If you've been visiting Bored Panda, you know we really like funny signs. But if you're new here (or need a friendly reminder), just check out our publications on 'The Absurd Sign Project' or 'Weird Signs.'
This time, however, let's take a step even further and explore the absurd from a bit closer. For that, we turn to the subreddits 'No Safety Smoking First' and 'Don't Open Dead Inside.'
These two online communities mirror each other really well, and are full of signs with questionable spelling, messed up kerning, and other mistakes that prohibit them from getting the point across. If there even is one!
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Heal Thy Burgers
If they're already burgers, I think it's gotten a little too late to heal em
Is It Now?
Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible
Le Tits Now
Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?
How The Hell Do You Open This Door?
Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa
Hvad Alena Pptiny Yes
Combat Loneliness
They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots
Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus' Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club :(
What
Sbren Sbeve
Eliminating Women Empowering Racism
Unfortunately there are people out there who totally would use that slogan in all seriousness if they thought they could get away with it.
Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. 🎃
Ah yes, high time we learned to appreciate the inherent hocus-ness of mental health.
Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)
The fact you have to have an ad campaign for this is disturbing.
Worse, implying it's ok to get drunk and rape a date.
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Getting drunk is never an excuse whether she is your daughter, date, colleague, a stranger...
I don't think this belongs here. I do not think it is stupid or hilarious. The caption is disgusting. It is sponsored by a women's shelter for battered women.
Why are you downvoted? You're absolutely right. This is so sad.
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Lawyer here. Have had some people try really hard to justify these kinds of actions by saying they were drunk. And/or she was asking for it somehow. And I'm totally judging. So yes, apparently some people out there need a reminder 😑
To make it more disturbing, this state has also made abortion illegal. So they have an incest problem and no abortion for the victims and will tout that it's all God's will.
Both incest and rape from non-relations will continue to be a problem. It's disgusting
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assuming this is about sa then wouldnt it still be wrong if she was your date?
The implication here is that it's okay to force a woman to submit sexually IF she's your date. My amygdala just flipped out.
Oh I thought it said "we are calling incest out" which seems not much better that there is such a big problem with it you have to have a campaign with it's own number to call on a billboard
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Why do we need a freakin billboard to tell people this is not okay??!? And honestly, there are places in Mississippi that need this billboard, too. Grew up there, hit 18- and BOUNCED. Only go back for funerals now.
It was put up because these situations were incredibly underreported. It’s more targeted to victims coming forward, but it’s worded weirdly. Still awful that this even needs attention.
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Mississippi is not in the south side of American, you f*****g moron.
Load More Replies... This is one of the reasons why I hate all of the south side of America.
oh, I just got what this is all about. now I have coke coming out my nose.
Shes your daughter, not your date. Soooo you say we should NOT Hurt our Kids but its ok to beat up our dates?! 😵
This is solid proof that too many humans find evolution beyond their abilities.
Woah, what happened there?! Your daughter and your sister?! (please don’t downvote.)
😂 durrrt fox tells me California is bad mmkay. Stfu, clownshoes and keep your hands off the kids like the sign says
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Get Covid Here, Your Vaccine Ages 12 And Up
Never Do Your Best Quit
Cheating Garage All Must Go!
Hmmm can I get this wife on discount? I is from the cheating garage. ________________________________All like her must go--does that men that you KILLED YOUR WIFE? Well not really... Poor guy got no wife anymore.
Don’t Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood
My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And
Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?
Winners Quitters Never Quit, Never Win
Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad
Ask About Mud Me My Flaps
...what
Yeah, There's Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard
Pizza! Pizza!! P I Z Z A A A A
Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:
To Be Clever
...a Month Lasts Forever
If You Hard. Then You Hard. Work|play
Always Forgotten, Remembered Never
Remembered never? Not quite. We'll always have "still a better love story than Twilight" as a memorial.
I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go
Someone had the brilliant idea to translate Smash Mouth to Arameic and back again and it's amazing. https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2019/08/smash-mouth-s-all-star-translated-to-aramaic-and-back-becomes-beautiful-poetry.html
Jesus Is Christ Lord
Suddenly... Hairstylist
Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?
Made South In Africa
Don’t Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!
Let’s Beat The Children All Covid For
Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books
They You What Will You
It's almost like a literal translation of an argument in Latin. "They you what will you?" "Will say you never made!" "Forget and did forget them!" "What forget? They how feel!"
Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?
Nach
Please Entrance, Keep Clear!
Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea
The chamber has been enemies of BE of secrets opened the heir... WARE!
What Melt About Waffle?
