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Anyone who’s ever learned a foreign language—whether at school or as an adult—knows just how difficult the process can be. Some of the mistakes that you make can seem incredibly funny to native speakers. Meanwhile, there you were, trying your best. But it helps if you look at your own errors with a bit of levity, too.
The r/engrish subreddit takes a lighthearted look at the most egregious English grammar mistakes that were made abroad, whether on signs, posters, or menus. We’ve collected some of the most giggle-worthy ones to show you that the language isn’t as easy to learn as you might think. Scroll down for a good dose of humor (and a reminder to do your daily lessons, whatever language you might be learning!).
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#1
L'otters
Green Machine 2 years ago
Anyone else read the 2nd picture with a THICK French accent? ? lol
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Ren Karlej 2 years ago
MIstakes plural - they also wrote shoot instead of shot. Unless that's meant to be an instruction! Possibly to the otters!!🤷
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Astrophile 2 years ago (edited)
The gun-obsessed ones think they look pretty cool and don’t realize that the rest of the world is giggling about how dorky they look. “Cool guns bro, how’s actually running and managing your country going? Keeping your citizens safe even if they have a different political view than you? Not going very well? Ah, I see....”
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#2
Zombies Must've Gotten Him Already
María Hermida 2 years ago
If you inhale carbon monoxide (CO) you start to feel fatigue, headaches, confusion, and dizziness because of inadequate oxygen delivery to the brain. The post implies that the person should check the CO detector because they are clearly intoxicated so they can't speak coherently.
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#3
Suck My Balls
LJ Robinson 2 years ago
I laugh my head off at those skits! I honestly don't know how they kept straight faces.
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The CareTaker 2 years ago
this is a Yonkoma.... actually I'm pretty sure that Stand stole it from the "Kawaii Not: Cute gone Bad" series since they made it first/ Here is the link to their site to buy the comic .... https://illknowitwheniseeit.com/1080/design/cute-gone-bad/....... Sadly the KawaiiNot site where you could read them is no longer up but you can find a few by googling "Kawaii Not Cute Gone Bad"
Patosal 2 years ago
This reminds me of something that happened to me a few years ago. English is not my first language and I was working with some Canadians. We were in a lab waiting to do a roughness test on some metal parts and we had to wait a long time. When I finally heard from the lab that the roughness tester was ready, I said to the Canadian guy, "Are you ready for roughness?" I can't explain how he laughed at me. He finally explained to me that I should have said the whole sentence (roughness test). Anyway, I learned something new.
'Do TEFL' points out that in 2022, there were 2 billion English speakers around the world, only 400 million of whom are native speakers.
The r/engrish subreddit is practically ancient by now. Founded all the way back in late September of 2008, it has grown by leaps and bounds over the years. At the time of writing, the community had expanded to over 781k members (or ‘grammar police’ as they like to jokingly call themselves).
#4
Dvd Description
David Paterson 2 years ago
I now know more about the movie Alien than I ever did before.
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Terry Tobias 2 years ago
And cat help friends to find egg demon, emerging the new-afied 'Scooby-Doo, Where Are You', but with good cat Jonsey instead! 🐈
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Better not give the egg demon bad noodle, then. And who is bad milk blood robot?
Marcellus II 2 years ago
The android leaked a thick white liquid when damaged.
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Flarpel Blarpel 2 years ago
“Scream not working because space make deaf”. Thats much better then “in space no one can hear you scream”
Limey Cheesehead 2 years ago
At least I was able to figure out they were talking about the film "Alien".
Mariele Scherzinger 2 years ago
I once bought a Hong Kong DVD of a French film that was not available in any other form at the time (The Horseman on the Roof / Le Hussar sur le toit),. The film was in French, with Chinese and English subtitles. The DVD jacket included a synopsis in those three languages. English made as little sense as this. I assume that this is Chinese grammar, translated 1:1 into English, with merciless disregard of linguistic idiosyncracies.
#5
Please. 🥺
Gandalf the Pink 2 years ago (edited)
Which was the future of some idolized "good ole days" at that time. "We live in a decaying age. Young people no longer respect their parents. They are rude and impatient. They frequently inhabit taverns and have no self-control." — Inscription on a 6000 year old Egyptian tomb. [Edit: Well.. Egyptian tomb according to Buckminister Fuller, so take the validity with a grain of salt, but at least the idea of the good ol days was prevalent in the 70's when he wrote that, which some consider the good ole days, so hey, point still stands!]
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Jaya 2 years ago (edited)
I wanna go back to the good old days, but I can't find any that were actually better. Better for straight white men, yes. But not better for me and many others. I keep finding that either I'd be in jail or a psych ward for being gay, or that I as a woman I wouldn't have voting rights or the right to keep my job after getting married, or that my black friends would be kept as slaves. There are elements in society that were better than now, but as a whole? I mean what can possibly be so good about the past that it should weigh heavier than slavery (although modern slavery still exists of course) or the absence of gay rights?
