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Ah, marriage. One of the best things about being in one is having someone to go through blissful highs, devastating lows, and plenty of mundane moments in between. No matter if it’s a bumpy road or a smooth ride, loved ones always have our backs no matter what. Well, except when we make a complete fool of ourselves. Because inevitably, we decide to carry out our most mortifying and baffling ideas that leave spouses mentally wincing and seriously questioning their choices in life.

These wives are no exception. The internet is buzzing with funny and ridiculous mistakes ladies make while trying to spice up their interiors, surprise their partners with gifts, or simply do them a favor. One thing’s clear, though, they didn't mean to embarrass their spouses with their actions, but it just happened. While these women wished the ground would swallow them right up, their partners decided to entertain us by sharing these hilarious blunders with everyone online.

Well, we at Bored Panda are firm believers that laughing off the embarrassment is extremely important. So we scoured the web and collected some of the best examples that show how adorably hilarious marriage can be. So continue scrolling, upvote the pictures that made you laugh, and share your own funny mishaps with us in the comments!

#1

Woke Up And Discovered My Wife Moved Our Coat Stand Yesterday

Woke Up And Discovered My Wife Moved Our Coat Stand Yesterday

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Chucky Cheezburger
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then went to clean the themselves after they crapped their pants.

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Bittersweetie
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't have been startled. This looks exactly like my hubz everyday before coffee.

Leah zzstu Merritt
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would have run out of the room screaming my friggin head off

Fancy that
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In America we just grab our guns.

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Jessany Trotter
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woke up screaming I’m sure! 😅,

Jill Hojnacki
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if anything was left of the window after he attacked the “intruder”.

Sarah Brown
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3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would have had a mini heart attack seeing that. That's just too perfect your wife totally did that on purpose, did you forget to put the toilet seat up again? 😂😂

Brick N Motor
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you shriek like a girl? I would have. 😅

Fancy that
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In 1996 my husband wrote a A college essay where he used the term shriek like a girl. His female professor failed him lol.

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    #2

    Funny Picture Of My Wife Running To Get Out Of The Baby Picture

    Funny Picture Of My Wife Running To Get Out Of The Baby Picture

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    glowworm2
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is adorable. Love the facial expressions on both wife and baby.

    SelkieBlackfysh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baby just watching with that W***y Wonka grin. "Oh mom you dummy."

    Kesam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this so much 🤣

    iseefractals
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'M FINALLY FREE! AHAHAHA!

    Jimichan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, "...Someone’s Day Got Ruined..."???

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    #3

    How To Tell Your Husband You Accidentally Shrank His Favorite Wool Sweater

    How To Tell Your Husband You Accidentally Shrank His Favorite Wool Sweater

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    Nancy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks cute on the cat though

    blobby_grrl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably looks better on the cat anyways...

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    Thee8thsense
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew I'd look so dashing in blue?

    Danish Dynomummy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that...first it was size husband, then size 12 y/o son, then size 6 y/o son and now it belongs to a teddybear lol. But hey, it got my husband to learn how to do laundry AND the teddy looks friggin cute in it, so....

    Paul Marks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey thank you for your contribution to the cat.

    Tom Hanlin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, when I was a kid, I got my favorite sweater vest in JUST THIS WAY. Dad cooked it himself... aside from the very wavy zipper line, it fit me perfectly.

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    According to John Kenny, a relationship empowerment coach, host of The Relationship Guy podcast, and author of The P.E.O.P.L.E. Programme: How to Overcome Your Blocks to Success, there are several reasons why our partners would try and embarrass us, either when we spend time alone or are in the company of others.

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    "Firstly, we need to consider if they are actually trying to embarrass us, or if they are just innocently joking and we are taking what they do or say personally, leading to embarrassment," he told Bored Panda. So if they create discomfort on purpose, these behaviors are usually about putting themselves in a position of control, power, or whatever it is they are trying to meet, the relationship coach explained. If this seems to be the case, our partners may lack tolerance for things that don't fit into their "window of comfort", so they may "seek to make you feel bad because they are unhappy. Redress the balance as it were," Kenny added.

    #4

    My 39-Week Pregnant Wife Went To The Store To “Get Stuff For Dinner”. This Is What She Came Home With

    My 39-Week Pregnant Wife Went To The Store To “Get Stuff For Dinner”. This Is What She Came Home With

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    Tiny Dancer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only problem I see here is the box of cones. Who has time for that nonsense? Just get in my belly!

    Beeps
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shows you she’s well prepared for motherhood.

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never go grocery shopping alone if you're pregnant, hungry or stoned. I once went shopping while stoned *and* hungry - the cashier asked me if I was having a kid's party. I have no kids.

    Darth Vader
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I see this as an absolute win!" -Hulk, Avengers Endgame

    Disturbingly Pragmatic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry...but why is your 39-week pregnant wife running errands? Not gonna lie though...that's my type of dinner.

    John Powers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she used the picture on the cones as the shopping list too

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    #5

    My Wife After A 13 Hour Nursing Shift In The Covid Unit

    My Wife After A 13 Hour Nursing Shift In The Covid Unit

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    BetterBitterButter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of work and the level of craziness she must have dealt with since 2020 deserves everyone's respect and appreciation. I don't know how it is in OP's country but in mine nurses are heavily underpaid. I hope this changes for the better.

    Pam Ives
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom was a nurse in the greater Seattle area. She had 30+ years exp. and a 2 yr degree. When she retired in 2016 she made $62/hour. Given how much bs nurses have to endure, the physical, mental and emotional toal it takes on them, at that rate, she was underpaid. COVID must have made things exponentially harder. Rather than pay nurses (and support staff) pay what they're worth, the insurance industrial complex makes money for a handful of greed heads.

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    James Tartaglione
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but did she get the wine? that's the only important thing

    Wilko Lunenburg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is NOT a fail of the wife. She deserved not only this bottle but much respect!

    Jiminy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart woman, using thick gloves!!

    Lori E
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nurses are all about safety

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    Popcorn_Gremlin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much respect for her! She deserved that megapint <3

    Katherine Haynes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " I am going to get into this f*****g bottle of wine if it's the last thing I do "

    Anjelika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Spain, medicine, and nurse students etc graduated early in the middle of the pandemic, he went to work straight away and yep, completely drained him

    Kat!!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well? did she get her wine??

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    #6

    My Wife Leaves Me Notes In The Morning. I Hope This One’s Not Finished

    My Wife Leaves Me Notes In The Morning. I Hope This One’s Not Finished

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    3 years ago (edited)

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    I get paid more than $120 to $130 every hour for working on the web. I found out about this activity 3 months prior and subsequent to joining this I have earned effectively $15k from this without having internet working abilities Copy underneath site to check it… Www.incomehd.com

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    chaotic awesome
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -the turkey in the oven so i don’t forget to cook it

    Fancy that
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    - You are credit card on the counter so I can have a shopping spree

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    Frankie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a pen. You can finished ... 🤔😏

    Sporsbo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe you should go just to be on the safe side

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sleeping in the dog house my man. Still have to do your manly duties to guard the house.

    Josurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and that was all she wrote...

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    If spouses embrace negative behaviors in public as well, Kenny argued they may wish to appear to be a certain way in front of others. Unfortunately, that can also mean they want you to be seen as incapable, stupid, or simply beneath them. Then, partners may start to pick on things that they know will unsettle you. "They may want others to agree with them in order to validate themselves. What better way than to try and make someone else appear lesser than them?" Moreover, Kenny added to be mindful of gaslighting type behaviors here too, which are cruel and often hidden emotional manipulations in toxic relationships. "[They could try] to get you to back off from a topic or make you feel that your opinion, behavior is questionable," he added.

    #7

    We're Moving. This Is How My Wife Packed The Kid's Dolls

    We're Moving. This Is How My Wife Packed The Kid's Dolls

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    iseefractals
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Acceptable. Don't want to allow a chucky situation, do you?

    Bonnie Buttons
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one under the giant baby kind of looks like Chucky...

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    Falicity Humdinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can only hope she doesn't do the same with the children!

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still hear their screams…

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    #8

    For A Month, I Thought I Lost My Wedding Ring On A Cross-Country Road Trip. I Called Gas Stations, Pawnshops, Searched Lost And Found Post

    For A Month, I Thought I Lost My Wedding Ring On A Cross-Country Road Trip. I Called Gas Stations, Pawnshops, Searched Lost And Found Post

    Finally, I gave up ever seeing it again when we realized it was under my husband's deodorant!

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    Molly Whuppie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this a Wife fail? Seems like the husband would have put the deodorant down on top of the ring.

    Nizumi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed! That's a husband fail. You can't just put a tube on deodorant down on a ring and have it fit perfectly. You can't even put down a tube of deodorant on a ring and not feel the imbalance. You have to either totally not see the ring and slam that deodorant down to jam the ring in there while being lucky to have it align with the slots, or you have to see the ring that you've warned your wife about losing and maliciously jam it in there.

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    Weed in the Garden
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazing that you found it. Who the h*ll looks under their deodorant?

    Question everything
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People that purposefully jam things in the bottom part of it and later pretend to find it?

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    Ezigma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing he didn't finish the stick and throw it out!

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was lucky to spot it under there, I wouldn't have.

    lolliegag69
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad you found it before you threw the empty deodorant away

    Amanda Davids
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing he hasn’t been using it and throwing it out

    Mickie Shea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe hubby was trying to tell her something, which I will not elaborate on.

    Mary Jaye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    consider yourself lucky the bottle was not low and it didn't get thrown away!

    Mary Jaye
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that will teach you to not take it off.

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    #9

    Wife Got Assigned A Random Tag At The DMV. Didn’t Read It Til She Got Home

    Wife Got Assigned A Random Tag At The DMV. Didn’t Read It Til She Got Home

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    Mali Holdaway
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I thought u wern't allowed to say that in florida?!?!?!

    Karin Linhardt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm weirded out by the "In god we trust" on the license plate, but I guess that's just me.

    Wendy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that version is a specialty plate. In other words, this post is a lie - this was not "accidental".

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    Adam Eve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Followed by a car with the tag N0U AR3

    kat lia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the 6 is a little bit off.

    Bear
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, yoo gay,,,no yoo gay

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    But as you’re scrolling through this list, you’ll notice that the actions of our loved ones can cause us secondhand embarrassment. After all, serious relationships sometimes make us see our partners as a part of us. When they do something positive and worthy of applause, we feel a boost of self-esteem too. So naturally, when they do something we see as embarrassing, we quickly feel our cheeks turning bright red.

    #10

    My Wife Helped Me Sunscreen My Back At Beach Day Today. Twice

    My Wife Helped Me Sunscreen My Back At Beach Day Today. Twice

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    Randolph Croft
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't really love you. Have fun with that.

