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Sometimes, you just feel like whipping up something spectacular in the kitchen. You look for the perfect recipe, prepare all the ingredients, only to be lured into believing you can effortlessly make homemade meals in just a few steps. Some creations, well, they don’t always turn out as planned.
No matter how many times you’ve made a specific dish or how skilled of a cook you are, no one is immune to the occasional slip-ups. Some are minor, some are major, and some are straight-up dangerous. Today, this post is all about dreams of delicious bites that ended up being completely butchered by charcoal brownies, dropped pies, and shattered dishes in the oven.
Bored Panda has compiled this list to showcase some hilarious kitchen fails that might make you feel a bit more confident about your abilities. Continue scrolling and hit upvote on the ones that made you laugh! And when you’re done with this post, you might want to take a peek at our older ones full of funny cooking accidents right here and here.
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#1
My Mother Was About To Make A Pie, She Was Away 5 Minutes
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#2
This Egg Spilled Out Of A Crack While Cooking And Looks Like A Little Duck
#3
Our Employee Overcooked The Brownies, So We Turned Them Into A Coffee Table. Taking Christmas Pre-Orders Now
Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago (edited)
I'd preserve it in resin or something. Like that shell and rock art popular in the '80s.
Catlady6000 3 years ago
I actually overcook my brownies just a little on purpose. Not coffeetable overcook, but still
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Marilyn Russell 3 years ago
They should preserve it with some clear coat or something. That’s pretty funny stuff.
Patty Heller 3 years ago
Kramer on Seinfeld made a coffee table book with pictures of people's coffee tables. His book also has foldable legs. This would be great in it.
Jessica Macklemoore 3 years ago
Lol I almost commented that this reminded me of kramers coffee table book. Too bad pendant publishing went under but I did hear they optioned it for a movie lol
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Some people get upset to see their efforts of creating a delicious homecooked meal go up in flames. Others already have a habit of laughing at their misfortunes and quickly reach for their phones to share pictures with everyone online. There are times, however, when these blunders quickly shift from funny to downright scary and grow into major accidents that might have alarming consequences.
You see, cooking is such a regular activity, we tend to forget that high temperatures can easily cause a fire. A report by The National Fire Protection Association (NFPA) states that from 2014 to 2018, cooking was the leading cause of reported home fires and fire injuries.
#4
Gingerbread Hominem Est In Forum
ZentheOgre 3 years ago
Shrek 5 ZombieBread Man uprising! Aka the return of Mongo
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gellert grindlewald 3 years ago
honeste. D. Gingerbread Homo, debes fac imbrem tuum calidum non esse!
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MarmotArchivist 3 years ago
It shows signs of heavy decomposition, so we should be in the clear regarding vampires or wiedergänger. But you can never be to cautious.
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Melissa Gallo 3 years ago
While in Pompeii last year I actually saw a loaf of bread that they had recently found in an oven! Obviously charred, but still in good shape, I was amazed :D
gay insomniac assassin panda 3 years ago
Pompeis adire vellem, sed scio hoc tempore non fieri. unicum verbum pro "gingerpanis" stercore est.
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Michael Jackson 3 years ago
is no one gonna talk about the fact he's laying in what looks like geese turds?
Hannah Hudson-Lee 3 years ago
Should that be "Hominem panis gingiberi est in forum"? Please tell me. My latin is self taught and crap.
Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago
Well, it would probably be 'man of gingerbread' so Homini I think but otherwise yeah you speak it pretty well! What program are you using?
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#5
It's Just Egg On Toast. Why
Caro Caro 3 years ago
I am the eye on the rye, looking at you, I can read your mind. I am the maker of rules, dealing with fools, I can cheat you blind...
Horatio Jay 3 years ago
But the runny yolk eye makes some of the lies worth believing.
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Bradley Cohen 3 years ago
The only way to stop him is to cast the One Onion Ring into the fires of Mount Sizzle.
Joonscrab 3 years ago
Looks like they cut a slit through a slice of cheese, opened it up a little and added it over the egg, so it looks like eyelids
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#6
My Cooking Teacher Pinned This Poor Pizza To The Blackboard
M O'Connell 3 years ago
The crust looks alright, unless it's stiff as a board I'd still consider this edible.
Bojan Djordjevic 3 years ago
Idk...this sort of public shaming could turn someone off from cooking. There's definitely a better way to make this a teaching moment
Shay Olin Parker 3 years ago
I was literally just thinking that. My attendance would definitely drop in the class, if I didn't completely withdraw from it. If I can't make a mistake in a literally class that's there to teach me the skill, I don't want to be there
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Marshall Leonardo Matthers III 3 years ago
It does not look that way. Gordon Ramsey would never share this...
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best turtle 3 years ago
that looks like the frozen pizza i accidentally set on fire that one time
Tawnya Hubbard 3 years ago
My new oven has this ridiculous pretty melody as the alarm. No! I need something that actually gets my attention. REEE! REE! REEEE!
Load More Replies..."Cooking caused an average of 172,900 reported home structure fires per year (49 percent of all reported home fires in the US)," NFPA wrote. These fires had dire outcomes that resulted in 4,820 civilian injuries — that's 44 percent of all reported home fire injuries. The good news is that the vast majority of the reported fires were relatively small.
The most common cause of all of these incidents was unattended cooking. Moreover, clothing was the item first ignited in some of these fires, and cooking oil and grease fires are a substantial part of this whole problem.
The report also showed that an average of 470 cooking-related fires were reported per day in 2018, and the peak days were Thanksgiving and Christmas.
#7
Sliced Homemade Sourdough Bread Topped With Creamy Light Brie Cheese. Preheat Oven To 350 And Bake For 11 Hours. Enjoy
DUN DUN (she/her) 3 years ago
How dare you post a pic of coal pieces and claim it's supposed to be food!? ╰(‵□′)╯ /s
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 years ago
It shall be saved for the Christmas stocking
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Nitro Codes 3 years ago
Nah, just use the bodies, then you can get some REAL calorie burning! /s
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Carole Reid 3 years ago
You mean they added wine to themselves in eager anticipation
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Jessica Macklemoore 3 years ago
I'm thinking they left the house forgetting there was something in the oven
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#8
Forgot The Cheese Part In My Grilled Cheese. So This Is A Grilled. Yep, 2 Ingredients And I Messed It Up
Cody 3 years ago
That's supposed to be three ingredients. You forgot to butter the outside of the bread too.
Tawnya Hubbard 3 years ago
Maybe they buttered the inside and outside? Idk what is even happening.
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Hope Cows&Chickens 3 years ago
Who wants to tell them that they need to butter the outside before grilling?
#9
The Cheese Won
Marshall Leonardo Matthers III 3 years ago
Pound it down with the power of love
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glowworm2 3 years ago
I fought the cheese and the cheese won. I fought the cheese and the cheese won.
