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Nobody’s ever entirely sure why these things happen, but they do and it’s both annoying and hilarious. Annoying for those who have to suffer the direct consequences (or those who empathize with said consequences) and hilarious for everyone else.

By that, we do of course mean instances when people had just one single job to do and they managed to blunder it up in the worst ways imaginable. And of course it was all documented online because the internet. You know what to do.

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Angela B
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I choose when I am missing. At the moment, I am not.

María Hermida
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Schrödinger's cat 2.0 - missing and not missing at the same time

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OogieBoogie
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Schrödinger's cat, it's both missing and not missing at the same time !

María Hermida
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey! What are you doing inside my head! Go away! 😂😂😂😂😂

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sadmrguna
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yay kitty is not missing! I always get so worried when I see leaflets like that one.

Cat Palmer
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Schrodinger's house cat: both missing and not missing depending on whether there is a chance of getting fed.

Angry Panda
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s on the same windowsill in the photo at the time

Russell Tilling
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bless 'em. They forgot to take the sign down! 🤣

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    #2

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    IMHO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder what's going to happen when they flush it 🤔

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purple is by far my favorite color, but even I wouldn't go that far.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gender reveal parties getting weirder.

    C L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Triple upvotes for a dad that cleans the toilet!

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    #3

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    petition to make this the new French flag

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Printer/plane: Out of Cyan!

    Badulesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plane was the backup plane, and so had the three colors available. The pilot pushed the wrong button. French paper about this: https://www.leparisien.fr/politique/couac-du-14-juillet-la-patrouille-de-france-presente-ses-excuses-15-07-2018-7821348.php

    Badulesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently it's worth than that. The pilot pushed the right button, but the wrong color canister was loaded in the socket.

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    🇳🇬 Asi Bassey 🇳🇬
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is getting a severe reprimand.

    Nihil Supernum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, most likely some tech loaded the wrong canister. Whoopsie!

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    SmooshyFries
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be malfunctioning cause it makes sense to me. Can someone tell what's wrong with it

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The jet on the far left should be streaming blue.

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    Shoe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks fine to me. I'm color blind but still.

    Al Joy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is "Fun with Flag" show when I need it!

    JL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe that guy was just on fire.

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    So, why are folks seemingly deliberately bad at their job? There are a number of reasons behind this.

    The most clear-cut explanation is that the person is completely incompetent and is thinking with anything else other than their brain. And, sometimes, training and onboarding as well as meetings don’t really help. Because there is no cure for stupid. Well, education is, but you gotta consider the cost-benefit ratio.

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    #4

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    Frank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technical issue, in fact. The curved lines are stick-on lines to move the lanes during road works. They only stick for a short time (surely during summer), but are sometimes used for months. With the result shown in the picture.

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for the explanation, I always thought this can't have been done purposely this.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No-win field sobriety test lines.

    Matthew Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boss: How did this happen? Worker: ... there was a bee.

    Keira Robertson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine being drunk and seeing this

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then wondering what you did the night before

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    Bec
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, close enough

    WordNerdTali
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Good enough for government work”

    williamszita
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a visual tale of when this person had a bee land on them

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a lot of f**k it right there

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    #5

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    Brightly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahahahahahaha 🤣 That made me snort laugh 😂

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    Shoes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro I brought a juice that said it was 100% natural with carrots, oranges and pineapple. That thing on the back said 1% natural made out oranges, peaches and apples

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More a quirk of regulations? Safe, harmless, natural food can be used to imitate other flavors so there is "no artificials." At the same time, if it's not strawberries giving it that strawberry flavor, they likely have to call the FLAVOR (not the food, just the flavor) artificial.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says right there - "No artificial colors or sweeteners". Doesn't say flavour.

    Astro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but the placement is sneaky, they’re deliberately making it say “No artificials!” In huge bold letters to trick some people into thinking it actually means no artificial ingredients :(

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    Miliukov Oleksandr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fair enough. No artificialS (plural), only one artificial (singular) flavor

    Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can use red bugs for coloring and it's still natural.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Myself and another person close to me are allergic to Red dye #40. gotta read a lot of labels

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    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You lied to me Quicky!

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything from Nestle has to be taken with a grain of salt.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing this becomes 'technically true' if I could read the fine print. Like it probably says something like no artificial sweeteners etc as opposed to claiming nothing in the container is artificial. But it's Nesquick so as the container says, you should just expect "Awe, some Ness"

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    #6

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i remember correctly, i saw someone say this was actually planned as a joke

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even that. I saw it debunked as a photoshop joke, the actual lettering on the building is as it should be.