    Adam Eve
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she do it from a distance with an old mop or what?

    Lazy Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been burned by this one and now I keep standing there asking my husband “did you get the *tops* of my shoulders too? Is it all the way to the edge of my swimsuit? Under the straps because they’ll move a little…”

    Austin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are supposed to rub spray sunscreen in.

    Celesta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A surprising number of people don't realize this. I've seen it happen a lot

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    Flopsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sunscreen do you use? That is some potent stuff!

    Thee8thsense
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wanted to call you tiger.

    Brick N Motor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She halfway loves you. Better then zero amount.

    Jiminy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you feel that? I would have felt that. (Not the sun, but the many missing areas I mean.)

    Mika N
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great advertisement for the power of sunscreen?

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    #11

    Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For

    Not Sure The Wife Understands What Freezer Bags Are For

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    Deson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, assuming you have the space then that makes them easy to find.

    Troux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you guys....like ice cubes?

    Brick N Motor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shes just pre freezing them. Also,by the looks of it theres plenty of room for 20 more boxes. Ha

    ewa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually a brilliant idea!

    James Pasquini
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, they can bag all the ice cubes and start another batch! lol

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    Not A Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a good idea, because you always know where they are. Not a fail. Smart.

    Tiny Dancer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she just wanted to draw attention to the massive amount of ice cubes. It's a cry for help!

    Nimues Child
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you know where they are when you need them.

    spirit wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh she does....she know's exactly where the freezer bags are when she needs it and it's ideally convenient. Win I say, win!

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    #12

    Wife Lost A Sewing Needle In The Carpet And I Found It A Few Days Later

    Wife Lost A Sewing Needle In The Carpet And I Found It A Few Days Later

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    Juan Ghote
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes are watering just looking at that XRAY...

    RaroaRaroa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just wondering how in the hell it got that deep in there.

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    iseefractals
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my mother was 7 years old, she stepped on a "broken" sewing needle, her father pulled out half a needle from her heel, no one thought anything of it again....until she was about 30....and the other half of the needle emerged from her hip.

    Mary Rogers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she didn't feel it all that time? Wow.

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    Court Jester
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ****cringe, shutter, whince****

    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same thing happen as a teenager!!! It broke when I stepped on it and we couldn't find the other half. A month or so later, I was on the sofa with my feet propped up on the coffee table. Mom noticed a lump between my big toe and the next one. We felt around it but couldn't figure out what it was. Went to the doctor the next day. She took an x-ray and yep, it was the other half of the needle that traveled up my foot. She did a nerve block right there in the office, cut my foot open (Mom almost fainted) and took it out. There was no major damage except now there is a vein that is dying and my current doctor says that may be the cause. That was 48 years ago.

    Mary Brommerich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there, done this... yah, ouch.

    Craig Walker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used my knee to find my Mom's needle when I was 8. Took two surgeries to get it out.

    Heather W
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. A needle in the carpet is like "Where's Waldo" where Waldo gets to stab you in the end.

    Penny Harrison
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my. I do recall my dad finding my sewing needle in exactly the same way. Not my fault my mom put the sewing machine next to the master bedroom door!

    Memere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I keep a good magnet in my sewing kit. I stepped on a rusty pin when I was a kid, but luckily we got it out. My mom was a nurse & got a tetanus shot from the doctor for me - this was in 1960 & she was able to bring it home & give the shot to me. I've been super careful ever since then!

    ℙ𝕦𝕣𝕣_𝕞𝕒𝕚𝕕
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time when I was looking for a needle to sew with, I 'found' one by stepping on it barefoot. It was sticking point-side down in the carpet, meaning it entered my skin on the end with the eye. It went in about halfway needles-s to say.

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    According to the relationship coach, we feel ashamed of someone's actions when their behaviors are embarrassing and unacceptable to us. "You may not necessarily agree with, support, or condone their actions, but to feel embarrassed comes entirely from within you." Kenny stated that we can feel thrust into the spotlight when our partner’s behavior is inappropriate and especially if we can tell this from the reaction of those around us.

    "For example, if your partner flirts with someone else in front of you and your friends, everyone will probably see this as unacceptable behavior and it will be an embarrassing situation for you, even though it is them that are behaving inappropriately," he explained.

    #13

    I’ve Accidentally Shrunk My Husband's Jacket. Husband For Scale

    I’ve Accidentally Shrunk My Husband's Jacket. Husband For Scale

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    Kimmi Patterson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now you have to accidentally have a kid, to wear the tiny coat.

    Thomas Biorogue
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS on this one. There's no way it shrank that dang much.

    Memere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH, it can happen - I had a really nice 100% wool sweater that got washed in hot water. It was a women's size 10 (medium) and when it came out of the washer it was a child size 10!

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    Court Jester
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Shut the cupboard door, it's giving me anxiety.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just KNOW a hand with long serrated claws is going to reach out of there any minute now.

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    UpQuarkDownQuark
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without a banana for scale, I can’t tell how large either of them are.

    Troux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you made your husband a handsome bolero.

    katz up!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I initially read husband for sale..

    Clarisse
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just shrink the husband #problemsolved

    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually benefited for these "accidents" as a teenager lol.

    Sporsbo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange looking banana

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    #14

    This Is What Defeat Looks Like

    This Is What Defeat Looks Like

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    Terence McGuire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else think she could really just use a hug and some takeout?

    Emma A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs a hug and takeaways

    Victor Trejo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm no expert but I'm sure the cat was the culprit. Have no proof but no doubts either.

    Ben Moss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve tripped over my silent, underfoot cats enough times im certain it was the cat

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    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to my mum once. We were really poor and she dropped our dinner - a shepherd's pie. The only time I heard the poor woman say 'sh!t'. Quite justifiably in my opinion!! We did have cats but farm cats... so they missed out!

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    Thee8thsense
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Defeat for wife, delight and deliciousness for cat.

    Derek Dufrane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the cat be like I'm gonna get mine

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could have been much worse. That pot could have shattered into pieces. We've all been here.

    Riley Warrick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time my little brother was helping mom make supper. He dropped the crockpot base on his foot. Another time, he dropped it and it shattered ( Not in his foot, thank God!)

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    Mali Holdaway
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there . . . Done that . . . The dog is a more effective floor cleaner!!!

    Badgers Nadgers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure that taking a photo is an appropriate act at that point in time

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    #15

    Wife Wanted To Get Down Our Christmas Tree From The Attic. I Told Her Not To Step On The Drywall. She Later Admitted That She Didn’t Know What Drywall Was

    Wife Wanted To Get Down Our Christmas Tree From The Attic. I Told Her Not To Step On The Drywall. She Later Admitted That She Didn’t Know What Drywall Was

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    Erin Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is something I've done. Siblings and I were playing hide and seek. We ran up to the attic to hide and 9yr old me thought "Hmm if I lay between the rafters that would be the perfect hiding spot." Next thing I remember Im waking up in the hospital a couple of days later bc the floor gave way and I slammed headfirst into the garage floor. But I was RIGHT though! My sister said she stepped on on me and thought I was a bag of clothes lmao.

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    Yayheterogeneity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are ceilings in America this way? Just to safe money? And do you have ways where you can step onto? It's weird.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of rooves are like this in Australia too. You are only supposed to step on the joists (I think that's the word). Many houses, because you are not expecting to use the roof space permanently you don't need to lay it like a floor. Really, you should still be putting insulation in, but most people don't because they want to use the space for storage. In the house I grew up, we had a flat roof, so no space between the ceiling and roof really, yet you still could only step on the raised bits of the roof if you were up there cleaning the gutter or whatever, because even if you didn't fall through, you could create leaks. It costs a lot more making a lining out of thicker materials, so when you aren't using it as an extra room, there seems no reason to do more to it.

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    Jane Stone
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time just help her get it

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to put some floor boards down in the attic!

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you reach adulthood without knowing you can't step on that?

    Karolina Brzozowska
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy, living in a country where houses aren't made of paper ;)

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    Miss Ann Thrope
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the way you stopped to take a photo first.

    Brick N Motor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats more like dry floor or dry ceiling. All depends on which side youre looking at. Eitherway its nobodys fault or both your faults. 😂😂😂

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    Well, it looks like the possibilities for spouses to embarrass one another are virtually endless. While on certain occasions we might laugh it off, constant feelings of embarrassment can lead to restless arguments and even more serious problems in the relationship. But Kenny argued that it does not always have to be the case. He explained that these behaviors would only carry on as normal when we fail to address the issue and give our permission for them to continue.

    We have to communicate with our partners about problems that bother us to create an even stronger and more resilient partnership. However, they might not always agree with our observations. "This can lead to heated arguments if this is the dynamic of the relationship," Kenny noted. "Heated arguments can also ensue if things are allowed to build up, as it isn't just about the one incident and emotions have built up inside, only addressed when ready to burst. It can point to bigger issues within the relationship — lack of openness, codependency, poor communication, power imbalances, and so on."

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    #16

    I Don't Know What To Do. My Browser History Just Revealed That My Wife Is Cheating

    I Don't Know What To Do. My Browser History Just Revealed That My Wife Is Cheating

    klam00 Report

    Joe Average
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that is your worst marital problem you are I great shape! ;)

    Tybalt P.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kahoots without that damn GoGuardian be like:

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clear... divorce this cheater... I'm sure the judge will agree if he's a scrabble player...

    Sarah Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with cheating on games 😂😂 I'm an avid game cheater. My partner knows it so he doesn't get surprised anymore lol

    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as both players agree that Scrabble Helper is the allowed dictionary for challenges, this is not cheating. Standard Scrabble rules. Psh.

    Jeannette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't play Scrabble anymore...

    Bear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you did there

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    #17

    So About 6 Years Ago I Lost My Wedding Ring. I Ended Up Getting A Tattoo Rather Than Replacing It

    So About 6 Years Ago I Lost My Wedding Ring. I Ended Up Getting A Tattoo Rather Than Replacing It

    We have moved twice since then and live in different states. My wife just found it in an old purse.

    mprince25 Report

    Aroha
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone I know lost his ring. Five years and two moves later, one day it just suddenly rolled across the floor like he had just dropped it. There was no one there, and he was sitting down. CREEPY.

    Juan Ghote
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Due to my work I'm unable to wear a wedding ring. After some 30+ years of marriage I've worn it maybe half dozen times.

    Lillian Swaim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and why was she holding it for you? Did he not have pockets??

    Mel Rupp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In no way, shape, or form a wife fail.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad she found your ring and awesome you'd tattoo a ring on your finger.

