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Dogs are the best. Whether they're asking for food, laying on your lap and watching Netflix with you, or simply greeting you with excitement when you come home - they're truly a man's/woman's best friend.

In fact, we love our dogs so much we even tweet about them! Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of the best tweets about dogs. Check them out and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

If you enjoyed this article, also check out these funny tweets about cats.

#1

Dog Tweets

BabyAnimalPics Report

Joanne Palmer
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you can actually see the hate in his eyes!!!!

Yvonne Bernal
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a dog audition for 'Angry Birds' look-alikes

RJazz909
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Hey look, he has a ball. Omg he threw-wait a minute. That bastard....all this time...."

Nynke Bijlsma
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's planning on killing you in your sleep tonight.

Vanessa
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

first and last pic almost look the same

Rana
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the face you make when someone tells you that cats are better pets than dogs

Superluminal1
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're getting sleepy, very sleepy ...

Hans
Community Member
9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is priceless. I have to imagine a "Woah....meh. Come one, dude. Meh."

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    #2

    Dog Tweets

    megalot_ Report

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's smiling because he just stole his little sister's MilkBone.

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See that blond babe over there... watch how it's done dog !

    Steve Stanley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The damaging habits of my dog forced me to evaluate how I could teach him. I tried this "online dog training system" and it has given me excellent resaults, My dog now not bites my furnishings, or my shoes, not urinates inside the room, and no longer barks like crazy!!!

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    #3

    Dog Tweets

    HBarinsky Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not even hyper... just, I'm getting in with you... that is all

    RJazz909
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I sit here nao. You is welcome for the companies. Bork."

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just loves you and wanted to share this special moment. Look at that face. Pure love.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this dog want to be pet

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky you! My dogs sit outside the shower, waiting for that water to shut off - then they get excited

    Jessica Jane
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the opposite of a problem!

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Really, that is so dirty, getting in the bathtub with me... Now I'm gonna smell like a human for the next few weeks"

    Carmen Desrosiers
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a dog who HATED water his whole life, but in Summer, when we inflated our rubber pool, he just HAD to walk through it every five minutes and eventually pierce it out with his claws.

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    #4

    Dog Tweets

    jlucbouchard Report

    RJazz909
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, I think she's into you.

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just wants you to toss that chicken bone left over from lunch . . .

    Lazy_Potato
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro, you should totally make a move, I think she likes you😂

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    #5

    Dog Tweets

    taliaphillips2 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the nicest thing that I read today.

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have a car on the train where you can go to hang out with a therapy dog.

    Quinn Enestvedt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *grabs dog* *runs home with dog* *pets dog for forever and spoils dog rotten*

    Steve Stanley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The damaging habits of my dog forced me to evaluate how I could teach him. I tried this online training system and it has given me excellent resaults, https://tinyurl.com/furrycoachdogtrainer My dog now not bites my furnishings, or my shoes, not urinates inside the room, and no longer barks like crazy!

    Kahlo Smith
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's a strong, independent pup!

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    #6

    Dog Tweets

    briellewestwood Report

    RJazz909
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't take it off either. That thing looks comfy af.

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he doesn't have to hold his head up ... just let the 'cervical donut' do it for him!

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart dog. No matter what position he lays in he's already got a pillow lined up. 360 degrees of comfort.

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    #7

    Dog Tweets

    mbeezy69 Report

    Rana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    still a better love story than twilight

    Joanne Palmer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a hansome one alright!!

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing they are smelling eachothers nose... Just imagine they would be smelling ... ehm... the usual spot. Would make a strange pose over that hedge.

    RJazz909
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern day Romeo and Juliette.

    jagbag
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must be true love, the dog has his paws on a rose bush and thorns to kiss his girl

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    #8

    Dog Tweets

    heymonroe , stevedevonas Report

    Cathy Harper
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be a good man.....I notice how people treat animals.

    Wombat34
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the looks of it, it's reciprocal.

    Kahlo Smith
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody will ever love you as much as dogs love you, so it's a fair trade <3

    Julian Swann
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the dogs appreciate it.

