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Losing weight is seriously difficult - it takes hard work, discipline, and a good working knowledge of nutrition and exercise to achieve. But while most of us will try dieting at one point in our lives, few of us successfully stick to that new healthy lifestyle. And sure, failure can get you down. But don't give up! Trust me, you can do it if you really really want to.

While dieting can be tough, it doesn't have to suck. As a person of British descent, I can well understand the benefits of reacting to adversity with humor, so for all you struggling to eat healthy foods out there, we at Bored Panda have a treat! Hilarious, at times painfully true, these highly relatable memes about weight loss will help you to understand that you're not alone in the battle against the bulge. At the very least, you're sure to burn a few calories with laughter! Scroll down below to check these funny memes out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

#1

Too Funny To Eat

Women laughing while eating salad, highlighting a funny diet meme.

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Chyppa Homer
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought the salad WAS the joke :D

Ella Crossley
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why did the tomato blush. Because he saw the salad dressing

Thomas brennan
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like to think variations of this exchange is happening in each photo - Salad: "hey...hey..What do you call a hen looking at lettuce??" Attractive lady: "I don't know?" Salad: "Chicken sees her salad" Pause. LOLLLLLLLZZZZ Salad: "Please don't eat me"

BusLady
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Damn, what's in that salad? Happy weed?

tuzdayschild
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My salad made me cry. Clearly I'm eating out of the wrong bowl.

N G
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The cucumber now had a complex about his size

C.S.
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Oh Salad!!! You're such a hoot!"

Han
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We laugh at our undressed salad before we rest it upon a board of wood in our bathtubs.

Tahani
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

those pics are creepy...

Pop Sergiu
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Meme video on losing weight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uULM9b3enog

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According to this survey, one of the most common New Year's resolutions among Americans is to lose weight and get in shape. This is unsurprising in a country that has the highest obesity rate in the world. In 2016, ten U.S. states reported that approximately 70 percent of their population was either overweight or obese, pointing to a significant public health crisis.

Of course, most people recognize the danger of obesity to their overall health, and dieting is popular among those who are looking to improve their general well-being. However, despite the fact that most Americans are overweight or obese, obesity is often seen as unattractive or a sign of laziness or poor character. This also drives much of the motivation to lose weight. It's hardly surprising then, that the U.S. weight loss industry was worth a staggering $70.3 billion in 2018.

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    #2

    At The Gym

    Funny weight loss meme showing a spelled "GYM" sign on a brick wall.

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    N G
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it ain't no restaurant

    Pop Sergiu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weight loss meme video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uULM9b3enog

    TheNerdyOne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U go work off those donuts from yesterday by eating at McDonald’s seems like something I would do

    Symbole Simple
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that gym, the package there is quite cheap!

    Ashima Mahajan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    #3

    Choices Were Made

    Dial scale in brownie aisle with text "Someone gave up" humorously depicting weight loss and diet theme.

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    queen...<3
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, the fudge is cheaper right? Its a financial safe idea lol

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    Tahani
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decisions were made that day...

    N G
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weight here she said

    Vilkas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like someone brought a scale over and put it there to make this stupid meme.

    Caitlynne Collender
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...did they clear that section of the shelf? Or was it like that when they left the scale?! These are the questions that haunt me.

    Monday
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to believe they cleared the section, made a crapton of delicious brownies and shared them will all their dieting friends.

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    Pop Sergiu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weight loss meme video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uULM9b3enog

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    But why do 4 out of 5 new diet plans fail within a month? Well, there are lots of reasons, not least of which is focusing too much on the food while neglecting lifestyle changes and the importance of breaking and forming habits. In order to achieve lasting change, most people will need to embrace a whole new way of living, one that goes beyond simply hopping from one fad diet to the next.

    #4

    Sticking To Your Diet

    Dog with a sign "I ate the wall" humorously depicting diet struggles, next to a hole in the wall.