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
My dad once was ranting about his German chef knives being the best and unbreakable and as he clinked it on the wooded board like a gavel, it snapped off the handle 😂 even an $800 knife can get fed up with life. This brand is expected though to be fair
Mimi La Souris 3 years ago (edited)
probably eliminated in the 1st round of "forge in fire" :D
Load More Replies...According to the Beaumont Emergency Hospital, two-thirds of all domestic fires start in the kitchen, and 350K people are injured by kitchen knives every year, with the most common accidents being burns and lacerations.
They shared that if you want to prevent such massive disasters from happening, always stay in the kitchen while cooking. Other safety advice would be to keep a fire extinguisher close by and make sure your smoke alarm is properly working. Since clothing or paper towels can quickly catch fire, you should keep any potential fire hazards away from stovetops.
#10
My Dad Burnt A Pancake So Bad It Camouflages With The Black Pan
Meister Grimbart 3 years ago (edited)
And that's how you burn pancakes...
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#11
My Boyfriend's Attempt At Flipping A Pancake Didn't Go Too Well
Rose the Cook 3 years ago
My first attempt so many years ago stuck to the kitchen ceiling and had to be coaxed down.
#12
Wanted To Help Make Her Own Birthday Cake
Dragon girl 3 years ago
That's what life is about; I like the pick it's a moment caught for family posterity. I smushed and Easter egg and was sad; mom took a pic and now other family can ser it. No biggie.
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~Alex~ 3 years ago
I once was mad at my mom because she thought I couldn't carry two full gallons of milk by myself. I was like six. I picked them up, and dropped one. It exploded and spilled EVERYWHERE. I started crying and my mother took a picture of me, crying, mopping up all the milk. She put it in a book and shows pretty much everyone.
Dragon girl 3 years ago
My mom took a picture if me upset after smushing the Easter Egg I found; it's funny and fond to remember with the picture.
Lsai Aeon 3 years ago
Mine was a bit older when he decided he was making his own birthday cupcakes, it turned out much better birthday-c...d18afc.jpg 
Warrior Mama 3 years ago
I don't like upset kid posts. That child needs a hug and a washcloth more than their parent needs that photo op
Rannveig Ess 3 years ago
Have to agree. And it makes me sad that something that could have made her laugh or calmly tell her mom OOPS is making her so scared and upset that she's crying. Nothing happened that's that bad to warrant her being so upset unless she gets yelled at for things. Go give her a hug, make a joke of it, clean it up and get those huge knives off the counter in the back. You don't need to display you collection of deadly cutlery on a counter top when you have a toddler in the house.
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Katerina Huskova 3 years ago
Let's be honest. I hate cooking with kids - it takes twice as long and gues who has to clean all the mess after it's finished 🙄 but "yes, honey, of course you can help mummy" 😁
Pizzagirl 91 3 years ago
And I'm always nervous they might hurt themselves... Put a finger in the mixer, cut themselves, touch hot things... I still let them help, but it takes years off my life!
Load More Replies... Id row 3 years ago
Why would you let a child that small operate a stand mixer? Not only did she make a mess, she could have really hurt herself.
Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago
To be fair, both her and the photo taker could just be awful at using those things. I've splattered my walls with a hand mixer.
Load More Replies... It turns out that people can avoid most cooking accidents by keeping everything clean and organized. Beaumont Emergency Hospital stated that simply decluttering and preventing distractions can go a long way. "Keep the dog (or cat) out of the kitchen, remove pesky throw rugs, don’t use the telephone while cooking, and keep your children away," they wrote. "Clean up kitchen spills as they happen. You don’t want to slip on it later."
#13
Friend's Dad Made Some Cayenne Rolls From Scratch Tonight. He Thought He Was Using Cinnamon. The Rolls Had No Cinnamon
Mary Hiers 3 years ago
And this is why you keep a pair of reading glasses in the kitchen. I learned this lesson after trying to make cinnamon toast and making clove toast instead.
Marshall Leonardo Matthers III 3 years ago
"Mexican chocolate cayenne buns" is served for you sir
Load More Replies... ReggieTx 3 years ago
This one puzzles me. Cinnamon is a very strong scent and the amount needed to make cinnamon rolls is definitely going to make the kitchen smell before they are cooked. Can the man not smell? Should have been noticeable. I don't use cayenne but I'm guessing that smells too. And NOT like cinnamon.
Marshall Leonardo Matthers III 3 years ago
Bet you would not want to have these spicy buns in your tummy, especially if you medically not allowed to eat spicy food
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iLikePiedras 3 years ago
I mean.......I would eat these. I have family in New Mexico and i love adding chile to sweet things so I bet these are actually pretty awesome!
#14
My Friend Was Cooking A Frozen Pizza
Cody 3 years ago
They probably let it thaw out too much before putting it in the oven.
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Bunzilla 3 years ago
"Place directly on oven rack..." Yeah, no. I never follow that instruction.
Aria Whitaker 3 years ago
This has to do with thawing, not the instructions. Been making pizzas on the oven rack for two decades and never, ever had this issue. They either let it thaw too much, or they did not properly pre-heat. The instructions are fine.
Load More Replies... Bojan Djordjevic 3 years ago
It's supposed to be completely frozen when you put it in the oven. I don't understand why people insist on defrosting the pizza first...
Kimberley Gayle Thomas 3 years ago
Must not have been as hungry. Their loss. Oven's gain.
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Excuse me but who puts the pizza directly on the oven rack without a tray underneath?? Pizza took its revenge
Vanessa Richardson 3 years ago
Many frozen pizzas have instructions that tell you to put it directly onto the rack.
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DDmaybeandor 3 years ago
This is a picture of performance art (IMHO). The did a good job, look at the oven so clean in every other way, see the symmetry, smell that beautiful pizza and feel the hunger and disappointment. Title: “Pizza Pain”.
Bex 3 years ago
Clearly cut. Thawed would leave stretched edges as it pulled through the bars. They didn't even bother too cook it much as that would have made cleanup hard. Def performance art.
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Lisa Harper 3 years ago
Aside from the recent mistake, that oven is the cleanest oven I've ever seen!!
Cindy Byers 3 years ago
My grandma wants cooked in a microwave pizza in the oven. Upside down.
#15
Don't Boil Eggs With Red Rice, Just Don't
May 3 years ago
I wouldn't know - I've never seen any.. They do look a bit like the parts they take out when they do a mastectomy, though
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Marshall Leonardo Matthers III 3 years ago
I didn't wanna say this, but it looks like a boilled woman's boobs
Iva Sativa 3 years ago
They look like something what comes out of the womans insides after she had the baby.
Well, after scrolling through this list, it's no wonder why so many people continue to preach "safety first". And when you have it all figured out, you can start learning valuable tips that could improve your skills and help you out with your cooking.
Ellen Manning, freelance journalist, writer, and founder of the Eat With Ellen blog, talked to Bored Panda in a previous interview about the biggest cooking mistakes amateurs make. In her opinion, it's not planning and preparing properly, and not allowing enough time.
