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If you’ve ever ventured into an online marketplace or a thrift store, you probably came across rather odd and questionable things there. While some people might still find value in them or just laugh those items off, others get frustrated by seeing such bizarre listings.

One Facebook group, titled That’s It, I’m FB Marketplace Shaming, is dedicated to sharing the funniest and the most absurd items sold on Facebook marketplace. Our team couldn’t help but pick the most ridiculous findings to hopefully brighten up your day. From a pot of noodles to a hornet nest, scroll down to see some real weird stuff people would like you to buy.

When you’re done, check out our previous article covering even more silly and shameful items sold online!

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Gabby Boyle Report

Lennart
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Blessed be the ignorance, oh waily.

WindySwede
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's been specul..ated, but not proven it's an scoop. /s

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Lynn Fisher Eisner
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The poster is probably a man, in congress, making decisions about women's bodies.

Magpie
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The ice cream has ways of shutting the whole thing down.

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gotham-panda
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's... not an ice cream scoop.

Paulo Freitas
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, when you think about it..... Both tools are used on " lickable things " só.... One can call that an ice cream Scoop by proxi...... ( Its a joke, apparently i need to point this out )

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Paulo Freitas
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well.... I wouldn't use a vintage Scoop like that on icecream lol, i have no idea where that hás been for the last 70 years.... ( Just kidding,i know exactly where that thing hás been... )

I I
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that aint going anywhere near my ice cream , the wife dont want it either

Marie Dahme
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my lawd. Lol. This was a guy posting this fer shure. Lol. He don’t know what a speculum is.

RafCo (he/him)
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been a man my whole life. I know what a speculum looks like, and what an icecream scoop looks like, and exactly which one that is

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Dawn Marie
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Must be a man

Scott Rackley
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm certain this was intentional to see what responses he would get. And yes, had to be a dude.

Gabby Ghoul
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, it's usually as cold as an ice cream scoop, anyway.

Kim Lorton
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!! As a former nurse this one is priceless!!

Max
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a euphemism I've not heard before...

David
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love duck themed items.

Vasana Phong
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m cringing right now, not for the ice cream thing, but for the real thing thing

Lennart
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a speculum. Used mainly by gynecologist or midwifes for the examination of the female reproductive tract. Stainless steel so it can be sterilized

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Steve Robert
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think that's for ice cream

Robyn H
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very confused. Looks like a contraption an obgyn might use...

Lynda Birch
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just relax and you will feel a cold sensation.... could see why the confusion

Shiny Pants
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Graves speculum. Seriously HAHAHA

j miller
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You REALLY want to use this item when it is WARM rather than cold!

Kitty1019
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The sight of that makes me want to faint.

Katie Kins
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how many vagina that has been in.

Tegan Switzer-Vogt
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ll take it! But I like vintage medical supplies.

Pjerrot
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ll Think I pass that “Scoop” of icecream made with that one!!👍🥴

D. Pitbull
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'kay look... I understand the female body can be a mystery to some... but I guarantee you - ice cream does NOT come from there...

rs_adahl1971
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kinda ice cream are they scooping with that thing?

Alias Fakaname
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I no longer want ice cream.... ugggh

robin aldrich
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm staring at this and going "huh?".... and then finally ...realization

fs
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What on earth has the other (real) ice scoop been tagged then?

Reenzy Bennington
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The loud "OW" that escaped me. At work.

Lauren S
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2 years ago

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Shelby Minchew
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm going to need a demonstration... I have doubts.

KimTx ‍️
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to re-read the title of the list.

Let’s Be Kind
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you’d rather have an ice cream tube instead of a scoop.

Lyn Moffett
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My knees actually clamped together

Ericthedead
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2 years ago

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Has not scooped much ice cream. But I would use an old set of lady part peepers for ice cream scooper. Just cause it’s hilarious.

Ericthedead
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I thought it was funny.edit: dang who down voted all the comments?

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Crazy Nailzz
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not an icecream scoop... It is a vaginal Clamp

Epona
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clamp? I’m female and I know what the implement in the picture is (and that it is NOT an ice cream scoop) and I have never had a gynaecology appointment like that yet (despite being 40, I’m not sexually active, and have been told by a professional doctor that I don’t need to have Pap smears until I am) and the idea of a speculum clamping anything in that particular area is terrifying! Do they clamp “stuff”? *Shudder* I thought the speculum held your “stuff” open so the gynaecologist can take the swab. I know I should know this already at 40, but, as I said I haven’t had a Pap smear before.

