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Everything in moderation. That's how the old saying goes. But as you can see from this hilarious list of drunk compiled by Bored Panda, some people just don't know when enough is enough. From mistaking bars of soap for fudge and driving cars into pools, to making random purchases online (like Jeff Goldblum showers curtains for example) and waking up with a toaster full of pasta, the people below might not have remembered the crazy stuff they got up to, but they probably remembered the hangover! Don't forget to vote for the funniest picture, and remember to drink responsibly!
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#1
Good Ride Home
Abhisek Chakraborty 8 years ago
I like this man. In spite of being this drunk, he remembered to text that he does not need the lift anymore
Carol McClellan 8 years ago
I'm just glad he remembered to call for a ride instead of trying to drive.
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#2
Note For Drunk Self
#3
Coming Back Home To Find Your Drunk Friend
Abhisek Chakraborty 8 years ago
Thats not drunk. thats "almost" possessed. Imagine coming back home to this without the lights on
Ged Maybury 8 years ago
I love it! (Damn, now I regret never ever doing this in my entire life.)
#4
Got A Bit Drunk And Decided To Recreate The Stingray Pic With My Girlfriends
just a thought ! 8 years ago
The stingray changed quite a bit , I must say 😂
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#5
After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone
Ali Crean 8 years ago
I’m not in OZ but if I ever get shitfaced and need a ride I am calling the Aussie police to get me home.
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Pseudo Puppy 8 years ago
this. is. BRILLIANT!!! (and yes, Aussie cops do regularly have this type of sense of humour) :D
Zenozenobee 8 years ago
Where I'm from, if cops find you drunk, they put you to jail for the night... enjoy your luck Reece ;p
#6
So My Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night And Doesn't Remember Designing An Entire Airplane
just a thought ! 8 years ago
Omg ! That looks really good ... I'm impressed by those lines , they're good for a drunk person
Constantin George-Florin 8 years ago
Resembles an Ekranoplan! Great design!
Load More Replies... Zori the degu 8 years ago
Sometimes the genius side of us shows up when we are at least expecting it.
#7
Good Luck With That
#8
Gf Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat... She's Fitting In
Sharon Palmer 8 years ago
Instant buddies, the cat must really trust her, look how relaxed it is, it must be fate their paths crossed
#9
Have You Ever Been So Drunk You Mistook A Chocolate Bar For Your Phone?
frederic eeckman 8 years ago
If you can find your phone and your stomach hurts, it's time to worry !
#10
Drunk Me Made A Drum Kit Out Of Cocktail Stirrers Last Night
#11
Drunk Friends Did This
Parmeisan 8 years ago
Thank you for your sacrifice. I stopped at about half a dozen each way.
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Ntosh 8 years ago
They don't remember anything. They wake their genius with a glass of vodka
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Gayle Bynum Cardosa 8 years ago
Wyrd is a concept roughly corresponding to fate or personal destiny. The Anglo-Saxon concept of fate.
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#12
Best Taxi Driver Award Goes To This Man
Ok Ha-Neul 8 years ago
that is so creepy at least he didn't leave you out on the street but if i woke up in a stranger's house i would be freaked out
Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
I think he woke him up and invited him to his place, since he didn't know where he lives. You need to be more trustful, it usually makes the best stories :)
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Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
It could have gone either way I'm really happy that there are still decent people in the world but unfortunately all it would have taken was that one perverted psycho and this story would have been on the news with a much more depressing ending
Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
If someone is a psycho, you don't need to wait until you reach their place for them to act.
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Elizabeth Molloy 8 years ago
Probably too drunk to give his address. That's a good taxi driver :)
#13
Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text
Ella Hobasaurs 8 years ago
When that person just doesn't answer, so you answer yourself, lol sadly my life
Kai Burnstien 8 years ago
I do this all the time!! Mainly because I'm bored and have no friends
#14
My Mom And Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath
Allana Rose 8 years ago
It's always the poor cat who suffers through Hooman drunk antics! Just look at his face!!