This Physically Hurts Me
Be Be Be Kind Careful Yourself
Adult Life Located. Preservers Are Under Seats
Stand Hong With Kong
How many more of these are left to read? My vision has gone blurry and I'm getting a migraine from trying to make sense of these clusterfück signs!🤯😫
No Matter How You Rearrange This Something Is Just Not Right
Please Don't Drive, Block The Way
Please The Beans
Put Some In Your South Mouth
"Stop Refreshing!"
I Always You Can Make Smile
I Mean Come On
Come To Wife And Me A My Home Meet My Kids And Then Call Bedbug To My Face
Found This From Years Ago. I Don't Know If I Took The Photo Or If I Found It
Please Doors Keep Closed
I Was Told To Post This Here
Mother Of God
I Find Lack This Nation’s Of Humanity... Disturbing
Students Are Now 12% Off!
Make It Stop
Dead Turn End No Around
I guess if you miss it you just abandon your car and leave it there forever.
Feel Pain, Good Relief
Once we get over the word placement can we take a moment to appreciate how sketchy this place looks? The litter out front, the dirty steps, the weird slope of the upper steps, a nasty scary looking door most kids are probably afraid to knock on at Halloween. If you go in there you MIGHT get a massage or acupuncture. OR you might end up in a chest freezer in the basement in just the right number of pieces for a good fit.
United We Never Stand Forget
Yes Are Thank, We Open You :•)
Do Use Not Private Property
Keep Vehicle Sudden Back Makes Stops
I Thought I Was Having A Stroke While Trying To Read This
Holy F Stick Human Hands Are Figures With Disturbing
I’m Not To Be Ashamed White
Starts Good Though
Sasa Lele
In marathi “sasa” means rabbit and in Hindi “le le” means take take. This sign wants you to have rabbits
No More Bag Per Than Salads Slide
This makes no sense, regardless at which point you insert "5"... No more 5 than bag salads per slide No more than bag 5 salads per slide No more than bag salads per 5 slide 🤷🤦
You're Egg To My The Nog
No Jake Sisko was best friends to Nog, not this "egg" person whoever he is. I appreciate that you want a friendship as great as those characters on DS9 though.
We Don’t To Fall Want You Through!
Okay but can we just ignore the sign and appreciate that cute, cute otter??? 🦦💗
I Spent Too Much Time Trying To Figure Out Who Steve Was
No matter how I rearrange these letters I can't make any sense of it. I see "love" but what does "ST" mean?
I Think I’ve Actually Figured This Out!! Read Comments!
Concwiz Reteard
After Statistics It's Just 2 Months Show The Flu!!!
Get Yer Shingles Here!!
Took Me A Minute
Taller Find Than Out
Now Alamo Open Fireworks (Found In San Antonio, Tx!)
Gorpy Egah
Will Me Against Prosper Formed No
Another great example of someone thinking they are more clever than they actually are.
Lil Dies, Pump Of Overdose
Oven Good Baked Ness
“80% Of In Jail Mothers Their Women Are Missing Children.” Still Sad, When You Put It That Way
Please don't down vote me this is just an idea. But maybe they would not be missing their children if they did not get themselves into jail.....
Bewo Werk Llwe 😋♥️ll
The picture is great, but imagine walking around for the rest of the day with "BEWO" written on your forearms. :)
I..uh..what ?
Learn To Live To Learn… Or ??
Love Hate Football Racism
You know most of these make sense if you know how to read. Left to right
Clear ants.
I thought they were being smartasses and I smirked while telling them I liked their sign. but no-- they didn't see anything funny and this was genuinely how they spelled "clearance" Clear-Ants...6-jpeg.jpg 
And this is why I get paid BIG BUCKS as an advertising artist. Everyone thinks they can do it themselves, and sometimes they can . . . most of the time you get this!
Many of these can be described as "If motivational quotes were honest"
Live in Alabama myself. Wasn't particularly offended by any of it. Then again, I'm not hunting for reasons to be offended either.
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You know most of these make sense if you know how to read. Left to right
Clear ants.
I thought they were being smartasses and I smirked while telling them I liked their sign. but no-- they didn't see anything funny and this was genuinely how they spelled "clearance" Clear-Ants...6-jpeg.jpg
And this is why I get paid BIG BUCKS as an advertising artist. Everyone thinks they can do it themselves, and sometimes they can . . . most of the time you get this!
Many of these can be described as "If motivational quotes were honest"
Live in Alabama myself. Wasn't particularly offended by any of it. Then again, I'm not hunting for reasons to be offended either.
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