Here at Bored Panda, we have had plenty of posts about the hilarious hardships of being a parent, and we did a solid amount of parenting tips to go with that. And it doesn't matter how many more we will do, these heartily funny tweets about raising four daughters could never be outdone.

Indianapolis based blogger James Breakwell is considered by some to be the funniest dad on Twitter. His secret? He just tweets his daily conversations with his four smart kids, all under the age of six, on his twitter XplodingUnicorn. The account has over 300 thousand followers, and the four daddy's girls sure love the attention:

“They like what I do on Twitter mainly because it’s all about them,” Breakwell said. “On one hand, Twitter makes me a better father because I spend more time with my adorably funny kids. On the other hand, Twitter makes me a much worse father because I only do it to get more material.”

Follow the link if you want to see more of the best tweets that parents can relate to!

More info: explodingunicorn.com | jamesbreakwell.com | Facebook | Twitter (h/t: halloftweets)

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OanaCucu
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sir, your 5year old is brilliantly and quite innocently vicious. She does right for the tenders, bless her :)

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JillPenney
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The picture is funny. Are you really that upset that a kid is eating cheetos, that you had to take the fun out of the post with your hippy comment? It's probably not the only thing she eats. Go feed your kids beans and be negative somewhere else.

sebaschan
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that's cold, he's probably saying that he does the same thing. that was rude.

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IreneNagle
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Regina Drake, I'm gonna assume you're perfect and have never eaten anything unhealthy in your life. Am I right??

Dakota Zayat
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ReginaDrake sad to see YOU taking the fun out of a tweet purely for humor. as JillPenney said, go be negative somewhere else

Amy Skoviak
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now that is an adorable baby!

Cindy Rodriguez
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So sweet! I have a pic of my son, asleep with Cheetos bag💜 Love them more because tomorrow is not promised, my son passed away @ four years old due brain cancer

Tricia Overstreet
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously comedic fun ! Thank you for sharing your humor

criminalgirl
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh love it, doing the toddler thing...

AnimeAnimal
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

omg that seat looks like the one i had in my family room when i was young.

AlbinoSquirrel
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awwww! Is that the 5 year old or 3 year old? Adorable!!!!!!!!

AlbinoSquirrel
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, sorry!!!!! That might not be the five year old or three year old... My mistake. Sorry again

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Barbara Villegas
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Jill Penney: what is your problem? There is nothing in this tweet that is "hippy". The 'fun' has not been removed until YOU posted. There is nothing here that is negative either. Who the hell shit in your wheeties this morning?

DrCaveatLector
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Are you sure her mother isn't Britney Spears?

ReginaDrake
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sad to see a parent giving that poisonous crap to a child

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JillVilleChildCare
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used the flattened squirrels to teach a life lesson about holding hands when the kids were really young. That squirrel is flat on the road because it didn't hold it's mommy's hand. Worked like a charm! lol

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AniaH
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must have missed the singing princess in Star Wars.

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DariaB
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess this one is my favourite! ♥

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Amy Skoviak
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree with her! Let's all stop growing up and just be naked! lol!

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Pascal Green
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thats how i like to play minecraft yer i just dig holes :)

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DebbieJones
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds like something I might have said when I was their age. Odd how I had five daughters who are nothing like me at that age.

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