#6
Oh, Deer
Tams21 2 years ago
Kermit and Miss Piggy would be insulted at the comparison.
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LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago (edited)
When I first moved to the United States for work and family, I saw a license plate that read: "Your in my country now, speak American." At that moment I wanted to pack by bags and run screaming back to the U.K.
HTakeover 2 years ago
It's not quite as dumb as you'd think. Dude is in Arkansas so it was supposed to be a pun saying Ar-Country. But morons gotta' show their colors multiple ways.
LovingKnuckle 2 years ago
That poor bastard. That explains the hyphen! Thanks.
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DelvianBlue 2 years ago (edited)
Arr..respect arr seas maties! Speak Pirate!
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Bols 2 years ago
Legitimate question - is this really common in the US that ppl are telling other to speak English since they are there? I know there are crazy ppl everywhere and unfortunately those are the ones that we hear of most often whereas majority is normal, but I've seen this so many times that I really don't know now
Jenn Smith 2 years ago
Yes, sadly it's fairly common. I even had a work supervisor say aloud that " they" should speak English if they're here. ( USA)
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The group itself is all about having a good laugh by sharing spelling mistakes, weird grammar, and messed-up-looking text. Everything’s done in the spirit of comedy, and there’s no meanness here. After all, we’re all human. We all make mistakes. However, not everyone’s errors are strange enough to make the entire internet giggle.
#7
This Hotel Offers Challenges
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
No clues. Just defeat the Boss Karen in room 666 and bring back her tongue
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LinkTheHylian 2 years ago
I don't need a dungeon master. However, I do need to speak to someone regarding the dangers of going alone.
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Edward Monks 2 years ago
Yes I can show you the way....but first, my sweet roll has been tooketh
#8
You Wouldn't Download A Fish
Printerman 2 years ago
Upload a fish for the man, he is forbidden for a day. Teach a man how to download a fish, he is forbidden for a lifetime.
#9
After Two Tries, We'll Just Go With Reduced Prices
LapCat 2 years ago
I was thinking of translucent ants… ya know, clear ants!
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JessieJ&LilyLovebug 2 years ago
It's even more depressing when one realizes they had THREE perfect examples right there...!
Ian Webling 2 years ago
Reminds me of a graffito: Joe Blogs is innos... inoc... innoss... guilty.
The moderator team running the group has laid out some simple-to-follow rules to maintain a high standard of quality for the content. For example, they ask the community to avoid posting photos or videos of typos or really minor accidental mistakes. If the author clearly knows how to spell the word correctly, it probably shouldn’t be shared on r/engrish.
#10
Joe Is Biden?????
shanila.pheonix_ 2 years ago (edited)
or maybe the news station just needs to check their carbon monoxide detector :p
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#11
I Comited A Criminal
N.C. O'Brien 2 years ago
Not really. If you become their spell checker and grammar editor you could find yourself a decent job tax free with an open bar
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Garthus Andicus 2 years ago
I just recently got a text from "jason_a81@aol.com" that said," This is FiithThird bank. Your account has been overdrawn. Please click this link-" Criminals are getting way too smart using personal emails. 0-0
Ildi Tóth 2 years ago
"Pils" might be more appropriate when you're going to be put in bars :)
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#12
Well I Suppose We All Have To Pay To Exist In Someway…
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
How am I supposed to pay my parking fines before I exist ? Who's fine is this really ??
On top of that, the mods don’t want to see any posts about mistakes made by auto-correct or anyone passing off intentional mistakes as content-worthy pics. Meanwhile, nobody should be making fun of any grammar mistakes that kids make. Everyone has to start somewhere, it would be mean to poke fun at someone who’s completely new to the language.
#13
What
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
As a Chinese person, yup it’s technically correct. However, that is probably fried dough strings with sesame. It’s good
that random cactus over there 2 years ago
撒子 (sā zi) is a deep fried noodle found in northwestern China.
#14
Found This On Fb
Silver Knight of the Union 2 years ago
I speak arabic, first text is: "Hottest email sent in history." in slang, but literally "the most explosive email sent in history". Second text is "And this is the response of HR"
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María Hermida 2 years ago
That dreadful Bob Sponge lives in a pineapple, so, why not?
Load More Replies... Cyber Returns 2 years ago
The first part is the employee begging HR guy not to cut his wages and wishing the HR guy bad luck and the second part is HR guy telling employee to be grateful he has a job as he had nothing before. before he tells him to drop dead
two-sided llama 2 years ago
I got there's a cult of face eaters upstairs who are throwing up children but a pipe of watermelon water burst and if they cut the bread they wlll all die
Bec 2 years ago
It appears to be an attempt to translate Pink Floyd's Wall
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#15
Understandable
JessieJ&LilyLovebug 2 years ago
Love that the picture makes the message no more understandable.