#16
Sandwich Uses Camouflage To Avoid Being Consumed
Andrei Marentette 3 years ago
the bread is burnt to a crisp, but all the other things are completely raw
InfectedVoice 3 years ago
I like burnt toast I always have, and burnt chips, even burnt pizza is alright.
vxbes (she/her) 3 years ago (edited)
(David Attenborough talking) and we watch as the sandwich begins it’s transformation into the camouflage
#17
Fell Asleep While Heating Up Some Mac And Cheese
#18
Decided To Try Deep Frying Oreos But I Forgot That Oil And Water Don’t Behave The Same Way, Let It Get Too Hot And Melted Part Of My Kitchen
Always keep an eye on your oil and use a thermometer.
fancythrifts 3 years ago
Google it! My aunt once made some when I was a kid and they are so good! Super bad for you tho. (probably)
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AW 3 years ago
Oil and water behave exactly the same way in the microwave, they boil. But while water boils at 100C, cooking oil boils at 300C. Unfortunately plastic melts at 270C. No need for a thermometer, you'll always burn down the microwave. Better get a fire extinguisher
K. Anderson 3 years ago
They did not cook the oil in the microwave- it was on the stove below it. The temp of oil can get must be hotter than boiling water is what they mean. If water was on stove boiling the microwave would not have melted
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K. Anderson 3 years ago
The oil was not in the microwave. It was on the stove- I am guessing the person had it set to high & just let it keep cooking like you would would with boiling water. The oil must get much hotter than water
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Mika N 3 years ago
I thought they deep fried on the stove burner right beneath that side of the microwave, and it caught on fire. I'm not sure though?
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Julian McCallum 3 years ago
Here is the real question; WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH TRIES TO DEEP FRY OREOS?!?!?!!?!?!
Joice Moreira 3 years ago
RIGHT?!?! Finally, someone asking the right questions! ♡
Load More Replies..."Even the very best chefs make sure everything is prepared in advance, and they know how much time they need to execute certain dishes," Ellen added. "If you're less confident, it's even more important to do this and to build in a bit of extra time so you're not rushing and getting stressed. I've ruined many a meal because I tried to rush, didn't read the recipe in advance and get everything ready, then ended up trying to do too much in too little time, which inevitably causes mistakes," the blogger revealed.
#19
I Made Cute Little Cat Pizzas To Please Our Toddler. This Is After They Baked. They Look Like Burn Victims
Mimi La Souris 3 years ago
the first one is appetizing, the second almost, the others look... melt
Marshall Leonardo Matthers III 3 years ago
First one is good, the second one burnt, third one horrible, forth one look like drunked cat sailor...
#20
Forgot My Plastic Spatula In The Oven While Heating Up My Lasagna
Bunzilla 3 years ago
At least they had a tray under that... imagine trying to clean that off the inside of the oven.
Anaïs Grobin 3 years ago
My kid was pretending to cook while I prepped her lunch when she was 4. She had a bunch of plastic foods, pans and utensils. Then she picked them up to go eat her sandwich. 4 hours later, I was about to put a roast in the preheated oven and when I opened the door, a cloud of literal black smoke came out. I never noticed she put her plastic cooking toys in there earlier in the day, and now melted plastic on every square inch of the oven! I had to have my husband take her out for the night while I ventilated the house, and it took WEEKS getting the oven cleaned and usable!
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Trey Shipp 3 years ago
Them spatula has had a bad year and we never knew he would actually do it ;-;
#21
I Was Boilling The Egg But I Forgot To Turn Off The Stove
Luckily, there are plenty of easy-to-follow cooking tips that can up your culinary game right away. "Take time to read the recipe, to check you've got the right ingredients, and to plan what you need and what you'll need to do," Ellen suggested.
"This is even more important if you're cooking several dishes at the same time. There's many an adage that says 'perfect planning prevents poor performance' — or words to that effect — and it's no different in the kitchen."
#22
When You Set The Oven Way Too High While Letting Your Pizza Dough Rise. Yeah, That’s A Melted Bowl, Baked Dough, And A Burned Kitchen Towel
Hope Cows&Chickens 3 years ago
My first thought was, 'ooh! Melted mozzarella! Yes please!'
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Party Poison 3 years ago
Who puts dough IN the oven to rise? Just put it near a warm place, maybe a radiator or before a fireplace.
Biofish23 3 years ago
I don't really have a good warm place to put my dough, so i do use my oven. However I don't leave it on. I just preheat for a minute or two then turn it off before I put the dough in.
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NorthWoodDragon 3 years ago
Three fails in one. That's setting a high bar for me to beat, but I'm sure someday I will...
#23
My First Ever Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream. Unfortunately, The Recipe Didn't Call For 150g Salt And A Pinch Of Sugar
Black Pearl 3 years ago
I remember years ago when I was about 7 or 8 my aunt got me a mini ice cream maker. We decided to make ice cream with it and followed all the steps, or so we thought. Somehow, we made butter. I still don't know how we messed up so bad.
Dynein 3 years ago
If you stir milk or cream for too long, the fats in them aggregate and form butter.
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Cyndielouwhoo 3 years ago
When she was really tired once, my sister mixed up sugar and salt when baking from scratch...hello "Salt Lake brownies" :D
Grace Noyes 3 years ago
When I was 10, I baked my first batch of sugar cookies and forgot the flour.
Hope Cows&Chickens 3 years ago
If you have rabbits or horses, they will love you for the homemade frozen salt lick you went to all the time and effort to make for them!
#24
My Mom Set Her Oven On Not Remembering That She Had Silicone Rack Guards In There
Fun fact if heated high enough silicone vaporizers and does this to your oven. And the family's coming for Thanksgiving today
Bunzilla 3 years ago
Yikes, how hot did she set it?! 700˚?? Silicone has a pretty high upper temperature limit.
M O'Connell 3 years ago
The constant radiant heat from the element while the oven preheats might have sent it over the edge in terms of direct heat (most silicones can start to burn just shy of 500F).
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y a n a 3 years ago
Long tube things that clip onto the front side of the racks so you don't burn your hand when adding and removing food from the oven.
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Vanessa Richardson 3 years ago
What could you possibly be cooking that the temp has to be high enough to vaporize a silicone mat that’s meant to be in the oven?!
Mimi La Souris 3 years ago
it's new, it's fresh (aha), it's unseen : the freezing oven ! an oven that can freeze !
Whether you want to prevent mishaps or generally want to know some small steps to help you improve your cooking, Ellen has you covered. "If you're making a complicated dish, get everything chopped up, measured out, and weighed in advance. This will help," she advised.
"Also, try to clear up as you go along (or get someone else to do it). Tidy workspace, tidy mind, and all that. It will keep you organized and calm if you're not working in chaos."
