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Everyone likes to think that they’re pretty smart and at the top of their game all the time, but the truth is, we all do and say some pretty dumb things sometimes. Like eating an entire bucket of KFC or looking everywhere for our glasses while we’re wearing them (true story). However, sometimes people mess up so badly that they end up on the internet when it looks like brain.exe stopped working for them.

Most of us know that embarrassing memories of dumb stuff that we did back in school/work/last Monday tend to resurface at the worst possible moments. So to make you feel better about yourself, Bored Panda has collected a list of some awesomely dumb things that people have said and done.

There’s nothing like other people messing up to make us forget all of our mistakes for a moment, right, dear Pandas? Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and if you feel brave, let us know what the stupidest things you’ve ever done were! You can check out our earlier articles about stupid people doing stupid stuff here and here. Oh, and here's the coronavirus edition of dumb people acting dumb.

#1

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?

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    #2

    Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

    Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money

    cheristandsup Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pffffff like Trump has any money. The man has been bankrupt multiple times.

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    #3

    And Passports Too

    And Passports Too

    SuperSlimySalamander Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’ll never get hold of mine. I wear it every day.

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    There are two kinds of stupidity. The kind where we don’t know that we’re being stupid. And the type where we definitely know but don’t want to stop. No matter how important and wise we might be, we’ll still make mistakes.

    But there are reasons why human beings do stupid things, even if we’re aware that what we’re doing is wrong.

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    There are two kinds of pleasure. The first one that some call ‘liking’ is happy satisfaction that we get from eating a good meal, having a drink of water after a fun game of basketball, or getting a hug from a friend you haven’t seen in ages. Simple, wholesome things that make life wonderful.

    #4

    Socialism

    Socialism

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    #5

    Who’s Gonna Tell Her

    Who’s Gonna Tell Her

    Ninja_Spi-D-er Report

    Christophe Beunens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she actually meant that she wanted the pope as father for her baby, but he refused

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    #6

    Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

    Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

    hoyarkive Report

    Shelp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans. Some of them simply can't imagine there is world outside the US.

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    The second kind of pleasure, ‘wanting,’ is associated with thrills and desire. It’s the second kind of pleasure that makes us do stupid things that can have lots of negative consequences.

    Sometimes, we say, “Damn the consequences” and do something small that’s stupid; no real harm done, right? Wrong. This can have a snowball effect and we’ll start doing dumber and dumber things. The next thing you know, we might end up on the internet before our brain.exe could reboot and save the day.

    #7

    That's Not How That... Never Mind

    That's Not How That... Never Mind

    Teh_Dibble Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Your sister will be a mother or a father

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    #8

    Do These People Have Brains?

    Do These People Have Brains?

    BlackDeathZombieSwede Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tweet she twote twas twitty. "Twote" has to become a verb(past tense)

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    #9

    To Ask For A Mysterious Service

    To Ask For A Mysterious Service

    NateM135 Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the kid reads a lot, because for sure they will not learn a lot from their parent

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    #10

    What A Time To Be Alive

    What A Time To Be Alive

    meme_zar Report

    Beverly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting sadder and sadder reading these.

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    #11

    Mystery Solved

    Mystery Solved

    MavenofHonor Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the tree must have been enjoying itself all this time

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    #12

    I Wonder Why

    I Wonder Why

    DanBurnashev Report

    Izzy_
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless the child was switched at the hospital by mistake lol

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    #13

    He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

    He's Figuring It Out, Slowly

    humblemangoes Report

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    #15

    Bye, America See You - Never

    Bye, America See You - Never

    DOMINOEP Report

    #17

    Get This Idea Patented

    Get This Idea Patented

    prof_sandwich_maker Report

    Ram Lastname
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original comment makes sense in a way. Maybe he/she doesn't listen to radio, and was referring to someone else playing the same song on a CD or an iPod or YT or something. Not everyone listens to FM radio on a regular basis.

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    #18

    She Has Bigger Issues

    She Has Bigger Issues

    97Vercetti Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you’re that stupid, you really shouldn’t be procreating.

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    #19

    Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

    Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines

    fake-troll-acct0991 Report

    #20

    Waterproof Level At 100

    Waterproof Level At 100

    Master1718 Report

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans are waterproof. That's why we don't swell up with water like a sponge when we sit in the bath. The problem is clothes.

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    #21

    Pickle Problems

    Pickle Problems

    mcv_inmia Report

    earringnut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Admitting you did a stupid is the first step to recovery.

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    #22

    No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

    No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

    BrknArrw10 Report

    #23

    Hold Up

    Hold Up

    Sejiro_Hiko Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well a bunch of people just got their identities stolen

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    #24

    Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

    Actually, It Is Pretty Funny

    Fun_Stick Report

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha Do you think it's too late to tell him "No there isn't"?

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    #25

    Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

    Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect

    IHaveAllTheKarma Report

    #26

    Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

    Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

    dafnasr Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see potential for business here- how about if I sold 1/10 pound burgers, or 1/25 ....would people still buy it (at lower cost of course)

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    #27

    I Am Speechless

    I Am Speechless

    MisoSoup9000 Report

    #28

    Fake ID Fail

    Fake ID Fail

    Mrkjm1550 Report

    Nadine Khazaka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a little shocked that they could post his whole name and address until I remembered it's a freaking fake ID *facepalms hard*

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    #29

    We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

    We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing

    DidthePhilslose Report

    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do this many Americans really not know that the Arabic Numeral System is the most widely-used number system in the world, including in the US?