    Lori E
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    3 years ago

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    #18

    Moved Our Extremely Heavy King Bed Headboard For The First Time In 5 Years. Guess Which Side My Wife Sleeps On

    Moved Our Extremely Heavy King Bed Headboard For The First Time In 5 Years. Guess Which Side My Wife Sleeps On

    mranthr0pic Report

    yellowphantom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take that over the booger walls we would find by the kids' beds

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's all you found under the bed after 5 years? Not a single sock? No secret candy wrappers?

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be the cat's stash place. That's what I thought it was at first.

    JNo3277
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s where all the hair ties go! 😀😀

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a moment thought you had ten cats….

    Wilko Lunenburg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more worried about who (or what) sleeps on the other side.

    Susie Gould
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good grief, at first glance I thought these were condoms!

    My Name Here
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh thank god, I thought those were condoms!

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    Of course, there are always ways to become better at handling these situations and prevent them from spiraling into long-lasting disputes. "Firstly, when we are embarrassed, we need to check in with ourselves: 'Do I need to feel this way about this situation?' If I do, then there is clearly something I am uncomfortable with or unhappy about and it needs to be addressed. Don't let it go, don't allow your negative emotions about this type of reaction to grow so that you suffer it or explode when you have had enough."

    Instead, he advised saying something like, "I don't think/feel that it is appropriate/acceptable to …". Then, explain to your loved one how you would like them to act in the future and have a discussion about behaviors that you would be more comfortable with.

    #19

    Wifey Bought Popcorn Because We Have A Microwave In The Hotel Room

    Wifey Bought Popcorn Because We Have A Microwave In The Hotel Room

    iamcba Report

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it’s better to store your popcorn in the safe than to microwave your passport and laptop.

    Paul Marks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that microwave requires a credit card!

    Tybalt P.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened in Diary of a Wimpy Kid! They went on a road trip and Rodrick though that the safe was a microwave and put a frozen pizza in there. Funny to see it happen in real life!

    Katchen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I immediately thought of Diary of a Wimpy Kid! So funny for parents and kids.

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    Yvette Desmarais
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't notice it was on the floor of the closet?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones on cruise ships are inside the cabinets.

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    Tinaaa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a challenger, all right

    Erik Ivan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the safe in a hotel room is usually about as easy to open as a micro.

    Manon Scully
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We once left slices of pizza there.

    Todoroki Simp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me way too long to realize

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    #20

    My Wife Likes To Keep Dog Food Beside Coffee Beans. Guess What I Did At 5:30 Am This Morning

    My Wife Likes To Keep Dog Food Beside Coffee Beans. Guess What I Did At 5:30 Am This Morning

    Chaosbutters87 Report

    Juan Ghote
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noooooo... Very bad start to the day...

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must have the tiniest dog ever. That would be breakfast for my two pups.

    Jason Marin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part of waking up is Kibbles in your cup.

    Erin Mitchell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless your dog only eats a couple of spoonfuls per meal, how is that useful?

    Zophra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet this person woke up though.

    Amanda Davids
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How small is that dog and how long did he stay up? I need to know!

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    #21

    My Wife Wonders Why The Vacuum Hasn't Been Working

    My Wife Wonders Why The Vacuum Hasn't Been Working

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    Juan Ghote
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live with a family full of ppl with long hair and regularly need to give the vacuum a hair cut...

    ami
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The vacuum has a wig :D

    Weed in the Garden
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like another human in there!

    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have really long hair and had to occasionally give the vacuum a hair cut.

    Notuolos
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to find this out through experience too.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. The roller and brush need to be cleaned out each time you vacuum.

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate dealing with that.

    Fredrika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use scissors, that's easiest

    JessG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would hope that would be pretty obvious...(although, maybe I shouldn't give everyone that much credit)

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    "This is a 'pink flag' type of issue and will become a red flag if you address it and their actions do not change. If you find that you are easily embarrassed by things, then you may be struggling from self-worth issues and your sense of self is easily undermined," he added. "Shame could be an underlying emotion you have never dealt with and so you can embarrass more commonly than others you know," Kenny concluded by saying this could lead to you taking on too much responsibility on others' behalf and could have a toll on your emotional wellbeing.

    #22

    "It's Always So Cold In Our House. Our Furnace Sucks" - Wife, Jan 2020, -32C

    "It's Always So Cold In Our House. Our Furnace Sucks" - Wife, Jan 2020, -32C

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    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She does know what those are for right?

    M K Shaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of curiosity, why is this a WIFE fail? Don't you both live in this house?

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a wife fail if the wife is the one covering every vent & the husband goes around uncovering them all the time or reminding her not to put things there. yeah they share a house, but they don't share a brain.

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    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the opposite side of the scale, my sister and I grew up with swamp coolers during hot weather. When she moved out, she got apartments with air conditioning. So one day after moving again she called me up complaining that the swamp cooler (instead of air conditioning) wasn't working right. I asked her if she had opened a window. She didn't remember that swamp coolers bring air in from the OUTSIDE, unlike air conditioning. Despite having spent more than 18 years in a house with a swamp cooler.

    Court Jester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She does know what those venty things are for right??

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some guys prefer the company of intelligent women. Not this guy.

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think you need to teach her what a heat vent is.

    Suzanne Haigh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it all the wife's fault, does he not live there?

    Aussie Bloke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think your wife is trying to accidentally on purpose burn the house down...

    Lillian Swaim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he not live with her? Is he not able to moving things himself?

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    #23

    My Wife Tossed A Pile Of Laundry Into The Dryer. Along With A Brand New Box Of 500 Dryer Sheets

    My Wife Tossed A Pile Of Laundry Into The Dryer. Along With A Brand New Box Of 500 Dryer Sheets

    _Scipio_Africanus Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the laundry needs to smell EXTRA fresh!

    Shashonie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those clothes are tefloned at this point.

    Porch santa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The freshness of DREAMS.

    Deann Culver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend accidentally knocked an entire box of these into the washer without knowing it. It took awhile to figure out what those little white pieces of "things" were all over the wet clothes. What a mess.

    Trash_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds like a nightmare and also something I would do.

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    Dominique Na
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you cleaned the lint trap very well after with soap and water and air dry it...too much on the trap can cause a dryer fire...the firefighters told me so while they tried to figure out what started ours

    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Static free and smelling wonderful.

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is some serious softening.

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    #24

    My Wife Isn't Great At Measurements And Ordered A 28" Pizza For The Two Of Us

    My Wife Isn't Great At Measurements And Ordered A 28" Pizza For The Two Of Us

    her_vness Report

    Nancy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least you'll have left overs for a while

    Glittery Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this a fail. More pizza = win

    Daniel Yamada
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wouldn't be any problem for me.

    Repo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for you she isnt big on measurements

    iseefractals
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an appropriate amount. When i was about 15 i ate half of a 36in pizza (gotta love the NJ boardwalk) in one sitting. Munchies may have been a motivating factor

    Rustella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen a pizza that big!!! I want one.

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    #25

    Put My Fries Next To My Husband's Ashtray In The Car. Continued To Browse On My Phone While Blindly Grabbing Fries And Stuffing Them In My Mouth

    Put My Fries Next To My Husband's Ashtray In The Car. Continued To Browse On My Phone While Blindly Grabbing Fries And Stuffing Them In My Mouth

    I don't want to talk about the rest.

    jones-of-art Report

    Len Hill
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yuk. Do people still smoke in cars?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't. Or in my house. Also, I've reduced from 30/day to 10/day and on my way to quitting completely. (Unfortunately, I grew up in a house where everyone smoked heavily.)

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    Valerie Smart
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe put down the phone for one hot second ?

    K E REILLY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean either he smoke a lot, or this should be cleaned out more. Also, she'll never blindly stuff stuff in her mouth, that's a shock to the system 😂

    eve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And hope you weren't driving while eating fries and browsing...😳

    UpQuarkDownQuark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate smoking, but I’ll give him this: those butts are in the ashtray and not thrown out the window.

    Bear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at a party and grabbed the wrong beer, that had been used as a ashtray

    Emanuel Ortiz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that car smells like a dead wet dog.

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... hope that made you quit smoking...

    Amanda Davids
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel bad for you. His nasty habit and you payed the price. This is a husband fail.

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    #26

    My Wife Doesn't Know I'm Working From Home Today. This Is My Wife, Working On Her Novel. Expected Release Date 2052

    My Wife Doesn't Know I'm Working From Home Today. This Is My Wife, Working On Her Novel. Expected Release Date 2052

    craigstone_ Report

    Wilko Lunenburg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thinking hard about the main character getting sunburned?

    Bobby Sammons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. I write and when I read back I can always tell when I was writing while tired. My leading character starts yawning!

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    Nakura Orihara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an author myself sometimes you need to do things like this to help sort thoughts

    LagoonaBlueColleen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. My daughter is wanting to be an author. She's had multiple burn outs and writer's block so far, has an idea currently and working on figuring out characters, plots and the type of book she wants to create. Similar to being an artist. Creators just have a different, spontaneous productivity schedule than the 9-5.

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    Taki Takanashi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not sunbathing, she's just getting inspiration.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, if you just sit and write then you do a lot of wasted writing. She COULD be working out plotline kinks in her brain... or she might not be, who can tell haha

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Thinking about the writing first streamlines the process. And a few minutes of sun is healthy, so she's actually multitasking. This man ought to be proud his wife is so efficient

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    Cara G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do NOT disturb her process!

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You probably want to let her know you're in the house sometime, before she mistakes you for an intruder!

    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's enjoying the spoiled house cat life.

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go pour some suncream on that back... for instructions see #8

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    #27

    "I Also Got Wrong How Many Years It Has Been"

    "I Also Got Wrong How Many Years It Has Been"

    sarasheridan Report

    blobby_grrl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh. this is actually pretty sad that he put effort in and she completely forgot. hope she at least did something nice for him after she found out it WAS their anniversary....

    Taki Takanashi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She says it's a tradition, so they probably just laugh about it and continue with their lives, things don't need to be perfect for people to be happy.

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    Scotira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I are usually reminded a day after our wedding anniversary by my MIL. She always asks if we had a nice day and I usually wisper to my husband: s*it, honey we forgot again 😅🤣🙈

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar - we know it's our anniversary when my mum texts to wish us a good one.

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    Octavia Hansen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't put much stock into anniversaries . . . we are there 364 days, so what if one is missed?

    AndThenICommented
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Year before last I kept talking about our anniversary and how excited I was. I was also working 12-14 hour days on a project - day of I walked upstairs to a beautiful meal and rose petals everywhere. It was halfway through I realised that it wasn’t a random act of kindness/support and I had forgotten our anniversary on the actual day

    Cathy Hurd
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Married 35 years in September. We remembered our 1st anniversary (only because we had a fight). Neither one of us has remembered one since.

    Elizabeth Scarborough
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We’ve forgotten our anniversary 3 times in a row. We both realize about a couple weeks later. It’s all good since we both forget. We can’t get mad at one another since we both do it equally. We just chalk it up to having a great marriage and every day is a celebration. He is my best friend, we took our time getting to know each other and married 6 years later.

    Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a running joke every year for us. I never remembered. Even now I have issues remembering, and we've been married since 1996

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each anniversary one of us gives a card to the other one. Not sure we’ve ever exchanged cards the same year or not. Been together 30 years.

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    #28

    Wife Decided We Needed A HEPA Filter In Our Bedroom. She Picked It Out And Set It Up. Has Been Saying That She Doesn't Think It Works

    Wife Decided We Needed A HEPA Filter In Our Bedroom. She Picked It Out And Set It Up. Has Been Saying That She Doesn't Think It Works

    6 months later, I decided to change the filter... I blame myself.

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least now there's a spare one.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I'd blame her, she's a grown-up..

    Rick Hoppenbrouwer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it isn't only men who don't read instructions.

    Bear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a video of a woman who had a cabinet for years, which she thought was a blue colour. Then one day the protective blue film started to peel off, and she suddenly has a whole new colour scheme of grey.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, that filter, even after six months is like new.

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you are BOTH handicapped.

    #29

    My Wife Meant To Send Me That Message And Accidentally Sent It To The Woman She Was About To Have A Phone Interview With For A Job

    My Wife Meant To Send Me That Message And Accidentally Sent It To The Woman She Was About To Have A Phone Interview With For A Job

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    BetterBitterButter
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they s*at for the job interview or not?

    Joe Average
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I refuse to put work contacts in my personal phone. I'd end up sending a dumb joke to my boss. So I wonder if she got the job?

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even weirder is that this isn't a case of texting the wrong number... that isn't a text message service. that's instagram's dm system. who the heck discusses a job over instagram?!

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    Linda Marrs-Patterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh My Gosh I can relate to this. I once sent an abrasive email to the person I was talking about. She was very gracious about it. To my face anyway

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh c**p, I'm sorry, that wasn't meant for you!"

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is funny... and embarrassing!

    BasedWang12.2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay but why TF would the husband not flush

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    #30

    Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands

    Asked Wife To Pick Up Some Bleach While She Was Out Doing Errands

    Her exact words after I looked at this was “It was a little pricy but at least it smells good and not like all the other bleach”.

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    Evan Sloane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do so many of these seem like what I would do?

    Lillian Swaim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because calling these "Wife fails" is stupid, these are HUMAN fails.

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    Linda Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a septic system so I can't use bleach. This lysol laundry sanitizer is great stuff. A little dab will do ya.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always buy for beauty and scent rather than functionally. At least home will smell good and be attractive.

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it still help against Covid though?

    kim morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the smell of bleach. Bleaches sheets is one of the best scents in the world.

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've been conditioned to associate color with product, so if her attention was distracted she reached for he familiar pattern.

    Celesta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me fair, that looks very much like a bleach bottle for something with no bleach.

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Why is anyone still using bleach? It's evil s**t for many reasons and I've yet to find a situation where anything can't be cleaned by other methods.

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disinfecting is a good thing. So's having white clothes actually white.

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    K Tigress
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    3 years ago

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    Make your own bleach and it will smell good. Look for "make your own natural bleach with lemon scent."

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The recipe is: get some bleach. And add a lemon.

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    #31

    When You Try To Surprise Your Husband For His Birthday But You Forget The “B” So It’s Just A Normal “Happy Day”

    When You Try To Surprise Your Husband For His Birthday But You Forget The “B” So It’s Just A Normal “Happy Day”

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    Funhog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can be used year round!

    Yayheterogeneity
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh happy day! Oh happy dahaay 🎶

    Mary Jaye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its the thought that counts

    Lisa S-F
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like this better 😊

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's still really cute.

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    #32

    This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

    This Is How My Wife Decided To Unpack Her New Cable

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    Badgers Nadgers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that sort of packaging is truly naff

    Gianna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not cable, its a charger.

    Sivi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut side cut side TT_TT

    Anne McKinney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a special place in hell for whomever invented blister packs!

    O.M.Miki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that packaging is so hard though - i could totally see myself get annoyed and doing the same thing.,

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    #33

    Wife Bought A New Plant Pot And Put It On The Shelf Over The Toilet. And Hour Later We Heard A Crash

    Wife Bought A New Plant Pot And Put It On The Shelf Over The Toilet. And Hour Later We Heard A Crash

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    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be thankful no one was on the toilet when that happened...

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one heavy pot to cause that much toilet damage

    Joybug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. I wouldn't want to sit under something that heavy.

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    M Rob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder who put up the unstable shelf?

    Porch santa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The toilet is now a pot

    Court Jester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that certainly went to pot. (Sh!t, I wanted to say Sh!t.)

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looked at the picture before reading...Was thinking someone had taco bell and took one he!! of a powerful $h!t

    lolliegag69
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have to pee immediately after it happened

    CelticElff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man, toilets are EXPENSIVE. That was a painful lesson.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially this kind, with the flush button in the lid of the tank!

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    Id row
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one had me cringing. Putting in a new toilet is a hassle.

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    #34

    Happy Father’s Day To The Best. I Was Supposed To Cook This Feast But He Let Me Nap. When I Woke Up, He Had Cooked His Own Celebratory Dinner

    Happy Father’s Day To The Best. I Was Supposed To Cook This Feast But He Let Me Nap. When I Woke Up, He Had Cooked His Own Celebratory Dinner

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    Yeah, you heard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wife was supposed to cook feast for husband on fathers day. Instead, wife slept, and husband had to cook it for himself. If genders were reversed, people might be quick to call him lazy and tell her she deserves better. Celebrating the partner who saved the day is much nicer though <3

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celebrates by giving you some much needed nap time - marriage win!!

    Lu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a husband I’ll admit it - cooking in a blue moon we expect way toooo much credit lol.

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fathers day, so it supposed to be treated with his favorite dinner by his wife. Instead she took a nap, he didn't want to wake her up so instead make the dinner himself. No biggie, but cute.

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    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! Could Dad be happier with two blondes who adore him.

    Susanne B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they were cooked well he is certainly the best

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    #35

    My Wife Gave Me This For Our Anniversary, She Swears Its A "Pick"

    My Wife Gave Me This For Our Anniversary, She Swears Its A "Pick"

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    Yayheterogeneity
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, what is wrong here? I don't get it.

    Kel_how
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ten years later, I'd still d**k you" instead of "pick you"

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    Adam Eve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the d1ck joke, but not sure that's even that useful as a pick! I will take the first offer I think, save me some strings

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might get a cool sound out of it, though.

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    Mia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well both are compliments, aren't they?!

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, we don't judge...yall do yall and have fun. 👍😜

    Lisa H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, either way that's good to know, right?

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    #36

    My Husband Asked Me To Heat Up The Croissant And That He Wanted It Very Crunchy. I Guess I Nailed It

    My Husband Asked Me To Heat Up The Croissant And That He Wanted It Very Crunchy. I Guess I Nailed It

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will keep a small room warm on slow burn.

    NotaKaren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was a slug at first glance!

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you have 3 functions on the oven: microwave, hot air, grill.... You chose the first?

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    #37

    Bought Some Electric Clippers To Give Myself A Quarantine Cut. Asked My Wife To Help Me Trim Up The Back

    Bought Some Electric Clippers To Give Myself A Quarantine Cut. Asked My Wife To Help Me Trim Up The Back

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    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fine, just colour that bit in with a black sharpie. no one will know.

    iseefractals
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 10 years ago i wanted to die my hair blue. Which meant i needed to bleach it first, a process i've done myself many, many times before. Vasaline along the hair line to prevent staining, slather it my head and comb it through. Always perfect, takes about 2 minutes to apply. Well, at this point dark brown hair was past my shoulders in length, and my wife likes to "help" In fact she insists whether it's welcome or not. She proceeded to apply bleach with one of those little brushes meant for touching up roots. It took her 25 minutes. My hair was a mixture of clearly damaged white, graduating to baby food carrot orange. I had to shave my head. Exactly as i expected, and told my wife 5 minutes in.

    Lori E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've sadly done this to my husband. Wanting to help but not really knowing what I'm doing is not a good combo😕

    Dilly Millandry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this to mine as well, though I always cut his hair and so do know what I'm doing usually! The cutter guard pinged off and 'whoops' stripe up the back of his head!!

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    lolliegag69
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was shaving my husbands hair once with a guard on. Had to take it off to get around the ears etc. Noticed it wasn't even in the back. Went back to it and was stunned to see bald spots where I had forgotten to put the guard back on lol. Luckily my husband is a good sport, but I felt terrible.

    Bee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is nobody gonna talk about how the picture on the phone is the sam as the picture in the post??

    Kati H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he is taking a picture in front of a mirror in selfie mode, so it kind of has to be the same picture.

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    Carol A. Rosenzweig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ronco makes a handy-dandy product that will fix that with a simple spray.

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the trade that is called secret or hidden shade. the mark of an exquisite barber.

    Steven Meyer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never give your wife the hair clippers after a fight where you are in the wrong…

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    #38

    Wife Tried To Clean My Cast Iron. How Much Alimony Should I Get

    Wife Tried To Clean My Cast Iron. How Much Alimony Should I Get

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    Matthew Wilkins
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just re-season it (i.e. scour it, lightly oil it and bake it in the oven at high temperature) - rust removed, black non stick coating restored. That's the beauty on cast iron and you don't get Teflon poisoning when using it.

    Lori E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So today, I learned about the properties of cast iron and why people love it so much🙂

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the end of the world. You need to sand off the rust and then oil and bake.

    Tara fenimore
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw it in the oven set it on clean and reseason it. Problem solved.

    James Bridwell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A great thing about cast iron is that it is almost impossible to permant ruin it.

    Mali Holdaway
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fixable . . . Salt and elbow grease!!!

    Trisec
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I feel your pain. Mail it to me - I can help.

    MalP
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubs did that ONCE. He had that seasoned pan looking like a mirror.....

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    #39

    My Wife Left A Pen In Her Pants Pocket

    My Wife Left A Pen In Her Pants Pocket

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    Nancy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done that before, it's worst if you have chalk in your pocket

    Daniel Yamada
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be worse. I did it with a big piece of blue chalk in my pocket.

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    Melissa Peck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always check pockets. Kleenex in your pockets is bad too, just not this bad!

    Gabrielle Russell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as bad as crayons… my sister and I did that one as kids, and actually lost crayon privileges for a little while. Every pocket gets thoroughly searched for the first few weeks after such an incident.

    lolliegag69
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my kids were still at home my daughter left a red one in her pants when she was doing laundry. Brand new dryer too. Kids

    Amanda Davids
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother did this in grade school. The only thing it ruined was my light blue private school dress. It was dark blue ink and never came out.

