This Instagram Page Posts Relatable Memes About Stereotypical Middle-Class Dads, Here Are 40 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)
Not to sound too cheesy, but we love our dads very much. They’re the epitome of strength and wisdom, and they’re an endless source of dad jokes mixed with a subtle willingness to gently embarrass their kids. They’re a force of nature to be reckoned with. In short, dads are totally rad, and we don’t think they get the recognition they deserve.
The ‘Rad Dad’ Instagram page is a celebration of fathers in all of their glory: from hilarious memes to funny and cringy social media posts, the social media project has a bit of everything to show what it’s like being a parent. Being a dad is a badge of honor, and you’ve got to earn it joke by joke.
Scroll down for the best dad posts from ‘Rad Dad’ and remember to upvote the pics that made you smile and laugh the most. Hopefully, this list will be a reminder to call your parents. If you’ve got any great dad jokes or stories about your parents, we’d love to read all about it in the comment section. Oh, and if you’d like some more dad radness, check out Bored Panda’s previous article right here once you’re done enjoying this one.
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Bored Panda got in touch with relationship expert and father-of-two, Dan Bacon, to hear about what qualities make dads good role models for their children. Dan, the founder of The Modern Man, said that practically everyone will have a different opinion on this, and it's "based on what kind of dad they would have preferred when growing up, or what kind of dad they’d like to be, which could be based on their own father or ideas on how to be a better father."
However, he shared with us the personal qualities that he has which he believes sets a good example for his daughters "in terms of their own behavior and what to expect from a man when they grow up and begin dating."
In short, Dan stays true to his word, is very open and honest with his family, keeps his emotions under control, and strives to be confident and ambitious.
Also throwing my hands up in the air. Definitely a gesture of frustration = not my fault 😂
Load More Replies...I move to the LEFT to shine my headlight in their side mirror. Apparently, I'm the ars
I'm a jerk, I stake claim to the left side bc I intend to get behind others who prefer my speed... or lack thereof. 👹
I throw hands up and move over. If im behind à car that does that i really appreciate it
Can relate. I have a garage full of these. And nuts and bolts. And screws. In my defence, my kids have often said 'Dad, do you have a nut and bolt that's this long but only really thin..,' and I usually do! So there.
- "I love people for who they are, rather than expecting them to think, behave or act like me. This allows people to be themselves around me, rather than having to put on an act.
- I keep promises. This is something I naturally do, but it has the positive effect of being someone they can rely on.
- I love their mother (my wife) genuinely and always support her and work with her in the relationship, rather than against her. This is only truly possible if a man truly loves the woman he is with and wants to be with her. It’s not something that can be faked for a long time.
- I don’t hide my feelings of love and openly say, 'I love you' to my daughters and wife, which in turn, creates an environment where they can say it without feeling embarrassed or shy."
Too bad it's cropped out the actual funny part! BP Idiots. Ironically, they used this photo as the teaser, and the teaser included the funny part, which was a sign that said something like "Frozen - Hispanic" - Stupid BP.
If you stopped and you're an adult, do it! I love seeing the truck driver's smile when I do it.
That's hilarious. People and their stupid signs. I would put it there too.
I'd never put that sign there. My kids throw caution to the wind and might do it.
I'm speechless.. please tell me he keeps the nutella in the kitchen with the sign??
The dad continued:
- "I don’t get angry or lose control of my emotions if my daughters or wife for that matter, aren’t behaving perfectly or exactly how I want. Instead, they sense that I prefer when they behave better, which then makes them want to do that. I don’t force them to do it, so they do it out of love.
- I have big goals and am constantly working towards them, but still make time for my wife and daughters. Since they don’t feel left out or ignored, they continue to respect the fact that I have goals, am working hard towards them and need space and time to do that.
- I am confident around them, other people and in any situation we encounter, which then makes them feel safe and protected. My daughters have been able to experience what it’s like to be around a man who is respected by others, rather than looked down upon, picked on or bullied due to him being insecure or soft. As a result, they will likely prefer more confident men in future."
Dan stressed that a man doesn't have to have all of the qualities that he does if he doesn't want to. "That’s the kind of person I am and as a result, it may result in my daughters wanting to find a man who also approaches them and life in that way."
dani, she's checking out his water bottle if that's what you're saying
Load More Replies...For those who might not know Dominic Holland is a multi millionaire, award-winning comedian, actor and author. In amongst the books he's written was 'Eclipsed' which documents his son's rise to fame which, obviously, has overtaken his own.
It was an awkward moment when they showed up in their leather suits
Load More Replies...Bricks, Doorways, Siding and Mirrors. Home renovation.
