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In life, we all get our chance to shine, like nailing an important presentation at work or leading the football team to victory. Such highs make us want to share our joy with everyone. On the other hand, we also have those embarrassing moments—searching for our keys while holding them or misplacing our groceries.

On such occasions, our common sense takes a backseat, and our brain refuses to function—a brain fart, if you will. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Sometimes, people are hilariously clueless and naive and thankfully, someone captured it on camera.

To help you momentarily forget your goof-ups and lift your spirits, Bored Panda has collected a list of silly things that people have said and done.

#1

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

Blaming Young People For Being Triggered

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HighNMightyBigshotBossOfWorld
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same sidewalk, cemetery, church, school, neighborhoods, department stores, restaurants, gas stations, supermarkets, colleges etc.etc.etc. Even though those institutions are supported by Black taxes, so yeah...Black people have always subsidized white people by white people giving themselves the majority of the handouts. White people benefit from Black taxes

David
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For non-American Pandas - this was NOT all of the USA. Jim Crow laws were state and local laws and were in the SouthEAST (sorry, typo) areas of the United States. I lived through the 60s and had never heard of them. My parents probably had but I was a little boy. Point being I was never taught to treat a black (or any other 'not white' ) person any differently than I would another white person. Map of jim crow states - https://www.fau.edu/artsandletters/pjhr/chhre/pdf/sjc-map-jim-crow-america.pdf

Panda Bear
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the people who loose their minds when a tv show dares to have a gay character

Lee
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scotland doesn't care what colour you are.

Charlotte
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

…as long as you’ve been there at least 4 generations

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kath morgan
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bigots are the most fragile of fainting violets. Ew, scary gay cooties! Wah wah!

Deb Dedon
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SOME people wouldn't share a bathroom or drinking fountain with someone of a different skin color, but a whole lot of us didn't care and shared. Some Americans embraced the mid-20th century and some refused to leave the middle of the 19th century. And even after legislation banished the tattered remains of the 19th century, some sections of the country still linger there in the shade of a Spanish-moss draped myth.

intermezzono1
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do people know that libs want segregated bathrooms, doorms, communities again now? So how is this reply a "burn" when its happening again?

Charlotte
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, you’ll have to explain what “libs” has to do with anything?

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    #2

    Lesson Learned

    Lesson Learned

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this one belongs here. The clerk was following rules and the young lady was creatively maliciously complying.

    Mike T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may be a bank rule, but banks are providing less and less services for their customers.

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't mess with Iris. She is far superior to you.

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could she just withdraw 110. Take the 10 and redepoist 100? Still complying with the banks rules.

    BossyCloud
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but she wanted to make it hard on the employee since she was annoyed with the rule

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    Princess Jade
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Punish the worker for the company's rules? Customer service smh!

    Al Fun
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is making somebody do their job punishment?

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    Dondudat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a fact,that's an old joke.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just becos you've heard it before, doesn't mean it isn't true here.

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    Jay Cee
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when these old, made up stories come around again and again.

    LAP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I CALL B******T. This is an old joke. Here's an example from 6 years ago on reddit (with different amounts)... https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8apyga/an_old_lady_went_to_a_bank/

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    #3

    Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

    Never Get A Tattoo If You Can't Understand What It Says

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me that he deserved it

    Panda Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tattoo artist definitely did that on purpose

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    Marianne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I guess those are two sides of the same coin. :D

    Samantha Kalitzki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine has dog in Chinese on his neck, he wanted hope😂

    KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's hilarious 🤣🤣 Had a girl in the airport show me her Arabic tattoo that she said meant 'beautiful Queen' it actually said 'the big cow' البقرة الكبيرة. She googled the translation no one did it for her, the tattooist just tattooed it

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn Google Translate is acting up again!

    A S Mora
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever that tattoo artist is deserves free beer for life.

    Blue Mar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm admiring tattooist who didn't laugh while tattooing...

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    Have you ever been in a situation where you randomly blank out or end up doing something silly, and wonder, "What was I thinking?" Welcome to the world of brain farts – those awkward moments when our mind stops functioning, leaving us confused and sometimes embarrassed.

    Our brains are incredibly complex organs, capable of processing vast amounts of information efficiently. But they experience hiccups from time to time, or 'cognitive dysfunction'.

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    #4

    It's Just Sad

    It's Just Sad

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    Dd P
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    1 year ago

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    NO-F*****G STUPID! WHY DON'T YOU JUST OPEN YOUR DOOR TO THEM SINCE YOU ARE NOT A RACIST BUT YOU CALL EVERYONE ELSE NAMES (YOU P.O.S.!)?!

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    Anonymous
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's doing his job! in his uniform! AT NIGHT! How suspicious. * rolls eyes *

    Tee Pussi
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    1 year ago

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    Cops actually doing their jobs is suspicious though.

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    Arnold Larkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, their such wussys that their scared of a black man at night

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is racism socially accepted in the US, or is it just what these posts sell us?

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not socially accepted by anyone with a three digit IQ.

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    THE COOL ZACH
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m surprised, there's so much racists.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, same caller might also have called in a suspicious looking white person. Some people are paranoid of everyone. And there have been cases of white people dressing as cops to commit crimes.

    Cat Chat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question is would they have called in a white person "in police clothes", though. My guess would be NO.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet the same people who made that call in the night will tell you earnestly "Blue lives matter" in the daytime.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add policing while black to the list. Sad.

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    #5

    All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough

    All Because He Felt Bad He Didn’t Pay Her Enough

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, pay me more then!"

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first step is to recognize it. The second one is "Pay me more damnit!"

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't have to be poor to thrift. It's so much better to buy quality used clothes than whatever this instant fashion crappy cheap clothes that fall apart after one wear.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you are giving thrift purchases a second life - instead of ending up in a landfill

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, normalize the reusing unwanted things is OKAY. I've gotten some clothes at garage sales / thrift but don't find as much in my size. But I've gotten a LOT of non-clothing things used. Practical things like my current toaster and many yard tools but also lots of cool things - wood carvings and nifty collectables. Stuff where people say, "That's really cool" and want to know where I got it. Also - I've donated brand new clothing to thrift stores and clothing banks because I changed sizes (code for old me getting fat - lol ). Also 'gently used'. So whoever got that stuff was getting 'used' clothing that still had the tags on.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a client complain that we obviously pay our staff too much given the juiced up classic cars and 4 wheel drive cars in our parking lot. I worked in transport logistics, go figure truck drivers would be passionate about their wheels. Most lived in small homes or trailer parks cos....hobbies is big rigs and big cars and that's where the bulk of their pay went, derr.

    Narcissistic_Alcoholic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start an in-office donation for the thrift shop. He would be apoplectic.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double my salary and I'll stop telling people that. Triple it, and I'll stop shopping there!

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once recited the lottery spiel along with the host when they were drawing the numbers because I played every night and my co-worker kind of lightly scolded me and looked embarrassed. I was like, what? I play the lottery, so what? My broke a*s could use some money.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll buy all of my clothes at House of Bijan in Beverly Hills, if I can send the bill to you, boss."

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would start saying I went consignment shopping.

    Mare Freed
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got fired for doing that in the mid-90s. A woman in my neighborhood was throwing away about a dozen lovely dresses because she's lost weight. I happened to be walking by and she offered them to me for free. I mentioned at work how I got them. I was fired the next day, wearing another of the rescued dresses.

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    #6

    Prove Me Wrong, Gladly

    Prove Me Wrong, Gladly

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    Wintermute
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The stupidest part of this post is that he replied to click bait in an attempt to correct it, then it got reposted as a burn to someone who was farming for clicks in the first place. Xander-bot knew exactly what it was doing, and it worked.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, look! It's book! Don't be a fool, just read' it's cool! * hands Xander a pile of Dr. Seuss stories *

    Ash Herrera
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those posts are intenionally dumb toi get people to comment

    Jasmyn JAY
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And looking at the comments on here🤦🏾‍♀️ I think Alot of people are more "dumb" than the one who posted the initial comment.

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    A brain fart, which can be linked to cognitive dysfunction, perfectly describes those instances when our mental processes seem to malfunction. Thankfully, many of these glitches are quite common and easy to manage.

    We can hit a roadblock when our stress levels skyrocket or we are exhausted. This causes our attention to waver and our memory to play hide-and-seek. Picture this: you're working late in the night, trying to finish a last-minute project, and you keep reading the same paragraph over and over again, unable to understand a word of it.

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    It is hard to concentrate when our brains are pushed to the limit. In order to recharge our batteries, we should indulge in relaxing activities or hit the gym. This will not only soothe our soul but also help kick stress to the curb.

    #7

    The "Fidget Stick" Was Bothersome

    The "Fidget Stick" Was Bothersome

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if her braincell is lonely in there.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably. Just bouncing around in the emptiness like an old rubber bouncy ball.

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    John Mosley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So then I removed the fidget stick from the thingamabob and struck her about the head and shoulders with it.

    Arnold Larkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I dragged her body and threw it into the ocean

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    Snazzy Smurf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have sat there and then asked her if she wanted to drive since she knew alternate ways to drive a car with a manual transmission.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a manual. Best anti-theft device ever!

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did she think, that her car is female..?

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stick-shift is like a modern anti-theft device...

    Kesam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zero points if you guess the country.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a stickshift is a trigger, we're doomed.

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    #8

    Yikes

    Yikes

    peachofababy , JoyAng Report

    Bored something
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope they gave a VERY humble apology.

    Alewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't they check the origin of the art they think was copied first?

    BossyCloud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're probably using a different name online

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    Earl Grey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plagiarism is just getting in trouble for something you didn’t do.

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Derpity doo... those that can't do it, teach it. In many cases, this is the problem.

    Deb Dedon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they didn't think to check the name on the website?

    Gary Geracci
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you proved your work and gave them what for and how!!!

    tameson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes no sense to me. If they did an image search and found the art on the student's page wouldn't they have recognized the name? Neither of them? I don't know any professor that finds possible plagiarism on the internet who doesn't investigate the site where they found it. It's a very rough conversation to have and you need to be sure about it.

    ocean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a recipe published. The editor said I had to change some of ingredients because it was too much like another one that he found by googling. He had found MY recipe that I had published in a blog.

    Peter Leung
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caned for something I did not do - 70 years ago and I still hate the old brasstud.

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    #9

    Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

    Ah, Yes, $4k Rent

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    ADZ
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another example of how having money doesn't mean you've earned it or have any intelligence.

    Bobert Robertson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd wager Jaz doesn't pay rent, she either couch surfs, or relationship surfs.

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    badger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you're an adult who still writes "who's" when you mean "whose" ...

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine paying $4k a month for an ego pacifier.

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironic that her post screams immature.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF?? I live in a very expensive part of the US and I'd have to try really hard to find a place that costs so much. Unless she's only renting 5 bedroom houses!

    TheFloydist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being an adult and making fun of your fellow adults over their living financial opportunities and decisions.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly neither poster lives in NYC… 😉

    Sean Sean
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering most American's can't afford that much at all in rent or a mortgage, that's an even dumber comment.

    geezeronthehill
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't pay anything for rent or my paid off mortgage. Does that make me a child?

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    #10

    Every Job Should Be Appreciated

    Every Job Should Be Appreciated

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    Faith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably made just as much as him too. How rude

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly more--Do you know how much technicians make nowadays?

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    Anonymous
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's rude to say this about any job, but I thought this classist nonsense was reserved for sanitation workers and employees at fast food restaurants. People are saying this about electricians now? Who do they think is going to fix their stuff?

    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upcharge for the s**t talking

    Scott Wilkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I made WAY more as a field tech than I do in my current "white collar" field.

    HolyDiver
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skilled labor pays well.. very well in some cases.

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it should pay well, for what would we do without it?

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If everyone in the world was an architect?... Who would make the bricks?

    jennifer brinkman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably made more than the annoying schmuck!

    Steve Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should have charged a $500 example fee.

    Tom Hardeveld
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    au contraire: WHEN you go to school you end up with my job... if you're lucky

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    #11

    $15 Tacos

    $15 Tacos

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    STress (I/me)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ensuing diarrhea - priceless!!!