    Sarah Bell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids left a paint pen in their pocket . They weren't supposed to have in the first place . Husband did laundry, never checks pants pockets. Our dryer looked exactly like this and they ruined a ton of clothing , all covered in black spots . I'm taking brand new expensive clothing for winter thst my mother bought for them as a gift. I was extremely brassed off at the lot of them . This is after my husband took a blanket off of the couch and our sons iPad was wrapped up in the blanket and he just shoved it in the wash . Ruined it too . Glad we had insurance through Amazon and it wasn't very expensive but he apparently still hasn't learned his lesson

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my kids did this, years ago, on the maiden voyage of our brand new dryer! took four cans of hairspray to clean up the mess.

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    #40

    My Wife Ate Every Single Marshmallow In A Family-Sized Box Of Count Chocula. Every Single One

    My Wife Ate Every Single Marshmallow In A Family-Sized Box Of Count Chocula. Every Single One

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    Margrete Sonnenberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this why some cereals brands just sell the marshmallows.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people who do this, it's okay if you live on your own but they are the ruiner of everyone else's enjoyment. Selfish and entitled..

    Court Jester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pssst, you can buy just the marshmallows.

    Jessica Bower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is next level munchies at mid night. Question is - did she touch all the cereal to get to the marshmallows?

    Tiny Dancer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, that's very clearly grounds for divorce. Sorry, I do not make the rules.

    Alan Foster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to appreciate her commitment to this project.

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    #41

    My Wife Putting This Peanut Butter In The Trash Because It’s Empty

    My Wife Putting This Peanut Butter In The Trash Because It’s Empty

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    Snowfoxrox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, we have a dog...when we get down to the last bits, she cleans it out for us lol.

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! If my dog hears me scraping the last bits out of the jar she's in the kitchen in seconds.

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    Kathy Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a rubber spatula and have enough peanut butter for two sandwiches

    Hermien Greeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To clean out the jar, scoop some vanilla ice cream in there and enjoy!

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you're my favorite person ever. i'm coming over with chocolate sauce, let's make it a party!!

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    Lisa Valen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be partly full. Depends whether you're a pessimist or an optimist.

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does this. Tosses the chocolate milk mix when there is still an inch of mix in the container. Same with cartons of milk. Throws away the toilet paper roll when it still has 1/4 inch of TP on it.

    Storm Rise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's at least two more PB&Js in that jar! Hmmmm..... now I want a PB&J! :-D

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    #42

    I Am A Menace To Society. My Dumb Pregnancy Brain Accidentally Ordered My Husband A Burrito With No Tortilla

    I Am A Menace To Society. My Dumb Pregnancy Brain Accidentally Ordered My Husband A Burrito With No Tortilla

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    Lisa Valen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She asked for a burrito with no tortilla. They sent what she ordered.

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    Lazy Panda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s just a burrito bowl without a bowl!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a deconstructed burrito?

    Josh Dorsett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that bad. It still looks delicious

    Helderder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a bit to much sauce to my liking

    Juan Ghote
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing wrong with cutting the carbs out.

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've discussed this one many times. Grab the tortilla chips, you have 7 layer dip

    Ashley Schriber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, some restaurants sell these and call them "burrito bowls."

    ami
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still looks nice

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    #43

    My Wife Using An Outlet

    My Wife Using An Outlet

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it didn't really connect.

    Adam Eve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh damn.... Exploding lithium ion in 5...4...3...2

    Lori E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I feel about ALL technology

    Sea cucumber (They/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm embarrassed to say it took me a moment to see what was wrong.

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    #44

    Came Home From Work. Wife Said Bedroom Was Humid So She Turned On The Dehumidifier. Look Over At The Window And Notice She Has A Humidifier Running

    Came Home From Work. Wife Said Bedroom Was Humid So She Turned On The Dehumidifier. Look Over At The Window And Notice She Has A Humidifier Running

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    Stimpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let them battle it out

    Tybalt P.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard a joke about that once but I forgot who said it

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    Fluffy Griffin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... technically I think that's a diffuser. So it does put water into the air, but its main purpose is aroma.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While they are forced to live together in captivity, in the wild the common humidifier and dehumidifier are mortal enemies

    Sue Phillips
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thunderdome. 2 enter, 1 leaves.

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    #45

    My Wife Worked For An Hour On This Peach Crisp And Burst Into Tears Right Before My Parents Showed Up To Our House

    My Wife Worked For An Hour On This Peach Crisp And Burst Into Tears Right Before My Parents Showed Up To Our House

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    Jenna Anderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not to mention ruining the pricey Emile Henry dish.

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would still be shouting f-bombs!

    Archer Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OH YAA, I have made this before and I would probably just die if I did that.

    Amy S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd pull a "Joey Tribbiani" by getting out a fork and eating it off the floor.

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give her a big hug and tell her it looked really good....

    Mickie Shea
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had six seconds to scoop it up, then microwave and serve.

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    #46

    My Lovely Wife Bought A New Screen And A Cat Door To Go In It. Took A Few Hours And She Was So So Proud Of Herself

    My Lovely Wife Bought A New Screen And A Cat Door To Go In It. Took A Few Hours And She Was So So Proud Of Herself

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    Molly Whuppie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't you just flip it over? Handle would still be on the same side.

    Morgan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't work like that unfortunately

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    Jessica Bower
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider cat spider cat does whatever a spider cat does.

    ThumbsUpGuy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good practice for the next one

    Mary Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, cats DO climb, but they might have trouble opening it...

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a cat that would still be able to use that door. She's a climber!

    Denver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What you do here is build a ramp or climbing tower for you car on both sides.

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet the cat could still use it.

    Stymied Egan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the screen out and see if you can replace it the right way. It might not since it's stretched but at least it won't be that big an expense to replace the screening, again.

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    #47

    I See Your Puppy Throwing Up On Ride Home, And Raise You Our Puppy Having Explosive Diarrhea All Over My Wife

    I See Your Puppy Throwing Up On Ride Home, And Raise You Our Puppy Having Explosive Diarrhea All Over My Wife

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    Brandi Delph
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now see, this censorship I can deal with. Eeww, yuck

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I just had dinner and wouldn't want to see that

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    Julia Hengstermann
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this a wife fail? It's more like an excited puppy

    LGBTQ NOODLES
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can still see some poop on bottom right lol

    C W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 yrs ago our kitten did that to us. Poor girl’s first home experience was a bath. Luckily she forgave us and is a happy 15 yr old today.

    Berdarien Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her face is fantastic. Kudos to op for saving this moment.

    Not always popular
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have the puppy checked for Parvo. It's deadly if not treated quickly and very contagious in litters.

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    #48

    I Missed A Little Patch Of Hair While Shaving The Back Of Steven's Head. I Didn't Notice It Until Tonya's Wedding Reception. Everyone Had Already Seen It

    I Missed A Little Patch Of Hair While Shaving The Back Of Steven's Head. I Didn't Notice It Until Tonya's Wedding Reception. Everyone Had Already Seen It

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    Toy Slaughter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no way this wasn't done purposely

    Nakura Orihara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends I used to shave my ex husbands hair. I was short he was tall he wouldn't bend or help then get mad about a patch I couldn't see.

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    Berdarien Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf if you shave or are shaved, the law is you have to rub your hands repeatedly all over the area. It seems this person broke the law. Also as the shaver you should do this as well.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not see how that could possibly be missed

    Dash Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could this bit of hair possibly been missed? It s not as if the hair was hiding.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get how someone shaving their OWN hair could do this but not how you'd miss it doing someone else's. Has to be deliberate to try and humiliate him..

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband does better than that shaving his own head, without use of a mirror. You sure this was just a careless "accident"?

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    #49

    My Wife Just Got This Huge Banner For Work. Perfect

    My Wife Just Got This Huge Banner For Work. Perfect

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    Molly Whuppie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a fail of the business she bought it from, not the wife.

    Phill Healey
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    3 years ago

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    No, printers print what you send them. If you choose not to pay the additional checking service then stuff like this is on you

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    Toni Ahlgren
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However, this image can be found in hundreds of different titled threads *yawn*

    Ray Heap
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That picture has been going round the internet for a while.

    Your Life Sucks
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love stuff like that, I'd pay 50$ for it

    #50

    Wife Bought Me A Shirt This Past Christmas That Finally Came In The Mail. I’m A Huge Space Nerd But Guess I Won’t Be Wearing It Anytime Soon

    Wife Bought Me A Shirt This Past Christmas That Finally Came In The Mail. I’m A Huge Space Nerd But Guess I Won’t Be Wearing It Anytime Soon

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    Molly Whuppie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this a wife fail? unless your wife can predict the future?

    Rob Chapman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Predict The future? The CCCP (also known as the USSR/Soviet Union) ceased to exist...in 1991.

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sad. It's almost as though hating Russian people, Russian culture etc is now acceptable. Can't we separate the actions of one man from the actions of an entire culture??

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The optics of wearing it around wouldn't be great. I don't think people hate the Russian people. It's just a hard casual tee to sport nowadays.

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    Qoozy Woozy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually nice, what's wrong with the shirt? It give me old shirt vibes

    Josurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not plan a holiday to Ukraine any time soon...

    Kevin Ber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had a 50/50 chance of finding a shirt that represented a major space superpower....but not to worry, most people don't know what a communist is nowadays. All I can say is at least it wasn't a Nazi symbol.

    Leesa DeAndrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that is Sputnik. A commie triumph that pushed the US into the space race. Probably a bit controversial to wear that shirt if you're in the US.

    Lillian Swaim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pretty funny, I'd still wear it

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    #51

    This Is How My Wife Leaves A Dish After Taking It Out Of The Oven And Walks Away. We Have Children And A Dog

    This Is How My Wife Leaves A Dish After Taking It Out Of The Oven And Walks Away. We Have Children And A Dog

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    Snowfoxrox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dish gives me anxiety...

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS really deserves to be shamed..

    Miah Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get the best insurance you can, asap. And a spray bottle. Spritz her each time she does this until she puts in on the stove properly.

    M Rob
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    3 years ago

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    Should he hit her with a newspaper if she makes a mistake? Moron

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    Valerie Smart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess ...she was on her phone ????

    Fred L.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody must really trust in their luck then.

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    #52

    When You Decorate For Your Husband's 35th Birthday Today Only To Find Out It’s His 36th Birthday

    When You Decorate For Your Husband's 35th Birthday Today Only To Find Out It’s His 36th Birthday

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom did that to me one year in my 20s.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Celebrate it a day early, and count down to midnight when you can rip the outdated labels off

    Cofty Sweet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you just don't write down the numbers :D

    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a bright color sharpie and "+1". Fixed.