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Jane Hower
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, it took me a minute....

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To learn more about online (re)selling and shopping, we got in touch with Matt Groll, a professional thrift hunter and the creator of Thrifter Sifter, and mother-daughter thrifter duo LuAnn and Brianna (Generational Thrifter). Scroll down to read more about their thrifting experiences and even get some tips for buying online!

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    Jessica Sanders Report

    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move along jeggings, it’s time for the Jouch.

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    Amber Player Report

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the kind of people who find Jesus in toast.

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    Online marketplaces seem to be on a boom with more and more people choosing to shop on the internet. It’s a good alternative for those who would like to sell things they no longer use or handmade items without having to waste time standing in an open-air market. “I think online marketplaces are popular because it’s so convenient. Not everyone has the time to go out and shop all day, driving around town, when they could just order ahead of time by phone or computer,” Matt shared.

    LuAnn and Brianna added that online marketplaces make thrifting and vintage shopping easy for customers and sellers. “Customers can shop anytime, anywhere for lower prices than what are typically found in brick-and-mortar stores. As an online seller, we do not have to budget for rent or other store-related expenses and can keep our items priced affordably. However, I do not think online marketplaces can ever replace the experience of the traditional open-air market. We make long-lasting personal connections with our buyers online; however, at the market, you just never know who you will talk to, what you will find, and can enjoy some outdoor time all at once. There is space for both!”

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    Tristin Lester Report

    Crazy Nailzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay! it's official, this is by far my creepiest weirdest BP post.

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    Josh Alexander Report

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't handle the pee forces apparently

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    If you’ve ever thrifted yourself, you probably noticed that besides really interesting things, there are lots of weird and questionable items lying around. Just like these pieces found on Facebook marketplace. While for some, they are worth nothing, others might still find some sort of value in them. LuAnn and Brianna shared that there are tons of items they source that are not necessarily in high demand or worth much… “but they sure are cool! When we find something we love or is just weird and wacky, we buy it. Everything has a home somewhere and sometimes we sit on items for a while before we find it.”

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    Matt believes that there are many things you could own that are valuable. “How valuable, though, is the question. Usually, brand-name items with high sell-through rates are what will do the best. Other items that are mass-produced or off-brand might be hard to sell and not worth the time.”

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    Haylee Renfrow Report

    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the advertising though, “Top of the range, killing hornets! Being a hitman has never been easier!”

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    Charlene English Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a really weird goddamn joke. You’d be long dead if you try to milk a stray cat.

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    When shopping is so easy, sometimes it's hard to find the will to say no to things that aren't really worth buying. Matt agreed that sometimes he doesn’t have the willpower to leave stuff behind. “My sister once said ‘if you absolutely love it you should buy it. If not, then leave it behind.’ For me, I resell items full-time, so if something is not worth selling, it’s pretty easy to leave it behind. Sometimes I’ll find something so weird and interesting and can’t find information on it right away but if it’s cheap enough I’ll just buy it to take a chance on it.”

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    Jessica Sharp Report

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We usually buy detergents that clean rust stains and such off clothes

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    Bids O'Breill Report

    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Original”. What exactly do you mean by “original”

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    While you scroll through this list of kind of ridiculous items, LuAnn and Brianna have some stories to share about their odd shopping experiences. “We have been to some weird places in search of vintage treasures. One time we shopped in an abandoned warehouse with no electricity and once in a rodent-infested, dilapidated old home in a swamp in Appalachia. We have found human teeth, antique bed pans, and once a statue of Jesus with his head replaced by a baby doll... creepy. I think some sellers find more value in these pieces than any buyer ever would, so they throw them on marketplace to make a few bucks. For us, it's a pass!”

    Matt also shared that he finds all sorts of odd items all the time. “I think some of the weird and odd items people are selling could be things they are attached to, like heirlooms, and have meaning to them. Some people like selling oddities and some things are just flat-out weird. I don’t know why they would sell them, haha.”

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    Ahri Snow Report

    Lennart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self made foam frame, like they did this ON PURPOSE??