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    Hayley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how they added the C on the walk next to it😅😂🤣

    Diane H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually photoshopped like this.

    Keisha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen this one on so many BP screw up articlea.

    Jackie Warner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Debunked a long time ago but still funny.

    Willem Andries Oosterhof
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.ballstatedaily.com/article/2015/08/signs-architecture-major

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have just thrown the "C" away. . .

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    Another thing that makes someone a bad employee is their tendency to do a no-show. What is worse is when they are also unreachable. Calling in, not picking up the phone, not responding to communication—all of these mean that the worker is irresponsible and not committed to the job they’ve been hired to do. Sometimes, things like addiction might complicate things further.

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    #7

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    ksjkdskj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny sarcastic reply /tone indicator

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda think this might be intentional.

    #1 Candevil Fan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comment that will get a lot of upvotes then be forgotten about.

    Angela C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And generic holiday message to you as well!

    Brightly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha! My new favorite seasonal greeting 😁

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    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generic Holiday is the best! OK, second best, after Festivus

    Austin L
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love generic holiday day!

    Joe15
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh-oh Fox "News" is going to lose their s**t

    Cee Grant
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely brilliant on their part. They'll have tons of publicity, whoever they are.

    Dani Dancheva
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, I would seriously do this. It's getting attention, which is the point of this after all :)

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I give the Non-US Pandas permission to complain about the stall gap here

    CertifiedCatServant (he/him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a US Panda I will complain with the rest of you because that gap is insane even for US standards

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    ScarletRos
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I constantly have dreams where I have to use public toilets and they’re all totally exposed like this.

    IMHO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we sure it's a public restroom? Looks like a stage set for a porn video

    Paul Scheermeijer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they don't see your face of shame

    Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely that must be illegal...?? I mean, in any other context that would be seen as indecent exposure, at least, no...?? So how come forcing that upon people is OK??

    Lea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it indecent exposure to use a urinal? Or when you shower in the common area shower at gym? Or use a public changing room? But a lot of US bars have bathroom stalls that just don't have doors at all. I'm pretty sure trying to prevent sex and drug use. Also some public park bathrooms the doors are missing.

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    Bart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point it's more like a limbo challenge

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eyes Wide Shut coed bathroom.

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So no on can see the embarrassment on your face

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where the eff is this? As am American I've never seen anything this bad before. The usual gaps are on the doors!!

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somewhere out there, somebody's missing a puzzle piece

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the last piece to the pirate treasure!

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So THAT’S where it went!

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy, he'll never see his brothers again

    Keisha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would haunt me until it was corrected. I would always wonder where the puzzle was and if the puzzle was ultimately thrown away because they couldn't locate this piece. Yes,I have OCD !!!

    Timberr_onpawzzCraft
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its my puzzle peice! Now i can finish my giraffe puzzle!

    Shara Kranz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you said that the baseboards were ready ...

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    Some folks are also compulsive or habitual liars. Either that, or they always have an excuse up their sleeves. Regardless, someone who’d rather lie or make excuses instead of doing a job right, doing it at all, or learning to do it and making something of themselves is a time-waster from a business perspective.

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    People like this don’t take responsibility for their actions, but work is something that demands taking ownership, so this is another incompatibility that leads to poor results.

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    Alex Boyd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bro! Or Man-zierre, depending on who you ask.

    Solidhog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In these days this actually makes sense.

    IMHO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it might be a Walmart. Nobody will notice. Or care.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pointing out the real world problem of the conjoined arm when donning a bra.

    BTDubs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it'll only take a few hours for the transphobia to arrive smh...

    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the son three? because tbh, if I were a three-year-old, i'd love that cake. i have low standards, though.

    Lily Robertson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps they used all natural frog in the icing?

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should've had frog legs sticking out, then it'd be perfect! 👌

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    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not easy being green. Or baking it, apparently.

    IMHO
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to have low standards these days. It's green. Frogs are green.

    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm secretly hoping it was a communication error. Something like "we are having a birthday with a frig theme and need a cake" without ensuring your order actually said you wanted frogs as part of the cake design. If the baker actually agreed to a frog theme cake, this is pathetic

    cj be like
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's not having a very hoppy birthday

    Nitka Tsar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It‘s overkill to say the birthday was „ruined“. At least the 3 year old would not mind. But I would not pay for this thing, if I ordered something else.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever you do, don't look behind you in the morning when it comes out.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thirst? thirsty for what? water? juice? something else that'll get censored here?

