We all know that kids say the funniest things, but what about the parents? Well it turns out that they say some pretty funny things too.

The proof can be found on Babble's weekly list of funny parenting tweets that go under the hashtag #funnyparents. See below for a list of the funniest ones compiled by Bored Panda. If you're a parent then you're sure to relate to many of them, and if you're not a parent then, well, you might get a glimpse of what lies in store should you choose to become one...

#1

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TheMichaelRock Report

teurboa 3 years ago

that's brutal

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#2

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hypercraxy Report

SusannaVesna 3 years ago

BUahahaha! Evil

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#3

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thenatewolf Report

Rèdiño-- 3 years ago

Ahahahahaha!

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#4

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XplodingUnicorn Report

AttackOnTitanIsAwesome 3 years ago

Yup that was me when I was little, so was my sister but instead of saying dragon she said unicorn :P

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#5

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XplodingUnicorn Report

CadencePatrick 3 years ago

hahaha

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#6

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DaddyJew Report

CadencePatrick 3 years ago

omg hahaha

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#7

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CaffeineandF Report

MikiNyckel 3 years ago

Hahaha truth! I remember crawling on hands and knees into my sons room so quietly, just to see if he was asleep or awake.

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#8

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XplodingUnicorn Report

eyan7307 3 years ago

Lol

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#9

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ConanOBrien Report

IldikóZódor 3 years ago

In Hungary that would be 47%... heh it's not funny :D

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#10

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Rèdiño-- 3 years ago

When my mum is little, she asked my gran to give birth to a bunny for her. Lol

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#11

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StellaGMaddox Report

SimonWu 3 years ago

Lol

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#12

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PinkCamoTO Report

Rèdiño-- 3 years ago

As an older sister of a 5yo girl, she has learnt names of guns used in an zombie apocalypse and I have learnt all the names of dinosaurs :P

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#13

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XplodingUnicorn Report

MikiNyckel 3 years ago

Haha love it

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#14

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WorkingMom86 Report

SusannaVesna 3 years ago

Imagine if that's because in his previous life he wore glasses, and cz he is young now he can still remember...:P

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#15

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Mr_Kapowski Report

MelodyLanzatella 3 years ago

LMAO!

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#16

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XplodingUnicorn Report

JuliaSchmitz-Leuffen 3 years ago

ma 30 year-old has always made it a point of wearing different socks: just adds to his aura.

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#17

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AmateurIdiot Report

SquishCupcake 3 years ago

This wqas my brother with apple and orange juice! =P

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#18

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tchrquotes Report

KarolinaZimińska 3 years ago

And we decided that warm food isn't so tasty alter all.

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#19

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PinkCamoTO Report

MikiNyckel 3 years ago

Waste not want not! ;)

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#20

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Not_that_mom Report

IshaShehryar 3 years ago

This. Is. So. True. Even though I'm not a parent, my little brother always did this.

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#21

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MidgardMomma Report

CassidyHoward 3 years ago

My mum and crisp... came in when I forgot my book once and she has a bag of crisp and had stuffed them into her mouth...

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#22

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valeegrrl Report

KrystalAustin 3 years ago

Oh ive been there..

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#23

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Gothilocks 3 years ago

That child is going to grow up to be a fierce feminist! Adorable ^-^

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#24

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UnfilteredMama Report

SquishCupcake 3 years ago

XD XD =D =P XD XD XD XD LOFL LOL LOL LOL

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#25

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outsmartedmommy Report

AimeeElizabeth 3 years ago

Can't. Stop. Laughing!

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#26

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BPMbadassmama Report

CadencePatrick 3 years ago

haha

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#27

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McKnightyBoo Report

MikiNyckel 3 years ago

For the win! :D

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#28

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lilwestman Report

JenniferCullen 3 years ago

Not for me. My youngest called all of her poop piggies. Before she could flush she had to name each turd and then tell it bye-bye.

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#29

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Cheeseboy22 Report

Rèdiño-- 3 years ago

This sounds weird, because as a 14yo girl, I love Maths, especially Algebra!

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#30

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MummaCrazy Report

Linda Abbott 2 years ago

My granddaughter was into Disney princesses. She was ALWAYS in costume...often changing several times a day. When pre-school happened, we insisted she wore real clothing. We MOSTLY got her to do it. Here's the thing...Princesses don't show leg. If she wasn't in tights, she spent her entire time either pulling her dress down to cover any skin seen above her socks or pulling her socks up so they were up under her dress. She would pull and push for hours. It was funny...at first..........................................

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#31

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_NikkaBee Report

Bobbie 3 years ago

So true, had the TV to myself, then realised I had been watching Jake and the Neverland Pirates for over an hour. Too exhausted to notice!

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#32

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TheGladStork Report

AimeeElizabeth 3 years ago

Awwwww

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#33

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cray_at_home_ma Report

MikiNyckel 3 years ago

LMAO ... Oh God it's so true

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#34

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JessObsess Report

PandaBear 3 years ago

Sad, but true.