Load More Replies...Yeah mom that's for throwing away my PSP (today's equivalent would be the Nintendo switch)
Used to think my dad shuttered... now I realize that he was filtering himself from all the cursing he wanted to do when I had farked up see this now as I do the same thing with my kids
Yeah I had a foster child from hell one time. I remember standing out in my pasture smoking a ... cigarette, thinking, I really do not want to go back in that house! And then having the realization that I had just joined the thousands upon thousands of parents that had done the exact same thing.
The ‘Rad Dad’ Instagram account has been enjoying some wild success online. Currently, over 1.8 million people follow the page so they get the freshest and cheesiest dad memes in their feeds. The account posts new pics practically every single day, so there’s almost always something for everyone.
Being a dad—especially a good one—can mean a lot of different things for everyone. Some families value gentleness and empathy over everything else; others believe that quiet and industrious stoicism is the way to go. However, whatever your personal thoughts on the matter might be, what lies at the core of fatherhood is spending quality time with the kids.
I walked into a store that had 5 picture frames in the front with the letters spelling DREAM. I rearranged them to MERDA and laughed for hours. Still laughing now.
If something happens to me I'd want the word out like how this conversation with dad was.
for everyone that didn't know, 💀 is equivalent to 😂 (maybe you use the emojis a little differently...... just a little....)
Only one witch here what are the people in the black supposed to be
question is, who wore it better? just kidding, it was obviously, without a doubt the dad
To be fair, it seems like there was no specification on the type of witch.
He must've thought, Ok Man Witch...and then this genius idea was born
Dr. Jeremy Davies, from the Fatherhood Institute in the United Kingdom, told Bored Panda earlier that it’s time with their parents that children need more than anything else.
"And time can be hard to find, if you’re focused on earning money—which is part of what you need to do as a parent, but only part of it. So finding time when you’re out at work is the biggest challenge," he explained to us.
Dr. Davies stressed that new dads should strive to organize their lives so they get to do "a good chunk of the hands-on caring" early on. Getting “stuck in” and helping out with childcare is the way to go.
"If that’s tough because of the job you do, maybe there are ways you can tweak your working week to free up more time? If not, and that feels like a problem, maybe you need to think about a different career?" the Fatherhood Institute representative suggested that dads consider prioritizing spending time with their families over their careers.
When my small business started making money but I had some free time in the winter, I took their class and worked for H&R Block for two tax seasons to learn how to do may taxes. Made money, not much money tho, while I learned the craft.
Literally this but with Home Depot. It only ended bc I caught COVID and went long-haul.
“…or would you like the scrambled eggs?” “Nah im too hungry to chase ‘em”
Probably. If my kids brought home a dog or cat there a good chance they'll like me more than them. Not everyone is an animal person though so it depends.
Load More Replies...My dad was a big man with a heart of mush. He couldn't resist an animal in need. He brought home his share, believe me.
A random dog wandered onto our 2 acre property when I was about 16. He looked to be around 2 years old, and based his build, markings, and personality he seemed to be a lab/border collie/ maybe something else. My mom and my two sibs wanted to keep him, my dad didnt care at the time. We kids named him Doodle. Over the years, Doodle picked my dad as his person, and my dad loved it; he was my dad’s best friend, followed him all over the yard, laid down beside him when he was working outside, when on pick-up rides… when Doodle was about 13, after multiple treatments and vet visits to try to get him well, Doodle had to be put down. My dad make it clear to my mom that he wanted to take Doodle, and that he would go alone. My mom said that for as long as he was gone, she was pretty sure he stayed until it was done. ❤️🩹
Yup! I wasn’t able to take my cat when I left the nest. His cat now 😂
My sister's dog was usually baby sat by us until it died. Katy usually took my mother the most, and she died at their place when my sister and her kids were gone one day traveling to Regina. When I spoke to my Dad the next day he was just as emotional as my Mom was even though he never usually pet Katy or played with her much. It was an emotional day for all of us.
Helping out your partner with childcare and chores is vital. "Don’t hang back like she’s the boss. Men are biologically primed to look after children, just like women are, and practice makes perfect. If mum seems better at this stuff, it’s almost certainly because she does more of it. The more you do the better you get,” the expert told Bored Panda that dads definitely shouldn’t be afraid to help out.
Unfortunately, there are no shortcuts: you have to carve out the time necessary to change nappies, bathe your kids, put them to bed, and sing or read to them before bed. However, the rewards are definitely worth it.
