“That’s It, I’m FB Marketplace Shaming”: 30 Funny, Weird, And Shady Things People Actually Tried To Sell Online (New Pics)

Blessed be the ignorance, oh waily.

Move along jeggings, it’s time for the Jouch.

These are the kind of people who find Jesus in toast.

Okay! it's official, this is by far my creepiest weirdest BP post.

Cool. Oddly cool

Couldn't handle the pee forces apparently

Uggs uggs ugly

Imagine the advertising though, “Top of the range, killing hornets! Being a hitman has never been easier!”

This is a really weird goddamn joke. You’d be long dead if you try to milk a stray cat.

We usually buy detergents that clean rust stains and such off clothes

“Original”. What exactly do you mean by “original”

*Glue not included*

Self made foam frame, like they did this ON PURPOSE??

The people on this thread need to get a hobby. Or a job. I don’t know, read book, wash cars, there’s two solid options right there. Anything but this.

$10,000???

their nails!! EWWW

If they choose not to flip it over for the picture, can you imagine what the other side looks like?

Either these people have joined a satanist barbie cult, or they have kids who have a lot of free time.

Seems legit

Um. What am I even seeing? Latex gloves with safety pins? Edited to fix typo. Autocorrect fail

Was that a Gremlin?

Price is too low. Seems fishy!

The Sonut, as in I'm Sonut gonna spend 5k on this

Uhh.. that's ramen at best

Stupidity in a nutshell… jar.

Does the side or back of box say doubles as a diaper?

I dunno. I’d buy that and scream at it with a baseball bat, ‘BRING IT ON DOOFUS!’

Admiral Ackbar, is that you? If so, it’s a trap!

“NEW” 😟

Maybe you should keep them as a memory of your kids' childhood.

You need a dumpster fire to warm that ice water up? /j

For that all day I-have-a-stone-in-my-shoe feeling

Try looking behind the dryer. Or inside the dryer, because everyone knows that there’s a secret portal inside the dryer that whisks socks away to a faraway land, never to come back. Right?

I’ll take it. Needs more space to put my dead bodies of animal abusers and jerks. Oh wait, you have to take out yours first. Thanks!

No thanks. Is this the world where people can attempt to sell stupid items like their own teeth and casts for broken body parts, for money??? It’s stupid. I’m going back to Hedgehog land and let whoever else from our squadron go monitor Earth. This place sucks.

Where did they get those….?

Take my money, it makes a nice pair with my homemade yarn hedgehog:D

Nice hedgehog-style flabby tummy… :D

$13 Banana for scale.

At least it’s free😃

$86?

Oooh! Murder case! (Pun intended)

Heck yeah that’s the lawnforce 420!! It holds 100 gigaflops of sitting data

Frozen: conjunctivitis

I want the icecream that was on those sticks!

what is that made out of?

Ye, ye. I hate u too xoxo /j

Duh. ‘Needs recovering’

I might pay $10 to make others see my a*s. Idk.

Buyer question - do you throw these at the spider?

I think someone may have died on that top mattress. Yuk

At least it says creepy in the title…

I’m more concerned about the meaning of ‘stronge’

Is it really carved? 🤔

That's random.

You can legally sell this?

Thee snowman iza cute tho

Only partially erected.