Satan Has An Instagram Account, And It’s Funny As Hell (35 New Pics)

Factually correct.

Not all christians. The Swedish State Church (one of the biggest protestant churches in the world) voted 1909 that the devil didnt literally exist.

Oh my gosh, soooo funny 🤣🤣🤣

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This one comes around quite often on here, but it makes me smile every time.

old but gold

He's BAD, he's BAD. He's really, really BAD XP

How ba-a-a-ad can he be? He's just doing what comes naturally!

The show Lucifer really helped change my perception of what we consider the devil to be. The devil is not evil, he PUNISHES evil. Humans all have a choice in our actions, whether tempted or not. Satan himself is not evil. He wanted free will, people got it, and he gets to punish those that break God's "rules" (if u believe in that sort of thing)

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I want to share a chilling experience I had recently that I believe others should be aware of. I received messages on social media and emails from an organization claiming to be the Illuminati, inviting me to join their ranks. They promised to fulfill all my desires, which initially sounded like a scam.To my shock, they arranged a meeting at a well-known restaurant in Florida, where I encountered a powerful individual who offered me a staggering $10 million and more. Despite the temptation, I felt uneasy and refused any food or drink. After the meeting, they offered to drive me home, but I declined. Fearing for my safety, I blocked all my social media accounts and relocated from Florida. I’m sharing this to warn others: if you receive any communication from the email address houseoftriangleelite@gmail.com, labeled as New World Order, do not engage with them. Please spread the word to keep others safe. Mark Mason USA

Not wrong.

Even Satan knows that people are responsible for their own actions.

He just tempts, he doesn't cause. Humans have free will.

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Okay but according to Christian Canon, Satan rules over earth and is directly responsible for sin so nah

Crowley, sauntering vaguely downwards.

Better drive or get an escalator.

This is so funny

I have to remember this one, gonna start saying this xD As a Catholic I’m already a sinner, I drink, I smoke, I curse like a f*****g truck driver, I haven’t had sex yet but plan on having sex way before marriage, I want a bunch of tattoos inked on my body, listen to “secular music”, and allll for the Hell of it 😎 I hate climbing stairs too. 😉

I'm phobic about stairs, but have no problem with highways.

This spoke to me in the most bizarre way. I feel driven now, like I have a purpose. Probably won't last but it is a nice feeling at the moment.

As my dear old mother once advised, "don't commit suicide. Commit murder."

I don't have any enemies :(

That's one way to look at it.

dark days remind us we are human.....the seas of life get very stormy at times,batten down the hatches point your bow into the storm and enjoy the ride....calm always follow

Oh yeah 👍

I imagine the hell of the flatearthers: they have to stand on small spheres for eternity and there is only one small flat platform for all of them.

Cats are proof that the Earth isn't flat! If it was they would bat their favorite toy off the edge, and make the soft can openers get it!

He's got a point.

I literally have a sign in my living room saying something very similar

I know that feeling! If a politician talks anti labour c**p, I'd always like them to shovel a bit in the sun at 35°C so they can learn what it's like to actually work. But then I remember that I wouldn't like to spend my day listening to their whining and watching their incompetence.

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I´d tell you to go to Hell, but I will meet my friends there and I don´t wanna see you around them.

Well now I want to cross stitch this on a pillow.

I do. I go on Bored Panda.