    Ruthie R
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always like to know who's in 1th, 2rd, 3st and 4nd places.

    #1 Candevil Fan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thirst. THIRST FOR GATORADE PICKLES JUICE

    Celso Ribeiro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this is a marathon medal, so the 3rd place was very likely thirsty, like everybody else... In fact, this could be a Participation Medal: "Everybody finishes 3st!"

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    Sometimes, people might be careless by nature and fail to follow directions right from the get-go. Now, it might be a simple case of “I didn’t read it” and doing so might resolve the issue, but some might not have the aptitude to internalize it and would continue to make the same mistakes. In turn, their lack of consideration, ignoring protocol and taking shortcuts leads to headaches for everyone else.

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    Spikey Spikes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one place where we actually want the food product to be smaller

    Ron Russell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wanted a 24 hour allergy; the horse pill should do the trick!

    kiteman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find the “24 Hour Allergy” comment funnier -shouldn’t it read, “24 Hour Allergy Relief?” Unless you just really like to try your allergies…

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The opposite of the 'how long' question? 🤭

    Amara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else noticed that it gives you allergy for 24 hours?

    Terry Rex
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that looks WAY bigger than the representation shows it.

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    Mark Howell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I derive safely, but I integrate like a maniac )

    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    definitely derive safely! don't text and derive, people!

    A C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drive safely + arrive safely = derive safely

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lube my car using Euler's Method.

    MarBar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the time or place for radicals

    JB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And remember: friends don't let friends divide by zero!

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you derive safely by taking a blurry photo of the sign, while trying to stay in your lane, just so you can later post to BP . . .?

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    Joran Quinten
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gutter guy or his nemesis drainpipe dude

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just want you to think they're nemesississes...I mean nemeses. More like Hacksaw Jim Duggan and the Iron Sheik

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not my fault they had the beam turned the wrong way."

    Hey!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how it looks when the municipal and the regional services don't talk to each other.

    Ron Russell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, this way we clean part of the sidewalk!

    Eric Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Settle down people. he hasn't (was it a 'he'?) put on the 90 degree elbow and 10 inch extension.

    HayHayReaza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine if someone poured 🚽 water down the water spout. 🤢🤢🤢

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    And, sometimes, it’s just the case of a bad attitude. They don’t give a gaw-giggity about the customers, the merchandise, the quality, nothing. This often means they are unwilling to collaborate, let alone to do a good job, and even more so when their arrogance and asocialism doesn’t allow them to draw the right conclusions and to become better employees.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it didn't actually say "crack-proof"...

    Nihil Supernum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that is just the sign, not the cement itself.

    Surenu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simply fix the advert by adding "Should have bought" above the first line

    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf we don't know how long they resisted before they cracked

    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they sell it and just not use it.

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rebar-Joe says "Don't drugs kids"

    Jason Webb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cement may be crack-resistant, but the concrete isn't

    K Happy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be a plumbers crack.

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    Aspiring Canuck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A major brand intentionally deceiving the buyer. Not a good look.

    Richard Ross
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No cables connecting the tweeter 🤔

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So your speaker came with a free cup coaster?

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you pay for a tweeter ? If you did not pay for a tweeter, you will not get a tweeter .

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    Frank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most roads in my Belgian town: the grills or covers are nicely aligned with the road during construction, but as they are supported by a whole structure under them, they don't sink, whereas the tarmac sinks with the load of the cars. Only solution is set them 2-3 cm lower than the tarmac during construction, but that does not look nice to the politicians who have to cut the ribbon to open the road. "Luckily" normally a crack appears around these height differences and the water seeps into the underground. Where it creates other problems.

    Jayjay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, lovely, we Dutch ARE smarter than Belgians :) We do install the grills lower than the road :)

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    Meridian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly the drain works! There's no water there!

    Solidhog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually clever. They have raised it so the grill does not get wet.

    Martinna Jaap
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how all the drains and roads are in my neighbourhood. That's what happens when they build on a swamp. Lol

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The parking lot at my complex looks something like this.

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best not to wet the Pennywise.

    Ralph Watkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My old workplace had the shower room refurbished. The contractor had summer help teens working with him. They were even hollering at him that he was doing things wrong. The drain was higher than the flood & there was a outlet mounted underneath the shower head. Our facility management people signed off on the job yet.