#15
Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section
Magpie 8 years ago
Really good question there.... depends on the local manager i guess. Smart move would be " we are here to keep our customers happy, good move delivery guy " ........ some managers are smart enough.
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"Drunk Me Is Such A Douche"
David Ross 8 years ago
What if he didn't have any vodka in the house? I would bet he would have been freaked out.
#17
Drunk Mother
Aimee Turner 7 years ago
tbh, that's probably the sort of thing I'd do if i was drunk. I'd also colour code all the pegs and what not like i did when I was a baby.
#18
Drunk Amazon Purchase
Kerri Russ 8 years ago
When we saw this on a previous list of drunk purchases people regret, we ordered it post haste! It looks sooooo good in our bathroom!!! Thank, BP!
Constantin George-Florin 8 years ago
That is a very beautiful... work of art? Anyway, great looking nebula and what a cute space-cat!
Taryn Wallace 8 years ago
This makes me wish I️ had a shower curtain instead of a glass door :-(
Last2Know 8 years ago
It also comes in a sweatshirt...i bookmarked it for some reason a few months ago.
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Drunk Purchase
Zori the degu 8 years ago
When he wakes up: "What the f**k is this ostrich doing in my car?" His mom/girlfriend: "But sweetheart, you brought it home, saying:"From now on, Roadrunner will live with us."
Barbara Ilma Eva Westwood 8 years ago
I recognise that look on an emu's face. He's peckish, he's not appreciated ,so he'll rip the nose off the next human who assumes that he's been fed. Don't make that common mistake.
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J. Pell 8 years ago
You'll find out only when your inebriation reaches dimension changing abilities. It fogs the memory of the transaction. And it explains why you buy inexplicable s**t from eBay when pissed to the wind.
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You Know You're Drunk When
#21
I Just Painted My Favourite Meme, I'm Drunk And Haven't Painted Since I Was 12
Ged Maybury 8 years ago
Auction it! Make millions! Okay, maybe thousands ... Hey, I think it's good.
#22
Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat. I Guess This Is My Life Now. Meet Spaghetti
Kristen Doornenbal 8 years ago
As food is the way to a man's heart, a cat is the icing on the cake!
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Laura Johnson 8 years ago
i adopted my first cat when i was drunk AF, best thing i ever did :)
Anna Browne 8 years ago
I'm honestly worried that breeders and rescues actually let drunk people go home with a whim adoption like these.
#23
Not Pictured: My Drunk Wife Loudly Singing The Jurassic Park Theme
JillVille Child Care 8 years ago
At least the dog isn't too worried looking, seems quite happy with his transformation!
Hamlets twin 8 years ago
He has a look like "this is fun right,? we're having fun, right?"
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#24
Came Back Home Really Drunk Last Night, This Morning I Went To Make Breakfast And Then This Happened
Marcelo Ribeiro 8 years ago
Forget the shoes. What animal put a almost empty coke bottle back in the fridge???
#25
Random Drunk Guy Urinated On My Porch And Tried Entering The House At 4am A Couple Weeks Ago... Got This In The Mail Today
Alatheia Eunomia 8 years ago
I wish someone would try to urinate on MY porch and then give me $500. Wow.
Susie McLeod 8 years ago
Send him to my porch. I'm Christmas shopping and could use the money XD
#26
My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone
Zenozenobee 8 years ago
Few years ago, in France (Bordeaux I think), a bunch of drunk guys stole a lama from a circus and wandered in the town taking pic and using streetcar. Seems that lama are good companion for drunk people
Pseudo Puppy 8 years ago
I think it may have to do with the word "Lama" being fun to repeatedly say when drunk.... "lama-lama-lama-lama-lama....." dontcha think?
#27
Bagel Seeds
David Ross 8 years ago
I lov.e it! Think of how you could mess with airbnb clients all over the house..