    JustAnotherPanda (she/they/he)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get the Taco Bell joke..I eat Taco Bell all the time and never s**t lol. Maybe I’m just weird

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    Vetmed
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And besides in the US they have already proven that if you simply ask for higher wages, they will pre-emptively raise prices by %100 or more, claim it's 7%....and that we're all babies overspending on coffee drinks and don't know how to manage money.

    Alexandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the price of a burger or burrito in a country which has a liveable minimum wage? Yes, exactly, nowhere near that price.

    Bob Brooce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The internet tells me the average Taco Bell does $1.6 million in annual sales. If payroll cost went up by 100k they'd need to increase revenue 6.25%, making that $3.79 burrito cost $4.27. Price it at $4.29 and hardly anyone will b***h, and the owner gets another 8k in annual revenue. Fast Food prices in Europe aren't much different than US prices.

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    Mandy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love Brian Tyler Cohen!

    jennifer brinkman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taco Bell makes MILLIONS! they can afford to pay a decent wage

    Bob Brooce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The general consensus on the internet is that Taco Bell franchise owners don't even make 100k as an average. If they're open 12 hours a day every day that's 4380 hours. That's 8760 hours per year if they have 2 employees working all the time. Another $2/hr is $17,520 just for payroll.Then there's a bit over $1080 for the employer's share of social security. Workman's comp is probably similar. That would make a $2/hr raise cost the owner 20% of their pre-tax income, and there are probably other costs that go up with the hourly wage. That said, average gross income for a franchise is $1.6 million, so 20k in additional expense is 1.25%, or another 5 cents on a $3.99 burrito. I'm also puzzled that average income is so low. When I worked at a McDonald's a very long time ago the owner was making about 100k.

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    Dane
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What these idiots don't realize is that the inflation for the pay increase is already there....the worker's share just went to the boss or company or the corporation instead of to the worker.

    The.Butterfly.Effect.530
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People act like there aren't countries that pay a livable minimum wage, w mandatory at least 30 days off, universal healthcare, free college, and better social programs wo making it difficult for the normal person. It's amazing what can happen when the rich pays its fair share in taxes.

    Scott Rackley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd, you can order one from my Taco Bell at $4.89, one for $4.99 and they have one for $5.79. I live in a town of less than 50K people. I don't think this is the most expensive TB burrito in DC. I get the message intent, I just don't think that is factual.

    SadieCat17 (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This tweet is several years out of date and keeps circulating.

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    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you really think about it, which these people don't, the wage of workers is just one way for them to brainwash stupid people whilst they parlay bonuses and perks to the top echelon like it's candy. Or Churros, to keep it on topic.

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    #12

    What Is This New Email You Speak Of?

    What Is This New Email You Speak Of?

    phaerietales Report

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Outlook was released in January, 1997!

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New?? I've been using it since the 90's. Way to brag about how stupid you are! Outlook isn't exactly brain surgery.

    Bexxxx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been using it for 5 years and it wasn’t hard to learn at all 😅 Definitely not rocket surgery, if you can use any other email you can use Outlook! There’s tons of tutorials too!

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    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and Hotmail in 1996 upon which I got on name accounts for my whole family and send them the address and password in letters by snail-mail.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a different mail program in every of my past three jobs. It took me no time to adapt. They are all the same because they all do the same. As I always say: "Can't lives on won't street!" ;)

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just creams to me "I actually got fired because I have bad time management."

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didn't know being proud of own stupidity was a thing

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't understand Outlook and you are proud of it, you shouldn't be allowed in public unsupervised, let alone vote or drive a car. (I'm speaking about the average urban person who works in an office or shop, i. e. white collar workers).

    Eunice Bentley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems to me that when I first started getting and sending email Outlook was the bees knees in email.

    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irish TV Weather used Outlook in the 50s - EG "Rainy today further OUTLOOK, little change".

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    In today's fast-paced world filled with distractions, staying focused can be difficult. One moment of distraction, and bam! our train of thought derails, leaving us wondering where it all went wrong. That's the magic (or rather, the mischief) of a brain fart, it sneaks up on us when we least expect it, turning our well-laid plans into hilarious moments.

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    #13

    Judging A Book By Its Cover

    Judging A Book By Its Cover

    idkjay Report

    deejak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys like girls who start fires?

    Libstak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, but hear me out...a self help book for insecure females sold on the premise that guys like is mysogistic and pandering to their insecurity, making it seem valid, so that they pick up the book. That is not helping cure their issues as the title will keep reminding them that in some even obscure way it's about what guys like.

    Thom Serveaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Written by the rare benevolent Chad.

    𝖊𝖜𝖔𝛋
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go stand in the corner and think about what you did… (immediately heard the intro to Better Than Revenge)

    xWILTED_ROSEx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE STORY STARTS WHEN IT WAS HOT AND IT WAS SUMMER

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in america, we have the right wing religious nuts judging books by their cover. They are taking so many books off shelves that might talk about stuff that hurts their narrowmindedness. Anything to do with sex, race, gender identity. They actually pulled from the shelf a book whose author's last name was G A Y which is actually judging a book by its cover.

    Persephone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to set some of their faces on... oh, just kidding 😬

    Monochrome life
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) No one promised here to not judge a book by it's cover 2) The last thing the girl needed was to trade disparaging talk for gaslighting

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guys like girls who read the material they are figuratively and literally 'flaming'

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    #14

    Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

    Is That Why, Like, 3/4 Of The Population Is Lactose Intolerant?

    Jacked_Shrimp Report

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also cats. Don't give them cream...

    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat gets to share lactose free milk, curds and ice cream with me

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it's true. Cows milk is for calves. People milk is for baby people. Cat milk for kittens.

    Foxglove🇮🇪
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every mammal makes milk perfectly suited to its own offspring, not other species!

    Ansi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Google 70% of the worlds population is lactose intolerant. Kind of weird for a product that is "made for humans"... 🤔

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, Ansi, cow's milk was not "made for humans" Cow's milk was made for the young of it's own breed of mammal

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    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I literally don't think that word means what you think it means...

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's kinda funny how milk from another species we drink without problems, but milk from our own species is a taboo, outside when it's for babies. XD

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lactose Intolerance is the norm for most adults. It is the lactose tolerant who are a genetic anomaly. A lot depends on what part of the world your ancestors are from.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope: Even in the Stone Age there was an entire group of humans already lactose intolerant.

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, lactose intolerance is the norm for the adult human body. Being able to tolerate lactose from other mammals is the "defect"

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    #15

    So Penguins Are Mammals Now

    So Penguins Are Mammals Now

    ItalyanBalaclava Report

    Solidhog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with teachers for 25 years. Many of them are not as smart as you think.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having been through teacher training and seen some of the utter drongoes that somehow get accepted, I'm betting they're exactly as smart as I think they are.

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can, do. If you can't, teach. If you can't teach, then teach teachers...

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'm getting downvoted by teachers...

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A baby penguin, latching on to it's mothers' breast, and peacefully sucking the delicious penguin milk is a really heartwarming view 🥰😍 /s

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I really like is how cute they are, laying down with a whole litter suckling on the 8 teats.

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    HighNMightyBigshotBossOfWorld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just watched “Rebel Moon pt.1” there is a spider like creature fighting one of the heroes. It was a female with breasts. So annoying putting breasts on non-mammals.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what are your credentials to be claiming an alien "spider-like" creature can't be a mammal or at least have feminine breasts?

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    Terri Ruwe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the "teacher" that does science classes at the local high school, who assured me that plastic comes from trees. WUT? Oh yeah, she says, and tells me all about the process by which trees are made into paper. But it's plastic. SMH.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, duh. Haven't you ever heard of coconut oil?

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    Becca not Becky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a question marked wrong because I listed a dolphin as a mammal. I was in 1st grade and I fought it until the teacher realized I was right.

    Somethingpenguin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a penguin connoisseur (look at my user), this is a DISGRACE, I apologize for this man's lack of intelligence.

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the biology teacher should confess this to their college. It may entitle them to a refund on their degree.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The teacher probably thought penguins were mammals because they look like they're wearing tuxedos.

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully, he has learned this since.

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    While multitasking is impressive, sometimes it's a recipe for disaster. When we attempt to do too many tasks at once, our brains get overwhelmed, like a computer that has too many tabs open. And just like that, we start to lag because of the overload.

    To avoid going from lightning-fast to snail's pace, one should focus on one task at a time. When we keep switching between different things, our brains need time to refocus and this prevents us from fully immersing ourselves in the task at hand. It’s harder to achieve meaningful progress while multitasking. So, remember to take a deep breath, and tackle things like the productivity pro you are.

    #16

    She Doesn't Know What's Coming

    She Doesn't Know What's Coming

    ask_aubry Report

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my wife was giving birth, someone in another room was also giving birth but had refused all pain relief. The screams......

    Mommy Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not standard everywhere to get pain meds during labour. I've had two children without any and in my country you don't "refuse" pain meds, you specifically have to ask for them.

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    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this person is Christian, her own holy book says literally the opposite of that. It's right near the beginning and very clear that as far as God is concerned, the pain of childbirth is a feature, not a bug.

    neytjie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take pain relief or don't. Scream or be quiet. You're pushing a pineapple through a straw, do whatever you like.

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite description is pushing a piano through a transom.

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    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is almost worse than believing the pain of childbirth is punishment for Eve's original sin. I hope someone gives this woman an epidural and a science lesson and puts her kid in a good school.

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was punishment for Eve's original sin, why are alle the other mammals hurting too when giving birth?

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    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah right. Just like women can't get pregnant from a rape because "the body has ways to shut that all down if it's a legitimate rape". Paraphrasing, but actually said by some right wingnut.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First time? She's gonna be in for a shock. Trust me babe, you want the epidural. It really DOES feel like you're pushing out a watermelon otherwise...

    Bols
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just had to check her insta and it was actually her second birth, she said her first was "uncomfortable, intense and exhausting but pain is not the word she uses to describe the experience", most of her posts are super religious

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    ADZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How... just how do these people live this long and some how in this day and age get a platform to talk this c**p that a bunch of other morons will listen to religiously.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are the odds on her not getting her kids vaccinated for similar reasons?

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t have time to get an epidural with my second. Let me tell ya, felt like someone was ripping me down there then poured gasoline on it and set it on fire, after an hour of contractions, in which it felt like someone was stabbing me and just ripping and stretching my stomach muscles out. Yea, good luck with that pain blocking sweetie. I’m due with my third in June and TERRIFIED to go through that again. Lol

    DetriMentaL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If so.. Then why is there a theory floating around on the evolutionary scale that womens pelvic bones are becoming more narrow and natural birth is at some point; far on the horizon, not going to be a safe or viable option?

    similarly
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're getting close! I've known two women who fractured their tailbone during delivery.

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    #17

    A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

    A Person Who Hacked My Credit Card Emailed Me, Asking Why I Canceled His Flight

    My credit card was hacked. I think the guy did it by hacking my Gmail account because he signed up for Priceline using the Gmail login button.

    I called my bank and canceled it. I logged into Priceline to see if I could get any information about the person who booked the flight. I saw I could cancel it for no charge. So I did it because it was going to be faster to get a refund from Priceline than my bank.

    Two days later I got this email. It had his photo and phone number. It matched the name on the flight too.

    AshesfallforAshton Report

    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Less work for the police

    Bobby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it make me petty that I do this kinda stuff all the time to the woman who refuses to stop using my email as her spam dump? I got her number from one of these emails, told her to stop. Any appt or purchase or whatever that I see that she used my email for, If I can I cancel it.

    Cyd Cherise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me. The dumb shite used my email address for their cable account. I may or may not have stopped the autopay.

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ticket to jail on Red and Blue Airlines

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about snitching on yourself, I had no idea somebody could be that f*****g stupid.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proof that criminals are only smart in the movies.

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably a 3rd party scam. The scammer “sells” to a third, unknowingly scammed party a ticket using the original person’s card.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the flight was soon enough to be within the window for getting a refund from the card company I would have set a reminder in my phone and cancelled the night before the flight. With luck he wouldn't know until he got to the airport, and at the least he'd probably pay a good bit more for a ticket.

