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If you've been visiting Bored Panda, you know we really like funny signs. But if you're new here (or need a friendly reminder), just check out our publications on 'The Absurd Sign Project' or 'Weird Signs.'

This time, however, let's take a step even further and explore the absurd from a bit closer. For that, we turn to the subreddits 'No Safety Smoking First' and 'Don't Open Dead Inside.'

These two online communities mirror each other really well, and are full of signs with questionable spelling, messed up kerning, and other mistakes that prohibit them from getting the point across. If there even is one!

#1

Heal Thy Burgers

Heal Thy Burgers

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Soph the Loaf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they're already burgers, I think it's gotten a little too late to heal em

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#3

Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible

Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible

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#4

Le Tits Now

Le Tits Now

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#5

Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?

Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?

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#7

Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa

Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa

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Alex Boyd
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm pretty sure this one wasn't an accident--person who did the sign found a way to have a little fun with the job.

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#9

Combat Loneliness

Combat Loneliness

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#10

They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots

They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots

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#11

Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus' Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club :(

Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus' Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club :(

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#14

Eliminating Women Empowering Racism

Eliminating Women Empowering Racism

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Katie Lutesinger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately there are people out there who totally would use that slogan in all seriousness if they thought they could get away with it.

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#15

Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. 🎃

Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. 🎃

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Soph the Loaf
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah yes, high time we learned to appreciate the inherent hocus-ness of mental health.

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#16

Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)

Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)

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#20

Cheating Garage All Must Go!

Cheating Garage All Must Go!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmmm can I get this wife on discount? I is from the cheating garage. ________________________________All like her must go--does that men that you KILLED YOUR WIFE? Well not really... Poor guy got no wife anymore.

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#21

Don’t Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood

Don’t Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood

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#22

My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And

My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And

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#23

Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?

Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?

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#25

Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad

Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad

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#28

Yeah, There's Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard

Yeah, There's Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard

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#29

Pizza! Pizza!! P I Z Z A A A A

Pizza! Pizza!! P I Z Z A A A A

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#30

Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:

Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:

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#34

Always Forgotten, Remembered Never

Always Forgotten, Remembered Never

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Katie Lutesinger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remembered never? Not quite. We'll always have "still a better love story than Twilight" as a memorial.

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#35

I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go

I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone had the brilliant idea to translate Smash Mouth to Arameic and back again and it's amazing. https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/entertainment/2019/08/smash-mouth-s-all-star-translated-to-aramaic-and-back-becomes-beautiful-poetry.html

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#36

Jesus Is Christ Lord

Jesus Is Christ Lord

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#38

Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?

Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?

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#40

Don’t Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!

Don’t Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!

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#41

Let’s Beat The Children All Covid For

Let’s Beat The Children All Covid For

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#42

Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books

Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books

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#43

They You What Will You

They You What Will You

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Jesse Setliffe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's almost like a literal translation of an argument in Latin. "They you what will you?" "Will say you never made!" "Forget and did forget them!" "What forget? They how feel!"

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#44

Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?

Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?

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#47

Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea

Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea

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#49

This Physically Hurts Me

This Physically Hurts Me

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#50

Be Be Be Kind Careful Yourself

Be Be Be Kind Careful Yourself

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