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 8 years ago
yeah except it's the poor housekeeping staff that have to deal with it.
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Gustavo Colli 8 years ago
So you guys were drunk, printing and cutting addesive labels? Huh, sure.
#28
Had A Party And A Random Drunk Guy Slept On Our Couch. He Left Us This Note
Dana Hill 8 years ago
I thought it said Candy, and I was like, a guy named Candy? Did his parents hate him or just really really wanted a girl?
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Beak Hookage 1 year ago
I went to this awesome house party once, and after the first few rounds had been drunk they found me in the kitchen, cleaning the stove. "Come back to the party, Beak." "But it's so dirty!"
#29
My Friend And I Were Drunk Photoshopping Last Night. Forgot We Made This
Wanda Queen 8 years ago
Nah. Wrong skin color and not enough hair. ;) lol
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#30
My Friends Got Drunk, 3d Scanned And Printed
Eirik Guttulsrud 8 years ago
That is some awesome 3D scanner to be able to capture an unstable target like that, with suck detail :O
#31
Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping
Amaranthim Talon 8 years ago
I would just like to point out a) he has a toad and b) he totally meant to buy ONE top hat
#32
My Mum Got Drunk For The First Time In 10 Years Today
Gail O'Reilly 8 years ago
Dam bet her head was a banging the next morning, hope she had another whiskey when she woke lol
#33
Got Blackout Drunk Last Night... My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened
David Ross 8 years ago
That is one time doggy was handy to have around. He's a good boy. Give him some mouthwash.
#34
We Enlarged A Photo Of A Drunk Friend. He's Not As Happy As Us
Neeraj Jha 8 years ago
I like how you have used your Friend's not so amused face for size reference.
sh 8 years ago
Right? "Enlarged" is like 8x10, they giganticized that thing.
Load More Replies... Jace 8 years ago
Yeah this would be listed in an "outsider art" bored panda posting...
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#35
I Found A Drunk Guy That I Tried To Help
Amaranthim Talon 8 years ago
Well- this is wonderful and caring- but.. uhm- wouldn't some one else that may not have such nice intentions find him and steal his car- 'cause- he now knows where the keys are...
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 8 years ago
you can get arrested for drunk driving by sitting at the wheel of your car...especially if it's running. Are there any police officers on here or those in the know that can verify this?
#36
So I Might've Got A Little Drunk And Made My Cat A Fort
#37
Ordered A Pizza While Drunk Because Breakup. They Sent Me This
#38
Had A House Party Last Night, Still Can't Find The Key To My Mums Shoe
Ged Maybury 8 years ago
"I tripped the light fantastic, turned cartwheels across the floor ..."
Judy Semmens 8 years ago
If you're thinking of "A Whiter Shade of Pale", it's: "We skipped the light fandango, turned cartwheels 'cross the floor" http://www.procolharum.com/w/w9901.htm :-)
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Went Out Drinking With My Daughter Tonight. Pleased To Report I Was Able To Show Her How Adults Have A Sensible, Restrained Evening Without Going Over The Top
Linda Christensen 7 years ago
I guess it is the daughter on the ground, passed out .. a good thing she has her dad with her to look after her .. or not
#40
My Buddy Dropped His Burrito After A Long Night Of Drinking. This Is What Defeat Looks Like
#41
Boyfriend Was Drunk Last Night. I Woke Up To This
#42
This Drunk Woman Dropped Her Phone. She Picked Up Her Sandal Instead And Used Her Phone As The Sandal
Beak Hookage 1 year ago
Saw this guy at McDonald's one night who was so plastered he dropped his phone and kept attempting to pick it up before giving up because he obviously knew that if he leaned over any further he would fall on his face. Then one of the kids behind the counter kept announcing the same order and getting more and more annoyed because nobody was collecting it. I took one look at Drunk Guy and discreetly informed them that it was probably his order and also he might have just passed out in his chair.
