Dads and technology don't always go well together. The same goes for dads and humor. But as you can see from these funny texts, sometimes the stars align to create a perfect combination of all three.

In the whole kid raising ordeal, dads take a truly special place - some of them choose to be silent mom helpers, while others embrace this gift in its fullest. And when their little kids turn to semi-grown-up human beings, dads can let themselves relax a bit, thus evoking the specific sense of humor, hardened by many kids' pukes and sleepless nights, that manifests itself in the form of notoriously funny dad jokes.

Compiled by Bored Panda, the list below contains hilariously funny texts messages from dads. In it, you'll find everything from brilliantly bad dad advice to dad jokes that are so bad they're good. Don't forget to vote for the best, and if you like this post then click here for some more funny texts from parents, this time written by moms!

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

agree! Good one

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Cooper Anderson
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4 years ago

hahahaha

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

This is something my dad would do, but with a spider

Fernanda Sant'Anna
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4 years ago

And mine with a cockroach

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bread
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4 years ago

what the fuck moth, that's messed up.

NellyWish
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4 years ago

Ok. This is the actual best thing. Ever.

Targaryen
Community Member
4 years ago

I did something like that with my wife once. She didn't talk to me for an hour. :))

rakuninaru
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4 years ago

ahahhaha LOL

Charles Laster
Community Member
4 years ago

Twisted, but I like it!

Amanda Tomas
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4 years ago

😂😂😂😂

Debangana Roy
Community Member
4 years ago

I can totally relate to this. I have the same phobia. 😨

Julie Fahrenbacher
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4 years ago

Lol

tinklyatom
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4 years ago

Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂

pikachu
Community Member
4 years ago

i think you switched "moth" with "dad"?

It's Caturday
Community Member
4 years ago

As a joke :)

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alexandra laurita
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4 years ago

My favorite of all times!!! Classic.

Candy Alyssa
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4 years ago

Flying roaches are even scarier

Master Markus
Community Member
4 years ago

Why would anyone be afraid of moths? I can hardly think of something less dangerous.

Cathy Shift
Community Member
4 years ago

thats why its called a phobia.

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khloe smith
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2 months ago

dads over exagerate

Alisa Schoeffler
Community Member
1 year ago

This is exactly what my mom texted me before...

Cheesecake Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

My dad would do this. :|

Cassie Dennis
Community Member
2 years ago

Seven years ago, I found out accidently that he was texting this same old girlfriend, and I told him that if it happened again, it was a deal breaker. At that time, our children were still living at home so I decided to remain in the marriage. Now we are empty nesters.. last month i came in contact with an old friend who introduced me to this site almondhackingarena. com they helped me realize that my husband been having an affair with several other ladies through his phone text and fb.. i cannot thank them enough than to introduce their service to people out there in such dysfunctional relationship.. i now know where i stand in the relationship and we've resolved things thanks to almonds. ll

Tyler Bridge
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3 years ago

Hi, i'm Tyler, i had my friend help me hack my ex's email, facebook, whatsapp,and his phone cause i suspected he was cheating. all he asked for was a his phone number. he's email is (cyberlasar@gmail.com)..IF u need help tell him Tyler referred you to him and he'll help. Am sure his going to help you do it. He also does so many other hacks like Result upgrade,facebook, whatsapp, bank, credit card,paypal,skype,Snapchat,Calls... just name it good luck...

Tyler Bridge
Community Member
3 years ago

Hi, i'm Tyler, i had my friend help me hack my ex's email, facebook, whatsapp,and his phone cause i suspected he was cheating. all he asked for was a his phone number. he's email is (cyberlasar@gmail.com)..IF u need help tell him Tyler referred you to him and he'll help. Am sure his going to help you do it. He also does so many other hacks like Result upgrade,facebook, whatsapp, bank, credit card,paypal,skype,Snapchat,Calls... just name it good luck

Ciara Wallace
Community Member
3 years ago

I laughed when it said I am about to cry. XD LOL

Cristi
Community Member
4 years ago

I should do this with my kids, never understood the moth phobia

Sgrsg
Community Member
4 years ago

love the sense of humor :D

Jessica Lynn
Community Member
4 years ago

DAD IS MEAN MOTHS ARE SCARY

Esther Rajan
Community Member
4 years ago

Hahahahahha!

Vheng Ordillas
Community Member
4 years ago

Hahaha

Natika Rae
Community Member
4 years ago

I may or may not have just spilled my coffee all over because of a sudden burst of laughter.