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    Troux
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I need to lose weight, so I'm only going to have rice crackers for a snack." **Buys 2 bags of cheddar cheese rice crackers, eats in one sitting, generously dipped in guacamole.**

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think i smell cookies on the other side

    Isabel Frost
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all things vegan/gluten-free are good for you.

    BusLady
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    6 years ago

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    Ellen Marie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never shame you dog...it's detrimental!

    Vasil Iliev
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi everyone, thank you for sharing with us this awesome way to lose weight and i want to share with you my way to lose weight wich help me alot. Just copy the link and wach the video. Diet is personal for everyone. bit.ly/2lL5LWK0 Thank me later :)

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    #5

    Nothing Good To Eat

    Dog inside fridge with text about healthy food, illustrating a weight loss meme.

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    Jose Kings
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just me or, did that puppy peed?

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how we go to the fridge 3-5 times looking inside thinking magically something good will appear. Never mind...wait let me check again.

    Dani
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get this doggo some biscuits! STAT!

    Larry Galbreath
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This global warming is killing me human!

    Youssef El
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks for the information youssefweb7-online forever

    Maureen Anderson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t know what I was thinking on my last shopping trip!

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    #6

    Just Throw It Away Already

    Kale in a frying pan with a humorous diet meme about coconut oil and disposing of the dish.

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    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! The more you know........

    diane a
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually - Kale with loads of garlic and a little butter is nice,

    Stille20
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, I think I could eat almost anything tossed in garlic and butter

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    Felicia Dale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion: I love kale! Kale sautéed in coconut oil until just beginning to soften, then add in 1/3 each maple syrup, tamari and water and heat until cooked. SO GOOD even little kids will eat it! Sprinkle with toasted sunflower seeds for more yum! And if you don't like it, I'll eat your share. :D

    Lola
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d rather eat paper.

    Joanne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are plenty of dishes that are sooo good with boiled kale. Here in the Netherlands we eat a lot of "boerenkoolstamppot": mashed potatoes with kale, mashed carrots, onions, gravy and (vegetarian) sausage. It's so delicious! I also really like pasta with kale, corn, boiled egg, fresh herbs and mayonaise (like a pasta salad).

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you cook it like collard greens with ham hocks or a smoked turkey leg it's delish. If you're vegan...well...you know...good luck with that.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don’t need luck because our food isn’t ruined by someone’s rotting leg.

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    Dogs_are_cool
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kale is gross but if you bake it in the oven and put seasonings on it it delicious!!

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If by the trash, you mean into my mouth along with a shitload of garlic purée. Miss out if you want.

    Toni Tangents
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dehydrated kale 'chips,' with soy sauce on, are really nice actually!!! If you don't have a dehydrator you could probably make them in the oven on the lowest setting.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I make them in the oven all the time! But not with soy sauce. I use paprika, salt, garlic, or just whatever random spices.

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    Here are some common problems that people find when embarking on a weight loss attempt.

    • Failing to nourish the body - Your body needs certain nutrients to function properly, withholding food with starvation diets will cause metabolic and hormonal changes that can be damaging in the long run. Instead of punishing yourself by going hungry to lose weight, see food as a medicine than can heal and nourish and promote healthy changes in your body.


    #7

    Me Irl

    Shirtless man indulging in late night snacks with a blender full of chocolate shake, humorously highlighting diet challenges.

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    #8

    The Same Thing For Every Meal

    Beagle eating from a red bowl with a humorous caption about diet and weight loss.

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog went on a hungry strike for better food. I now have to mix a little chicken in the kibble to get her to eat it. She picks around to get to the chicken and on good days she eats the kibble too. (before you complain, I bake the chicken with no spices added)

    Random Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad started cooking chicken for the dogs and from then on they refused to eat anything that wasn't real meat. Eventually we stopped buying kibble or any kind of dog food. But on the upside, the vet said our dogs were exceptionally healthy.

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    NQ L
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We cook for our dogs so they get new food every other week.

    moeless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby birds do it, too. Aw, mom, vomit again? (Who has seen the original?)