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    Erin Prictor Report

    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people on this thread need to get a hobby. Or a job. I don’t know, read book, wash cars, there’s two solid options right there. Anything but this.

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    We believe that some sellers (especially those specializing in secondhand items) might sometimes find it hard to part with the things they want to sell. Funnily enough, it is the case for LuAnn and Brianna as well. Brianna admitted that she is ‘guilty’ of keeping pieces from their business that she finds interesting. “It is so hard to sell a treasure that would look perfect in my home! LuAnn struggles to let go of things that remind her of her childhood or family members now passed. The memories that vintage treasures hold are part of the reason we love to thrift old things... but they can also make the work a bit emotional.”

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    Skyler Paige Report

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they choose not to flip it over for the picture, can you imagine what the other side looks like?

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    Kelsey Northrop Report

    Saggi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either these people have joined a satanist barbie cult, or they have kids who have a lot of free time.

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    As for the advantages of selling things online, Matt shared that instead of throwing things out that are worth money, you can list them online and try to make something from them. “Need to buy new clothes or cookware online? Sell the old and get some of your money back and put it towards something new. Selling online can also earn you a steady income full or part-time. Another advantage is reducing waste going to landfills.” For LuAnn and Brianna, selling online comes down to the connections they can make within the vintage community. “We have spoken to customers across the country we would not have met otherwise. We have completed collections for customers, reunited people with items that their loved ones once had, and connected buyers to other online shops. We have been mentored by experienced sellers and have mentored a few new shops ourselves. It is a beautiful network of people!”

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    Taylor Dunn Report

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um. What am I even seeing? Latex gloves with safety pins? Edited to fix typo. Autocorrect fail

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    If you’re looking for some tips on buying online, Matt has some advice for you! “One thing many people don’t know is you can filter search results of most platforms to see how much people are actually paying for items. You might find something listed for $150 but history shows it has been selling for $80. Might be best to check around on multiple sites to look for the best deal. Another tip is instead of buying a ‘New’ item check for ‘Preowned’ because sometimes you can find things lightly used and save some money!”

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    Shannon Marie Lemmerman Report

    Lennart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Sonut, as in I'm Sonut gonna spend 5k on this

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    If you’d like to learn more about reselling or shopping online, check out Thrifter Sifter’s socials here. For cute and original vintage pieces, have a look at LuAnn and Brianna’s owned Generational Thrifter Instagram page dedicated to their mother and grandmother, Mary Ann!

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    Dakota Nicole May Report

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the side or back of box say doubles as a diaper?

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    Hillary Landreth Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno. I’d buy that and scream at it with a baseball bat, ‘BRING IT ON DOOFUS!’

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    Michelle Eveline Small Report

    Angela Turrall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admiral Ackbar, is that you? If so, it’s a trap!

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    Georgina Bowyer Report

    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you should keep them as a memory of your kids' childhood.

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    Bids O'Breill Report

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    Wendy Racine Report

    Amused panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that all day I-have-a-stone-in-my-shoe feeling

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    Megan Kate Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try looking behind the dryer. Or inside the dryer, because everyone knows that there’s a secret portal inside the dryer that whisks socks away to a faraway land, never to come back. Right?

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    Aimee Cleland Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take it. Needs more space to put my dead bodies of animal abusers and jerks. Oh wait, you have to take out yours first. Thanks!

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    Jem Woods Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No thanks. Is this the world where people can attempt to sell stupid items like their own teeth and casts for broken body parts, for money??? It’s stupid. I’m going back to Hedgehog land and let whoever else from our squadron go monitor Earth. This place sucks.

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    Alexandra Lee Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take my money, it makes a nice pair with my homemade yarn hedgehog:D

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    Brittany McCormack Report

    Wadofbees
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck yeah that’s the lawnforce 420!! It holds 100 gigaflops of sitting data

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    Jessica Braby-Lightowler Report

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    Steph Flindall Report

    John Powers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might pay $10 to make others see my a*s. Idk.

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    Monica Booher Report

    Elizabeth Tayler
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think someone may have died on that top mattress. Yuk

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    Libby Reich Report

    Sour Cherry Candy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it says creepy in the title…

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    Lori Ashton Report

    HelluvaHedgehogAlien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m more concerned about the meaning of ‘stronge’

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