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To become a doctor you have to spend four years of your life in medical studies, then 3 to 7 more in residency, before finally getting your license. To endure this much of student life, you either have to be really determined, a little bit coo-coo, or have a dark sense of humor to numb the stress that comes with being a soon-to-be doctor.

With so many years spent pursuing a career, many funny stories and medical jokes are bound to be accumulated. And since people say that laughter is the best medicine, we have compiled a list of the best doctor memes from all around the internet. And who among us hasn’t had a memorable visit to the doctor? You get poked, prodded and asked some pretty bizarre and invasive questions.

Well, what happens when you combine these uncomfortable stories with the less than memorable faces on stock photos? Hilariously funny memes. Yes, our collection of photos below will have you chuckling from the waiting room to the exam room. From horrifyingly expensive doctor’s visits to awkward questions, it's all there. Scroll down below to see the comedic side of all the things about going to the hospital you never thought could be funny. There's also a good chance, that if you yourself are a doctor, you'll find these funny memes about work very relatable.

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These 93 Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine If You Need A Laugh (Warning: Some Are Really Dark)

These 93 Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine If You Need A Laugh (Warning: Some Are Really Dark)

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Mikleo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If anything goes wrong it suddenly is all the doctor's fault...

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Sophia Cai
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nebula how do you convert to atheism? wondering Also it's convert not covert

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Misterscooter
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I thank God for the doctor. And the nurses and the hospital staff. I don't believe God just waves a magic wand and fixes everything.

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Melanie Peapell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Christian, my parents taught my brother and I to thank God for the Doctor and that he/she has the skills and training to be a doctor, that they took their time and ability to studdy to be a doctor. I was in and out of the hospital a lot as a kid and was always encourage to thank medical staff.

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Tiny Dynamine
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless a god taught the doctor the skills, there is nothing to thank god for. There never is as no god has ever done anything for us.

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Denis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I were a doctor, I would change my name to God just to confuse the patients.

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Mae Mosse
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once had a neurosurgeon called Doctor Mort, so basically Doctor Death, he didn’t find it funny when I called him that...no sense of humour at all

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Freya the Wanderer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people don't know where to direct their gratitude. A mortal human does all the work, an imaginary Sky Daddy gets the credit. And that's the same Sky Daddy who did nothing to prevent the Holocaust.

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Maria Campbell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To one of my surgeons when he told me the surgery was a success, I said, "Thank God!" He replied, "Thankyou, you're welcome" then blew on his fingernails and walked off. I love that guy!

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Monika Soffronow
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah. And when the neighbour's kid dies from measles because they didn't have their own children vaccinated, then they will surely blame the doctors ... Belief goes along with opinion, knowledge is something altogether different.

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Nebula
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m a Christian and I thank both God and the doctor. After all,it was the doctor who laboriously performed the operation. But we thank God for his blessing as well for providing a skilled doctor and allowing a good outcome.

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Abigail Piercy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God is the one who gave the doctor the skills he needed to perform the surgery,so yes you need to thank God

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Carolyn Osborn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, you mean the doctor created by God? I don’t have a problem thanking that doctor as well as God!

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xczechr
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Curious how god always gets the credit when things go right but never the blame when things go wrong. What a good racket.

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Todd Robertson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well that makes sense. I guess the doctor just pulled his 'purpose" out of his a*s. keep dreaming.

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Id row
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what we need, more doctors saying they're God.

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Vojtěch Novák
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in the situation when many of my coleagues (docs) are saying - medicine is a normal job-we do our work and get the money.. not to get too involved it seems just fair to pay the doc and thank God. Though I like it too when the patient thanks me (then I thank God for his help)

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Joyce Berman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's true. But if the surgery doesn't go perfectly, the patient blames the doctor, not God.

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Leigh Allen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Surgeon is Hindu and wears cool red rimmed glasses. I always thank him.

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John Louis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am a strong Christian, but when I had stints put in I asked God to guide the surgeon's hand. But the Doctor is my new BFF for saving my life.

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Christina Sersif
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see the problem here. Christian's believe that "we can do all things through Christ which strengthens me." They believe with God all things are possible, including surgery so I can't like this meme sorry.

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Master Markus
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... Christians are d***s who don't give people credit for their own accomplishments because God did it?

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Quinn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

comedian daniel sloss did an excellent bit about this

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Subhash Juneja
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Doctor gets hug money, he gives a s**t to patient- if patient die, still he gets the same money

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Jade Lynn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it was proven that the doctor messed up they have to go to court usually.

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Sherry Conroy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because God guides the surgeons hands so thanking Go would be appropriate.

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LB
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We are to thank God in everything. If God gives a man or woman great abilities and skills to heal, God should be thanked.

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Nebula
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But what happens if you have a Christian doctor?

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Elaine Reed-Anderson
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Because it was God that guided the Surgeons hand...🙏🏾

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Kristina Seditio
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's cute, but no it was the 12+ years of intense medical training the surgeon paid millions of dollars for.

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They should . But also thanks the doctors for their work and efforts .. just a side note : does the doctor entering a surgery , always being sure to secceed ? If so ,he , and only he must be thanked . Otherwise ...

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Aaron Kara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need universal healthcare in Australia, everything that lives there either has sharp teeth, too many legs and is hungry or a kangaroo will kick your face off ;)

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad, but please upovote it to improve people's common sense :-)

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Kjorn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yep they're like: instead i'll get urine injection and eat 3 pineapple a day

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Marti
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, this is genius!!! Is there anyone who can answer a few questions about this? Like - do the bottles have bottoms cut off or not? How deep in the pot are the tubes? All the way down or the middle? :-D I want this!!!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best way to get the Dr. to your room is start picking your nose.

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Perfect Coincidence

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the "You can't get pregnant at night coz the sperm is sleeping"

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Jazmyn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I'm going to be tempted to say this next time I go and get my eyes checked.

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PeachPossum
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True story. Doctor: "You need cataract surgery. That'll cost about $8000." Friend: "I don't have health insurance." Doctor: "Oh, well, in that case, it'll cost about $500."

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Good Handwriting

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Ellis
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once met a doctor who had a very neat handwriting, I gave her a very puzzled look when I saw her note and she just replied "people always look at me like that when they see my writing"

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Found my meme. This is me, as a migraine patient who nearly havent found the right medication who works and need to go to the hospital every 2-3 times a month.

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16 Hour Shifts

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gustavo silva
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once I went for a 72h straight shift. Couldnt bare the sunlight afterwards. Everything was funny to look at, even stoplights

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Don't Go There Then

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Pleasant Conversation

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try getting an Advil at the emergency room and being changed $200.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just finished an EMT class. One of the things we learned is that ambulances handle like big, top-heavy box trucks with terrible suspensions that are filled with fragile things like EMTs and patients. And rolling your ambulance over is negatively correlated with patient outcome. The things handle terribly, have no visibility, and are driven pretty much constantly. Also, most other drivers seem unable to see giant box trucks with flashing lights and sirens on them, and most EMT fatalities happen when you're going through a red light with lights and sirens on and someone fails to notice that fact and T-bones you. Most NON-fatal career-ending injuries happen when you lift with your back instead of your legs.

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Good News And Bad News

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Thomas Kolev
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually saw someone on Facebook thinking that her HIV test being positive was a good thing.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reach out and smack the dopamin with a left while touching happiness with your right.

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Maria Campbell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, mine says, Please leave, all too complicated. Or at least pay me more money, then it is a good disease.

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