    Alusair Alustriel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture is absolutely awesome. The love the doggie gets, and how calm and happy he looks and the guy being so loving. Just great!

    Jana Fuentes
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a good person. Discerning and very wise.

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    #9

    Dog Tweets

    LysetteMelendez Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just do not mistake him for a sponge now.

    Kahlo Smith
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the dog in this tweet? All I see is a bunch of loofahs ;)

    RJazz909
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stalker dog is stalking his hooman.

    Jana Fuentes
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best one I've seen all day. The absolute best.

    Cathy Harper
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Precious baby...he looks happy now!

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    #10

    Dog Tweets

    dan mentos , Alicja Zmyslowska Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And sometimes even hoowantsagoforawalk."

    Cathy Harper
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couple of wild and crazy guys!! Looks like they both love the park.

    #11

    Dog Tweets

    primawesome , Imgur Report

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heyyyy Mike. But can you do that shirtless?

    Alise Kalniņa
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hhaha, Hold me like one of your dogs hahaha :D

    Elizabeth Stenning
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow.... might I say that both his body and his attitude are very attractive.

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Mr sexy dog carrying guy how are you...?

    Christine
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep working out, brah, an English Mastiff can weigh up to 250lbs. I'd love a collage of this guy holding pups as babies!

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    #12

    Dog Tweets

    candycewu Report

    Catalina Ioan
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "He followed me home, mom. Can we keep him?"

    Vimal Raj
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog : We had a deal that I will take you inside home. So now get the fck out off my head.

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new version of the tortoise and the hare, but this time the dog won by a nose.

    Cathy Harper
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows something is there!!! lol Just look at those eyes. lol

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    #13

    Dog Tweets

    marieluv_ Report

    RJazz909
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor doggo. I can relate.

    Anna Brandigi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I relate to this dog so much

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The other way around is worse...

    Anne Rouffignac
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of non-uniform day at school when you're the only person who didn't know. The shame!

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    Cara Strong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks so cute in that costume

    Jana Fuentes
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How sad. And he looks so cute too.

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    #14

    Dog Tweets

    nickpryce4 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be me. Anyone else, too?

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup that's exactly what I'd do. Better company usually anyways

    Joanne Palmer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better company then most humas Lol

    Alusair Alustriel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally me. I dislike going to big family unions, and I'm relieved there are animals there. Make me feel not so lonely. And I just like to play and pet them :)

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever I have a party my dog is the life of it

    Perla Garcia
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I do at social gatherings too lol

    Rana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an i the only one who saw something else before the dog

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    #15

    Dog Tweets

    Mara Wilson , nekowolf Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a optimist and positive thinking person, I assume the friendly cat is just pre-warming it to be even more cozy for the night's sleep. Since it is still light, this must be but a nap.

    Nynke Bijlsma
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You obviously do not own cats. There's no prewarming going on there. Just stealing.

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    Cara Strong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat's face be like: Nope, dis my bed now

    Jana Fuentes
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my house, too. Day, night, doesn't matter. So we have 3 beds on the floor and 2 on the sofa. One dog, 3 cats, usually the dog still ends up on the floor anyway. There's no understanding the relationship they all have.

    Cathy Harper
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! There is enough room for both of you and will be cozier...lol

    Joanne Palmer
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    Cats are a******s.......and mean.....

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what makes them purrfect there cattitude. There just proud.

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    #16

    Dog Tweets

    dogtextings Report

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man to dog : "Don't worry mate, she'll take us back in" Dog : "I don't know. Did you hear how she barked at us ?"

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    #17

    Dog Tweets

    meakoopa Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not, but he probably takes full advantage of it.

    Toni Tea
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so cute...I wanna go right now and cuddle him<3

    alexa_bessee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is on one of the sentry stations in Undertale

    Paper Pancake
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else see the UNDERTALE reference?

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    #18

    Dog Tweets

    FredFromHon Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows more about you than you will like.

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More importantly . . . did you wink back??

    Kaypie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog sometimes winks at me, I wink back, we have a moment.