#25
Went To Cook A Frozen Pizza When The Oven Said No
Powerful Katrinka 3 years ago
Oven: Someday you are going to destroy me with melted plastic goo. Today is not that day.
*Displayname*=idk 3 years ago
Mine actually came off yesterday when I was baking some chocolate cookies I got on sale yesterday at Walmart. I had already preheated the oven, and it came off. I had to wear an oven mitt and use my screwdriver. I was afraid my glasses were gonna fall of and die in the oven!
Alex Livingston 3 years ago
I suspect children have been using it as a chin-up bar... mine sure did
Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago
You had to notice that was coming loose. All you need is a screwdriver to tighten it up when you first notice it begin to wiggle.
#26
"Mommy There's Green Goo Coming Out Of My Waffle" - My 6-Year-Old Son
David Brown 3 years ago
Out of ignorance I'm going to assume that the green goop use to be a plastic plate
Pamela Blue 3 years ago
I was scanning down the comments hoping that someone would clarify this for me. LOL!
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Jonathan 3 years ago
Lots of ovens don't have self clean...I really hope the owner of this oven does
Load More Replies... glowworm2 3 years ago
The green stuff was the tray the waffle was in. It was not oven friendly.
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#27
When Your Kids Are Half Way Around The World And Still Cause Accidents. Self Reminder, Check If There Is Anything In The Oven Because You Have Kids
Matthew Zornig 3 years ago
Supposedly, Ozzy Osbourne would hide his booze in the oven knowing that his wife would never use it.
Id row 3 years ago
Reminds me of the guy who hid is ammo in the stove and his wife turned it on to pre-heat. Hilarity ensued about 10 minutes later.
Thomas Sweda 3 years ago
A wife told her husband that for that years vacation, she wanted to somewhere she had never been. Her husband said, “How about the kitchen ?” (I should have said widow.)
QueenRhye 3 years ago
Watch them whine and complain until you replace all of the movies YOU ruined! LOL!
Dragon girl 3 years ago
I wouldn't replace a thing; they put it in there. Too bad, So sad.
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Saint Lynnie 3 years ago
Why the hell would they put DVDs in the oven? Did they live in a bad neighborhood and were worried about being robbed? That's the only explanation I can think of
#28
Housemate's Dog Got Into My 6-Hour Butter Chicken. No Dinner For Me Tonight
Caro Caro 3 years ago
And sick all over the carpet (imagine the mess, greasy vomit and greasy doggie).
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Derek Dufrane 3 years ago
Cats be evil I once had my black maincoon raven walk up to me grab a poekchop off my plate look at like what you looking at and walked off, I was so impressed I let him have it.
Load More Replies... Fat Harry's Ghost 3 years ago
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#29
Little Crispy
Ross Anderson 3 years ago
Couldn't help but notice that the Red Baron must have gone down in flames.
#30
I Accidentally Put Mayo To The Freezer
Don Golosso 3 years ago
It just went back to it's original state of eggs and oil...
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s. vitkovitsky 3 years ago
Real mayo is about90% oil. The rest is a bit of egg to keep it emulsified, and spices.
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Baleygr 3 years ago
Since mayo IS oil, emulsified with egg and with a bit of acid (vinegar, or lemon) and with just some added salt and mustard for taste, of course it is.
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#31
Made German Chocolate Cake From Scratch. Tastes Better Than It Looks
Nonya Bidness 3 years ago
Isn't that how it's supposed to look? I mean, I know they use the stuff on the outside as a filling, but I have seen them like this, so I'm confused as to why it's a fail?
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Mimis Nachbarin 3 years ago
You guys know there's nothing German about American "German Chocokate cake" right? That kind of cake is unknown in Germany...
timothylegg 3 years ago
It's not named after Germany. It's the family name of the American chocolatier that invented the recipe.
Load More Replies... Tina BlackForrest 3 years ago
German Chocolate Cake??!? Solchen Kuchen gibt es bei uns aber nicht!
Autumn Artemis 3 years ago
That’s how it’s supposed to look! I swear guys, this cake is freakin tasty.
Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
Doesn't look any worse than German Chocolate cake normally does.
#32
My Pork Ribs Dinner. Unsure If Stress Causes Short Term Memory Loss But I Put Ribs On, Logged Into Work And Here We Are Two Hours Later With Grill At Full Blast
Ristina Nielsen 3 years ago
Yes, glitchier memory is a common effect of long-term stress. So when you start doing this kind of oops-ies, take a day off from cooking duties and relax in a bath instead.
#33
Tried Making Rice Since WFH Is Usually Slow. Got Pulled Into A Meeting And 3 Conversations Before I Could Add Water
May 3 years ago
You put the rice in the hot pan, and planned to add water later? What? Why? What?
Bob Bobbs 3 years ago
The question is "why did you leave when you were cooking something dry". At least pour some water over it before answering.
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Twodogsandapicnictable 3 years ago
I have never in my life added the rice before the water. I don't understand how that could even work if you didn't get called to a meeting.
Sweetie Dahling 3 years ago
Perhaps they were making risotto? Or another similar dish
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#34
My Boyfriend Put Salt Instead Of Rice In The Rice Cooker, Been Wondering For An Hour Why It Was Taking So Long To Cook
Marilyn Russell 3 years ago
Now she won’t ask him to help with dinner anymore. His plan worked. Men - wears on to your tricks.
Pinkie is 3 years ago
Right my dad put a pin through the dry my mom has since decided that he should stay away from laundry.
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Marshall Leonardo Matthers III 3 years ago
The DIY rocket fuel storage kit was not a successful one
#35
Eggplant Curry With Reading Glasses
Hailey B 3 years ago
HA! The cook probably couldn’t see with the glasses ON
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#36
"I Don't Know What Happened To The Brownies" My Partner Said
Susan Trevaskis-Owen 3 years ago
I made brownies like that once. The dog we had at the time stole them out of the trash when I wasn't looking, and ate the entire thing, followed by drinking all the water in her bowl. I discovered this when she came woefully into the living room. I looked at her & said, "Poor Hali, you look like you don't feel good!" which was followed immediately by her bringing it all back up onto the beige living room rug. Luckily she was fine (dogs & chocolate, you know) but my goodness it took AGES to clean it all up.
Tom Hanlin 3 years ago
It's great. You have a new cutting board. You might not want to put that in the dishwasher but, suit yourself, and we'll want pictures of the result.
#37
Made Banana Bread. Forgot The Flour
Arlene Buras 3 years ago
How many of us have a plate like this? I have 4.lol
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Pink kitty 3 years ago
Drunk with some friends and made banana bread without a recipe. It tasted so good. Next day friends and I looked at this blackened mess of a 'cake' and we all expected to get serious food poisoning. I have never eaten banana bread/cake again
#38
To Make A Smoothie
Nonya Bidness 3 years ago
Just watched a movie where a gal stuck a blender to a guys head and turned it on. It *was* self defense, though. Your comment reminded me of it 😭
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Pamela Blue 3 years ago
I'd suggest she either forgot to put the seal between the blades and container, or she didn't screw the blade section in properly. Besides, this could be fake. No blender or food processor I know of will even start until everything in "clicked" in properly.
