might after a prolonged session of anxiety over the state of the world these days!

0points

#49

Funny food meme about grocery shopping mistakes captioned with witty text.

Final score:

60points

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Robin DJW 10 months ago

Oh I know this one, I do indeed. Spot on.

13points

Sarah Bailey 10 months ago

I am not the only one

1point

#50

Funny food meme about canceling plans to save an avocado from going bad.

Final score:

40points

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Lyoness 10 months ago

That person has their priorities straight. Food is more important than hanging around with people you're already forced to spend 8 hours with. At least it is if you're an introvert or broke.

16points

Roxy222uk 10 months ago

Or been really looking forward to eating that avocado

0points

Simon Chen 10 months ago

Yep, if someone wants to meet me for a meal i need to know it a week in advance because my food for the week is bought on monday and it is exactly planned so nothing goes bad or is leftover. One unplanned meal somewhere would ruin the whole week

2points

SJones Premium 9 months ago

The ripeness of an avocado is finite.

0points

#51

Funny food meme comparing medieval meals to an ideal meal today, with bread, wine, and cheese as desirable.

Final score:

21points

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Floeckchen 10 months ago

This comment has been deleted.

2points

#52

Funny food meme about meal planning and constantly thinking of the next meal.

Final score:

21points

POST

#53

Funny food meme about charcuterie, cheese, and grapes, with a lighthearted caption.

Final score:

21points

POST

Lyoness 10 months ago

And get your protein in because sausage and prosciutto count.

5points

Vanessa Steis 10 months ago

and a dip or two and delicious bread =D

0points

#54

Funny food meme comparing ceviche critique to eating Starbursts on the couch.

Final score:

19points

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Chewie Baron Premium 10 months ago

JFC Sharon, sort your life out!

2points

#55

Funny food meme about buying mangoes turning into a math problem.

Final score:

19points

POST

Dawn Marie Premium 10 months ago

15 + 10 = 25 AWESOME!! I did math!! I hate math!!! Especially algebra, if you put letters in it, it becomes English!!

0points

#56

Cheese-themed funny food meme referencing birthstone as cheddar.

Final score:

18points

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Sky Render 10 months ago

Smoked Gouda here. Mmm, Gouda...

3points

Auntriarch 10 months ago

Montagnolo affiné please...

0points

Beth Wheeler 10 months ago

I guess my son's would be mozzarella, I swear that boy puts enough mozz on stuff to choke a horse.

0points

Ginger ninja 10 months ago

Mine is red leicester

0points

Spidercat 10 months ago

Fair.

0points

#57

Funny food meme about buying small amounts of specialty ingredients at a "reverse Costco."

Final score:

18points

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BrunoVI 10 months ago (edited)

They actually have this. It's called Dollar Tree. Tiny little dollar-sized portions of just about everything in the grocery store. Includes 100 different condiments from mayonnaise to worecetsshrshrcshr sauce. But I don't promise fish sauce.

8points

UKGrandad 10 months ago

Upvote for 'worecetsshrshrcshr'.

6points

LittleTeapot 10 months ago

I can promise they don’t have fish sauce you want.

4points

QijianSanek 10 months ago

the correct spelling of the sauce

1point

rebecca hull 10 months ago

What mythical dollar tree is this? I've been in like a dozen of them and it's all cheap kids toys and impractically thin socks and the kinda toilet paper that you can count your fingers through.

0points

Marlowe Fitzpatrik 10 months ago

But but but... you need fish sauce for so many great curry-dishes! If you think you have too much of it, you probably should cook more curry!

-1point

#58

Funny food meme about the overabundance of froyo places in 2012, questioning their closure.

Final score:

17points

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G A 10 months ago (edited)

Frodo's cousin from California. His Frobro.

4points

Robin DJW 10 months ago

Bored Panda is how I keep up with new words in the language. Today I learned "Froyo."

1point

#59

Funny food meme about buying cookies from a Girl Scout with a humorous twist on pricing logic.

Final score:

17points

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Spidercat 10 months ago

Ha...the kid will go far.

8points

Geoffrey Scott 10 months ago

Loved the story of the kid who set up her table outside a cannabis dispensary...best sales day ever!

3points

S Bow 10 months ago

I just read an alarming study that found glyphosate in every sample of girl scout cookies they tested. Concerning, but perhaps not surprising these days.

0points

#60

Funny food meme about bagels with cream cheese compared to therapy.

Final score:

17points

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Spidercat 10 months ago

This tells us more about therapists than it does about either bagels or cheese.

3points

Floeckchen 10 months ago

Well, it tells most about the OP

1point

Robert Trebor 10 months ago

Fork-split Thomas' English Muffins liberally buttered. (I know, I know, they are not either muffins nor English, but they are good) (Don't scone me to death)

1point

Rob D 10 months ago

I prefer cream cheese with a little bagel.

0points

Kelly H. Wilder 10 months ago

Her name and her Tag 😆

0points

#61

Funny food meme showing grocery shopping aspirations vs. reality.

Final score:

16points

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Cindy Brick 10 months ago

Don't forget the Doritos. Been there, done that.

1point

#62

Funny food meme about eating figs, sausage, and cheese like a Roman emperor, with a humorous comment from a boss.

Final score:

15points

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Lotekguy Premium 10 months ago

Who was feeding you the grapes?

8points

Chewie Baron Premium 10 months ago

Becky from finance.

1point

#63

Funny food meme about too much mayo on a sandwich leading to stress dreams.

Final score:

15points

POST

Nancy Lynch Premium 9 months ago

Lite on the mayo

0points

#64

Funny food meme about cooking elaborate meals and seeking compliments.