    Diolla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No travel for Travis. I'll see myself out.

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    #18

    Excuse Me?

    Excuse Me?

    ExpertAccident Report

    Vvee Work
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever seen stupidity without the aid of a microscope?

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupidity is visible 1/4 mile away.

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    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this person think microscopes are imaginary?

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should we explain what the term 'microscopic' means?

    Ge Po
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never seen your brain either. Can you give me proof?

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    Don’t forget, sleep is your brain's secret weapon that keeps your cognitive powers in top shape. Not getting enough rest can impair memory, attention, and your decision-making abilities. Imagine: You are staring blankly at the fridge, wondering what exactly you are looking for. It's like your brain hit the snooze button along with your alarm clock.

    That's why it's important to prioritize quality sleep. Aim for a solid 7-9 hours of uninterrupted shut-eye every night, and it will help you efficiently tackle whatever challenges the day throws your way.

    #19

    Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

    Gatekeeping Gen-Xers From Their Own Music

    SOYBOYPILLED Report

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one of those people would have spent time in the 90's listening to Nirvana, etc and the other.........thinks "middle aged" people can't wear band t-shirts of popular bands or of bands they like.

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literaly 1984. Controlling what you can or can't do

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    Illifred
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's illegal to slap stupid people. But I feel the urge.

    Jrog
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is the "mind" behind Libs of TikTok and a bunch of other far-right and no-vax groups. So, be my guest and follow your instincts.

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    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg.... "Nirvana brand". These kind of things make me lose hope for future generations

    Pyla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an old beach who saw them playing at garbage clubs. So hush.

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a gen-x'er, we know these kids are stupid. Besides, we really don't care anyway. It's kind of our thing. Nevermind.

    Michael Fernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That genius is LibsOfTokTok, who’s responsible for many book bans and who regularly causes her followers to phone in bomb threats to schools and libraries for being “woke” (e.g., allowing POC & LGBTQ people to exist). She’s one of the worst people in the U.S. at the moment.

    Blyss Blyssylb
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, I'll stop wearing clothes from popular bands if You stop remixing My Era's music and calling it New music

    AwesomeLeoWife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is obviously a joke.

    My O My
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may not smell like teen spirit anymore but rather like mid life tiredness, none the less I want to wear what was and still is a statement of good music

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dudes, this is so very obviously a joke 😆

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    #20

    Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him

    Umm... So Who's Gonna Tell Him

    T_h_e_Assassin Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're an uneducated incel without telling me etc.

    H_NGM_N
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is still dont understand why there are men who dont understand.😒

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    ADZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why sex education should be compulsory and not taught by religious people or conservatives or any combination.

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should also be neutral and taught by just the most neutral of experts

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    577 individuals agreed with him that women use those in the bladder and that we can control bodily functions like a light switch.

    Bored something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he never becomes a father.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can he become a father? He apparently doesn't know the basics of a vagina.

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may have read the book: "Incel 4 Life"? ;)

    And i was like WTF!!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he have a dog filter photo for a cover photo so that can speak of his inteligence

    Cynthia Tuinstra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people can vote... about reproductive rights.

    Irrational Gardener
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In US, they clearly did. Some idiot even put a few on our supreme court!

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    Grenelda Thurber
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm betting Ryan has never been near a vagina.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your parents should have accepted the free condoms....

    Happy Onion
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me this man has been neutered...

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    #21

    Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

    Freedom Of Religion, Never Heard Of It

    EmptySpaceForAHeart Report

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is also called a totalitarian system and most countries don't like it at all.

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most who tell me they want a "Christian Nation" are offended when I say "oh..so a theocracy"..."nooo".."yesss"

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    Blue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aight... Which God we talking about?

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inari! Deity of foxes, fertility, rice, sake, agriculture and industry

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Metaphysically absurd. You can't force someone to believe in God. You can only compel him to pretend he does.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF this was the sort of reasoning used by the Pilgrim Fathers - they weren't leaving England to escape fro persecution, they were leaving it to found a community where they could force their religious beliefs on everybody else - so it's not _so_ surprising that it's still present in parts of the US.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had the power, I'd let everyone who thinks we should have mandatory religion and follow "Gods law" have their way. I'd stick all the christians in a place that requires them to follow sharia law as the Taliban see it.

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    Gwyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's sad is how many likes he got

    Jon Stuart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually just why? Watch the Life of Brian to get a clear perspective on religion and also while you are at it learn so bloody history, moron.

    Sour Cherry Candy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you have a totalitarian system, you can't just change people's minds. Even during the Spanish inquisition, many people claimed to accept Christ but still kept their religion (or lack thereof). Stupid idea and impossible to enforce. Get a new hobby. Perhaps you could start with being a better follower of God yourself.

    MyWeird “WolvesGoTo” DailyLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “The First Amendment provides that Congress make no law respecting an establishment of religion or prohibiting its free exercise. It protects freedom of speech, the press, assembly, and the right to petition the Government for a redress of grievances“

    Natasha Clark
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe in any Gods & NEVER will. Absolutely no interest in the adult version of imaginary friends.

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    With a bit of mindfulness, a good night's sleep, and some stress-busting techniques up our sleeves, we can turn those dumb moments into tiny blips on the radar of our brilliant minds. Meanwhile, it never hurts to enjoy those occasional silly situations where we goof up. Have you ever experienced a brain fart? Tell us about your funniest struggles in the comments below.

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    #22

    Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

    Of All The Things That Didn’t Happen, This Did Not Happen The Most

    Lord_Answer_me_Why Report

    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then all the hospital staff clapped.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're terrible at making up propaganda.......

    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they being hosptalised in 1550? Are there any leechs, lancets and succion cups? Are the doctors wearing cute birdie masks?

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly would like to be treated by a doctor dressed like that, being that badass would make me forget my pain XD

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    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would the blood circulate if this was the case???

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, duh. That's one way vaccines kill you. When the blood is too thick the oxygen can't get in because the blood can't flow into your lungs, so you die of suffocation within a few years of getting the jab. Don't you even have a facebook account?

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    Sour Cherry Candy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then Jesus descend to thank her personally

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT...or the phlebotomist was amazing at keeping a straight face with these nut jobs.

    James Howell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm telling you, IT WAS HUGE!!! The best blood they had ever seen!! Beautiful, just BEAUTIFUL!! And the suction, well, let me tell you, best suction ever !!!!! Everyone just looked in awe the suction was the best!! The best I tell you......

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would your last name originally have been Trump?

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    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any RN who said such a thing should be immediately fired. My son, who is an RN, has been vaccinated against everything and regularly donates blood (without having his vein suctioned).

    Amy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry, I’m sure no RN actually said this.

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    #23

    My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping

    My Sister Called And Asked Why Her Dryer Kept Stopping

    Agreeable-Camera5420 Report

    Amity_Calamity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised it didnt catch fire lol

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of our daughter calling and asking why the dryer at their rental was not drying clothes, yup, looked similar.

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    Solidhog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a saying that fits all the posts here. "Just when you think you have met the most stupid person on the planet, someone comes along to prove you wrong."

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to ask, but is anyone missing a cat?

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was about to say, that is a cat.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did she survive to adulthood being *that* stupid?

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's alive!! Start writing the screenplay for Lintalantula.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I clean my filter after every load. Also I learned that dryer sheets leave a film on the filter that blocks the air, so you need to clean your lint filter with dishwashing soap and water until water flows through the filter.

    Jan Rosier
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do the same thing a couple of hundred times more, and you will have enough for a carpet

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived this with a relative. Except the complaint wasn't stopping, just that it took forever for the clothes to dry and sometimes they were still damp. I showed them basically the same thing on their dryer and -= problem solved.

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a free, nearly new dryer because someone wasn't smart enough to clean the lint filter.

    Adam Belaire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually had an owner of a laundromat thank me when I cleared out the trap after I used the dryer. I can't imagine that much of a build up.

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    #24

    Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

    Ladies And Gentlemen, The Substances My Cleaning Woman Reported To The Police. It's A Thermal Paste For A Computer, Found Next To PC Parts

    Pharalynx Report

    Boris Ezomo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust lost. Sign of stupidity. It's literally written on the syringe. Fire her, before she burns down your house.

    Biytemii
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any cleaning woman should be minding her own business anyway. You know much pot and pills and other drgs I've found cleaning houses, timeshares, and air bnbs? I've never said a works and usually just throw it away or take it home depending what it is lmao

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep XD My family has owned a housecleaning service since the early 90s - the number of things our employees have seen.... whoo. TONS of substances and that's just the tip of the iceberg XD (The worst/saddest story was the one where our employees found the customer's kitchen table half-covered in lines of white powder. The guy apparently only made it halfway before he ODed. We were doing a post-mortem cleaning for his family.) Our employees just look the other way, don't touch the items that are covered in substances (like the aforementioned table) and they don't take any of it home - that is theft.

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    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the housekeeper’s last day with that job

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's class A thermal paste

    Sour Cherry Candy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whaaa??? That's not even like a needle? And it says thermal paste on it??? Geez, some people are just so eager to 'save the day', they seem to forget that sometimes the day doesn't need saving.

    quentariel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just about to comment this. I might not have any idea of what thermal paste looks like or in what kind of "package" it comes in, but at least I can read. And it says pretty clearly what it is and doesn't even have a needle.

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when I was at secondary school. A girl in my class was reported to the police for using 'Intravenous D r u g s' by one of her friends mothers. She was diabetic and they were her insulin needles.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did you get the cleaning woman!

    ADZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else picturing Towelie?

    Id row
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I'd fire the sh*t out of her. What a dumb bunny.

    Matthew Savestheworld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell even if she found a real syringe. Lots of people use them for actual medication....like insulin etc.

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    #25

    I Have No Words

    I Have No Words

    sandiercy Report

    Alewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong! It's 40 years. 2003-2013=10, 2013-2023=10, 2003-2023=20. 40 in sum.

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was so dumb that I had to reread it

    Imreallyjustaghost
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! I literally did the same thing. I was like "there's no wayyyyy" But there most definitely is 🤣

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    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not agreeing with the math but the 90s were ten years ago, thank you very much.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! The guy might have a Tardis and is visiting from 2033. Now aren't you ashamed of your rash assumptions?

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Doctor still might slap this guy upside the head.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racist and stupid. But I repeat myself.

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    #26

    Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

    Probably Shouldn't Have Replaced The Carrots

    WeAreTheBaddiess Report

    User# 6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I replaced all the ingredients with water because they have too many calories and now my cake tastes just like my soups.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cakes weren't sweet enough, so I replaced everything in them with sugar, now it's too sweet!

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    Lauren K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're so concerned about sugar, why are they even making a cake?

    JustAnotherPanda (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I used diarrhea instead of chocolate for my cake. Tasted like s**t. Not sure what I did wrong, this website has serious issues. I’m not the problem here. One star.”

    ADZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always love these.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did see a great one that was obviously satire for smoked haddock chowder: "didn't have haddock so used last night's battered cod. Couldn't find any potatoes, so tried salt and vinegar crisps"

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    Joshua
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unsure what went wrong...I bet that's what your mom and dad say to each other about you.

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...unsure what went wrong... omg..

    James Howell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, it's TOO, not to.....lolol

    Kiwis Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The recipe was just to hard to follow

    axle f
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....help me, I'm an idiot..

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    #27

    Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest

    Toxic Masculinity At Its Finest

    TheGrimReefah Report

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So gay, having children with a woman...

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's that complete logical disconnect in some of these that I really can't understand. Crying when you see your bride walking down the aisle - gay. Holding your newborns conceived, presumably, with a woman - gay. Who are these people?

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    YTK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO PROCREATE WITH A WOMAN???

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 2024 and people still use "gay" as a slur or whatnot. I've heard that too, in school, 35 years ago.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually call this ‘skinship’ in Japan. Important bonding. Interestingly they use the English word ‘skinship’ which as far as I’m aware, is not used in English

    This Heifer
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word skinship is painting an awful image in my mind

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    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am starting to think they don't know what being a gay is

    Cora C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So gay, a woman found him attractive and had sex with him.

    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad thing is, that Weldy is going to have 40 kids with 40 different women. He laughs at Darwin. (We're doomed - Idiocracy is HERE!)