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Marshall Leonardo Matthers III 3 years ago
Poor Mr Blender suffered a hemorrage during his job
#39
Krispy Kreme Christmas Donuts
Avery Melton 3 years ago
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! (this kinda looks like my old bus driver)
Anuoluwa Savage 3 years ago
What we ordered vs What we got(actually not all that bad though, it looks presentable to my belly😋)
#40
Nailed My Christmas Donuts
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago
Some things really shouldn’t have a vegan alternative. Bacon, chocolate mouse and donuts are the best examples
#41
Was Cooking Dinner When My Stove Top Randomly Exploded
#42
Making A Pancake
Alex Livingston 3 years ago
Def not going to be a pancake with that "batter". You might get a pan fried manhole cover, though
Gladys Hayes Southerland 3 years ago
Looks like the batter was actually dough... & the whisk quit.
#43
My Wife Named The Dish - Infernal Fish. Why? I Don't Know, But You Can Guess
Alex Livingston 3 years ago
"Hey honey... just remembered, I have to go to the office. No, that's ok, don't save me a plate... I'll just pick something up"
#44
It's Burger Time
Donkey boi 3 years ago
This is common in frozen burgers that have been defrosted and refrozen. When defrosted the water content drops to one side of the patty. Due to the fat, meat, and water content having different rates of freezing it causes the fat to render faster and mix with the water, creating that wonderful appearance of the bubonic plague.
Chris Osborn 3 years ago
I love burgers, but that would make me consider becoming a vegetarian 🤔.
AnxietyRiddenMom 3 years ago
Those are the little frozen premade patties. I cooked one once and a big bubble spot came up, I pushed it with the spatula and it blood and grease literally shot out like a fountain.
#45
Blackened Pepper Chicken, DM For Recipe
#46
Kitchen Disaster, But It Might Be Good For The Skin
#47
My Kids Had To Double A Brownie Recipe That Called For 1/3 Cup Of Oil. Somehow Her Math Yielded Out 2 And 2/3 Cups. The Mix Was Boiling In The Oven
May 3 years ago
Kid could be 20, they'd still call them their kid - and grown adults on this list have done much worse
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#48
Made Some Cookies And Then Wondered What The “Film” Was Over Them. Upon Closer Inspection Realized I Forgot To Take Off The Plastic Wrap That Was Covering Them
Cody 3 years ago
I did something similar with a frozen pizza once as a teenager. The directions said to preheat the baking sheet along with preheating the oven. When I went to put the pizza on the baking sheet, I left the plastic on, planning on ripping open the plastic after it was on there (like I would normally do on a room temp sheet).
Katy 3 years ago
I didn't want to know, that there are existing pre-made cookies in plasics wraps... that is just terrible, waste of money, unnecesarry plastics and chemicals. Where on Earth is this even possible?And more like - how is it possible to even have buyers?
Lavetta 3 years ago
There isn't. The person must've covered them with cling wrap and forgot to take them off.
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My Wife's Attempt At Making Vegan Waffles
#50
I May Have Overestimated How Much Red Wine My Risotto Needed
#51
So This Just Happened. Now We Have To Find Take Out At 7 PM. On Christmas Eve
Frank Pajea 3 years ago
Here we would take the chicken out, look for glass in it and then we ate it.
Alex Livingston 3 years ago
I'm sure you can pick the pyrex shards out... can't be that much, right?
David Jones 3 years ago
Yeah, pyrex doesn’t handle going cold to hot and hot to cold very well.
M O'Connell 3 years ago
Old Pyrex (of the borosilicate variety) can handle it, the new stuff is made of lower quality materials.
Load More Replies... Gladys Hayes Southerland 3 years ago
That's a bad one. Wawa is open, too. We had to go there one Christmas Eve right after l had surgery. Somehow we forgot the date & it was past 6 pm. Nothing else was open.
CelticElff 3 years ago
by any chance did you have the chicken in the dish, in the fridge- and transferred it immediately from fridge to heated oven? that's my guess as to what happened here...
#52
Memo To Myself: Microwave Poached Egg It Is A Damn Bad Idea
Alex Livingston 3 years ago
There ARE microwave settings between 0 and nuclear, for those who don't remember that either
Droopsnoot 3 years ago
I remember re-heating a boiled egg in the microwave... It looked fine but the egg was like "so anyway, I started blasting" wgen I poked it with my fork
Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
I had one explode in my face. Burnt an eyelid and got yolk on the ceiling.
#53
Don't Ask Me About My Cooking Skills, Because They Are Gorgeous
María Hermida 3 years ago
What's this supposed to be? Perhaps you are trying to prepare difficult dishes when you haven't been taught the basics. Cooking is not difficult, but you need to learn little by little, like any other skill. Try to find some videos of recipes you like, and make sure you understand every part of the process before starting. Pay attention to the tools needed and the ingredients and have everything ready. Take it easy and enjoy! Nobody is "bad at cooking", they just need to learn.
Gladys Hayes Southerland 3 years ago (edited)
So as l tried to figure out why ﷼ statement piqued me, a realization came to me. Gorgeous is not how one describes a skill. Perhaps "formidable" or "neglible". But then l looked at the picture of the pot working hard & failing to contain heaven knows what.. And laughed because you are exactly right if you cook the same way you use words!
#54
My Roommate Said She Knew How To Make Pancakes I Said I Wanted To Try Her Pancakes And This Is What I Got
Nicole Weymann 3 years ago
Deducing from picture: broiled buckwheat grits on saffron jus with olives, garlic and amarena cherries. Bold.
Dav Carro-Ripalda 3 years ago
So she proceed to puke before the waffles, or after the waffles? Because the is something half digested...
#55
Sienna Came Home From Nursery, There’s No More Soup
Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago
Same here, but that looks like it might be plastic storage bowl (I first thought it was a mini crockpot).
Load More Replies... CelticElff 3 years ago
Oh that poor kid needs a hug RIGHT NOW. I remember that look and that feeling. <3
#56
Cooking Advice: Keep The Cover On The Blender Until It Is Unplugged
Alex Livingston 3 years ago
Cooking advice... if you need this advice, stay OUT of the kitchen... for life.
Micah 3 years ago
Seriously. People like this are a danger to themselves and those around them.
Load More Replies... Gladys Hayes Southerland 3 years ago (edited)
Unplugged, folks. That is excellent advice BC just "off" is not always enough when one is ADHD as we are (yeah, all 3 of us)
#57
Today I Was Only About A Dropped Lasagne Away From A Near Mental Break
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Near mental break? You are strong. This definitely would have ended me.