Learning a new language—any language—might seem like a daunting task. But in this day and age, it’s easier than ever. Still not easy. But easier! That’s because there are so many learning resources, both paid and free, available if you have even a basic internet connection. There are plenty of books, videos, projects, and apps that make the entire process as pleasant and smooth as possible.
#16
Crab Raccoon
Jaya 2 years ago
Such a cute and weird animal! If I ever get to make my 3 wishes, I'll wish for crabraccoons to exist. And my second wish will be to keep them safely away from this restaurant.
Panda Dressed as a Capybara ;) 2 years ago
Off topic, but this is too cute not to share. Google emoji kitchen, do cow plus cow. Enjoy.
BossyCloud 2 years ago
Wow I could spend hours playing with that! Try dog + duck. Or any animal + an object
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#17
Chewing Cum
kesunyian 2 years ago
if you need to chew, then the guy should see a doctor...
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CORGI QUEEN 2 years ago
you should see a doctor it should be a liquid-ish sticky sauce like thing
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Frankie 2 years ago
Fewer things censored lately. Wondering if they switched owners
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#18
Excuse Me, What The F**k
arthbach 2 years ago
I've tried to use Google translate it. After fiddling around, copying and pasting the Cyrillic alphabet into place, it's 'sausage in dough'. No idea what this would look like. Might it be a sausage was popped into the middle of a piece of dough, and the dough cooked?
RNA 2 years ago
That's hilarious. For those of you not speaking russian - it's caused by the wrong translation of a word 'тесто' ('dough') that was confused with the word 'тесть' ('father in law')
Gossameringue 2 years ago
"Patty With Chicken" sounds like a forgotten Renaissance masterpiece.
LizzieBoredom 2 years ago
Roll the Father-in-Law and Patty the chicken: another Saturday night in Alabama.
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I mean, if you were going with a literal translation, it would be "sausage of the father-in-law" but that's not much better! Sausage à la father-in-law? Nope, nope, it's all bad! This is why you leave menu translation to the professionals, people. (Speaking as a translator.)
two-sided llama 2 years ago
you've heard of teacher porn , you've heard of hospital porn, well welcome restaurant porn
SuperChicken 2 years ago
No matter how it's interpreted, it doesn't come out right. Oh, and by the way, Patty is with me.🤪
However, even if you have access to all the resources in the world, what really matters is having the patience and discipline to learn. Step by little step. Having a growth-centered mindset really helps here. Instead of getting frustrated at all the tiny mistakes you keep making, try to view them as proof that you’re taking on a monumental task.
And any effort that you put in means that you’re miles ahead of someone who’s decided to quit. However much time you spend on learning a new language, try to do it daily. And remember the reason why you started in the first place. It’ll help motivate you when things get really tough.
#19
Well
Robert T 2 years ago
Besides a complete lack of literacy, the biggest mistake I can see is that they seem to think that the 4th of July is New Year's Eve!
Marcellium 2 years ago
I think it makes sense like.. in a way? If you're a kid who doesn't know holidays, you might know the Celebration and they both do include lots of fireworks! :-)
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UncleJon_TheMadScientist 2 years ago
A little young to be partaking of "the herbs" dont'cha think?
SuperTails1008 2 years ago
*4* 12:00 P.M Dear bire, gess what! "waat?" today is 4th of JuLie! good by 2007 hello 2008!
#20
Stop Treating Me Like Potato!
Anne Jones 2 years ago
I divorced my husband for treating me like a potato. He kept pricking me with a fork and putting me in the oven.
Felipe Souza 2 years ago
So I guess at some point, you were just done, right?
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#21
Beware Of Monkey
._. 2 years ago (edited)
Lmao I was thinking Pokémon. A wild Monkey appeared!
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Barbara Kayton 2 years ago
Actual truth. Monkeys can be vicious and deadly, and will use those pinching strong fingers to rip holes in you. Their teeth can also rip you up.
Bogdan Chelariu 2 years ago
"Even if you fight, you can't win."... Makes you wonder if there's a video somewhere of the ones that tried fighting that monkey! LOL
Previously, Bored Panda spoke to a journalist and communications specialist who was kind enough to walk us through the peculiarities of English spelling, as well as how spell-check affects us.
"English spelling is such a train wreck, with its myriad silent letters and wildly varying pronunciations for letters and letter combinations. But also, articles (a/an/the) tend to be difficult for people whose native language doesn’t have them, and our tense/aspect blend with combinations of auxiliary verbs makes the English verb system tricky even for native speakers sometimes," she told us during an earlier interview.