Final score:

15points

POST

#65

Funny food meme about texting a soup recipe after a night out.

Final score:

14points

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Spidercat 10 months ago

Wait till you get to 45. You'll be sending links to all kinds of nonsense.

2points

Jac Carr 10 months ago

This was me yesterday sending a link for menopause tablets, lol

0points

#66

Funny food meme about cooking with cilantro and soap for equality in taste.

Final score:

14points

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Robin DJW 10 months ago

Laugiin too haard to typped

5points

BrunoVI 10 months ago

I suspected as much.

3points

Renee H. 10 months ago

Yes! I hate cilantro.

2points

Cindy Brick 10 months ago

My mom always thought sweaty socks had been added, too.

2points

Adrian 10 months ago

Love this one!

1point

Nancy Lynch Premium 9 months ago

This needs to be higher.

0points

#67

Funny food meme about making a quesadilla from paper towels due to budgeting issues.

Final score:

14points

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Lotekguy Premium 10 months ago

Efficient way to add fiber to your diet.

3points

#68

Funny food meme about appetizers being like pregaming with more food.

Final score:

14points

POST

BrunoVI 10 months ago

Really, it was "The turkey is still pink inside, but here, this cheese is tasty AF."

3points

#69

Funny food meme about dreaming of ordering Girl Scout cookies.

Final score:

13points

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Michael Fernandez 10 months ago

They came to my door last weekend; scored three boxes.

2points

EmJay 10 months ago

My family knows a girl scout, she always comes to our house first, its beautiful

0points

Floeckchen 10 months ago

At least you didn't throw up the cookies...

0points

Beth Wheeler 10 months ago

Well at least you didn't waste the ridiculous any of money they charge for them now.

-2points

#70

Funny food meme about a toddler asking to "eat cheese in the darkness" after a vacation nap suggestion with cheddar.

Final score:

12points

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Jac Carr 10 months ago

I feel seen

4points

Auntriarch 10 months ago

This would work on me

0points

Sherry H 10 months ago

come down and eat with chicken with me, it's sooo dark

0points

#71

Funny food meme about the joy and struggle of dipping bread into soup.

Final score:

11points

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Sky Render 10 months ago

This is why the invention of the bread bowl is so wonderful.

5points

BrunoVI 10 months ago

I understand the sentiment, but I feel there's something disrespectful towards humanity misusing the Dickens out of that quote.

2points

#72

Funny food meme about eating rocks, humorously suggesting salt isn't the only delicious one.

Final score:

11points

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Spidercat 10 months ago

Someone had a savoury edible for din dins...

4points

Joshua Russell 10 months ago

There's also potassium aluminum sulfate, or alum.

2points

Nancy Lynch Premium 9 months ago

Talk to geologists. They've been licking rocks for years.

0points

Sky Render 10 months ago

I mean chalk is technically edible, but it don't taste good...

0points

Amanda Fondaumiere 10 months ago

They do sell edible chalk though.

0points

#73

Funny food meme text about adding garlic humorously.

Final score:

11points

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Lotekguy Premium 10 months ago

And rightly so.

3points

#74

Funny food meme about ciabatta bread being invented in 1982.

Final score:

11points

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Joshua Russell 10 months ago

On the other hand, it means you can still invent even more types of bread.

10points

Floeckchen 10 months ago (edited)

With over 3000 types of bread germany propably allready invented every last one of them.

2points

#75

Funny food meme about a man making and eating one pancake without sharing.

Final score:

11points

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Lyoness 10 months ago

Where's the "ex" part of that story?

21points

Bored Birgit 10 months ago

You mean her ex-boyfriend.

6points

Spidercat 10 months ago

True evil exists all around us if we are cursed with clarity of thought.

6points

Ariom Dahl 10 months ago

Aaaaargh!!! Keel the selfish brute!

5points

Auntriarch 10 months ago

Not only thoughtless, but is anyone who can actually make one pancake even human?

2points

Frieda 10 months ago

Rude

1point

Gina G Premium 10 months ago

DUMP him!!

0points

#76

Funny food meme about renaming Italian dishes for October with spooky puns like "fettucine afraido" and "boocatini".

Final score:

11points

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BrunoVI 10 months ago

Nothing like whistling pasta graveyard.

11points

Ginger ninja 10 months ago

I guarantee you would not go out of business

1point

Floeckchen 10 months ago

You can make orange pasta (with carotine) with black squid ink pasta sauce

0points

Barbara Wilcock 10 months ago

But everyone loves pumpkin ravioli

0points

#77

Funny food meme about a party where everyone brings potatoes prepared differently.

Final score:

10points

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Ron Man 10 months ago

You're ripping off that kid's Potato Book Party

27points

Sky Render 10 months ago

I'd bring the powderhorn potatoes. They're basically mashed potatoes with extra butter and cheese, plus cream. All the flavor, and only 14 times the cholesterol of regular mashed potatoes!

3points

Multa Nocte 10 months ago

Can't go wrong with cholesterol and carbohydrates - a match made in heaven.

2points

#78

Funny food meme about snacking while working, realizing the progress was just enjoyment of the snack.

Final score:

10points

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#79

Funny food meme about resisting a treat and realizing it wasn't worth saving money.

Final score:

10points

POST

#80

Funny food meme about trying different aiolis with humorous perspective on life.

Final score:

6points

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SKaye 10 months ago

Laughed like a hyena at this one.

0points

G A 10 months ago

Well I tried Danny Aioli in Hudson Hawk. Wasn't that fussed.

0points