"That’s how you’ll build the bond with your baby, and from that, you’ll build a wonderful, lifelong relationship with him/her."
my dad once almost did that at Lowes bc he hated how dry they were (the employee stopped him tho...)
Mind craft.... This joke is too meta for a dad, dad jokes are lame, not complex and layered, I'm losing sleep trying to figure out if he's in on it
Yeah I was annoyed by my dad who did that and now I know why he does it from being a dad now too lol
This is so funny to me... and relatable; as both a parent and a (former) child.
“Mindcraft” was on purpose, trust me. That was one of the layers of the joke.
i.e. Way funnier than just using the old classic “Mindcraft” dad joke.
Load More Replies..."COMPUTER LEGOS".... that is hilarious! And I'm calling Minecraft from here on out just to have my kids eyes rolling lol
So, in your lame attempt to ridicule you actually unknowingly defined what a dad joke is; Lame, not complex or layered. In other words, it was a fantastic dad joke. First, you need to understand the world as it is, open your mind to allow for thought to process quickly and accept the fact that dads are the bomb at makin us laugh simply because hes lived long enough to know not to give a s**t about anything and that a dumb joke is worth even a smile from our kids because as tacky as we may be in our dad joke spotlight its a small way to bring us together for the flash in a pan moment and laugh or to hear " omg dad ur so goofy, get outta here". Every opportunity I get I go all in goofy just to see my daughter smile. Simple and to the point comedy!
But If you wake up in the middle of the night and look out your window...
The Police have had to ask a couple of houses in Toronto to take these down - worried that the distraction might cause traffic accidents. No to mention 911 calls.
How many times will someone call 911 before fire and rescue stops by to burn that dummy lol
It needs a sound system that plays moaning and help cries to complete the set up
Dad jokes tend to be either loved or loathed. And they’re actually a pretty global phenomenon. Usually, they’re awkward, ridiculous gags that can make folks (especially the younger generations) cringe. At the same time, they’re clever, pun-tastic, and can be incredibly original. Above everything, they’re pretty darn neutral: it’d be quite a feat to find a dad joke that insults anyone.
yeah.. it was kind of like this at my dads wedding. step mom did most of the planning.
I thought you were going to say it was like this with his new bride. 😂😂
Load More Replies...You get to a certain age and you know mom was the only one doing the shopping.
Yeah this tracks, I never know what my kids get unless my wife tells me - lol
I always knew when my dad had done the wrapping because he'd scribble the prices out with biro instead of removing them
thats like more of my dad opening the present from my sister and me and my brother standing there wondering what it is.
used to have to do Christmas shopping for my daddy. He would always ask what I got for everyone.
I got roughly the same thing. Considering the amount of stupid sh!t me and my friends did sober, I don't want to know what we would have attempted while high.
You probably just would've made a sandwich out of glazed donuts and hot cheetos.
Load More Replies...My dad was a hippie. My drug talk was weed takes 28 days to flush from your system. Everything else, only do it at home, so you are being responsible. Not out and about, possibly hurt someone else. I tried stuff, didn't like it. I smoked pot, quit at 27, don't miss it. Don't have a problem with folks trying stuff, just be cool.
i rly like how he told you to do it at home so you don't affect others. it's very considerate in this day and age
Load More Replies...My folks didn't even have to talk/ warn me about this because we did research about bad drugs and found out what was in them and now i never ever want to smoke.
The "drug talk" I got was to the point: "At some point you may be offered drugs. It's up to you whether you take them; we can't decide that for you. However, if we find you holding, we'll turn you in, no questions asked." It didn't occur to me or my brothers to doubt them.
Oh yeah I got that talk when I was being crazy with my bff… we were sober
My ex father-in-law served with Gurkhas in Burma during WWII. He told me that they came across two Japanese scouts asleep in their tent. They silently cut the head off one, propping it upright where it once lay, and then sat cross legged at the entrance to the tent until the other one woke up, before similarly dispatching him.
My dad talk with me basically consisted of him saying "stay out of my beer"
My dad did not. He liked to beat the time he had the last time he made the trip. Lol
Load More Replies...Absolutely right! And then you have to speed to catch them up and overtake them AGAIN! Sheesh, don't you people know anything?
This comment is 100% true. But my modern take on it is when I'm using Google maps and I shave 5 minutes off the estimated arrival time. I hate stopping for a bathroom break and having the time get longer again.
There are 2 types of people in this world, those who love to make stops during road trips and those who hate to make stops during road trips.
I just want to not pee my pants. Type 3? Must make stops but hates to.
Load More Replies...I just got back to the pnw from Montana, and a truer statement has never been spoke! I am getting old.