    Spannermonkey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is ridiculously, monotonously common across all forms of floor drains.

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    Besides being innately bad, there might also be external factors for why someone is bad at their job.

    Being poorly paid is at the top of the list, but it becomes worse when the employee also feels like they are stuck there having to suffer the bad paycheck without any exit strategy.

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    Angry Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I have seen stuff like this when the thing is really important and they don’t want anyone stealing it

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    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still no movement on aisle 7, no problems here.

    JoNo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least security will know when the TV is stolen.

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the camera installer were there first..

    Highball
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of those are dummy cameras anyway, but now everyone knows.

    T0t@lly-f!ne!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be intentional. People are wack. Somebody could've tried to steal the TV before.

    EnderMuffin123
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guard needed an excuse to watch TV during his shift

    Lady Gypsy Rain
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell us your video surveillance units are nonfunctioning without telling us they are for appearances only.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gatorade - Now available in chunky style!

    junipurrrrr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No that’s what I was thinking and no one else was talking about it and I’m flabbergasted by this man

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    WordNerdTali
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you’d still be getting electrolytes.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I was gonna say, probably still hydrate you...

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    Dainty72
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the unblended contents of an alli-Gatorade! Nice!

    junipurrrrr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we not going to talk about how he’s managing to hold those???

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New pickle flavor (those are pickles right? Not cucumber pickles but pickled vegetables. They look like pickles, right?)

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either can't read or doesn't give a s**t. . .!

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    Lyone Fein
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is about to get exciting!

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wile E. Coyote making an ACME rocket to catch the Road Runner?

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    Spannermonkey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to be boring, but if sparks hitting the cylinders on an oxy-acetylene set caused a problem, then 1) a cylinder was leaking and a kaboom was inevitable and 2) most workshops would already have blown up.

    MontanaMariner
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those tanks are designed to endure this.

    Rishi Chauhan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If its welding procedure, then blue one is argon gas(inert) and other one is carbon dioxide. So no need to worry

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't actually dangerous. It's not textbook ideal but I have a similar welding set and the gas doesn't leak from those fittings. And sparks from a grinder are usually not very hot. They put on a good show but I could hold my hand in that stream off sparks and they would just bounce off and fall to the ground. TDLR: Looks worse than it is.

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never! and I mean never!! hire a crocked headed zombie!!!

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put the metal dish I was launching fireworks from on a huge, glass table. The dish was still hot. The table shattered. It was expensive, but spectacular. The shattered pieces formed tiny cubes, which were still often attached to each other in chains of ten or more. And as the glass responded to being under less pressure, these chains twisted and squirmed like worms.

    Oscar
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in other news a fire has started downtown on engineers first day using a saw

    HayHayReaza
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like it is literally coming out of his 🍑

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    Having a bad boss, being overly managed and underappreciated do not help in the quality of the work being done. Why do a good job if the boss isn’t going to be happy about it anyway? Either that, or it’s about quantity, not quality that pushes employees to assume different work priorities. That also likely kills the passion for work somewhere along the way.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrong! that's *obviously* a pineapple!

    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god you’re so stupid, it’s a pomegranate. If only you paid attention in school /s

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    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that's the right size for a watermelon, so we better measure it. Would someone please hand me a banana?

    Mila Sliacka
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can grow up to be whatever you want to be, they said.

    Landithy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This watermelon tastes funny.

    Sigh J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a picture from Corn hub

    Donald Crocker, Jr.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they sent a sample of some GMO corn for DNA testing and the result came back "watermelon".

    Brysen Norrell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GUYS YOU ARE ALL WRONG ITS OBVIOUS. ITS CLEARLY A MINION FOR DESPICABLE ME!!!

    Highball
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully watermelon is cheaper than corn.

    D. Savio Vidyarto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys, it’s definitely a deformed durian, just a little longer and no spikes.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, that's certainly... creative

    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should you follow that, you may be cited for being "drunk in publiK" (Ron White)

    Jennlyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wasn't drunk in public, I was drunk in a bar. They threw me out. Arrest them."

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I haven't been drinking officer, I was just following the crosswalk."

    Mike D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who just left the pub

    Debbie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not really a fail tbh - the crossing connects to the path. Would have been prettier with diagonal stripes/crossing.

    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A hop, skip and a jump" .... emblematic of the "Big Beautiful Boarder Wall"

    Snazzy Smurf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the wobbly walker....

    Tina Girard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm visualizing somebody doing a disco side-step across

    JustAKirbyLover️
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    1 year ago

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like horny.

