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School lunch is never a simple affair at our place. While sandwiches are usually the order of the day, it's the brown lunch bags themselves that really set things apart.

My name is Dave, although most people know me by my alter ego, "Sandwich Bag Dad". For over 11 years now, I have been drawing daily dad joke cartoons and puns on my children's lunch bags.

It all started when my eldest daughter started school. With a newborn in the house at the time, my wife tried to make our firstborn feel special by cutting some shapes in her school lunch sandwiches. After a few days, I took over the sandwich-carving duty. Pretty soon I realized that it was far easier, and more fun, to draw directly on her lunch bags.

I haven't stopped since. Below is a collection of a few of my favorites from 2023.

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#1

Lunch That Day Was Quite Chewy

Lunch That Day Was Quite Chewy

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MissMePhoenix
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious and amazing!!!!! And I'm hoping to cover the comment of a complete ash hole!!! *spelling intended :)

Bill Swallow
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That was bad, and you should feel bad, artist.

Over the years, my daily cartoon ritual has evolved into a collection of thousands and thousands of sandwich bag drawings, a global social media following, a coffee table book, and even two art gallery exhibitions.

During 2023, I've continued my tradition of drawing 3 unique cartoons per day for my each of 3 daughters.

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    #2

    This One Was Quite A Hit!

    This One Was Quite A Hit!

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    Red PANda (she/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao i love these and the art is just amazing

    Hlsapato73
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are truly amazing, and hilarious. Your children are lucky to have you.

    MissMePhoenix
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    1 year ago

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    Where you at? Cuz usually content like this one gets you canceled lol

    #3

    This One Was Marvel-Lous

    This One Was Marvel-Lous

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    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶🎵*Avengers theme song plays* 🎵 🎶

    imgonaarickrollyousohard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, where are the 7 extra screws/washers that usually comes with this quality edition?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ot might require all of them to do it. Except Hulk, who doesn't handle frustration well.

    OWEYAN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always have problem assembling any product from IKEA.

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    These bags are absolutely and positively genuine lunch bags that my kids take to school! All my posts are just the ‘before’ pics. While some end up being hung up on their classroom walls, the vast majority end up coming home crumbled and very much worse for wear after holding a sandwich in them for a few hours. Most end up being tossed into the recycling!

    #4

    Some Fairytales Are More Far Fetched Than Others

    Some Fairytales Are More Far Fetched Than Others

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    86
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And other faiy tails! 🤣🤣

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    Coming up with 3 bags each day is definitely a huge challenge! I try to tailor each bag to my kids’ interests and what they might be learning at school that week. I draw inspiration from what is happening around the world and what tickles my fancy on the day. My aim is just to find a way to bring out the dad joke that’s hidden in practically any situation. With everything going on in the world right now, I think it’s more important than ever to smile.

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    #6

    Doll-Ing Out The Lunch Bag Puns

    Doll-Ing Out The Lunch Bag Puns

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    #7

    I Often Tailor My Bags

    I Often Tailor My Bags

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    Lex <3 (they/them)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The character on the left is named Mr. Smee (I think so at least) and the one on the right is Taylor Swift. One of her songs goes like "it's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me". Instead of "me", OP replaced it with "smee".

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    Phillip Moderow
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    1 year ago

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    Even after it was explained, it wasn't funny ... but the art is great.

    Red PANda (she/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did say “dad jokes,” which are usually supposed to be bad and very punny. If you don’t like this kind of humor, you can click off :/

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    I can proudly say that I have never “skipped a day” over the last 11 years. The only time my kids haven’t taken drawings is when they are off sick from school (which is pretty rare) or on the odd occasion when one of them might want to buy lunch from the school canteen. Even then, I’ll still have to prepare at least one bag that day, so it's pretty relentless….but also lots of fun. I usually use the weekends and school holidays to build up a buffer of bags so that I don’t have to be under any pressure to come up with 3 new bags each night.

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    #9

    Someone Had A Brush With Death

    Someone Had A Brush With Death

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    You can follow my sandwich bag chronicles on Instagram, and Facebook, or check out my previous posts on Bored Panda.

    #10

    This One Was A Hit

    This One Was A Hit

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    Catlady6000
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This took longer than I will admit

    Sean H
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the joke about the hair or the fact he is hitting on her?

    #11

    Royally Bad. I Know

    Royally Bad. I Know

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    Joshua David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hard to think of anyone other than Diana having that title. I love Kate btw.

    David Paterson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those marks you see on the surface of the ocean are "prints of whales". From the book Ogre Ogre by Piers Anthony.

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    #12

    I Didn't Shoes The Lunch Bag Life. The Lunch Bag Life Shoes Me

    I Didn't Shoes The Lunch Bag Life. The Lunch Bag Life Shoes Me

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    #13

    Whats The Motor With Him?

    Whats The Motor With Him?

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    JD Perry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling him a "crash test dummy" is hurtful. He prefers "crash investigative engineer."

    Andrew Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Unexpected Rapid External Modification investigator" ?

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He probably drives quite well when not on the job.