My husband is exactly the same - and then makes sure to point out each and every one we catch up to.
I even cry, when i see big trucks re-gaining all the advantage i once managed to obtain. Dammed bladders!! Can you not pee in a bottle like everybody else???
However, gags made by dads, just like other forms of comedy, can go over someone’s head. Not everyone will get what there is to laugh about. Comedy writer Ariane Sherine explained to Bored Panda a while back why people don’t get some jokes.
"Depending on the situation, it either means you’re not privy to knowledge you need to understand the joke, or it just means your brain doesn’t work in the way it needs to in order to understand that particular type of humor," the British comedy expert told us.
I gotchu, it’s under your backyard, all you need is a shovel! Free dirt :D
Load More Replies...I worked at hardware packaging plant once and they were selling buckets of leftover hardware with screws and nails and odds and ends for $5 each in 5 gallon Pails and I bought one for my Dad and he was thrilled! He was able to fill up his screw drawer. Best gift I ever bought him
O yeah! Big grin on Dad's face! Makes up for years of socks and bad ties, for sure
Load More Replies...Dude, good dirt for backfilling is so expensive. And sand, too. It's a couple hundred dollars for a dump truck load. I'd love to have some free dirt to help with the erosion.
We were stopped at traffic lights and there was a sign on the wall that said 'Tenant parking only'. My son said 'But Dad, what if you have eleven ants?' I was sooo proud I cried. My work here is done.
Bacon grilled, then topped with a mix of finely chopped pecans and maple syrup, gently grilled until caramelised. Let it cool, and carefully cut into bite sized pieces. You are welcome.
When my son turned 6 my coworker asked him what he wanted for his birthday, he said shrimp cocktail
Tell me you desperately need guy scouts without TELLING me you desperately need guy scouts lol ;-)
Load More Replies...Join Possum Lodge. "I'm a man. But I can change. If I have to. I guess."
"Babies find a lot of things funny, so it’s partly innate," Ariane said that our ability to find certain things funny is partly to do with nature, and partly with nurture. "But for jokes like puns, you definitely need a firm grasp of language, and for political satire, you of course need an understanding of politics,” she said.
I upvoted that so that there would be an even number (it was st 59) #OCD
Load More Replies...Must be Mom jokes, too! I say, "it's got good mileage, a new set of tires, and been smoged! Where ya go!". So far no one's responded, and I've been doing it for years, I'm now 74.
I call my dad a nerd and he calls me a dummy. Lol. Like a casual "hey nerd what's for dinner" or "bye love u dummy"
Load More Replies..."Time is the same in a relative way but you're older, shorter of breath and one day closer to death" up vote if you know
Hanging on a quiet desperation is the English way! Pink Floyd! Gotta love them! 🇬🇧
Load More Replies...I think that bottom one was taxidermied by a guy who had never seen a lion.
I think he'd never even seen a taxi.
Load More Replies...My mom at 30: Already gave birth to me and my sister. | Me at 30: stupid hobbitses
According to the comedy expert, there’s a shared responsibility between the stand-up comedian and the audience when it comes to getting a particular joke. Comedians have to make sure the quips are actually good, however, even objectively hilarious material won’t always find its mark.
My dad's friend does this. He gives free rides to anyone that needs a driver
That's similar to how Bevan Spencer von Einem (Australian serial killer) picked up some of his victims!
I'd definitely use this service. And I'll add a tip $ if he'll drive by my ex's house so I can dump the empty beer cans in his yard.
Yup. Hubby was in construction and came home with a bloody rag wrapped around his hand one evening. Said he couldn't leave the job and didn't want to ask to go inside the homeowners house (exterior work) because he didn't want to drip blood. It was a very deep cut that should have been stitched but it was a bit too late for that. Cleaned it thoroughly and created "sort of" butterfly bandages and pulled the wound closed. He was more embarrassed than anything. OHHHHH....but a PAPER CUT? Lots of yelling and swearing about how painful it was. Paper cuts, apparently, are the worst.
Paper cuts hurt worse imo. I had a bad bike accident that required a few stitches but that hurt less than a paper cut... I sympathize with your husband
Load More Replies...My dad drove himself to the hospital while having a heart attack 🙄 I mean, he made it, but still!
Meet MEMAWBOT. ( I have a spine,arm and ankle all reinforced by metal,kids saw the x-rays while I was emailing them to a new doctor) six years old and seven years old grandsons. Six says to seven, " I told you she was cool! That's MEMAWBOT!". I would fight the terminator over it.
Lol. This happened with one of my cousins. They mispronounced "Grandpa" as "Grinder", and henceforth he became "Grinder" to the whole family. Fortunately for him, it was one of my youngest cousins.