    Ryan Hughes
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's probably trying to get your sandwich

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    #19

    Dog Tweets

    PandaKushh Report

    Joanne Palmer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one of the cutest things I have EVER seen!! Pope Pomerianian III Lmao

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a good thing the church doesn't hold general elections... we would vote this guy in and then things would get weird

    Samuel Tremblay-Demers
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you great Cosmic Milkbone for this delicious meal, Abark. -Popemeranian II

    Lianna Valdez
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so need this for my Pom. He already thinks he is above everyone.

    Rana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at him ....... i mean look at HIM .. :-)

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    #20

    Dog Tweets

    QaizerSoze Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks so wrong yet hillarious...

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What ? No ! At least put her skirt on !

    Rana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont knwo why ... i am really feeling bad about this dog ... i mean look at her

    Apisada Bib
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed that she could even put it on the dog!

    Jesse Smith
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know who should be more humiliated - you or the dog

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can just hear the dog barking, "hey honey if you got it, flaunt it"

    Fran De Leon
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its when you tell the dog is in Heat.

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    #21

    Dog Tweets

    andrewsatname Report

    Joanne Palmer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All boxers do it, I have kept boxers for years and they are always sitting on each other, its really funny to watch the power struggle as to who is sat on and who is the sitter Lol

    Chiemi Honda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine does that too, on me! Every time it gets good on tv, plop!

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shall be my new bed ...

    Julie Russell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boxer flop! Yes! It's practically a breed trait!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love boxer! they're so cute and nice

    Moka Mónica
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pugs do that too. Maybe it's a nose-related issue 😏

    Shayla Bennett
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boxers are one of my favorite dogs, my friends (a couple) have on named Mia. She's the sweetest baby. 💓

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    #22

    Dog Tweets

    goldengateblond , goathill Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oddly formed branch. Er...

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the point is that it might not be a branch

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    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what hoomans refer to as oral sex?

    Rosie Cuddihy
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think hes just sexually confused

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Mom, look what I brought you! You said you haven't had any for a while..."

    Philip Karsten
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave it! No don't pick it up, Leave It! Oh, okay but just over to the trash. Get to the trash, dog thinks it's a pull toy and won't let go.

    Tiffany Myers
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question one who's is it and two how you gonna explain to him he can't keep it 😂😂😂

    Roger Hogarth
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's also most of being a parent to the toddler.

    Alusair Alustriel
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true :D Made me laugh cause reminds me of me on the walks :D

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    #23

    Dog Tweets

    DamienFahey Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that he's watching zootopia :)

    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sir, are an amazing human being.

    Ilyushka
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hard truth is that dogs cant see electronic screens...

    Elena Kim
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of bones in the corner! Happy dog!

    Sasha Bharti
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do the same Don't see anything wrong with it!

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    #24

    Dog Tweets

    allstn Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo is an incredible mashup of utter stupidity, cuteness, and irony.

    Courtney Roberts
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it stupid? Looks to me like they're just having a bit of fun interacting with a puppy.

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    RJazz909
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "B-bork. I think so, but no one has told me it yet. Brip."

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm referring all questions to my lawyer.

    Rana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is it true that you think humans are morons ..

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    #25

    Dog Tweets

    thepunningman Report

    Joanne Palmer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha. My lizard is called Harry!.....Your a Lizard Harry hehehe

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was the last post by Sean Leahy. He is a toad now.

    Vimal Raj
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do i still have rope tucked to my neck.

    GKRD
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one looks like a retired high school teacher

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    #26

    Dog Tweets

    MatsonHunter Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pet very, very carefully!

    Jess Hodges
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's only explosive when you feed him certain foods!

    Jon Watts
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it doesn't have a short fuse

    Quinn Enestvedt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw that vest and immediately thought "would still hug"

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't stand behind him, you may be in the blast radius.

    Monkey D. Luffy
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Random but the person who tweeted is in my hometown.

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually says explosive detection dog :) lol

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    #27

    Dog Tweets

    importantmeagan Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG...he's just popping out of the fur

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes that was good of you to let us know. That's the cutest thing.

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really cute! And both seem happy.

    #28

    Dog Tweets

    buhsbaby_baby Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pain cat lovers need to endure every day.