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    #30

    I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

    I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn

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    #31

    Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

    Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria

    St0pX Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The French "Noir" following it should have been a give away

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    #32

    Halloween Couple Of The Year

    Halloween Couple Of The Year

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    #33

    Baby Smoothie

    Baby Smoothie

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    Palestinian warrior
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wth!! Do they actually think that people BLEND BABIES???!! And anyway abortions happen before the baby is even developed, at the earliest stage

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you think Starbucks gets people addicted on their overpriced smoothies? Secret ingredient

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    Malakai
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Babies don't even have bones." For the sake of children everywhere, please don't reproduce, lest you break their bones or spines to prove your idiotic argument

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really truly hope this person was just being sarcastic.

    Sergey Fraimovich
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "they have no bones" part had me laughing out loud...

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, no bones... that would make childbitrth so damn easier though...

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    Chelsea Meacham
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! They blended my daughter when she was 10 months old to look at the insides of her lungs to check for pneumonia. I musta had some awesome conservative doctors because they put her back together like a jigsaw puzzle and I got to take her home. She turns 14 this year

    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why blur out the name? This person deserves to have their stupidity on display for the entire world to see!

    Isabella R.W.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope this girl is joking, no way someone can be this stupid

    Mimi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't get over the fact she thinks abortions happen OUTSIDE the womb. After birth. Being several weeks old. Wearing diapers.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm speechless. These are the idiots that voted for Trump.

    Sara Chow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "support beautiful sexy big tit conservative women" may be an indicator that her post is either a joke or she's a total wacko

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First of all, who blends a baby? Secondly, who keeps the baby dressed when they blend it? Cotton fibres in your baby smoothie? No thanks. Finally, is this wacko really asking people to support "Beautiful Sexy Big Tit Conservative Women Against Blending Babies"? Seriously? Also, going off tangent, this reminds me of a Jimmy Carr joke. Anyone who saw his DVD specials may remember, too. It's not nice. Funny, but not nice.

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at those cute squishy babies!

    Phunny Philosopher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! I am dying from cuteness overload here. Especially from the cheeks of the first one!

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    Eliška Hůlková
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also who believes that babies have no bones?

    Jessica Wilson
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    5 years ago

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    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine trying to keep a child still to take X-rays? I struggled to keep still in an MRI machine... also had a standing x-ray for my jaws- at least there I was able to rest my chin and hold onto handles on the side of the machine.

    MrTree1779
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ladies and Gentlemen: Conservatives.

    Moonlil
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually... it's for an x-ray-image of their lung.... not even their bones...

    Debbie Palmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Seriously? This person needs a check up from the neck up.

    Phunny Philosopher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have heard that phrase but totally going to use it now. Unless it's from Doctor Phil? It sounds like something he'd say. Someone please tell me before I start using it!

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    IcyRedWaffle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As i read this it got stupider and stupider...

    Larinka Jong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEY HAVE NO BONES omg i cant stop laughing

    Logan Slaughter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MAGA, roughly translated, means "I don't like to use my brain."

    Jodie Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention how badly the blender is designed!! There are huge holes, blended baby is going to fly everywhere!!

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, babies with their boneless bodies, those little rascals always writhing about :P

    AndersM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the MAGA in the middle of the sentence was a good Indicator...

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But baby smoothies are the best way to stay young...

    Lydia Interiano Dalton
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay okay what. my brain just lost cells reading this. first of all. if they were blending them, there would be a lid so blood and guts didn't get everywhere. second, its legs are peeping through the bottom, like what did they do with the legs just throw them away? third wtf do you mean they have to bones. do they just pop out of the womb like a pile of skin and organs? do you know how bodies even work? dear god the f*****g internet. im reading this back and sorry if the blood and organs part is kinda gross...

    Jane Dorothy Warner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If foetuses have no bones how come they kick so much in the womb? So dumb I despair.

    Daniele Ribolla
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so babies are boneless... yeah, like jellyfish, sure.

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we start aborting adults? I'd start with her.

    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can't be serious, it just can't. My brain refuses to process it as anything other than satire. Nobody can be that moronic, surely? How have they been able to navigate life??

    Computernaut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how a group gets a bad name.

    C.S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO! Blend babies!? In there mind this is a baby blender I guess. lol, awe the stupidity of a conservative trumptard.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say where are his legs!? Until I looked at the second picture 😆

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The level of stupidity is quite... extraordinary.

    Nixxy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: babies have more bones than adults do! As we grow older our bones fuse together

    youshouldseemeinacrown
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but the last part and the fact it was in capitals made me laugh

    leafy_tree
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I- I can't- people are so dumb sometimes-

    Lucie Pang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes babys are boneless...btw im being sarcastic im not that dumb

    Christina Ciccarelli
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoutout to anyone who didn't realize this was satire and used it to happily jump on conservatives!

    AnnieLaurie Burke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Magats don't need no facts, they got no brains!

    Donovan Strader
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey if ur looking for the pro life comments skroll wayyy down to the disliked ones, which i think is sad but thats just how bored panda is

    James Woody
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think about this for a minute. This is the actual mindset of Trump supporters. This is what they actually believe happens! Still voting for Trump as a registered "Mental Midget?"

    Sevenarwen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god. So many things wrong with this post.

    Daniele Tigli
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know where to start here, damn

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting. Never seen this before. Is she joking?