    Ashley Say Wha?!?
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea my cats totally complain about that but really, I can't blame them...

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. It seems miserable but they seem pretty cool about it. I guess my cats get their pleasure from killing and eating animals in the garden..?

    Pandykinz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish my dog was like this. We've had to change her food more times than I remember. She will sniff it and walk away

    NinjaWolfy94
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs have the same dog food for about a week or 2 then it runs out so we buy a different brand and/or flavor. Does that mean my dogs are spoiled cause it seems like everyone else that I've met doesn't do this XD they're family, they deserve it :P

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    #9

    It Only Took Two Weeks

    Before and after weight loss meme with man losing glasses, wearing gray and striped shirts.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the cover of every woman's magazine: "Lose 30 pounds in 2 weeks, without dieting or exercise."

    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He seems to have lost a little weight though...Good for him!

    Captain Awesome
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing how much your gut shrinks when you stand straight and suck that f****r in.

    Ashima Mahajan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey i found this and seriously it helps a lot https://193d2405r9d6l08b-hycv7sn8d.hop.clickbank.net/ in a month I loss 30 kg and I tell so many other people about this and it works for them also

    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and my beard! So how much do glasses and beard weigh? Okay, that's how much I lost.

    John Kamau
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahaha... Did NOT see that coming

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    • Unrealistic goals - Many people give up too soon on their weight loss journey because they were expecting quick and easy results. Set short term goals that are achievable, and slowly form new habits and routines that encourage a healthier lifestyle. Sustained weight loss takes time and patience!
    #10

    The Most Effective Diet

    Before and after weight loss meme showing dramatic change with loose pants.

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    Sandy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mirror. it's a f*****g mirror

    Nick P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the bracelet is on the same hand in both the pics.

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    N G
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is fake the top has changed colour

    Elizabeth
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly thought whenever any site shares diet success photos I *always* look for proof that they are the same person. Thus, I'd like to see this "after" photo of her that includes the side tat

    Jerry Oary
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually what happened is, her diet is so good that the tattoo starved to death and fell off. Services are next week.

    Lily Mae Kitty
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    apparently someone doesn't understand how mirrors work...One is a selfie in mirror, the other pic, someone took of her. different side showing b/c one is a reflection.

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, you don't. It doesn't make a difference if she took a photo of her reflection then her friend took IRL. You are still looking at her Right hand. If the second pic is of her Left side, then the image is flipped in photo editor so both are facing the same way.

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    Hollie Newton
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given her right arm is facing us in both pictures ...

    Heather W
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The phone is in her right hand. Go stand in front of a mirror with a phone in your right hand...your left hand is in front, just like the picture.

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    Jonny Chevalier
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the stretch marks are gone as well.. WOW!!!

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    #11

    A Healthy Diet

    Raccoon holding a jar of peanut butter, depicting a humorous take on weight loss and diet struggles.

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    Toby Comics
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND THE HONEY! PEANUT PUTTER, HONEY, AND CINNAMON ON TOAST!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even know they could walk upright like this. What a shame if he can't get the jar open.

    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me but with shredded cheese or Nutella. But yes, I do still steal peanut butter.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat shredded cheese straight from the bag. And nutella right from the jar with a spoon. They're like healthy snacks, or meals, depending on how much i eat.

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    Rodrigo Villa
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are called midnight nom-nom raids

    Kiss Army
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's not my fault... the Ambien made me do it!!"

    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. At least he doesn't have a nutella addiction like I do.

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    moeless
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You live in the Arctic Circle? Bright at 2:00 a.m.

    Paige s
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my brother sleep eats so this was him when he tried to go on a diet :P

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    • Physiological issues - Sometimes you can do everything right and still not succeed, leading to feelings of hopelessness and shame. This is where you can go to a doctor to investigate deeper, underlying issues such as hormonal imbalances, adrenal fatigue, gut flora conditions and thyroid problems. These kind of things can cause weight gain that is entirely not your fault, and by finding the root cause of your struggles you can hopefully address them and move on with a healthy eating regime. Eventually when you regain your full health, weight loss will naturally follow!
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    #12

    Eating Away The Feels

    Fluffy dog with a funny caption about weight loss and diet humor.

