Dads and technology don't always go well together. The same goes for dads and humor. But as you can see from these funny texts, sometimes the stars align to create a perfect combination of all three.

In the whole kid raising ordeal, dads take a truly special place - some of them choose to be silent mom helpers, while others embrace this gift in its fullest. And when their little kids turn to semi-grown-up human beings, dads can let themselves relax a bit, thus evoking the specific sense of humor, hardened by many kids' pukes and sleepless nights, that manifests itself in the form of notoriously funny dad jokes.

Compiled by Bored Panda, the list below contains hilariously funny texts messages from dads. In it, you'll find everything from brilliantly bad dad advice to dad jokes that are so bad they're good. Don't forget to vote for the best, and if you like this post then click here for some more funny texts from parents, this time written by moms!

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

agree! Good one

RUBY DELLINGER
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11 months ago

OMG LOL!

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Just a Purpler
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3 years ago

Some of these conversations (probably most tbh) are totally made up or staged...

Cesi Baca
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes agree. Sent home and suspension for that. Don't think so.

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John L
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3 years ago

As they use to keep telling me, "Good Initiative, Poor Judgement", before all of the push-ups began.

Cesi Baca
Community Member
3 years ago

Suspended??? Ok it's funny but don't believe this is real either.

Bridget Smith
Community Member
3 years ago

I have a hard time believing this because, as a teacher, if i said something like that to a student the wrath of hell would come down upon me in the form of parent complaints to the principal for "bullying" a student

maggiemoonbeam
Community Member
3 years ago

Yes, things have changed (in public schools, anyway.) But I had some seriously bitchy teachers at my prep school in the '60s.

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Jen H
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3 years ago

And any "teacher" that called my son an idiot would have that ruler shoved up his or her ass.

Lilya
Community Member
3 years ago

Me as a parent.

Gillian Black
Community Member
3 years ago

well I hate to burst your bubble but it happens ask my son he will tell you but I also had to laugh then go to the school and sort it out

Judy Beninati
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3 years ago

This kid will go far, but first he will need an education 😂💖

Alex smith
Community Member
3 years ago

Lol

Griselle Lugo
Community Member
3 years ago

Genius!

bread
Community Member
3 years ago

I wish my parents would say that. I wouldn't get tho I would have to clean for the whole time I was suspended.

Alisa Schoeffler
Community Member
1 year ago

My dad would just talk to my teacher and ask why she called me an idiot...

Lorrie Colclough
Community Member
1 year ago

Luv it

Cheesecake Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

Hhh props to dad

Samrudh Soogareddy
Community Member
2 years ago

lol

Sushi Smack
Community Member
2 years ago

ha! good for him! mean teachers SUCK!

Becky Gomez
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2 years ago

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Becky Gomez
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2 years ago

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ARACELI figueroa
Community Member
2 years ago

He's an awsome dad.

LeSaltix LeSaltix
Community Member
3 years ago

if I was a dad! I would say that xD but if I grow up I'll be a mom and I need to tell my children what to do! ugh

Lazy Panda
Community Member
3 years ago

What teacher calls a child an idiot?! I might do that but that's why I don't want to be a teacher

Dallas John
Community Member
3 years ago

best dad every

Long Joan Silver
Community Member
3 years ago

I'm laughing extremely hard at this! The kid makes a valid point

Fuzzysoul of Windclan
Community Member
3 years ago

Best dad ever!

John Fasano
Community Member
3 years ago

teacher should have been reprimanded

Swarnkar Nancy
Community Member
3 years ago

Awesome reply

criminalgirl
Community Member
3 years ago

Great Dad work.

Amaranthim Talon
Community Member
3 years ago

And may I suggest some counseling or "teacher"

Maria Martin
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHAHA.

Joachim Rimer
Community Member
3 years ago

Brilliant! :D

Emre
Community Member
3 years ago

hahaaaa best dad response ever

Deirdre Aine
Community Member
3 years ago

That dad is an idiot.

Lubova Krylova
Community Member
3 years ago

Really right answer!

Steve Mercier
Community Member
3 years ago

Nice answer😂🤣😂😂

Cora Herz
Community Member
3 years ago

good kid!

Paulo Inácio
Community Member
3 years ago

Muito Bom!!!

Gillian Black
Community Member
3 years ago

you got it TEACHER left him/her self wide open wonderful

Susie Kang
Community Member
3 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA....GOOD ONE!!!!!!!!!!

Pauline Snuggs
Community Member
3 years ago

Nice one!