#43
Mom Is Happy
#44
Girlfriend Got Drunk Last Night And The Dog Was Equally Concerned And Unimpressed
#45
After A Night Of Drinking My Friends Dropped Me Off At My Place
Bindi Adams 8 years ago
Oh dear, not ashamed to admit, I've done this sober (3/4 alseep and thought I was on the opposite side of the road....husband was quite amused)
#46
Ever Been So Drunk, You Left Your Leg Outside The Pub?
Miraculous Ladybug Fan Ladyblog lover 5 years ago
How is that possible???
Load More Replies... Jennifer Marshall 8 years ago
Only because mine are permanently attached. But otherwise........who knows!
#47
We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well
#48
I Wake Up At 2am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts
#49
So, My Friend Drank Too Much, And Passed Out On The Table
#50
Next President Of The United States Of America
serena 8 years ago
but...don't you have to be able to squeeze the bottle to get anything out? or am I wrong?
Hayley Lightcap 8 years ago
No the liquid can rub out, you only have to squeeze if you want it to come out faster
Load More Replies... Beak Hookage 1 year ago
I've encountered that wine before. I'm pretty sure it's Australian made. Having drunk it, I'm absolutely sure it's cheap and nasty.
#51
My Drunk Roommate Was "Saving It For Later"
Beaver-Moose 8 years ago
Am i the only one that doesn't care about the pizza but is thinking THAT BIKE IS FREAKIN AWESOME!
#52
Got Blackout Drunk And Woke Up To This
Gillian Black 8 years ago
have to admit that is good in case you go to sleep while doing the business
#53
My Roommate Made Coasters Of Pics We Took Of Him Blacked Out
Lucky Gaudiau 8 years ago
If you are blacking out from drinking enough to make a set of dishes or coasters let me be the first to tell you that you have a problem.
frederic eeckman 8 years ago
I had a friend like that, who KNOWS he can't drink and he'll end up comatose wherever he'll collapse, but he will drink anyway...
#54
After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride... Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map
Gail O'Reilly 8 years ago
Luv this, they certainly no how to rip ya money, bigtime, I would of questioned that for shaw, Rogues bahaha
#55
Drunk Me Was Determined Not To Lose My Earrings Last Night
#56
Drunk Me Responsibly Took My Contacts Out Before Going To Sleep
#57
Drunk Amazon Shopping Led To A Nice Surprise
Zenozenobee 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure that one who design this curtain was drunk too, or high.
#58
3 Years Ago, Happy Drunk, I Thought I Met Jake Gyllenhaal… I'm Now 90% Sure I Didn't
AngelofThursdays 8 years ago
Fake Jake's expression is so pure though. "Okay drunk guy mistaking me for a celebrity, I'll play along."
#59
Am I Too Late For The Drunk British People Bandwagon?
#60
Got Drunk, Bought A Stegosaurus. No Regrets. Never Regret Dino Garb
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 8 years ago
I know what your dog is thinking. He's thinking, " F**k you Sarune."
sunnyrei82 8 years ago
You can even hear the dog's thoughts "Why me? why didn't you buy it for yourself if you f-ing liked it so much?!"
#61
My Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And Brought Home A Random Little Person Who He Just Met, Who Is Now Passed Out On My Couch And Snoring Like A Bear
Allana Rose 8 years ago
Random little person??!! *LOL* I don't know why but that phrase just struck me as hilarious!
#62
My Dog Wasn't Happy When A Drunk Friend Decided To Sleep With Her At 1 Am
foxlover05 8 years ago
Dog: "excuse me, can someone please move this body? It's violating my personal space."
Isabel Care 8 years ago
at least he didn't try to use her as a pillow. Have had to save my fur baby from such a fate on a few occasions. (Before she was squished)
#63
My Friend Improved Her Netflix Suggestions In One Easy Step
#64
Drunk Text
#65
Chatting With Abul From Boohoo Customer Service
#66
So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me
#67
My Friend Was Drunk When He Decided To Tattoo A Black Face Charmander With No Experience Or Artistic Ability. The Flame Saves It
Ged Maybury 8 years ago
Somehow - it's better than a thousand others. This Charmander has got BACKSTORY!