    M Rob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not getting older, just better. :)

    #53

    My Lunatic Wife Cuts Bananas In Half And Just Leaves The Top

    My Lunatic Wife Cuts Bananas In Half And Just Leaves The Top

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    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seek psychiatric help for her.

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this is crossing a line, your wife is insane 😆

    Mari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome fruitflies!

    the_anonyMrs_Mir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if it becomes rotted or sits out for way too long…or if you already have fruit flies. My mom does this with her bananas because she’s cuckoo but I’ve never seen any fruit flies.

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    Asdomar
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just a warning to other fruits

    Cactus McCoy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a warning to all other fruit.

    K. Lange
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you only need or want half a banana, this way the rest will keep fresh until you eat the other half. But i would use the rest of the first banana before cutting a 2nd one

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    #54

    When Your Husband Won’t Stop Complaining About The Underwear You Put In His Stocking Being Too Tight

    When Your Husband Won’t Stop Complaining About The Underwear You Put In His Stocking Being Too Tight

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    Wilko Lunenburg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess his name is Donny Trump, boys will be boys...

    #55

    I'm 6'2", My Wife Is 4'11" And Is In Charge Of Putting Up Mirrors

    I'm 6'2", My Wife Is 4'11" And Is In Charge Of Putting Up Mirrors

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the colorful clock, sticker on the wall, & door decorations (including something that says "great work!" with a cartoon owl) leads me to believe this is a kid's room. husband fail for thinking his 6'2" frame would fit in a mirror set up in a child's room, lol

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    River Daski
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the EXACT reason i made my spouse (a foot taller than me, for reference) okay the mirror's height before i stuck it to the door

    Jimichan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almost the same as us: 6'3" and 5'1". You can bend over, she'd have to jump, like at our house.

    #56

    Yes, That's My Husband Cleaning A Protein Shake Off The Ceiling

    Yes, That's My Husband Cleaning A Protein Shake Off The Ceiling

    Guess what happens when you shake a bottle of carbonated water with your protein.

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    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he had to take off his belt to do it?

    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just the wife's apology present for him being so helpful 🤣

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    #57

    I Probably Should Have Covered His Whole Back In Sunscreen And Not Just His Moles

    I Probably Should Have Covered His Whole Back In Sunscreen And Not Just His Moles

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    Jane schmidt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What idiot married this idiot?

    Wubbleyew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah thats not how skin cancer works anyway...

    Celia McReynolds Tinsley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not possible to truly be this stupid? Right?

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me most people know that’s not how you use sunscreen? How/why did she think this was correct?

    #58

    My Wife Spent The Last 5 Hours Carefully Making Dinner And Specifically The Gravy. She Went To Strain It So She Could Get The Extra Stuff Out

    My Wife Spent The Last 5 Hours Carefully Making Dinner And Specifically The Gravy. She Went To Strain It So She Could Get The Extra Stuff Out

    Accidentally poured it directly down the drain.

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    Deson
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    3 years ago

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    That's either a chicken or turkey neck not an Axolotl and was supposed to simmer in the gravy. The big thing is that she accidently poured the gravy down the drain instead of into a bowl.

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    Electra Complex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's the thing that comes out of the guy's chest in alien

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I just woke up my wife from laughing so loud.

    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else see a di*k?

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    #59

    First Night In The New House And My Wife Cooks A Plastic Bag On The Brand New Stove

    First Night In The New House And My Wife Cooks A Plastic Bag On The Brand New Stove

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I ever babysat, I put a Wonder loaf of bread on the stove top, not knowing it was hot. Made them a permanent rainbow stove.

    #60

    My Wife Got Her Nose Ring Stuck In Our Babies Playpen When She Was Playing With Her

    My Wife Got Her Nose Ring Stuck In Our Babies Playpen When She Was Playing With Her

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why a lot of people remove body piercings when the kids are small..

    the_anonyMrs_Mir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my husband and I first met I had a nose ring…..it got caught on his big nose every time we kissed so needless to say I no longer have a nose ring hahaha

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    3 years ago

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    #61

    My Wife Never Finishes A Bottle Of Shampoo Or Body Wash Before Buying A New Kind And Leaving The Old Ones

    My Wife Never Finishes A Bottle Of Shampoo Or Body Wash Before Buying A New Kind And Leaving The Old Ones

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    BoredBirb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Howww? We are always running out!

    C W
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 is my rule. 2 shampoos, 2 conditioners, 2 body wash etc and even that is too much!!

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just lazy... When you are done it will not take you much time to just take the empty ones in the garbage.

    the_anonyMrs_Mir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re probably not all empty though….. maybe she doesn’t get rid of them because she’ll “use them later” but never does?

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    Remi A. Paulin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mix 'em all together in one bottle !

    Hermien Greeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this translates to all areas of the house. Don't want to see the pantry cupboard.

    Cherreka Wirth
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I admit I also do this. Luckily I have an 8 year old who loves to use "extra" soap in everything. So when I have a bottle with a little left, I tell her "use the rest of this" and she takes a super bubble bath and gets extra clean.

    Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think part of this is cosmetic culture too. As a woman we are bombarded with advertising for toiletries so we can find 'holy grail' products; I used to do stuff like this to try and find like a magical shampoo that made my hair like the hair ads.... a lot of shampoo was harsh and dried my hair out so I kept trying new brands before finishing the old one. I was never this bad though. By the way I did find my holy grail shampoo-- part of the reason I kept trying new brands is because I was going with brands with SLS which exacerbates my eczema/dandruff and dried out my hair. I use SLS free shampoos now and dont need anti dandruff stuff anymore... my preferred brand was L'Oreal but they got rid of their natural shampoo, I use Maui now, and that's all I buy. I've tried almost all of these and most have SLS. OGX (the purple bottles) say they dont have SLS but I found their shampoo really harsh on my hair so I'm not a fan of that brand.

    Stymied Egan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't like it and won't use it, why keep it? I don't know if shelters would take open bottles but I'd try calling around and see if an organization would want them.

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    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd mix same things together. Still usable

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    #62

    My Wife's Attempt At Making Vegan Waffles

    My Wife's Attempt At Making Vegan Waffles

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    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she use the skin of vegans? I can't make Belgium waffles because there are not enough of them in our area.

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The eggs and butter are the best part!

    Stymied Egan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so much a wife fail as a recipe fail.

    David Harris
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    3 years ago

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    So don't make vegan waffles!! Don't make vegan anything!!

    Nakura Orihara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does it affect you? My sister has to for medical reasons.

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    #63

    Take A Guess Of Which One Was Sprayed All Over Every Counter. Hint: The Counters Are All Silky Smooth Now

    Take A Guess Of Which One Was Sprayed All Over Every Counter. Hint: The Counters Are All Silky Smooth Now

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    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one that beats this. My MIL sprayed the dog with "Dog Off". Yes, we finally got the smell off after half a dozen baths.

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Multi surface cleaner/olive oil. Trigger spray bottle/aerosol spray can. Blue/green. Under the sink/pantry. Simple mistake that's happened to everyone

    #64

    Facepalm Award Goes To My Wife Today

    Facepalm Award Goes To My Wife Today

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    #65

    My Wife Ran Into The Side Of The Door

    My Wife Ran Into The Side Of The Door

    servoooo Report

    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What happened to your face?" "I... I ran into a door." "Riiiight...." 😂

    Emma A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ran at top speed by the looks of this

    loona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much paint on her obviously

    #66

    My Lovely Wife Got Me "Gourmet" Gummi Bears For My Birthday But Left Them In The Hot Car. Now It's A "Gourmet" Gummi Glob

    My Lovely Wife Got Me "Gourmet" Gummi Bears For My Birthday But Left Them In The Hot Car. Now It's A "Gourmet" Gummi Glob

    Rum_Hamtaro Report

    Deson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The end result could be kinda fun. Just break off a chunk and gnaw on it. You'd end up with a flavor medley I figure.

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to know what the "2 extra special flavors" are! Are they actual flavors or are they like the mystery dum-dums that are a mix of flavors from between batches during production? Guess it doesn't matter with this bag as it is now a single mega multi-flavored gummy glob

    Andrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the thought that counts

    Hklbrries
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the thought that counts.

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's not too bad. Just not bite size bits anymore.

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    #67

    My Wife's Big Moment Presenting A Birthday Cake At Work

    My Wife's Big Moment Presenting A Birthday Cake At Work

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    BakedKahuna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I spontaneously dislike Mrs pinkpants?

    #68

    Wife Doesn’t Pay Attention To What We Already Have When Buying Groceries

    Wife Doesn’t Pay Attention To What We Already Have When Buying Groceries

    thephillyberto Report

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my best friends had 21 boxes of Shake N Bake. She's from Toronto.

    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had that same problem with butter one holiday season. I bought butter every time I went to the store. I didn't remember putting them in the freezer to use for baking later on and ended up with 8 packages of butter. My husband still brings it up.

    Kaisa Koo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm totally opposite. But I live alone and I don't have too much stuff around. I like to keep it that way.

    Snowfoxrox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    giggle-snort this is 100% my mom. I occasionally go help her organize her walk in pantry and ask things like did you know you have 6 containers of mustard, 12 cans of mandarin oranges, 5 boxes of rice pilaf, etc... its just her and my dad at home.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why lists are a thing..

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife will buy everything we have a ton of and never seems to buy what we've run out of. I asked her if she made a list and says yes. But I ask if she checked the shelves to see what we needed, she says no. (rolls eyes)

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It took me 5 years to use all the toothpaste I stockpiled (all free) . I currently have 23 bottles of shampoo and conditioner. If it doesn't go bad and it's a rock bottom price, I stock up.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new boss does this! We really didn't need a whole watermelon when there was already more than half of one in the fridge still, we don't have that many students!

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg. I think this is my sister’s house. Lol

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    #69

    My Wife Didn't Put Away Her $300.00 Stetson Hat. Our Dog Reminded Her

    My Wife Didn't Put Away Her $300.00 Stetson Hat. Our Dog Reminded Her

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    Victor Trejo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, buying a 300 USD hat in the first place.... 🙄

    M Rob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spending money on a quality items that will last for years is not a waste. But many a boy will spend 30 on cap that ends up in the garbage in 6 months, who is the fool? Or do you prefer the beenie look?

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    #70

    My Wife Gave Me A Bath Bomb For Valentines Called Luna. Pretty Sure They Should Have Called It Waterbirth

    My Wife Gave Me A Bath Bomb For Valentines Called Luna. Pretty Sure They Should Have Called It Waterbirth

    iamtherealandy Report

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hell NO! Looks like you had diarrhea🤮 i hope for your sake that it smells better that it looks!!

    Lk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! My name's Luna...