    JoNo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And here I was thinking he took his shirt off to show off his tattoos. /s

    Becca not Becky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fellas, is it gay to bond with your babies and value fatherhood?

    Cherrie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fellas, is it gay to bond with your kids? God I'm so tired of toxic masculinity.

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    #28

    Virgin Mary Strikes Again

    Virgin Mary Strikes Again

    Big_Boog_Boi_TANK Report

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um..someone please sit her down and explain the birds and the bees to her. Well, unless she's caring for a sibling due to death of their parents.

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she meant Virgo? Heck, either way this profile has issues.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it could be an adoption... but I doubt it.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mary too loved god and was a virgin. I see a pattern there.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be a pipetted pregnancy.

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A miracle! Nine months after a crazy night 🫤

    3 possums in a coat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yall there are like so many reasons she could be a single mother, but still a virgin. Adoption, surrogate, god mother, loss of a sibling, and so many other situations that's nobody's buissness but her own, and the people involved. Keep in mind, there are so many people in the world, and so many stories, so keep an open mind!

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    #29

    "Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"

    "Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"

    actually-bulletproof Report

    Ravioli
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they changed it to Company at some point. I’m not sure though, feel free to correct me if I’m wrong :)

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    Yaz Cam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that 107 people liked that 🤦🏽‍♀️

    nobody lol
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well it could be big black co-

    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been listening to / watching the BBC for over 70 years - MANY of their people lack proper "British" accents.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let Nations Speak Peace Unto Nations.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Why does that bother you?!

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lynz, why wouldn't it bother folks. A British program is gonna have folks with British accents

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    #30

    Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

    Stepdad Thinks Eclipse Will Burn Us Alive

    My stepdad will not let me remove this thin foil for the entire week because he thinks the eclipse will burn us somehow, and now the entire apartment looks like a cave (the first photo is my room, and the second is the kitchen/living room).

    DarkSharks4219 Report

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is mild compared to how others reacted. The lady in Florida lost her mind completely. Sadly, I am not exaggerating.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he thinks earth is flat too.

    Amanda Moore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though it's weird (plus harmless) atleast he cared enough to try to protect them from what he legitimately believed was a threat.

    Ken Beattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he also stop them going outside that whole week too?

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    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stepdad huh? At least he hasn't passed his stupidity on to you. Small mercies.

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like as if that foil will stop something that will fully burn a human as he said

    Astrius
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He might be a relative of Chuck Mcgill

    Moë
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How will no sun for like 5 min burn you?

    I_imagine_even_worse_w***s
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what did all these crazies think happened all the other times there were eclipses?! Like there's a total solar eclipse almost every decade in some part of the earth. Or does he think that they occurred in made up places like how some people don't believe in Australia?!

    Peryton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lead poisoning, chemical runoff, high fructose corn syrup, and religious homeschooling

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    #31

    Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American

    Apparently, Cleopatra VII Was African-American

    PanzerJagerr Report

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was Macedonian, no?

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she was also related to Alexander the great

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must be thinking of that kickass African-American, Cleopatra Jones.

    martin734
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As neither her or any of her ancestors had been within 5000 miles or 2000 years of America, I doubt very much she was African-American.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every human is African...

    Jan Bowyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, we're all descended from the cradle of nature in Africa. Cleopatra lived before America was America.

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    Crystal Spencer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In America, so many people think all black people are African American. They literally think it's the term for any black person. Black Jamaican: African American. African living in Africa: African American. Black Frenchman... you get the picture. I'm often ashamed of those around me as it's really bad in the south. I don't know why, it just is.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleopatra being African American is proof that there was connection between ancient Egypt and native Indians. It's also proof of enormous stupidity of people who are saying this.

    thea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wasn't she Greek or Macedonian or something?

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    #32

    The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will

    The Sunburn Won’t Give Her Cancer, The Sunscreen Will

    em-chris Report

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said this on another post. Some sunscreen's do contain ingredients that are known to cause skin cancer. The solution to this is to use sunscreen that doesn't have those chemicals in it, not forgoing sunscreen and being burned. Sunscreen protects against skin cancer.

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My paternal Grandmother is a Scott and is more fair skinned than my ginger self. Never wore sunblock and has had a dozen surgeries to remove Melanomas. Wear sunblock people, your future self will thank you.

    KDav
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My tattoo guy would be angry with me if I let his work get damaged like that. And frankly, he'd be well within his rights.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, definitely getting a headache from the face palms.

    Narcissistic_Alcoholic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it when women my age look like they're related to Jack Links. (Trembling uncontrollably.)

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially concerning if you drink it, rather than use it topically.

    funkybluegirl (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone with tattoos, she should be a little more concerned with proper skin care.

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate sunscreen. I have pale freckled skin. I either wear full covering shirts and pants and a wide-brim hat or I stay inside.

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    #33

    And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

    And Gay Men Were Breastfed By Their Fathers?

    cupand Report

    ADZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some one agreed to have sex with this guy at least twice.

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humankind would have died out a long time ago if breastfeeding made girls lesbian.

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if I should upvote for fitting to the topic or downvote for stupidity.

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people have children.

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people are *allowed* to have children.

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be more worried about the fact that his SON didn’t “attack her boobs” must mean he’s gay!!!! Omg 😱/s

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't deprive your daughter from breastfeeding because you think she'll turn out to be a lesbian. Breastfeeding infants IS NOT SEXUAL. IT'S HOW THEY SURVIVE!!!!

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why people should have a IQ test to have children.

    Jan Bowyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We wish. You need more education to drive a car than you do to be a parent. Einstein award nominee, no doubt

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she leaves him and gets full custody. Just have him tell his "theory" to the judge and he'll never see them again.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he may be homosexual because he holds his penis when he pees...

    Andrew
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this guy is gay because he willingly breathes the air, which has particles from guys d***s. So basically he chooses to inhale male meat particles which is gay 🗣️🔥

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    #34

    Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

    Don't Park In Front Of Fire Hydrants, Folks

    NYCFireWire Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do this intentionally to teach you not to park in front of hydrants.

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to ask why they didn't just lay the hose on top of the car instead, but yeah, sounds about right.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. Dumbass parked in front of a hydrant, probably not the first time this has happened. Maybe they'll learn why.

    Sour Cherry Candy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it will def teach the driver a lesson lmao. Don't park in front of emergency vehicle access. Besides, imagine how pissed you would be if your friend was having a heart attack but you had to wait for bill to move his 2008 Honda Accord from the emergency vehicle lane.

    Jon Stuart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rock on firefighters, f off dumbasses,.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love it when the firefighters do this. Well deserved.

    Onyx Delson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't the hose like thing long enough to be just placed over or under the car?

    Fellfromthemoon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess hose under pressure should not be bent that much.

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    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your insurance wont pay for it either, you deserve it!

    les
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i like how they changed their mind, and had to break another window to fix it

    Peter Leung
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am a UK Fireman ... I just Fkin love this

    cryssH
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and when they're done you towed and a fine

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    #35

    An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

    An Idiot In A 34-Ton Cement Truck Tried To Drive On A 4-Ton Wooden Bridge

    No_Associate2881 Report

    Amity_Calamity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was dumb for doing that but hopefully everyone is okay!

    Dingooo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truck driver is not okay, he obviously has brain damage.

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he think that the bridge wouldn't notice the additional 30 tons of weight? Maybe he thought the weight limit was a suggestion. This is similar to those trucks peeling back their trailer roofs because they failed to adhere to bridge heights.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We in Germany have yellow signs on bridges that state how much weight it can support - made for the military with tanks and trucks in mind, but also useful for truck drivers

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    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started talking to a guy in line at the bank a few years ago who was wearing a shirt from a concrete company. I asked him if he drove a mixer truck, and he replied "No, I'm a mechanic. I used to drive a truck, but it turned over when I was turning a corner. They said I was going too fast, but I wasn't." I didn't even try to explain that to him that if the truck turned over when he was making a turn there was no other possible explanation (other than maybe blowing out a tire, but he would have said so if that had happened).

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right sometimes you just have to say “oh! “ and keep it moving ! You aren’t going to change their mind and you’ll just end up frustrated! 😂

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    ffeineandsugar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As somebody who lives in Baltimore, I just feel sorry for the people who rely on that bridge!

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes, I'm local too. I feel so bad for those workmen. At least they were able to stop traffic from getting on the bridge once the SOS was put out.

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    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something similar happened near me a few years ago, but it was an SUV. The idiot drove over a wooden bridge made for cyclists and pedestrians (i.e. NOT a public road).

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bridge in your story was obviously too wide. A park near me has a foot bridge that was built by a summer trail crew of teenagers, with a college student as their supervisor. None had a clue what they were doing, but they did get some advice from a couple of contractors they knew and more or less built a replica of the old bridge, using some rough sawn oak that was a full 2x12 and tripled up for the beams. When a Karen heard the story she raised hell with the park office, so they hired an engineer to inspect it. He said that "if it was wider you could drive a truck across it".

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even in a car that bridge would be a big NOPE from me.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but the tyres are the only thing on the road and they weigh a lot less than 4 tons!

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, apparently this one only happened today! More details and pictures here: https://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/crews-spend-all-day-thursday-recovering-concrete-truck-after-it-collapsed-the-bridge-in-walnut-cove/091423-willis-bridge-collapse-a-1-01_03_02_31-still013/

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are tons of hilarious video compilations online specifically about idiots at work. Check them out on YouTube if you haven’t already. It makes you wonder whether we’ll make it as a species.. 😆

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    #36

    Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

    Man Punctures Leg With Drill, Treats It With Homeopathic Remedies

    conspiritualitypod Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is headed for a Darwin award!

    User# 6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can only hope they didn't reproduce beforehand.

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    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's amazing that people who think putting onions on your feet is a cure don't believe in the power of antibiotics derived from mold. Clearly what they need is more pineapples shoved up their a**e.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked in the vitamins and supplements section of a grocery store for 2 years during the pandemic. Had a co-worker who said you could cure ear infections by shoving cloves of garlic into your ear. Had another co-worker who said he hadn't gotten sick since the 90s because he drank ONLY alkaline water and his body was alkaline (my dude, you would be dead.) Homeopathic "remedies" make me especially infuriated XD

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    Laughing otter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone help? My husband recently had his leg amputated. Will colloidal silver help grow a new one?

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Essential oils. For mechanical tools injuries I recommend Castrol Edge 5w-30.

    RAM31280
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep up the colloidal silver treatment, it worked so well for Amy Carlson in that documentary Love Has Won: The Cult of Mother God

    ADZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The resilience of the human body is astounding when you see what idiots will do to themselves.

    Aprille Johnston
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude should just lay down in a pine box and ask a buddy to sing Dust in the Wind at this point.

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to loose a leg in 3 easy steps. 1: drill into leg. 2: have an idiot for a partner. 3: follow her advice.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are crammed in the back seat of the clown car and it's a long drive to the circus so you pass the time by asking the other clowns for medical advice.

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    #37

    Synonyms

    Synonyms

    BTBskesh Report

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flower. It's what you use to make synonym buns.

    S R Godwin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwahaaha! Love it. You made me larf after being gloomy about education system!

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And typically a whole bag of flower costs a lot more than a whole bag of flour.

    Thom Serveaux
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But isn't that a homonyms? A synonym would be if they meant the same thing.

    Little king trash mouth
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are homophones. Sound the same but have different spellings and definitions. But yeah, you're on the right track. Both these people are wrong, lol.

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    Dingooo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he was making pot brownies.

    Billy Maguire
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does someone that DUMD even KNOW a word like SYNONYMS?

    _physically_insane_(he/him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably googled it. Also you misspelled the word ‘dumb’ (I’m not tryna be rude, sorry if it comes across that way)

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    #38

    "He Looks Very White For A Spanish Guy"

    "He Looks Very White For A Spanish Guy"

    ivory_ghostt Report

    thepinkrobot
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Esp considering that "Spanish" isn't a race

    Becca not Becky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct, neither is Hispanic/Latino (it's an ethnicity). Hispanic/Latino people are generally white, black, or indigenous (or various combinations). And I am Latina btw.

