40 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Sum Up What Being Childfree Is Like

Thanos Attenborough

I wonder what percentage is hoping for positive vs. negative results.

Amen to that!!

Well that was the Old Testament from before Christianity and Jesus began with the New Testament. So you could say having a Son chilled God out and put him on a whole fresh way of doing things!

Doesn't even make you a GOOD PARENT!

Time and doing what/going where I want to

10x better

More people need to respect our decision to not have kids. Also mine are in all colours

Don’t we, you know, pity animals whose entire life is finding food and producing offspring? And don’t we spay them when we adopt them? And when we spay them, don’t we say, “this is wonderful, now she can relax and enjoy HER life, and play with toys and bask in the sun, and NOT have to spend her entire existence producing babies!” So why don’t we afford ourselves the same grace of opinion?

My dog is the best and better company than my nieces

💯💯💯😹💯💯

So true!

Truth. The generational trauma ends here.

To be honest, adults without manners are far worse than any of these

Homer got it spot on

I'll take one of each of those, please! :D

Aren’t animals God’s children as well? Why are human children > animals in God’s eyes?

When my family didn't really want a cat (we lived in a rented home, so it would be hard transporting it) a flea-ridden, but cute street cat entered our home. We sterilized him, de-flea'd him and he just stayed in our home.

My mom: "I wanted your sister to have a sibling." Gee, thanks, Mom. Didn't even actually want another kid because you wanted more children, but because you didn't want your biological daughter to be an only child. (I'm adopted.)

Same here

I've held babies in my life, and they simultaneously feel WAY too heavy but also incredibly fragile and breakable. I will take holding a cat any day over holding a baby. They squirm less, smell less, and you can pet them without getting arrested.

"No, I'm your father."

41 years and it hasn’t happened yet!

Baby's first words: Quade! Start the reactor!

so i'm iridescent :D ... almost radioactive

Yeah, no it’s not. For some people like myself, my animals ARE my children.

or cat..WHY NOT BOTH IN 1 pIC!!YASSSSSSSS

Or "Your kid is not special, he is just doing kid's stuff".

In all fairness, carrying 4 large boxes of pizza with just one arm takes another level of skill.

I will now raise fire spiders.

Ask them back: "How can you sleep at night?"

Schopenhauer

Oooo life hack!

Nah, that depression is just postponed...and one day will make that childrens lives a living hell.

As an introvert, it was surreal in a weird sort of good way.

Food for thought: you're usually not expected to have a reason for having kids, but you usually are expected to have a reason for not having kids.

This is me, but the other panels would also be me reacting the same joyously excited way to dogs, lizards, chickens, insects etc. XD

Naw, for me it's the cats getting me up waaaay too early. But, then there's naps.

Contortionist.

Is that sigourney weaver in the middle

That's true. I was expected to do chores, help with my siblings (3!) and no privacy at all. They mess up I got punished at least half of time. That's why I had my kid so late in my early 30's. I had freedom for the first time when I left home to study in another town far far away. Don't get me wrong - I love my siblings and there is happy memories as well, but I would never do that to my kid.

Well?

I'm TRYING to get myself spayed!! ;_;

"PONCHO!"

Know too many people who stupidly thought this would solve their problems

Totally! Cat over any else, any time, every time!

Children left unattended will be gifted with ice cream and lot's of coca cola

"I KNOW you know the problems that I have. You seriously think *I'D* make a good parent to a human child? You criticize my 'mental illnesses' and yet you want me to have KIDS?" -me, circa my 20s to my tia(s)

As they say, “yeetus the fetus”.

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Myyyyyyyyy...... (Continue after me)

Like one of the images implied above- having kids doesn't prevent being depressed, it postpones it.

Well, I´m not from Texas, but I did this and you should see faces of my religious ´pro-life´ members of family.

a child's drawing (probably indelible) on a chanel bag (not expensive at all)... ok

This might be a crazy topic for some, but you can get married and NOT have kids and still be happy.

This is clever.

Hello darkness my old friend

...and hedgehogs ... and foxes

That's Jim Carrey from the film "yes man".

Facebook is lies.