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#35

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iamspacegirl Report

SandraSanynka 3 years ago

Then I wouldn't give him nothing else to eat till he eats it and make him watch the documentary about North Corea ou Africa ... Well I guess I shouldn't have any kids

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#36

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maughammom Report

CassidyHoward 3 years ago

It's backward in my house

#37

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HonestToddler Report

CassieWilliams 3 years ago

That's deep.

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#38

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XplodingUnicorn Report

krnr58 3 years ago

Have 3 grown girls & a granddaughter. Totally own this!! LOL

#39

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MomOfTeen Report

AyseTekman 3 years ago

Brilliant...

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#40

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Playing_Dad Report

frank0ys 3 years ago

Ahahaha!

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#41

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Playing_Dad Report

NadaMaria 3 years ago

Lol

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#42

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SardonicTart Report

AlbinoSquirrel 3 years ago

Hey, sometimes it's hard to perfect a picture for homework. Ever think of that?

#43

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Jake_Vig Report

MikiNyckel 3 years ago

:D :D :D I'm dying

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#44

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DropsNoPanties Report

MarciaWalsh 3 years ago

i used to be the house where all 4 of my kids had at least 2 friends that wanted to eat over

#45

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ReasonsMySonCry Report

CassidyHoward 3 years ago

My brother looks at his hands, holds up a number and then says something like "eighty two thousand!"

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#46

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amydillon Report

KrystalAustin 3 years ago

When i get dressed my son asks me if we are going to church or the grocery store..

#47

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onefunnymummy Report

DianaCrunChewyWatson 3 years ago

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Like a woman in a frat house?

#48

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radtoria Report

MikiNyckel 3 years ago

My son ... keeping clothes on him was an epic daily struggle.

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#49

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dshack8 Report

JimHorne 3 years ago

truer words were never spoken!!

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#50

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Funny Parenting Tweets Report

IrieVie 3 years ago

This applies to husbands as well haha!!

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#51

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BlackCatBettie Report

dark wish 2 years ago

ooooooh yes!

#52

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Marlebean Report

RoseWho? 3 years ago

This is how I'm going to start singing this song!!!!

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#53

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KentWGraham Report

LenoraStewartCrites 3 years ago

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My best guess would be so they could buy a sense of humor.

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#54

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wife_housy Report

HeatherMack-Scott 3 years ago

so true

#55

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DomesticGoddss Report

MayerhoferBettina 3 years ago

how true ans while holding, hearing "wait, wait"

#56

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PLATINUM2000 Report

MarciaWalsh 3 years ago

or not at all...

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#57

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cray_at_home_ma Report

Traci-AnnaMalolos-delaCruz 3 years ago

I'd be in another room, desperately trying to swallow my treat and my 4yo daughter would come running and say "I smell chocolate on your breath!"

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#58

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MummaCrazy Report

MikiNyckel 3 years ago

And typically after having explosive diahrrea that has covered their clothes and hair and body.

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#59

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ElKnuckelhombre Report

AlbinoSquirrel 3 years ago

Haha I now want to know your child

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#60

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KateWhineHall Report

RachaelBunn 3 years ago

OMFG, and they have to closely examine each one first. Too true and funny!

#61

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Sillymommy430 Report

DianaCrunChewyWatson 3 years ago

Absolutely.

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#62

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jake_lach Report

BrendaAlward 3 years ago

Always loved when they would pout, house was quite for a few minutes.

#63

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runner_mom2 Report

MarciaWalsh 3 years ago

that goes for the pizza box too

#64

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ModMomMad Report

MariaKumar 3 years ago

I've done that and I don't have any kids yet.

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#65

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heatherlou_ Report

PamelaBeuret 3 years ago

aaaw!! how cute!

#66

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Smug_Lemur Report

CassieWilliams 3 years ago

I only have four and it's like this. This is the truest description I have ever heard.

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#67

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OneFunnyMummy Report

LisaHarris 3 years ago

My father caught on to that. Oh. the confussion.

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#68

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JimGaffigan Report

KrystalAustin 3 years ago

Haha. True!

#69

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QwertyJones3 Report

PhilipAtkins 3 years ago

This is my life

#70

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KateWhineHall Report

KrystalAustin 3 years ago

Haha

#71

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PetrickSara Report

#72

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byclintedwards Report

BrandiMcClure 3 years ago

or a cat

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#73

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carlykimmel Report

ClayLK 3 years ago

Oh my god, I totally understand the girl XD

#74

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Parkerlawyer Report

AhnPearlAlfonso 3 years ago

i have to change shirt as many times as my kid change hers..at first i thought she was just touchy or starting a hug

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#75

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PerfectPending Report

#76

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Peauxtassium Report

#77

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Funnyoneliners Report

#78

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WorkingMom86 Report

dark wish 2 years ago

OMG Yes!

#79

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momesty Report

#80

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martinisandmini Report

#81

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mdob11 Report

RadenaLancheva 3 years ago

will be using that one from now on :)

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