50 Hilariously Spot-On Memes About Stereotypical Middle-Class Dads Shared On This Account (New Pics)

Omg yes! We would get hot chocolate and donuts too. Best Xmas memories ngl

I am now that parent 🤘

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My favorite Christmas memory, ever (other than the year I got a Fonzy motorcycle), is the time we saw a life size Nativity scene. As my kinda devout Catholic mum slowed down so we could all get a good look, my younger sister piped up from the back of the station wagon with "please don't stare at the exhibit for too long. The mother WILL eat her young." I started laughing so hard, I almost wet myself. It only got worse when my mum started sputtering "CHRISTINA FRANCES!" over and over, which only encouraged my cackling fits. I had the mother of all headaches by the time we got home, but it was sooo worth it. I still can't see a Nativity display without the urge to start laughing.

I still do this

Yes we would also get like mint milkshakes

its had 800,000 plays now lol

Dave’s wife sounds like someone I could get along with!

What in the world is instrumental snoring

200k on youtube too: https://youtu.be/xIso1MH8L8Q

lol that's awesome

Perhaps murderous walks?

My escape valve was driving. I remember being so angry at my then-husband, and how I drove so far away without noticing that I had to rent a motel room before heading back the next day.

I do something similar.Instead of killing people, I walk away from them =D

My father would just drive off and not come home for hours. It always worried us! I aways imagined he would have an accident, but he was always a careful driver, even when angry.

Might have been murdering people on his walks

Don't forget jumping off progressively taller things and getting a little concussed!

One time a friend yeeted herself out of a swing in well, full swing and bit off part of her tongue (they sewed it back on) and half the kids watching puked because of the amount of blood pouring out of her mouth and we stood there in a blood and vomit lollapalooza, great times.

Jumping bikes off ramps Dad told us not to

Climbing Into a large truck tire and rolling down a steep hill into the Pacific Ocean

Lol! Relate to this so much. I’m 43 and had a super fun/wild childhood/ always outside and getting into trouble (in mostly pg13 ways). Feel like my young nieces and nephews are so boring and sheltered.

I’ll admit, I sigh laughed.

This is gold!

LOL 😆 🤣 😂

Not the expected response but, nevertheless, an excellent one.

Das good stuff XD

Peak dad exchange

I hope, oh I HOPE that the two wives were standing right there and had to listen to the whole thing.

That guy’s Twitter is a goldmine of hilarious dad/parent gems like this.

how special

I have done this

Also leave the hot water in the bath until it cools down, to warm-up the house.

Makes sense.

We can't do that because our dumb pets try to jump inside.

Why not?

I love the idea someone just plans ahead like this to mess with a stranger. Now throw some meat in there so when they open it it stinks like crazy as well to add to the realism.