    #71

    I'm Not Sure What's Worse: Me Forgetting To Put Coffee Grounds In The Pot Or That He Didn't Even Notice That It Was Hot Water

    I'm Not Sure What's Worse: Me Forgetting To Put Coffee Grounds In The Pot Or That He Didn't Even Notice That It Was Hot Water

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    #72

    Pro Tip: Do Not Pour Dishwashing Liquid Into The Bottom Of The Dishwasher. It Won’t Help But Give The Dishes A Bubble Bath

    Pro Tip: Do Not Pour Dishwashing Liquid Into The Bottom Of The Dishwasher. It Won’t Help But Give The Dishes A Bubble Bath

    witchhazelnut Report

    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hair conditioner in the soap dispenser.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother did this with her washing machine once when she ran out of detergent. She never did it again.

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our 14 year old son just did that last week.

    ollie.anid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time i put windex into my grandma’s dishwasher on accident… thankfully nothing was broken but there was a huuuge mess

    Trash (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve done this before 🥲

    #73

    That White Thing That’s In Between The Meat And The Styrofoam In The Package? Yeah, I Don’t Think You’re Supposed To Cook That

    That White Thing That’s In Between The Meat And The Styrofoam In The Package? Yeah, I Don’t Think You’re Supposed To Cook That

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    BlueApple
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I mention I'm on a diet?

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother was helping me out while I was ill once and decided to make meatloaf. She made turkey meatloaf with my recipe, which is great, but she not only left the white absorbent paper from the bottom in with the meat, but she also tore it into pieces along with the meat. I swear to this day that it had to be some kind of malicious compliance/ passive aggressive Horseshit that she did to that poor meatloaf, because it was turkey instead of beef and she was using my recipe, because how could someone tear up one of those papers and mix it by hand with the meat and not know it was in there??? I was so disgusted when I found the first hunk of paper and knew immediately what it was, that I couldn't eat another bite of it. She acted indignant about the situation and claimed it was a accident. The whole thing was wasted. I think she was mad because I found the paper two bites into it and didn't eat anymore, but I was already having issues with a healing bleeding ulcer. It was crazy.

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    Stymied Egan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want to get all the juices right?

    #74

    I Bought A Homepod For The Kitchen. Instead Of Playing Music Through The Homepod, My Wife Uses It As A Phone Stand While Playing Music From Her Phone

    I Bought A Homepod For The Kitchen. Instead Of Playing Music Through The Homepod, My Wife Uses It As A Phone Stand While Playing Music From Her Phone

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    Julia Hengstermann
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    3 years ago

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    Frank Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point of the device is that it produces very high quality audio from any source, like, say, your phone....

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    #75

    My Wife Said She Had Something Crazy To Show Me After We Ate Lunch

    My Wife Said She Had Something Crazy To Show Me After We Ate Lunch

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    BarkingBunny
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a smidge more info now...

    IDK_Something
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP said it was an average load of laundry, set to cold water. She fed him first because she knows him. Lol

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    Andrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you wash?! A bunch of rocks?

    Deson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I notice that she waited until AFTER lunch to show him.

    Wilko Lunenburg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did she put in there?! Anvils?

    Humberto Nieto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wanted to show him that she had acquired super strength.

    Emma A
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like it was a product fail

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    #76

    I Lost My Wedding Ring A Month Ago And Bought A New One Today, Also Today

    I Lost My Wedding Ring A Month Ago And Bought A New One Today, Also Today

    StillwaterLodge Report

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's finger nail polish remover. Stick your finger in the hole to soak off the polish.

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    Megan Curl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this one on BP yesterday, Also today.

    Carol A. Rosenzweig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the customers from the jewelry store I worked at came up to me at a mutual friends wedding to complain that his wife lost her ring in the small container of jewelry cleaner (which I gave away at no charge). He said it was my fault because “I insisted she keep her ring clean.” Uhhuh. They found it a week after they received a replacement ring from somewhere the insurer sent them and she went to clean the new ring. It was in the plastic basket. 🙄

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    #77

    This Is A Cheesecake My Wife Was Cooking And Forgot About. I Came Home 10 Hours After She Had Gone Out To A House Full Of Smoke And Fished This Out Of The Oven

    This Is A Cheesecake My Wife Was Cooking And Forgot About. I Came Home 10 Hours After She Had Gone Out To A House Full Of Smoke And Fished This Out Of The Oven

    GonnaGoFat Report

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that you now have a custom paving stone for the garden.

    Dahlia Rios
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you’re not supposed to cook a cheesecake

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends what type of cheesecake I think- Japanese cheesecake is baked

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    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you saying the cake was in the oven for TEN HOURS?? If so, you are lucky you still have a home.. 🔥🏘️🔥

    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stick with no-cook cheesecake in future.

    #78

    My Wife Using The New USB/Outlet Combo I Just Bought

    My Wife Using The New USB/Outlet Combo I Just Bought

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    Stimpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's a fast charger (looks like it) and the built-in is not?

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only see five shocked faces in this pic "😮😮😮😮😮"

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is two places at the top to plug in the usb cord without needing the charger box

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    Zion joy heperi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that should be on the grounded side

    #79

    Wifey Just Learned That You Can’t Microwave Hard-Boiled Eggs

     Wifey Just Learned That You Can’t Microwave Hard-Boiled Eggs

    Jackandcokeguy Report

    Little Wonder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you CAN, it just goes like this.

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs to poke a small hole in it first.

    Remi A. Paulin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a small contraption to boils 4 eggs at a time in the microwave... Works like a charm

    Darlene Snellen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I didn't know that yet so thank you!

    #80

    When Your Husband Overestimates Your Ability To Use The Grill

    When Your Husband Overestimates Your Ability To Use The Grill

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    Random Anon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least now he knows she can reliably make charcoal from whatever haha.

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Well, he can do it himfuckingself.

    Frank Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? She didn't say that he gave her a hard time about it, she said that he asked her to cook the corn on the grill. Jackass.

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    #81

    After 3 Years Of Marriage, I Just Found Out My Wife Cuts Around The Sticker Instead Of Peeling It Off

    After 3 Years Of Marriage, I Just Found Out My Wife Cuts Around The Sticker Instead Of Peeling It Off

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    Blackadams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the stickers are edible

    doubt it
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    doesn’t bother me either way, but no one’s wondering why it took 3 years to notice unusual knife habits? That’s a lot of trust!

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe i'm stupid european but i dont understand what's in the picture? Can someone explain?

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a produce sticker on a red pepper. The code is used to ring it up. You can easily peal it off and throw away (they are also edible) but she cut around it and threw away a piece of pepper with it.

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    Abby Harrison
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do this bc of my ocd. i dont see an issue here.

    Samantha Melnychuk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact! The whole sticker and its adhesive are edible!

    Joanna Truszkowska
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the glue is very hard to get off? Have to make sure you don't eat glue residue

    Agata Fronia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    glue used for food has to be non toxic and easy to wash off

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    K Tigress
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be that the residue will have germs still stuck to it even if washed?

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    #82

    The Way My Wife Cut The Pizzas

    The Way My Wife Cut The Pizzas

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    iseefractals
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the work of a monster.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I order pizza it comes pre-cut. I'm assuming this was ordered since it's in actual pizza boxes.

    KindnessMatters
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, are those bananas as a topping? Please tell me they aren't bananas...

    IDK_Something
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fine, I won't tell you! OP was reported to suicide watch on Reddit for it lol.

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    Cyd Charisse
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's how Cobra eats a pizza, then that's how a pizza should be et (I'm dating myself)

    BakedKahuna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the left side that looks horrible to me. There's nothing wrong on the right. Koreans cut their food with scissors. Why not.

    Aubrie Allen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use scissors to cut everything. Pizza, meat, etc... my dude thinks it's so weird, but it's so fast and easy!

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    #83

    Forgot The Candles

    Forgot The Candles

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    M. L. Dew
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you blow out the 'candles' (matches), without blowing the powdered sugar off the cake???

    Beeps
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus: fine, flammable dust and fire - not a very good combination 🔥

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    doubt it
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m good with retiring the tradition of blowing vigorously on cake before sharing it with others.

    Maxigrod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will has to be a fast blow 😏

    #84

    My Wife Got A Tattoo Yesterday About Down Syndrome. Our 2-Year-Old Girl Has Down Syndrome And This Was For Her

    My Wife Got A Tattoo Yesterday About Down Syndrome. Our 2-Year-Old Girl Has Down Syndrome And This Was For Her

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    Julia Hengstermann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So neither the tattoo artist nor the wife acknowledged the typo? That's bad

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not the tattoo artist´s responsibility to make sure the client has the right spelling. Some clients would still insist that their version is correct. Source: my tattoo artist(s) experiences.

    Hollie Marie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's like my tattoo it says you're instead of your cuz I'm a twat XD

    Artsy Bookworm
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a while to get it. It's good enough for me

    Lauren Ward
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a horrible mistake 😫

    Jill Pulcifer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im just happy that I am not the only one who makes that mistake.

    Frank Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a beautiful thing. I wish the best for you and your daughter.

    Andrea
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    That's the tattoo artist fail. not hers

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    #85

    My Wife Leaves Hair Stuck To The Shower Wall

    My Wife Leaves Hair Stuck To The Shower Wall

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    Florida, but without the beach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too, to keep the drain from getting clogged because that absolutely grosses me out but I clean the shower wall every single time I get out

    Scotira
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same, but truth to be told, sometimes I forget to throw it away 🙈

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    Crazy Meerkat Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only left it there but left it there in the shape of a disfigured, disproportionate penis

    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering if anyone else saw that, or was it just my dirty old man brain.

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    April Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same, to prevent fair from clogging the drain. So sue us if we occasionally forget to get it off the shower wall. Better than having a clogged drain!

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this too but almost always remembers to throw it away.

    Zelda Blue
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    3 years ago

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    Ok that is just gross and I would shave her head while she slept.

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    #86

    My Wife Thought She Ordered 3 Bags Of Brussel Sprouts. This Is What She Actually Ordered

    My Wife Thought She Ordered 3 Bags Of Brussel Sprouts. This Is What She Actually Ordered

    ekim84 Report

    April Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn’t the price have been a clue?

    Carol A. Rosenzweig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I ordered five bananas from Amazon fresh, I received five pounds. Oops.

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it is Brussel sprouts? Only 3 from what i can see, but still😄

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    #87

    The Way My Wife Cut Up This Avocado For My Daughter For Lunch

    The Way My Wife Cut Up This Avocado For My Daughter For Lunch

    rbrink13 Report

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't look very appetizing...

    Deson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One heck of a blade if it could cut through that pit.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with some people?!

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want that knife!

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ER’s just live avocado cutting accidents!

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But its f*ucking BROWN!! Dont give that yo your daughter, please!