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nail'd it! Get it? Because horns are made out of keratin, just like finger nails? eh I'll just head out..

    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I find your nose amusing. Get Rhinoplasty."

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a hippo AFTER successful rhinoplasty. That's how it self-identified

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    Shayne Randlett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think rhino where they went wrong...

    Darth Continent
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That "moose" has had some rhinoplasty!

    Dane
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! The delightful tropical moose!

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The palm tree is interesting. Neither moose or rhinos are common where palm trees grow.

    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rhino there's something wrong with this picture.

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    There might also be other factors at play—factors like being stuck with poor job security or not being able to sort out your work-life balance.

    An employee will never be a good one if their needs aren’t met to a sufficient degree, and that means reassuring them that their job is not at stake and encouraging self-care rather than min-maxing how things are done.

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes it easier for when you have to ask if your neighbor can spare a square.

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine your sitting on the loo, appreciating a quiet minute and suddenly a bloody tampon come flying through your cubicle

    Joots (shants/jorts)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had this same though!! 😂🤣😂🤣🩸🩸

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great way to pass your neighbor some paper when their stall is out. (jk)

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us can't squat far enough to look under the door

    TheGoodBoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well hello there! Everything going smoothly?

    Ken Beattie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now with extra large glory holes!"

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    me McG
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's one happy lil' switch.

    Richard C Gray
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your erection lasts more than 60 cycles consult an electrician

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    The Shark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's clearly happened SEVERAL times 😂

    pat hayes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a pro painter this really disgusts me...😠

    Steve Nelson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we changed married student housing apartments at UCLA in the 90's they always repainted and revarnished the cabinets. The varnished several cockroaches to the surface of the cabinet doors.

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    Keisha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be a rental. The landlord just cares about it getting painted and renting to the next tenant.

    MotherRobinson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a painter I'll see this at least 2 times a year in a unit. I tape over those and let the owners know they should try to get that fix.

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    Tony Emond
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the student landlord painting method.

    Keira Pendragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually lived places where this was done. Idek how someone messes this kind of thing up, not that hard to notice you're painting over a damn light switch.

    IMHO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pet peeve: not removing outlet covers when painting.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Follow the arrow and get the shaft.

    Ralph Watkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in a place that we could turn the buttons on the elevator. It was funny to watch how many people would not push the up button when the arrow was facing down.

    IMHO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly why I don't take elevators. Especially an elevator to Hell.

    Keisha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I see an elevator like this I'm going to take the stairs. Not trusting the people who have done this.

    Brian Leahy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all downhill from here....

    Gandalf the Pink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elevators inside the event horizon of black holes be like

    Oscar
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so DN with these things

    Oscar
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh i thought the fail was the DN instead of down

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    Amara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh shoot, now I can't go up. I'll just take the stairs.

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    And if it’s none of the above, chances are it’s laziness.

    While laziness breeds more laziness and it can become a habit, habits can also be broken. It’s not something people are born with, but rather a behavior that can be phased out. The idea is to learn to be industrious: do things that energize you (sleep, exercise, etc.), work first and reward yourself later, and visualize productiveness (make it tangible and reflect upon it). That’s at least a good start.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    go home, line, you're drunk

    Georgie Montague
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the painting dude / dudette had hiccups.

    Svenne O'Lotta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Here-ish" isn't a great answer to the question "where does my car need to be on the road to best avoid killing myself and others"

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another road painter who can't stop sneezing.

    Roger Stratton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where i need to do my field sobriety test.

    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think don't drink and drive includes the line painting trucks, right?

    Highball
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take your eyes off the road for a few seconds, and everyone is a critic.

    D. Savio Vidyarto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like how I sometimes draw using a ruler.

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    One Linus
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collectors piece. Could be worth ... um .... err at least the price of a mars bar

    ksjkdskj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i quite like it actually...🤔

    Leslie Green
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting l would certainly buy this. I really do like it.

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it on sale . . .? Was it under a "good" top plate. . .? Still have your receipt. . .?

    Alex Pope
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its almost like am optical illusion

    Lisa Tetlow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try eating a balanced meal on that plate...

    Jennifer Hunter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the new "solar eclipse" design! 🥴

    Margaret H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be worth a fortune if it were a coin.

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    Raumpfleger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they're intended this way to be connected to a remote control which comes with a longer cable that goes into your ... discman (the older pandas here might remember those).