    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or you just don't want to annoy your cats enough.

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    Esther E. Willson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those little hairs between it's paw pads can be rubbed the wrong way too easily. Go for the classic scratch behind the ears instead.

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    #29

    Dog Tweets

    Rollinintheseat , Anonymousacc Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kangaroo, you're doing it wrong! Go the other way!

    Wombat34
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ever-baffling behaviour of kangaroos.

    Jesse Smith
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like the kangaroo is scobbing his k**b - put your camera down and help your dog!

    Nynke Bijlsma
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog is terrified. Not funny

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    #30

    Dog Tweets

    kierstennamber Report

    Catalina Ioan
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What IS this?? Can I eat it? I'm gonna eat it!"

    Joanne Palmer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a whole new meaning to taste the rainbow Lol

    Cassie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course a dog will try to eat a rainbow. Unicorns poop rainbows and dogs eat poop.

    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TASTE THE RAINBOW

    Wombat34
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this #32? The dog is biting a rainbow!

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    #31

    Dog Tweets

    InternetHippo , itsdougthepug Report

    Timothy Davis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im opening a new tab and following now.

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows it...and it motivates him to keep on posting.

    #32

    Dog Tweets

    dog_rates Report

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is so precious!! And that is the cutest name!

    Đen Nguyễn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her name is Butter, because she can melt your heart like butter

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    #33

    Dog Tweets

    Playing_Dad Report

    Aliyah Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just invite dogs to my house. "Sorry, no, uh. You can't come. I just want the dog."

    Sue Werner
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obedient --AND-- colour coordinated pairs!

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    #34

    Dog Tweets

    daveshumka , JumboNess Report

    Joanne Palmer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the sheer joy on his face <3

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is even a hint of disbeliev...like when you made a major achievement you did not consider possible.

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    #35

    Dog Tweets

    shutupmikeginn , RyanReynoldsWrap Report

    Jesse Smith
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a moment to realize what I was looking at - oh wow, what a great pic, what a great idea for a pic.

    Lemur Momo
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and what a bad idea to X-ray a pregnant dog

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    Ilyushka
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I was like, why did he eat a bunch of skeletons

    Ema Sklepic
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, for a while I was like -Omg!! what did he eat xD

    Steven Belsky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I THOUGHT THEY WHERE SLINKIES AND SHE SWALLOWED A LOT

    Jess Perks
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://www.welshcorgi.com/lists/archive2 Maybe have a read before actually commenting about the owner..

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to say,as much as I ADORE dogs, I find this a wee bit creepy....

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    #36

    Dog Tweets

    sbellelauren , petsbymj Report

    Jessica Jane
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a very rare cat that lets me do this, and same, I will not move until he does <3

    Mich Chen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That means U will spend Ur life in bed, not a bad way to go!

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    #37

    Dog Tweets

    jennyslate Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This literally has happend to me. Also pre-boarding the car the day _before_ going on a holiday trip (with the dog), just to be sure. Anyone else?

    Cassie
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way around it here. We had a dog that would wrap herself around your leg if she thought you were leaving her, so it didn't matter which day you packed everything up.

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    Joanne Palmer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the saddest little face I have seen in a while.....I would never leave him again.....

    L.j. Bus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 2 cats are like this, breaks my heart every time

    Elizabeth Stenning
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made a bed for my cats and dog from an old suitcase so that they can get accustomed to having a case around and don't freak out when I pack.... and because, you know, they live to be in the case.

    Tawni Halfon
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg we had a dog named Reggie too and when we came back from a trip he tried so hard to be mad at us and not talk to us but he couldn't help it we were too excited to see him as was he with us

    Brittany Clark
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't work and so if I change clothes in the middle of the day my dogs get upset because they know I'm going somewhere

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I prefer cats. Oi the guilt!

    Rana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont leave me please ... i will love you more

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    #38

    Dog Tweets

    Hardywolf359 Report

    Carolina Santos
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm really curious about what he did!

    L.j. Bus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I'd keep checking everything until I find someting

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better go shopping for groceries, as no food is left.

    Anonymous Hobiest
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He led you a special brown present on the living room floor.

