We all know that kids say the funniest things, but what about the parents? Well it turns out that they say some pretty funny things too.

The proof can be found on Babble's weekly list of funny parenting tweets that go under the hashtag #funnyparents. See below for a list of the funniest ones compiled by Bored Panda. If you're a parent then you're sure to relate to many of them, and if you're not a parent then, well, you might get a glimpse of what lies in store should you choose to become one...

#1

Funny Parenting Tweets

TheMichaelRock Report

MelodyLanzatella
Community Member
5 years ago

#parentalrevenge

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#2

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hypercraxy Report

MelodyLanzatella
Community Member
5 years ago

I cant even count the many fruitless candy searches I have engaged in.

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#3

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thenatewolf Report

RubyFox
Community Member
5 years ago

hilarious

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#4

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XplodingUnicorn Report

AttackOnTitanIsAwesome
Community Member
5 years ago

Yup that was me when I was little, so was my sister but instead of saying dragon she said unicorn :P

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#5

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XplodingUnicorn Report

old.wyverns
Community Member
5 years ago

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Uh.... Take your child to a therapist

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#6

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DaddyJew Report

CadencePatrick
Community Member
5 years ago

omg hahaha

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#7

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CaffeineandF Report

MikiNyckel
Community Member
5 years ago

Hahaha truth! I remember crawling on hands and knees into my sons room so quietly, just to see if he was asleep or awake.

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#8

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XplodingUnicorn Report

eyan7307
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol

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#9

Funny Parenting Tweets

ConanOBrien Report

frank0ys
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol!

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#10

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Rèdiño--
Community Member
5 years ago

When my mum is little, she asked my gran to give birth to a bunny for her. Lol

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#11

Funny Parenting Tweets

StellaGMaddox Report

ZanMason
Community Member
5 years ago

Landline!

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#12

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PinkCamoTO Report

Rèdiño--
Community Member
5 years ago

As an older sister of a 5yo girl, she has learnt names of guns used in an zombie apocalypse and I have learnt all the names of dinosaurs :P

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#13

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XplodingUnicorn Report

MikiNyckel
Community Member
5 years ago

Haha love it

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#14

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WorkingMom86 Report

MikiNyckel
Community Member
5 years ago

Hahahaha oh dear

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#15

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Mr_Kapowski Report

MelodyLanzatella
Community Member
5 years ago

LMAO!

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#16

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XplodingUnicorn Report

DanielaTanova
Community Member
5 years ago

I'm 21 yo and recently caught myslef wearing a cardigan backwards :D :D :D

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#17

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AmateurIdiot Report

RubyFox
Community Member
5 years ago

good one

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#18

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tchrquotes Report

KarolinaZimińska
Community Member
5 years ago

And we decided that warm food isn't so tasty alter all.

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#19

Funny Parenting Tweets

PinkCamoTO Report

MikiNyckel
Community Member
5 years ago

Waste not want not! ;)

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#20

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Not_that_mom Report

IshaShehryar
Community Member
5 years ago

This. Is. So. True. Even though I'm not a parent, my little brother always did this.

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#21

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MidgardMomma Report

HeatherMack-Scott
Community Member
5 years ago

That is so true done it myself..LOL

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#22

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valeegrrl Report

AntonVinny
Community Member
5 years ago

That I think is a good thing..

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#23

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Gothilocks
Community Member
5 years ago

That child is going to grow up to be a fierce feminist! Adorable ^-^

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#24

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UnfilteredMama Report

SquishCupcake
Community Member
5 years ago

XD XD =D =P XD XD XD XD LOFL LOL LOL LOL

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#25

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outsmartedmommy Report

AimeeElizabeth
Community Member
5 years ago

Can't. Stop. Laughing!

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#26

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BPMbadassmama Report

CadencePatrick
Community Member
5 years ago

haha

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#27

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McKnightyBoo Report

MikiNyckel
Community Member
5 years ago

For the win! :D

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#28

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lilwestman Report

JenniferCullen
Community Member
5 years ago

Not for me. My youngest called all of her poop piggies. Before she could flush she had to name each turd and then tell it bye-bye.

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#29

Funny Parenting Tweets

Cheeseboy22 Report

Rèdiño--
Community Member
5 years ago

This sounds weird, because as a 14yo girl, I love Maths, especially Algebra!

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#30

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MummaCrazy Report

SáraCsizmazia
Community Member
5 years ago

sounds tought :,D

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#31

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_NikkaBee Report

Bobbie
Community Member
5 years ago

So true, had the TV to myself, then realised I had been watching Jake and the Neverland Pirates for over an hour. Too exhausted to notice!

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#32

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TheGladStork Report

SquishCupcake
Community Member
5 years ago

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#33

Funny Parenting Tweets

cray_at_home_ma Report

MikiNyckel
Community Member
5 years ago

LMAO ... Oh God it's so true

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#34

Funny Parenting Tweets

JessObsess Report

RubyFox
Community Member
5 years ago

a bit sad :(

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#35

Funny Parenting Tweets

iamspacegirl Report

SandraSanynka
Community Member
5 years ago

Then I wouldn't give him nothing else to eat till he eats it and make him watch the documentary about North Corea ou Africa ... Well I guess I shouldn't have any kids

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#36

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maughammom Report

CassidyHoward
Community Member
5 years ago

It's backward in my house

#37

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HonestToddler Report

CassieWilliams
Community Member
5 years ago

That's deep.