    Steven Dirkson
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm- do love me a good baby smoothe

    Eliyanah Arends
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The baby looks cramped Guess it doesn't like x-rays

    Doob
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww cute babies, but, how u get them out

    IttyBittyPrettyKitty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK THEY DON"T BLEND BABIES AND ALSO YES, THEY DO HAVE BONES

    Tarryn Louise
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a xray device. Yes babies have bones.

    Jess Simmons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now this truly makes me sad to be american . i never thought there was so many stupid people here but reading this and some of the others ....lawd please pray for me lol

    Stormy Ashes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But tbh tho, they look hilarious stuck to the glass

    Carole Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg I'm glad stupidity isn' a virus

    Viv Hart
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do babies sit & walk without bones?

    Kiera Mortensen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies have no bones??? Where do they get that idea?

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, babies have no bones. That is why they cannot walk.

    Julia Dranfield
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    add some ice. it will dilute the taste

    lara
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has got to be a troll.

    Hugh Crawford
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really, the bit about no bones really says it all.

    Anonymous Web User
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like a child torture device nontheless!!!

    Bonnie North
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not in favor of abortion, except under certain circumstances (rape, incest, etc.) But I am a firm believer in BIRTH CONTROL. However, the GOP wants to outlaw both abortion and birth control so that leaves women with NO option at all except to remain barefoot and pregnant their whole life. Oh, wait, is that what "conservative" means?

    StealTheFruit
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a female doesn't get a right to their own body until it's already violated? That's sick.

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    Jaybird3939
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they leave the shirt on #2 because they needed more fibre?

    Val Izhakevich
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered why condom producers don't use these guys's mugs in their ads. Should work.

    Rage Racer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG they have no bones *laughing so hard*

    Sonja Van Hoof
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an X-ray machine for babies. It's used to SAVE BABIES' LIVES!!!

    Al Reilly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't make up this kind of stupid!!

    Patricia Kasprowski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG -- ignorance is obviously NOT bliss! This is clearly a baby having an X-ray. Have you ever tried to hold a baby still long enough for an actual X-ray? As a retired nurse, I have. Almost impossible to see what you are looking for because babies don't hold still. Crazy people.

    Wendy J Shores
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they say MAGA people are stupid? LOL My jaw actually dropped open with this one.

    Robyn Wilson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope this is just some troll. Honestly....i would say nobody csn be that stupid...but....

    Ann O'Riley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. Do these people drop out of school before kindergarten?

    Tina Harbour
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo...babies are now like boneless chicken??? I mean,no bones means they all just magically stay upright with air???I can't roll my eyes hard enough🙄🙄🙄

    Caroline Driver
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me this is ignoramus is a troll, or having a laugh, please???

    sebastian nye
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet serious money that this is a troll

    Marty BlackEagle-Carl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby's have no bones... hahahahah, they're just big bags of mostly water

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is truly a level of stupid here that's unsurpassed.....so far anyway....they keep expanding the edges...

    Sharon Vaughn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dumb can someone be, yet others actually believe this lunacy.

    Ceri Mcclellan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to be a joke.....Right? Right?? 😯

    Jerome Kiley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could I have mine mixed with strawberries please?

    Jerome Kiley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I have my blended bay with strawberry please!

    David Herz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are pretty old babies, probably don't blend well anyway...

    M Kate McCulloch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow - stupid on s many levels - not the least of which is never having talked to a liberally minded human being.

    Suebee70
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG....I had to put one of my kids through this torture for a chest x-ray when he had bronchitis - worst experience of his young life. Poor kid just screamed and screamed.

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands up kid! Gimme your money!

    AnnieLaurie Burke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you thought designer babies were a sci-fi thing!

    Charlie Meehan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when do babies not have bones, how do u think they stay in human form?

    Jennifer Sacrison
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies don't have bones!!! 😂😂 💀💀

    Tonya Sweeten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG LIES!!! Thats just what they use for a MRI for babies!!!!

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies don't have bones!!!!!!!!! They must be a bit floppy then.

    Faith Hurst-Bilinski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If either of those are inside you and haven't come out on their own YOU NEED TO GET IT OUT! Especially if it has clothes on!

    Kion Streeter (Student)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If either of those are inside you and haven't come out on their own YOU NEED TO GET IT OUT! Especially if it has clothes on!

    Weishaar Jamie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where I draw the line at everyone being able to vote

    pebs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "they have no bones..."

    Lululoohoo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comment cannot actually be real. My mind is completely boggled. Babies are blended? this is what an abortion looks like? BABIES HAVE NO BONES?! LOL i cannot with the stupidity.

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies have no bones????? Really???? What are rhey? Jellyfish? These posts are really worrying me. I know some idiots, but I didn't imagine there were so many

    Grace Cho
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If babies don't have bones, they might as well be friends with the jellyfish

    Jeff Diamond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why is the one on the right both clothed, banded, and in front of an X-ray machine...?

    Eglė Bukauskaitė
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she actually think that babies do not have bones??? She mustn't be a mother!!!!

    Olga G
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG, the contraption he's in is called a Pigg O Stat. The product has been around since 1960.

    Angie Buyong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby have no bones...............oh wow....

    Damon Gates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't have bones, but they inexplicably have clothes!

    Cathy Gaines
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It alarms me these are the people not getting the abortions...

    NWB
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No bones....wait what? Hell

    Thalia Lovering
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can someone be THAT stupid. Seriously, how?

    Suzanne Dunne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual f**k, idiots really believe this?!

    Flare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that some sort of x-ray machine?