#22
He Went To Try The Strange Juice
Rabbi In The House 2 years ago
Why's the dude in the back on fire? Why is he running? Why is only one foot on fire? So many questions?
SuperChicken 2 years ago
On behalf of the chickens, I do apologize for the rude and unreasonable ones.🤪
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
This picture has been on BP at least 5 times now. The ‘strange juice’ is kiwi juice. Because in Chinese, kiwi fruit is ‘strange fruit’. Also, ‘rude and unreasonable chicken’ is just a poor translation of really spicy chicken.
Katherine Sigman 2 years ago
Sign on the left: TO TAKE NOTICE OF SAFE THE SLIPPERY ARE VERY CRAFTY
#23
Business Must Be Great
Marcellus II 2 years ago
"This is a local shop, for local people!" -- The League of Ordinary Gentlemen
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#24
From An English-Language Training Webpage
Bored&InSchool 2 years ago
if for no other reason than the fact that "what should do with it" is on there twice, making it THE most common sentence in the english language lol!
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Elizabeth Brown 2 years ago
It appears to be a possible translation for proverbs 19:21 in the Bible. Perhaps other cultures say this more? I actually love this phrase, is seems to be a much more concise form than more common translations
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Daniel Atkins 2 years ago
If someone said to me "You can't save your skin." I'm going to run whether they are an English speaker or not.
Donkey boi 2 years ago
I love some of these! 'Man proposes, god disposes', 'The book is under the table', and 'A figure among ciphers', are all things you can say with a 'knowing' voice after someone has finished telling you a story.
Elizabeth Brown 2 years ago
"You have hit the spot" and "I have come a little while ago" could work perhaps, meanwhile "You should better avoid me"...
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Though spell check is a great tool for catching typos and misspellings, it’s far from perfect. "Where it’s more of a curse than a blessing is with homonyms/homophones because it won’t flag a word that is a word, but not the word you want. Think affect/effect, who’s/whose, led/lead but also word pairs like form/from and not-synonyms like bemuse/amuse, etc," the specialist said.
#25
"Slippageism"
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
So that's what it's called when you somersault down feet over head
#26
73th... I'm Impressed This Came From Such A Global Brand!
JM 2 years ago (edited)
me too - thanks for getting me to look again edit: oh wait! I just realized what you actually typed! 🤦♀️
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General Anaesthesia 2 years ago (edited)
They missed the opportunity for 73st, seventy-*thirst*.
#27
My Tea Of Questionable Ingredients
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago (edited)
Eye of rabbit, hip hop hum, turn this F*cker, into...
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PFD 2 years ago
According to the linguists at Language Log, many or most cases of the F-words appearing in Chinese menus are due to a slang secondary sense of the word GAN meaning 'dry' or 'dried' (干). Many dictionaries typically list different alternative translations without explaining the different senses, and users who don't speak the language may pick the wrong translation - like if you tried to translate Dribbler's "Sausage inna bun" and got "D**k in a buttock" instead.
Apachebathmat 2 years ago
I-said-a-hip-hop-the-hippie-the-hippie-to-the-hip-hip-hop-and-you-dont-stop-the-rockin-to-the-bang-bang-boogie-say-up-jump-the-boogie-to-the-rhythm-of-the-boogie-the-beat
HayHayReaza 1 year ago (edited)
If someone made a lollipop of this tea, would it be a f*cker sucker? Edit: it would probably be musical.
PFD 2 years ago
Hip in the sense of the accessory fruit of the rose, perhaps, misapplied to the seed cone of the hop? Hops are said to have sedative qualities, as is valerian (also an ingredient here).I'd guess this is some kind of bedtime tisane.
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#28
The Hot Chocolate Machine At My Dinning Hall Has Lost Its Innocence
UncleJon_TheMadScientist 2 years ago (edited)
Yes " it's the end of the innocence "
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SuperTails1008 2 years ago
why is every is every letter capitalized Like This Oh My Gosh Kill Me
#29
No Feet Allowed
Harry Stan 2 years ago
*cuts off feet and leaves them by the door, like any good person would do*
Percabeth Forever (she/they) 2 years ago
*steals feet to sell on the black market*
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#30
My Brother Found This While Living In Japan
HayHayReaza 1 year ago
Really? I thought smorking was when you smirk while you smoke😏🚬
Load More Replies... SuperChicken 2 years ago
Reminds me of the Swedish Chef, "... mork, mork, mork."😂 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4tlzgRqEas
"People have proposed spelling overhauls before but they tend to not go anywhere, probably because it’s such a daunting project—could we all agree on what the changes would be?—and because then an entire body of texts would become basically a foreign language to the next generation. Many factors in addition to spelling contribute to a language’s 'character,' but some spellings do have echoes of archaic English—in my opinion, it would be a little bit sad to lose some of that.”