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    Jan Bowyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignorance is at the pandemic level

    Isabel Galvez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Spanish and I couldn't be any whiter.

    Ram Lastname
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh this reminds me of Jesse’s line in BB before he’s supposed to leave for Mexico with Gus... “You’ve got to help me, man! What if the labels are all in Mexican or something?”

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just fair, not even good ?

    Jon Stuart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Live in Spain, white people with a free tan. It's sunny here without guns and sh1t.

    Dd P
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT'S TRUE. SPAIN IS IN EUROPE AND PART IN AFRICA, NOT SOUTH AMERICA.

    Adrian
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    1 year ago

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    Ignorant American, probably. My Guatemalan girlfriend was gorgeous!

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    #39

    Apparently, Crying At Your Wedding Is Considered Gay Now

    Apparently, Crying At Your Wedding Is Considered Gay Now

    Tobias-Tawanda Report

    YTK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fellas, is it gay to marry a woman

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hands out plastic bags for these freakin idiots....Parents should be embarassed!!!!

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a bride cries when she sees her groom, does it make her lesbian too?

    Quwiyint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fellas, is it gay to show feelings?

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is part of the toxic masculinity people have been warning us about. Let men have (and show) their feelings!

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's worse is that (I am assuming here based on the name and profile pic) OP is female. Even females perpetuate toxic masculinity.

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    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She says extremely gay like it's a bad thing... Smh. I'd rather be extremely gay than be like her. (I keep doubting than/then, someone's got an easy tric to memorize?)

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then is similar to When. So, also related to time.

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    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, because she's a human and so are men, therefore you're gay

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    PeTeH
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing her walk down the aisle would be an extreme moment of pain.

    Rosee_y
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Airhead, those are happy tears, something you will never experience because of your stupid mentality

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    #40

    When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

    When Main Characters Expose Themselves Like This

    scaly_telephony Report

    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well in fairness, think of the people he probably hangs with. He might just be the top 86%.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point is that the top 86% actually comprises 857 out of the 1000. And they're all smarter than him.

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too stupid to know he's stupid.

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great flex! Thanks for the warning!!

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    BewilderedBanana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess "You're in the bottom 15%" doesn't have quite the same ring to it :)

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "average" IQ is 100. Top 85% isn't good. intellectual disabilities typically have an intelligence quotient (IQ) below 80....so this guy is not winning any intelligence awards anytime soon.

    Whopdeedoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only smarter than 143 people in a room of 1 thousand... ouch.

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this person cheated on his IQ test to boost himself up from an IQ of 50.

    That Person
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    84 IQ is nice way of saying “pretty dumb,” and it shows in this post

    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this guy bought golden sneakers last month

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    #41

    Women Lose Their Autism If They Have A Child

    Women Lose Their Autism If They Have A Child

    SabishiSushi Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're too kind Arnold, I'm going for complete and utter fückwit

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checks myself. Nope, still on the spectrum.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, I need to get *massively* pregnant 🙃

    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I'm not having kids- I want my autism!

    Heather Wolmarans
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and take of your tinfoil hat, there's nothing worth protecting...

    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ayyy yiiii yiiii. Now my 60 yr old, autistic wife wants a baby. What have you done?!?!?

    Becca not Becky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So thats the cure for vaccines causing autism! Just get pregnant later and you'll be cured!

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God, I pray this person does not work in the mental health industry.

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! A cure for autism! Just get pregnant! 🙄

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A fellow autistic person actually told me getting pregnant "cured" her. I'm still scratching my head over that one.

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    #42

    Blood Is Blue, Apparently

    Blood Is Blue, Apparently

    Mundane_Son4631 Report

    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sadly a common myth. Deoxygenated blood is a darker red than oxygenated blood, but both are still very much red

    Lesbiancats
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this person's defense, I was taught that in elementary school... by my teachers, so...

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horseshoe crabs have blue blood. Like actually blue, not dark red

    ChimeraBubbles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's because they are copper based..? Humans have iron in our blood so ours is red.

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    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The army - indisputable source of medical knowledge...

    Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t stupid- I used to think this. There is a difference between misinformed, not learned something yet, and stupid

    Kitty
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last sentence is stupidity or better worded ignorant

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    deejak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just watch the next time you have blood drawn.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you need to watch which color pen they draw it with.

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    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good to know that the army "knows" what color blood is. That's the reason there are Purple Hearts, I suppose.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what you get in countries with no royalties. 🤣

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    #43

    I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is

    I May Not Be A Smart Man, But I Know What Stupid Is

    Smirkz_XIX Report

    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unwind the tape spool until it reaches the scissors

    badger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cut off thumb, remove scissors, cut tape, tape thumb back on

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dumb part is that this is the hang up. And? So many ways to fix that, another pair of scissors...what everyone else has recommended...

    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On another note, why is he bandaging his finger with black tape? I thought it's about waterproofing, but it's open at the top so water would go there anyway

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There may be an electrical test meter in the picture, and anybody who has an electrical test meter has electrical tape. Untitled-6...7a922e.jpg Untitled-662a1697a922e.jpg

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    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, definitely very smart! /s

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, I'll give a pass here, I've done similar things because I simply wasn't paying attention.

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just rip off the tape with your other hand. I’ve done it many times

    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, also never put this kind of tape over wounds.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it looks like he has gauze underneath the tape :x

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    RAM31280
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy fix, cut off the tumb with another pair of scissors.

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just keep unwinding the tape until you get to the cardboard core. Rip off the core and throw in recycling bin. Slip scissors off thumb and over 20 feet of unwound tape. Cut tape to desired length. Mash up wasted tape and put it in the trash.

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    #44

    Someone Forgot How An Acronym Works

    Someone Forgot How An Acronym Works

    Mish_b Report

    Bored something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the dining room we are CUUL!

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that sounds like summoning a demon.

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In the dining room we don't know how acronyms work"

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROAR! Rate Our Asinine Rules!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listen to adult" what? Adult movies? Adult oriented rock stations?

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clean up after ourselves. Use our time wisely. Not make a mess. Trust the system. Save the planet...... everybody now, in this dinning room we are C***S

    Pavlovs Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove our rubbish. Optimise our time. Apply good manners. Respect instuctions from adults. A little closer maybe?

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget acronyms. . . nice use of bullet points. . .!

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    #45

    Fiancée Wanted An Iced Latte

    Fiancée Wanted An Iced Latte

    SKirsch10x Report

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once tried to make egg fried rice by frying some rice and dropping a (raw) egg in there. What I got was an Egg fried lump.

    AlyDawn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nespresso actually has a pod that does iced coffee, and the instructions is to do exactly this. It heats up the iced water and makes an espresso, then passes the ice water straight through the machine.

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not going to get any better, run while you still can.

    Sour Cherry Candy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a chemically-changed ice latte

    Gillian Scarlett
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No f***ing way someone is that stupid. Right?

    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're thinking of marrying this person?

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    #46

    Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

    Imagine Settling Into Your Nice First-Class Seat And Having To Deal With This The Entire Flight

    Paneraiguy1 Report

    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be mighty tempted to take the money - and continue coughing in his direction for the rest of the flight

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sneeze, spit, maybe vomit a bit to. When he says stop, just say: "But, we had a deal!"

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fail to understand how you could feel so bothered by another person wearing a mask that you offer them a 6 figure sum to remove it.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be in the "Never happened" thread!

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's plausible in the sense that a person who wil lie about the efficacy of masks can easily lie about paying $100,000.

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    KAM
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, first class seats sure look like economy class... the only time that guy is in first class is when he is passing through to his seat in the back of the plane.

    tw 72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly and 1) He doesn't have $100,000; and 2) Dude, she does NOT want to talk to you ever - let alone for the whole flight

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    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that means that operating room personnel wear masks to hide their identities? Surely not for protection against germs.

    Kathleen McGann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For protecting their patients against the OR personnel 's germs

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    Kryogen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove mask, take money, reput mask. You've removed, he didn't say for how long.

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes he did “for the entire flight “

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    Lee F.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His face looks like it wants to be punched

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google trending: " Is Kirsh Dead?"

    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand this obsession with other people wearing masks. I get people who don't want to wear one themselves, but what's the deal with trying to project your own choices on others?

    John Seidel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the kind of loon I want sitting next to me. I could use the money.

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    #47

    The Entitlement Is Strong With This One

    The Entitlement Is Strong With This One

    Piccolo-Sufficient Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was not a date. It was a moocher ambush.

    Dd P
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    3 DEADBEATS WALK INTO A RESTAURANT....

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    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He stayed long enough to eat? They wouldn't have all three been seated and I'd have been gone.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Gotta was my hands before we order..." (tires squealing)

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    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it ironic that she complains that he didn't behave as she thought a gentleman should while her bringing two friends and expecting him to pay proves she's not a lady.

    iamjusthereforthecruise
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And i'm embarrassed to be from the same country as this girl

    Dd P
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AGREED. HER PARENTS SHOULD BE BEAT UP. THEY DID NOT NOT RAISE A HUMAN, THEY GREW A VEGETABLE! THEY SHOULD BE PUNISHED FOR RAISING TRASH!

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    Anonymous
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your date is not your ATM, especially if he did not agree to this beforehand.

    jennifer brinkman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No man should have to pay for moochers!

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    #48

    The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

    The Client Used Paper To Walk Into The Room Along The Floor With Glue While We Were At Lunch

    CAPATOB_64 Report

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now there's paper glued to the floor?

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, it's a subfloor so the only damage is to the paper.

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    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess if the client wants to pay the overtime and additional supplies...

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carpet right over it, even that 3 ring binder.

    Diolla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice paper trail though.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are too dumb to exist.

    JenC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're installing tile or something, so they put glue down to make it stick.

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    over it already
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...is there a valid reason why they would a) put down fresh glue and then go to lunch b) if that was needed, leave the area open/not marked "stay off" or roped off?

    Irrational Gardener
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baaaahahahaaaa Collect payment in advance from this one!

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    #49

    Science Is Too Hard

    Science Is Too Hard

    realstewpeters Report

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dread to think why he has put the word space in quote marks

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sounds just like his name: Stew Pete...

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My strainer holds no water. Wierd how it gets drier as you move closer to the faucet.

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's so ignorant that he "thinks" the Earth is closest to the Sun when the yanks have summer.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ignorance isn't the same as stupidity, and simply means not knowing something. I'm not sure which word best describes reaching that conclusion when you're ignorant about what he actually thinks.

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    Jerome Lenovo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stew Peters is a Florida-based antisemitic conspiracy theorist, radio show host and self-proclaimed “Christian nationalist.” He also regularly promotes anti-LGBTQ+ and white supremacist beliefs on his show and social media, and he has engaged in Holocaust denial. ------- oh I seeeeee, a maga

    Jon Stuart
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please read some books, I have no idea how intelligent you are but your education level is sub the world's under 5's dumbass.

    Grenelda Thurber
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you don't understand high school physics without telling me you don't understand high school physics.

    Thrillion
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's referring to absolute zero. In the absence of all heat (motion of molecules) you get this. I think it's been proven wrong. There is heat in the vacuum of space but the molecules are "spaced" out so it's difficult to measure.

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are lacking so much knowledge, I don't even know where to start.

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    #50

    My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

    My Mom Threw All The Chocolate Waffles Outside For The Birds, Thinking The Chocolate Was Mold

    Deadpan_rice Report

    Amity_Calamity
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guesss that's better than eating waffles with mold and thinking its chocolate

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Placebo effect is very real, so you mayt actually countinue that

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    doredde
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feeding mold to birds seems pretty unhealthy.

    Fenchurch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feeding them chocolate waffles isn't great either!

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are going to be very popular among the raccoon population.

    JenniB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think blueberry waffles were look more suspicious than chocolate...

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where I threaten them with being put in a nursing home.

    Helen Taylor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope someone brought them in before the birds ate them. Chocolate would be toxic. So would mold.

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    #51

    Georgia

    Georgia

    rengam Report

    CaliCoast
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you're literate"...lol!

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are three Georgia I know of. The state in USA, the country by Moldova, and south Georgia, an island in the south Atlantic Ocean.