    Phunny Philosopher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it is meant to keep the baby still long enough to do a chest x-ray. Excellent idea.

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    ⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bruh are you kidding me... that's an xray machine

    m. b
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we go back to forced vaccines and education pls?! Preferably without any gadgets. It just feels like the world is going to hit stupidity peak.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! I can't even. She actually thinks these are babies in a BLENDER? WTF?

    Katerina Huskova
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid on the right photo look little bit annoyed 😂

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh.my.god. how can anybody be THAT stupid?? maybe that person used blender on their brain and now it's just a mush...

    Geth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly a joke.

    Nathan Freeman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is painfully stupid. XD I'm 100% against abortion, but agree that some of the advocates are not the sharpest knives in the box.

    John-Paul Bitler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same and agreed. A few too many pro-lifers are bigots

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    J-Yogi-Temp-Mom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they don't have bones!?!? sad, but this are the only type of people who would support him, those who are gullible AF.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOu'd think the poster would understand it's not a blender but a HitlerSaluteTrainer. Or a French device for teaching surrender.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. The. Actual. F**k. is *wrong* with people?

    Alex
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Lol omg this is such a joke 😂

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blending boneless babies. I guess this is where explanations end up when you dismiss all known facts.

    Toasty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who thinks this is real, is as dumb as the fictional person they think actually posted this.

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, it's to x-ray babies. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/news/a42418/lil-baby-xray/

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    Lams4ever
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are really stupid

    Thinairgal
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. They waited a couple of years before aborting, and decided the smoothie would taste better with clothing/diaper added

    Stille20
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's stupid about this one is someone thought it was real.

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the post may be satirical, but apparently, the picture's real. It's to x-ray babies. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/news/a42418/lil-baby-xray/. (Although it was originally on reddit, so who knows?)

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    BlackLabOwner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Though this is stupid he has a valid point the child has a heartbeat at 14 days old you killed an innocent child

    Pusfarm
    Community Member
    5 years ago

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    That's why the armed guy who drove to Comet Ping Pong overlooked Hillary's pedo ring. The evidence was disposed of. In the blenders. Did he check those? I bet not. He should've tried the Boneless Babysoft Smoothie!

    John-Paul Bitler
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    5 years ago

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    I'm a pro-life Democrat. This is absolutely stupid. Don't make an idiotic argument if u don't have a brain

    StealTheFruit
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you get downvoted- you're trying to control 51% the population's bodies.

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    Monday Fuss
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    5 years ago

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    THIS IS FRIKIN TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG IF THIS IS REAL

    Viviane
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    5 years ago

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    It is a real picture. We need to do something about those late, late, late, late term abortions.

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    Lea Springstead
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    5 years ago

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    Babies don't have bones

    Patrick Shore
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    5 years ago

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    child is terrified

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    #34

    I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

    I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

    droi86 Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For more breaking news visit the Onion News site.

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    #35

    Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

    Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

    IttyBittyHUAC Report

    Malakai
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, Megan, you hot mess indeed.... From a Southern gal, God bless your poor little heart

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    #36

    Welcome To Calculus 101

    Welcome To Calculus 101

    plsporo Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor teacher. Going to Irish up his coffee on the lunch break to get through the day

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    #38

    Idiotic Landlord

    Idiotic Landlord

    Enderjay10 Report

    Pensive
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd assume the landlord meant photos of the dials and pilot light on the hot water service outside the house. In which case, the fail here lies with Patrick.

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    #39

    A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

    A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars

    SluggishStudent Report

    David Wong
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he sold it on the next stop, with shaky hands.

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    #40

    This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

    This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport

    policia Report

    #41

    It's A Funny Facepalm Though

    It's A Funny Facepalm Though

    SirAustinOfDunn Report

    #42

    Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

    Trust No One, Not Even Yourself

    stEPH_u_ Report

    earringnut
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was alcohol in play at some point in the cancellation process?

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    #43

    Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

    Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone

    IKnowICantSpel Report

    #44

    To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

    To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

    Maccoul_ Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aha watching family guy right now! This is something i can see me doing XD

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    #45

    Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

    Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

    joegotti96 Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The facemask thing as demonstrated just how many moronic adults there are out there. Its not rocket science to put one on right and yet . . .

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    #46

    She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

    She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

    DoctorPoopTrain Report

    Nadine Khazaka
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she's just got a ton of insulin to spare.

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    #47

    Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

    Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work

    wait_whats_illegal Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right number, wrong person- solved it

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    #48

    How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

    How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

    shaiful182 Report

    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I feel stupid! All this time, I’ve been using my pulse oximeter on my finger!

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    #49

    Me Neither

    Me Neither

    richie_rich77 Report

    yxkb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is rebel, that's why. She makes her own labels! ;)

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    #50

    Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence

    Popular Google Searches Are Making Me Question My Existence

    Sinful_Cat Report

    #51

    "Romanians Should Have Yt On English Because Yes, That's Why"

    "Romanians Should Have Yt On English Because Yes, That's Why"

    HAXAD2005 Report

    Palestinian warrior
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care about the circumstances, no one should EVER use the r-word

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    #52

    "I Thought This Was Common Sense"

    "I Thought This Was Common Sense"

    Supraman18 Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't u read the pamphlet you got with your tinfoil hat?

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    #53

    Few Biology Classes Would Help

    Few Biology Classes Would Help

    lnteIligents Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why sex ed instead of "abstinence only" would be a good idea. Also why Americans need to stop demonizing sex. Its a perfectly normal biological function

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    #54

    If Only Someone Had Thought Of That

    If Only Someone Had Thought Of That

    jodyavirgan , MatthewKeysLive Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there was a way to stop these people from breeding. They owe it to the gene pool.