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fat and sad but hella cute

    SirPatTheCat
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m really sorry I’ve been thinking for like ever that your profile picture was you, and you had a beard and a hat....but...I just clicked on it and it’s Davy Jones...with tentacles on his face...

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    NinjaWolfy94
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    poor dog, it must be hard for it to move :(

    Ellisa
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't call fat dogs, "fat", we call them "well-loved" :-) That being said, this dog definitely needs to be put on a diet.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lose my appetite when I’m sad. The last time I had serious issues in my life, I immediately dropped like ten pounds from not eating.

    NCC-1701
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh look someone made a meme for my life!

    Ashima Mahajan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Jonny Chevalier
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    may be cute but headed for a heart attack..

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    #13

    Sunday Carbs

    Baby with arms raised and eyes closed, humorously embracing Sunday carbs, a funny weight loss and diet meme.

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    Emily D
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can’t it be like that tho for real 😭😭

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    #14

    The Effect Of Exercise

    Funny weight loss meme with radishes humorously looking like people striking poses.

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    Bluebell Rizzi
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Draw me like one of your french girls

    Sora Lyra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really think radis is cute

    Larry Galbreath
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on let's get to the root of the problem. One root is "walkin to New Orleans", the other one is just kickin back. 😁

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    #15

    Burn Calories Fast

    Burnt pizza meme with text about burning calories, humorously relating to weight loss and diet.

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    Toby Comics
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its better than what i can do

    BusLady
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll need more than a fork to eat that. How about a jackhammer?

    Sardonic Scribe
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That, right there, is a sin against nature.

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did you find a whole pizza that was only 800 calories? That's like a normal SLICE.... I need this pizza in my life.

    Ashima Mahajan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Jonny Chevalier
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at the same time. all that carbon/charcoal will clean out your gut off parasites... so eat up..

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    #16

    First Day Dieting

    Man humorously regretting diet while eyeing person eating burgers and fries.

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    Kesyra
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't he eating?! What's wrong with him? Gimme those!

    Phoebe Bean
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What can be more important than fries? You´re in a restaurant, you eat!"

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha what a sad, sad, sad face...

    Cat Mac
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude, you gonna eat those?

    Beatrice Alighieri
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me on the day *before* starting my new diet... (I'd be the one eating the giant burger with fries. Plus a chocolate milkshake.)

    Ashima Mahajan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    #17

    Going To The Gym

    Elderly woman in exercise equipment area sipping a cocktail, exemplifying funny weight loss and diet meme humor.

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    Nubmaeme
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my kind of gym visit.

    Phoebe Bean
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Granma is like "let me enjoy your suffering"

    AloofFox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do I LOOK like I want to join you in working out, friendly and unhealthily skinny gym instructor? No. No I do not.

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? She's wearing her sweatshirt.

    Ashima Mahajan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Shoto Todoroki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're doing great honey! *claps slowly* "I thought you said you were coming to train with us, Todoroki." Hush.

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    #18

    Regretful Choices

    Cat sitting at a table with lettuce, humorously depicting a diet meme.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I'm a cat. Why am I eating rabbit food?

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a ginger cat that ate lettuce and cabbage . Would fight the fridge door open to get those.

    Troux
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor healthy kitty.misses his Fancy Feast! ›:3

    Ashima Mahajan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Jonny Chevalier
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    much prefer grass... gimmy grass...

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    #19

    How Does This Skinny Thing Happen?

    Funny weight loss meme with text "When you've been dieting for 3 hours but you're still not skinny" over Botero-style painting.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess what? Diet 3 more years, and you still won't be skinny.

    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh.. I lost about 100 lbs in three years.. I am considered pretty skinny (thin? ) now..

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    #20

    Winter Body

    Seal meme humorously depicting early arrival of a winter body, related to weight loss and diet.

