Bad puns and one big 360° eye roll are signs you’ve encountered a dad joke. It can happen anywhere—a Thanksgiving dinner, your graduation, a 5-minute phone call to your mom (dad picking up the phone every time is one of the greatest unexplained mysteries), or during a drive to the supermarket. But the point is, unlike our dads, they never get old.

Luckily, the endless source of impossibly cringy dad jokes, puns, one-liners, and wisdom bites has been discovered so that humanity can now be sure we never run out of them.

Please get ready for the top selections from the Dad Says Jokes Instagram account, which now has a cult following of 2 million, and trust me—they all know what they signed up for. Upvote your faves and share your personal daddest jokes in the comment section below! And be sure to check out part 1 and part 2.

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Kimora Cameron
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2 months ago

omg this needs more upvotes

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Bardhi's Dad
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2 months ago

This really needs more upvotes

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DforDorothy
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2 months ago

Good way to filter the golddigers ;)

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Dad jokes are now kind of a humor genre with a life of its own. They’re usually blunt, painfully (un)funny, and often cringe-inducing. So it’s totally fine if you don’t get one. I don’t get one either.

Surprisingly, they’re not a new thing, although their absurdity level definitely speaks to the 21st-century millennial generation. However, the term “dad joke” first emerged in 1987 when Jim Kalbaugh, a columnist with the Gettysburg Times, wrote: “As we approach Father’s Day, I would like to propose that ‘Dad’ Jokes not be banned. They should be revered, preserved.”

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Bardhi's Dad
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2 months ago

That's good wish, must say!

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Tracy
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2 months ago

A toaster would be a better president than Trump.

JãÿfēäthērØfThûñdērčłäñ
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2 months ago

#Toaster2020 Make Waffles Great Again

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*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby
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2 months ago

man, at this point, pouring the milk first would be a better president u_u

Brandi VanSteenwyk
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2 months ago

I can think of a number of THINGS that would make a better president....

Eliana Mount
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2 months ago

lol steve jobs is appleco. and donald trump....is orange

Boop
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2 months ago

LMAOOO

Ben Steinberg
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2 months ago

Even at this point in time, Steve Jobs would still make a better president...

Isaac Harvey
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1 month ago

ESPECIALLY at this point in time.

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Ralph Burton
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2 months ago

hahahahahaha

Leesa DeAndrea
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2 months ago

Even a dead person would better than trump.

Falcon
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2 months ago

This is funny and I hope Trump wins again.

🐼NaeNae🐼
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2 months ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Iulia stratulat
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2 months ago

This ia a really good one :))

Chris DiFonso
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2 months ago

I think it's more like comparing apples to orangutans!

Peet
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Steve job was drinking so much carrot juice, he literally became orange himself.

Kanga9ine
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2 months ago

The apple doesn't fall far from the orange tree in that case. Sliced in half, Jobs is still an Apple. What you get when slicing the orange that was never an orange in half can never be either one. So just what lurks within is anybodies guess.

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I hope Trump wins, but this is really clever. Credit where credit is due.

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Anne
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2 months ago

this one is kinda cute

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At the same time, there’s something about them that kinda works. You see, dad jokes are usually as neutral as they can be, since there is no social commentary, no political material, and no agenda. It doesn’t require great skill in catching a joke, doesn’t provoke much thought, and generally doesn’t carry some hidden meta meanings that need to be detected in order to get one.

With so much humor these days leveling on the inappropriate, it’s kinda refreshing to see something adults, kids, and everyone from any social and cultural background can easily relate to. On the other hand, if there’s no sense of transgression, and dad jokes are playing on the safe side, then they sooner or later get repetitive and kind of weary.

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Kimora Cameron
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2 months ago

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Bardhi's Dad
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2 months ago

I wonder, why should anybody knock on your door at 3 AM while you're playing drums? Stupid people!

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Full Name
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2 months ago

LOL

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S.
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2 months ago

If you're on the toilet, send her a snap of the back of the shampoo bottle.

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Some Cool Guy
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2 months ago

Twice?

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DforDorothy
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2 months ago

LOL!

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DforDorothy
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2 months ago

Buuuurn.

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
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2 months ago

Guess she is off to pick up another suspect at the interrogation room.

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DforDorothy
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2 months ago

...and only Dwayne Johnson could stop him after that!

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rspanther
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2 months ago

And then you don't answer his prayers.

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Vicky Zar
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2 months ago

Mom joke?

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Bardhi's Dad
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2 months ago

So true!

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Bardhi's Dad
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2 months ago

You can call this "Santa's meaning of life"

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Kanga9ine
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2 months ago

We could use a blue screen of death right about now.

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Bardhi's Dad
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2 months ago

Hahahaaa

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Some Cool Guy
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2 months ago

That's pretty punny

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Bardhi's Dad
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2 months ago

Half of my friends have already told me this jock since the beginning of pandemic 😉

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Kimora Cameron
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2 months ago

oh no...

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Maiun
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2 months ago

Ha!

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BlackRabbit
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2 months ago

the religious one too.. Ho Lee

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ahmad fauzi md sharif
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2 months ago

well, Nothing begins with an N and ends with a G. Trust me.

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Kimora Cameron
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2 months ago

but did you follow them?

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Kimora Cameron
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2 months ago

but you're not wrong-

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Bardhi's Dad
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2 months ago

Lol

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