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    #55

    Vaccines = Tide Pods

    Vaccines = Tide Pods

    Oh-lawd-he-commin Report

    Me_thecrazycatlady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely the person that posted that shares more than 80% of their DNA with banana peels.

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    #56

    It Will Never Happen Again I Guess

    It Will Never Happen Again I Guess

    Michael70394272 Report

    #57

    Throwback To When The White House Secretary Posted His Password Publicly 2 Days In A Row

    Throwback To When The White House Secretary Posted His Password Publicly 2 Days In A Row

    naravianana Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wasn’t blessed with many brain cells though.

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    #58

    Tried To Hang A Curtain Over My Front Door, But Didn’t Realize What I Did Until I Stepped Back

    Tried To Hang A Curtain Over My Front Door, But Didn’t Realize What I Did Until I Stepped Back

    cdcarson99 Report

    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not proud of how long it took me to realize what the problem was.

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    #59

    Voldemort Was An Aborted Fetus Guys

    Voldemort Was An Aborted Fetus Guys

    ZedU_KOh Report

    #60

    Your Address, Mark

    Your Address, Mark

    nickrad Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job he’s not speaking to a cop. He’s just given the game away.

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    #61

    Wearing Glasses Defines Your Sexuality

    Wearing Glasses Defines Your Sexuality

    jaboukie Report

    #62

    Just Awkward

    Just Awkward

    ryanlangdon_ Report

    Libbie Miller
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly laughed a little too hard at this!

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    #63

    Actually, That's Exactly What You Voted For

    Actually, That's Exactly What You Voted For

    ColinBrowning14 Report

    Christophe Beunens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a hard Brexit comes, they can even go to the embassy to get a Visa, before entering Europe. That should reduce the queues at the immigration

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    #64

    Okay, 1 Star Then

    Okay, 1 Star Then

    redreddit4000 Report

    #65

    To Do Math

    To Do Math

    NateM135 Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming that you factor the time machine they will

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    #66

    Maybe He Should Hire Someone For That

    Maybe He Should Hire Someone For That

    travelmepretty Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one can speak for the president. Only Donald can speak for the president and he's got words, big words, tremendous big words and number, big numbers, tremendous big numbers. And no one has bigger numbers than he does, And he understands them, those tremendous numbers. Because he has friends, good friends, good close friends that asked him how he knew so much numbers. And words, also, words, No one has ever known so much about words as he does.

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    #67

    A Woody Is A Woody I Guess

    A Woody Is A Woody I Guess

    IloveAnnie82 Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want a Woody Allan anything. 🤢

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    #68

    He Did Do It, Technically

    He Did Do It, Technically

    reddit.com Report

    #69

    Stupidius Maximus

    Stupidius Maximus

    tinydoggo04 Report

    Hubertus Touché
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And wadda ya know??!?! It got dark when I turned off the lights... damn'

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    #70

    We Have Ourselves A Genius

    We Have Ourselves A Genius

    Godofdagames127 Report

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever owns a microwave should know what not to do with it.

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    #71

    “Read A Book”

    “Read A Book”

    knguyen Report

    Cassie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids and I once received a lengthy lecture from an old man in a doctor's office waiting room about how kids are always "playing on devices" and "never read books anymore". The device we each had was a Kindle and we were all literally reading books.

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    #72

    Well, Obviously, You Have To Have Blue Eyes For It To Work

    Well, Obviously, You Have To Have Blue Eyes For It To Work

    lDeath_Wlshl Report

    #73

    A Guy At My Wife's Job Still Thinks That His New Plant Is A Cactus. It's Actually A Pickle That Is Replaced By A New One Each 2 Days

    A Guy At My Wife's Job Still Thinks That His New Plant Is A Cactus. It's Actually A Pickle That Is Replaced By A New One Each 2 Days

    It's been like that for 2 weeks now

    Starskins Report

    #74

    Thinking That Everyone In Chernobyl Is Called Conrad

    Thinking That Everyone In Chernobyl Is Called Conrad

    xemmawalshx Report

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Greetings, Conrad!" "Good to see you, Conrad!" "Have you spoken to our Conrad lately?" "Shh! Our mutual Conrad must not be mentioned in such a public setting! No Conrads here! Except the two of us Conrads, obviously!"

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    #75

    I Can't Show You Proof Vaccines Are Dangerous Because The Government Controls The Internet

    I Can't Show You Proof Vaccines Are Dangerous Because The Government Controls The Internet

    Jemima-Racktool Report

    #76

    Do You Have Stupid?

    Do You Have Stupid?

    GSB6189 Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG and what were your final thoughts?

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    #77

    America Is The Reason You Have Cars. Nope

    America Is The Reason You Have Cars. Nope

    LazyFlamingRooster Report

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason I have a car is that I like to drive to places.

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    #78

    Vehicular Social Distancing

    Vehicular Social Distancing

    Daniel_Roetzer , IamWeaselAT Report

    #79

    Blind People Can’t Draw

    Blind People Can’t Draw

    MagicMeatbal1 Report

    earringnut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a blind woman who loved to paint. She hadn't gone blind until later in life. As long as someone told her which color was which she was happy as a clam.