If you’d like some more grammar-related humor in your life, feel free to check out Bored Panda’s previous features about the r/engrish subreddit.
#31
E X T E R M I N A T E C A P I T A L I S M
HeavyMetalHeart 2 years ago
If I can exterminate capitalism by eating lobster, I’m all for it! Bring it on!
The Scout 2 years ago
As lobster is obscenely expensive here, I think I will pass. If I could afford lobster I would not want to exterminate capitalism.
Load More Replies... Chewie Baron 2 years ago
You have to eat it with binoculars. It’s that tiny.
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#32
Snow Shows.get Them Now For Free!!
Nikki Bastian 2 years ago
The little plows, yes, very useful. But, from experience,, Converse don't perform super well on black ice. And at least in eastern MT, you don't see half of the black ice until you've already landed on your a*s.
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#33
Bababa For Scale 🍌
Carla Phillips 2 years ago
I just sang that in my head in Gwen Stefani's voice but with the letters shown.
#34
Hmmm K!
N.C. O'Brien 2 years ago
Cnt wrk t what thy r tryng t sy. Ndrstnd what y typd bt nt what th sgn s syng
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Michael Largey 2 years ago
This must be the Wheel of Fortune cast and crew's pool because you have to pay for a vowel.
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
But you shouldn't go anywhere without your towel!
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Well... They Missed A Preposition
#36
Unfortunately Misspelt
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
He had a coven of 13 blokes. I think he could be!
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Exasperated Side Character 2 years ago
Jesus got enough of getting nailed and preferred to get railed ?
#37
Ummm Hmm
Premislaus de Colo 2 years ago
If you leave them unattended they get burnt. You have to mind them so they get crispy
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TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
$5.89 is a but much for a crispy children sandwich. Or am I just cheap?
#38
This Is Where I Had My Wedding Reception
WindySwede 2 years ago
In Sweden we have 'Plenisal', sal = hall. (Debate chamber, according to Wikipedia).
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Sounds Pretty Lid To Me
Kelly H. Wilder 2 years ago
Maybe they didn't have permission to use the e? (From a post above)
#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago
supposed to be lied not lid... but its been done WELP UR A LID NOW
#40
Anyone Fancy Some Fruity Cowboys?
arthbach 2 years ago
My first thoughts were of gummy bear style sweets. They were cowboy shaped, and made with fruit. My second thoughts were of a Western film, full of very camp actors.
The CareTaker 2 years ago
hey, it's cousin Kenny! (it's funny cause he is a professional cowboy with a rodeo and is gay!)
Camber Hollywood 2 years ago
I totally want a fruity cowboy! Is cousin Kenny available?
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#41
Do Not (Price: 13.000 Vnd)
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 2 years ago
BP PLEASE ADD A TAGGING FEATURE (I must summon Do Not Touch Da Donut)
#42
Pain
arthbach 2 years ago
Wonder if sign was created by a person with French as their first language. 'Pain' = 'bread', so 'paincake' makes some degree of sense.
WindySwede 2 years ago
Every French Baker screaming "Sacrebleu" when they se this pic..?
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#43
No Is Not An Option
#44
Not As Bad As You Think !
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
I picture a plywood shed, a bed on each side and a hole in the center for pooping
#45
I Feel Motivated
WindySwede 2 years ago
What a Journey! https://youtu.be/VcjzHMhBtf0?si=w2hVYGCOeUPROY75
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Mister E 2 years ago
In the right order it makes sense...When you are tired don't stop - stop when you are done
Kelly H. Wilder 2 years ago
I had "Don't stop when you are tired--stop when you are done." Same meaning, but my brain swapped the wording of the initial phrase.
Load More Replies... BossyCloud 2 years ago
Immediately makes me think of the little boy talking about his dream https://youtu.be/G7RgN9ijwE4?si=c4vDRys5DPhlX04y
Cristi nah 2 years ago
This could be a song "When you are🎵when you are tired 🎶STOP! 🎵Don't stop 🎶Dooone🎵
#46
Strange Rice Mouse
#47
Netflix Server Has Been Die
Khall Khall 2 years ago
Should try a denied death of service attack. See if it brings it back up.
#48
Yikes
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 2 years ago
Tent, treat, that, tight, tart, text, thirst... that's just off the top of my head
Gandalf the Pink 2 years ago
The thing with these "challenges" is not at all to be challenging, they are just to generate engagement, in the forms of reactions, shares and comments. It's clickbait, or reactionbait whatever you wanna call it. You are tricked to believe there is a puzzle to solve but it's all just a turgent tidbit of tat.
Dak Janiels 2 years ago
The "challenger" literally wrote "that" in the challenge!