Alyssa Huerta 7 years ago
Pretty sure that's from a series where an artist did Pokemon in a Tim Burton style.
#68
I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day. 10/10 Would Buy Again
#69
Just Letting The Airport Know That Everything Is Okay
#70
Only In Canada
Joyce Stewart 8 years ago
That's a Canadian for you. He will be worried until he finds the owner.
#71
I Broke Our Shower Curtain Rod Last Night While Drunk And Immediately Went To The Backyard And Handcrafted A New One
Amaranthim Talon 8 years ago
I like it- You are on to something- I see a bright etsy career in your future...
Connie Martin 5 years ago
Yeah, the kind of thing you do when you're drunk, thinking "I'll just fix it so nobody will know I was drunk when I broke it."
#72
Drunk Genius
Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
It's better than permanently stupid.*looking at you*
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Totally Drunk And Thinking I Was Meeting Bono. Nailed It
Karynne Williams 8 years ago
I guarantee that guy has been told he looks like Bono before. Now he plays it up and milks it for free drinks.
#74
So My Brother Got Blackout Drunk The Other Night. He Found This In His Toaster The Next Morning
#75
I Got Drunk At A Red Wings Game And Woke Up To This Picture On My Phone. I'm The One Playing The Piano
Steve Bowman 8 years ago
Wow, too drunk to handle the girls but not too drunk to play the piano!
#76
Got Too Drunk Last Night. Apparently My Cat And I Shared A Quesadilla Before I Passed Out
DeAnna Anderson 8 years ago
I had a cat once that loved Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza. If I didn't bring one for her, wow, she was in a mood.
#77
This Is A Piece Of The Bar Of Specialty Soap My Wife Bought That Apparently Drunk Me Thought Was Fudge
#78
Heard A Noise Downstairs, Went To Check It Out... Found Drunk Neighbor Like This
Tracey Roush 8 years ago
At least he's prepared for the morning with those two huge jugs of water
WhiteFox 8 years ago
but what if it was a prank for his sober self since the 'water' was actually vodica?
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Sally Sennett 7 years ago
I don’t think that’s the case as he seems to have made a friend outside of his living space:)
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Self Love
Miraculous Ladybug Fan Ladyblog lover 5 years ago
Drunks are weird! You even have different names!
#80
I Was Drunk Last Night, Looks Like I Tried To Charge My Wallet Because I Was Out Of Money
#81
Drunk Photoshop Skills
Caroline Murphy 8 years ago
I don't see how when I've seen that exact same picture with a different background... So either this is a fake post, or you've done this twice and your mum's a moron
Jace 8 years ago
Half of these posts are recycled images with new stories...
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Drunk Boyfriend Decided To Change The Name Of Our Soap Last Night
JillVille Child Care 8 years ago
Haha, this is great! My daughter (who was not drunk) just watched Deadpool last night and this part was stuck in my head. Come to work in the morning to see this? Perfect timing! Love it!
#83
My Drunk Roommate Left Me A Surprise This Morning
#84
My Roomate Came In Drunk Last Night And Without Saying A Word, Taped These To Every Single Packet Of Popcorn We Had. Revolutionary
Jace 8 years ago
Every grocery store parking lot seems to come with at least one...
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Tahar Taggle 8 years ago
Alright, I'll ask: what are these for and why is it such a good idea to tape them to the popcorn bags ? I've never seen these gizmos in my life.
Miraculous Ladybug Fan Ladyblog lover 5 years ago
They are teeth flosser thingies. Popcorn gets stuck in teeth
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Drunk By The Campfire Eating Hotdogs When Suddenly... Deer!
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 8 years ago
In this photo you look like the actor David Naughton when he was young.