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    #80

    "Ghost Baby" In Son's Crib

    "Ghost Baby" In Son's Crib

    So last night I was positive there was a ghost baby in the bed with my son. I was so freaked out, I barely slept. I even tried creeping in there with a flashlight while my son was sleeping. Well, this morning I go to investigate a bit further. It turns out my husband just forgot to put the mattress protector on when he changed the sheets. I could kill him.

    maritza.elizabeth.73 Report

    #81

    Verizon Coverage Map

    Verizon Coverage Map

    BadRedittor Report

    #82

    The Look On His Face Is Priceless

    The Look On His Face Is Priceless

    BeerIsProofThatGodLovesUsAndWantsUsToBeHappy Report

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I not surprised they misspelled "losing"

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    See Also on Bored Panda
    #83

    Experts Bad

    Experts Bad

    michaelmina_lab Report

    #84

    My Wife Said Measure The Door, I Told Her All Doors Are The Same Size

    My Wife Said Measure The Door, I Told Her All Doors Are The Same Size

    BlahMehUgh Report

    Tracey Hirt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss has a sign in his office that says, “When in doubt, do it the way your wife told you to the first time.”

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    #85

    He Exposed Himself

    He Exposed Himself

    awharrys Report

    #86

    Those Canadians

    Those Canadians

    Report

    #87

    She Thought She Was Getting A Deal

    She Thought She Was Getting A Deal

    NaturallyTyraG Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "not for climbing" note makes sense now

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    #88

    Just Realized My Soap Wasn’t Working Because It’s Literally A Block Of Cheese

    Just Realized My Soap Wasn’t Working Because It’s Literally A Block Of Cheese

    lionellrichie Report

    earringnut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one physically make this mistake? At what point does one accidentally swap soap with cheese?

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    #89

    Male Or Female

    Male Or Female

    MythicFate Report

    #90

    Oh No

    Oh No

    etheherring Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why place them where customers can access them?

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    #91

    How Is This Even Possible

    How Is This Even Possible

    endgame14000605 Report

    #92

    Ah Yes, This Will Help The Blind

    Ah Yes, This Will Help The Blind

    itsSKO_ Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet those players wouldn’t enjoy being felt up all the time.

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    See Also on Bored Panda
    #93

    CB At Wally World Thinks They Deserve A Discount Because The Kayak Got Wet

    CB At Wally World Thinks They Deserve A Discount Because The Kayak Got Wet

    dulce_muse Report

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if the kayak was there for a longer period of time, the sun, wind and other things could have damage it enough to put it in sale. And maybe the conversation wasn't so "stupid" after all. I can imagine him asking how much is it and after he found out it's too expensive, he could just ask if there is any sale for the displayed one.

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    #94

    “Please Stop Using It”

    “Please Stop Using It”

    Bq22_ Report

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news, every day I am... I don't know it's just the way I am..." - Eminam... er, Eminem...

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    #95

    This Is Stupid

    This Is Stupid

    billyodonnell12 Report

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had to be recast. He was an absolute dictator to work with.

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    #96

    Geography Is Not His Strongest Side

    Geography Is Not His Strongest Side

    CakeLikeDylan Report

    #97

    It’s Not A Real Fire

    It’s Not A Real Fire

    lol62056 Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on his face is amazing. To be fair..it's still manufacturing a TV and using electricity just to be wall art.

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    #98

    Sometimes You Wonder

    Sometimes You Wonder

    columbus_12 Report

    Chris Wade
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't possibly be this stupid... The effort of covering the car aside, you would be painting the calipers, brake pads, disks and everything. That can't possibly be/look good.

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    #99

    Fool Me Once

    Fool Me Once

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    #100

    Nailed It

    Nailed It

    tanaminks Report

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather unprofessional of the supervisor to just ask for a person instead of doing any kind of introduction. "Hello, this is X with Y company. Have I reached Z?"

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    #101

    You Can’t Make It Up

    You Can’t Make It Up

    kenty227 Report

    papski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    contrary to popular belief (and EU propaganda), "Europe" and "The EU" are not one and the same...

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    #102

    Umm That’s Not How Percentages Work

    Umm That’s Not How Percentages Work

    LydiaBurrell Report

    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suddenly have a craving for red gummy worms.

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    #103

    He Didn't Want His Xbox To Get A Virus

    He Didn't Want His Xbox To Get A Virus

    amitbt Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe he didn’t want to play with someone who coughs into a microphone as it’s damn annoying.

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    #104

    There's Some Dumb People In This World

    There's Some Dumb People In This World

    Pepe133769 Report

    #105

    Math Be Hard

    Math Be Hard

    ZeeshanPlays Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Billionaires only exist by not paying people properly and by not giving their staff decent working conditions.

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    #106

    Jeez, NASA Just Take A Picture

    Jeez, NASA Just Take A Picture

    Suddenly_anxious Report

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like a picture of an alien as well if you're taking requests NASA

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    #107

    Yesterday, I Asked My Coworker To Send Me A Description Of The Investors I’ll Be Meeting Today. This Is What He Sent Me

    Yesterday, I Asked My Coworker To Send Me A Description Of The Investors I’ll Be Meeting Today. This Is What He Sent Me

    ACuriousFrenchie Report

    lol idk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see what wilvander did wrong? it was a joke...

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    #109

    The First Ingredient Is Honey, So It Probably Mostly Is

    The First Ingredient Is Honey, So It Probably Mostly Is

    jasminelg16 Report

    ThreeOfAKind
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest most of those ingredients are edible anyway

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    #110

    Because Math

    Because Math

    DasannTittle Report

    Nela Rothenbach
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my....someone take a screenshot of some of the comments here and add it to the list

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    #111

    Hello Georgie

    Hello Georgie

    Aced_corsair Report

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes. I'm going to college to get a degree in Pennywise."