Recently found out Prince William called the Queen "Gary" when he was little... would love it if he still did, lol
"People can’t be expected to get badly-told jokes where the setup or punchline is mangled, but if the joke’s told well, it’s not necessarily the comic’s fault if another person doesn’t get it. Humor can be quite a niche and individual thing, but if a joke regularly falls flat most comics will drop it from their sets."
Said no Dad ever . . Why? Because the dew has the lawn all wet in the morning. Clumps all over the place.
They make earplugs for NASCAR races, they would be appropriate here.
I love the joke (& once upon a time loved acid( but can't get over the bare feet in a lab environment - argghhh!
Yeah, but, he got the best acid in the 90s 100%.... Surrealism like this doesn't just happen
Sory to mention this, AE, but the best acid was to be had in 1968.
Load More Replies...My dad was a railway engineer. He used to sometimes pull cars with liquids. One morning he said he had an 'acid' train last night. I (the teenage hippie culture freak) start laughing, he yells, "Not THAT kind of acid"!..
Reminds me of the time I called my mom for a ride sometime in the early 00s. She said "I can't drive right now. I'm on E!" I asked why she took ecstasy. "NO! The CAR is on EMPTY! I don't have gas to drive." 😅 Oops, sorry mom! I temporarily forgot "I'm on E" is slang/shorthand for empty gas tank.
Good for him!! There's an entire Dr.Suess story about not being afraid of pants!!
Ok, but can we just talk about the bikini she is wearing? That is just stuck to her boobs and look like the were painted on in ms paint?
This man out here noticing the logical inconsistencies before anything else 👍
Looks like something straight out of Jackson County, Oregon.
I wanna know which Jackson County! For those wondering, there is a Jackson County in: North Carolina, Mississippi, Oregon, Kentucky, Missouri, Kansas, Colorado, Georgia, Ohio, Illinois, Oklahoma, Florida, Wisconsin, Indiana, Texas, Iowa, Minnesota, Tennessee and West Virginia. In the event that I missed a state, let me know!
We don't know why the guy is in prison in the first place. The fact he's actively trying to be a better person and he got something to show it proves that there's still hope and we shouldn't be judging him. Let's be real, a lot of us would give up on morals if we landed in prison. (I'm talking about you Carol). So we should be celebrating along. Rehabilitation is better than throwing someone's life away over a mistake.
It is possible to hit bottom, realize you've made terrible mistakes, and do the work to change. It isn't common, but it is possible.
I could cry... I had a box of these collected over the years and one day, in a tidying frenzy, I thought 'I'm never going to need these' and I threw them away. Well, today, I did need one and now I don't have any AND I HOPE YOU'RE ALL F*****G HAPPY NOW!
Thank you for sharing your pain as PROOF POSITIVE for keeping my collection!! (My heart weeps for you #Downunderdude)😪
Load More Replies...Does every house have a file cabinet full of random cords or am I the only lucky one? I bet if I checked one would say Atari...
My dad literally had a four drawer filing cabinet with random wires and cables in it.
Load More Replies...Anything DC between 3 and 24 volts WILL get put in the transformer bucket! Cute battery Christmas (or Halloween) lights? Chop off that battery box and heat up the soldering iron -there’s power supply in the bucket!
Good thing you kept those charge cords though so you could be charged.
Load More Replies...Not just dads, I have a random box of cords I have collected for over 20 years, I'll never get rid of them...
Exactly! One day, I WILL need one of the cords!! I do NOT want to go through the same pain as #downunderdude!
Load More Replies...My precious...... Reminds me of the brilliant sketch by Michael McIntyre - The Man Drawer...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgrmB8M0sgU
Thank you for sharing. He's hilarious! I've watched a few of his sketches now and they cheered me up 💜
Load More Replies...When you put something away in the junk drawer and it’s blessed with you never know, usually not looked for until 5 years later or the day after you threw it out
I thought that was his name years back when he started. I thought it was cool that he was Canadian and his name was Beaver..
When I was younger me and my brother would joke and call him 'Walrus man'
You mean Homer Simpson? He has too much hair to be homer Simpson.
Oh, there's just too many ways he could have gotten "in trouble"...
And this is why I have spent 5 months living in a 1(formerly 2) bathroom house...
Hey now, quality takes time. It may also take us a month just to get off the floor when fixing a sink.
