We all know that kids say the funniest things, but what about the parents? Well it turns out that they say some pretty funny things too.

The proof can be found on Babble's weekly list of funny parenting tweets that go under the hashtag #funnyparents. See below for a list of the funniest ones compiled by Bored Panda. If you're a parent then you're sure to relate to many of them, and if you're not a parent then, well, you might get a glimpse of what lies in store should you choose to become one...

#4

Funny Parenting Tweets

XplodingUnicorn Report

AttackOnTitanIsAwesome
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup that was me when I was little, so was my sister but instead of saying dragon she said unicorn :P

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#7

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CaffeineandF Report

MikiNyckel
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha truth! I remember crawling on hands and knees into my sons room so quietly, just to see if he was asleep or awake.

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#9

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ConanOBrien Report

#10

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Rèdiño--
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my mum is little, she asked my gran to give birth to a bunny for her. Lol

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#12

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PinkCamoTO Report

Rèdiño--
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an older sister of a 5yo girl, she has learnt names of guns used in an zombie apocalypse and I have learnt all the names of dinosaurs :P

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#14

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WorkingMom86 Report

SusannaVesna
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine if that's because in his previous life he wore glasses, and cz he is young now he can still remember...:P

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#16

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XplodingUnicorn Report

JuliaSchmitz-Leuffen
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ma 30 year-old has always made it a point of wearing different socks: just adds to his aura.

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#17

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AmateurIdiot Report

#18

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tchrquotes Report

#20

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Not_that_mom Report

IshaShehryar
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This. Is. So. True. Even though I'm not a parent, my little brother always did this.

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#21

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MidgardMomma Report

CassidyHoward
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mum and crisp... came in when I forgot my book once and she has a bag of crisp and had stuffed them into her mouth...

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#23

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Gothilocks
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That child is going to grow up to be a fierce feminist! Adorable ^-^

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#28

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lilwestman Report

JenniferCullen
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not for me. My youngest called all of her poop piggies. Before she could flush she had to name each turd and then tell it bye-bye.

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#29

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Cheeseboy22 Report

Rèdiño--
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds weird, because as a 14yo girl, I love Maths, especially Algebra!

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#30

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MummaCrazy Report

Linda Abbott
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My granddaughter was into Disney princesses. She was ALWAYS in costume...often changing several times a day. When pre-school happened, we insisted she wore real clothing. We MOSTLY got her to do it. Here's the thing...Princesses don't show leg. If she wasn't in tights, she spent her entire time either pulling her dress down to cover any skin seen above her socks or pulling her socks up so they were up under her dress. She would pull and push for hours. It was funny...at first..........................................

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#31

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_NikkaBee Report

Bobbie
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true, had the TV to myself, then realised I had been watching Jake and the Neverland Pirates for over an hour. Too exhausted to notice!

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#35

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iamspacegirl Report

SandraSanynka
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then I wouldn't give him nothing else to eat till he eats it and make him watch the documentary about North Corea ou Africa ... Well I guess I shouldn't have any kids

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#38

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XplodingUnicorn Report

krnr58
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have 3 grown girls & a granddaughter. Totally own this!! LOL

#42

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SardonicTart Report

AlbinoSquirrel
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, sometimes it's hard to perfect a picture for homework. Ever think of that?

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#44

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DropsNoPanties Report

MarciaWalsh
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i used to be the house where all 4 of my kids had at least 2 friends that wanted to eat over

#45

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ReasonsMySonCry Report

CassidyHoward
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother looks at his hands, holds up a number and then says something like "eighty two thousand!"

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#46

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amydillon Report

KrystalAustin
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When i get dressed my son asks me if we are going to church or the grocery store..

#48

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radtoria Report

MikiNyckel
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son ... keeping clothes on him was an epic daily struggle.

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#49

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dshack8 Report

#50

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Funny Parenting Tweets Report

IrieVie
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This applies to husbands as well haha!!

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#52

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Marlebean Report

RoseWho?
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is how I'm going to start singing this song!!!!

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#53

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KentWGraham Report

LenoraStewartCrites
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7 years ago

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My best guess would be so they could buy a sense of humor.

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#55

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DomesticGoddss Report

MayerhoferBettina
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how true ans while holding, hearing "wait, wait"

#57

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cray_at_home_ma Report

Traci-AnnaMalolos-delaCruz
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd be in another room, desperately trying to swallow my treat and my 4yo daughter would come running and say "I smell chocolate on your breath!"

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#58

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MummaCrazy Report

MikiNyckel
Community Member
7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And typically after having explosive diahrrea that has covered their clothes and hair and body.

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