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Nobody’s ever entirely sure why these things happen, but they do and it’s both annoying and hilarious. Annoying for those who have to suffer the direct consequences (or those who empathize with said consequences) and hilarious for everyone else.

By that, we do of course mean instances when people had just one single job to do and they managed to blunder it up in the worst ways imaginable. And of course it was all documented online because the internet. You know what to do.

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Angela B
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I choose when I am missing. At the moment, I am not.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    petition to make this the new French flag

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    So, why are folks seemingly deliberately bad at their job? There are a number of reasons behind this.

    The most clear-cut explanation is that the person is completely incompetent and is thinking with anything else other than their brain. And, sometimes, training and onboarding as well as meetings don’t really help. Because there is no cure for stupid. Well, education is, but you gotta consider the cost-benefit ratio.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i remember correctly, i saw someone say this was actually planned as a joke

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    Another thing that makes someone a bad employee is their tendency to do a no-show. What is worse is when they are also unreachable. Calling in, not picking up the phone, not responding to communication—all of these mean that the worker is irresponsible and not committed to the job they’ve been hired to do. Sometimes, things like addiction might complicate things further.

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    ksjkdskj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny sarcastic reply /tone indicator

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    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda think this might be intentional.

    #1 Candevil Fan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comment that will get a lot of upvotes then be forgotten about.

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And generic holiday message to you as well!

    Brightly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bahaha! My new favorite seasonal greeting 😁

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    Mike D
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Generic Holiday is the best! OK, second best, after Festivus

    Austin L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love generic holiday day!

    Joe15
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh-oh Fox "News" is going to lose their s**t

    Cee Grant
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely brilliant on their part. They'll have tons of publicity, whoever they are.

    Dani Dancheva
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, I would seriously do this. It's getting attention, which is the point of this after all :)

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The store is called The Store.

    Jo Davies
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know what the "sub text" implies 😉

    Moë
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find this amusing, at no time when it was printed sent to the store installed and signed off on no one said maybe this is a mistake? Like WTF

    Celso Ribeiro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comment stating high degree of entertainment, sequence of letters representing laughter, emoji of tears of joy

    EnderMuffin123
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slightly witty comment (insert sarcasm here)

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they sell cards with a Generic Holiday Greeting?

    Bleau
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to please the snowflakes

    Billy Maguire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally - A way to be inoffensive to (almost) everybody.

    Madonna Rose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this replace Merry Christmas or a Happy Holidays?

    Dani Dancheva
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Catchphrase!' Anyone else seen Free Guy? :)

    Anders Vælds
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only seen mistakes like that on print.

    SparkleFarts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really want to do this next year 🤣🤣🤣

    Chi Pm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the "Festive Graphics" scattered around the Generic Holiday Message!

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tree through the window looks as generic as the signage

    IMHO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes it's intentional. It avoids offending anyone that can't handle the word Christmas displayed in a store window during Christmas Season.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Random Days in Cold Weather! (Warm weather south of the equator)

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I give the Non-US Pandas permission to complain about the stall gap here

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somewhere out there, somebody's missing a puzzle piece

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    Some folks are also compulsive or habitual liars. Either that, or they always have an excuse up their sleeves. Regardless, someone who’d rather lie or make excuses instead of doing a job right, doing it at all, or learning to do it and making something of themselves is a time-waster from a business perspective.

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    People like this don’t take responsibility for their actions, but work is something that demands taking ownership, so this is another incompatibility that leads to poor results.

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    Alex Boyd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bro! Or Man-zierre, depending on who you ask.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the son three? because tbh, if I were a three-year-old, i'd love that cake. i have low standards, though.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thirst? thirsty for what? water? juice? something else that'll get censored here?

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    Sometimes, people might be careless by nature and fail to follow directions right from the get-go. Now, it might be a simple case of “I didn’t read it” and doing so might resolve the issue, but some might not have the aptitude to internalize it and would continue to make the same mistakes. In turn, their lack of consideration, ignoring protocol and taking shortcuts leads to headaches for everyone else.

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    Spikey Spikes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one place where we actually want the food product to be smaller

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    Mark Howell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I derive safely, but I integrate like a maniac )

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    And, sometimes, it’s just the case of a bad attitude. They don’t give a gaw-giggity about the customers, the merchandise, the quality, nothing. This often means they are unwilling to collaborate, let alone to do a good job, and even more so when their arrogance and asocialism doesn’t allow them to draw the right conclusions and to become better employees.

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    Aspiring Canuck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A major brand intentionally deceiving the buyer. Not a good look.

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    Frank
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most roads in my Belgian town: the grills or covers are nicely aligned with the road during construction, but as they are supported by a whole structure under them, they don't sink, whereas the tarmac sinks with the load of the cars. Only solution is set them 2-3 cm lower than the tarmac during construction, but that does not look nice to the politicians who have to cut the ribbon to open the road. "Luckily" normally a crack appears around these height differences and the water seeps into the underground. Where it creates other problems.

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    Besides being innately bad, there might also be external factors for why someone is bad at their job.

    Being poorly paid is at the top of the list, but it becomes worse when the employee also feels like they are stuck there having to suffer the bad paycheck without any exit strategy.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gatorade - Now available in chunky style!

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    Having a bad boss, being overly managed and underappreciated do not help in the quality of the work being done. Why do a good job if the boss isn’t going to be happy about it anyway? Either that, or it’s about quantity, not quality that pushes employees to assume different work priorities. That also likely kills the passion for work somewhere along the way.

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wrong! that's *obviously* a pineapple!

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    There might also be other factors at play—factors like being stuck with poor job security or not being able to sort out your work-life balance.

    An employee will never be a good one if their needs aren’t met to a sufficient degree, and that means reassuring them that their job is not at stake and encouraging self-care rather than min-maxing how things are done.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Follow the arrow and get the shaft.

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    And if it’s none of the above, chances are it’s laziness.

    While laziness breeds more laziness and it can become a habit, habits can also be broken. It’s not something people are born with, but rather a behavior that can be phased out. The idea is to learn to be industrious: do things that energize you (sleep, exercise, etc.), work first and reward yourself later, and visualize productiveness (make it tangible and reflect upon it). That’s at least a good start.

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    Whatever the case, you still have one more job to do (hopefully that goes well), and that is to share your stories of that guy who had one job in the comment section below!

    And if the only job you have today is reading more Bored Panda, why not check out another article of ours on the same topic.

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    Moë
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok Cabernet over $20 🤷🏻‍♀️

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm. are you sure about that, box? are you *absolutely* sure about that? 'cause I think you might be a little off. you know, just a bit

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    Moë
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are some very orange blueberries

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perfect! i was looking to put in some new windows to let in some more light! really brightens up the space, don't you think?

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i also appreciate that this gate has a spot for a lock. like yeah, that'll *definitely* help

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think the "women" and "men" mean, like, maybe the cuts\styles of the shirts? could be wrong, feel free to correct me

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    Liz Clarke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably for wheelchair users, how do so many people forget we exist and need stuff like this?

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you order a new seat without checking the measurements.

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    Libby Tailor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like the left wing is the gate, now closed.

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    Cat Chat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know. I'll save money by tricking thieves I have security when I don't, just like the corner convenience store down the street" 🤦‍♀️

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    Jack Smith
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    colour them in and make one of them a different colour, then circle that one. boom, problem solved

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't look down and slightly to your right.

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