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just wants you to look around the house for hours when nothing is there to find.

    Blitz
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Um, I just wanted to say sorry in advance. Please don't get mad at me..."

    wizzy
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want u 2 meet someone/something hope u like who /what u see...

    #39

    Dog Tweets

    thatdutchperson Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has happened. :)

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never know what to do with people's babies. I'm just like "Do I pet it? How do I pet it?" Like, babies are really soft, but I think the parents usually just want to you hold them.

    Joy Kinas
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this would be me. Much prefer the fuzzy 4 legged kind!

    #40

    Dog Tweets

    dogtextings Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this his weiner agains the pole?

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    #41

    Dog Tweets

    Dory , mileycyrus Report

    Keira Winterich
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does that girl look like Miley Cyrus?

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From a distance yes. There are too many poop leavers in my building for me to like other people's dogs anymore.

    Kasia Nitschke
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a reason to dislike the people in your building but still like their dogs!

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    Zoe Lovison
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was litterally just thiinking that! it was like you read my mind

    Cat Lady
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the most precious dog ever

    Kasia Nitschke
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @over opinionated - that's a reason to dislike the people but still like their dogs!

    Alexis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it IS Miley Cyrus.

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    #43

    Dog Tweets

    DannyZuker , TheGuestDJ Report

    Lord Beerus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i thought it said the guy's wife ate the dog puke... O.O

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His wife once ate dog puke? I guess there's no accounting for taste.

    Starry Night Lover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG THIS DOG IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!

    Wombat34
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they not have other-dog-puke flavour?

    Ceré Bellow
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol my cat drinks toilet water but my mom worries if the water has been sitting out all day.

    Cara Kelly
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog will only eat one brand of dog food.

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog must have eaten the right food before puking.

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never try to understand a dog's taste! Or do you truly comprehend the joy of butt-sniffing?

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    #44

    Dog Tweets

    taymonnnzzz Report

    Elina
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I thought you meant that the dog was his girlfriend... Whoops....

    Justin Gries
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as well it should. Dog paws do not stand up well to high temps!

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    #45

    Dog Tweets

    Reverend_Scott Report

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    #46

    Dog Tweets

    RyanBarrell Report

    Hiền Anh Lê
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if Trump looks like that, I will totally support him

    Rana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol... thats a good one ...

    Hannah Marshall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much better looking than Trump (who is vile)

    Aliyah Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should've chosen a more orangey-looking dog breed. Smh

    #47

    Dog Tweets

    cutiechaser_ Report

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember this story from a few weeks back. it's a guide dog in training. At that moment for being patient that's what it's getting its caricature drawn. Takes about say 20 minutes of holding still. Good idea for training.

    Eli Lonn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whats up with the yahoo! Leash...

    Larissa Hunley
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dogs name is Yahoo! if I remember correctly from the article

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    #48

    Dog Tweets

    SkylaCheyenne Report

    Rajani Sarasan
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol this is so dramatic! I can imagine a crying man yelling this to the dog.. love it!

    Shumonsta
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband says this to our pup everyday before he leaves for work. If I say "hey what about me?" He replies " you have your own job, fend for yourself"....lol

    Shumonsta
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband says this to our pup everyday before he leaves for work. If I say "hey what about me?" He replies " you have your own job, fend for yourself"

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    #49

    Dog Tweets

    SirEviscerate Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pink ear moment must be the human equivalent of a piece of grain sticking between the front teeth.

    Superluminal1
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we'll see who blinks first!

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm too cute i can't even look away

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    #50

    Dog Tweets

    whitehouse Report

    Teresa Brush
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The I actually got to pet Bo! On the year anniversary that they moved into the White House!

    #51

    Dog Tweets

    BlindChow Report

    Aliyah Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The painful tail tornadoes are so relatable.... Ouch.

    #52

    Dog Tweets

    cherish_lewis1 Report

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy dog lady. That's worse than the crazy cat lady. I suggest you move. She's gonna sneak into your house to play fetch

    Theodora Kane
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's just scary - crazy dog stalker person alert!

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    #53

    Dog Tweets

    mynameisntdave Report

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm so high right now i have no idea what's going now

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's already found the stash... and smoked it.