#58
Under A Tight Deadline, I Had To Stop Everything To Post My Wife's Dinner
Kira Okah 3 years ago
I'm still guessing that this was cooked in water used to previously cook something else. Kidney beans? Purple skinned potatoes? Something purple.
#59
Girlfriend Wanted To Make Some Bread Dough
Caro Caro 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure the recipe didn't say "use the mixer" .... (Is that wine on the counter?)
Vicky Z 3 years ago
Caro caro you are seeing all the important details😅😅😅
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#60
I Love My Wife , And She Loves To Leave Things Open After She Uses Them. Luckily We Both Love Pepper. Like A Lot
AnxietyRiddenMom 3 years ago
I think someone wanted a reason to post a picture of their six pack...
Alex Livingston 3 years ago
I feel your pain... lids exist for a reason, and that reason is NOT to set false expectations
#61
My Oven Exploded After I Wanted To Cook Chicken
#62
Wife Likes To Store Things In The Oven. I Don’t. That's Why I Don’t Check Beforehand
Alex Livingston 3 years ago
Pans and baking stones, fine (not ideal). Things that will melt, NOOOOOOO!
Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago
No plastic handles or glass(except oven-safe), either!
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LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
My husband knows I do that too because our kitchen is so small. Yet he still got mad at me when he preheated the oven and forgot to check!
#63
Hopefully Everyone’s Thanksgiving Was Less Eventful Than Ours. I’m Pretty Sure I’ve Never Browned Marshmallows On The Top Of Our Sweet Potatoes Without Burning Them
Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago
There's "burning" and then there's dragging something through the pits of hellfire.
Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
Looks eldritch to me. Waiting for it to open one of its thousand eyes.
#64
My Partner Doesn’t Like Meat Or Cheese (Likes Corn). Here’s Her Take On A Vegan Gluten Free Pizza (Cooked)
Kira Okah 3 years ago
Is the base a vegetable tortilla or something? Trying to work out why it's so green
Larks (Taylor's Version) 3 years ago
i think its a broccoli kale crust from trader joes
Load More Replies... Alex Livingston 3 years ago
If you change the base idea of the crust, leave off the cheese, and adorn it with non-standard toppings, why would you call it pizza? You need a new name, like Tomato-Corn Pie. I'm sure it is delicious, BTW, just def NOT pizza
Lyone Fein 3 years ago
There are so many good cheese alternatives easily available. Soy, rice, almond cheeses all slice- or shred able and melty.
#65
Well, I Guess There Will Be No Pork And Sauerkraut To Start Out The New Year
#66
Expectation vs. Reality, Merry Christmas
LoveLive Laugh 3 years ago
Normally chocolate chip cookies spread when baking. Sugar are better for shaped cookies
#67
A Cheesecake I Tried Making For Christmas
Droopsnoot 3 years ago
Looks like it has an eye. Mayor mccheese has had it rough since his career ended
#68
Ummmm. Oh No
QueenRhye 3 years ago
What is the blue goo?!? Was it supposed to stay hidden inside the pizza?
Biofish23 3 years ago
plastic cutting board, instead of metal baking sheet
Load More Replies... Alex Livingston 3 years ago
I really didn't think this many people put melty stuff in the oven
Micah 3 years ago
How are they supposed to know that heat can change the physical properties of matter?
Load More Replies... Cheryl Ramsay 3 years ago
I once cooked a frozen pizza on the cardboard liner. Top of pizza cooked fine but the crust was not...uh...crusty (or even cooked)!
#69
So My Kid Wanted A Spider Donut. Expectation vs. Reality
#70
Invited My Parents For Dinner, They Rang The Door At The Worst Possible Moment
Horatio Jay 3 years ago
Then enjoyed watching the aurora borealis in the kitchen.
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#71
Touched My Hot Glass Stovetop With A Microfiber Towel. It Won’t Come Off
Jude 3 years ago
One of my favourite kitchen cleaning tools ...and I don't have disasters either. They're just very handy to use.
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Gladys Hayes Southerland 3 years ago
I've razored melted plastic off of my cooktop. It won't hurt the glad.
Bernadette Circle 3 years ago
No. Magic eraser gets past that first protective layer.
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Extra Crunchy Rice, Courtesy Of My Roommate Resting The Glass Lid Over A Hot Burner For A Few Minutes By Accident. 1/10 Flavor, 10/10 Pain
#73
This Is What Happens When You Try To Cook And Wash Dishes At The Same Time. It's A Grilled Cheese
Fat Harry's Ghost 3 years ago
No, this is what happens when YOU try to cook and wash dishes at the same time.
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
I've done that. It's an attempt to make time go by fast yet more time goes by than you think.
#74
The Real Question Here Is Was I Hungry Enough To Eat One Off Of The Floor?
Gladys Hayes Southerland 3 years ago
Yes! It's hot so any germs will die if you eat it fast enough
#75
Tried Making A USA Pizza
M O'Connell 3 years ago
I don't know what's going on in the upper left (bleu cheese, spinach and sausage perhaps?) but otherwise it's just fine.
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Just put us out of our misery and tell us what the blue part is/was.
#76
Never Use A Chef Knife As A Hammer. Well At Least It Didn't Flew
iLikePiedras 3 years ago
PSA - it's actually easy to snap a cob of corn in half with your hands. No need to actually murder it with a sharp object.
Deson 3 years ago
I'm kinda wondering myself about what looks to be scorch marks on the cutting board.
Alex Livingston 3 years ago
Yeah, I saw the same and realized that the broken knife makes perfect sense in this scene
Load More Replies... Iva Sativa 3 years ago
By the looks of that cutting board,that's not the only life threatening experience ypou had in that house
#77
And What Good Happened To You Today?
Camilo's Bestie 3 years ago
Ok but that tiny piece of duct tape looks so sad by that giant crack lol
#78
Think I’ll Use Scissors Next Time
#79
By The Way, This Is The "Super Simple And Delicious Low Carb Zucchini Pizza Crust That Never Goes Wrong"
Nathaniel 3 years ago
I am not sure a low carb zucchini crust pizza crust could ever be go right. It sounds horrifying.
Alex Livingston 3 years ago
Agreed... what is pictured is the absolute best possible outcome
Load More Replies... Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
If I really wanted to make a low carb pizza, I would basically fill large Portobello mushrooms with the usual sauce and toppings.
#80
Spaghetti And Garlic Bread But I Forgot I Was Making Garlic Bread
Alex Livingston 3 years ago
Hmmm... nope, can't think of a recovery for that one. Just spaghetti, it seems, after you throw the bread away in the OUTSIDE trash.
StarWars Freak19 3 years ago
How could you disrespect my garlic bread *offended asexual noises* /s
#81
I Thought Pancakes Were Just Flour And Water
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Pancakes, waffles, and Yorkshire puddings are the same thing in different shapes.
Mary Bricklin 3 years ago
I thought that too when I was a kid! They turned out alright; curiously they tasted like burnt marshmallows.