#86
Not The Best Purchase For The Next Day Hangover
Connie Martin 8 years ago
"Sorry mate, this one goes whirrrrrrrrrr splat"
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My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four
#88
Drunk Me Should Not Be Allowed To Buy Things At 4am
Theodora Graybill 8 years ago
is it wrong that i love it and would wear it almost everyday in winter? send it to me now!
#89
Drunk Hubby Thought He Grabbed A Pillow Before Passing Out
Everything AGR 5 years ago
Poor pupper!!! Its (idk if it’s he or she’s) face speaks volumes about the scenario!!
#90
So A Friend Got Really Drunk, Made A Few Phonecalls And Ended Up In A Mcdonalds Kitchen Making Himself The Most Awesome Cheezeburger Ever
M O'Connell 8 years ago
How high IS your tolerance for petroleum-based non-cheese?
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#91
Drunk Me Tried Making Ravioli Last Night
Ged Maybury 8 years ago
We've got the victim, the murder weapon, and now a confession. Case closed!
David Jeu 8 years ago
Except that there is no sauce on the screwdriver, i think it's a set up !
Load More Replies... Anna Thouvenin 8 years ago
I've done this once. I was not drunk and it still took me 30 minutes to open the tin...
#92
"He Said The Room Was Spinning And We Wanted To Help Him" - Drunk Girls At Party Last Night
#93
My Roommates And I Write Erotic Fridge Poetry When We Get Drunk
#94
Drunk Me Made My Lunch Last Night, I Like His Style
#95
So, This Is What I Woke Up To This Morning
serena 8 years ago
I hope that girl didn't think the drawer was the toilet. Can anybody else see the puddle underneath it??
Troy Currie 8 years ago
Probably a turd in drawer...that came out of the turd in the drawer.
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Drunk Me Thought I Was Onto Something
Debbie Meier 8 years ago
This beautiful snack should be a food group! I have made this, & many variations, throughout the years. A wonderful variation is hot wieners (lol, I haven't had a hot wiener in 20 years.) Take slices of light bread, top with a slice of meltable cheese, insert hot wienie, fold over, & bake until bread is crisp. YUM!
#97
Woke Up Hungover To This
#98
I'm Building A Wall So My Neighbors Can't See Me Drinking And Won't Suspect Me Of Being A Drunk
#99
Drunk Me Has Some Explaining To Do
#100
Drunk Me Made A Good Decision
Debbie Andersson 8 years ago
Well I would say thats a perfect christmas present for Archaeologists or Dinosaur lovers.
#101
Drunk Criminal
#102
My Buddy Was So Drunk He Couldn't Ride The Tandem Home. My Other Buddy Improvised
#103
Me And My Mate Sam Got So Drunk We Facetimed Ourselves To Tell Us How Great It Was Going
Cat Meow 8 years ago
The guy on the left looks a little like that Malcom guy from Malcom in the Middle
#104
Brother Got Very Drunk At The Daytona 500 And Disappeared From Our Tailgate. When I Texted To Ask If He Was Ok He Responded With This. Yes, He Is Charging His Phone. No, He Did Not Have A Pit Pass
#105
My Drunk Dad Ordered 42 Hotdogs
#106
Drunk Me Is No Longer Allowed To Pack My Lunches. 8 Cheese Sticks, Some Gummy Cows, And Lucky Charms In A Bag With Milk
#107
I Guess My Roommate Ordered Pizza After Some Serious Drinking
#108
Drunk Me Still Isn't Saying What Happened, But I'm Fairly Sure That He Rolled In Around 4am
#109
So This Happened To My Neighbor Last Night... Don't Drive Drunk
#110
That Time The Sheriff Had To Tow My Drunk Ass Back To Shore
#111
Guess Which One Was Made With The Help Of Alcohol
#112
Woke Up To A Random Girl On The Couch Who Apparently Wandered Into The Wrong House
J. Pell 8 years ago
We should all be this gracious in our inebriation. An outdoor concert was held on the Austin ranch where we rented a house and we we were gifted with a beautiful girl dressed only in black panties walking through our back door about 11 PM. I'm female, she incoherent, so I put her to bed in the back TV room. The ranch was completely blocked off to traffic. She left during the early hours. None of us could get her name. I've always hoped she realized she was safe with us. Like scuba diving, always use the buddy system.
