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We all know that kids say the funniest things, but what about the parents? Well it turns out that they say some pretty funny things too.

The proof can be found on Babble's weekly list of funny parenting tweets that go under the hashtag #funnyparents. See below for a list of the funniest ones compiled by Bored Panda. If you're a parent then you're sure to relate to many of them, and if you're not a parent then, well, you might get a glimpse of what lies in store should you choose to become one...

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AttackOnTitanIsAwesome
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup that was me when I was little, so was my sister but instead of saying dragon she said unicorn :P

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MikiNyckel
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahaha truth! I remember crawling on hands and knees into my sons room so quietly, just to see if he was asleep or awake.

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my mum is little, she asked my gran to give birth to a bunny for her. Lol

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an older sister of a 5yo girl, she has learnt names of guns used in an zombie apocalypse and I have learnt all the names of dinosaurs :P

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imagine if that's because in his previous life he wore glasses, and cz he is young now he can still remember...:P

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ma 30 year-old has always made it a point of wearing different socks: just adds to his aura.

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MarciaCaruso
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter would ONLY eat chicken. We had chicken ribs, chicken shrimp , chicken roast, chicken spaghetti !!

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IshaShehryar
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This. Is. So. True. Even though I'm not a parent, my little brother always did this.

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CassidyHoward
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mum and crisp... came in when I forgot my book once and she has a bag of crisp and had stuffed them into her mouth...

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That child is going to grow up to be a fierce feminist! Adorable ^-^

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Lisa Ingram
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 2 yr. old daughter in a room full of grandparents and t their elderly friends: UT-OH! MAMA FARTED! Me: becoming tiny and hiding under the couch

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JenniferCullen
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not for me. My youngest called all of her poop piggies. Before she could flush she had to name each turd and then tell it bye-bye.

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Rèdiño--
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds weird, because as a 14yo girl, I love Maths, especially Algebra!

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Linda Abbott
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My granddaughter was into Disney princesses. She was ALWAYS in costume...often changing several times a day. When pre-school happened, we insisted she wore real clothing. We MOSTLY got her to do it. Here's the thing...Princesses don't show leg. If she wasn't in tights, she spent her entire time either pulling her dress down to cover any skin seen above her socks or pulling her socks up so they were up under her dress. She would pull and push for hours. It was funny...at first..........................................

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So true, had the TV to myself, then realised I had been watching Jake and the Neverland Pirates for over an hour. Too exhausted to notice!

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then I wouldn't give him nothing else to eat till he eats it and make him watch the documentary about North Corea ou Africa ... Well I guess I shouldn't have any kids

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have 3 grown girls & a granddaughter. Totally own this!! LOL

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, sometimes it's hard to perfect a picture for homework. Ever think of that?

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MarciaWalsh
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i used to be the house where all 4 of my kids had at least 2 friends that wanted to eat over

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CassidyHoward
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother looks at his hands, holds up a number and then says something like "eighty two thousand!"

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KrystalAustin
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When i get dressed my son asks me if we are going to church or the grocery store..

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My son ... keeping clothes on him was an epic daily struggle.

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8 years ago

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My best guess would be so they could buy a sense of humor.

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd be in another room, desperately trying to swallow my treat and my 4yo daughter would come running and say "I smell chocolate on your breath!"

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And typically after having explosive diahrrea that has covered their clothes and hair and body.

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RachaelBunn
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMFG, and they have to closely examine each one first. Too true and funny!

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always loved when they would pout, house was quite for a few minutes.

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I only have four and it's like this. This is the truest description I have ever heard.

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i have to change shirt as many times as my kid change hers..at first i thought she was just touchy or starting a hug

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drop kids off at school have a flat tire on the way home and realkizds I have to walk home two miles down a snow covered main road, my hair is a tangled curly mess, wearing my pink fuzzy robe and bright red parrot slippers my son gave me for xmas. Siiiiggghhh!

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh yeah, or just poop in the underwear and hide them in their room.

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Going to work and trying to make 15% battery life last because last night your son stole your charger and hid it in his bed!

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