    Mikkel Sørensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The country is founded in about 5000 bc. So just a little bit older than the American State of Georgia. Fun fact: Georgia gave the World wine!

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With Boredpanda's constant stance on America, I can't tell who's the idiot.

    Lara Verne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, Stalin was from the US state

    #52

    She Got Him

    She Got Him

    Solopeerless Report

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That outfit isn’t appropriate for any wedding.

    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should have told him it was a black tie event /j

    HighNMightyBigshotBossOfWorld
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is another post on BP where a number of grooms didn’t dress for the occasion. It’s nuts! https://www.boredpanda.com/underdressed-grooms/

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like the wedding version of a gender reveal baby shower? Invite the men you have had sex with to the wedding and then at the wedding announce which one got you pregnant and is going to be the husband? And maybe it is a cultural thing or something but they both look serious / sad. Like instead of cutting the cake they are standing next to grandpa's casket at a funeral.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    Some men have to be forced to become happy. Handsome couple.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like some women have to be forced to have sex in order to enjoy it? :p what a twisted stance. NO ONE should be "forced" into marriage, sex, etc.

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    #53

    An Honest Mistake

    An Honest Mistake

    PratikBrahma101 Report

    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG BP, really? W e e d now?

    Alewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what do we call the unwanted plants in our garden now?

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one does not seem "dumb" to me. There are whole internet threads devoted to the weird / dumb names people name their kids. "His name is spelled Jeooofffeeee but it is pronounced Richard" /J

    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What word is censored? I'm asking seriously - English isn't my first language and I cannot recognize this one

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The word w e e d (without the spaces between the letters), often meaning marijuana.

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    deejak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A new kid moved into the neighborhood and introduced himself as "Booch". We thought it was a bit odd, but whatever; we all called him Booch. It was many, many months before we discovered his name was actually "Butch" but he had a very strong accent. Never knew if he thought we were making fun of his accent (we weren't).

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weed is censored. Hmm I wonder... Weed, tweed, tumbleweed, weedless, seaweed... PS. Weird, nothing is censored... What in the weed...? O_o

    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen kids named Marijuana, Sativa and Indica - including the last two for twins. So Weed really wouldn't be that shocking. Terrible, absolutely. Plausible, sadly yes.

    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a kid in my after school program who has a slight speech impairment and he tried telling me his brother's name. All I could get was 'heshe' which I knew wouldn't be right. I tried out a couple other names, but he said they were wrong. I asked his mum about it and it turns out the brother's name is Heath, but gets called Heathie.

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    #54

    Let Me Just Fill This Iron With Sugar Water, What Could Go Wrong?

    Let Me Just Fill This Iron With Sugar Water, What Could Go Wrong?

    wallsemt Report

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this is why hair dryers have warnings not to use in the shower.

    Kiwis Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should come with a warning

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Volvic flavoured water is sugar free - OMG evacuate the building, she's burning carcinogens.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.volvic.co.uk/products/volvic-touch-of-fruit The "touch of fruit" line has some sugar, apparently.

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    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a meme I saw once "Let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem solve itself."

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like t his are why my iron really does have a warning sticker on it saying, "CAUTION: Iron is hot during use"

    Kevin Lam
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is giving my gorilla glue for hair vibes

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things only come with warnings when you actually read the warnings they come with.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work in a doughnut shop. The fryer grease was solid (think Crisco), inside heavy plastic bags. Each box had one bag of grease in it. Written on each side of the box was the warning: "Remove grease from bag before using."

    Eugenia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Italy we have a vaginal wash called Tantum Rosa (rosa means pink). The same producer makes a mouthwash called Tantum Verde (means green). I think something happened at some point because they started to write on the vaginal wash that it is for external use and not to drink it (the box contains sachets of powder to be dissolved in water)

    PaperinoVB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just what happened. But I'd like to point out there were also a couple of women who tried to use Tantum verde on their lady parts ("green is the one for men, but it shouldn't do any harm" was apparently their thought), and that didn't went well, too.

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    #55

    This Is Actually Insane

    This Is Actually Insane

    clapdatmeat Report

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember folks, if you are found out in a lie or a crime just act super indignant and angry so people will know you are innocent. /S

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone notice that *all of a sudden* this thief can spell properly? Even though he still capitalizes everything.

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    #56

    Who's Going To Tell Him That That's Simply Oxidation, And Not "Toxins"?

    Who's Going To Tell Him That That's Simply Oxidation, And Not "Toxins"?

    natemace Report

    User# 6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should straighten it out and stick it up your ärse for maximum effect.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. That happened to me once when I bought a cheap watch.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting smacked with a plastic bat releases toxins too. I charge $50 for a 10 minute session. I promise your skin will be blue within 24 hours or your money back.

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've worked with, and around copper for most of my life. I must be as pure as freshly fallen snow inside if that were true...😁

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's drawing out his brains instead of toxins.

    Fellfromthemoon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bracelet should have posted this pic. "I'd say the human does its job and helping me get rid of a bit of extra weight"

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like my brother would do something like this.

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    #57

    "How To Fix It?"

    "How To Fix It?"

    MistakeFast1917 Report

    maka paka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you work out your son failed. You failed as a parent and a decent human

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CLEARLY her son "failed" the DNA test! Her son should have known better and he should have manifested the (non)baby-daddy's DNA in his body so that he would "pass" the test so OP could get more money! /s

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what botheres me more. The fact that "her son failed" makes it sound as if it's his fault or the fact that she forgave herself and can't understand how her ex didn't.

    ADZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I forgave myself"

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be glad he isn't suing you for the child support he paid for the last 8 years.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find the actual guy who impregnated you?

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the child away and send the mother to North Korea.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You .... are NOT the father!" *b;tch-screams-and-runs-out-of-the-studio*

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If at first you don't succeed, try, try again?

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he sued her for all the support he already paid, and more...

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you forgave yourself for cheating. No one would expect otherwise...

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    #58

    What Do You Expect Them To Do?

    What Do You Expect Them To Do?

    WomenPostingLs Report

    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After you say no, they should grab you by your hair and then take you to their cave to explain that "maybe means yes and no means maybe", obviously 😌 /s

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been in that situation. Hit it off with someone at a party, one thing lead to another and we're at her place. She told me she wasn't sure she wanted to seal the deal and as disappointing as that was I get it, no pressure from my end but I did get her number for a possible date later that week. I got a text in the morning about how disappointed she was I didn't "go for it." Sorry lady, rape is a big turn off for me, and for her sake I hope she never found someone who "went for it," not the kinda guy you wanna date IMO.

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    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, a rape whistle is not supposed to be used like a dog whistle, just FYI.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As it should be. We've spent a lot of time explaining no means no. No means no. No doesn't mean chase me please. If you want someone to chase you, say that. Because no does mean no, and that's it.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I didn't notice that. I've just noticed that people are getting dumber by the minute.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you notice men don't like to play that kind of game?

    Elchinero
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    grab em by the "p***y", Trump-like

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is because they don't really want to go out with you. It's a rhetorical question.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, we can't win. Be a good person and run into such an a$$hat.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see why progress is slow in the dating experience.

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    #59

    Just Leave Your Neighbor Alone

    Just Leave Your Neighbor Alone

    Green____cat Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing at "aggressively" Buddhist

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's what struck me first, too. Must have gotten hit by the statue.

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    Jul Chv
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy trying to evangelize a... bloody buddha ...statue? Wtf wrong with him?

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think aggressive is the person considering putting religious symbols in the neighbors yard.

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare he (checks notes) put a statue of a meditation monk in his own garden!!!1

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. Does anyone have suggestions for decorating the Bathtub Mary this person likely has in their yard?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For trespassing and a hate misdemeanor. Is this guy's church hidden in an underground cavern, or is it aggressively standing there right on a street?

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure you can, for trespass at the very least, I think. Which you would deserve too... -_-"

    Guigsy Gwiggins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That neighbour must be aggressively peaceful

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He refuses to stop being one with me!

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    #60

    Woke Up To This Conversation Between My Co-Owner And A New Member

    Woke Up To This Conversation Between My Co-Owner And A New Member

    xhyenabite Report

    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably homeschooled using material from above.

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Utah isn't even considered Southern America, so he's wrong on top of being wrong. (Assuming it's a he.)

    Druck (not spuck) He/Him
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is likely a joke. Just the type of stuff happening on Discord XD

    adnap derob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Closer to the American Southwest, but still, NO!

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always find it funny (in a very ironic not actually funny) way when idiot racist rednecks say Mexicans are not American because Mexico is in fact a part of America, so I mean technically.....

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Co-owner? You need a divorce!

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    FOR F**K SAKE, AMERICA IS A CONTINENT, NORTH AND SOUTH ARE JUST DIVISIONS

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    #61

    Our Flight Attendant Repeatedly Insisted That My Son "Turn Off His Device"

    Our Flight Attendant Repeatedly Insisted That My Son "Turn Off His Device"

    lookslikesinbad Report

    maka paka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna take a guess and say this never happened

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be willing to believe the flight attendant said it once (and was probably embarrassed when the parent pointed out that what it really is). From the perspective of someone going down the aisle checking on dozens of people, it would look a lot like a kiddy tablet.

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    Jack Burton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaand this never happened !

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, you find the power button.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How about if I put it in airplane mode?"

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly can't blame the flight attendant, they put electronics into houseplants now.

    #62

    For The Last Six Years, I Thought My Car's Hood Emblem Was Blue. It Turns Out, It Was Just A Protective Film

    For The Last Six Years, I Thought My Car's Hood Emblem Was Blue. It Turns Out, It Was Just A Protective Film

    Hepworth Report

    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo you never washed that thing? Never got up close? Ok. Not judging just surprised

    Atero
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It holds surprisingly well. I'm still seeing early leafs with that blueish logo driving around.

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that explains why I keep seeing Nissans with blue logos!

    Alicia M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom did this with a new dishwasher. She said the door was "the most beautiful shade of blue." 😂

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg ! I see blue ones all the time I just thought they really were blue

    Kiwis Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blue protective film strikes again...

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They ARE covered with the blue film on purpose by Nissan. The same logic applies to tinting windows, and wrapping cars. It should not wash off, and it is intended to stay on.

    dahnb 2000
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dealer should have removed it anyway.

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kept it nice tho! my phone screen has one too! but it's really hard to read through, and the touch screen doesnt work.....

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    #63

    Scissors Of Satan

    Scissors Of Satan

    LiteratureOk5964 Report

    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a hunch, when they move in together at least one of their cats will be named Emily Dickinson.

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to call the cat Millicent Pawcett, but the cat was male so I was overruled.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'It's a band mom, Scissor Sisters'!

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that band. The original band name was: "Dead Lesbian and the Fibrillating Scissor Sisters"

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    Alewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, in their world being a lesbian probably equates to being taken by Satan.

    Amy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does she think the hashtag wap means? 😂

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even notice that. Words after praise? No clue

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    SCamp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooookay, who’s gonna tell mum? 🤔

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm certainly not. She doesn't need to know...

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom! We got an apartment together! We are sleeping in the same room. It's a little bit crowded but that gives us the whole other bedroom for our crafts! lol

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm. That hashtag makes me suspicious that this is a troll post.

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    #64

    He Really Said That With His Whole Chest

    He Really Said That With His Whole Chest

    Ok_Pangolin_8038 Report

    Felidae
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh drat, I better start warning the other 4.6 million people who live here in Cape Town that we better start packing, as all this time we have been living in a direction. Sorry for the other millions of South Africans, but I don't have time to warn them all. Thanks for the laugh on this cold autumn day.

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Weres the closest hotel?" "Right over there, then take a South Africa and you should see one." "Thanks!"

    JoNo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEW PICS should mean exactly that, new pics. This is the third one that was in yesterday's post about ignorant Americans. Oh, I see, new actually means "new for today".

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one always cracks me up. The idea of South Africa being a direction is just so funny, pure comedy gold.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And going to New York requires time travel, I suppose.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To some "bro" is a positive word. Not to me.

    #65

    The Amount Of Likes Is Scary

    The Amount Of Likes Is Scary

    EvelKros Report

    Alewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, what orange named doesn't make a country a country...