#113
My Friends Ordered Pizza While They Were Drinking Last Night. I Don't Think They Thought This Through
Agnew Dellinger 8 years ago
I need one with half cheese and pepperoni.. and uh.. one with pepperoni and half cheese..umkay.. thanks.
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For Two Days I Couldn't Find My Glasses, And Then I Found A Note From Drunk Me
#115
Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife
#116
My Drunk Friend Thought A Table Made A Good Blanket
#117
Instructions: Get Drunk. Preheat Oven To 450. Place Pizza On Middle Oven Rack. Go To Sleep
#118
Drunk Me Decided To Buy A T-Shirt. Naturally I Forgot About It, Until A Package Arrived In The Mail
sunnyrei82 8 years ago
I have a naughty imagination... that He-Man looks like someone's giving him some, and he's having an orgasm.
#119
She Swears She Wasn't Drunk. She Hates Chocolate And We Do Not Play Tennis
Oliver White 3 years ago
what kind of person hates chocolate!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Load More Replies... Gillian Black 8 years ago
what hates chocolate she is ill get her checked after the tennis game
#120
We Work At A Bar, After Closing Down (At 4am) We Walked Out To Find This Guy; Pants Down, Passed Out. We Took A Picture And Then Took One On His Phone For Him. (We Also Woke Him Up And Put Him In A Cab) But At Least He Got A Pic When He Woke Up
Marnee DeRider 8 years ago
Not cool to post potentially embarrassing pictures of strangers :-(
#121
Comfort Over Aesthetics
#122
Okay, No More Drunk Amazon Shopping
#123
Stumbled To Find This After A Night Of Heavy Drinking
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 8 years ago
That bathroom and commode is truly disgusting. Get someone in please!
Mimis Nachbarin 8 years ago
Well, depends... If you're total drunk but felt like checking something very VERY important online rigth NOW and at the same time you were incredibly hungry plus having seriously the runs - and then you felt suddenly much better and extremly tired so you just left the laptop and the food for later...
Pseudo Puppy 8 years ago
this comment is better than the post. bahahahahahaa!! :D
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Got Wasted, Woke Up Like This
Ali Crean 8 years ago
Tricks on you... both legs were smooth and she/he/they grew hair on only one leg! Flipped that plot, I did.
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#125
The Little One Is Happy Though
Ashley Say Wha?!? 8 years ago
That's def still a win! That little girl is so happy right there! Lol
#126
How I Found My Roommate After A Night Of Drinking
#127
Came Home Drunk And Decided To Have A Bath, This Is This Is The Result
Karina Andersen 8 years ago
me I've done this towels everywhere adult son tried to help & could not stop laughing at my attempts at mopping it up at 4 am telling him I can do it & pulling out a hand washer firstly
#128
Got Drunk Last Night And This Is The Only Thing In My Pockets When I Woke Up
#130
When Your Friend Is Severely Intoxicated, Goes Missing For Several Hours And Turns Up Last Minute For The Train Home
#131
How My Drunk Roommate Tries To Get Me To Wake Him Up For Our 8:30 Class
Parmeisan 8 years ago
"Look down, wind may have blown notes away" "If worse comes to worse please physically pull me out of bed and onto the ground I can wear whatever" "I better be f*****g awake and standing next to you before you open this door" "Ignore any and all excuses I say please PLEASE for why I can't come to class" "I'm fer real" "PS it's 4:AM and I'm drunk that's why I ask this of you" "It's actually 5:00 am I'm f****d"
#132
She Told Me She Wasn't Drunk, Then Fell Asleep Like This
Oliver White 3 years ago
how is that possible!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
#133
It Was My Friend's 21st Birthday Last Week. He Passed Out Like This. And Yes, Those Are Pizza Rolls
#134
My Drunk Neighbor Waking Up For A Smoke Break
#135
My Sister Didn't Appreciate My Drunk Amazon Purchase
#136
My Drunk Friend Looks Like He Died For Our Sins
#137
How Drunk I Plan On Getting This NYE
#138
Found This Amazing Headline I Cut From A Newspaper A Few Years Back
Lucky Gaudiau 8 years ago
It's a sad world where gay horses can find work but gay people might be turned down.