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#49
Pervert Cancer
Jason 2 years ago
Are they blaming their cancer on their inappropriate relations with their dogs?
Marcellus II 2 years ago
There is indeed a sexually transmitted cancer (genital, not colon) in dogs; it's the oldest known living cancer. E.g. https://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/11000-year-old-living-dog-cancer-reveals-its-secrets So yeah there's only one clear way to get it from them.
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Ovata Acronicta 2 years ago
Keep dogs away from this dude. Also that's not at all how cancer works but like...keep him away from dogs first.
Geoffrey Scott 2 years ago
I am disappointed they're driving a Chevy, seems more like a Mopar vibe.
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They Got The Moves
Premislaus de Colo 2 years ago
Banging movements on chicks - sorry, what establishment is it exactly?
Gémeaux jumeaux 2 years ago
We are two wild and crazy guys banging movements on chicks in tight slacks
Roxy222uk 2 years ago
Yeah, 'movements' can also mean bowel movements, which makes this menu extremely unappetising.
Dave 2 years ago
I think all is revealed in the "banging movements on chicks" and "problematic movements"
Load More Replies... Violet Smith 2 years ago
Some of my moves are definitely hot dog moves, if only because I eat so many hot dogs.
#51
Wow It Really Be Like That
Vic 2 years ago
But I'm still ashamed of his grammar. It should be: You 'are' the because.
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WindySwede 2 years ago
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_English-speaking_population 10.5% speaks English in India (wiki).
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W H Y
#53
Dot Distab
#54
Mother
Rita Benkő 2 years ago
or Hungarian (although Hungarian "anyacsavar" a.k.a. motherscrew might have come from German)
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PHOTOBOB 2 years ago
This reminds me of a story in a trade magazine when I was a teenager. Every year they would write about bad instructions sent in by readers. One was a translation error. They said something along the line of "we cannot print the word they used but we think they meant 'screw'".
#55
Imagine Meeting All 4 Of The Criteria
My “in my head” Voice 2 years ago
Disabled elderly pregnant children? Must be easy to keep clean; no traffic at all.
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
This is for all those 60 year olds who seem to only get pregnant when they go to Italy.
#56
Posted At A Beach In Sanya
#57
My Mom Was Looking At Russian Recipes. Facebook Auto Translated One Of Them. Not Sure How You'd Incorporate "100 Years Monkeys" Into A Cake
Kat 2 years ago
I don't know... For me the 50 year old milk is the showstopper ...
Load More Replies... HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
It’s been an hour. Are you still in a state of active brain activity?
Load More Replies... The Scout 2 years ago
As a child I once was at a church group who had the idea to let the kids bake a "bible cake": The receipe was coded in scripture numbers, you had to look it up and fill in the ingredients - I found the idea interesting. Unfortunately the kind of modern bible translation they were using differed a lot from the older one that was used by the receipe's author. As a result, we were wondering why we should beat the sh?t out of some undisclosed fruit and garbage mix, pour sewage over it, and what we should substitute for a brass fire basin? It took an hour until someone actually managed to find an old bible (at a church, no less) and save our attempts to some more or less edible figg and spices cake. I had never thought bible translations even of the same denomination can differ that much from edition to edition. All the more strange that some people tend to take those literally.
Cactuar Jon 2 years ago
Those are some very specific ingredients. Who has 50yr old milk just knocking about?
ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺 2 years ago
as someone with a very thick russian accent i’m sure i could say this out loud and it would just reach a new level of hilarity. (Also, Bce=all, maclo=butter)
SuperChicken 2 years ago
100 years monkey is bad enough, let alone 100 years pu$$y? No, thank you.
#58
Medal
#59
Dognuts
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
... which was a misspelling of doughnauts. They're shaped like zeros, a.k.a. naughts.
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#60
I'm Sorry, What?
Gémeaux jumeaux 2 years ago
Maybe so, but with a button that size, you also get to pass or play on Family Feud
The Scout 2 years ago
I never understood the urge to photoshop things out of proportions. The original is about 2 inches square.
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#61
Not Only, But Also
Donkey boi 2 years ago
Well, technically... When you exit somewhere, you are also entering somewhere different.
#62
E N D Y O U R B R O T H E R
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I would end my brother if he looked like he’s trying not to puke after drinking 1930’s cough syrup
Steph Bombardier (Stephhhh) 2 years ago
if you insist (he lived a good 5 years but unfortunatly he is no more)
SuperChicken 2 years ago
I know, I have an annoying brother - but I don't think I would want to end him.🤣
#63
Low Budget Scam
Roxy222uk 2 years ago (edited)
Sadly these mispellings etc are deliberate to weed out people with all their faculties. Scammers don't want to waste time, they only want vulnerable people (dementia, brain injuries, learning disabilities etc) to move through to the next phase.