    #15

    Guten Tag, Or Should That I Say Guten Hashtag

    Guten Tag, Or Should That I Say Guten Hashtag

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    #16

    I'm Never Afraid To Help With Math Homework

    I'm Never Afraid To Help With Math Homework

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    #17

    Thought I Might Get Blocked For Posting Too Many Puns

    Thought I Might Get Blocked For Posting Too Many Puns

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    Kevin the Manager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey Bob! The toilet is stuck again. Can you give me some head?"

    #18

    Some Bags Are A Lot Of Wok

    Some Bags Are A Lot Of Wok

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    #19

    I Think Of The Ramen Empire A Lot. Especially When I'm Soba

    I Think Of The Ramen Empire A Lot. Especially When I'm Soba

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    #20

    What's Sup?

    What's Sup?

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    JD Perry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he really need the board? I'm super curious about this....

    sleepy-kitty1234<3
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lolllllll imma christian but stilllll lollllllllllllllllllll

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    #21

    Some Days My Kids Are Petri-Fied To See What Puns Have Graced Their Lunch Bags

    Some Days My Kids Are Petri-Fied To See What Puns Have Graced Their Lunch Bags

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    Jamie Pisarzewski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rosie Bott, this is a microscope and a dish with samples aka cultures in them. The cultures are different. Ah well. I laughed my butt off.😂

    #22

    Dozen Look Too Good For These 6

    Dozen Look Too Good For These 6

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    Why?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were determined to crack the case open.

    honeyk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this made me laugh out loud

    Phenomenal Creature
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thread is funnier than the original joke))

    #23

    A Pop-Ular One

    A Pop-Ular One

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    BarkingSquirell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is seriously cute, Sandwich Bag Dad.

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    #26

    Another Prime (Number) Example

    Another Prime (Number) Example

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    #27

    No Pun Nintendo'ed

    No Pun Nintendo'ed

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    Cursed Girl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funny but with being on the internet for a long time, i also saw way to much Mario vore images

    #28

    I Was On A Roll That Day. Well, She Was On A Roll. But You Know What I Mean

    I Was On A Roll That Day. Well, She Was On A Roll. But You Know What I Mean

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    Andre van Kammen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have been a bunny, it is, it is a bunny

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    #29

    Another Jordanary One

    Another Jordanary One

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    Amy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could spend my entire life trying and never draw a picture this stunning. And this dude is here just doing it on lunch bags!! What a talent.

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    #30

    This One Was A Smash Hit

    This One Was A Smash Hit

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    Prune Juice Cookie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just here to hopefully cover a rude comment 😊

    Ducking_Mad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A couple of the other puns reference his kids being teenagers, so they probably know that word already. I think the idea of it being parent’s fault for their kids ideas and behavior is stupid, especially in this climate with social media, not to mention the kind of environments at schools. Jokes way more inappropriate than this have been passed around my high school and occasionally my own home as well. It was just a pun guys

    sleepy-kitty1234<3
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    1 year ago

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    wow GREAT desing for a KID

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, what terrible parenting to lovingly put a hand made sketch on their lunch bag. Oh, it has an innuendo to the word a*s? Take his kids away.

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    #31

    Iykyk

    Iykyk

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    Jamie Pisarzewski
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rosie Bott, an ewe is another name for a sheep. This is gold! C'mon. Lol

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually a ewe is a name for a female sheep. A ram is a male sheep. A baby sheep is called a kid.

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    #32

    Blame It On The (Lunch) Baggy

    Blame It On The (Lunch) Baggy

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    Kevin the Manager
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmmm... No mention of the relevance of the "Oogie," however.

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    #33

    Another Cheesy One

    Another Cheesy One

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a solution for the food insecurity problems.

    David Paterson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially good comic for non-Americans who have never tasted one.

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    #34

    My Kids Thought This One Was Pith-Etic. I Hoped It Would Have More Ap-Peel

    My Kids Thought This One Was Pith-Etic. I Hoped It Would Have More Ap-Peel

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    Sky Render
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The white stuff on the inside of an orange peel is called pith.

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    BarkingSquirell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your children are spoiled and don't realize what they have in you. Were I your kid, I'd save every bag.

    #35

    One For Those That Work In Hide-T

    One For Those That Work In Hide-T

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    Jade (she/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Furry artists of BP. Look at me. Don't. Do it.

    #36

    "Looks Watson Your Lunch Bag Today!"

    "Looks Watson Your Lunch Bag Today!"

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    JD Perry
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully this bag doesn't get you k*****, or worse.... expelled.

    Bo'owowo'uh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I could give awards like on Reddit then I'd give all of them to you

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    Rosie Bott
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    1 year ago

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    How dare you do Hermione like that

    lily jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like what, she looks great?? Jeez, you try drawing on a lunch bag, see how easy it is

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    #37

    Shell-Arious!

    Shell-Arious!

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    #38

    A Rare Bag About The Netflix Hit

    A Rare Bag About The Netflix Hit

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    BarkingSquirell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hated this show, didn't get passed the second episode. I'm with you, cows! 🐮

    #39

    This One Caused Quite A "Stir"

    This One Caused Quite A "Stir"

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green with envy?

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