Bruh, I think the Dad may have ADHD, you know 1/3 kids from an ADHD parent have it as well, Either that or my ADHD radar is going off
Load More Replies...It's too close together it's giving me anxiety. Especially that tool with the cables that's hanging past the pegboard
That depends on what you're doing. You haven't truly enjoyed life until you've gotten specialty pliers for a job you used to do with generic pliers.
Load More Replies...his subtly proud face just makes it all the better
Load More Replies...The thing that amazes me the most is that an IPhone 4s held THIS long...
My mom had a digital Nokia until 2 weeks ago. The carrier sent her a letter telling her that after this month, her phone wouldn't work anymore & she needed to get a new phone. XD But, that's how long phones SHOULD last!
Load More Replies...Buy something good. Keep it until it breaks. Buy whatever is good now. Its a principle we need to rediscover. My grandfather was a huge car fan. He bought a vast Mercedes saloon- the type dictators bought- in 1980 and he finally gave up on it (only because the parts bills were getting very high due to scarcity, it still functioned well enough) and replaced it in 2015. He replaced it with another brand new Mercedes. Two 100k cars in 42 years is less than most for us pay on leases over that same period. He confidently claims its his last car because "it's only got to do another 20 years or so. Just so long as it can keep on top of the traffic".
So long as that's not grandma on the grill and their just trying to save a buck!
That's awesome that they're actually doing it. Hope they don't get in trouble!!
I want to upvote you a 1,000 times
Load More Replies...You can call me Torsten Meateater because I will fight axe and smash to get some meat from that ship.
wait you need me to hide the body, where?!?
Load More Replies...Me, a wan, wants to have the men's cargo pants too. So many pocketsssss!
My husband refuses to wear pants that aren't cargo, because he insists on hauling around so much "might need this while I'm not at home" stuff. (sigh)
Cargo pants are men’s version of a purse, you can’t take that away from us.
The difference is you CAN take a purse away. I've seen purse snatchers, but I've never seen a successful pocket snatcher.
Load More Replies...LOVE men in cargo shorts! Huge applause for the woman who invented them - completely fair payback for men to have to carry all our c**p after years of lugging their c**p in our huge purses!
That's NOT a drill in his pocket? Does that mean he's happy to see me? Hard to tell, he's wearing cargo shorts, and they have a lot of pockets... (For the record, I like cargos on guys, myself, lol.)
Shouldn't lose nearly that much weight, some fat rendering is inevitable, but not more than 15%
Load More Replies...Honestly, I respect that. I wouldn't want to be the server who has to deal with it, but I respect it
meh, i had a guy at a pizza restaurant have me remake his 16" pizza because it measured 15 1/2". i was not amused
I think it is 6OZ before grilling. Looks like he ordered it well done, so it's almost dehydrated like jerky LOL
Oh yeah got my beer measuring jug right here! *pulls 5 litre jug outta nowhere*
Don't know why you were down voted but I agree with you. Plus, I'm a woman and can't stand this. .
Load More Replies...When my son was about four he saw a Norther Flicker and called it a Yellow- Bellied Red Neck!
You only get to pick when the home team is awful and your father doesn't see liking them as a sign of character.
Detroit Lions fan here. i feel this on a personal level. *sighs heavily*
My family does this in weddings or other parties. They just want to make sure I(we) have eaten everything especially those things that are usually not made at home.And I just eat starters and I am done.
Me and my ex husband high fived when we signed our papers. We got married way too young, grew out of love but remained great friends, both re married and are really happy, sometimes it works out for the better
yeah, me and my first rode to get it together and then had breakfast. still friends. that was in 1991
Load More Replies...Once my parents finally divorced I put the date in my calendar so we can celebrate every year.
Why there is barbecue sauce at a wedding party? It's a barbecue??
Dads on vacation somehow manage to do as much as a normal person does all week in the ten minutes it takes to get up, dressed, and out to the kitchen
When we would go rafting with my dad in the summer my dad would be up and taking our tent down with us in it practically...he'd get this look on his face we called it his "we should've been to Bear Crick by now" look....meaning we were burning daylight! LOL
I will never go on a vacation with a dad ever again! They don't know the meaning of vacation
Hey, he's probably going to spend a lot of time in that chair, better make sure he likes it.
When I was picking out a new desk chair I sat in each one to determine the most important question: "Is this a chair I could comfortably nod off in?" I have had many memorable naps in that chair.
My fiancee does this and he isn't even a dad. He just acts like one and tells dad jokes constantly. We can't go to a furniture store without a "OMG look at that chair!" *Sits* *big sh!t eating grin* "Yooo!"