ƒιѕн 2 years ago
This, misspellings and bad grammar to prey upon the weaker minded.
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Amazon Orders Never Disappoint
HayHayReaza 1 year ago
Is it just me, or does the break is the glass cup look like a lightning bolt?
#65
Hmm 🤔
#66
I Am Vomit
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-saga-timeline-incest-charges-arrest-2021-8
#67
That's What Your Mom Said
Anne Jones 2 years ago (edited)
Tbf, in England we call a valve that turns off gas or water a coćk, as in stopcoćk.
Boudewijn van der Mik 2 years ago
On a yacht they're being operated in the cockpit.
Load More Replies... Roxy222uk 2 years ago
Yes, this is a normal use of the word c.o.c.k. which was a word you could say in public and use without problem up until very recently (yes, it always also had the rude connotation but context was everything). As mentioned below, a c.o.c.k. is the tap that controls the main supply.
#68
This Questionnaire At A School
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
glad to know onions have finally been declassified as food, when everyone knows they are clearly ogres.
#1 Candevil Fan 2 years ago
I can afford the onion. need another paycheck to get the Pikmin for the onion
Steph Bombardier (Stephhhh) 2 years ago
i do not have enough money for onions, personally. im that poor. #america /j
#69
Guys I Think I Got The Wrong Smell
Elizabeth Elliot 2 years ago
And the origin of our words grenade and garnet!
Load More Replies... María Hermida 2 years ago
It's "Granada" in Spanish, taken directly from Arabics. Yes, the same word for the fruit and the explosive thingy.
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
Granada in Spain is named after the pomegranate. It’s also the symbol of the city too.
Roxy222uk 2 years ago
Grenadine is pomegranate cordial, so I can see there is a connection somewhere. Is pomegranate called grenade in another European language?
Jaya 2 years ago
In Dutch it's granaatappel: "grenade apple". But that's basically the same as in English, because the 'pome' part in the English word means apple too.
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#70
Served With A Side Of Someone Invading Your Plate
#71
Unconvinced Machine Apologists
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
McDonald's employee: "PLEASE! Everyone wants what you make! Just work for tonight!" *Unconvinced Mcflurry machine stays broken*
#72
The Fuck Does This Mean
#73
Pretiy Pleasure Boy "Keep Moyikg" (& Yes I Bought/Own This)
#74
Would You Like To Learn How To Bleed Or How To Long Hair?
SuperChicken 2 years ago (edited)
I'm sure it works. After fighting and bleeding, I'm sure they'll learn how to groan🤦♀️ (sidenote: I looked at the number, and it gave me Denny's in LA.🤣)
Steph Bombardier (Stephhhh) 2 years ago (edited)
i kinda wanna call and see what happens... edit: no one answered
Rodney McKay 2 years ago
Props for getting "call us before it's too late" right, since there was so much potential for disaster in that sentence.
#75
Oh Dear
#77
Wha?
The Mediterranean Fruit 2 years ago
This is probably equivalent to English speakers getting a tattoo written in Mandarin or Cantonese when they don't speak the language.
René Sauer 2 years ago
probably the same effect as when chinese people see others with random chinese characters on their body
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
The grammar of a former classmate. I used to die internally every time she said something like “she said me that..”
#78
Do Not Animals
#79
Eat Chicken
#80
This Masterpiece
#81
Subway Lettus
#82
Sponge Boob
#83
This "Warming" On The Box
#84
Ah Yes My Favorite Superhero, Pidmr-Man!
#85
Smooth Daughters... 🤢
cerinamroth 2 years ago
Why do men get to be smooth criminals and I have to be a smooth daughter? Fight the hairy patriarchy!
Alexej Dvorak 2 years ago
Ah yes, who doesn't long for transparent skin. My lifelong dream of becoming an anatomy model can finally come true!
#86
3 Square
#87
Do Not Disturn
#88
I Hope It Wasn’t Too Big Of A Fall…
Trainingfortheballetpotteh🇺🇦 2 years ago
...youve been using that emoji on like every post here
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#89
😋😋
cerinamroth 2 years ago (edited)
I can't help but think this guy is originally from Liverpool UK by the way he writes chicken. Any other Brits feel the same way?
Maartje 2 years ago
Scenery does not exactly look like Liverpool- unless things have changed since I was there last.
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That Doesn’t Sound Right
Multa Nocte 2 years ago
French - "jumelles" is twins (feminine) but also binoculars (because you have two scopes - one for each eye).
#91
Full Flavour Or Gtfo
#92
R/Badtattoos
#93
Doctor Say They Good
#94
1rd Grade
#95
Someone Tries To Motivate Us At Work
#96
Explain Why Ladies?