P.Brux FHell
Community Member
3 years ago

This is me and my dad. He lectured the principal of my elementary school every single time they called him beacuase of me being sassy with teachers hahahaha

Oscar
Community Member
3 years ago

That teacher should have seen that coming.

maggiemoonbeam
Community Member
3 years ago

Set herself up for it, IMHO!

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Kasia Solomon
Community Member
3 years ago

Most fitting response! He was asking for it. Lol

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Cooper Anderson
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3 years ago

hahahaha

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

This is something my dad would do, but with a spider

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Cooper Anderson
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3 years ago

OMGGGGG THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!

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Annette Dijkstra
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3 years ago

Genius in the genes!

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Cooper Anderson
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3 years ago

😂

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Aleksandra
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3 years ago

That would be me as a parent

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

This is clearly his son he's talking to, he definitely wouldn't have said any of that to his daughter. #Doublestandards

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Intensive Panda
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3 years ago

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Kat Blak
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3 years ago

well that escalated quickly

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Amanda
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3 years ago

Haha 😂

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Alanna Wakefield
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3 years ago

This one is amazing lol

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

Backfired.

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Too Lazy To Care 🐼
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3 years ago

Just so you know the whole "Luke, I am your father." is actually wrong. The correct quote from the movie is "No, I am your father."

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

Every kid's worst nightmare!

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bread
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3 years ago

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rakuninaru
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3 years ago

LOL

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Bunnies are better!!
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3 years ago

Yeah, that's no SECRET

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John L
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3 years ago

Just wait 'til you get home little fellow. Lol!

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Bunnies are better!!
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3 years ago

Yes!! Here's some joke I read along time ago that's similar(It's kind of long, so I'm using the link): http://www.reshareworthy.com/father-is-shocked-by-letter-from-his-son-until-he-reads-the-ending/

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Bethany
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3 years ago

Lol

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Nina Milano
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3 years ago

😂😂😂

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John L
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3 years ago

Is that an ultimate put-down or what?

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Intensive Panda
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3 years ago

I guess dad tried to update his status

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SM
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3 years ago

that backfired royally

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Amanda Panda
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3 years ago

OMG I love this so much!

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Alanna Wakefield
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3 years ago

That is just horrific I would want to crawl under a rock and die if i sent that to my dad lol

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grenuke 17
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3 years ago

Yes, I LOVE this.

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Andrei Dima
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3 years ago

Roflmao

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rakuninaru
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3 years ago

hahaha cruel

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GlassOfWater
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3 years ago

Have you heard of the movie 'The Bed'? Well you couldn't have because it hasn't been made yet :P

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Paula Bogomolova
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3 years ago

I laughed at this for at least 10 min straight

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Thomas O'Keefe
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3 years ago

Lightly. Fried. Fish. Fillets. Bring it on, kid!

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Cecilia Valerio
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3 years ago

Love it ❤❤

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Madison Ella Walzberg
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3 years ago

😳 wow just wow

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Cooper Anderson
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3 years ago

😂

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bread
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3 years ago

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IAmTheRealTimbo
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3 years ago

...I would not wanna be that kid...

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Alanna Wakefield
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3 years ago

Or give him a little "pick me up" lol 😂😂😂

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Alanna Wakefield
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3 years ago

You always deny deny deny lol at least the lesson was learned

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Socially Awkward
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3 years ago

The low battery is driving me nuts!

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rakuninaru
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3 years ago

That could actually work..

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Kirstine Andersen
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3 years ago

(Female here) Sounds like something my sister or me would say. Our dad has probably Said it once or twice also.

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Steefje Leefje
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3 years ago

Hahahaha! Spent 2 minutes laughing at this one! Nearly woke up my man :-)!

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John L
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3 years ago

What!? Nobody is commenting here?

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rakuninaru
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3 years ago

sweet!

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Angelika Okotokro
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3 years ago

T.M.I. 😂😂😂

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Luc Mailloux
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3 years ago

At least he's accepting.

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Tallulah
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3 years ago

My dad would NEVER day something like that to me :/

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rakuninaru
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3 years ago

hehe

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TofuShoes
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3 years ago

What's up with virgin wireless? Haha

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Cheryl LaCieurt
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3 years ago

😆😆

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Cecilia Valerio
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3 years ago

Hahahaha

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stella
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3 years ago

He looks like JIM CARREY!!!

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LauRa Morgan
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3 years ago

Finally some originality!

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Angelika Okotokro
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3 years ago

This is great 😂😂

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Jhoa
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3 years ago

What a sense of humor... (Requester)

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Andrei Dima
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3 years ago

Wrap??

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