    #88

    Here's One Way To Get Your Husband Out Of Bed In The Morning

    Here's One Way To Get Your Husband Out Of Bed In The Morning

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    #89

    I Got A Text From My Wife: "Can You Come Out? I Made A Mistake"

    I Got A Text From My Wife: "Can You Come Out? I Made A Mistake"

    cbheller Report

    Cheryl Ramsay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A car actually fits in this garage?

    Wilko Lunenburg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope this is the garage, not the living room. What a mess!

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Makes me wonder what kind of house you have, if you can drive your car into the living room.

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    #90

    I Found My Wife Like This The Other Night

    I Found My Wife Like This The Other Night

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    iseefractals
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could come in handy. If you ever need to have an intervention, have a poster size print of this made up and you're good to go.

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Pour white wine on a recent red wine stain to break the red wine down and lessen the chance of a permanent stain.

    I I
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " i'm not pissed darling"

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she's had a rough day poor thing!

    Andrea Andersson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the nurse from the post above?

    Jane schmidt
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    3 years ago (edited)

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    Why would you want the world to see your wife like this? Everyone on this thread makes a perfect dumb addition to the I idiot spouse that they are posting about.

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    #91

    The Way My Wife Loaded The Dishwasher

    The Way My Wife Loaded The Dishwasher

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    Court Jester
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has she ever seen a dishwasher before?!?

    M Rob
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not, just got our 1st, takes a bit to learn proper loading.

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    Chelle Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you marry a child? Seriously!

    Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so much nope, this should be higher.

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is a joke? NO ONE can be this stupid ffs hello people.... 🤯

    #92

    Sometimes I Don’t Understand My Wife’s Thought Process

    Sometimes I Don’t Understand My Wife’s Thought Process

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    Deson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neat idea but you'd have to be very careful how much you melt at a time. I'm picturing overflowing butter running into the toaster.

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    Sarah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens when the toast pops?

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But(ter) gonna float over soon..

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    #93

    Wife Bought Animal Crossing Stickers For The Kid. This Was One Of Them

    Wife Bought Animal Crossing Stickers For The Kid. This Was One Of Them

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    Dillon Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well to be fair he is using the word appropriately if he's singing to a female of his own species 🤣

    Jane schmidt
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    3 years ago

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    And people wonder why little kids are little assholes?...

    #94

    Wife Helped Spray Sunscreen On My Back

    Wife Helped Spray Sunscreen On My Back

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    timhood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, that is a gorilla patch on your a*s!

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to the people who claim men don't face shame & rude unwarranted comments for having body hair, & that it's a women-only problem: may i submit 2/4 comments on this picture of a man showing his sunburned back.

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    Bored Toadette
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why so many "wife helped me with sunscreen"? Makes me wonder if they do it with purpose so they can take a picture and post it online. I mean how hard can ut be to do it correctly...

    TKA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people don’t read the instructions about that you still have to rub spray sunscreen into the skin. I have seen many parents just lightly spray their kids at the pool.

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    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What she needs to do is help you wax your patch!

    I' Gomez & Morticia's kid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the wife had no problem w it and is still married to him then who are we to say anything about his body hair preference

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    #95

    I Had One Job This Morning. One Job

    I Had One Job This Morning. One Job

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's still glowing red like a lava flow.

    #96

    My Wife Just Throws Her Kitchen Scraps In The Sink Instead Of The Trash Can Because "The Disposal Can Handle It"

    My Wife Just Throws Her Kitchen Scraps In The Sink Instead Of The Trash Can Because "The Disposal Can Handle It"

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    N RK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw, I had a wife was a sous chef. We never had a garbage disposal. She STILL put all that stuff in the sink to "clean out later".... annoying as hell

    K E REILLY
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's juts lazy.. and just not nice to deal with

    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that literally what the garbage disposal is designed to do?

    Vanessa Richardson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but it’s usually for the occasional food waste—like a scrap or two from the plate you’re washing—not for ALL your food waste. It is likely to clog eventually with that much waste.

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    Joyce Brazel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I AM 76 AND I HAVE ALWAYS PUT IT ALL DOWN THE DISPOSAL. THAT IS WHAT IT IS FOR , EXCEPT 4-5 THINGS NOT ALLOWED.

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    #97

    A Little Crispier Than He Likes

    A Little Crispier Than He Likes

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    Beans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like dead caterpillars

    James Pasquini
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to bed laughing. My sides ache. It's going to be a while before I fall asleep. Dead caterpillars indeed! Good one!

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    #98

    That One Time Your Wife Helps You Cut Your Hair 5 Minutes Before You Leave For Church. Thanks, Babe, Solid Work

    That One Time Your Wife Helps You Cut Your Hair 5 Minutes Before You Leave For Church. Thanks, Babe, Solid Work

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    Sheila Weila
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you should go to a synagogue instead. They have these cute little yarmulkes that will cover that right up.

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂 Sorry. This was tooo funny😂😂

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    Agata Fronia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's a reason why you do not do things like that right before leaving

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do my own and don't have a problem (apart from a shoulder with limited mobility). Just feel with your fingers to know where it still needs cutting, then use 2 mirrors to check it

    Andrea
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    3 years ago

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    How is it, that all the hubby's here expect their wife's to be good at everything? We do the stuff you ask us for and you complain if it doesn't live up to your standards... Not all wife's are trained hair dresser, chefs or interior designer... Geez

    #99

    How’s Your Day Going?

    How’s Your Day Going?

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    Chucky Cheezburger
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they painting this inside? With no drop cloth? On a wood floor?

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?? Theyg get what they asked for. This is just to stupid, sorry i can't... 🤦‍♀️

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    M Rob
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    3 years ago

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    Where should they paint it... At the park, or take It to the office?

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    Isabel Care
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My neighbour was so proud that she had thought of how to get up and down to paint 2 bedside units. After painting, she realised that she was planning to use the things she just painted to help her get up again.

    #100

    My Mom Thought My Dad Was 65 Today. Casey Had To Add A Candle Because He Is Actually 66 Years Old

    My Mom Thought My Dad Was 65 Today. Casey Had To Add A Candle Because He Is Actually 66 Years Old

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    #101

    I Should Stick To Selling Houses. Call Me If You Want To Buy A House. Don't Call Me For Laundry

    I Should Stick To Selling Houses. Call Me If You Want To Buy A House. Don't Call Me For Laundry

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    #102

    Total Wife Fail. Put The Grill On Instead Of The Oven

    Total Wife Fail. Put The Grill On Instead Of The Oven

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    BlueApple
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't like extra crispy pizza?

    #104

    So I Decided To Make Pina Coladas. I Only Have One Hand To Use (Surgery On The Other) So I Used A Spoon To Scoop The Frozen Mix Into The Blender

    So I Decided To Make Pina Coladas. I Only Have One Hand To Use (Surgery On The Other) So I Used A Spoon To Scoop The Frozen Mix Into The Blender

    So I decided to make Pina Coladas. I only have one hand to use (surgery on the other) so I used a spoon to scoop the frozen mix into the blender. I got ice from the freezer and placed it into the blender with a mix. Apparently, I also left the spoon. I turned on the blender… and blew out the side. I single-handedly destroyed the ninja blender! 

    I did save the pina colada. RIP 1-week-old blender. 

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    Britt_Max
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m guessing you were still on painkillers after the surgery.

    Scott Youngberg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we just gonna ignore singlehandedly the best pun here??

    #105

    Truckload Of Fail Right Here

    Truckload Of Fail Right Here

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    Mountainslady1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, the dog will clean it up😊

    #106

    So This Is What Happens When You Wash An Older Pillow. My Pillow Washed Fine, And This Pillow Is My Husband's. Do I Pull Out The Sewing Machine, Hand Sew It Or Give Up?

    So This Is What Happens When You Wash An Older Pillow. My Pillow Washed Fine, And This Pillow Is My Husband's. Do I Pull Out The Sewing Machine, Hand Sew It Or Give Up?

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    Mrs S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pillows are not meant to last forever. Because ew.

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    #107

    There Are A Few Things I Generally Don't Do As A Wife/Mom: Empty Vacuum, Parent-Teacher Conferences, Iron

    There Are A Few Things I Generally Don't Do As A Wife/Mom: Empty Vacuum, Parent-Teacher Conferences, Iron

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    M Rob
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you do not do parent teacher conference, please don't have kids. ( They deserve to have you care about them and their education)

    George washingmashine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE OTHER PARENT PROBABLY HANDLES THAT! THE MOTHER MAY BE TOO BUSY! Missing ptc’s doesn’t make her a horrible parent. My mom would go to those while my dad stayed home from work to take care of me and my sibling. Judgy much?

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    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you cut off the sleeve at the top of the hole, you can rehem it and make a summer button down.

    #108

    Well, There Was This One Time I Tried To Do The Dishes All By Myself

    Well, There Was This One Time I Tried To Do The Dishes All By Myself

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "all by yourself" using a machine that does all the actual washing & all you have to do is stack the dirty dishes :|

    #109

    The Joe Nugget. When Wife Does Laundry With Your Business Cards In Your Pocket

    The Joe Nugget. When Wife Does Laundry With Your Business Cards In Your Pocket

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    Glittery Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wives fault. Do your own damn laundry or empty your own damn pockets.

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so sick of comments like this. maybe they take turns doing laundry every week. maybe they split the chores evenly & the wife wants to do laundry while husband does vacuuming. you don't know their chore setup for a house they BOTH live in, so don't immediately assume misogyny when a woman washes the clothes of the man she loves. as for the cards, everybody forgets sometimes. i usually empty my pockets every night, but if i'm tired or stressed or distracted i sometimes forget. it doesn't make me a bad person, it just makes me forgetful sometimes. im just so sick of people trying to make lighthearted funny posts into a gender war.

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    Not A Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A load of these are husbands blaming their wives for their own laziness....

    Molly Whuppie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a you fail to me. Maybe check your own pockets.

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American business profiles are so weird and comical . What's with the cheesy power poses?

    Stymied Egan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our house, after some washing mistakes (my hubby does the laundry) our daughter does her own, she's worried something will shrink. Our son will do his sometimes but if he doesn't my husband will do it. He goes through all pockets but occasionally something will slip through, tissues usually. I'd never freak out over something bad happening. He's doing it, not me.

    Bored Toadette
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its Okey that you expect her to clean your clothes, but you can ffs empty your damn pockets yourself.....

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    #110

    I Bought A Fancy 5K Monitor (LG Ultrafine 27”) For Myself, But My Wife Liked It So Much She Asked For It. Here’s How She’s Using It

    I Bought A Fancy 5K Monitor (LG Ultrafine 27”) For Myself, But My Wife Liked It So Much She Asked For It. Here’s How She’s Using It

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    N RK
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A shame, and irritating. But if you don't have to use it and it's all hers now? Leave her to it.....just don't let her use your stuff cuz hers is "not as clear and crisp"

    Jane schmidt
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    3 years ago

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    You're all stupid....