TheGoodBoi 2 years ago
I'll try to decipher..."Ladies, did y'all marry a man that wanted to make dough, and is thought of as important. After he makes dough, he's not important? Explain why? Ladies?" Hell idk
#97
From A Deck Of Cards
#98
I Don’t Know
Geoffrey Scott 2 years ago
Except for the "chef's special secret golden brown sauce" ..are those the results of eating from the menu?
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Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago
it's "guaiwei chicken" , guai wei is a sauce often used in Szechuan cooking. though it literally translates as "strange chicken"
#99
Found This On A Budget Projector
Limey Cheesehead 2 years ago
I can't see "no disassemble" without thinking of the film Short Circuit.
Printerman 2 years ago
First thought that popped into my head. "Johnny 5, no disassemble!"
Load More Replies... SuperChicken 2 years ago (edited)
Ok, I won't shoot directly. I'll make sure it bounces off the wall, first.
Surenu 2 years ago
You can also use indirect fire if you're really good at maths, like with a mortar
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So Uh.. The Copywriter Did An Oopsie. This Is Quite An Expensive Engrish Mistake
Bogdan Chelariu 2 years ago
I can already imagine the arian brothers in jail wearing that! :))
Skater Chick (they/them) 2 years ago
okay but like...she is SO PRETTY and the traditional attire looks awesome
#101
The Teeth Well Be Broken
#102
Out Of Context, A Sentence. In Context, Engrish Candidate. Spotted In A Taxi In Japan. I Still Don't Know What I Am Supposed To Take Care Of
#103
Why? Just Why?
Delta Dawn 2 years ago
I think this is one of those posts where you’re tapping the middle autofill word on your phone repeatedly. It’s supposed to be bizarre
#104
I Had The Best Time In 5rd Grade
Michael Largey 2 years ago
The person who wrote that sign spent so many happy years in the 5rd grade.
#105
You're Winner!
Nacho Man Sandy Ravage 2 years ago
That's from the truck racing game "Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing". Been ranked as one of the worst games ever made
Corvus 2 years ago
It's one of those "so unspeakably bad that it's actually brilliant" kind of games.
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#106
Well, Uh, Thanks For Sharing
#107
The A N D
#108
Citizen Soldier
Daria 2 years ago
I think it might be "tailgating" that is illegal but I'm not sure.
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My Girlfriend Sent Me This Picture From The Directions To Her Round Ice Cube Tray. Whatever 300 Water Is It's Not Milliliters Because They Aren't That Big
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xWILTED_ROSEx 2 years ago
Noo... this should be on the list, right at the top
Load More Replies... Nacho Man Sandy Ravage 2 years ago
One of my local Chinese restaurants has a menu item called "Happy Family". Doesn't have any pictures or description or anything
Honcho Chorcoran 2 years ago
This is a very very common dish in Chinese restaurants in the United States. https://www.sprinklesandsprouts.com/happy-family-stir-fry/
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Eels are a common infestation in hovercraft.
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Verena 2 years ago
Living in a country which shares lots of words with a neighbouring country, but a totally different meaning, adds to the fun. The latter are very fond of our coast, the first love the mountains and rivers of the second, so in tourist areas confusing dialogues are more rule than exemption. "Kies" = one has it in his mouth, the other in front of the house (tooth/gravel). "Bellen" = is what the dogs do in one country, and humans in the other (bark/telephone call). And many, many more
TMoxraaaar 2 years ago
I'm an interpreter. This makes me nuts, but there's something worse. When I interpret into English correctly sometimes I get a look from the hearing person like "huh?" My job would be so much easier if hearing people learned their own language. Why not just learn ASL? It's the ONLY American language.
xWILTED_ROSEx 2 years ago
Noo... this should be on the list, right at the top
Load More Replies... Nacho Man Sandy Ravage 2 years ago
One of my local Chinese restaurants has a menu item called "Happy Family". Doesn't have any pictures or description or anything
Honcho Chorcoran 2 years ago
This is a very very common dish in Chinese restaurants in the United States. https://www.sprinklesandsprouts.com/happy-family-stir-fry/
Load More Replies... Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Eels are a common infestation in hovercraft.
Load More Replies... Verena 2 years ago
Living in a country which shares lots of words with a neighbouring country, but a totally different meaning, adds to the fun. The latter are very fond of our coast, the first love the mountains and rivers of the second, so in tourist areas confusing dialogues are more rule than exemption. "Kies" = one has it in his mouth, the other in front of the house (tooth/gravel). "Bellen" = is what the dogs do in one country, and humans in the other (bark/telephone call). And many, many more
TMoxraaaar 2 years ago
I'm an interpreter. This makes me nuts, but there's something worse. When I interpret into English correctly sometimes I get a look from the hearing person like "huh?" My job would be so much easier if hearing people learned their own language. Why not just learn ASL? It's the ONLY American language.
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