#82
Finished Heating Up A Bowl Of Rice, Opened The Cabinet To Get A Glass It Fell And Shattered Inside My Fresh Bowl Of Rice
Camilo's Bestie 3 years ago
I like how you think because I would have done the same tbh
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#83
My Husband's Definitely Not With Me For My Cooking Skills
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
Seriously? Warming up chex mix is easier than boiling water! It's literally impossible to screw this up!
Kylie Crawford 3 years ago
Well if you were trying to make white trash (same thing but with melted chocolate) you completely did the opposite.
#84
No Avocado Salsa Tonight
Megan Curl 3 years ago (edited)
No, it’s salsa. Probably tomatillos, cilantro, avocado and spices. (Edit: yes, peppers).
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#85
Second Time Today Our Dad Almost Burned The House Down
#86
Found Out I Had Covid Right Before A Friendsgiving. Was Gonna Treat Myself To The Mac And Cheese I Had Made, But Put The Dish On A Burner I Didn't Know Was On
Apparently, pyrex explodes when exposed to direct heat.
Adam Williams 3 years ago
As a cis male, I'm not questioning a thing. Those be some sexy cowboy pot holders. If buy em just to worry my father.
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Blender Exploded As I Was Making A Smoothie
#88
Proofing Dough In An Oven
#89
My Mom Cooking Walnuts. For Some Reason
Annie Bieber 3 years ago
Yes...VERY high oil content. On I-5 in Sacramento a Walnut truck overturned on the Sac River Bridge...it was carnage...the ensuing oil stick caused multiple accidents & a Haz Mat Team clean up...😳
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#90
I Sliced The Tip Of My Finger Off Making Sweet Potato Chips And Then I Burned The Chips
#91
I Left My Son's Switch On The Cooker... He Got This For Christmas
Bunzilla 3 years ago
Why was it on the stove in the first place? Never put or leave anything on the stove / cooker top if you don't want it cooked!
Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago
And how do you not notice it's there when you turn on the heat?
Load More Replies... Alex Livingston 3 years ago
I hope you got the extra coverage, though I'm still not sure "melted it instead of cooking my dinner" would be covered
#92
My Husband Baked Me A Cake For My Birthday And Put It In The Oven So Our Dogs Couldn't Get It. I Was Not Aware And Turned On The Oven
Alex Livingston 3 years ago
Thought counts for 1, burned cake mess in my over counts for -500
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#93
I Tried To Make Fried Rice
Camilo's Bestie 3 years ago
Oh jeez no I have that image in my head now thanks 👍Lol
Load More Replies... BasedWang12 3 years ago
did they think that cooking the rice from scratch with everything else at the same time was a good idea or what the hell happened
#94
Made Some Delicious Mashed Potatoes
Anna Kubicka 3 years ago
Add chopped onions, some salt and pepper and fry it in a pan like pancakes - you'll thank me later :D
Bee she/her 3 years ago
Latkes, they are amazing. Fry them in oil and it’s heaven on a plate
Load More Replies... Hannah Edwards 3 years ago
I’ve tried to mash them in a blender once, it turned into a glue like substance that wasn’t palatable.
Debrina Blackmoon 3 years ago
The kinds with very thin skins left on are actually good.
Load More Replies... LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
You can kind of salvage this. You just won't be getting mashed potatoes. I feel the need to try this now for experimental purposes (and curiosity killed the cat).
Abby Harrison 3 years ago
out of everything on here. this is the only edible looking 1 so far.
#95
Anyone Want To Guess What Vegetable This Used To Be?
Cody 3 years ago (edited)
Lightly roasted cabbage? At least I'm sure it was lightly roasted at some point.
Kay blue 3 years ago
Probably about an hour prior to the photo being taken.
Load More Replies... Jack Harris 2 years ago
We can guess all we want, but I don't think we'll get an answer from the OP.
#96
When You Come Home Late From Work And Husband Announces He Might Have Had A Little Accident Making Dinner
Kylie Crawford 3 years ago
My dad did the same thing but just melted the bottom a bit where you can see the imprinted
#97
The Tomatoes Just Needed Two More Minutes
#98
It Was A New Form (And The Handle Was Not Heat Resistant)
Michelle C 3 years ago
This is why I stick to stoneware, ceramic, and stainless steel cooking and baking pans and dishes!! I will occasionally use hard plastic for other things, but never in or on an oven!
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Was Cooking Sunnyside Eggs In A Cup Intl The Microwave But It Exploded All Over My Shirt And Hand As I Grabbed The Handle
Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
If you want to cook eggs in the nukilator, you MUST pierce the yolks and put a loose lid over them. Also recommend 30-second intervals, checking as you go. If you want runny yolks, bust out the frying pan.
Pam Belcher 3 years ago
You must add 1/3 cup water to the mug, then the egg. Piercing the yolk with a toothpick once or twice is a must. Works for me everytime.
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#100
Tried To Make My Kids Mickey Mouse Pancakes
#101
Gordon Ramsey Would Be Dissatisfied With This Dish
#102
Cauliflower Pizza Cook It Directly On The Rack, They Said
Hayhaypaula 3 years ago
It does this when you let the frozen pizza defrost while preheating the oven!
Annie Bieber 3 years ago
Straight up.sign from Jesus...or your Deity of choice...cauliflower "pizza" crust is Unholy....
Alex M 3 years ago
It seems like all frozen pizzas say that. I don't ever trust it. I put them on a stoneware pizza tray (had a metal one, but the *non-detachable* handles weren't oven safe for some stupid reason, that was a fun incident) and it works just fine. It may take about a minute or two longer than the directions state, but usually it's right at the upper limit of the time in the directions.
Kylie Crawford 3 years ago
Just take it to church. Put a name tag that says here I made a holy pizza for my favorite folks
Lsai Aeon 3 years ago
cauliflower crust. The crust is made of cauliflower. It's supposed to be a gluten-free alternative, it's as nasty as you think
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My Wife Put Hot Dogs In The Oven And Forgot About Them
Kylie Crawford 3 years ago
“U didn’t forget lol u just left” that’s what my friend said when I showed them
#104
I Left A Knife On The Tray When I Baked Tater Tots
Jo Johannsen 3 years ago
Before baking, add garlic powder, black pepper, cayenne, and paprika...to the tots, not the knife.
#105
The Time I Mistook A Cutting Board For A Silicone Baking Sheet. We All Start Somewhere On Our Culinary Journey
#107
Breakfast Went Wrong
Megan Curl 3 years ago (edited)
Crack eggs into small bowl first - always - in case you’ve got a bad egg so you don’t ruin a whole dish. Just FYI. Did it to a cake once - never again.
Nirdavo 3 years ago
Trust me - you will smell a bad egg even before cracking the shell.
Load More Replies... Jill Bussey 3 years ago
Had to teach my hubbie to check eggs into a small bowl first. He has no sense of smell and is colour blind.