Bro it goes up by December 20th at least anything before the 10th is just annoying
Load More Replies...The neighborhood I grew up in had a very vocal tenet that you decorate the weekend that is closest to 6 weeks before Christmas Day. There are flyers & constant conversations about this starting before Halloween. Then, every year on Veteran’s Day weekend (November 11th-ish), everyone would decorate their own home and help each other out.
the time it took... ban dogs. and children. build a blockade showing the yard but keeping everyone out. this... this is beauty...
Looks like a tartan carpet - that's some dad skill.
The time it takes is only extended by the time it takes to lower the deck on each pass. The cut itself is divided into 3-4 passes, but doesn't really take any longer, save for the "extra" diagonals.
I can respect the skill, but didn't he have anything more useful to do with all that time, like spend it with his family?
1. The grass needs to be cut either way. It doesn't take that much extra time to do this. You just change the deck height on each pass. 2. He's doing something in the fresh air that he obviously loves and enjoys. Hobbies don't have to be useful. It's not like he's out doing drugs or drinking. You have no idea how much time he spends with family.
Load More Replies...A Generator. Usually purchased to use on camping trips (for the same purpose)!
Load More Replies...Doesnt sound half bad tho. Maybe something other than the hot dog but, but I would eat that boys order. Eggs and jalapenos, yum
If you stop to think about it, it's impressive that they didn't die of alcohol poisoning
It cost them being ruled over by an old lady who refuses to die.
Load More Replies...I’ve seen some old recipes for “punch”, just the 7 bowls by itself is fairly impressive really (they didn’t fool around with the alcoholic punch in those days). But I do wonder how *long* this was for. Farewell/Wakes/Receptions after funerals could last for days in the time before car and plane travel became normal. Especially for someone famous the tab could have been held over for the entire period and this could be for many days as people arrived through travel. I’m not saying that’s what happened; I’m curious as to if we know the tab was for a single day.
That’s what I have every day…….*ahem* I mean that is what I shared with 500 ppl at my wedding! Totally 🤫🤫
Better than saying "I'll be right back, I gotta go potty"
Mine are somewhat like when you see a nail and something as big as a tire hit’s it that feeling in an image is one of my biggest fears and I’m not sure why(it’s why I don’t sleep in silence)
Load More Replies...I still have a Ready (Reddy?) Kilowatt pin! And the charm is on the bracelet I handed down to my daughter in law!
It's part of the contract they sign when they become dads. They have to say it
I'm a dad and it's like a nervous tick at this point. We can't stop it, even if we wanted to.
My mom does this actually. "can I stay at emersyns house" her actual response was "I've never heard of this person in my life" LIKE GIRL I TALK ABOUT HER ALL THE TIME
My Dad: "Sabrina called." Me: "Who's Sabrina???" Dad: "The small Asian girl." Me: *sighs wearily* "You mean Serina. She's been my best for years!!" He also calls my friend Niko, Mirko and refers to my other friend Malena as Martina. Smh
Wtf 5 grand?!? It’s 500 in aus! Ooh and FREE for pensioners!!
The $5k is pretty accurate for the US without insurance. Even with insurance a lot of us pay more than the 500 you pay in Aus. And if the hospital doesn't admit you, the insurance likely won't pay for the ambulance, so you'll have to pay full. It's horrible here and I want to leave 🙃
Load More Replies...Even if you hate it, it's not like they can put it back
Load More Replies...During quarantine my father gave a haircut to my brother and his haircut looked alot like Kim Jong-un's.
If it's a younger kid he could be using voice to text so it could've translated bad... -someone with a 7 year old cousin who doesn't know how to write
My dad does this all the time. But now that gas prices are going up...I agree with him.
I would laugh harder -- but Husband does this ALL THE TIME. Gas Buddy is one of my banes of existence.
“No he’s six” “Yes daddy I am six!” “Yes you….no dammit your not!” “But that’s what you just said!”
And the only Magnum P.I. for ever! not the remake ... Tom Selleck can't be topped
Load More Replies...I think, don't get me wrong, but I think his sleeves are longer than the shorts.. wear what you want to wear though (don't go nude in the streets if possible ~please)
I read your comment and I have never seen anything so chaotic
Load More Replies...That's what a lot of kids bring their school lunches in these days.
I'll leave it up to future me. somehow, it always works out. just 1- more- drink-
Unfortunately my parents refuse to do this or let me do this so it takes forever to clean up. Y'all are lucky.
Nope, that's my job. It's his job to tell my siblings to give me their wrapping paper. And also to not-so-subtly imply that he bought a lot of my presents.
Me, a female: Time to wear my favorite dress/shirt/hoodie for the 5th time this week!!