    GKRD
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Pablo Escobar caught while high on his own supply!

    Jesse Smith
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah- he really looks coked up , he got ripped off.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My nose is so good I do not even need to stand up to sniff what you did."

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    #54

    Dog Tweets

    LizHackett Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto... mine slams through the door

    #55

    Dog Tweets

    Matt_LRR Report

    #56

    Dog Tweets

    EliTerry Report

    Kasia Nitschke
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *making sure my dog is not looking over my shoulder* - this is borderline genius!!

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    #58

    Dog Tweets

    meganamram , lemondrink005 300 comments Report

    Esther E. Willson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harry's duplication spell went awry when he had a slip of the tongue while practicing it on a kernel of "pupcorn" but ask him if he minds.

    Aliyah Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy... The situation he's in... God, this is goals.

    #59

    Dog Tweets

    radtoria Report

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    #61

    Dog Tweets

    blotty Report

    Jhoa
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't disturb me, I'm worshipping the sun!

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dog with a cat's mindset obviously.

    Ching Ngaihte
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Sun Dog God, I praise thee, for every doggy morning, and all the walks I witness. Thank you for making me able to scare cats, and I worship thee. Thank you for my Hoomans that give me belly rubs, and attention. I praise thee for the perfect dog food, my health, and cushions. I worship thee till the end of my doggy days, amen. -Ancient Dog prayer to the Sun Dog God.

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    #62

    Dog Tweets

    TenaciousGrace Report

    Theodora Kane
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fluffy's been at the hash brownies again?

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good, the bad, and the ludicrous.

    Mark Gall
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having lived in Thailand, I know that's the location (I can see a sign), but it surprises me that they allowed a dog into a food area. When I took my German Shepherd to Bangkok from the U.S., they wouldn't allow her into any stores.

    Rebecca Finnigan
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    Dog looks overweight for the breed 😮

    #63

    Dog Tweets

    heymonroe , mv.eduardasantos Report

    Kasia Nitschke
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just knew somebody's gonna get butthurt over this one

    Sarah Muller
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Veggies are treats for my dogs, far from vegan though haha

    Katrina Leitkowski
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feeding dogs or cats a vegan diet is akin to animal abuse.

    Mich Chen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DYaae3SLMc (Husky Denying Broccoli)!

    Mich Chen
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did U see the vid of the husky denying the broccoli?

    Harambe
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's v ruff on the dogs

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he didn't eat it... the gas...

    Catie Brandyberry
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I lived alone with my dog, whenever my mom came over, she brought my dog meat. Needless to say, he was over the moon whenever she visited.

    #64

    Dog Tweets

    bobvulfov Report

    Sarah Gravelin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! This one made my laugh *out loud*

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    #65

    Dog Tweets

    SortaBad Report

    Aliyah Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a completely valid excuse. Go ahead, continue with your work.

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    #66

    Dog Tweets

    hunterwits Report

    phattiusmax
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, what conditioner to use

    Hellysal
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird I just want exactly the same color for my hair

    #67

    Dog Tweets

    LeahTiscione Report

    Catalina Ioan
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I wish my hair was as fabulous as that dog's....

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    #69

    Dog Tweets

    Jacob_Swift16 Report

    Sandra Sanynka
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually did it ... to spend the last month of my dog's life. And it's the best think I could do

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your a sweetheart. I really appreciate what you did for your dog.

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    Deana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this way every day...but because I would like to spend more time with my CATS! :)

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    #71

    Dog Tweets

    TragicAllyHere , theitaliandogblog Report

    Kasia Nitschke
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need the address of her groomer. And i dont have a long haired dog..

    Rana
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can i have one more .... just one more

    #72

    Dog Tweets

    SortaBad Report

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    #73

    Dog Tweets

    aparnapkin Report

    Aliyah Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I've had to go to therapy multiple times to raise my self-esteem after being rejected by a dog.