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#38

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XplodingUnicorn Report

krnr58
Community Member
5 years ago

Have 3 grown girls & a granddaughter. Totally own this!! LOL

#39

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MomOfTeen Report

DianaCrunChewyWatson
Community Member
5 years ago

And all the cupboards are open for no damned reason.

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#40

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Playing_Dad Report

frank0ys
Community Member
5 years ago

Ahahaha!

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#41

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Playing_Dad Report

NadaMaria
Community Member
5 years ago

Lol

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#42

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SardonicTart Report

AlbinoSquirrel
Community Member
5 years ago

Hey, sometimes it's hard to perfect a picture for homework. Ever think of that?

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#43

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Jake_Vig Report

MikiNyckel
Community Member
5 years ago

:D :D :D I'm dying

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#44

Funny Parenting Tweets

DropsNoPanties Report

MarciaWalsh
Community Member
5 years ago

i used to be the house where all 4 of my kids had at least 2 friends that wanted to eat over

#45

Funny Parenting Tweets

ReasonsMySonCry Report

AlbinoSquirrel
Community Member
5 years ago

Haha

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#46

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amydillon Report

KrystalAustin
Community Member
5 years ago

When i get dressed my son asks me if we are going to church or the grocery store..

#47

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onefunnymummy Report

DianaCrunChewyWatson
Community Member
5 years ago

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Like a woman in a frat house?

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#48

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radtoria Report

MikiNyckel
Community Member
5 years ago

My son ... keeping clothes on him was an epic daily struggle.

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#49

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dshack8 Report

MikiNyckel
Community Member
5 years ago

Amen!

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#50

Funny Parenting Tweets

Funny Parenting Tweets Report

SerenaKeating
Community Member
5 years ago

yup... yup... yup...

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#51

Funny Parenting Tweets

BlackCatBettie Report

dark wish
Community Member
4 years ago

ooooooh yes!

#52

Funny Parenting Tweets

Marlebean Report

RoseWho?
Community Member
5 years ago

This is how I'm going to start singing this song!!!!

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#53

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KentWGraham Report

CassieWilliams
Community Member
5 years ago

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Why would you allow your children to take money from your wallet??

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#54

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wife_housy Report

HeatherMack-Scott
Community Member
5 years ago

so true

#55

Funny Parenting Tweets

DomesticGoddss Report

MayerhoferBettina
Community Member
5 years ago

how true ans while holding, hearing "wait, wait"

#56

Funny Parenting Tweets

PLATINUM2000 Report

CasperVanDerLinden
Community Member
5 years ago

30 years?

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#57

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cray_at_home_ma Report

Traci-AnnaMalolos-delaCruz
Community Member
5 years ago

I'd be in another room, desperately trying to swallow my treat and my 4yo daughter would come running and say "I smell chocolate on your breath!"

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#58

Funny Parenting Tweets

MummaCrazy Report

MikiNyckel
Community Member
5 years ago

And typically after having explosive diahrrea that has covered their clothes and hair and body.

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#59

Funny Parenting Tweets

ElKnuckelhombre Report

AlbinoSquirrel
Community Member
5 years ago

Haha I now want to know your child

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#60

Funny Parenting Tweets

KateWhineHall Report

RachaelBunn
Community Member
5 years ago

OMFG, and they have to closely examine each one first. Too true and funny!

#61

Funny Parenting Tweets

Sillymommy430 Report

DianaCrunChewyWatson
Community Member
5 years ago

Absolutely.

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#62

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jake_lach Report

BrendaAlward
Community Member
5 years ago

Always loved when they would pout, house was quite for a few minutes.

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#63

Funny Parenting Tweets

runner_mom2 Report

MarciaWalsh
Community Member
5 years ago

that goes for the pizza box too

#64

Funny Parenting Tweets

ModMomMad Report

MariaKumar
Community Member
5 years ago

I've done that and I don't have any kids yet.

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#65

Funny Parenting Tweets

heatherlou_ Report

PamelaBeuret
Community Member
5 years ago

aaaw!! how cute!

#66

Funny Parenting Tweets

Smug_Lemur Report

CassieWilliams
Community Member
5 years ago

I only have four and it's like this. This is the truest description I have ever heard.

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#67

Funny Parenting Tweets

OneFunnyMummy Report

PamelaBeuret
Community Member
5 years ago

and thats why I have trust issues

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#68

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JimGaffigan Report

KrystalAustin
Community Member
5 years ago

Haha. True!

#69

Funny Parenting Tweets

QwertyJones3 Report

PhilipAtkins
Community Member
5 years ago

This is my life

#70

Funny Parenting Tweets

KateWhineHall Report

KrystalAustin
Community Member
5 years ago

Haha

#71

Funny Parenting Tweets

PetrickSara Report

Jane Oreo
Community Member
1 year ago

Lol

#72

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