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    an area of land that forms an independent political unit with its own government; a nation considered esp. as a place: Cuba is my native country, but I now live in Florida.- Cambridge dictionary

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if this is pedantry or not. A 'country' is a geographic delineation, a 'nation' is a cultural delineation, while a 'state' is a political one. The terms tend to be used interchangeably, but they really aren't.

    Certainly not Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should also have added ‘own parliament, and language’

    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They missed having its own language from the list too.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In a room of 1000 people you would be smarter than none of them."

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, Wales are giant fish that swim in the ocean and eat people that make God angry. Read your Bible people!

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wales is a country. It's usually Americans who can't understand the concept...

    Jan Bowyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I take exception. Not ALL of us are idiots. Although, judging from a former orangey president, I understand why one would think that.

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By that logic, Texas is a country. 🙄

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only Texas was its own country. *sigh*

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    #66

    Wait, What?

    Wait, What?

    ExpertAccident Report

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually used to push them towards, then off, the edge of cliffs.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only when a cliff was conveniently close -by. It is likely that the most common method would have been to throw multiple spears into the animal and wait for it to collapse through blood loss and exhaustion.

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything that isn't reflected in my sedimentary lifestyle is a lie. I am the peak of humanity

    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Massive team effort, very, very dangerous, I'm sure some of the humans got killed doing this too and they didn't have to do it regularly because there's a collosal amount of meat (and fur and bones and...) on one of these things, so yeah, maybe an entire village rammed up and hunted a mammoth once a year with only 3 deaths and called that a win.

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    African hunters have been seen killing elephants with spears, so was that a hallucination?

    Hugh Crawford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he believes he could take a grizzly bear, no poblem.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it does sound incredibly difficult, and really impressive. I'm pretty sure me and my family would get trampled instead of being able to kill it.

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so sad to me ! People have always just been awful ! No matter how they did it !

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So..... all omnivores and carnivores should just.... magically be vegan?

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cave painters using artisitic licence again.

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    #67

    Mom Needs To Go Back To School

    Mom Needs To Go Back To School

    reddit.com Report

    ADZ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kkk hood must be for formal profile pics.

    Donald
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Alright everyone, look at the camera and say Grand Dragon!"

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's wrong, but so are those people who think the war was started because the North wanted to abolish slavery. Abolition was not on the government's agenda at the start; the government had two aims regarding slavery - to disallow slave-owning territories admission into the Union as new states, and to forbid existing slave-states from expanding slavery into new territories. The government hoped that slavery would die out by itself over time. The slave states saw the restrictions as an attack on Southern values and rebelled. Even two years into the fighting Lincoln famously said that if he could end the war without freeing a single slave, he would gladly do so. Even today, those on both sides of the argument have a far-too simplified idea of what actually happened back then and why.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's basic military strategy - By claiming to fight a war to free slaves they have a noble reason at hand and it gets them the support of the slaves within the enemy's territory, causing uprest and economical damage

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    Sour Cherry Candy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So why did it start? Was it before or after the earth became flat?

    Ansi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the world was flat, then a dome, then round, then flat again but with suspicions that it might be a dome because "space" is colder then the sun? It's frankly really hard to keep up with all this new science. 😕

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love to hear her answer.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US senate, the 3/5ths law, redlining, the police, electoral college, IQ tests, labor laws, justice system... most of US history was because of slavery.

    Nate Lefkowitz
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to choose a side here, but technically the war started because the south seceded from the rest of the US. They may have done that for reasons such as slavery, but the war definitely started because the south seceded. (For legal reasons, I have to inform you that I am not an expert in this topic lol)

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    #68

    That’s One Way To Approach The Topic, I Guess

    That’s One Way To Approach The Topic, I Guess

    evanctaylor Report

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's people like this that give Christians a bad name 🤦🏼‍♀️. Please note, I'm not trying to start a theological debate - everyone should be free to believe what they believe, without hate.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You avoided more than just 12 years of schooling, apparently.

    Daniela Lavanza
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even I as a Catholic know it doesn't work this way. The Bible couldn't relate scientifically accurate facts because no one knew back then. I guess people wanted stories to understand so symbols were created and told to reinsure people.

    HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people can't seem to understand that there have been discoveries since the Bible was written! I had to teach myself a lot of science as a kid because my Christian school wouldn't teach it. My science teacher in high school, she wasn't a Christian until she was studying biology at uni and got into a deep dive of DNA and thought that this couldn't have all been an accident. Not every single fact is in the Bible - I'm wearing a blue tshirt, that's a fact, is it in the Bible? No.

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you read what a few 2,000 yo hippies believed and now you're what?

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately you've still excluded the 95% of Christians who have never read the Bible, so the mystery stands.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you think women have more ribs than men too

    Jan Bowyer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Explain dinosaurs and carbon dating then. Or maybe you think it's "fake news"

    Eugenia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Faith, the best thing when you want to avoid thinking and taking responsibilities (or are not able to)

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a thought, but... how are we to read The Bible without being educated as to how to read? 🤔

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone want to know the origins of communism? Just read the Bible. Moses. Done.

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    #69

    Everybody Can Run 7-Minute Miles

    Everybody Can Run 7-Minute Miles

    r_special_ Report

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kind of get this one after you hear stories of mothers lifting entire cars to save their children and such. It's not mental toughness though it's pushing past you bodies natural defense mechanisms that keep you from injuring yourself.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Run? Even my nose is too unfit to run

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went mountain climbing last week and I had to stop because I couldn't breathe. Not because my brain had a block....?

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can go up a mountain in a car and I will have the same problem. I am just one of those people that is not good with thinner air.

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    Scotira
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest in my case it is absolutely a mental thing. I think I'm in decent shape for almost 50 and I do various sports like Jodo and Kendo. I just utterly and completly lack the will to run a 7-8 minute mile (or any other for that matter). 🙈😅😇

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I attempt a mile once a year, and I can indeed (at 41) do it in about 7 1/2 minutes.

    Kate
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How nice for you. My best time in high school, when I played sports, was just under 8 minutes.

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    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both my legs were mangled...can I use my car?

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cross country and Marathon runners must bespiritual leaders

    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even in my fittest era I could never run for more than 10 mins in a stretch. I did try , always ended up wanting to puke. I have run for half an hour but with breaks

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't run for 7 or 8 seconds without collapsing.

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    #70

    Nissan Rogue Driver Gets Stuck Making A Turn On A Denver Bike Path Footbridge

    Nissan Rogue Driver Gets Stuck Making A Turn On A Denver Bike Path Footbridge

    ferio252 Report

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is but a never ending intelligence test. Some fail miserably and wouldn't have survived in any other period.

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem isn't that stupid behavior kills people it's that it doesn't kill them fast enough to stop procreation.

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't blame the vehicle because of an idiot driver. It truly amazes me who they give a driver's license to.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my license in Colorado last year...they let me redo the eye exam 3 times. First time I've ever had an unrestricted license. Always has to wear glasses in Maryland. So they really do give licenses to almost anyone it seems.

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    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i admire your persistence and dedication if not your perception and intellect.

    User# 6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't call 'em rogue for nothing!

    Guess Undheit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And those are the inbreds that say "cyclists are the problem".

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite British pub is the Double Locks in Exeter. This is what you drive over to get there: https://www.google.com/imgres?q=double%20locks%20pub&imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fc8.alamy.com%2Fcomp%2FMC3MY5%2Fdouble-locks-pub-on-the-exeter-ship-canal-exeter-devon-uk-MC3MY5.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.alamy.com%2Fstock-photo%2Fdouble-locks-exeter.html&docid=56YtK71Kq4LdRM&tbnid=OHeOR33yYNyqHM&vet=12ahUKEwiBwvDN4OaFAxVnkO4BHc5lB3cQM3oECFEQAA..i&w=1300&h=855&hcb=2&ved=2ahUKEwiBwvDN4OaFAxVnkO4BHc5lB3cQM3oECFEQAA

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    #71

    Flat-Earthers Indoctrinating Children From Birth

    Flat-Earthers Indoctrinating Children From Birth

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why home schooling is forbidden where I live.

    Toxic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homeschooling is good if done right. Me and my two youngest brothers have autism and CAN'T handle public school because of the noise and people. I also have to have things explained to me in a very specific way that the teachers at a public school wouldn't have time to do

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    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if you want to have them reading the Silmarillion, that would help, I guess⁈

    MrLiesegang
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think, they don’t believe in Japan as well

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And New Zeland to. Or they forgot it like everyone else

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    Erik Rydbom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please explain why you used spheres for the sun and moon and not discs!

    Mermeow Overlord (they/she)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow the sun, moon, and every other planet is round but Earth is flat for some reason.

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    Mikkel Sørensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to make your child fail in life, lesson one!

    Eugenia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flat-earthers say they are everywhere, all over the globe

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    #72

    My Friend Met A Guy Very Confused By Pronouns

    My Friend Met A Guy Very Confused By Pronouns

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    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To me this sounds like a person trying, getting it wrong, and apologising

    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that "you're sexy for a [literally anything]" is never a good thing to say. It's like: You're smart... for a woman. Or: You're successful... for a POC. Not exactly a good vibe.

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    Boris Ezomo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schizophrenics do not have multiple personalities in them. That's multiple personality disorder. A totally different condition. however, a patient may suffer from both at the same time

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is this seems like it was intended to be rude. We love people

    Sour Cherry Candy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be inclined to help him understand because it seems like he's trying

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they said they didn't understand the terminology 😅

    Sanja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's said they/them, then it's more than 1 person.

    JK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf, if you're not more than 1 person, and you're not a he/she, then you are, by definition, an "it" not a "they"

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    #73

    Just Accept Him

    Just Accept Him

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    Karina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be insight, or the start of some reflection.

    Castles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who play silly games end up losing. You were hoping he’d keep pursuing you and he moved on

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you expect unattractive guys to respect your no, expect the attractive ones to respect it too. Maybe learn to respect your own no.

    Lexekon
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are not all on the same page about being told no in dating context. Both some men and women are all somewhere else.

    Guigsy Gwiggins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean dating someone new if you’re never dated them?

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waah, waah. The guy who is showing interest in me listened to what I said to him and now I am missing out because I didn't mean it.

    JK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just incel bs

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    #74

    Finally Found One

    Finally Found One

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    Marie Clear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the sun exploded, we'd see it 8 minutes later. But the sound wouldn't reach us until 14 years later. Doesn't matter tho, because, well, we're all dead.

    User# 6
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sound? Sound doesn't travel in a vacuum.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sun could never explode. In the unlikely scenario that it does, the light from the event would take around 8 minutes to reach us and whatever heat that was last emitted would also reach at the same time

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We wouldn't find out about it at all, because the superheated gas blown out by the explosion would hit Earth before we knew it was coming. The Earth's atmosphere would instantly be blown into space as a fireball; the oceans, rivers and icecaps would flash-boil and all life on, above, and under the Earth's surface would be vaporised in an instant. The planet would turn from a life-supporting haven to a charred cinder in a fraction of a second. Not even enough time to apply sunblock 😉

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    #75

    And 120 Minutes Is 1 Hour And 20 Minutes, Right?

    And 120 Minutes Is 1 Hour And 20 Minutes, Right?

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone forgot how ratios work. Time to go back to middle school

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kind of sounds llike a gameshow. The contestants have to go back to middle school and we see how well they do

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's both take $100 out of the bank, you in fives and me in tens. Bring me 19 five dollar bills out of the 20 you get and I'll give you 9 tens for them out of the ten I get. Let's meet and do this every day. I'll even give you an extra dollar for your trouble.

    Mermeow Overlord (they/she)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going by that math, it's also the same thing as 0 out of 1.

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interestingly, your IQ times 100 is still the same number.

    #76

    This Riddle Doesn't Make Sense. I'm Desperately Trying To Work Out Their Reasoning, But Nothing Fits

    This Riddle Doesn't Make Sense. I'm Desperately Trying To Work Out Their Reasoning, But Nothing Fits

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    Alewa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not even a riddle.

    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, this bothered me far more than the wrong answer did.