This was my mum to my dad’s niece’s wedding she wouldn’t ware a dress she bought for and bought a new one I wore my school uniform and got more compliments
When a guy drives a manual, it interweaves itself into the fabric of his very being. Also, he gets a sudden urge to inform every member of the surrounding populace that, No, he will never be driving an automatic, not ever.
Are females that are into cars the same way? I can drive manual but I'm not into cars.
I don’t think so. I only learned to drive manual after I purchased a car that I couldn’t buy automatic, loved driving it but knew I would eventually have an automatic again.
Load More Replies...I've owned and driven both. I prefer the auto. Yeah, sometimes I'm annoyed that it doesn't read my mind and shift how I want, but not enough to bother doing it myself.
If you're worried about the environment, automatics are easier on gas because the shifts are more efficient. I know you hate to give up control, but facts is facts.
Maybe now days,but back in the day, automatics were heavier on consumption than manuals.
Load More Replies...In almost every way (except a couple key ones) EVs are superior. People can rail against it all they want, but as the market and tech matures, the takeover is inevitable.
Load More Replies...Unless they buy a conversion from a manual ICE vehicle. Though that would mean they would only ever use 2nd and 3rd, and probably never shift at all.
Load More Replies...In the middle of speeches at my brother graduation party, the neighbors started doing this!
If it’s summer I wake up earlier that them and just blast music because I wake at sunrise
No he invested in GNE/energy company instead of GME/Gamestop (not sure why it's Gamespot).
Load More Replies...Sorry, I don't get that ... What is different about grey sweatpants compared to any other color of sweatpants?
It’s very easy to see the outline or bulge of a man’s anatomy in light colored sweatpants! And heather gray is the classic/most common color. I’m sure it depends on underwear and other factors as well, so not every guy in fall is running around advertising his tackle though.
Load More Replies...that looks really, really good. hopefully has nothing to do with the dog??
No, chicken fried steak. A piece of beef pounded flat (like a schnitzel) and fried in chicken-frying batter. Unique to the south.
Load More Replies...You can "pull" a muscle or a ligament (being overstretched or partly torn), but nobody's ever "pulled" fat.
Load More Replies...That’s the level up when you’re 40, and only works if you haven’t chosen another path
Load More Replies...I think they are just incapable of slicing things. That's why they love pre-sliced food. Just to point it out: an American motto for when something is very good is "best thing since sliced bread" . 😐 I can name several things better than sliced bread, to be honest... And now the famous "Kendall Jenner slices cucumber in a weird way" video makes more sense now, doesn't it?
This may be true for some Americans, but most just buy what's available and cheap. And what's cheap is usually what's mass produced. You need to understand the history behind your comment. The phrase "best thing since sliced bread" is almost 100 years old and came about during the rise of mass production. They had difficulty automating a bread slicer, so to finally accomplish it was a great day for invention. Soon afterwards, the pop-up toaster showed up, and cheese and lunch meat got sliced. Whether pre-sliced foods are necessary or not, America loved its automated machinery and convenience. And we've been eating that cheese ever since, but it's technically "cheese product" and I don't eat it. Lol. There's a lot more history to it and it's quite fascinating, if you ever feel like a proper Google rabbit hole. Also Kendall Jenner is a bad example because her family is so rich, they always paid to have people prepare her food. Celebrities only represent a fraction of 1% of America.
Load More Replies...hehee, i love these kinda of jokes. not good at telling them myself, but love to hear them from others
I've done more of these than I care to admit. My kids are ready to disown me. 😜
Sometimes I am concerned that I am more of a dad than mom in my sense of humor and need to keep "important random things". I feel the cord one on a deeper level and nothing makes me happier than a well-placed pun... No wonder my hubby always says he married his perfect match and the best friend he has ever had!
Alright, almost choked on breakfast with a smile on my face - great way to start Monday! 20/10 would recommend. Love you, Dads!
This post made me laugh more than funny cat videos do. The creator of this post should make a dadalog of all the funny dad posts out there!
hehee, i love these kinda of jokes. not good at telling them myself, but love to hear them from others
I've done more of these than I care to admit. My kids are ready to disown me. 😜
Sometimes I am concerned that I am more of a dad than mom in my sense of humor and need to keep "important random things". I feel the cord one on a deeper level and nothing makes me happier than a well-placed pun... No wonder my hubby always says he married his perfect match and the best friend he has ever had!
Alright, almost choked on breakfast with a smile on my face - great way to start Monday! 20/10 would recommend. Love you, Dads!
This post made me laugh more than funny cat videos do. The creator of this post should make a dadalog of all the funny dad posts out there!