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    #112

    Old Man Smoking While Pumping Gas. When The Attendant Told Him He Couldn’t Smoke While Pumping Gas, He Replied “It’s Diesel, Not Gas”

    Old Man Smoking While Pumping Gas. When The Attendant Told Him He Couldn’t Smoke While Pumping Gas, He Replied “It’s Diesel, Not Gas”

    OneFlavorJohnson Report

    Fish Boden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair you can't ignite diesel fumes in the same way as you can with petrol.

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    #113

    Damn, If Bike Gears Scare The Kid Then Car Engines Are Gonna Traumatize Them

    Damn, If Bike Gears Scare The Kid Then Car Engines Are Gonna Traumatize Them

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    Shelp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for you to spin the gears really fast while doing your best evil laugh

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    #114

    Bluetooth Hose

    Bluetooth Hose

    maroxtn Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought one of these, but they are useless if your waterpipes don't have Bluetooth also. Another $100 down the drain.

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    #115

    You Ever Wanted To Fight Your Past Self

    You Ever Wanted To Fight Your Past Self

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    #116

    Very Smart

    Very Smart

    Agge_69 Report

    #117

    Some People Aren’t Even Trying

    Some People Aren’t Even Trying

    nataliecanales Report

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story gets even worse. The customer only bought something that was 64 cents.

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    #118

    Do I Really Have To Tell Them Or Should I Let Them Figure It Out

    Do I Really Have To Tell Them Or Should I Let Them Figure It Out

    spongebahhfrickyou Report

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope it wasn't the teacher who sent the original text, but the way it's worded...

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    #119

    When The Bakers Make The Mix Wrong And Don’t Realize Yeast Doesn’t Just Stop Working Because It’s In A Dumpster

    When The Bakers Make The Mix Wrong And Don’t Realize Yeast Doesn’t Just Stop Working Because It’s In A Dumpster

    TELME3 Report

    Malakai
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean this isn't great, but I'm not sure what else they could've done with it. Also this was posted in another article like...yesterday

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    #120

    Oh My

    Oh My

    allADUiswin Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A steaklet, a steaken, steakosaurus, a stearkey?

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    #121

    You're Standing Right In Front Of The Best Example In The Whole World That Proves That Walls Don't Work

    You're Standing Right In Front Of The Best Example In The Whole World That Proves That Walls Don't Work

    MonicaCrowley Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both bigoted and stupid all in one tweet. Just needs a MAGA hat for the trifecta

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    #122

    Welp, Better Throw This iPhone Out Then

    Welp, Better Throw This iPhone Out Then

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    #123

    It's About Time To Learn What The Real Italian Cuisine Is

    It's About Time To Learn What The Real Italian Cuisine Is

    BrielleZolciak Report

    #124

    Columbia Professor Accidentally Poisons Self Rather Than Get Flu Shot

    Columbia Professor Accidentally Poisons Self Rather Than Get Flu Shot

    orchid_breeder Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poisoned himself and told people how to make cyanide. Maybe take the semester off dude.

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    #125

    My Mother-In-Law Keeps Complaining That Her Kindle Wouldn’t Charge

    My Mother-In-Law Keeps Complaining That Her Kindle Wouldn’t Charge

    gumball_Jones Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m surprised her house hasn’t burnt down.

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    #126

    Hello There

    Hello There

    isubucks Report

    #127

    Pretty Sure It’s A Pringle’s Holder

    Pretty Sure It’s A Pringle’s Holder

    point_nine Report

    MrTree1779
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing re-hydrates a man like a can of cheese-flavored Pringles

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    #128

    Mother Knew I Wanted A Roomba But Didn't Want To Waste That Much Money On One. So She Found One For A Bargain. Note, It Has Zero Vacuuming Ability

    Mother Knew I Wanted A Roomba But Didn't Want To Waste That Much Money On One. So She Found One For A Bargain. Note, It Has Zero Vacuuming Ability

    edgeofruin Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a placebo to make u feel like it's clean?

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    #129

    Maybe Not The Best Choice For A Sign

    Maybe Not The Best Choice For A Sign

    hamburgersandfuriousanger Report

    Christophe Beunens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually she wanted to point out that she made something of her life, after the divorce. Good for her!

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    #130

    The “Boat” Scene

    The “Boat” Scene

    yeet12243 Report

    martin734
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler alert: It is a physical impossibility to recreate that scene for real, the air trapped under the boat would make it too buoyant for two men to hold it on the bottom.

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    #131

    I Should Walk A Mile In This Guy’s Shoes

    I Should Walk A Mile In This Guy’s Shoes

    riverdragonwilbur Report

    #132

    How On Earth Is This Possible

    How On Earth Is This Possible

    ajlobster Report

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    #133

    My Sister Drove Her Entire Way To Work Like This, And She Had To Call Our Dad To Find Out What Was Wrong With Her Car

    My Sister Drove Her Entire Way To Work Like This, And She Had To Call Our Dad To Find Out What Was Wrong With Her Car

    jipto12 Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really shouldn’t be on the road. The car and the driver.