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    Nina
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome, looks like a loaf

    Aileen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s actually really satisfying.

    Bored Bear
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear my winter body through all seasons.

    SpazzyCoolKid13
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks... kind of like a rock. Literally like a round little stone

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not hairy enough for it to be a winter body lol.

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But all seals have a fur coat. But it is not thick because the body fat keeps them warm.

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    Jordy Star
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when your winter body shows up beginning of summer

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    #21

    The Demons

    Woman in a dress smiles while her past self in a hot dog costume lurks behind, illustrating a weight loss meme.

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    SkyTheImaginer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hello darkness my old friend...

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I've come to talk with you again :)

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    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay, the dress is hideous.

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now I need to know the context to this pic.

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to take a trip to Der Wienerschnitzel.

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is she dressed like she's about to start a residency in Las Vegas?

    Nakedhampster
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Is that Tom Greene?!

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    #22

    Best Part About Life

    Kermit the Frog looking out a window with rain, contemplating weight loss and enjoying food.

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does all the bad stuff have to taste so damn good.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can actually blame excellent evolution for this. We survived the lean times every year because our livers convert food into fat for storage. And of course the animals that ate the highest energy foods, had the most children survive.

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    Tobias Meiner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move your lazy a**e and BURN those calories. That's how. The ripped guys or gals you may see at the gym usually consume way more than your average couch potato, but they also use it ups during daily workout. Also applies to people who perform heavy physical work. And a good workout can be done at home with no equipment necessary.

    Ruby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My advice- go and do something helpful for your community. Picking up trash or whatever. You will burn calories and help the world.

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    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always said: 1) Never trust a skinny chef and 2) I'd rather be chubby & happy than one of those skinny nutcases who have to weigh their food before they do their 2nd cardio workout.

    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a list on here a while back, something about "Things someone said that changed my life." The one I remember best was: "Do not reward yourself with food. You are not a dog." To which I replied: "WOOF WOOF."

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    #23

    Comfort Food

    Man in gray hoodie eating popcorn from hood, holding a drink, with text about being home alone. Weight loss and diet meme.

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    Toby Comics
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY HAVEN'T I THOUGHT OF THAT

    BeenElle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not as practical as it looks. He’s got popcorn right up to his neck; you wouldn’t be able to move your head comfortably in that setup.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think most people just eat it out of the bag. Then your hands get all greasy. Then you remind yourself that last time you did this, you reminded yourself to use a bowl the next time you ate popcorn..

    Kai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwwwwww no. Then you will end with the sweeter full of salt and little corns, corns that can make a mess in the washing machine.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they say the word genius if thrown around too much.

    Ausrine Ciapaite
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually popcorn is good for snacking as it is quite low in calories (of course unless you add loads of sugar); and 1 can of beer not gonna hurt you that bad.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they make toppings for air popped popcorn that has few calories.

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    #24

    Weight Loss Memes

    Bulldog puppy on a scale with a funny diet meme caption, "It must be the collar!"

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    ravina nimje
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggo is so cute, off course it is collar.

    Symbole Simple
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you should always go on the scale with at least one item on, so that you can blame it if you don't like what is displayed

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe it was that entire box of treats I just scarfed down.

    Valerie Gibson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what it is, but mom cries every time she stands on this

    Anna Repp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It definitely is the collar!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I feel at my Weight Watcher weigh-ins.

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    #25

    Sticking To Your Goals

    Rabbit beside a Jenga tower with text about dieting; humorous weight loss meme.

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    Toby Comics
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bad bunny. CUTE BUNNY... but bad bad bunny

    Rose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is no such thing as a " bad bunny" !!!

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    Bored Moogle
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One cookie will not ruin months of exercise and dieting. If it does, then it wasn't just "one cookie". You've been sneaking whole packs of them for months.

    Elijah Flynn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you make one allowance, you'll make more

    Shinomi Chan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha... ONE cookie eh? sure, add another 1 in front of that.