    BlackestDawn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To add a little bit to this. It is also supposed to "hang" at your left side with the longer bud going behind your neck.

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    Ai-Li Mae Sarvis
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second, my dumb@$$ didn't get it

    Momten Jillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats the Elephant mans earphones. Hes exceptionally different

    Spikey Spikes
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    1 year ago

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    Even a picture of a normal pair of these can be considered a fail

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    Whatever the case, you still have one more job to do (hopefully that goes well), and that is to share your stories of that guy who had one job in the comment section below!

    And if the only job you have today is reading more Bored Panda, why not check out another article of ours on the same topic.

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    Jo Chapman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possible transporter malfunction

    Mark
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why Hogwarts has Apparition lessons

    Ruivo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good...

    Ruivo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C**p, this is what I get for commenting without expanding first.

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    me McG
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 "All in all we are just another brick in the road" 🎶

    Ken Beattie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "John tried to live a normal life after the horrible woodchipper accident"

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    Moë
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok Cabernet over $20 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Jayjay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was waiting for this comment! I you hadn't made it, I would have :)

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    Highball
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just can't keep up with inflation

    Peter H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the great cabernet IS under $20, so this is clearly not the great stuff.

    Bleau
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically it is under the 20

    JSMart26
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Can I buy 3/4 of a bottle, then?"

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone took the 20 dollar bill off the sign.

    Momten Jillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you comprehend inflation without telling me

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm. are you sure about that, box? are you *absolutely* sure about that? 'cause I think you might be a little off. you know, just a bit

    April
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the same manufacturer of that vitamin we saw earlier???

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    Riccardo West
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it is an actual size, just not the size of the puzzle pieces

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same package maker of the pill bottle with the wrong actual size? 🤔🤷‍♀️

    IMHO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure this is the puzzle I put together during Covid.

    Kalon Suszko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well if you hold the piece closer to your eye it will eventually become the size shown on the box.....just sayin'

    Cyn Rielley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the picture is the actual size of itself

    Shiva Ho
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That extra piece obviously goes to powder blue mustang

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the text is in French. Maybe they know that folks in "murica" aren't that bright, they don't realize the issue?

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    Moë
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some very orange blueberries

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay, so there's a sign that says blueberries are on sale, and the boxes are labelled as tomatoes, and the middle boxes have oranges, but the other boxes appear to actually have packages of blueberries in them. what is going on in this store?!

    Shoes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blueberries (or maybe blackberries) are inside the tomato's box next to the oranges

    D. Savio Vidyarto
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be the new orange, tomato & blueberry hybrid. I call it: The Oramatoberry.

    gay_potato
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more you look the worse it gets! 💀

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when you find the Blueberries, do you really want to pay $3.88 for one berry?

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see almost every color in this picture except for blue

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    April
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah Jack Smith, you slay me!!! 😂😂😂

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    Emilia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barber shop, also known as. Dohs Rebrab!!!!

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are you going? - To the dohs rebrab

    Lily Robertson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can read it properly when it's mirrored off the pate of a bald man.

    IMHO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering who installed this and didn't notice?

    Sheila Goldsmith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barbershop clocks run backwards so the barber can read them in the mirror. This refers to that!

    Momten Jillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shudder to think of the hairstyles coming out the door of that place

    Celso Ribeiro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Australians, they dug too deep 🤦🏻

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's a clever way to attract attention.

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perfect! i was looking to put in some new windows to let in some more light! really brightens up the space, don't you think?

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is almost certainly intentional - UK planning law and building regulations have different rules for free-standing walls vs. those that are attached to a building, and small gaps like that are enough to let you take advantage of the less stringent requirements.

    Cyril Sneer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. It would look better with a bit of opaque silicone to cover the gap though in my opinion. We had that with our wall and it just makes it look finished.

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me that's at least a garden instead of a house wall. I actually lived in a house with failing foundation that had a crack in my bedroom, floor to ceiling and the gap was bigger than this. I was surprised it wasn't condemned.

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pink Floyd, just another brick in the wall.

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 CHIM chimney, CHIM chimney, CHIM CHIM cher-ee! 🎶

    Dragonlover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The light! So close but so hopelessly far!

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    Joran Quinten
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the color scheme matches

    Matthew Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mistakes like this used to be valuable. Might still be.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, "you had one job" is kind of the theme of the minions

    Flarpel Blarpel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes my favorite film, “Finding Gru”

    DforDory
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't remember seeing minions in the ocean before...🤔

    Sofa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rare minion cameo in Finding Dory!!