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    #74

    Dog Tweets

    primawesome Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come again, they sometimes also come again. :)

    #75

    Dog Tweets

    TheWeirdWorld Report

    phattiusmax
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he does have to show you where to go all the time

    #76

    Dog Tweets

    thesulk Report

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every festival outhouse... and I'm usually the last one behind the burrito eating dude

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the metaphore of a rock festival to me.

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    #77

    Dog Tweets

    iwearaonesie Report

    Sue Werner
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFL ... secretly hoping his dog is a large breed. snicker.

    Aliyah Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can your dog face the vacuum cleaner?

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    #78

    Dog Tweets

    PonyMartini Report

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same I certainly care more about the dog. I don't much like people

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    #80

    Dog Tweets

    allegraringo Report

    Brittany Clark
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story! Every time I get mine out and go get my water I come back and all three of my dogs will be laying on it!!

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows what he's doing. His cheeky grin says it all

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    #82

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    nathanwpyle Report

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    British car in north America. That's gotta mess with people.

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    #83

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    leyawn Report

    #84

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    hipstermermaid Report

    Aliyah Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody needs any more advice than that. There's no possible way to take a bad picture of a puppy.

    Maggie Winter
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My puppy is a black lab, and if there's not the right lighting, she just looks like a black blob with red eyes😂

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    #85

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    longwall26 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "like to adopt your dog so we can raise him together" would have been nicer. :/

    Abhishek Ganguly
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Susan is not doing a job good enough to be with the dog. Or the date. One can only assume.

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah you can just buy someone's best companion. He's either joking or a moron

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    #87

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    franzferdinand2 Report

    #88

    Dog Tweets

    dogtextings Report

    Raddy Sunn
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah.. those productive days~ This just made my day :D

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    #91

    When My Dog Waits For Me To Pet Him

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    #92

    Dog Tweets

    _NinJar Report

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    #94

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    jessecale Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a little luck, the president it petting his dog at the same time.

    Aliyah Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do anything to hold off a meeting with the President now that he election's over.

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    #95

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    LuvPug Report

    #96

    Dog Tweets

    Fred_Delicious Report

    Catie Brandyberry
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never ask my dog "who's a good boy?" bc I don't want him to not know, I always just say "you're a good boy" when I baby talk to him. Yes, I have issues.

    Cajsa Lajka
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dog is a good boy, i haven't meet him but i know he is a good boy

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therapist: “Your a good boy! Yes you are! Yesss yooou arrre!"

    #97

    Dog Tweets

    moooooog35 Report

    Aliyah Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told my little rescue that he was adopted. He didn't seem to be affected at all!

    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My poopers gets the hiccups soooo often. I had never seen a dog get hiccups before her, and no, she's not my first dog.

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now he's excited with hiccups that's better! And I hope he's adopted I don't want to think what the doctor said if you birthed a puppy.

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    #98

    Dog Tweets

    thesulk Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or make the jury "awww"

    Abhishek Ganguly
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can he be a murderer??? He is petting dogs !!! The evidence must have been cooked!!!

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    #100

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    Future_Movieman Report

    Larah Davis
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog's name is Trouble Maker Davis, I yell Trouble Maker when she doesn't wanna come home from potty outside.

    Shari H
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat is Trouble Maker, or sometimes I call him Trouble Hunter - because he's a cat. My dog is Isabel Rae because she's my little ray of sunshine.

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    BoredBunny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My poof's full name is: Maple Syrup Fluffytail

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog had a middle name he looked like a gremlin so gizmo was his middle name. On his papers too

    Jocelyn Stephens
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: "Roxy" Roxy: "What? Leave me alone" Me: "Roxy Elizabeth!" Roxy: "Oh Gawd! What did I do now?" Me: "ROXY ELIZABETH STEPHENS!!!" Roxy: "S**t! F**k! I'm so sorry! I don't even remember what I did because my memory span is like 2 seconds but I'm so sorry. F**k! What can I do to make it up to you? 😢"

    Aprille Johnston-Park
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog's middle name is Les. His full name is Gibson Les Park.

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    #102

    Dog Tweets

    envydatropic Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recommend Dog-O-Cam in combination with the Wag-O-Measurer. Now sold at nearby pet stores.

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    #103

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    ughHugs Report

    Aliyah Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm amazed at our advancements in technology!