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    #134

    One Of My Coworkers Was Eager To Unpack Her New Mouse

    One Of My Coworkers Was Eager To Unpack Her New Mouse

    mrfoyl Report

    creative panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right now I am using the same mouse (just not broken) LOL :)

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    #135

    Always Gotta Be Inclusive

    Always Gotta Be Inclusive

    Jesserwo Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it's just about being represented and blind people don't have to be able to see emojis to be able to use them. My adult niece is blind and she always sends emojis.

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    #136

    Facebook Gem

    Facebook Gem

    AltF0 Report

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are we not going to talk about how the dog's identity is protected lmao

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    #137

    Cooking Skills Out Of This World

    Cooking Skills Out Of This World

    LateNightNelly Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just crunch it up, add some nuts and M and M's and make trail mix

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    #138

    At Least He Realized His Mistake

    At Least He Realized His Mistake

    WeConsumeChildren Report

    Stille20
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... ummmm .... is no one concerned as to what is being advertised?

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    #139

    Theo Is Very Confused

    Theo Is Very Confused

    cosmiPlanetMonster Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But another cat got treated with dignity so all is good.

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    #140

    Confused

    Confused

    danydh Report

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two people with the same name? Ridiculous. I'd know if there was another Vanta Black out there, but I've never seen one.

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    #141

    My Coworker Returned The Front Desk Stapler Like This. Told Me It Ran Out Of Staples

    My Coworker Returned The Front Desk Stapler Like This. Told Me It Ran Out Of Staples

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    #142

    Fixing A Toilet Leak. I'm An Idiot

    Fixing A Toilet Leak. I'm An Idiot

    I took 2 trips to Home Depot, worked with a hernia, spent a load of time putting the wax ring and screws on... Only to install the toilet and forget about the door.

    Dreyyy Report

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On top of that I forgot that I could unhinge the door and fix the situation....

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    #143

    I'm An Idiot

    I'm An Idiot

    iamnotanasian Report

    #144

    So This Happened

    So This Happened

    MuldoonJP Report

    Jo Choto
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wouldn't have survived being swallowed. Stomach acid would have killed them. So he probably inserted them the other end...

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    #145

    Aww Yes A Genius

    Aww Yes A Genius

    Kyles_Hat Report

    #146

    My Neighbor Is So Bright

    My Neighbor Is So Bright

    kodaa43 Report

    Lily Lu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that is something you don't know if you lived on the equator your whole life and got to North America for the first time.

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    #147

    Idiot Detected

    Idiot Detected

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    mummy pig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that person got downvoted by 12 people???!!!

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    #148

    She Didn't Think It Through

    She Didn't Think It Through

    cbs.com Report

    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair I remember a child's book that kept calling orange yellow. Maybe she read the same one. I wish I could remember the book title. It'd probably be a laugh now.

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    #149

    I'm An Idiot. Just Painted The Stairs To My Basement Now I'm Trapped

    I'm An Idiot. Just Painted The Stairs To My Basement Now I'm Trapped

    Dr_Emmet_Brown Report

    #150

    God Dammit People

    God Dammit People

    Treecky69 Report

    Christophe Beunens
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you have to add the cvc number at the back, in order for the censoring to work

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    #151

    Welp

    Welp

    LegendQAZ Report

    MrTree1779
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you quit that very moment because you're excited that you won the lottery, you probably didn't like your job too much anyway, and thought nothing of your crew. In any case, good luck getting the job back.

    #152

    Well That's An Interesting Conspiracy Theory

    Well That's An Interesting Conspiracy Theory

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    Nevid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Georges Pompidou, president of France between June 1969 and April 1974 died in office of a cancer.

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    #153

    10 Hours Later

    10 Hours Later

    Drksey_on_yt Report

    Vanta Black
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Burn, damn you! Burn!" "This is what you get for shopping at a dollar store!" "There must be some reason it won't light..." *drops the candle* "...huh... 2 C batteries... didn't know they still made those..."

    #154

    "Why Would I Need To Learn About Chemistry?"

    "Why Would I Need To Learn About Chemistry?"

    immakinganotehere Report

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’ll slosh everywhere if it doesn’t melt the buckets.

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    #155

    I Bought A Used Car And Have Been Waiting For My License Plates, Even After Receiving My Registration With License Plate Number. I'm An Idiot

    I Bought A Used Car And Have Been Waiting For My License Plates, Even After Receiving My Registration With License Plate Number. I'm An Idiot

    hhjrxymos Report

    Samantha Lomb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, in fairness the dealer tags are not usually used to cover permanent tags but are good for 30 days and have to be exchanged when the car is registered

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    #156

    There Are No Koalas In The Amazon

    There Are No Koalas In The Amazon

    vianikkii Report

    hobbitly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Koala's are on a different continent than the Amazon rainforest

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    #157

    Good Thing They Have Windshield Visor

    Good Thing They Have Windshield Visor

    raiukick Report

    hobbitly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably to keep the sun from the steering wheel.

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    #158

    Is It So Hard To Get Just A Little Proof?

    Is It So Hard To Get Just A Little Proof?

    CreatedToFavouriteWaffleRecipes Report

    Ritchat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not stupidity, that's a joke about John Cena being invisible that even turned into a meme ("you can't see me"). https://www.quora.com/Can-somebody-explain-to-me-about-John-Cena-you-cant-see-me-joke

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    #159

    Today, My Mother Was The Idiot

    Today, My Mother Was The Idiot

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    #160

    Yes, My Friend Is That Stupid

    Yes, My Friend Is That Stupid

    RichiH Report

    #161

    How

    How

    _aniebananie9 Report

    Sander Vermeer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of pan is that? Easy mistake to make in my opinion.

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