#108
Went To A Forest To Harvest Baby Pine Cones. Do Not Take A Bath While Simmering Them In Syrup
Megan Curl 3 years ago
I really hope someone answers this. I NEED to know.
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QueenRhye 3 years ago
You apparently simmer baby pine cones in a simple syrup for a couple of hours and the have a toffee-like consistency, and a foresty flavour. The restaurant Noma used Scotch pine cones for their restaurant dish.
Bubbles and sparks 3 years ago
We only use them to start a fire in our wood stove, works like a charm 👍
#109
Well There Goes My Breakfast
#111
I Hate Cooking
#112
I Tried To Make A Breakfast Casserole For Hosting The In-Laws. The Food Wasn’t Cold Potatoes Were Browned And Hot And Dish Was Supposed To Be Oven Safe
LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
I inherited my nanas very old Pyrex dishes. I'm fiercely protective of these since quality on new stuff has dropped (yet is more expensive).
Aura 3 years ago
Pyrex stopped using borosilicate. Look for brands that specify borosilicate and you should get the quality you've been missing
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Anyone Here Like Pancakes Without Syrup?
#114
I Like To Season My Food With Salt But I Think I Over Did It
Octavia Hansen 3 years ago
When adding a PINCH for flavor or decoration: don't EVER expect to pour a pinch of any condiment . . . EVER! For very small amounts, pour into the open palm of your hand and literally PINCH the amount you want. Keeping your thumb and forefinger together, move over the food and drop little bits by rubbing fingertips in a circulation motion. You will never over-season and can always add more. This method also distributes the spice more evenly since you can see it the whole time. Do this for salt, pepper, garnish or any strong flavor. Geez, doesn't the word PINCH tip you off?
#115
Cooked Them Too Long
Donkey boi 3 years ago
Genuine question, What are they meant to be? I've never seen sausage on a lolly sick in (batter??? bread???).
Nor 3 years ago
They called corn-dogs...popular in a lot of countries and originated from the USA
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Lyn Moffett 3 years ago
Think they’re corn dogs. Confuses me as I can’t see any corn at all unless it means the bread is cornbread
#116
I Thought The Pan Was Oven Proof. I Guess Not
#117
Just Wanted To Try Canned Soup For The First Time
Cody 3 years ago
Pretty sure the pot is not as big as it looks, and is not actually sitting on the stovetop. It looks like there is a hand just out of the frame, holding the handle.
Load More Replies... LynzCatastrophe 3 years ago
The pot is being held by the person taking the handle, it isn't dangerously balanced. But given the few issues I'm seeing here, this person is not meant to be in a kitchen.
Pink Dahlia 3 years ago
Is it an optical illusion or is that pot reeeeeeally close to the edge of the stove?
Víctor García 3 years ago
Why is there Bertolli oil all over the world? it's absolutely mediocre
Saint Lynnie 3 years ago
The pot is making me nervous, the way it is sitting on the edge ... Like it could fall any second
#118
Glass Pan Plus Cold Air Equals Kitchen Disaster
Lukas-not-Luca (he/him) 3 years ago
what happened??? And why would you open your window in below zero weather???
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Horatio Jay 3 years ago
To 90% of these people: Yes, I know, timers aren't "hip" or "sexy." None of the "cool kids" are using timers, and you're "embarrassed" to be seen with one. But, when you ruin your mac and cheese, or, heaven forbid, your house burns down with all of your precious groceries trapped helplessly inside, will it seem "lame" then? Use a timer, kids. And a condom.
Mama Penguin 3 years ago
I don't use regular kitchen timers but I set timers on my phone because I have it on me all the time
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Camilo's Bestie 3 years ago
We store our wok and a pan I use for roasts in the oven because that is the only place they fit but we always check and everyone knows, plus the only thing that would be damaged would be the wok which I learned about the hard way
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Arthur Waite 3 years ago
Congratulations on a Great Article! Laughed myself off my chair! And the comments are the icing on the cake. Thank you BP, and everyone.
Spampampams 3 years ago
Same here. Love to start my day with humor and laughter. Thanks y'all
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Darcy Marie 3 years ago
My grandma found out she had brain cancer thanks to one of these types of accidents. She collected pine cones to make a crafty thing and put them in the oven on a low temp to dry out and forgot about them and then increased the heat to preheat the oven for dinner. The pinecones started to smoke. She called 911 thinking the oven was on fire because there was a bunch of smoke coming from it and when they came the paramedics decided to bring her in to get a full check up because she was complaining she was dizzy and had a headache. When she was at the hospital they found the tumor. Her horrible kitchen mistake actually gave her 3 more years with us. Every time I see things like this I half laugh and am half like aww Graaaan.
Mike Crow 3 years ago
Years ago I tried making grilled tomato soup from scratch. You cut the tomato’s in half and put them in the oven for a bit and then carry on from there. Well, I tried using a hand mixer to puree the tomato’s but I got too close to the surface of the soup and it kicked and sent soup all over the walls and ceiling. My wife was not pleased and banned me from cooking.
Horatio Jay 3 years ago
To 90% of these people: Yes, I know, timers aren't "hip" or "sexy." None of the "cool kids" are using timers, and you're "embarrassed" to be seen with one. But, when you ruin your mac and cheese, or, heaven forbid, your house burns down with all of your precious groceries trapped helplessly inside, will it seem "lame" then? Use a timer, kids. And a condom.
Mama Penguin 3 years ago
I don't use regular kitchen timers but I set timers on my phone because I have it on me all the time
Load More Replies... Camilo's Bestie 3 years ago
We store our wok and a pan I use for roasts in the oven because that is the only place they fit but we always check and everyone knows, plus the only thing that would be damaged would be the wok which I learned about the hard way
Load More Replies... Arthur Waite 3 years ago
Congratulations on a Great Article! Laughed myself off my chair! And the comments are the icing on the cake. Thank you BP, and everyone.
Spampampams 3 years ago
Same here. Love to start my day with humor and laughter. Thanks y'all
Load More Replies... Darcy Marie 3 years ago
My grandma found out she had brain cancer thanks to one of these types of accidents. She collected pine cones to make a crafty thing and put them in the oven on a low temp to dry out and forgot about them and then increased the heat to preheat the oven for dinner. The pinecones started to smoke. She called 911 thinking the oven was on fire because there was a bunch of smoke coming from it and when they came the paramedics decided to bring her in to get a full check up because she was complaining she was dizzy and had a headache. When she was at the hospital they found the tumor. Her horrible kitchen mistake actually gave her 3 more years with us. Every time I see things like this I half laugh and am half like aww Graaaan.
Mike Crow 3 years ago
Years ago I tried making grilled tomato soup from scratch. You cut the tomato’s in half and put them in the oven for a bit and then carry on from there. Well, I tried using a hand mixer to puree the tomato’s but I got too close to the surface of the soup and it kicked and sent soup all over the walls and ceiling. My wife was not pleased and banned me from cooking.
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