    #105

    Dog Tweets

    iwearaonesie , shutterstock Report

    Aliyah Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody who has a dog is rich already :)

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    #107

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    MarloMeekins Report

    #108

    Dog Tweets

    robdelaney Report

    CastoiROBLOX
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES. This is my dog. Gotta teach them no jumping while they’re young. Give them a hard tug on the leash when they do. Smh.

    #109

    Dog Tweets

    thewoodenslurpy Report

    Aliyah Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not socially awkward; I'm actually an extrovert. But this is still me: "Hold on. Sorry for interrupting but... But the dog..."

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    #110

    Dog Tweets

    MarloMeekins Report

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    #111

    Dog Tweets

    kibblesmith Report

    CastoiROBLOX
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should really get rid of the button, my dog hates it. That’s why I play compilations on YouTube..

    #112

    Dog Tweets

    turbograndma Report

    Aliyah Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone ever met a girl named Daisy who wasn't a golden retriever? Because I know three of them, and they're all dogs.

    #113

    Dog Tweets

    SincerelyTumblr Report

    Calen McKeever
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait they talking wqtching netflix or having netflix on the bed while noone is around

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    #114

    Dog Tweets

    hipstermermaid , tjones26 Report

    Jessica Holter
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a cardboard box with a hole in it lol

    CastoiROBLOX
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it’s not. It’s a picture from high up.

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    Hannah Marshall
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still looks like its mounted on the wall 😂

    Thalia Kiousi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like you put the poor doggy's head on the wall like a hunting trophy...

    Theodora Kane
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this person have a dog's head mounted on their wall?

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    #115

    Dog Tweets

    LOHANTHONY Report

    #116

    Dog Tweets

    3sunzzz Report

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    #118

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    Mave Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...damn...we need a larger, more detailed map and more pins!

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I would have a wall of pins. And a very perforated map.

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    #120

    Dog Tweets

    lisaxy424 Report

    #121

    Dog Tweets

    bananagrvyrd Report

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    #122

    Dog Tweets

    Reverend_Scott Report

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    #123

    Dog Tweets

    joshgondelman Report

    Aliyah Green
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earning the respect of a dog is much more valuable than that of a human XD

    #124

    Dog Tweets

    KyleMcDowell86 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You obviously did not see this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTPOSdyA7Uo

    #125

    Dog Tweets

    TechnicallyRon , Jeremy Veach Report

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the breed suffers from serious respiratory issues because of the face shape, so I too have never been a big pug fan.

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    #126

    Dog Tweets

    madeleinesweet Report

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    #127

    Dog Tweets

    codyko Report

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I smoke weed I want to pet every dog all at once.

    #128

    Dog Tweets

    JennyJohnsonHi5 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strictly speaking, the people won who now do not step into it. And probably you have won, too, because they will not curse you. :)

    #129

    Dog Tweets

    Home_Halfway Report

    Sarah Patterson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's redundant because if an actual movie FAN watched 101 Dalmatians, they'd know that out of the 101 dalmatians only 15 of them belonged to Pongo and Perdita, then 15+2 = 17 (Original Dogs to the movie) + 84 stolen puppies = 101 .. Lets rejoice in knowledge people!

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    #130

    Dog Tweets

    AliciaATobin Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have the "Animals" category of Bored Panda for that!

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    #131

    Dog Tweets

    mallelis Report

    #132

    Dog Tweets

    jonnysun Report

    Claire Murray
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE ONE OR THE OTHER YOU KNOW WHAT I'M AN ANIMAL BISEXUAL I LIKE ALL OF THEM (even sharks)

    #133

    Dog Tweets

    noelaniig Report

    Brittany Clark
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best mugshot ever! Arrested for chasing the mailman

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    #135

    Dog Tweets

    SarahKSilverman Report

    #137

    This Is Where I Caught Them Hiding...

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    #138

    Dog Tweets

    bazecraze Report

    CastoiROBLOX
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, basically. I have both. So I have everything.

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    #139

    Dog Tweets

    hipstermermaid Report

    #141

    Dog Tweets

    hicksleigh Report

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