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    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once if literal number. 18 if counting the number of times you write a 5. I don't get how the game came up with 9. What am I missing? 5,15,25,35,45,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59,65,75

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit I failed this one. * smacks self d'oh*

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Language nerd here. You write the number 5 exactly once. The rest are numerals, not numbers.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mathematically correct answer is that you would write the number 5 just once. You would use the digit 5 in seventeen other numbers.

    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59

    pfeils wife
    Community Member
    1 year ago

    there's 20... no? Nope.. 18 is right

    Bored something
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5, 15, 25, 35, 45, 55 (2 5s) 65, 75 = 9 yeah? Or am I about to feel like I should be in this list somewhere?

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 56, 57, 58, 59... but don't worry, I also overlooked those.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understood what they meant. They’re asking if you’re writing all the numbers from 0-75 then how many times will the digit 5 appear in either the unit place or the tens place

    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago

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    The answer is nine as the digit 5 appears nine times in the numbers 5,15,25,35,45,50,55,65 and 75

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    #77

    What Could Go Wrong With Taking 10' Boards Home In A Small Car?

    What Could Go Wrong With Taking 10' Boards Home In A Small Car?

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    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a guy that has done this to his (now ex ) wife’s car multiple times !

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 foot boards won't even fit in a small car. This must be the American definition of "small".

    Bobby
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hatchback with the tail up would work

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    #78

    Not A Single One Of These Is A Triangle

    Not A Single One Of These Is A Triangle

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He thought you meant 'try angles'.

    deejak
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He heard "tri" and thought "thirds" I think.

    KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more worried about how he made toast. Did he wave it in front of the sun for a few minutes.

    Momica98
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it still tasted good since someone else made it.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't you do it yourself? Are you disabled?

    Mátyás Mária
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you cut your f*****g toast yourself?

    tw 72
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside from the triangle part - hmmm - boyfriend likely *made* but definitively *cut* her toast for her and she is complaining.

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    #79

    You're

    You're

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    #80

    Who Gave This Guy A Medical Degree

    Who Gave This Guy A Medical Degree

    Leather-Bug3087 Report

    Annie Persson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My eyes are week, I need to add glasses. My brain lacks neurotransmitters and -receivers, I need to add those

    JenC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, you could see just fine if you tried harder /s

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    JenC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People with diabetes just need to develop the discipline to make their own insulin instead of unnecessarily drugging themselves. /s

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ableist bulls**t. Wanker Walsh couldn’t last one week in my ADHD brain..

    keith donahue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I don’t know about you but he would hear like 4 or 5 conversations and the music that is looping like 2 seconds from a song😂

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay this is a real situation. I have ADHD and have been on medication for many years. Because of the shortages I decided to just stop my meds. Proof that I didn't need the meds? Nope. I'm unemployed and unfocused. And I'm trying my hardest!

    keith donahue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been living 16 years unmedicated. School is so hard. This is what I get for having naturalist parents.

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having diabetes just means you never developed the discipline to manage your own glucose levels...

    LargeMarge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I smoke a lot of pot and it helped. I do not care what other people say, when I had to type my essays at school, pot came through for me and I got a passing grade all the time.

    Jinx (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would have laughed in this persons face, but i got distracted

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comparing Wanker Walsh to jerks might be a bit of an insult- to the jerks.

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    Eugenia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lots of people are diagnosed with an illness after it is discovered. Prove me wrong. (I mean, some illnesses have been identified recently. When I was a kid you were just a distracted child, and treated like one)

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not about discipline. I thought that for years, with partially weird outcomes and means employed. That never worked. I always thought that ... if we consider our thoughts to be written into and read out of a book, my book has been lying just in an open window, on a stormy day. I thought for YEARS that everybody has it so, just that I'm too ... undisciplined to do enough about it. I found something else than Ritalin that makes this stop, but still, he'd consider it a d**g, and he'd consider it unnecessary. And, about his take on it, IDGAF.

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    #81

    Truly, One Of The Dumbest People

    Truly, One Of The Dumbest People

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    What am I doing here
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parenthesis, exponents, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction

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    SparkDragon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BODMAS (Brackets, Over, Division, Multiplication, Addition, Subtraction)

    Mermeow Overlord (they/she)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learned it as BEDMAS (Brackets, Exponents, Division and Multiplication, Addition and Subtraction)

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Germany we say "Punkt vor Strich" (dot before line), because we use a dot as multiplication sign, not a star.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Order of operators, sigh...

    Eugenia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Helps with dating profiles...

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this part is one I struggle with too... I mean, shouldn't order of a sum should not be dictated by the actual order, not the symbol? "hat" by this definition is "aht" because A comes first, not the order it is written. (honest confusion and irritation of a system I have totally forgotten a day after learning it in class)

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    #82

    There Are 10 Different Kinds Of People: Those Who Understand Binary, And Those Who Don't

    There Are 10 Different Kinds Of People: Those Who Understand Binary, And Those Who Don't

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those not in tech, 256 is a power of 2 (2^8) and powers of two crop up all the time in programming. Although actually I'd have thought 255 was a more likely number as it's the largest number that can be stored in a byte.

    arthbach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zero is a number too. If you add in 0 to the other 255 numbers, you get 256 numbers that can be stored in one byte. :o)

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    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Computers read bits, true/false as a 1 or 0. A byte is 4 bits that can be any number from 0 as 0000 to 15 as 1111 (1+2+4+8). 2 bytes cap out at 255 (1+2+4+8, +16+32+64+128). This is the first thing a computer science class teaches you.

    #83

    Can I Use Facebook But Not Google?

    Can I Use Facebook But Not Google?

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    Crazy Cookie
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they asked? It’s a start.

    Alexandra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A start of what exactly? How is it possible that you think your particular currency is also the currency of another country?

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    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to see that Scotland is independent now...

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, by that thinking, England is independent of Scotland? We are the only one of the 4 nations not to have our 'own' parliament.

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    Joshua
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair this is being asked in a cruise ship group. Many cruisers start out by taking Caribbean cruises. Many islands on such itineraries accept US dollars.

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I went to the Dominican Republic the only cash that I carried was $100 in singles for tips. I used my card for any purchases. When I went to Scotland with a friend in the 70's, we exchanged our cash in banks. How you deal with money depends on where you're traveling to.

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    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Brit living in California and a coworker asked me a similar question. Americans can be very insular...

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a dumb question. You can use your US cards, they will automatically change it for you electronically. You can use major cards at ATMs and draw out the regional currency. You can bring USD to almost any bank, and they will change it as needed to local currency. Most places charge to change currency, so use your plastic as much as possible and only switch what you actually need. Travelers checks are also a good way to carry emergency money.

    Natty Tempest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw bless. Let's educate so they can know better... Admittedly, the fact the UK still has pounds while euros has eaten nearly every other currency in nearby Europe, this makes a degree of sense...

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you stick to the most odious tourist traps, maybe. Hope you're bad at math because the exchange rates they will offer you are about what you deserve. Seriously, use a credit card like Visa, and you'll be fine in most places.

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    #84

    Phone Case Kiosk Guy Fitted And Sold This Case To My Clueless Grandmother

    Phone Case Kiosk Guy Fitted And Sold This Case To My Clueless Grandmother

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    Nina
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the outer fabric comes with a (plastic) case on the inside and they cut only the outer fabric to match the phone? Trying to figure out what I'm looking at here..

    Xanther
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phone's camera doesn't line up with the hard shell interior, and the leather exterior was cut to fit the hard shell camera holes.

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    Anna Ekberg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What an a s s h o l e move, tricking an old person like that. 😡

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it maybe a case that's made to fit a variety of phones, with a variety of camera types? Or am I missing something?

    LargeMarge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, phone cases are meant to fit particular phones. For instance, an iPhone 15 case should fit an iPhone 15 and not an iPhone 13. I have a Samsung s23 and a case to match. Also, iPhone cases will not match Samsung or any android phones.

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    #85

    Good Math Skills Are Hard To Come By

    Good Math Skills Are Hard To Come By

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    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    48+2 = 50, 27-2 = 25, 50+ 25 = 75

    ENSJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of the time I go= 27+8 = 35 + 40 (because 48 - 8) = 75

    Mermeow Overlord (they/she)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    48+2=50__27-2=25__50+25=75 Normally I would do 50+20=70__70+5=25 instead of step 3 but it's easier with multiples of 5.

    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohhhhh my poor head, and your poor brains! in MY head 20+40=60, then 7+7=14 plus that pesky one from the eight, now 15, plus the original 60 = 75.......ohhhhhh......wait, what? i was RIGHT?!?!?! crazy.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    48 is nearly 50 (-2). So 50 + 27 = 77. Take off the 2 = 75.

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    #86

    Americans Are Also Europeans

    Americans Are Also Europeans

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if in the post above Cleopatra could be African-American, then *obviously* Americans can be American-Europeans, right...? /s

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, a lot of people from from Europe DID go to America...

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    STress (I/me)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sitting Bull, Jay Z and Lucy Liu beg to disagree...

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read (Europeans forgetting Americans) are also Europeans. Then I realized it was Europeans (are) forgetting THAT Americans are also Europeans. I wish grammar was more popular.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What??? My ancestors were from Europe. That doesn't make me English or Irish. (Although it does make me have pasty white skin with freckles, LOL) I'm American.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans like to think they are Europeans because it let's them ignore that Hispanics and Native Americans have a longer lineage in America than they do.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we're all Africans if you go back far enough...

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The (South) Americans living in the French colony of French Guiana could consider themselves Europeans since they are citizens of France.

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    #87

    What Could Go Wrong With Ironing A Synthetic Shirt

    What Could Go Wrong With Ironing A Synthetic Shirt

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    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can iron synthetic shirts, but use a cooler temperature or put something like a teatowel between the shirt and the iron.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but the sort of person who needs that advice likely won't follow it. They probably also think their oven is broken because everything burns on the highest setting.

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, putting the setting on 2 degrees below h€ll will have that effect.

    David
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool art bro! Sell it on Etsy! /s

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Synthetic = plastic. Plastic melts.

    #88

    I Can't Help But Wonder If They All Can't Read Or If They Just Insist On Being Dumb

    I Can't Help But Wonder If They All Can't Read Or If They Just Insist On Being Dumb

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    UH, so why aren't you in the left lane?

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP states on Reddit: "I stopped to get the photo and went left lane."

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    JoNo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More likely following the car in front without looking at other options.

    Matthew Currie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the car with the camera is far enough behind, and far enough to the left, that it might be about to take the left lane. One has to get within a certain distance before the sign becomes obvious.

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    Snazzy Smurf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As they take a picture while in line!

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their car is presumably stopped - what's the issue with them taking a picture?

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    Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry, small print, what does the sign say please? i am vision impaired....(and no, i dont drive, i would be the passenger, bugging the driver about it lol)

    Joshua
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the anti-zipper merge mentality

    Maartje
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There might be a reason hidden around the corner.

    Westy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's what I see (icbw): Owner/operator of the drive-thru set up two lanes to avoid blocking cross traffic (from the right in this pic), knowing (or hoping) it would be a polite R-L merge at the end. A couple cars chose the right lane, one behind the other, then the 3rd, 4th etc cars joined the same line to avoid being "that person" by shooting the left lane.

    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People do this type of thing all the time tho ! I can’t figure out why !

    HighNMightyBigshotBossOfWorld
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens in Tokyo at ticket gates, there are a bank of exits but usually people follow the people in front of them and use 1 or 2 exits when there are about 5 additional ones they can pass through. Drives me nuts!

    Reviewer UK01
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drives me particularly nuts when everyone flocks to the wider access gate and I'm left sitting there in my wheelchair waiting for 40 people who could have got through the other 11 gates. A couple of people with big suitcases or bikes go to the wider gate and then everyone just follows behind them.

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    #89

    This Is Insane. Less Than $1000 For 100 Hours

    This Is Insane. Less Than $1000 For 100 Hours

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would swear a pimp would make a lot more money than that.

    Ace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, $11.62 per hour. She'll be retiring soon on that much.

    Bewitched One
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    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even. You gotta account for the 19 hours OT at time and a half and taxes

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    Debby Keir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the user name, not just unstoppable but insatiable.

    G A
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    1 year ago

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    Big back big rack-no brain

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