#139
But When She Will Realise...
#140
In My Family When We Get Blackout Drunk, People Write Down What You Say And Hang It On The Fridge
#141
My Husband Came Home Drunk With A New Haircut Last Night
JillVille Child Care 8 years ago
But he came home drunk and snuggled up with you, that, in itself says a lot. :) Cute hair cut. How did he feel about it afterwards?
Troy Currie 8 years ago
The thumb of a giant...you know what they say about men with giant thumbs.
#142
I Just Found Where Drunk Me Left My Friday Night Dinner
Connie Martin 8 years ago
I can totally see this. Drunk you thought, "Hey look! It fits EXACTLY! How cool is that! I'd better leave it there to show everybody tomorrow."
#143
Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And I Woke Up To This In The Kitchen This Morning
Heidrance 8 years ago
judging by the tiny diced potatoes, it's some sort of canned hash. by color i'd say corned beef.
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Drunk John Thinks Really Highly About Sober John
#145
Every Time I'm Drunk
#146
The Point At Which I Knew I Was Pretty Drunk
#147
Drunk Me Pretty Into A Conversation
#148
My Mother In Law Tried To Bake Some Round Sugar Cookies While Drunk
#149
I Think My Husband Was A Little Drunk Last Night. This Is A Contact Lense
#150
My Friend's Taken Lazy To A New Drunk Level
#151
It's Fine
#152
Accidentally Photobombed My Girlfriend's Sisters Engagement Photos After A Long Night Of Drinking
#153
Good To Know That I Stay On Top Of Things When I'm Drunk
#154
I Got Drunk And Tried To Make Mac And Cheese Last Night But I Accidentally Passed Out On The Couch For 3 Hours
#155
My Roommate Came Home Drunk, Put A Pizza In The Oven, Then Passed Out. 6 Hours Later And This Is The Result (Compared To Properly Cooked Pizza)
Sam Petter 8 years ago
Dude there's no need for comparison to know that this pizza is burnt to hell
#156
I Found This The Next Day After A Long, Long Night Of Excessive Drinking
#157
Chicken Nuggets And Tater Tots Slow Roasted In My Oven For 8 Hours While I'm Passed Out Drunk In The Other Room
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Pseudo Puppy 8 years ago
It's 2am over here in Sydney... I have insomnia.... and trying my hardest to not laugh out loud and wake up my flatmates who have to go to work in 3 hours.... Not an easy feat... THIS POST IS AWESOME!!! Ha!!
Hayley Lightcap 8 years ago
For some reason I have a ridiculous laugh, so when I was trying not to laugh at these posts I was squealing like a pig.
Simon Rushton 8 years ago
His first miracle was to turn water to wine, he is chill.
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It's 2am over here in Sydney... I have insomnia.... and trying my hardest to not laugh out loud and wake up my flatmates who have to go to work in 3 hours.... Not an easy feat... THIS POST IS AWESOME!!! Ha!!
Hayley Lightcap 8 years ago
For some reason I have a ridiculous laugh, so when I was trying not to laugh at these posts I was squealing like a pig.
Simon Rushton 8 years ago
His first miracle was to turn water to wine, he is chill.
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