    FatBaby
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hmmm, and maybe a couple more just in case"

    Tobias Meiner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the prime example of the BS that hinders and attempt to lose fat for many people. A single cookie here and there has basically zero influence on one's weight loss. Hell, a pizza one a week has no influence provided you will include that in your workout or other energy expenditure (because healthy weight loss means predominantly burning more, not eating less; you cut down on eating because at the start you won't have constitution to burn as much). At worst you'll achieve your goal a day later. This is still inconsequential, because losing weight means changing your eating and exercising habits _permanently_. You will not 'ruin' your fat loss plan unless you stop entirely or return you your earlier habits.

    Isabel Frost
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, wonder if they can actually pull it off!

    The Suz 81
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One cookie never hurt anyone!

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    #26

    Diet Meme

    Cartoon character reacting humorously to a billboard changing from "Die" to "Diet," highlighting weight loss humor.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know DIET is a 4 letter word.

    Tobias Meiner
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything you eat forms a diet. That's why 'dieting' is another BS. 'Going on a diet' temporarily (as is most common) may make you lose fat, but if you then return to your previous lifestyle (i.e. the reason you were fat in the first place), you'll return to your previous shape in no time. To lose fat (not weight) you just need to change your exercise and eating habits reasonably and keep them permanently. In general, it is better to start with the change in exercise rather than changing diet (unless it is absymal), as better musculature and constitution is far more important for the general health that an excessive fat (even morbid obesity is problematic mostly because it hinders exercising).

    Janine B.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, the good old Simpson Files. 😁

    FortnitePlayerGirl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another 4 letter word not to say around people

    fitness healthforever
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for sharing this lovely post. have a good day. Diet for skinny girls to gain weight

    Victoria Rey Piuma
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No diet is just die with a t It's a garfield joke with a Simpson drawing

    Toby Comics
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait wait wait... they used that in an earlier episode too...

    #27

    If I Had A Penny

    Man pouring pennies, highlighting a funny weight loss and diet meme.

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    Toby Comics
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd have enough to buy your own McDonalds

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    several, and a chain of pubs, and a few good italian food shops....and....and.....I'll just go now.

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    Biljana Malesevic
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not tomorrow, diet always starts on Monday.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a penny for every time I've been on a diet.

    Lola
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we all have good intentions.

    Sue Knerl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody knows that pennies are pretty much useless, like diets.

    Foxyloxylou
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bess Marvin would be a millionaire

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    #28

    Losing Weight

    Funny weight loss meme featuring a movie scene where a character volunteers as tribute.

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    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish. Everything except them when I lose weight.

    Jennie-Lind Normand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too! I mean yea boobs are great but I would like to wear pretty bras that don't cost the same as a small car

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    Elizabeth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first thing to go when losing weight- don't come back when the weight does

    Shannon Matthews
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg how true. I lost 100 lbs and my boobs were the 1st to go. :-( RIP boobs.

    Rose
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the butt is always last to go. and first to arrive. 😟

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    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be great. I know some women who lost plenty of weight but the boobs still stayed the same so they had to go to the surgery to get smaller boobs.

    Mae Mosse
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one thing I don’t have to worry about anymore they already went when I had a double mastectomy...but the op and cancer treatments have not helped with trying to lose any damn weight.

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    #29

    Weight Loss Memes

    Broken scale pieces on a tiled floor, humorously illustrating weight loss and diet struggles.

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    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Scale complaining* "I said one person at a time!".

    Terri Murphy Trantham
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    5 years ago

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    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we have a glass scale like this, only not broken.

    Naomi Armitage
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the heck ever thought glass scales were a good idea???

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    #30

    Eating Healthy

    A woman humorously chops a giant cake outdoors, embodying a diet meme.

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    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cake is healthy. It has eggs, milk, wheat and other healthy stuff =)

    not a scene
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more great british baking show memes

    Reginald Perin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only she had known the comparative of healthy is healthier. Not more healthy

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