    HayHayReaza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Btw, he is looking ⬅️ he should be looking ❌ forward ❌✔️🆙✔️

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rare and very collectible. . . !

    Momten Jillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dory I think your friend is going to drown

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i also appreciate that this gate has a spot for a lock. like yeah, that'll *definitely* help

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn these gates! How am I to trespass?!

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As effective as a "Big Beautiful Boarder Wall"

    Cee Grant
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We ordered the fence, it hasn't come in, but we're going to put in some hours.

    Matthew Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how prohibition laws actually work.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    video game rules - the path is blocked

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like someone used black tape to turn a dodge ball into a basketball.

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at how they’re holding it I think it’s a frisbee

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    Sigh J
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Painted the basketball boss

    Ron Russell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These 18 hour shifts are too much. Glad he's not a surgeion

    Nimsaj11
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ITS AKAZA FROM DEMON SLAYER :o

    Oscar
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hate looking at this

    Paul Aasajärv
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's already happened s**t. The ball is smaller than standard, besides THIS material???

    Momten Jillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think "basketballoons" are a thing. Am I right?

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the "women" and "men" mean, like, maybe the cuts\styles of the shirts? could be wrong, feel free to correct me

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it it. Though the irony here is that they offer a man/woman version indtead of an unisex version for this Non Binary shirt.

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    steven mayes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the shirt seller lives in the real world. Men and women's bodies are different if you want a comfortable fit.

    Austin L
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    1 year ago

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No pride at the sweatshop these came from.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody knows that the women's shirt should cost at least 50% more than the men's.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The non-binary Men has longer white sleeves

    laura lee
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    1 year ago (edited)

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    Yes bc "women's" shirts are always trying to sexualize them more, closer fit, deeper cut neckline, shorter or nonexistenting sleeves, made to show more skin and emphasize breasts and waists. The exact opposite of nonbianary philosophy

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    Russell Tilling
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shirts must be able to choose their gender!!

    slay_potato
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol being a nonbinary person this is hilarious

    gay_potato
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I actually have struggled with this as a nonbinary person and boy is it annoying! 🟨⬜️🟪⬛️

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    Liz Clarke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably for wheelchair users, how do so many people forget we exist and need stuff like this?

    K Davis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a wheelchair user and that would be too low for me. Standard height ones are fine. Having to bend forwards for this would be impossible for most wheelies and our heads would be too high to see the screen as it's in the recess.

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    CatatonicConverter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m afraid your balance is a little low

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Bank Architect, the sector of the public you designed this for are still mostly using piggy banks.

    Keith Pedersen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for tall people with bad backs like me.

    J Adams
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The atm obviously came long after the building, the trend at the time of its installation dictated that one had to be installed ‘somewhere’ on the building which could also be subject to local building regulations so the atm was installed in the best possible location, best meaning least effort and less expense. Quite amusing as if it wasn’t for the height it fits perfectly

    Oscar
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    relax, sitdown, withdraw

    Sharon Attwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ATM for the ‘vertically challenged’.

    Rebecca Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he shouldn't be using the childrens atm

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you order a new seat without checking the measurements.

    Nae who and where
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this and promptly returned it BEFORE attaching it or unwrapping it. Never will make that mistake again.

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    IMHO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest it is ridiculously complicated buying a toilet seat. Oval, round, 16", 18", vinyl, plastic, wood, brown, white, beige. I feel sorry for the poor rookie. This is a job for a professional 👏

    Ovata Acronicta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh lord. The opposite happened at my house at some point. The original seat was "Uncomfortable," and then the replacement was obviously wrong, then the puffy seat was "uncomfortable," and now we have a normal-a*s seat. A normal a*s-seat. (All the seats were uncomfortable because the person sitting on them was wasting away into nothing, and toilet seats are just uncomfortable if you have no fat.)

    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can imagine there have been a few guys that took this as an aiming challenge. they probably lost

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone wants to know the difference, that's a standard seat on a elongated toilet (also called a European toilet).

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One size fits all. Do people still believe that?

    Cydney Golden
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do come in at least two sizes...

    Jane Alexander
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend did this. We called it 'Smilin' John'

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    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who eats a KitKat like that

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just think of them as Rowntree still, TBH.

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    IMHO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't pay attention while I'm shoveling it in my mouth.