Iapetos
Community Member
4 years ago

Moths are actually nice creatures. You just catch them carefully and let them fly out of the window.

Beetle Bailey
Community Member
4 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

SharonJoy Malinay
Community Member
4 years ago

❤❤

Jörg Zingler
Community Member
4 years ago

Tehe :)

Baroto
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4 years ago

Ooh...ooh

Oscar
Community Member
4 years ago

I laughed out loud XD

Yvonne Leuthard
Community Member
4 years ago

Bahahaha

Paulo Inácio
Community Member
4 years ago

lololololol

Vanessa
Community Member
4 years ago

I hate moth too, it's not normal for a butterflie to be that big.

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bread
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4 years ago

the fact that he is wearing a sombrero.

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Cindy Kruth
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4 years ago

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I dot get this.. I know he's saying NO but to WHAT?

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Cooper Anderson
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4 years ago

😂

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Aleksandra
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4 years ago

That would be me as a parent

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

depend of the age of the kid.

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Kat Blak
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4 years ago

OH SNAP

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Kat Blak
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4 years ago

well that escalated quickly

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Tallulah
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4 years ago

Even dragons are more realistic than that. Dragons.

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Pepper
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4 years ago

at least he's honest!

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Backfired.

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Bunnies are better!!
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4 years ago

What is your actual name? I'm curious

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Amanda Panda
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4 years ago

Every kid's worst nightmare!

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DisneyworldFAN
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4 years ago

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Helicopter parenting 101

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Pepper
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4 years ago

8th grade in a single picture

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rakuninaru
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4 years ago

he asked for it

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John L
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4 years ago

Just wait 'til you get home little fellow. Lol!

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Kjorn
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4 years ago

OMG! that's awesome!

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Bethany
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4 years ago

Lol

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bread
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4 years ago

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DisneyworldFAN
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4 years ago

That is funny!

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Just a Purpler
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4 years ago

?

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SM
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4 years ago

that backfired royally

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Kat Blak
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4 years ago

I fell on the floor laughing so hard

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Alanna Wakefield
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4 years ago

That is just horrific I would want to crawl under a rock and die if i sent that to my dad lol

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Tallulah
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4 years ago

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Umm... I hope these are fake...

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Andrei Dima
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4 years ago

Roflmao

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John L
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4 years ago

Nothing like stirring up the old sibling rivalry, is there?

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Bethany
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4 years ago

Ew

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Socially Awkward
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4 years ago

I think the unicorn is cool 🦄

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Thomas O'Keefe
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4 years ago

Lightly. Fried. Fish. Fillets. Bring it on, kid!

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Cecilia Valerio
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4 years ago

Love it ❤❤

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Timothy D.
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4 years ago

ermagherd

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bread
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4 years ago

:~)

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bread
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4 years ago

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IAmTheRealTimbo
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4 years ago

...I would not wanna be that kid...

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Alanna Wakefield
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4 years ago

Or give him a little "pick me up" lol 😂😂😂

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Alanna Wakefield
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4 years ago

You always deny deny deny lol at least the lesson was learned

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Mell
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4 years ago

Why :|

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rakuninaru
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4 years ago

That could actually work..

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Kirstine Andersen
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4 years ago

(Female here) Sounds like something my sister or me would say. Our dad has probably Said it once or twice also.

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Steefje Leefje
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4 years ago

Hahahaha! Spent 2 minutes laughing at this one! Nearly woke up my man :-)!

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bread
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4 years ago

|:~)

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rakuninaru
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4 years ago

sweet!

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Too Lazy To Care 🐼
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4 years ago

To be fair anal sex is very dangerous and risky and can harm someone.

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Luc Mailloux
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4 years ago

At least he's accepting.

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Tallulah
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4 years ago

My dad would NEVER day something like that to me :/

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rakuninaru
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4 years ago

hehe

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Just a Purpler
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4 years ago

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what does Canada have to do with anything lol

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Cheryl LaCieurt
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4 years ago

😆😆

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Cecilia Valerio
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4 years ago

Hahahaha

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Too Lazy To Care 🐼
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4 years ago

The use of the word retarded was uncalled for.

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LauRa Morgan
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4 years ago

Finally some originality!

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Angelika Okotokro
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4 years ago

This is great 😂😂

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Jhoa
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4 years ago

What a sense of humor... (Requester)

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Andrei Dima
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4 years ago

Wrap??

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