    PiAnisum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least you got some wafers. I usually don’t buy Nestlé Products, but wanted to test the new vegan one. Bought it two times, two times no wafers, only chocolate. I prefer other chocolate but like the wafers. Didn’t buy it since. I’m not risking this disappointment again.

    Madeleine Summers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's "break me off a piece of that kit kat bar" for a reason

    Sheena Leversedge Wood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the ones where the end of the biscuit is missing.

    Alpacas_Are_Life
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once got a KitKat that had no wafers in it at all.

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hm. well, that just won't do, will it?

    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lid is obviously misaligned. Would expect center line over the depression below.

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    One Linus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the latch is surprised

    MontanaMariner
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bin lid definitely couldn't be moved 3/4 of an inch to line back up.

    the sixthgirl
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something about the smartest bear and the dumbest human...

    Momten Jillian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hinges on the lid are mighty loose. Good thing its only garbage. The lock must be for the bears

    Paul Pallansch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In life, there are the hasps, and the hasps nots.

    Mike D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, just get a cable tie

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    Libby Tailor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the left wing is the gate, now closed.

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree, but I think the point is, if you're trying to keep someone out by closing the gate, make sure they can't just step around it.

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    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to stop people moving their furniture in through the front door of the building. The block of flats my brother and SIL used to live in had this too. You have to take your furniture in through the parking garage behind the flats.

    Daniela Lavanza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disrespectful people would merely go around the gate and stampede the plants. It will only annoy people in wheelchair.

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    Floeckchen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually not too bad. The plants look like privet, the hedge just isn't all grown yet. In about 2 to 3 years this will look different

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, how did the dog get out past the fence? 🤷‍♀️

    @LoveMyLipgloss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just going to plant a few teeny-tiny plants to block the door. And leave a huge gap next to them. Absolutely no-one will get in now!

    IMHO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously home invaders won't disturb the landscaping. Even they have some scruples.

    Mommitude Attitude
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want a no one welcome ever sign. I got you, fam.

    Mark Howell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dream home. No-one can get to me

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, you paid extra for a private entrance to your new apartment. . .?

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    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know. I'll save money by tricking thieves I have security when I don't, just like the corner convenience store down the street" 🤦‍♀️

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thieves are not the brightest bulb in the pack. We had mailbox thieves in my old neighborhood. Post office installed a surveillance camera mounted on a pole aimed at the mailboxes, power and data cable just dangling in the air, and the thievery stopped.

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    IMHO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in case a bird or squirrel starts messing with your roof.

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    Jack Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    colour them in and make one of them a different colour, then circle that one. boom, problem solved

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that level of intelligence and common sense you are never going to get a job in politics or government.

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    David Martin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one with crippling depression issues; You can never tell just by looking

    IMHO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom is top left. Then Larry, his brother Larry, and his other brother Larry.

    Gardener of Weeden
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought 1st one was named Larry and his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl.

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    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bottom left. He’s a vegan.

    Michael Largey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they've confused "distinct" with "extinct".

    GoldfishCrackers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like it may be that the top right dino has a nose hole that isn’t filled in, while the others are filled in. I could be grasping at straws though.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're all different".

    Flarpel Blarpel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suddenly smelt restaurant crayons.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's what's on the inside that counts. Its a deep lesson right there.

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    #48

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    IMHO
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't look down and slightly to your right.

    Aziz Ahmad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the point of no return. No turning back now!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem. I wasn't planning to do that, anyway.

    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No left turn parking, maybe 🤷‍♀️

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    #49

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    Mark Howell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and I now take a new route to work

    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my god, that would drive me bananas every time I walked past it

    Aylli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fr, I was just about to say, please, god, have mercy with me!!!

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    Joshua
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My unobservant self sitting here for 5 minutes "I don't see anything wrong"

    IMHO
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bird poop is what would drive me crazy. And of course....DO NOT step on any cracks.

    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am disturbed at how long it took me to see it

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    IMHO
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably paid 1M for this piece of art. Let's all peruse it and talk about our feelings.

    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Designed by your friend who jammed the circle shape in the square hole of your child toys.

    Let’s roll
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a rotten old mouse ball. You know what I mean. Someone paid a lot of money to someone else who designed and made a giant mouse ball and they probably went through a few stages of approval.

    Bettye McKee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are generations who never heard of mouse balls. If they had to clean them, they would remember.

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    Oscar
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Lefty_1987
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly want to just get rid of that at this point. Who even needs cement spheres anyways...

    Bleau
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The above picture I didn't notice, this one would drive me nuts.

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